Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

We have externalized the advice aunt

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Its like the famous song says, if thats movin up then im movin up

[Salubrious Rex]

The concept of Shrek as it exists today is funnier than any of the actual movies.

[Wrought]

except shrek 2

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Shrek 1 also is magnitudes better than memes

[Salubrious Rex]

I didn't think much of Shrek 2 when I saw it again recently but that might be because my mind can't handle a pirate singing Nick Cave to a sad man-Shrek.

I just find the thought of the jolly green ogre devoid of the context of any film or other framing device really funny.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Excited for someone I'm friendly with to have kids so I can sing "My Own Prison" to them. I'll even go "ba dee dah dee dah dee dah DUNH " for that bit with the bass

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Simon and Garfield.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Is dollar store but cheaper and run by a surly eastern european guy a subgenre of store outside of Chicago? I miss those.

[GirlKisser420]

instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong

bubble bubble toil and trouble

[Salubrious Rex]

By the chopping of my buds, something blazed this way comes.

Edit: alternate because I forgot it should rhyme: By the spinning of my weed, come get blazed with us you geed.

[chai tea latte]

instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong

I'm thinking about it

[Hux]

remembering the time back in high school when i accidentally uploaded a shit ton of hentai to my google drive folder(i dont remember if it was google drive or something else similar that the school used) that was visible to my teachers because i was logged onto the wrong account, and the fact that i will never feel any fear comparable to that ever again as i rushed to delete it

i don't miss high school very much

[A Meat]

the US is a theocracy and the state religion is ancestor worship