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Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Lemon on December 10, 2016, 09:01:13 pm
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Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Saoirse-Lilith on December 10, 2016, 09:37:29 pm
Holy shit, the first 3 minutes are amazing. Love the new site Boots!
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 10, 2016, 10:13:41 pm
I submitted a question to Adjudicated Guess and was gonna include a smartass PS asking when the next guest appearance by Squiddy would be.

I didn't do it, and look what happened!

EDIT: Oh and here's some totally uncalled-for tag selections: "all the vampires ever", "twilight", "essays", "rants", "recipes", "old people fucking", "in the end", "the fuckies are bad this season", "yes homo"
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Cheapskate on December 11, 2016, 01:49:49 am
The Fuckies? Man, these minor league baseball team name just get weirder every season.

Also, you’re not crazy. Cats can, indeed, talk, as shown in this court opinion. (http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/Documents/Opinions/blackie_the_talking_cat.pdf)
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: A Meat on December 11, 2016, 09:26:38 am
Boots Raingear, loving husband, great friend, voice of the spearhead, never forgot about the asshole
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: rhorsman on December 11, 2016, 10:36:34 am
Paused at 2:38 because I needed to go confirm that ballsniff.club had actually happened exactly as described. Was not disappointed.

Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: JamEngulfer on December 11, 2016, 09:42:37 pm
I really don't get the cold open. What was that about?
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 11, 2016, 10:09:10 pm
I really don't get the cold open. What was that about?
JamEngulfer, December 11, 2016, 09:42:37 pm

I dunno if The F Plus does this, but at the start of Extra Credit recordings we all make a loud noise (like clapping or hitting our desks) simultaneously to provide a noticeable sync point for whoever edits the individual audio tracks together later.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 11, 2016, 10:22:24 pm
I dunno if The F Plus does this, but at the start of Extra Credit recordings we all make a loud noise (like clapping or hitting our desks) simultaneously to provide a noticeable sync point for whoever edits the individual audio tracks together later.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 11, 2016, 10:09:10 pm
Yeah, we all clap once to synchronize our audio tracks. John clapped twice.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 12, 2016, 12:56:17 am
That demon summoning spell explains a lot about the election.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Saoirse-Lilith on December 12, 2016, 06:48:21 pm
I love it when the episode just seems, I don't know, disorganized? The first few minutes just feel like it's not flowing smoothly and it's genuinely funny. Are some recordings just more chaotic or is it more to do with the editing?
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on December 12, 2016, 07:18:19 pm
I would like to let you know that Ballsnuff.club is my new homepage!

The edits made on ballsniff.cub fucking killed me.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 12, 2016, 10:28:59 pm
ballsniff.cub
FattyBoBatty, December 12, 2016, 07:18:19 pm

Oh GREAT. Now Boots has to make ANOTHER website where the balls are being smelled by a bear cub!!
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 13, 2016, 09:27:52 am
Oh GREAT. Now Boots has to make ANOTHER website where the balls are being smelled by a bear cub!!
Nikaer Drekin, December 12, 2016, 10:28:59 pm

I see it more as being the same site as ballsniff.club but with a cuddlecore (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAWgU_JMz0) version of Accept - Balls to the Wall instead of midi.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Caroline on December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 13, 2016, 04:13:00 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Adam Bozarth on December 13, 2016, 05:11:21 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]
EYE OF ZA, December 13, 2016, 04:13:00 pm

Kumquaxop is our Tom Servo. I'm sure there are many copies of him living in a colony somewhere, and we can't even be sure we are hanging out with the same one moment to moment.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 13, 2016, 05:20:41 pm
Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Yavuz on December 13, 2016, 05:24:23 pm
Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 13, 2016, 05:20:41 pm

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Liatai on December 13, 2016, 06:26:32 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

I would love to see/hear/be around that house during a holiday or some other occasion when the Kumquatxops are all hyped up over something. The sheer enthusiasm -- it'd be like a pack of happy Muppet puppies. |D

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Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on December 13, 2016, 06:30:07 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

[Kumquat Alpha comes through the front door.]

KUMQUAT ALPHA: YES HELLO

KUMQUAT GAMMA: [from kitchen] YES, YES HI

KUMQUAT DELTA: [looks up from Muppets on TV] YEAH HELLO

KUMQUAT BETA: [distantly, from upstairs] NYAAGH HI HI YES HI

[Repeat for remaining twenty-three minutes.]
EYE OF ZA, December 13, 2016, 04:13:00 pm

What's really exciting is when they get in their robot lions and form Kumquat Voltron.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: duz on December 13, 2016, 06:57:40 pm
Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 13, 2016, 05:20:41 pm

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
Neşeli Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, December 13, 2016, 05:24:23 pm

The perfect ringtone?
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 13, 2016, 07:04:14 pm
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

I imagine if you set the "Yeah Megamix" as ambient noise at home you could get some of the feel for that situation.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Spacebat on December 14, 2016, 03:15:29 am
Still adjusting to the revelation that somewhere in America there's a whole house full of Kumquatxops.
Caroline, December 13, 2016, 02:50:54 pm

I imagine if you set the "Yeah Megamix" as ambient noise at home you could get some of the feel for that situation.
温尼负鼠, December 13, 2016, 07:04:14 pm
https://soundcloud.com/spacebat-1/1c-kumquatxop
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: chai tea latte on December 14, 2016, 03:42:00 am
Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 13, 2016, 05:20:41 pm

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
Neşeli Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, December 13, 2016, 05:24:23 pm

The perfect ringtone?
duz, December 13, 2016, 06:57:40 pm
it's my alarm clock because I know I'll have to stop it before it gets to "MENSTRUAL BLOOD"
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: JamEngulfer on December 14, 2016, 08:09:35 am
I really don't get the cold open. What was that about?
JamEngulfer, December 11, 2016, 09:42:37 pm

I dunno if The F Plus does this, but at the start of Extra Credit recordings we all make a loud noise (like clapping or hitting our desks) simultaneously to provide a noticeable sync point for whoever edits the individual audio tracks together later.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 11, 2016, 10:09:10 pm

Ah of course. I figured it was something like that, but I wasn't sure.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on December 14, 2016, 08:51:33 am
While we're on the topic... hey Boots? Could you drop us the "Free. PETTING. ZOOOOOOO!" file? I need it for text notifications.
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on December 15, 2016, 01:57:16 pm
I still have the file on my dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/et4ro9vq9btw03w/Free%20Petting%20Zoo.mp3?dl=0
Title: 235: This Hub Is A Mess
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 20, 2016, 03:11:23 am
Now I want a short that's entirely Kumquatxop having conversations with other Kumquatxops.
How To Summon A Sherman Tank For Money, December 13, 2016, 05:20:41 pm

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
Neşeli Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, December 13, 2016, 05:24:23 pm

The perfect ringtone?
duz, December 13, 2016, 06:57:40 pm

The perfect alarm clock sound. Especially when you have some attractive person over after a night of hot loving. (Another thing condoms won't protect you from)