I visited balls dot horse and instantly regretted it. Seems like an easy website for anyone to randomly stumble across tooThat’s certainly a page view tracker, huh
Hilijix, July 23, 2020, 04:10:28 pm
Oh my god another episode so soon, this makes me so happy!this release cadence pwns my tits clean off
I Liked That Joke, July 23, 2020, 04:29:30 pm
I visited balls dot horse and instantly regretted it. Seems like an easy website for anyone to randomly stumble across tooi read this before listening to the episode and thought it was going to be a fun spinoff website like damn.dog
Hilijix, July 23, 2020, 04:10:28 pm
I like that there's no effort to make anything seem sexy or erotic at all
GirlKisser420, July 24, 2020, 04:54:45 am
I fukken love furry episodes. The whole furry aesthetic hits me in the uncanny valley hard, but I love how insanely weird they get. Like, a normal fetish episode would be just a thing all about one of these weird fetishes, but furries just throw it all in like a horrific fetish casserole and all I can do is giggle at the surreal idea of this turning someone on.Yeah, I found myself wondering what the actual fetish situation was here. If this line is written by one person, are they authentically into all this stuff, or is there some level of "welp, this isn't my thing but I gotta make my furry porn game inclusive" going on? I kind of hope for the latter, although there's enough of the shit stuff in play that I assume that's definitely a real fetish for the author.
Puppy Time, July 25, 2020, 07:02:25 pm
I fukken love furry episodes. The whole furry aesthetic hits me in the uncanny valley hard, but I love how insanely weird they get. Like, a normal fetish episode would be just a thing all about one of these weird fetishes, but furries just throw it all in like a horrific fetish casserole and all I can do is giggle at the surreal idea of this turning someone on.Yeah, I found myself wondering what the actual fetish situation was here. If this line is written by one person, are they authentically into all this stuff, or is there some level of "welp, this isn't my thing but I gotta make my furry porn game inclusive" going on? I kind of hope for the latter, although there's enough of the shit stuff in play that I assume that's definitely a real fetish for the author.
Puppy Time, July 25, 2020, 07:02:25 pm
Also, based on the initial focus on cocks/twinks/studs, I initially assumed this was going to be an exclusively gay male furry porn RPG; I'm still not sure it isn't that way in spirit, given how perfunctory all the material about women seems to be, although maybe that was the reading choices. I kind of feel like it'd be better to just make your Furry Fuck Shit Hell Game completely male-focused, if that's how you're learning, versus throwing women in as a "well, I guess you can play one" option.
Antivehicular, July 25, 2020, 07:12:46 pm
The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm
The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?These people don't want a game to jerk off to, they want a game themed around their main hobby. That hobby just happens to be jerking off.
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm
The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?I've attempted to capture the elements necessary for their sexual expression in this MS Paint Venn diagram:
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm
Also, based on the initial focus on cocks/twinks/studs, I initially assumed this was going to be an exclusively gay male furry porn RPG; I'm still not sure it isn't that way in spirit, given how perfunctory all the material about women seems to be, although maybe that was the reading choices. I kind of feel like it'd be better to just make your Furry Fuck Shit Hell Game completely male-focused, if that's how you're learning, versus throwing women in as a "well, I guess you can play one" option.
Antivehicular, July 25, 2020, 07:12:46 pm
are they... jacking it to this? there's SO MUCH worldbuilding.
Pavlova, July 25, 2020, 08:37:08 pm
1) There's a certain breed of nerd that just needs to worldbuild, anytime, anywhere.I think a certain kind of person (probably more nerd than fetishist, if I had to guess) really needs justifications for what they're doing, which results in both the worldbuilding and in needing to use a mechanical system and supplements in the first place. They can't just handwave away "why is (some sex nonsense) happening?" with "this is a sex RP and we think it's hot, who cares," they need to have some kind of rigorous lore that explains why their Cumslinger can shoot 20 elemental loads a day, ideally with a source citation like it's goddamn Wikipedia.
2) There's a certain breed of fetishist that turns the whole thing into a fandom, like a sports fan painting their house in team colors or a Legend of Zelda fan commissioning the Master Sword, only considerably less acceptable around minors.
This is, presumably, the result of both at once. And entirely too much free time.
Puppy Time, July 26, 2020, 01:10:03 am
The only way I can hear Bunnybread's "tits and muff and cock and sack" is like
And they burst from the screen and into their eyes
And their tits and their muff and their cock and their sack
THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB, July 26, 2020, 10:34:22 am
Just, I can't imagine a dm writing a story for this shit and players going about achieving a goal and not just breaking down immediately since every single player is That Guy who wants to do a funny sex with something horrifying.Well obviously the goal the players are trying to achieve is to do a funny sex with something horrifying
surreyjack, July 26, 2020, 03:49:01 pm
If you're in a group of people who want to do a funny sex thing, and your game is entirely made of funny sex things, I feel like that's going to be an excellent game for that group. It sounds insufferable to me, but then so does golf and apparently a bunch of people like that shit, too.
Puppy Time, July 26, 2020, 04:35:20 pm
Apocalypse World, for instance, features characters who all have a "sex move" which is a condition or mechanical effect that comes into play when their character has sex with another character in the game, but these moves are ones whose mechanics reinforce the role that particular player plays outside of sex scenes: For instance, the character class "The Brainer" has a sex move that allows them to automatically use the move "Deep Brain Scan" on the other person. That's weird and could easily have uncomfortable implications, but it's at least a mechanic that reinforces the experience of the player.Apocalypse World sex moves are also about the concept that sex is personally meaningful, and the moves reinforce the emotional core of the character archetypes in response to intimacy. (The emotional core of the Brainer, for example, is being an invasive, predatory creep, so it gets a pretty creepy invasive sex move. Other playbooks get moves that revolve around whether or not they feel like sex means anything, whether they want to be connected to other people intimately, and things like that.) I feel like this is an important contrast to the way that FAPP and similar terrible sex TTRPGs treats the emotional and intimate elements of sex, namely that they don't seem to exist, and sex is either mechanical orgasm creation or actively violent and dangerous.
KingKalamari, July 26, 2020, 09:02:00 pm
The answer to the question of "why don't they just jerk off to regular porn" is probably that if your whole sexuality revolves around jerking off, you've got to start coming up with backstory or else you'll get bored.
THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB, July 27, 2020, 10:14:54 am
I feel like this is an Occam's razor thing, the reason it doesn't seem to work like an enjoyable RPG should is because it isn't made to.
worm, July 27, 2020, 04:39:10 pm
I liked Portaxx's Sam Eagle joke.Please don't steal my gimmick it's all I have.
Cradicus, July 27, 2020, 01:54:11 pm
I liked Portaxx's Sam Eagle joke.Please don't steal my gimmick it's all I have.
Cradicus, July 27, 2020, 01:54:11 pm
I Liked That Joke, July 28, 2020, 12:04:12 am
I like that there's no effort to make anything seem sexy or erotic at allIt’s not meant to be sexy or erotic. It’s purely a gross-out exercise.
GirlKisser420, July 24, 2020, 04:54:45 am