Episode 134: Build A Better Buttplug And The World Will Beat Off

[A Meat]

What I'm saying as, is that the longer you beat off to weird shit, the narrower you circle of interest becomes. Remember the guy who could only get off on vore and gore? Or the one who only liked when women pissed themselves with lighter colored pee? Also it's no mystery that they pick up something that looks like Disney or Deviantart Anime style - these were the styles they've started their beating off careers with, and nerds hate leaving comfort zones.

I wonder if that's the only outcome, because I've seen some shit that's the intersection of so many different fetishes and kinks that I've sort of assumed that some people just amass more and more kinks and fetishes as time goes on, and rather than fixating on just all of them together, they compromise and jerk off to each thing individually because there isn't any porn of inflated pregnant fat sheep with smelly feet and huge tits falling off a cliff.

[Isfahan]

BunnyBoyDaniel the "Don't ask, Don't tell" rule still applies to furries, they are still pets of the military and will be waped with a newspaper if they don’t follow the rules. As far as military furs, I know a few furs just on my base. I’m USAF stationed on Ramstein right now. I also know a few more on other bases. You just need to stick your head out of the dog house to find them.>

I don't know what "dog house" means in this context. It's not a military term, so it must be a furry term. I'd also love to know how furries detect one another. Is there a furry version of gaydar? It's not like uniform regs permit hanky code or anything.

I was a furry in the military. I converted my squad leader and two other people in my platoon. If I'd stayed with that unit there's a chance my whole platoon would have had furry pinups on the sides of their vehicles. I never felt any pressure not to express myself in my 11 years.

I'm willing to bet the only sentence here that isn't a fucking lie is the first one, and seeing how even normal people love to lie about having been in the military, I might be wrong about that one, too.

Is there any chance of getting safer military jobs? I rather not get shot in the head on my first day here >.< And Yes I am thinking of joining, if only because they offar jobs....most around here want exp or a college degree, still going though college and money would help ._. just trying to decide if this is the right thing for me or not.

He should really get to a recruiter as soon as possible so the guy knows just how little he has to work with here. He'll be safely scooping mashed potatoes onto trays in no time.

Also excuse me for not lurking around the military more but....what the hell is a DD2144 and a PTSD?

I can understand a civilian not knowing what a DD214 is, but PTSD? Is Google blocked in his coastal shantytown or something? You don't have to worry about a DD214 until you're out, pal, so stop getting ahead of yourself.

[Cat Planet]

I'm willing to bet the only sentence here that isn't a fucking lie is the first one, and seeing how even normal people love to lie about having been in the military, I might be wrong about that one, too.

No, he converted his squad leader. I'm sure he was easily able to segway into this. "Do you have five minutes to talk about Robin Hood?"

[junior associate faguar]

I'd like to talk to you about accepting dog cocks into your soul.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

I'd like to talk to you about accepting dog cocks into your soul.

But I already have ten in my ass!

[Sherman Tank]

Apparently Offbeatr is shutting down in a few days.

I guess a Kickstarter accidentally dedicated to furry pornography wasn't a stable market after all.

[Bodark]

Apparently Offbeatr is shutting down in a few days.

I guess a Kickstarter accidentally dedicated to furry pornography wasn't a stable market after all.

Holy shit. There isn't even some sort of explanation on the website, or their social media.
They have another website is fine, though, and it doesn't seem to be shutting down. Maybe they've decided to stop enabling awful furry porn to focus on that, instead.

[Isfahan]

Apparently Offbeatr is shutting down in a few days.

I guess a Kickstarter accidentally dedicated to furry pornography wasn't a stable market after all.

Did Offbeatr seriously become nothing but furry porn projects as a matter of course? I remember we pointed out during recording that nearly all of the top ranked, actually-lucrative entries on there were furry things, but that was quite some time ago.

Whether it's true or not, I have little trouble believing that the invisible paw of the free market would scare off all of the lesser perverts on a sex-oriented site. Few things can hang with furry.

[Sherman Tank]

Apparently Offbeatr is shutting down in a few days.

I guess a Kickstarter accidentally dedicated to furry pornography wasn't a stable market after all.

Did Offbeatr seriously become nothing but furry porn projects as a matter of course? I remember we pointed out during recording that nearly all of the top ranked, actually-lucrative entries on there were furry things, but that was quite some time ago.

Whether it's true or not, I have little trouble believing that the invisible paw of the free market would scare off all of the lesser perverts on a sex-oriented site. Few things can hang with furry.

Well, it's mostly furry/cartoon/furry cartoon porn projects because those were the only things that A) got fully funded, B) survived the idiotic audition process where a project had to get a couple hundred votes to even be eligible for funding.  At least, that's what I could gather from the few unpleasant minutes trying to browse the site. I don't know what it was like when you recorded the episode, but the site as of now is nigh-impossible to navigate even without taking into account the thumbnails of deeply upsetting porn.