Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: Vinny Possum on April 22, 2024, 07:41:08 pm
"Umami Cop" is my Disco Elysium OC copsona (donut steel)
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on April 22, 2024, 07:48:43 pm
This was very fun to compile but difficult to edit down and there is a ton left in the doc. I just love the way this man writes.
My favorite post was sadly omitted but you can enjoy it here!
5/02/2021 4:47 pm
#3670
jo-joes_skies
((( There Are Two KIND of CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL ; LOTS OF Different TASTE ))) I mean there are two DIFFERENT CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL - I always buy MINE FROM CO-OP Grocery Store . When YOU Put MILK on Your CHEERIOS CEREAL HOLES FROM CO-OP GROCERY STORE . THE CHEERIOS HOLES DON'T GET SMALLER . More Milk BIGGER THE CHERIOS HOLES CEREAL GROWS IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL . {{{ NOW < IF YOU BUY CHEERIOS CEREAL FROM A DRUG STORE or FINE FOOD STORES . When YOU PUT MILK ON THERE CHEERIOS CEREAL THEY GROW SMALLER and SMALLER IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL . WHY IS THE DIFFERENT IN CHEERIOS CEREAL FROM DIFFERENT STORES ? THEY SAYS IT MADE FROM OATS . ( by ) joes_skies (( So I would KEEP ON BUYING FROM CO-OP Grocery STORES . Because YOU GET BIGGER CHEERIOS HOLES CEREAL . When YOU ADD MILK TO YOUR CHERRIOS HOLES CEREAL IN YOUR CEREAL BOWL FOR BREAKFAST EACH MORNING . CEREALS
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: chai tea latte on April 22, 2024, 08:27:46 pm
BOOTS: Hey, Lemon, I know we've kind of moved off the intro question, but you know what I really like about internet forums? I really like...a variety of topics that one can discuss, separated into separate subjects... LEMON: Okay, no. Fuckin, no. YOU...prick. You goddamn fuckin' prick. Here's what we're gonna find on Joe Phillip dot boardhost dot com-- JACK CHICK: Design best practices-- LEMON: We're gonna find design best practices, that's absolutely true - we will find a single thread, located in Index slash General Discussion slash Welcome To BoardHost, in which, there will only be posts by one person. GANYMEDE: How many? How many of them? LEMON: 317,000.
I'm five minutes in and this is already an instant classic
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: LINDA on April 23, 2024, 11:16:03 am
Atlas.... excellent choice
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on April 23, 2024, 02:36:17 pm
Fun fact: The bit in the barber story that John says are italics are these:
<I i>
<l l>
I'm pretty sure these are supposed to show how the haircut will look if it's uneven and if it's even.
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: John Toast on April 24, 2024, 08:20:33 pm
Fun fact: The bit in the barber story that John says are italics are these:
<I i>
<l l>
I'm pretty sure these are supposed to show how the haircut will look if it's uneven and if it's even. VaMpIrESoFtWaRe, April 23, 2024, 02:36:17 pm
That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story.
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on April 24, 2024, 10:01:37 pm
That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story. John Toast, April 24, 2024, 08:20:33 pm
Did anyone figure out what “hot produce” was?
He meant stolen goods. Hot merchandise.
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: Recon Rabbit on April 25, 2024, 06:18:08 am
That makes sense! I defaulted to assuming that forum formatting didn't translate over to Docs. Or that our boy Jo just felt compelled to add some random characters to his story. John Toast, April 24, 2024, 08:20:33 pm
Like when you see street vendors selling day-old fruit? Or just street hawkers in general
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on April 26, 2024, 09:50:52 pm
I’m going to assume Jo bought a stolen microwave from someone and they harassed him. His posts are largely stuff that happened to him or that he witnessed and ranting about sex and God. And those ((( old saying ))) posts that are just quotes from stuff he read or watched. I learned a lot about Jo.
I also wanted to add I love how the alphabet post turned out.
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: SirSlarty on April 26, 2024, 10:54:05 pm
Can God create a rock that even They cannot drop even when sitting on the couch with an electric blanket?
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: thelizzerd on May 03, 2024, 01:41:05 pm
Best one in a while. Trying to hold back giggles at work listening to this.
Title: 403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on March 05, 2025, 01:11:39 am
Checking in on Joe. NSFWed for length. NSFW content. Click to show.
(( SECOND HAND SMOKE )) People smoking street drugs in public place like washrooms = when they leave you can get very sick and dizzy spells from the second hand smoke = i got really sick = headaches = dizzy spells = running nose = or your nose start to bleed = one hour after i lift the public washroom = ( sad thing about this ) the new street drugs as NO SMELL = you don't know until you walk into washroom and walk out = few minutes you get a headache and daze spells and your nose will start to bleed = you can not stand up = you feel terrible for days after = when you get home = i had this feeling for a week or more = you can get sick just smelling the street drug person clothes = i got sick = dizzy spell = running nose and nose start to bleed = when i was waiting for a haircut in a barber shop = after i got my haircut = i lift the barber shop = i was really sick in one hour = l was luck i was going home = the customer the barber was cutting was very high on street drug = you get sick = headache = dizzy spells = running nose = and the nose start to bleed = just going into a restaurants = casino = shopping malls = grocery stores = in walking clinic = any public places the street drugs person is going into = his or her clothes will have lots street drugs on them = remember this = YOU CAN NOT SMELL THE NEW STREET DRUGS = THERE IS NO WARNING FROM THEM = THESE PEOPLE DOING THE STREET DRUGS = GO TO THE CHURCH SERVICES TO GET FREE LUNCH = BUT YOU CAN GET VERY SICK= with A HEADACHE = DIZZY SPELLS = RUNNING NOSE = AND YOUR NOSE WILL START TO BLEED = JUST BRING NEAR OF THEM OR TALKING TO THEM LATER ON = THESE PEOPLE ARE WALKING AROUND THE ROOM = LEAVING THE STREET DRUGS SMELL EVERY WHERE IN THE ROOM = MAKING EVERYONE SICK = HEADACHES = DAZE SPELLS = RUNNING NOSE = AND THE NOSE WILL START TO BLEED = LATER ON = { I KNOW THIS IS TRUE = I GOT VERY SICK = WITH DIZZY SPELLS = AND RUNNING NOSE = GOING INTO THE PUBLIC PLACE SOMETIMES = OR JUST TALKING TO THE STREET DRUG PERSON } LATER ON YOU WILL FEEL SICK WITH HEADACHES = RUNNING NOSE = THE NOSE WILL START TO BLEED = AND DIZZY SPELLS = by = joes_skies { REMEMBER this = you can not SMELL THE NEW STREET DRUGS on a person Clothes or if he or she is smoking up street drugs any where }