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Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 06:43:42 pm: (or no one SHOULD buy)

(https://i.imgur.com/HRZp5fE.jpeg)

from https://thefpl.us/episode/194 (https://thefpl.us/episode/194)

I made this with a Canva online t-shirt maker— https://www.canva.com/create/t-shirts/ (https://www.canva.com/create/t-shirts/)— but there's about a dozen free design apps online. CustomInk has one. AdobeExpress has one. Spoiled for choice.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 08:06:53 pm: I find this art from episode 265 by Yavuz Sultan Selim very evocative. Feels a bit David Shrigley-esque, y'know?

(https://i.imgur.com/NQ5H2Kj.jpeg)
With this gesture, does it seem like the shirt implies "shovel my tits into your face?" That just occurred to me.

edit to add— I colored the dude in

(https://i.imgur.com/CXBDSVn.jpeg)

I apologize for changing the original art as I awkwardly auto-traced it into Illustrator and then erased all the extra bumps that it created. On the upside, I think I could create a typeface from the lettering now.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 03, 2025, 08:10:09 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/S9SkqUb.jpeg)
#231 SJH 1988-1995
→ https://tinyurl.com/1988-1995

I figured out this layout in Adobe Illustrator, after a lot of trial and error. Now I can't stop throwing every multi-word phrase I can think of into it.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 05, 2025, 10:11:36 am: (https://i.imgur.com/x2DJz2p.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 06, 2025, 01:02:24 am: yay! It's not just me now.

(https://i.imgur.com/RGwOVye.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 06, 2025, 10:14:29 am: (https://i.imgur.com/q3fBiz5.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 06, 2025, 10:58:50 am: (https://i.imgur.com/LgRtsIH.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on January 08, 2025, 02:46:29 am: (https://i.imgur.com/YTzlH9y.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 08, 2025, 10:55:39 am: (https://i.imgur.com/fhHD8Kg.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on January 08, 2025, 07:19:05 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/GfTB2Qt.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 09, 2025, 01:25:44 am: (https://i.imgur.com/LgRtsIH.jpeg)
vaMpiresoftWare, January 06, 2025, 10:58:50 am
I love this. I can hear Sauce screaming in the (intentionally?) shitty design.

Another from me done in Adobe's stupid online t-shirt maker
→ → https://www.adobe.com/express/create/print/t-shirt (https://www.adobe.com/express/create/print/t-shirt)

(https://i.imgur.com/poOpw4u.png)
Ep #222 - Stog: I don't want to vote for The Green Party, I'm just here to jerk off

Sure, I pay for Adobe software, but I NEED the ugly templates and weird ass fonts available online.

(I'd love not to pay for Adobe. I'll buy Affinity whenever it offers 50% off again, but Illustrator is my bread and butter.)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 16, 2025, 08:59:34 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/lHykk2I.jpeg)
DOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/0nKzHep.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on January 17, 2025, 04:14:31 am: Had to take a swing at one of my favorite deep cuts:

(https://i.imgur.com/5LMGMlW.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 17, 2025, 06:42:44 am: (https://i.imgur.com/hi8jSn4.png)

If you see this man, don't ask how. Don't ask for a demonstration. Don't ask him how he cured his mental illness.

he will punch you.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 17, 2025, 07:54:21 am: (https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)
SHAMBA~1.SBB, January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm
I would wear this one.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 17, 2025, 07:12:33 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/RMklG23.png)
SHAMBA~1.SBB, January 16, 2025, 10:58:28 pm
I would wear this one.
vaMpiresoftWare, January 17, 2025, 07:54:21 am

Make a fuck-offer
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 18, 2025, 11:59:44 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/4XvO8GO.jpeg)
This One is Exclusively About Buttsex
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: A Meat on January 19, 2025, 02:29:08 am: Don't know what image would go with it but "promiscuous gravel spreader" is my idea
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 19, 2025, 10:26:41 pm: I think my Kadir-Buxton shirt is suffering being at the page break. Go back and see it if you missed it. I think it's my best one.

(https://i.imgur.com/59DAkaH.jpeg)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 20, 2025, 08:45:24 am: (https://i.imgur.com/0MZRfIy.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/O3vDTV4.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 20, 2025, 12:47:18 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/PSLA0NA.jpeg)
It’s Toasted
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Doctor Interrogative on January 20, 2025, 01:46:13 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/kqdiGEO.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 24, 2025, 09:05:11 pm: I've decided to put less effort into these...

(https://i.imgur.com/wVQIzF3.png)

made on customink
#132: Skyrim Has Crashed
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on January 25, 2025, 12:54:59 pm: How about the lowest effort?

(https://i.imgur.com/g7uSUBe.jpeg)
I could not find any shirts they actually sell.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 29, 2025, 08:01:02 pm: I heard you ain't got no pecker.

(https://i.imgur.com/0a7oV0d.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on January 30, 2025, 10:48:35 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/EZjsJNS.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on February 11, 2025, 10:20:48 am: I realize this entire thread is exactly the kind of stuff my business thrives on

(https://i.imgur.com/MZZAlmU.png)

161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets
Adam Bozarth: "Guess what nerd? It was Football Congress!"
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on February 11, 2025, 08:52:25 pm: I forgot I made these.

(https://i.imgur.com/T3LCcQo.jpeg)

(https://i.imgur.com/FENyz31.jpeg)
I am only a mouth yet I cannot scream
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 19, 2025, 07:56:39 am: (https://i.imgur.com/JQmoxA3.png)

least effort so far... using Adobe's pre-made "family reunion" template
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on February 19, 2025, 07:31:14 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/qQMNJNj.jpeg)
Goodbye Yahoo Answers
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 21, 2025, 03:11:16 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/TL9nWXD.png)
I popped an Adderall and decided to do "schizophrenia but make it fashion"

(https://i.imgur.com/p58D4TI.png)
↑ credit where credit's due— https://thefpl.us/episode/168 (https://thefpl.us/episode/168)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 23, 2025, 12:27:01 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/8liMzkF.jpeg)
#234: Question.com And The Morons

I've decided to put all my shirts on my teepublic account. No one buys any of my designs (except one) anyway...
https://www.teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy (https://www.teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: honey on February 24, 2025, 07:10:42 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/FMpkWlJ.jpeg)

"397: w[ai]fu"
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 26, 2025, 04:57:21 pm: I hadn't planned on uploading any of these, but by putting my shirts on tee-public, I can actively prove no one would buy these shirts. Plus, I like some of these designs.

(https://i.imgur.com/FIvG6Hw.png)
teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy (http://teepublic.com/user/nobodyssweetheart/albums/418218-f-plus-shirts-no-one-should-buy)

(I left out any design using other people's art or where I barely changed the template.)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Antivehicular on February 26, 2025, 06:14:39 pm: I really like the Catholic Church shirt but would absolutely not buy it or wear it, regrettably
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on February 27, 2025, 01:45:16 am: I wouldn't wear any of them, but I'll still put them on teepublic.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 04, 2025, 02:50:22 am: May as well throw my hat into the ring!

(https://i.imgur.com/VmRxWJ4.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: vaMpiresoftWare on March 05, 2025, 12:50:52 am: (https://i.imgur.com/kTg4XJK.jpeg)
From Definitive Vampire Episode
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on March 06, 2025, 02:03:36 pm: I can't remember what episode the quote is from, but "I don't have that problem, goodbye!" stays in my mind every podcast

(https://i.imgur.com/Tuiuzoi.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: PaulLovesToLaugh on March 07, 2025, 02:45:46 am: That shirt would be perfect for me if the stick figure looked more like Coach Z
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: KendrickLobstar on March 07, 2025, 08:39:43 am: That shirt would be perfect for me if the stick figure looked more like Coach Z
PaulLovesToLaugh, March 07, 2025, 02:45:46 am
ask and ye shall receive
(https://i.imgur.com/gZNMFRx.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 08, 2025, 06:08:48 pm: I can't remember what episode the quote is from, but "I don't have that problem, goodbye!" stays in my mind every podcastKendrickLobstar, March 06, 2025, 02:03:36 pm
It's not an actual quote. The original line is "I'm skinny, goodbye!" from episode 22, at 12:26.
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Immoral Filth on March 18, 2025, 12:09:58 am: Extra Credit 121: Father's Milk

(https://i.imgur.com/DNcldYx.png)
Title: Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy
Post by: Dyna Moe on April 07, 2025, 02:30:15 am: Something ugly
(https://i.imgur.com/Dx06FnR.png)