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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Simple Machines on January 26, 2013, 01:38:21 pm

Title: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Simple Machines on January 26, 2013, 01:38:21 pm
Welcome to Simple Machines Forum!

We hope you enjoy using your forum.  If you have any problems, please feel free to ask us for assistance (http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php).

Thanks!
Simple Machines
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Bunnybread on February 01, 2013, 03:19:49 pm
Ok, let's get this party started and list our favorite simple machines and why we love them so much! 

I've always loved pulleys because they help with so much stuff!  I probably first fell in love with them during a sesame street episode where Grover helped some birds get their grand piano up into a tree through the use of an awesome rope pulley.  It was mind blowing. 
I eagerly await everyone's responses!

Tell me about your favorite levers or wheels and axles or whatever!

Please DO NOT talk about complex machinery in this thread.  You have been warned.
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Acierocolotl on February 01, 2013, 04:12:48 pm
Aw, shit son, you're into pulleys?

We're all inclined planes all up in this bitch.  My wife was a dirty kinky type-three lever sort, and I'm going to put a cheesy icon on this message.

Colon paranthesis!  :)
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Bunnybread on February 01, 2013, 04:38:25 pm
Your wife was into the class-three lever stuff? 
Did something happen to her while she was hanging around the wrong kind of levers?! 
I always thought the class-3s were kind of sketchy.  Please give her my love and tell her that we're all praying for her recovery.
Title: FUCK THAT SHIT
Post by: Jimmyfranks on February 01, 2013, 05:12:46 pm
WEDGES ARE WHERE IT'S AT YOU FOOLS. AS IN "I'MMA WEDGE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THE NEXT WORD OUTTA YOUR MOUTH IS GONNA BE NIKE"
[/shadow][/glow]
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 01, 2013, 05:21:39 pm
Imma shank anybody who thinks there's a better simple machine than an inclined plane.
[stab]
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Isfahan on February 01, 2013, 06:14:55 pm
Why worry about that when you've got a sex machine in your midst already?

SPOILER: The sex machine is me. I am the sex machine alluded to previously.
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: squiddy on February 01, 2013, 08:54:56 pm
Ok, let's get this party started and list our favorite simple machines and why we love them so much! 


bunnybread, February 01, 2013, 03:19:49 pm

I did a report in 2nd grade about the wedge and why it is awesome. Not kidding.

eta: I see that I was in good company as a 2nd grader.
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 02, 2013, 08:17:49 am
PORTAXX LOVE LEVER!

LEVER PULL!

LEVER PUSH!

LEVER MAKE ITEM APPEAR!

PRITXX LV LEVRRRRR!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Chaz on February 02, 2013, 01:11:04 pm
My favourite simple machine would have to be the wheel and axle. I don't think we'd be well without it.
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: montrith on February 02, 2013, 01:17:28 pm
Fuck you all, the best simple machine is a potkuri.

http://www.akaslompolosportshop.fi/static/media/images/8f/original/8fbd73c116d31e0f4fb3c44cf15a3ad9.jpg
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: RedMinjo on February 02, 2013, 01:21:06 pm
Were the pyramids built using simple machines or aliens I forget sometimes.
Title: Re: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Yossarian on February 02, 2013, 02:50:06 pm
I am clearly the best simple machine. I destroyed two death stars, all pulley did was drop pianos on people.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/35deac853b9730baaae3c92d3084dcf3/tumblr_mh49gh3Y7Y1rel4lco5_400.jpg)

Title: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Shell Game on August 01, 2018, 01:17:14 am
i love this forum

who else is with me?
Title: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: FinchChunk on August 01, 2018, 06:09:18 am
What, no screw love?
Title: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 02, 2018, 09:57:17 am
Canít grind your dried afterbirth into easily consumable pill form without a mortar and pestle.
Title: Welcome to SMF!
Post by: boooo566 on August 02, 2018, 11:45:47 am
Canít grind your dried afterbirth into easily consumable pill form without a mortar and pestle.
Ragnarok Boobies, August 02, 2018, 09:57:17 am

I'm throwing my pestle and mortar out just to be safe.