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Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Lemon on April 04, 2014, 11:29:12 am
with Boots Raingear, STOG, John Toast, Montrith, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Montrith

Edited by John Toast.

With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Runic on April 04, 2014, 11:44:28 am
John Returns! Happy day!
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 04, 2014, 11:46:12 am
I would have gone with "Fap Roh Dah" for the title.

Also TOOOOAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Bobalay on April 04, 2014, 03:10:39 pm
I cannot wait for fan art of Dr. Puffynipples, PhD.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: KingKalamari on April 04, 2014, 05:30:14 pm
Some stray observations about this episode:

-Yay Toast!

-It never ceases to amaze me the level some people dedicate themselves to their masturbation fantasies. I mean getting off to things is a pretty universal constant but there are so many people on the internet who take "I masturbate to this thing" and turn it into the very core of their being. I mean, what is life like for these people? Is it just boner time 24/7 for them? That's got to be exhausting.

-Yet another case of people being very demanding about the creation of things they have ideas for but absolutely no skills to realize. There were so many people in this episode who were just sort of like "I want sex mod! Me not know how make sex mod! You make sex mod! Me give you 1800 page list on things for sex mod!". Like, you'd assume these people would give the people who are actually making these sex mods a little bit of leeway considering they're basically producing interactive masturbation fodder for them for free but it's all just "WHY IS NO ONE SPENDING A HUNDRED HOURS PROGRAMMING A FOOT FETISH MOD THAT CATERS TO ME SPECIFICALLY?!"

-I want a mod that replaces everyone in Skyrim with penises. Just giant penises wearing people clothes.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: A Meat on April 05, 2014, 02:41:48 am
Having looked around these horrible sex mods websites, because just like pretty much everyone here, I also had wanted to make a doc about dumb video game sex mods, I discovered that as much as these sex mods are creepy, I think the worst are the ones where it's just pseudo-porn. A mod that gives all the characters HUGE INFLATABLE TITS is just silly, but mods that just gives all the female armor textures large cleavages skeeves me out significantly more.

Nexusmods informs me that some other games also have dumb sex mods. Even games like Starbound.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: montrith on April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am
Having looked around these horrible sex mods websites, because just like pretty much everyone here, I also had wanted to make a doc about dumb video game sex mods, I discovered that as much as these sex mods are creepy, I think the worst are the ones where it's just pseudo-porn. A mod that gives all the characters HUGE INFLATABLE TITS is just silly, but mods that just gives all the female armor textures large cleavages skeeves me out significantly more.

Nexusmods informs me that some other games also have dumb sex mods. Even games like Starbound.
A Meat, April 05, 2014, 02:41:48 am

Nexusmods has standards. Loverslab does not. Think about that for a while, then slowly back away from that place.

I'd link you to some of the staff I removed from the doc, but honestly some of it is pretty borderline even for ballp.it. There's a mod that replaces all adult females with loli characters TOTALLY NON-SEXUALLY OF COURSE although you can still use it with sex mods if that's your thing. There is a guy who wanted a mod with necrophilia only, nothing else. There are people who are upset that animals in Skyrim don't have realistic dongs and that they don't rape the characters they've defeated. Lots of people want the ability to have slaves and whore them out. People are yearning for mods that allow you to torture and kill children.

Of course, all of this has to be lore friendly, so as not to break their immersion in game. Fuck that site.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: A Meat on April 05, 2014, 06:22:05 am
Having looked around these horrible sex mods websites, because just like pretty much everyone here, I also had wanted to make a doc about dumb video game sex mods, I discovered that as much as these sex mods are creepy, I think the worst are the ones where it's just pseudo-porn. A mod that gives all the characters HUGE INFLATABLE TITS is just silly, but mods that just gives all the female armor textures large cleavages skeeves me out significantly more.

Nexusmods informs me that some other games also have dumb sex mods. Even games like Starbound.
A Meat, April 05, 2014, 02:41:48 am

Nexusmods has standards. Loverslab does not. Think about that for a while, then slowly back away from that place.

I'd link you to some of the staff I removed from the doc, but honestly some of it is pretty borderline even for ballp.it. There's a mod that replaces all adult females with loli characters TOTALLY NON-SEXUALLY OF COURSE although you can still use it with sex mods if that's your thing. There is a guy who wanted a mod with necrophilia only, nothing else. There are people who are upset that animals in Skyrim don't have realistic dongs and that they don't rape the characters they've defeated. Lots of people want the ability to have slaves and whore them out. People are yearning for mods that allow you to torture and kill children.

Of course, all of this has to be lore friendly, so as not to break their immersion in game. Fuck that site.
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am

Yeah, I know nexus mods moderates their content, but I've seen some real shit there too, and some of the non-adult stuff there is super creepy too. I totally saw some of the slave mod discussion threads when I was still trying to make a doc, one dude even wrote out a whole system where you can level up your "owning slaves" skill and there are different levels of slaves, because not only does it have to fit in with the lore, you need to keep the natural progression of the game intact. I think I gave up on this idea when I got to the point where I saw people arguing about some 'realistic horse vagina mod' and reached the conclusion that I'm not finding enough things that are actually funny and not horrible. Kudos for actually going beyond that point and finding really funny stuff.

I reached the same conclusion when trying to make a doc about horrible otaku perverts, since they occasionally show up in other episodes. Looking back at the doc I made, some of it was manageable "incest hentai is totally hot, and the fact that I have a real sister doesn't change that", or "Would watching Yaoi make you gay?" but most of it was "Who else thinks little (anime) girls are hot?" and then pages upon pages of people enthusiastically saying yes. The only things I could link people to are probably the two Wikihow articles I had there.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Fanzay on April 07, 2014, 12:46:59 am
Lots of people want the ability to have slaves and whore them out.
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am


people
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am

Not the word I would use.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Mister Smalls on April 07, 2014, 01:01:18 am
This episode was really reminiscent of a lot of the other nerd/fetish mixer episodes (Pokegirls, Waifu stuff, etc.) in that the nerd terminology is clearly just as important to some of these people as the actual sex content.  I honestly couldn't even be that disgusted for the most part, a lot of it was just confusing.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: AlbieQuirky on April 07, 2014, 04:52:02 pm
Why are my comments on thefpl.us being erased? I know that saying "Montrith is the David Attenborough of Internet creepers" and the like aren't the most fascinating or original insights, but I thought you folks actively wanted comments on the site. Seems like lately I post something, one or two people thumbs-up it, and then it gets deleted. ??
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: montrith on April 07, 2014, 05:45:33 pm
Why are my comments on thefpl.us being erased? I know that saying "Montrith is the David Attenborough of Internet creepers" and the like aren't the most fascinating or original insights, but I thought you folks actively wanted comments on the site. Seems like lately I post something, one or two people thumbs-up it, and then it gets deleted. ??
AlbieQuirky, April 07, 2014, 04:52:02 pm

I'm guessing someone has been marking your posts as spam, that would make them disappear without someone consciously deleting them. Lemon knows how it all works, I'm not completely sure.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: AlbieQuirky on April 07, 2014, 07:13:13 pm
Thanks, Montrith. In any case, now you've seen the David Attenborough thing, so achievement unlocked.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Spacebat on April 07, 2014, 08:16:31 pm
I'm disappointed you guys went for the creepy, concerning shit instead of the ridiculous shit. There's depraved freaks who want terrible things everywhere, but loverslab is home to a special breed of weird people who just want things that make you sorta wonder how the fuck they find that sexually attractive.

Nexusmods has standards. Loverslab does not. Think about that for a while, then slowly back away from that place.
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am

Nexusmods has a ridiculous borderline-autocratic moderation policy. Basically, the mods remove anything they don't like for any reason, and ignore everything else. A friend of mine, Trainwiz, even managed to get banned from there and he's probably the best modder I've ever met.  A place like Loverslab is a necessary evil and serves a purpose, as depraved as some of its inhabitants might be. The only rules are that a mod on the site can't be illegal, and can't depict underage characters in a sexual manner.


There's a mod that replaces all adult females with loli characters TOTALLY NON-SEXUALLY OF COURSE
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am

You mean this? It's not on Loverslab.
http://forum.wiwiland.net/index.php?/topic/53202-ma-vision-de-skyrim-en-anime/

although you can still use it with sex mods if that's your thing.
montrith, April 05, 2014, 05:09:50 am

Fun fact: Any NPC or race with the child tag can't be interacted with in the sex framework they use, as per the rules of the website. They generally make sure to use this tag on anything that looks underage. People will still masturbate to it, but hey, the site does what they can.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: chai tea latte on April 07, 2014, 08:27:02 pm
What's the ridiculous shit, then? I'm seeing apologetics, and there's no way I'm digging around loverslab to find out.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: advancedclass on April 07, 2014, 08:51:11 pm
Yay Toast and yay Montrith! (I would love to hear you guest on more episodes if possible.)

But really, mad props to everyone for making such an amazing episode out of subject matter where I would have thought most of the humour was in how terrible all these mods look. I hardly wanted to throw up at all while listening!
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Spacebat on April 07, 2014, 10:40:15 pm
What's the ridiculous shit, then? I'm seeing apologetics, and there's no way I'm digging around loverslab to find out.
kal-elk, April 07, 2014, 08:27:02 pm

This forum is a place full of people who know a lot about terrible things they do not personally partake in. I'm not apologizing for the terrible shit I've seen on that website, I'm just saying that it's a shame the podcast had to focus on the scary stuff that goes on there, instead of the stuff that's hilarious. Because really, I've seen some terrible things on the internet, but the fact is that when you go searching around in the dark, dusty places that are out of sight and mind of your average person, places like Loverslab, you're going to find that kind of shit.

I actually made a thread about exactly this topic, almost a month ago. Really weird coincidence. http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1074.0

Take the sexy lockpicking mod as an example.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: chai tea latte on April 08, 2014, 12:22:10 am
What's the ridiculous shit, then? I'm seeing apologetics, and there's no way I'm digging around loverslab to find out.
kal-elk, April 07, 2014, 08:27:02 pm

This forum is a place full of people who know a lot about terrible things they do not personally partake in. I'm not apologizing for the terrible shit I've seen on that website, I'm just saying that it's a shame the podcast had to focus on the scary stuff that goes on there, instead of the stuff that's hilarious. Because really, I've seen some terrible things on the internet, but the fact is that when you go searching around in the dark, dusty places that are out of sight and mind of your average person, places like Loverslab, you're going to find that kind of shit.

I actually made a thread about exactly this topic, almost a month ago. Really weird coincidence. http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1074.0

Take the sexy lockpicking mod as an example.
Spacebat, April 07, 2014, 10:40:15 pm
shit, i totally forgot that was you! sorry. That lockpick mod is still creepy to me, but I agree it's definitely...less intuitive.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Fanzay on April 08, 2014, 12:30:05 am
Saying that Nexusmods has a borderline autocratic moderation policy is half right. The Nexus moderation team is only there to reinforce their extreme echo chamber hugbox mentality, and will ban you for anything even halfway resembling actual criticism, because "don't be a meanie, he's within site rules". Also, if a (MASSIVE AIRQUOTES) "respected" modder rips off a newbie, the mod team will without fail defend the "respected" modder. Also don't mod sass, you'll get banned. If I remember right, that's why Trainwiz got the boot.

A place like Loverslab is a necessary evil and serves a purpose, as depraved as some of its inhabitants might be.
Spacebat, April 07, 2014, 08:16:31 pm

Wait what?
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Tiny Prancer on April 08, 2014, 12:34:42 am
Listening to this today, I can't help but think of how recently I saw someone on tumblr say they wished the Radscorpions in fallout were actually just scorpions wearing cool sunglasses and I feel like if there's this much time and effort being put into all these different sex mods, there's gotta be somebody out there who's available to put cool sunglasses on Radscorpions.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Runic on April 08, 2014, 12:38:33 am
That would be pretty amazing.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: montrith on April 08, 2014, 01:57:14 am
All I can say for my opinion is that as far as I've seen the creepy shit definitely outweighs the silly shit. I dunno shit about Nexusmod or the moderator drama there, but while there might be some decent stuff on Loverslab finding that stuff is like looking through dog shit for a penny the dog swallowed. Not worth it in my opinion. As for the loli mod, while it may not be on the actual site people were commenting on it and asking about it in more than one thread.

If you've got any of that funny mod stuff stashed away somewhere, I'd be more than happy to look at it if you post it somewhere. For myself, I really can't be bothered to slog through that place again.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Tiny Prancer on April 08, 2014, 06:38:23 am
you've done more than enough, Montrith. Let us hope none of us ever have to go there again.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Fanzay on April 08, 2014, 06:43:18 am
S(he) who fights with monsters etc.?
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Ansemaru on April 08, 2014, 02:48:16 pm
Listening to this today, I can't help but think of how recently I saw someone on tumblr say they wished the Radscorpions in fallout were actually just scorpions wearing cool sunglasses and I feel like if there's this much time and effort being put into all these different sex mods, there's gotta be somebody out there who's available to put cool sunglasses on Radscorpions.
Tiny Prancer, April 08, 2014, 12:34:42 am

I can't speak for sunglasses on radscorpions, but someone's doing something right with Skyrim:

Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Runic on April 08, 2014, 02:54:52 pm
That was actually the comparison that I was going to make, but wasn't sure if anyone would get the reference. Radscorpion sunglasses would totally be the posh mudcrab of Fallout: New Vegas. I would download it, no question.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Spacebat on April 08, 2014, 03:32:50 pm
...but while there might be some decent stuff on Loverslab finding that stuff is like looking through dog shit for a penny the dog swallowed. Not worth it in my opinion.
montrith, April 08, 2014, 01:57:14 am

Isn't that what you do anyway?
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: montrith on April 08, 2014, 04:05:26 pm
...but while there might be some decent stuff on Loverslab finding that stuff is like looking through dog shit for a penny the dog swallowed. Not worth it in my opinion.
montrith, April 08, 2014, 01:57:14 am

Isn't that what you do anyway?
Spacebat, April 08, 2014, 03:32:50 pm

Only when it's actually not making me mad. This forum honestly tried my patience, and that usually never happens.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: 🍆 on April 10, 2014, 02:11:25 am
I've only played like, ~20 hrs of Skyrim and most of that was just bashing things with my hammer. Where exactly does the opportunity for sex happen, anyway? Or is it literally just running up to people and fucking them on the streets or in the tavern?
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: LINDA on April 22, 2014, 03:54:33 am
^ the 'realism' argument drives me up the wall. Sims mod/feature requests are heinous for just this reason. I have seen way too many requests for teen pregnancy to be added to the game.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Navigator on April 26, 2014, 11:24:48 pm
^ the 'realism' argument drives me up the wall. Sims mod/feature requests are heinous for just this reason. I have seen way too many requests for teen pregnancy to be added to the game.
eudo, April 22, 2014, 03:54:33 am

I actually considered making a Sims 2 mod doc a while back, if only to highlight the unbelievably complicated and fucking MASSIVE teen pregnancy mod that actually exists, but it all wound up being more tedious than funny.

There's an obvious "just like the game" joke here, but I can't find a non-stupid way to phrase it.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Runic on April 28, 2014, 07:10:37 pm
You should still post a link to the mod here!
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: A Meat on December 04, 2014, 07:16:05 am
I've recently finished playing through the main campaign+DLC of Skyrim again recently, and I wanted to see if it would somehow give me some sort of greater insight into what the people in this episode were thinking.

Apparently I was super wrong. Now that I've listened to the episode again and I'm even more disgusted by what they're suggesting, because I remember what the fuck they're talking about now.

So who's working on the doc for an episode about all the horrifying Fallout: New Vegas mods?
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Isfahan on December 04, 2014, 07:49:31 pm
Well, I'm just guessing here, but it's probably big dicks and big titties in a post-apocalyptic setting rather than a fantasy setting.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Adam Bozarth on December 05, 2014, 10:21:44 pm
And their filthy, irradiated feet.
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: STOG on December 06, 2014, 10:25:35 am
And their filthy, irradiated feet.
Adam Bozarth, December 05, 2014, 10:21:44 pm

COME TRADE YOUR FILTHY IRRADIATED SCRAP FOR YOUR FILTHY IRRADIATED FOOTJOBS HE-EEAH, says the post-apocalyptic footjob salesman
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Tiny Prancer on December 06, 2014, 10:46:59 am
As long as the fabled "Radscorpions with cool sunglasses" mod remains only a dream, it's obvious no good fallout mod has ever been made.

(except for one that I heard of ages ago that added greenery and trees to the wastelands, since nature has shown to be pretty adaptive to radiation poisoning. I think there was actually a study done that showed that flora and fauna adapted better to radiation damage than to the invasive behaviors of human habitation, unsettlingly enough.)
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Spooks on April 26, 2020, 09:17:30 am
(https://i.imgur.com/8gIZqrU.png)
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Spooks on May 22, 2020, 12:38:38 pm
DISCLAIMER!!! Because people can't read, don't want to read, or can't care to read, This is being added before the fancy description-

This mod is ONLY for Male characters!!

There will not be a female compatible version, I will not allow female conversions and I will block anyone who whines about it. There's enough to fill a HD or so of Female only clothing, armor, skin textures, Accessories, hairstyles, etc... One or two Male only items showing up on the nexus  Will. Not. Kill. You. The mod's not broken cause Tiddies aren't front and center by default. If you are pressed about it, please die mad about it somewhere else. It is not sexism to not make one mod available to females... Get over it.

Part 2: If your masculinity is threatened by sexy men, I'm (Not) sorry. If you're bothered by men being sexualized in the same manner as women, please find soemwhere else to cry about it. Thank uwuTactical Tiddy Harness for Fallout 4
Title: Episode 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 30, 2020, 04:45:32 am
thefpl.us and ballp.it both went down while I was listening to this episode and I refuse to believe it was a coincidence.