Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Cheapskate]

The two rules of homeopathy are "like cures like" and "law of minimum dose". It follows from these that, if you're suffering from only a very minor illness, a super diluted medication will really mess you up and that you should drink full strength nightshade extract in order to feel better. Thumbs up!

I’m doing a homeopathic cardio routine. Once a year I sit in a chair for eight seconds.

[thelizzerd]

Anyone who posts political videos in work group chats is a weirdo.

[Lemon]

Istanbul is not non-negotiable

[Antivehicular]

Just saw a stick on the sidewalk and thought "that's a good stick, I hope a kid or a dog gets it"

[GirlKisser420]

I need media to be bad in very specific non-threatening ways that are actually good. I am not a crank

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I know that the spades are the spords of a spordger
I know that the clubs are clepons of cwar
I know that diamonds mean dummy for this dart
But that’s not the shape of my shart

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

On the one hand, it's deeply disappointing to go and look up fanart of something I liked and discover it's all porn, but on the other hand, wasn't 11:28pm moo so lucky to have however briefly lived in a world where it wasn't just feet and inflation all the way down.

[Lumbermouth]

There should really be a German word for "anger at being forced to learn something you did not want to learn"

[GirlKisser420]

its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader

[A Meat]

its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader

you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein

[GirlKisser420]

its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader

you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein

look sometimes good art Needs a really weird gender binary, a protagonist thats a guy but has mystically kind of got a manifest feminine side, and a couple scenes you very deliberately ignore. Also they should use a sword but its the future

[Antivehicular]

Context-free thought of the day: "they do sell red pens to civilians, you know"

[A Meat]

its simple. fantasy/sci fi novels having completely insane misogyny and right wing politics is quaint and a mandatory part of authorial eccentricity. However if its an anime or manga it can absolutely get jailed. they dont get weird enough with it so there's no upside to it for me, the White Reader

you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" robert a heinlein

look sometimes good art Needs a really weird gender binary, a protagonist thats a guy but has mystically kind of got a manifest feminine side, and a couple scenes you very deliberately ignore. Also they should use a sword but its the future

I also liked snow crash when I was a teenager, but neal stephenson's other stuff is better

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

why doesn't someone extract whatever technology that my glasses use to attract every last bit of grease and grime and dust in the fucking universe and put it someplace that isn't between my face and the thing i'd like to be less blurry rather than more blurry

[VaMpIrESoFtWaRe]

What is the jam and how exactly do we pump it up?