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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 228392 times)

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Went out for the worst Thai food I've ever had, but afterwords had some great drinks and some solid conversation with some good co-workers and is been a very nice night for once even though tomorrow is gonna suck

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manged to drunk my way into and out of and back into a threesome and now im drunk recovering
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Really earning that Bunnybread Jr moniker

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I started drinking at 2pm and have now started to sober enough to trust going into the kitchen to make food. Really craving biryani, but I don't have the stuff to make biryani, so it's going to be nearyani instead.

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Selling things on ebay to put money in the bank is not quite as sad if you're moving and can justify it as lightening the load, right?
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I've had enough vodka that I just threw a bunch of stuff together and came up with the perfect drunk food. Mac and cheese, hot sauce, crumbled bacon, and french fried onions.

EDIT Fuck yeah added a can of Ro-Tel too. It just keeps getting better, or I keep getting drunker. (I am still drinking vodka.)
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« Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 12:21:16 am by Neal »

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We gotta celebrate butches, folks! The butches, they're providing the solid rock of reassurance that all you femmes crave, aren't they? Don't you, don't you love butches?
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i impulse bought gin AND tonic today"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the supermarket was emptied of all the shit i actually went there for but who cares!
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We gotta celebrate butches, folks! The butches, they're providing the solid rock of reassurance that all you femmes crave, aren't they? Don't you, don't you love butches?
chai tea latte, March 14, 2020, 01:14:21 am

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if i could recreatoe the experience of leftover takeout lo mein while drunk i would be the richest man on earth or institute world peace
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Listening to Fever In Fever Out on repeat while drunk. Luscious Jackson - so underrated.

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Go watch the first and last episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast next to each other.
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Maybe later I'll get a proper birthday party, but for now I'm drunk on the nicest Scotch I've ever had, and I appreciate the people who wanna be dumb online with me.
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Maybe later I'll get a proper birthday party, but for now I'm drunk on the nicest Scotch I've ever had, and I appreciate the people who wanna be dumb online with me.
Lemon, March 30, 2020, 12:05:56 am
At least we determined that no matter how dumb we are, we can't outdo The New Yorker.
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Maybe later I'll get a proper birthday party, but for now I'm drunk on the nicest Scotch I've ever had, and I appreciate the people who wanna be dumb online with me.
Lemon, March 30, 2020, 12:05:56 am
At least we determined that no matter how dumb we are, we can't outdo The New Yorker.
Shell Game, March 30, 2020, 01:19:02 am

The New Yorker is the depth of comedy
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