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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1449178 times)

chai tea latte

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there's probably a whole bunch of people out there who think fiat currency is about as fake as the clitoral orgasm

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Tea is a kind of soup

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Tea is a kind of soup
chai tea latte, May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm

counterpoint: almost everything is a kind of tea.

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Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
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I love it when people ask questions by asking you the question and then assuming what you're going to say (optional: correcting themselves if they got it wrong). Like

"Are you busy? You're busy? You're not busy. Okay! Great."

I know it's just a speech quirk some people have and it doesn't actually mean anything but it makes them sound so much more interested in what you're saying

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InCELAND

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Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
Jackal Flapnasty, May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
it's a shame they don't make mint hannukah gelt, that way it'd be a mint they make in a mint, ah fuck it the joke's dead

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David Attenborough: The buffalo stands its ground. Weighing more than all of them combined, the lions will have to somehow topple the bull to be able to feed. However, just a swing of the neck could see the lions impaled by the bull's formidable horns. Truly, the water buffalo is the Dark Souls of prey.
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and then I'll go and spoil it all
by being something stupid like yandere.
Yandere.
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I'm so burned out that Atari just sued me for copyright infringement

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it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
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til tvtropes.org is the same as it always was (terrible)

finally a source of reliability in this turbulent world

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it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
GirlKisser420, May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm

It sure is!
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A Winchester-Tony Stark crossover where Iron Man is forever building onto Stark tower to appease the ghosts of people killed by his weapons