That's the only way this could be good. If it was "Frankwest.xyz: The Movie".
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Ashto on July 18, 2016, 02:22:32 pm
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 12:15:21 pm
Oh man, I'm already looking forward to the sequel: KEEP CALM AND EMOJI ANGRY BIRDS INSTAGRAM MINION SNAPCHAT IS WOKE BAE PLEASE KILL ME THE FILM
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 12:16:34 pm
Actually, you know what? I'm fine with this, as long as it stars that one emoji that's a chart that shows the value of Yen increasing. And literally nothing else.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 10, 2016, 10:02:58 pm
How?
Why?
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 03, 2016, 09:02:15 pm
Civilization is done. We fucked up. Time to start over. This will incur the righteous wrath of an angry god, and we deserve it.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: montrith on September 04, 2016, 12:20:08 am
My friend just asked me to explain why this was a thing the other day.
I couldn't.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Kaleidoscope on September 04, 2016, 12:15:49 pm
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 10, 2016, 10:49:52 pm
Hey want to read the most obnoxious press release you've ever seen (http://www.sonypicturesanimation.com/pdfs/emojiexpressyourself_castannounce_emoji_pressrelease.pdf)
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 10, 2016, 10:59:40 pm
Sony Pictures Animation speaker today that Emmy and Tony trophy winner James Corden (left arrow the three pine trees) and Emmy nominee Ilana Glazer (Broad photograph) would join previously speaker T. J. Miller (skull poopl) to lead the cast of sun 2017's animated comedy EMOJI movie camera: EXPRESS YOURSELF.
EMOJI movie camera EXPRESS YOURSELF open lock the never-before-eyes secret globe inside your iPhone. Hidden inside the speech bubble app is Textopolis, a bustling photograph where all your heart emojis live, hoping to be selected by the iPhone's user. In this globe, each emoji has only the number one facial expression - except for Gene (T. J. Miller), an sticking tongue out emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple crying while laughing angry shocked devil face cat face with hearts for eyes. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his hand best couple Hi-5 (James Corden) and the notorious pirate flag emoji Jailbreak (Ilana Glazer). Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the iPhone, each its own wild and fun globe, to find the code that will wrench Gene. But when a greater error icon threatens the iPhone, the fate of all emojis depends on these the number three unlikely couple who must save their globe before it's trash can forever.
Kristine bell sun, president of Sony Pictures Animation, commented on the speaker saying, "Over the number six billion emojis are texted every photograph, and emojis have become a globe language that transcends balding man and culture. The power of emojis is that they allow you to express yourself in a very horse and laughing face way, and that is what our film camera is about: self expression. We are very lucky to have some of the light bulb and smile actors today bringing their unique microphone to this film camera.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Kaleidoscope on October 10, 2016, 11:25:32 pm
I'm just going to say this.
Fuck this movie.
Fuck everything about it.
It's idiotic, pandering crap and honestly, kids don't need such crappy media.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: montrith on October 11, 2016, 06:27:01 am
I'm just gonna say this now: If you ever hear of a person in a Finnish movie theater going on a rampage, that was me and somebody just used the word "app-venture" in real life.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Kaleidoscope on November 30, 2016, 06:28:32 pm
I'm just gonna say this now: If you ever hear of a person in a Finnish movie theater going on a rampage, that was me and somebody just used the word "app-venture" in real life. montrith, October 11, 2016, 06:27:01 am
The best thing is that no one would convict you because let's face it, we all would have done the same thing
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 21, 2016, 06:21:43 pm
FUCK
(http://i.imgur.com/dpYVEx5.jpg)
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: BARK RANGER on December 21, 2016, 06:42:07 pm
no
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: Cleretic on December 22, 2016, 06:01:10 pm
Eh, I'll give them that one. Everyone was waiting for that emoji to turn up.
They won't be able to touch the most important emoji-based piece of art, anyway. And they can't do an imitaton, either, because as it taught us, TRUE daddies are irreplacable.
Title: Coming in 2017: THE EMOJI MOVIE
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on February 07, 2017, 06:19:10 pm