He cradled the delicate one-inch wax effigy in his hand. None of that 3D printed shit, this one was custom made over the workbench balanced over his apartment bathtub during the course of a lazy Saturday afternoon.
There she was: Blonde, early thirties, holding a child in one hand and a bag in the other, talking to someone on her phone. She got into her rusting '78 Cadillac DeVille (colored like dried blood), started the engine, and started to pull out of the parking space.
He could hear that fucking dog in the car behind him. It was a pug, barking at the top of his lungs in the middle of a stifling Texas heat. The window was open a crack and the pug was digging his paws into the crack between the door frame and the window, trying to get at him, to protect his territory. But all the pugs in the world couldn't stop him from carrying out his mission.
As she started to drive towards the cars he was hiding behind, he stepped out from his hiding spot. Threw the effigy underhand into the path of her front right wheel of the Cadillac. He was there! He was about to be crushed underfoot by her tire!
But she stopped. And he looked to her to see why.
She saw him. Her eyes were wide, and she looked very angry. Tossing the phone into the passenger seat, getting out of her car.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THROW AT MY CAR," she screamed. She looked like she was ready to scream something else, but she stopped. And stared. What was she staring at?
His erection, gripped firmly through his denim jeans, as he involuntarily stroked and stroked.
Her eyes wide, her mouth wide open. He knew what was going to happen next.
He ran.
The scream was heard by everyone in the Albertson's parking lot.
That bitch! He gasped as he gulped as much air as he could, shoving customers and employees away as he ran from the supermarket, not able to decide whether to run or to curse or to breathe or to get rid of his erection...
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: A Meat on September 05, 2015, 04:51:32 pm
These people would love Fantastic Planet, or at the very least the first half of it, where all the humans are enslaved to the alien giants.
I'm legit surprised there wasn't any furry shit in the episode, but maybe they keep apart from the human giantess fetishists and crush furry cars.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: ThatsMyFetish on September 05, 2015, 05:42:56 pm
I feel like this topic on large women crushing smaller men have been a reoccuring theme in different episodes with different settings. I get flashbacks to the one about the inflatable women.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Spoop on September 05, 2015, 05:45:54 pm
I keep thinking of the episode that featured the guy who loved feet and flat tyres.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: montrith on September 06, 2015, 07:26:28 am
Yet another lovely reminder that as a woman it is literally impossible for you to exist in any form without some creep out there being turned on by you. I'd order my burqa now, but there's probably a site called Hot & Covered out there that has hundreds of pics of women completely covered in clothes. Can't kill myself either cause necrophilia is a thing. Can't ask not to be born in the first place cause unbirthing turns people on too.
Fuck.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: montrith on September 06, 2015, 07:44:13 am
Okay, posting again to complain that these fucking people are so fucking INFURIATING with their way of measuring things. There is no such thing as a "miniature 5 gallon bucket", a bucket either fits 5 gallons or not! And how would size 12 shoes fit a GIANT? Are you small or are they special giant shoe sizes? THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING ME FOR SOME REASON.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 06, 2015, 01:03:36 pm
Sorry, montrith, I couldn't find you the burqa fetish forum but I did find a thread with some creeps to deter you (http://www.topix.com/forum/world/australia/TJESUHJU7E2VK3RE1)!
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: ThatsMyFetish on September 06, 2015, 02:31:34 pm
Are you telling me that dressed in a banana-suit, on top of a burning truck, while smothering myself in ice-cream IS going to be someone's fetish? My senior plans are ruined.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Isfahan on September 06, 2015, 04:53:21 pm
I'm not all the way through the episode yet (I listen while driving) but so far it hasn't really been about giant anybody. So far it seems to be about normal-sized women and tiny men, but the regular-sized women are called "giantesses" because, of course, everything revolves around their point of view.
Also that wax-effigy story had one of the most blatant author-started-masturbating-here moments I can remember hearing.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Knitting Machine on September 06, 2015, 06:49:12 pm
Okay, posting again to complain that these fucking people are so fucking INFURIATING with their way of measuring things. There is no such thing as a "miniature 5 gallon bucket", a bucket either fits 5 gallons or not! And how would size 12 shoes fit a GIANT? Are you small or are they special giant shoe sizes? THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING ME FOR SOME REASON. montrith, September 06, 2015, 07:44:13 am
I am so glad someone else is pissed off at a giant wearing size 12 shoes.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Turtle on September 07, 2015, 12:11:44 am
For that matter, why is it important that these women are wearing large shoes when they're scaling down the man? Vitally important correction: "All the Small Things" was a song by Blink-182, not Sum 41.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Cleretic on September 07, 2015, 01:09:22 am
For that matter, why is it important that these women are wearing large shoes when they're scaling down the man? Vitally important correction: "All the Small Things" was a song by Blink-182, not Sum 41. Turtle, September 07, 2015, 12:11:44 am
I dunno, I'd probably feel a bit ripped off if the giantess in my fetish fantasy had proportionally small feet.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Ike on September 07, 2015, 02:44:50 pm
Okay, posting again to complain that these fucking people are so fucking INFURIATING with their way of measuring things. There is no such thing as a "miniature 5 gallon bucket", a bucket either fits 5 gallons or not! And how would size 12 shoes fit a GIANT? Are you small or are they special giant shoe sizes? THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING ME FOR SOME REASON. montrith, September 06, 2015, 07:44:13 am
I thought the bare foot smashing was part of the fetish (I haven't listened to this one yet)
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on September 07, 2015, 10:53:56 pm
I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed this didn't make it in as an intro/outro song:
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: A Meat on September 08, 2015, 10:28:07 am
I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed this didn't make it in as an intro/outro song:
I complained about this on Twitter before I listened to the episode, but I'd be fine with She's Actual Size as well.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 08, 2015, 11:05:57 am
I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed this didn't make it in as an intro/outro song: Nikaer Drekin, September 07, 2015, 10:53:56 pm
Any time somebody remarks that we didn't make a reference, tell a joke, or use a song that they would have expected, I consider it a success.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Lemon on September 08, 2015, 11:07:58 am
Any time somebody remarks that we didn't make a reference, tell a joke, or use a song that they would have expected, I consider it a success. Boots Raingear, September 08, 2015, 11:05:57 am
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on September 08, 2015, 11:44:43 am
I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed this didn't make it in as an intro/outro song: Nikaer Drekin, September 07, 2015, 10:53:56 pm
Any time somebody remarks that we didn't make a reference, tell a joke, or use a song that they would have expected, I consider it a success. Boots Raingear, September 08, 2015, 11:05:57 am
Hey, I'm just looking out for your best interests! You'll never get that sweet sweet TMBG sponsorship until you work a song of theirs into at least every third episode.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Positronic on September 08, 2015, 06:46:46 pm
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2ivl94g.png) Take a hint, lady!
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: goombapolice on September 09, 2015, 06:23:12 am
This episode was amazing. I loved that "Clearly Bullshit" story because at the end of his greatest sexual fantasy, all he did was place a statue on the ground and creep some woman. Fucking fantastic.
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Eonwe on September 14, 2015, 09:16:52 pm
Giantesses are extremely my fetish, as is the video game Gigamaidens
Title: 187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode
Post by: Detective Popcorn on October 12, 2015, 02:42:34 am