Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

My work supervisor keeps boasting he's "putting his back into it" but then I learn about this neck, pussy and crack business? So, like, he's not even more than 1/4th there when it comes to work efficiency. Lousy braggart.

[Ashto]

I fucking hate how having nails is opt-out rather than opt-in.

[Shell Game]

Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

put a new set of batteries but he's still a rotting corpse

Weekend at Furby's

[Vinny Possum]

1836: instead of picking up "Good Words for Exhorting the Age" Hong Xiuquan is handed "The Complete Shencomix" and becomes a generic village failson rather than a wide eyed revolutionary

2020: the cops are in your barbershop to ensure you're getting the only allowed haircut, the queue

[GirlKisser420]

you're really not losing out on much anymore by not being a posadist

[Shell Game]

Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.

thought of a bad bird meme
The puffin one. That one sucks because it's always "well i just think that cops are valid" and the puffin is supposed to make your shitty opinion okay. It doesn't. Bad bird meme.

[jim and the mammograms]

Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.

thought of a bad bird meme
The puffin one. That one sucks because it's always "well i just think that cops are valid" and the puffin is supposed to make your shitty opinion okay. It doesn't. Bad bird meme.

white man's birdie

[three cats in a self-driving car]

Every once in awhile there's a meme that goes around that i actually legitimately enjoy. Upon reflection the first two that come to mind are the crow doing standup whose cards all say the same thing and the little bird who tries to proclaim a quiet thing and then the other one screams over it.

To summarize this pointless thought, i think i like memes that involve birds.

Oh wait, does befriend the spirals count? I guess I'm just gonna make it official: bird memes are great.

Those are both taken from false knees iirc and the whole comic is delightful https://falseknees.com/

[Achilles' Heelies]

American Horker Story - it's AHS, but everyone is a horker from elder scrolls.

[Shell Game]

American Horker Story - it's AHS, but everyone is a horker from elder scrolls.

if Ryan Murphy isn't also a horker it'll still be dire i think

If he is, however...

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

i hope the geeky burlesque industry gets through this pandemic unscathed

[chai tea latte]

i hope the geeky burlesque industry gets through this pandemic unscathed

from my birds eye view i am afraid to report that they're suffering and all need to be taken out for a glass of wine or two to relax

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

chai tea latte POV watching sexy girls in the break room not having enough customers up front to belly dance to:

[Wrought]

I took an IQ test a while ago and just got the results back. It just says "pussy-ass virgin". Is this good or bad