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Topic: Terrible Ideas  (Read 7909 times)

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Terrible Ideas
One of the big, recurring topics that keeps coming up on the podcast is, of course, people with terrible ideas. Whether it's inventions, video game concepts or a plan to start a sovereign nation of transhuman fuckbeasts, people just love sharing their terrible ideas on the internet.

So let's take some time and post the ideas that have been featured on the podcast that we think are the most terrible. I'll get things started with three of my favourites:

Bomb with Air!
Showing a complete lack of understanding of how  bombs work (The goal of the project is a bomb that doesn't kill people? I'll take twenty!) and an even greater lack of understanding of how balloons work this is probably the single worst invention idea featured on the podcast.

Mario Singalong to Go: Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers!
Everything about this idea is just utterly inexplicable and ill thought out. Not only is it a portable karaoke game, not only is it a portable Mario-themed karaoke game it's a portable Mario-themed karaoke game that only features songs by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. Who is the intended target audience for this game aside from the author?

Deranged Cowboys and Indians
Pretty much anything Dozerfleet has come up with could fit here but I chose the one I thought was the stupidest. You've got a stupid, racist premise. A cast of ill-defined, unlikeable characters with terrible names and the entire thing sounds like eight different stupid ideas cobbled together into one disjointed mess.

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Terrible Ideas #1
John Kitchin's Trinary internet?

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Terrible Ideas #2
Going to Mars

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Terrible Ideas #3
Fucking the car hot.
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Terrible Ideas #4
Stickers to end racism. #idkybily
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Terrible Ideas #5
Offbeatr

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Terrible Ideas #6
The Senior Academic Staff Union should go on strike right in the middle of exam season!

I'm sorry, can you tell I'm overly bitter about this?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2016, 02:40:03 pm by Ambious »

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Juggernaut Lonely, because I'm pretty sure it's about a man turning into Jaws, but I can't even be sure of that.

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Terrible Ideas #8
TITANIUM TEETH
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Terrible Ideas #9
The all-black version of the Flintstones.
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Terrible Ideas #10
The all-black version of the Flintstones.
Cheapskate, July 04, 2016, 10:30:24 pm

I almost responded with a very racist joke but luckily enough for everyone I failed to articulate it but I'm ashamed nonetheless.

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Skin Pocket
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Skin Pocket
LINDA, July 10, 2016, 10:42:26 pm

I raise you, "letting your partner pierce your nipples when they have no idea what they're doing"
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Skin Pocket
LINDA, July 10, 2016, 10:42:26 pm

I raise you, "letting your partner pierce your nipples when they have no idea what they're doing"
Bodark, July 11, 2016, 12:10:16 am
We all know that the worst idea from the body mods episode is cutting your own frenulum off and maybe Bunnybread's suggestion to glue it back together with melted gummy bears afterwards
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Sounding.
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