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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444501 times)

Eider Duck

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Better bread then dead
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
as someone who is currently switching to gluten-free due to celiac, bread is dead
A Meat, July 09, 2018, 02:49:09 pm

"Better gluten-free bread then dead" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, sadly. Maybe "Better lettuce wraps then mummy wraps"?

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Better bread then dead
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 02:03:55 pm
as someone who is currently switching to gluten-free due to celiac, bread is dead
A Meat, July 09, 2018, 02:49:09 pm

"Better gluten-free bread then dead" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, sadly. Maybe "Better lettuce wraps then mummy wraps"?
Eider Duck, July 09, 2018, 03:10:46 pm

Better gluten-free than tootin' brie?

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Better dead than celiac’s imo. I love bread

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I thought the only person who could gaslight me was myself... but now I'm not so sure.
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Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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so i turned in one of my writing commissions (about 1000 words) a month or so ago and the client just got back to me. they said it was great, that i captured what i wanted perfectly, and it was seriously, seriously, good, and that i should consider writing a novel because my quality was excellent. then they gave me $10.
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the goys are back in clown
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Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???

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Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra

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Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Peehole: consent, sanitary equipment, medical professional
Cervix: consent, sanatary equipment, medical, you know what just forget it.
(I had planned on adding it but forgot)

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Notes about holes,

Vagina: consent, contraceptive,
Butthole: consent, lubrication, contraceptive (optional)
Mouth: consent, dental dam (optional)
Ear: NO
Nose: ???
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 12:41:54 am
Can't believe you forgot about the urethra
A Meat, July 11, 2018, 12:43:59 am

Sounds like a bad time to me
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under socialism we will find bigfoot
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Holes (2003): consent, Shia LaBeouf (possibly evil twin)
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I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."

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I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am
probably someone not worth remembering?
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I wish I could remember who's phone number I saved to contacts under the moniker "Ass Clown."
Jackal Flapnasty, July 11, 2018, 10:17:58 am
I hope Ass is short for assistant
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