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Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 06:43:42 pm
(or no one SHOULD buy)

(https://i.imgur.com/HRZp5fE.jpeg)

from  https://thefpl.us/episode/194 (https://thefpl.us/episode/194)

I made this with a Canva online t-shirt maker— https://www.canva.com/create/t-shirts/ (https://www.canva.com/create/t-shirts/)—  but there's about a dozen free design apps online. CustomInk has one. AdobeExpress has one. Spoiled for choice.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 08:06:53 pm
I find this art from episode 265 by Yavuz Sultan Selim very evocative. Feels a bit David Shrigley-esque, y'know?

(https://i.imgur.com/NQ5H2Kj.jpeg)
With this gesture, does it seem like the shirt implies "shovel my tits into your face?" That just occurred to me.

edit to add— I colored the dude in

(https://i.imgur.com/CXBDSVn.jpeg)

I apologize for changing the original art as I awkwardly auto-traced it into Illustrator and then erased all the extra bumps that it created.  On the upside, I think I could create a typeface from the lettering now.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 08:10:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/S9SkqUb.jpeg)
#231 SJH 1988-1995
→ https://tinyurl.com/1988-1995

I figured out this layout in Adobe Illustrator, after a lot of trial and error. Now I can't stop throwing every multi-word phrase I can think of into it.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 05, 2025, 10:11:36 am
(https://i.imgur.com/x2DJz2p.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 06, 2025, 01:02:24 am


yay! It's not just me now.

(https://i.imgur.com/RGwOVye.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 06, 2025, 10:14:29 am
(https://i.imgur.com/q3fBiz5.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 06, 2025, 10:58:50 am
(https://i.imgur.com/LgRtsIH.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on January 08, 2025, 02:46:29 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YTzlH9y.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 08, 2025, 10:55:39 am
(https://i.imgur.com/fhHD8Kg.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on January 08, 2025, 07:19:05 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/GfTB2Qt.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 09, 2025, 01:25:44 am
(https://i.imgur.com/LgRtsIH.jpeg)
vaMpiresoftWare, January 06, 2025, 10:58:50 am
I love this. I can hear Sauce screaming in the (intentionally?) shitty design.

Another from me done in Adobe's stupid online t-shirt maker
→ → https://www.adobe.com/express/create/print/t-shirt (https://www.adobe.com/express/create/print/t-shirt)


(https://i.imgur.com/poOpw4u.png)
Ep #222 - Stog: I don't want to vote for The Green Party, I'm just here to jerk off

Sure, I pay for Adobe software, but I NEED the ugly templates and weird ass fonts available online.

(I'd love not to pay for Adobe. I'll buy Affinity whenever it offers 50% off again, but Illustrator is my bread and butter.)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 16, 2025, 08:59:34 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/lHykk2I.jpeg)
DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/0nKzHep.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on January 17, 2025, 04:14:31 am
Had to take a swing at one of my favorite deep cuts:

(https://i.imgur.com/5LMGMlW.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 17, 2025, 06:42:44 am
(https://i.imgur.com/hi8jSn4.png)

If you see this man, don't ask how. Don't ask for a demonstration. Don't ask him how he cured his mental illness.

he will punch you.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 17, 2025, 07:54:21 am
(https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)
SHAMBA~1.SBB, January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm
I would wear this one.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 17, 2025, 07:12:33 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)
SHAMBA~1.SBB, January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm
I would wear this one.
vaMpiresoftWare, January 17, 2025, 07:54:21 am

Make a fuck-offer
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 18, 2025, 11:59:44 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/4XvO8GO.jpeg)
This One is Exclusively About Buttsex
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: A Meat on January 19, 2025, 02:29:08 am
Don't know what image would go with it but "promiscuous gravel spreader" is my idea
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 19, 2025, 10:26:41 pm
I think my Kadir-Buxton shirt is suffering being at the page break. Go back and see it if you missed it. I think it's my best one.

(https://i.imgur.com/59DAkaH.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 20, 2025, 08:45:24 am
(https://i.imgur.com/0MZRfIy.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/O3vDTV4.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 20, 2025, 12:47:18 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/PSLA0NA.jpeg)
It’s Toasted
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on January 20, 2025, 01:46:13 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/kqdiGEO.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 24, 2025, 09:05:11 pm
I've decided to put less effort into these...

(https://i.imgur.com/wVQIzF3.png)

made on customink
#132: Skyrim Has Crashed

Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 25, 2025, 12:54:59 pm
How about the lowest effort?

(https://i.imgur.com/g7uSUBe.jpeg)
I could not find any shirts they actually sell.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 29, 2025, 08:01:02 pm

I heard you ain't got no pecker.

(https://i.imgur.com/0a7oV0d.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 30, 2025, 10:48:35 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/EZjsJNS.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on February 11, 2025, 10:20:48 am
I realize this entire thread is exactly the kind of stuff my business thrives on

(https://i.imgur.com/MZZAlmU.png)

161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets
Adam Bozarth: "Guess what nerd? It was Football Congress!"
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on February 11, 2025, 08:52:25 pm
I forgot I made these.

(https://i.imgur.com/T3LCcQo.jpeg)

(https://i.imgur.com/FENyz31.jpeg)
I am only a mouth yet I cannot scream
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 19, 2025, 07:56:39 am
(https://i.imgur.com/JQmoxA3.png)

least effort so far... using Adobe's pre-made "family reunion" template
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on February 19, 2025, 07:31:14 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/qQMNJNj.jpeg)
Goodbye Yahoo Answers
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 21, 2025, 03:11:16 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/TL9nWXD.png)
I popped an Adderall and decided to do "schizophrenia but make it fashion"

(https://i.imgur.com/p58D4TI.png)
↑ credit where credit's due— https://thefpl.us/episode/168 (https://thefpl.us/episode/168)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 23, 2025, 12:27:01 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/8liMzkF.jpeg)
#234: Question.com And The Morons

I've decided to put all my shirts on my teepublic account. No one buys any of my designs (except one) anyway...
https://www.teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy (https://www.teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: honey on February 24, 2025, 07:10:42 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/FMpkWlJ.jpeg)

"397: w[ai]fu"
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 26, 2025, 04:57:21 pm
I hadn't planned on uploading any of these, but by putting my shirts on tee-public, I can actively prove no one would buy these shirts. Plus, I like some of these designs.

(https://i.imgur.com/FIvG6Hw.png)
teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy (http://teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy)

(I left out any design using other people's art or where I barely changed the template.)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on February 26, 2025, 06:14:39 pm
I really like the Catholic Church shirt but would absolutely not buy it or wear it, regrettably
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 27, 2025, 01:45:16 am
I wouldn't wear any of them, but I'll still put them on teepublic.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 04, 2025, 02:50:22 am
May as well throw my hat into the ring!

(https://i.imgur.com/VmRxWJ4.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on March 05, 2025, 12:50:52 am
(https://i.imgur.com/kTg4XJK.jpeg)
From Definitive Vampire Episode
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on March 06, 2025, 02:03:36 pm
I can't remember what episode the quote is from, but "I don't have that problem, goodbye!" stays in my mind every podcast

(https://i.imgur.com/Tuiuzoi.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 07, 2025, 02:45:46 am
That shirt would be perfect for me if the stick figure looked more like Coach Z
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on March 07, 2025, 08:39:43 am
That shirt would be perfect for me if the stick figure looked more like Coach Z
PaulLovesToLaugh, March 07, 2025, 02:45:46 am
ask and ye shall receive
(https://i.imgur.com/gZNMFRx.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 08, 2025, 06:08:48 pm
I can't remember what episode the quote is from, but "I don't have that problem, goodbye!" stays in my mind every podcastKendrickLobstar, March 06, 2025, 02:03:36 pm
It's not an actual quote. The original line is "I'm skinny, goodbye!" from episode 22, at 12:26.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Immoral Filth on March 18, 2025, 12:09:58 am
Extra Credit 121: Father's Milk

(https://i.imgur.com/DNcldYx.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on April 07, 2025, 02:30:15 am
Something ugly
(https://i.imgur.com/Dx06FnR.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on May 10, 2025, 01:14:03 am
(https://i.imgur.com/VBoyZPJ.png)
https://thefpl.us/episode/93 (https://thefpl.us/episode/93)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on May 13, 2025, 07:26:58 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/tABCPw7.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on May 18, 2025, 05:07:14 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/BiKDff8.png)

episode "Garbage Day 2019— Hour 2:Everybody Loves Lar" https://youtu.be/8bWHXspT3UM?si=8lqZSjx6-JXVtFWW  (https://youtu.be/8bWHXspT3UM?si=8lqZSjx6-JXVtFWW)
apologies to Experimental JetSet  https://fontsinuse.com/uses/29936 (https://fontsinuse.com/uses/29936)
*couldn't find the canon spelling of "DanLionDeacon" or "Sharvamumu" on Lar's Newgrounds Site


No one remembers this episode! Not even the people in it!
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on May 19, 2025, 04:34:15 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/gjxd8Mz.jpeg)
From Everything but the Sex Stories
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on July 07, 2025, 11:49:26 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/waiJGEB.png)

edited to add— I put this on teepublic as a shirt or sticker
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on July 16, 2025, 10:29:09 am
(https://i.imgur.com/LuK76tK.png)

eventually I'll get a job and stop making these but today is not that day
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on July 19, 2025, 08:40:12 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/GmCylaK.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on July 20, 2025, 11:41:43 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/EH6klxd.png)
You Just Pooped My Cheery
https://thefpl.us/episode/233
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on July 21, 2025, 08:30:11 pm
Front
(https://i.imgur.com/AKf1rQB.jpeg)
Back
(https://i.imgur.com/Jg8N9s2.jpeg)

Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on July 30, 2025, 04:52:02 pm
Eat the shampoo. Gwan and eat the shampoo. Eat the Shampoo. You want to eat the shampoo. Eat the shampoo.

(https://i.imgur.com/62xiMyT.png)

 396: No Poo For My Real Friends  https://thefpl.us/episode/396 (https://thefpl.us/episode/396)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on August 01, 2025, 05:48:33 pm
Stupid Hot Dog Thing.

shirt—
(https://i.imgur.com/zxrR4OU.png)
"meh."

posing pouch—
(https://i.imgur.com/qTrmbED.png)
"OH YEAH! DINNER IS SERVED!"
https://www.fooddiez.com/recipes/stupid-hot-dog-thing-229487/ (https://www.fooddiez.com/recipes/stupid-hot-dog-thing-229487/)

my friend had no idea what this meant but bought the shirt anyway—
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/78305780-that-stupid-hot-dog-thing?store_id=670898
(I haven't found a g-string on-demand printing site yet)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on August 08, 2025, 08:04:20 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/0gIdK1a.png)

Hamish is the Biggest of Big Dogs.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on August 25, 2025, 07:38:05 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/FH2NEEE.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on September 03, 2025, 11:47:45 am
still unemployed. the tee-shirt designs will continue

(https://i.imgur.com/xS9vm2F.jpeg)

this one's for Adam Bozarth
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on September 03, 2025, 08:06:47 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/GNESgaK.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on September 16, 2025, 09:17:22 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/CNDZlt5.jpeg)

 367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on October 08, 2025, 05:20:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/XGBPppk.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: oscaruglyface on October 09, 2025, 09:08:47 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/XGBPppk.png)
Dyna Moe, October 08, 2025, 05:20:45 pm

I just listened to this ep last night and had this idea for a shirt LOL

In fact every time I listen to an episode I have an idea for a shirt but forget by the time I get to a computer
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on October 30, 2025, 06:10:27 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WTYj9A5.png)
Episode 231: https://thefpl.us/episode/231 (https://thefpl.us/episode/231)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Napoleon on November 05, 2025, 09:47:48 am
(https://i.imgur.com/CNDZlt5.jpeg)

 367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!
Dyna Moe, September 16, 2025, 09:17:22 pm

NO!!!!!!
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on November 05, 2025, 01:07:45 pm
someone already did this one, but parody demanded I make this.

(https://i.imgur.com/tI41NHO.png)
367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!

Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: ikaribattousai on November 06, 2025, 10:30:33 am
someone already did this one, but parody demanded I make this.

(https://i.imgur.com/tI41NHO.png)
367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!
Dyna Moe, November 05, 2025, 01:07:45 pm

Can I buy this for my cat?
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on November 12, 2025, 02:57:45 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WTYj9A5.png)
Episode 231: https://thefpl.us/episode/231 (https://thefpl.us/episode/231)
Dyna Moe, October 30, 2025, 06:10:27 pm

this would sell far more than you think it would
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on November 13, 2025, 06:25:07 pm
this would sell far more than you think it would

Ew. People like that don't deserve shirts.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on November 18, 2025, 05:46:34 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WyrRLIV.png)
Goth Christmas
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on December 01, 2025, 05:40:55 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/yRgKVcQ.png)
a strange and millionaire man
https://thefpl.us/episode/145 (https://thefpl.us/episode/145)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on December 23, 2025, 06:53:45 pm
I started this topic in January so I think it appropriate that I retire from F+ shirt making in December. I will post no more shirts that no one would or should or could buy.

Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on December 23, 2025, 11:00:18 pm
This was a delightful thread and I applaud all of the great weird imagery!
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Macaroniandbrie on January 28, 2026, 09:17:21 am
I can't remember what episode the quote is from, but "I don't have that problem, goodbye!" stays in my mind every podcastKendrickLobstar, March 06, 2025, 02:03:36 pm
It's not an actual quote. The original line is "I'm skinny, goodbye!" from episode 22, at 12:26.
SHAMBA~1.SBB, March 08, 2025, 06:08:48 pm

It's a quote from ep 202 at 51:40. Lemon is describing the theme of post replies and calls it "The F Plus Special--someone saying 'I don't have that problem, goodbye!'"
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 29, 2026, 11:33:51 am
Whoops!
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Macaroniandbrie on February 02, 2026, 09:02:01 am
I swear I didn't go looking for it, but it gets referenced again by Boots in Ep 326 at about 13:30.

I was just listening while checking on here and B'BAM! synchronicity. 🤷
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Lumbermouth on October 16, 2026, 02:51:57 pm
Hello I am drunk on the streets of Florence and I finally got up the nerve to pop the buttons open for my Nerd Things End Lives tank top. Just wanted Dyna Moe to know that at least one person bought one of these.

(https://i.ibb.co/tpz0JPMV/IMG-0124.jpg)