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Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Liatai on February 10, 2017, 05:03:51 pm: We have one for the F Plus itself -- why not one for all the other projects? :3

I'll start....

(Tweet something like: I mightest well wash my clothes.)
"Mightiest Well. King of All Wells. .... I'm gonna deduct myself a point for that one."
-Montrith, Quite Exasperating (not sure which episode)
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 10, 2017, 05:22:56 pm: Well this is the only time anything on clipsforsale has been described as Vanilla
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Post by: Liatai on February 13, 2017, 01:59:29 am: "Let me state the opinion in more Lemons terms. Fonts, web design, Node.js, terrible fetish."
*laughter*
Lemon: "Got me pegged!"

(Quite Exasperating)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 02:33:39 am: "Can I die yet?"
"I feel like a toxic waste dump"

That pony Ep gets rough
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 14, 2017, 03:03:34 am: "Fuck you."
–Everyone else in Extra Credit to me at some point
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Post by: Ambious on August 14, 2017, 05:34:53 am: "Fuck you."
–Everyone else in Extra Credit to me at some point
The Benedictine Monks of Sherman Tank, August 14, 2017, 03:03:34 am

Spaced God had it worse.
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 01, 2017, 11:46:59 pm: Everything about Vinny Possum's Kumquatxop understudy reading of "Pendulum Flow" was amazing.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 28, 2018, 04:11:59 pm: "Ocean's Eleven Year-Olds."
-Ganymede
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on September 28, 2018, 07:25:07 pm: "Priests can't use swords"
-Turkeyvolume, Altared States ep
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on September 28, 2018, 09:48:12 pm: I find myself thinking about Shell Game’s “shithead straw-child” interjections on the Adult Privilege EC episode a lot
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Post by: Shell Game on September 29, 2018, 12:54:28 am: That reminds me "Homework Delenda Est!" still cracks me up whenever I think of it. Thanks Sherman!

There's actually several lines I particularly enjoy. One exchange that comes to mind is from the feeder ep:
Argyle: "What's lardfatty?"
Argyle: "I dunno, what's lardfatty with you?"
Stress: [laughter] Shut the fuck up.
His derisive enjoyment of it is just so satisfying to me.
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Post by: Wrought on September 30, 2018, 04:33:04 pm: "He's taken two pieces of cheese. Shoot to wound." -Ganymede
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on October 01, 2018, 06:36:58 am: “I think Jesus was totally born in a manger for high-top fades.”

—Victor, QE episode 2
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Post by: Shell Game on October 02, 2018, 05:51:04 pm: "BAKA! It's like MAGA but for yaoi fans."
-Breakfast, This Is Spiner Tap
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 09, 2018, 04:01:00 am: "Hello, I am NITROSTOAT! The world's! Fastest! Stoat!"
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Post by: Wrought on November 02, 2018, 12:23:07 pm: "I'm going to cast the spell "Small Boy Jumps Into Garbage Can and Rolls Down Hill"" -The Lesbiathan
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Post by: Shell Game on November 05, 2018, 03:27:13 pm: I've got those classic ridges that we all know and love!Quote from
Extra Credit, Episode 50
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Post by: Wrought on November 30, 2018, 09:31:12 am: "Everyone knows Chinese dragons are cucks." -Positive Stress
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Post by: Shell Game on December 07, 2018, 08:42:57 pm: Dijon: HELLO I AM ZD90855.
Argyle: I don't like this...

That read is still something else!
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Post by: Wrought on December 24, 2018, 09:44:17 am: "I dunno man, I ain't buyin' that hog unless you can prove to me how tender that pussy is on the inside." -Positive Stress
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Post by: Shell Game on January 04, 2019, 03:35:13 pm: "In conclusion, I want to fuck all of the muppets..." -Ganymede
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Post by: Ganymede on April 12, 2019, 01:55:22 pm: Now that the cam girl episode is out, I'm proud to immortalize Shell's historical fiction:

"What if the southern Bunniculas had won the war?"

Also even though it came from the doc, I love the earnest nature of "Then, is Duckula truly a vampire?"
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Post by: Wrought on April 15, 2019, 08:54:39 am: "I'm gonna treat you like a Property Brother."-Ganymede
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Post by: Shell Game on May 16, 2019, 12:01:26 pm: Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!
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Post by: beelzeboob on May 16, 2019, 12:09:02 pm: Anyone: [any joke whatsoever]
Beelzeboob: STOP IT!!!
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 12:01:26 pm

Maybe if you stopped putting me into a place where I just wanted everything in the reading to stop this wouldn’t be an issue
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Post by: Shell Game on May 24, 2019, 04:34:15 pm: "Well, it would be pretty embarrassing for Brock if he had to eat a chocolate penis." - Malt
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Post by: Wrought on June 07, 2019, 06:58:35 pm: "Welcome to the club, Miss Hailey. The club of people who know me."
-Frank West
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Post by: Wrought on July 19, 2019, 02:23:17 pm: Frank West: I believe America will someday have its first spanked president.
Breakfast, clearly not proud of this joke: Haven't you read the Stormy Daniels allegations?
Everyone in the call:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh?
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Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2019, 01:04:02 pm: Shell: are you scrubbing it with a loofa sponge a little too hard? Is that how you're getting chafed?
Breakfast: PIPE CLEANER.
Malt: YEAH!

Also

Beelz: Some people??? Use chastity??? To COPE???????
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Post by: Wrought on August 15, 2019, 08:36:46 pm: "An innocent turkey baster off the production line gets purchased--Think Toy Story!--They go home, they think 'Yes! I'm going to be used in a kitchen! OH GOD!'"
-Beelzeboob
Title: Side Projects Quote Thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 19, 2019, 10:44:36 am: Achilles' Heelies: Yeah, what part of a blowjob is 'DRENG'?
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Post by: Wrought on October 16, 2019, 03:28:32 pm: Dijon du Jour: Can you please explain to your manager that this is an emotional support realdoll?
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Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2020, 04:10:39 pm: Dijon: and then i said "red rover, red rover, orgasm come over!"
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Post by: Mix on January 22, 2020, 08:12:50 pm: Shell: Switchable Susie, how long have you been on the internet?
~~Stress~~ Susie: JUST GOT HERE! SEEMS PRETTY BAD.
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Post by: Sauce on February 06, 2020, 05:07:34 am: Regarding the idea of a SoFurry orgy:

"There's not enough Ferbreeze in the world"
"That depends on how much of it you drink."
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Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2020, 07:30:34 pm: I could go down on a pillow for hours. Achilles' Heelies
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Post by: Shell Game on October 26, 2020, 01:20:24 am: Frank West: The important thing is that nobody hurt me feeling me me my.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 21, 2021, 11:15:23 pm: CHAI: she's overcome with this force, again, i guess. And sticks her fingers in her pussy. She tries to fight it and knows there will be twenty or more people for this open house.

SHELL GAME: Also the Hitman.

CHAI: Unrelatedly, I look up,
[a digression]

SANGUINAIRY NOVEL: she was doing a performance art piece, where she opened up an old can of Spaghetti-O's, and....

CHAI AND BOOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY: Nooooooooo!
CHAI: I'd forgotten about that,,
BOOTS: Semiotics, no.......
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2021, 10:19:13 pm: (during a discussion about a post from a user named JOK3R)
SHELL: Yeah, whaddaya think? you like my Joker script?
JULIA: You wanna know how I got these Oscars?
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Post by: A Meat on December 09, 2021, 10:12:18 am: Ganymede: It really is like "Could god make a boulder so heavy that even he couldn't move it? No. But I could"
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 20, 2021, 09:16:52 pm: SHELL: oh, this isn't a segue. I am trying desparately not to talk about the document, so,
[ALL LAUGH]
JULIA: well, shell, have you heard about a little comic, on a site called tapas, about Steven Universe but he's, he's White Diamond,
SHELL: AUGH! No, i haven't, i haven't and I won't hear about that,
JULIA: okay, let me tell t you about that for the next hour!
CHAI: is that.... Is that like Keenspot?
FRANK WEST, suddenly no longer joking around, very serious: Nothing is like Keenspot, chai.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2022, 02:36:12 pm: DR A: How was it for you guys? Where did your fetish come from?
HEAVE: Probably not trauma!
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Post by: Shell Game on September 05, 2022, 10:57:56 pm: Breakfast: He can eat a real whole coconut using his perfect human teeth.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 18, 2022, 11:18:04 am: "Achilles Heelies here to give you Achilles Feelies" - The Lesbiathan
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Post by: A Meat on September 22, 2022, 02:44:41 am: Shell: Sorry Tuttle, I keep forgetting this is empowering, continue
Julia (dying): I'm so empowered, I'm so empowered
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 03, 2022, 11:29:26 am: "If you want the Horse Power, you have to put in the Horse Work." ~Mix, EC ep. One Trick Poney
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 10, 2023, 10:33:43 am: EC #123 - If You Can't Score At Hedonism 2 You Can't Score Anywhere
"This person is, like, complaining about the kid's menu at a Michelin-starred restaurant." --JW Friedman
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Post by: Shell Game on May 12, 2023, 12:38:11 am: "They warned you it was going to be sexually explicit, they just didn't warn you it was going to be boring." -bumpgrrl
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Post by: 1234GO! on June 09, 2023, 03:29:35 pm: REVERT TO NORMAL
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Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on August 25, 2023, 10:40:26 am: Area Snow Leopard Loses Job
“Answer me these riddles three if it is seek that you Pepsi.” -chai
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Post by: Lumbermouth on December 12, 2023, 11:26:29 am: Oh hey I found where this should actually go.

"Percocet is INTENSELY gendered."

- Chai Tea Latte, Murder on the Orientation Express
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Post by: 1234GO! on December 17, 2023, 02:11:57 pm: "they just did bad platforming to make it hard..."

"to make you hard..."
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Post by: Shell Game on December 30, 2023, 12:52:37 pm: "My love for you is not a fad
please don't judge me for killing my dad
dijon du jour
Expedited Shipping
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 30, 2023, 02:36:10 pm: "I am not my brother's cum keeper"
Dr. A
Sleep Perchance to Cream
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on March 09, 2024, 12:25:29 am: You're not just monster cockysing softcore porn, you're doing it wrong!
Frank West, the Truth About M. Bison
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 14, 2024, 02:56:43 pm: EC "They Got My Worm!"

DIJON: I am Alive And Among The Living Again And Fear Nothing....
SHELL: Are you a necromancer?? Because that's another reason I would think people would--
DIJON: No, I think I'm an undead paladin, because my defense has been great!
[laughs]
DIJON: And I am moving forward....I will not waste my time on playing games...
SPACEDGOD: Oh, so you're not an Undead Paladin.
DIJON: ...that is not what we need........how about a talk shoe?
CHAI: Well, I think we should actually engage the Cone of Silence on this one, Max.
[podcast stops to groan at the Get Smart reference]
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Post by: Lumbermouth on August 27, 2024, 08:35:03 am: "I actually DID go to Semen Retention University, I'll have you know!"
"I'm wearing my SRU letterman jacket right now."
"I graduated Never Cum Laude."

Positive Stress and Boots Raingear, Retaining Composure
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Post by: Shell Game on November 09, 2024, 09:31:19 pm: "Any sort of ad blocking software, hereafter referred to as 'anti-tithe', is forbidden!" - Gany
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 28, 2024, 06:05:11 pm: Once a year or two, I think about the guy from the Lou Reads edging episode who recommended edging to "good edging music, like Enigma or Journey".
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Post by: Lumbermouth on February 28, 2025, 11:07:14 am: "Be a real badass and join Toastmasters!"

Shell Game, Wikihow To Blup A Podcast