I spent several fruitless hours yesterday running around London off-licenses trying to see if anywhere would do me a bottle of Night Train Express. The cashiers always looked so horrified when I asked them if they had any.
At one place I was at the counter beside this American guy, and he just turned around to me with this really disgusted expression and went "maaaan, only real winos drink that shit."
i just want to have some innocent bad times with bad wine, come on ;_;