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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1443862 times)

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work
chai tea latte, May 08, 2021, 02:51:47 pm

Okay Chai, what's the job you're working?

chai tea latte

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The 1960s was an era of libidinous excess where you could smoke at your desk at work
chai tea latte, May 05, 2021, 09:37:03 pm
i would put up with an entire year of 1960s office sexism if it meant I could smoke at my desk at work
chai tea latte, May 08, 2021, 02:51:47 pm

Okay Chai, what's the job you're working?
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 03:30:24 pm
i'm a contact tracer.

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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 12:31:19 pm
please talk like this more often
Dr. Buttplug

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Good money in that dere bespoke dildo sculptin' business I reckon, mhmm *spit*
Guy Ferrari, May 05, 2021, 10:20:15 pm
What which new fangled critter shape buttplug yer fixin ter get?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 10:32:44 am

Well doc, I was restin' a spell by the crik over yonda this mornin', thinking about life and all. Sat onna rock and done scurd a snake sunnin' there! Then I thought to m'self, what if that snake done crawled up m' butthole? About that time I got myself a mighty boner. Thinkin' about maybe gussie'n it up and making it like one of those fancy "oveepositir" type things.
Guy Ferrari, May 08, 2021, 11:30:41 am

oh VEE pos a what? where' you git that ten dollar word. I'ma thinkin' I got a fix fer what ails ya. What cher think a this here garden hose and a couple ah hard boilts?
Dr. Buttplug, May 08, 2021, 12:31:19 pm
please talk like this more often
Shell Game, May 08, 2021, 06:24:39 pm

DONE

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The Jan and Dean song "Surf City" posits the existence of a surfing community where there are "two girls for every boy." As this gender disparity is not normally associated with the sport of surfing, one must assume a disaster or other highly unusual cause -- the devastating consequences of war, perhaps, or an infectious disease outbreak with disproportionate lethality to young male patients. In this essay, I will outline plausible causes for the Surf City demographic shift as well as speculate about the long-term consequences for this tragedy-stricken vacation destination...
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The Jan and Dean song "Surf City" posits the existence of a surfing community where there are "two girls for every boy." As this gender disparity is not normally associated with the sport of surfing, one must assume a disaster or other highly unusual cause -- the devastating consequences of war, perhaps, or an infectious disease outbreak with disproportionate lethality to young male patients. In this essay, I will outline plausible causes for the Surf City demographic shift as well as speculate about the long-term consequences for this tragedy-stricken vacation destination...
Antivehicular, May 09, 2021, 06:41:24 am
They could all be octogenarians, men have a shorter average lifespan than women

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Thats because we're always dying in surfing related accidents

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Sirens have discovered that it's far easier to pull surfers off their boards than it is to lure them off large, noisy modern boats, so they populate Surf City to find prey to pull below the briny deep. The large amounts of female sirens and the high male death rate contribute to this gender imbalance.
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i know there are historical cultural reasons to it, but i'll never get over the fact that japanese has a ninja pronoun
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Janet Weiss has a posse

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Giving myself "The Stranger" in a strange land (Philadelphia)
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No, mom, I'm not watching porn, I'm doing my physics homework! No, look, they're even doing the double slit experiment right now!
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guy who doesn't know how to make balanced hypotheticals voice: would you rather eat a human sized chicken mcnugget, right, or be eaten by chickens?
chai tea latte, April 28, 2021, 12:55:48 am
guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: so would you rather have one dollar, okay, or a million dollars.
chai tea latte, May 04, 2021, 11:40:22 pm
guy who can't make a balanced hypothetical situation voice: would you rather wear a face mask, right, or get covid-19?
Macho Masc Sangy Savage Salubrious Rex Frank West

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Uncircumcise me from these e-mails. | Update my peeferences.
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I hope leetspeak exists in greek and it's called leetsgreek
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