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Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Lemon on September 03, 2016, 11:32:31 pm
This just showed up on Netflix, and I assumed this meant that one guy from the movie ideas episode had his dream come true.

Instead, this is a reality show. A spoooooooooooky reality show. And a HELLEVATOR is involved. So they have to do these challenges while simultaneously pretending like they're afraid of the cheap sets and lousy acting.

This is a horrible, utter failure of a concept. I'm loving it.
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: montrith on September 04, 2016, 12:21:24 am
WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?!
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Isfahan on September 04, 2016, 12:37:33 am
WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?!
montrith, September 04, 2016, 12:21:24 am

Huh, I've never seen anyone grab someone else by the shoulders and vigorously shake them in a forum post before. How did you even do that?
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Lemon on September 04, 2016, 08:58:04 am
WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?!
montrith, September 04, 2016, 12:21:24 am

Like I said, it just showed up on Netflix. Apparently it's still on Game Show Network and is still airing? Dunno whats available to you.

I forgot to mention one of the worst parts, which is the @twisted_twins. The hosts of the show sit in a control room and bark instructions to the contestants such as "You have three minutes to assemble this dull jigsaw puzzle. YOUR NIGHTMARE BEGINS NOW!" All their line readings are... Well, there was a time when Chow Yun Fat didn't know any English and he learned all his lines phonetically, and was far more convincing than these women. The delivery would best be described as "sub-porn actress".

Also at several times a contestant will be somewhere and then an extra will wander by (IN A SCARY MASK) and the contestant will go "ah!" to convey they were mildly startled, and the contestants will cackle in delight knowing that they have twisted minds.
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on September 04, 2016, 09:22:02 am
This show is amazing.
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: montrith on September 04, 2016, 11:02:31 am
Found a link that works, looks promising so far!
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Blandest on September 04, 2016, 11:53:46 am
Found a link that works, looks promising so far!
montrith, September 04, 2016, 11:02:31 am
Care to share? I couldn't find one myself.

Update:  So are the Twisted Twins just Daria auditioning for Sick Sad World? I've never heard a more disinterested pair of hosts.
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 09, 2016, 04:13:43 pm
"this is not- -
This is not fun at all"

A contestant from the first episode
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on October 14, 2016, 01:25:51 pm
Dear god I love this show so much
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 16, 2016, 08:04:49 pm
Things it took me 7 episodes of hellevator to figure out

- the "#twisted_twins" are the people who directed American Mary
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: znarf on October 17, 2016, 02:09:38 am
I saw this on Netflix and soon after saw a show on Hulu called "Timeless".  I eagerly await "Juggernaut Lonely" on Crackle or youtube
Title: 😈HELLEVATOR😈
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 10, 2017, 08:51:43 pm
I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD AND IT'S

uh

new hellevator