330: The Rites of Price: Amazon Edition

[Lemon]

[Shell Game]

Hope you're all ready for plumpin'.

[Ambious]

I missed STOG. ♥️

[Puppy Time]

Y'all got me doing this instead of starting dinner.  I was v. disappointed in the actual amazon product.

[Secret Gaygent 69]

This was a real fun doc to make since there is just so many stupid items for sale on Amazon. I gotta mention that the Energy Magic Compleat is free with kindle unlimited.

I died laughing at the shapeshiter bit. I totally missed that spelling error and it's damn hilarious. For some reason google docs decided not to put the red underline on that word. I'm sure there will be more spelling errors in my other docs, since I'm dyslexic.

[Lemon]

Whoops, just realized I had the wrong submitter in the show notes. Fixed.

[eldritchhat]

I missed STOG. ♥️

Regardless of how you rate his comedy, his prose is simply inspirational.

[KingKalamari]

Y'all got me doing this instead of starting dinner.  I was v. disappointed in the actual amazon product.

That is some amazing username/post content confluence right there.

Also: That one book among among the list of titles at the end that was "A Lesbian Retelling of Dracula" got me thinking that I want to see the "A lesbian retelling of <x>" done for a story where the author would have to do more than swap one of the main characters' sex to make it a "lesbian retelling".

Like, you show me "A Lesbian Retelling of Romeo and Juliet" or "A Lesbian Retelling of A Farewell to Arms" and I immediately know what that story's gonna look like, but give me "A Lesbian Retelling of The Old Man and the Sea" or "A Lesbian Retelling of The Life of Pi" and I am intrigued!

[Victor Laszlo]

I was just happy to beat Boots at The Price is Right. 

[Shell Game]

I was just happy to beat Boots at The Price is Right.

I think we were all rooting for you, there.

[weebphorus]

alright im here to get my dick plumped

[Secret Gaygent 69]

I missed STOG. ♥️

Regardless of how you rate his comedy, his prose is simply inspirational.

Shaggy-Stog story.

[The Killer Dynamo]

Making my mid-episode bet here seems like a good way to break in my account. I suspect the author's identity may be somehow amusing.

EDIT: oh

[Puppy Time]

^^^ Excellent choice of username/avatar/text.

I may have become slightly obsessed with this concept.

[Tipsy Almond]

As a writer, this episode was a massive self-confidence boost. I mean holy fuck, there was some seriously putrid writing being quoted in this episode. And it wasn't even proofread. ._.