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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: KingKalamari on July 02, 2016, 02:43:49 pm
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One of the big, recurring topics that keeps coming up on the podcast is, of course, people with terrible ideas. Whether it's inventions, video game concepts or a plan to start a sovereign nation of transhuman fuckbeasts, people just love sharing their terrible ideas on the internet.
So let's take some time and post the ideas that have been featured on the podcast that we think are the most terrible. I'll get things started with three of my favourites:
Bomb with Air!
Showing a complete lack of understanding of how bombs work (The goal of the project is a bomb that doesn't kill people? I'll take twenty!) and an even greater lack of understanding of how balloons work this is probably the single worst invention idea featured on the podcast.
Mario Singalong to Go: Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers!
Everything about this idea is just utterly inexplicable and ill thought out. Not only is it a portable karaoke game, not only is it a portable Mario-themed karaoke game it's a portable Mario-themed karaoke game that only features songs by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. Who is the intended target audience for this game aside from the author?
Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.
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John Kitchin's Trinary internet?
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Going to Mars
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Fucking the car hot.
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Stickers to end racism. #idkybily
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Offbeatr
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The Senior Academic Staff Union should go on strike right in the middle of exam season!
I'm sorry, can you tell I'm overly bitter about this?
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Juggernaut Lonely, because I'm pretty sure it's about a man turning into Jaws, but I can't even be sure of that.
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TITANIUM TEETH
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The all-black version of the Flintstones.
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The all-black version of the Flintstones.
Cheapskate, July 04, 2016, 10:30:24 pm
I almost responded with a very racist joke but luckily enough for everyone I failed to articulate it but I'm ashamed nonetheless.
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Skin Pocket
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Skin Pocket
LINDA, July 10, 2016, 10:42:26 pm
I raise you, "letting your partner pierce your nipples when they have no idea what they're doing"
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Skin Pocket
LINDA, July 10, 2016, 10:42:26 pm
I raise you, "letting your partner pierce your nipples when they have no idea what they're doing"
Bodark, July 11, 2016, 12:10:16 am
We all know that the worst idea from the body mods episode is cutting your own frenulum off and maybe Bunnybread's suggestion to glue it back together with melted gummy bears afterwards
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Sounding.
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Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.
KingKalamari, July 02, 2016, 02:43:49 pm
Dozerfleet has some kind of miraculous talent for coming up with pitches for the fucking blandest stories that are humanly possible to imagine.
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Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.
KingKalamari, July 02, 2016, 02:43:49 pm
Watch out, Quentin Tarantino, there's a new guy playing with 70mm film cameras and HE HAS A WIKI WHICH CONNECTS THIS CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE TO HIS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER FANFICTION
COWBOY 1: I've got one eye, and I am racist.
COWBOY 2: Oh yeah? Well I have both my eyes! That means I can be more racist than you!
(A BARFIGHT BREAKS OUT)
INDIAN 1: I think you guys are bad because you shoot and swear a lot.
INDIAN 2: MY NAME IS INDIAN 2. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN THE CHEESE AND THE MAYO COMBINED.
(EVERYONE FIGHTS, A HORSE WHINNIES.)
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Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.
KingKalamari, July 02, 2016, 02:43:49 pm
The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.
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The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.
Emergency Sherman Tank Protocol, July 23, 2016, 08:17:53 am
Yeah, I can totally see that as a Robot Chicken sketch, if nothing else.
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The saddest thing is that I'm pretty sure Adult Swim has aired worse cartoons than this.
Emergency Sherman Tank Protocol, July 23, 2016, 08:17:53 am
Yeah, I can totally see that as a Robot Chicken sketch, if nothing else.
Laocius, July 24, 2016, 01:15:21 am
Why is everybody ragging specifically on Robot Chicken all the time when Squidbillies is a thing? Is that just too easy a target?
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No one liked Squidbillies enough to be able to reference it
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Gamer's Hip Clip
List of controllers the moron forgot to build hip clips for:
Mad Catz TE Fight stick
Nintendo Super Scope 6
Nintendo Light Gun
Nintendo Power Glove
Logitech Driving Force GT
DDR Dance pad for Playstation
DDR Dance pad for Xbox
The "Steel Battalion" Controller
Nintendo Mouse and mouse pad from Mario Paint
a Hitbox
Rock Band drum kit controller
Nokia N-Gage
and the Sega Dreamcast controller
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No one liked Squidbillies enough to be able to reference it
EYE OF ZA, July 24, 2016, 03:30:35 pm
I was specifically thinking of this seizure-inducing garbage. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_Solverz)