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Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Lemon on December 20, 2013, 02:14:40 pm
with Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Boots Raingear, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith

Edited by Lemon.

Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word "trash". We're looking at trash fetishists - people turned on bythe bins, the bags, and of course the filth. This week, The F Plus considers a new kind of Sharia law
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: 🍆 on December 20, 2013, 03:09:12 pm
I just want to say before I leave for work that I'm working my third 12 hour shift in as many days tonight, and I could not ask for anything better to get me through the day than an hour of Ridiculists reading about the real life version of Trash Humpers. Thank you.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Runic on December 20, 2013, 03:10:07 pm
Damn, this is one that I have honestly never heard of.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: chai tea latte on December 20, 2013, 03:16:53 pm
Damn, this is one that I have honestly never heard of.
Runic, December 20, 2013, 03:10:07 pm

A chorus of carolers are gathered together. Their leader gestures ONE and TWO and, to the tune of that godawful FIIIIIVE GOOOOOOLDENNNN RIIINNGS bit they sing:
[All:] Thanks, Montrith!
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Runic on December 20, 2013, 05:17:08 pm
Assorted Thoughts:

This is the first F+ to feature music by Pete Seeger. Every F+ should feature music by Pete Seeger. In fact, everything should probably feature music by Pete Seeger, but maybe that's just me.

Fetaschist is my least favorite mineral.

I had a job at Goodwill a couple years back and a lot of it involved dumping trash into the big-ass industrial trash compactor. And I'll admit, it was kind of cool watching it crush up couches and televisions and stuff like that. I would have never dreampt that someone out there would have been sexually aroused by it thought. In retrospect I should have probably had more faith in the internet. Or less faith, perhaps.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on December 20, 2013, 05:30:40 pm
Oh maaaaaan. Can you tell me about how much dumpster juice that generated?
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Runic on December 20, 2013, 05:43:23 pm
None, really. We didn't really put much food waste into it, more furniture and electronics. But I actually enjoyed that job quite a bit more than I thought I would. It really is good entertainment to chuck a ratty old couch into the crusher and watch it be smashed to splinters. Sometimes we'd have five six people come over to watch the big stuff get crushed. Good times.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Geremy Tibbles on December 20, 2013, 05:45:29 pm
Required posting:

Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: chai tea latte on December 20, 2013, 06:11:21 pm
the little musical trill gets me every time
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 21, 2013, 08:14:21 am
My sister had to make a dress out of trash bags for her final project in a fashion course this semester. Now it's ruined.

On the subject of dying a little inside, is there a significant subsection of the community dedicated to Oscar the Grouch erotic roleplay?
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Sherlockian on December 21, 2013, 11:22:45 am
My sister had to make a dress out of trash bags for her final project in a fashion course this semester. Now it's ruined.
Cuddlekrampus, December 21, 2013, 08:14:21 am

My partner started making jokes about the Project Runway trash challenges the moment the episode started.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: 🍆 on December 21, 2013, 09:36:20 pm
Required posting:

Geremy Tibbles, December 20, 2013, 05:45:29 pm

Oh shit, you're taking me back (new username necessary).

My favorite part of the episode was the recurring theme of really, really inept criminal activity in the fetish fic. Guy murdering his GF in the most prolonged, passive-aggressive way (seriously, she would have had to wait to die of dehydration, right?)... criminal leaving a big heap of his DNA all over some girl's (err... "your", I guess) face... and whatever the hell that woman was on about with stealing trash bins and ending up in a lorry. Actually, what was up with all the Englishness in this episode anyway? Is there some kind of country-wide childhood experience that could cause a fascination with rubbish tubs or whatever they're called over there?
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Moriarty on December 21, 2013, 09:49:34 pm
Actually, what was up with all the Englishness in this episode anyway? Is there some kind of country-wide childhood experience that could cause a fascination with rubbish tubs or whatever they're called over there?
Garbage Dacey, December 21, 2013, 09:36:20 pm

Well, the English apparently dump all their garbage in random fields, so I'd assume that English children are just confronted with piles and piles of garbage every time they go out to play.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Odd on December 22, 2013, 10:07:55 pm
seriously, she would have had to wait to die of dehydration, right?Garbage Dacey, December 21, 2013, 09:36:20 pm

I'm not a doctor but I have seen enough people pretending to be doctors in police procedurals to know that among the deaths-by-bondage you can also die due to breathing complications and circulatory problems.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: nigeline on December 23, 2013, 02:37:47 am
seriously, she would have had to wait to die of dehydration, right?Garbage Dacey, December 21, 2013, 09:36:20 pm

I'm not a doctor but I have seen enough people pretending to be doctors in police procedurals to know that among the deaths-by-bondage you can also die due to breathing complications and circulatory problems.
Odd, December 22, 2013, 10:07:55 pm
This is the best medical advice I've ever read.

On a different note, this is the first time that I'm slightly disgusted living so close to our building's dumpster....
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Down10 on December 23, 2013, 01:06:01 pm
This is a fine opportunity to remind everyone to capitalize the word "Dumpster" because it's a brand name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster).

Thank you. Commence drenching yourselves in hot, stinky garbage juice.
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
Post by: Mighty Dicktron on December 24, 2013, 09:13:30 am
This is a fine opportunity to remind everyone to capitalize the word "Dumpster" because it's a brand name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpster).

Thank you. Commence drenching yourselves in hot, stinky garbage juice.
Down10, December 23, 2013, 01:06:01 pm

Genericize that trademark, evolve the language (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZBEo2JHIw&feature=player_detailpage#t=442)
Title: Episode 120: Treat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
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