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Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on July 19, 2015, 07:13:19 am
Happy Sunday!

My head hurts. Tell me about your hangover. And your favourite hangover cure. Mine is a fry-up, diet coke, and ibuprofen. 

An hour on the rowing machine also works, but is far less enjoyable than eating and drinking in bed.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: STOG on July 19, 2015, 09:13:19 am
Mine is getting back into bed and putting a pillow over my face.
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Post by: slambam on July 19, 2015, 09:30:02 am
Mine is getting back into bed and putting a pillow over my face.
STOG, July 19, 2015, 09:13:19 am

Yes, this one.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 19, 2015, 12:56:57 pm
Grilled corn and hosted karaoke last night. Last I remember  there was a Wham dance party happening in my living room.

Now I'm in a car on the way to a 50th anniversary party eating McDonalds since nobody was gonna fight with my pregnant sister-in-law over food choices. It's going to be a long day.

A preferred hangover cure is a large fruit smoothie and a long bike ride. Very unpleasant for the first 20 minutes, but it kills the hangover symptoms by the end of the ride.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on July 19, 2015, 01:55:33 pm
I've never had a hangover, bye!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: STOG on July 19, 2015, 02:05:40 pm
I've never had a hangover, bye!
A Meat, July 19, 2015, 01:55:33 pm

If I weren't so busy laying in bed with this cool pillow over my face, I'd run you out of town on a rail.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 19, 2015, 02:41:54 pm
Update: Line dancing!?
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Post by: Bobalay on July 19, 2015, 02:49:41 pm
Drink hella water before drinking, and sip water between drinks. You'll have to pee more but it'll make tomorrow's hangover a lot more manageable.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 19, 2015, 03:13:29 pm
Drink hella water before drinking, and sip water between drinks. You'll have to pee more but it'll make tomorrow's hangover a lot more manageable.
Bobalay, July 19, 2015, 02:49:41 pm
hangovers are 90% dehydration and 10% force of will. I like a really low-impact breakfast like green tea and oatmeal. Exercise is good too but far too unpleasant to usually start.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on July 19, 2015, 05:26:26 pm
hangovers are 90% dehydration and 10% force of will.
chai tea latte, July 19, 2015, 03:13:29 pm

That would explain the 6 cans of diet coke on my nightstand...

poor liver.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on July 19, 2015, 05:47:33 pm
sleep.

seriously just so much fucking sleep
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on July 26, 2015, 06:04:58 am
owwwwwww
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 26, 2015, 08:20:02 am
owwwwwww
Spoop, July 26, 2015, 06:04:58 am
Ditto
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Baldr on July 26, 2015, 09:43:59 am
Woke up with contacts in my eyes.

Sneezed while peeing and hit my foot.

My intestines are sculptures of pain.

I'm a fucking adult.  Why is this still happening to me?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on July 26, 2015, 04:52:16 pm
I haiku'd your hangover.

Contacts in my eyes
Sneezed while peeing, hit my foot
Guts are pain sculptures
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Knitting Machine on July 27, 2015, 05:04:37 pm
I just forced myself to eat a salad while hungover and I can't tell if that was a good idea or not.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on July 27, 2015, 05:39:13 pm
Aside from drinking water between shots/chugs/swigs/spilling-mead-all-over-yourself, the best hangover cure is more booze. No, seriously. Constant drinking helped power me through a five-day bender.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: QueenSyreen on July 28, 2015, 01:50:40 am
I think eating food while hungover is something that people only do when they're half-assing it. What you need is to drink your own damn tears. Cry into a coffee mug, DRINK IT. Become stronger through your pain.

I drink a lot of gentle tea, like jasmine green or unflavored white teas, and my only food is pain medication, because my migraines are true and I am too weak for real food when alcohol sick.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Knitting Machine on July 28, 2015, 02:54:09 pm
Update: it was a bad idea.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 08, 2015, 12:53:39 am
Pray for me
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 09, 2015, 03:56:32 am
Sunday, brutal Sunday.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Maxine Headroom on August 10, 2015, 07:51:03 am
Coming in to work this morning was such a bad idea.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 01:45:04 am
ughhhhhhhhhh red wine why
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on August 13, 2015, 02:56:27 am
i am fucking LBASTED right now!!!!!

free drinks + pinball awyeah
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 07:38:19 am
why is there a bag of marshmallows in my bed?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on August 13, 2015, 09:29:22 am
Horrible confession time: I've been getting blasted every Friday and Saturday for the last three weeks. In the afternoon. With coworkers, over a rousing game of Jungle Speed. While at work.

I'm kinda lamenting how sober I'm going to be this weekend now that my boss is back from his long vacation.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 02:07:14 pm
I'm currently rallying for night #2.

Because I'm a responsible adult.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on August 13, 2015, 02:25:05 pm
Do food hangovers count? I was at a wedding yesterday and they had a buffet with really excellent food and as a result I spent the last 20 hours just kind of doing nothing and groaning because my digestive system told me I fucked up and I need to take a break,
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 02:38:48 pm
Do food hangovers count? I was at a wedding yesterday and they had a buffet with really excellent food and as a result I spent the last 20 hours just kind of doing nothing and groaning because my digestive system told me I fucked up and I need to take a break,
A Meat, August 13, 2015, 02:25:05 pm

Yeah I once had a dinner party with a bunch of friends where we ate so much lamb that we were sweating.  I still can't eat leg of lamb to this day.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: goombapolice on August 15, 2015, 08:58:05 am
Drank so much I lost three hours last night.

Grapes and water are perfect hangover remedies. Pickle juice works great too.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Tiny Prancer on August 15, 2015, 04:13:49 pm
I once had a teacher who said his friend who spent time in russia swears up and down that pickle juice is the best remedy for a hangover, but given that I'm not into drinking I've never really been in a situation where I'd be testing that theory.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 16, 2015, 02:41:47 pm
Man, today was brutal.

What have I learned?

Nothing.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Isfahan on August 16, 2015, 07:19:11 pm
I once had a teacher who said his friend who spent time in russia swears up and down that pickle juice is the best remedy for a hangover, but given that I'm not into drinking I've never really been in a situation where I'd be testing that theory.
Tiny Prancer, August 15, 2015, 04:13:49 pm

What? Huh. Drinking pickle juice straight-up would probably make me want to vomit while I'm feeling well, much less hung over.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 16, 2015, 08:00:20 pm
I once had a teacher who said his friend who spent time in russia swears up and down that pickle juice is the best remedy for a hangover, but given that I'm not into drinking I've never really been in a situation where I'd be testing that theory.
Tiny Prancer, August 15, 2015, 04:13:49 pm

I've never tried it, but pickle juice is basically salt water, so I can see how it would help with dehydration. Similar to a sports drink (my go-to hangover cure).

Relevant:
(http://i.imgur.com/MsfGhlt.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 17, 2015, 04:32:30 am
aw yeah, lamb intestines. That'll fix me right up.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 30, 2015, 12:59:41 am
Pray F or agent coop
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: STOG on August 30, 2015, 09:37:59 am
I switched out the Maker's Mark 46 for some Tyler's City of London gin for my mixed drinks and oooh yeah it's hangover junction
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on August 31, 2015, 04:44:53 pm
I've always found that port serves as an excellent fast-track to hell the following morning.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 04, 2015, 05:42:25 am
I regret nothing.

Okay, maybe that gin. But just the one.

this thread makes me look like an alcoholic.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on September 04, 2015, 11:15:15 am
I regret nothing.

Okay, maybe that gin. But just the one.

this thread makes me look like an alcoholic.
Spoop, September 04, 2015, 05:42:25 am

Incorrect.

It makes you look like you have no tolerance.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 04, 2015, 12:02:56 pm

Incorrect.

It makes you look like you have no tolerance.
jack chick, September 04, 2015, 11:15:15 am

I really don't anymore. Thanks, rowing!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 05, 2015, 11:40:10 am
A small school of gnostic thought claims that the devil invented 4loko to give humans a choice between a conscious understanding of the universe or feeling ill whilst taking a shower
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: crow on September 05, 2015, 02:05:52 pm
A small school of gnostic thought claims that the devil invented 4loko to give humans a choice between a conscious understanding of the universe or feeling ill whilst taking a shower
AgentCoop, September 05, 2015, 11:40:10 am

you know 4loko used to be worse but they lowered the alcohol content
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 05, 2015, 03:15:43 pm
A small school of gnostic thought claims that the devil invented 4loko to give humans a choice between a conscious understanding of the universe or feeling ill whilst taking a shower
AgentCoop, September 05, 2015, 11:40:10 am

you know 4loko used to be worse but they lowered the alcohol content
Smoking Crow, September 05, 2015, 02:05:52 pm

I had it when everyone was raving about it. Jesus that was awful.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 06, 2015, 10:37:36 am
A small school of gnostic thought claims that the devil invented 4loko to give humans a choice between a conscious understanding of the universe or feeling ill whilst taking a shower
AgentCoop, September 05, 2015, 11:40:10 am

you know 4loko used to be worse but they lowered the alcohol content
Smoking Crow, September 05, 2015, 02:05:52 pm
Oh yes. Original four loko was my first alcoholic beverage, as horrible as that sounds for people with livers and common sense.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on September 08, 2015, 11:16:10 pm
I went to a tech meet up and then a tech meet up after party.

Both of them had free beer.

Both of them had the option of either drink free beer or talk to people in a crowded room.

So I am very, very drunk.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 09, 2015, 08:04:39 pm
I'm drunk again

why is there popcorn all over my bed
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on September 09, 2015, 11:17:42 pm
Day 2 of Twin Cities Start Up week... I'm gonna take a walk for an hour or so.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on September 10, 2015, 02:18:15 am
i was playing diablo and poured a whiskey and then i was playing diablo and poured another whiskey and now i'm here

and i get to go into work early to interview some dude who manages to have a 4-fucking page resume


in summary: cocks
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 10, 2015, 07:43:34 am
i was playing diablo and poured a whiskey and then i was playing diablo and poured another whiskey and now i'm here

and i get to go into work early to interview some dude who manages to have a 4-fucking page resume


in summary: cocks
jack chick, September 10, 2015, 02:18:15 am
Whiskey's stacking effect ramps up pretty quick in the early game
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 10, 2015, 08:00:04 am
has the sun always been this bright?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on September 10, 2015, 06:29:47 pm
In twenty-four hours time, I will be drinking heavily, and will likely not stop until early Monday morning. I hope to report back here once I recover.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on September 14, 2015, 01:42:19 pm
Things went better than expected. Had a mild headache Saturday morning accompanied by stomach ache, but nothing an Alka-Seltzer tablet couldn't fix. Definitely outweighed by the accompanying fun times. Will have to do this again.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 18, 2015, 03:54:52 am
conference dinner where fewer people came than predicted. We got all the extra wine.

and now my head is sad. and I need to get on a train.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 26, 2015, 08:50:51 am
Becherovka, why.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 26, 2015, 11:30:54 am
uuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh why is it so loud outside why construction aaaahhh
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: xXNinjaKilla4EverXx on September 29, 2015, 03:49:48 pm
I think I've conclusively proven that it's nutrient deficiency rather than dehydration that does it. Lately, before I go to sleep, I take out a bag of spinach I have in my fridge and drunkenly eat several large handfuls of the stuff before I go to sleep. It's been doing a pretty decent job at staving off head pain.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on September 30, 2015, 06:01:36 pm
I was going to be hungover, but the bus station chicken I bought for dinner took care of anything that might have sat in my stomach long enough.

Thanks bus station chicken!!! *blaarrrffff*
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Fanzay on October 03, 2015, 01:38:02 am
kill me
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on October 03, 2015, 09:11:12 am
happy saturday!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on October 04, 2015, 08:14:29 am
Church bells, why do you ring this morning? God has clearly left us, but first he put pain in my head.

Amazing time last night.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: slambam on October 04, 2015, 10:11:42 am
i am so hungover. please, someone send help.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on October 04, 2015, 10:15:06 am
oh. hello.
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Post by: Ambious on October 04, 2015, 10:50:40 am
I'm hungover in the late afternoon thanks to yet ANOTHER holiday lunch.
I fucking hate the holidays.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on October 04, 2015, 11:14:43 am
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on October 04, 2015, 11:23:48 am
Breakfast poutine is restoring my life-force.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on October 04, 2015, 01:11:21 pm
I don't have this problem, hi! I'm feeling fucking spiffy, which is amazing, because I went out of my way to try all five brews last night and then didn't get to sleep until seven in the morning.

This just means my crash tonight will be ~AMAZING~, but that crash will happen at F PLUS LIVE FOUR! BE THERE!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: slambam on October 05, 2015, 03:51:32 am
I have a feeling I will be hungover as fuck when I wake up. Will update with results when I do.

Edit: Not as bad as I thought, but still uhhghhghhh
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on October 05, 2015, 04:22:02 am
super jealous of everyone who went to F-Plus Live. 

not super jealous of your hangovers though.  ;)
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Post by: strifeheart on October 05, 2015, 04:37:28 am
hangovers are for suckers, don't forget to drink your water!
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Post by: QueenSyreen on October 05, 2015, 10:14:22 am
Weirdly, I mostly remember feeling overwhelming shock and horror last night, but I remember enjoying it? Somewhere between fish jello and Paula Dean I became more beer than sense.
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Post by: Detective Popcorn on October 05, 2015, 11:05:15 am
At one point, the whole room recoiled at the the words "Anne Frank" and at another point I was wearing a shirt as a cape. That is what I remember.

Ughhghg.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on October 05, 2015, 12:10:42 pm
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Reprise
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on October 09, 2015, 05:37:30 pm
Woke up feeling pretty good this morning.  Got to the office, did me some work. Then it hit.



Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spoop on October 17, 2015, 07:14:21 am
ow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 04, 2015, 08:03:55 pm
Why is pabst so cheap? Honest question? Thank god I have no classes tomorrow?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 07, 2015, 07:07:18 am
Why is pabst so cheap? Honest question? Thank god I have no classes tomorrow?
AgentCoop, November 04, 2015, 08:03:55 pm

Pabst is cheap because God doesn't want us to drink Budweiser.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 13, 2015, 07:59:19 pm
Where we"re going we don't need eyes to see
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on November 15, 2015, 01:52:51 am
Food Hangover = All plans for today canceled; stomach cramps and a headache.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Maxine Headroom on November 17, 2015, 10:46:33 pm
Accidentally finished off two bottles of $3 wine, so I'm just preemptively posting here. Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuck
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Detective Popcorn on December 04, 2015, 04:27:56 pm
I woke up with a hickey on my neck, half a six pack of beer I got from a middle age autistic man and painting of Satan on my dresser. This was a Thursday and it all started with my housemate offering me cake.

(http://i.imgur.com/3q8IH3O.jpg?1)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Fanzay on December 06, 2015, 07:56:02 am
Was at a Metal show last night. Drinking on an empty stomach is an excellent idea. I'm frankly surprised I'm not in a worse condition today.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on December 06, 2015, 10:57:08 am
There was mead involved
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Post by: STOG on December 07, 2015, 09:10:44 am
woke up hungover as shit after clearing my mini-fridge of all the tiny little liquor bottles

gotta go do some fucking christmas shopping before mandatory overtime week

gotta go out in the sun and

Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on December 08, 2015, 12:30:59 pm
Was at a Metal show last night. Drinking on an empty stomach is an excellent idea. I'm frankly surprised I'm not in a worse condition today.
Fanzay, December 06, 2015, 07:56:02 am

who'd you see?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on December 17, 2015, 09:17:51 am
I feel a slow-burn hangover coming on... one of those where you wake up feeling fine and vertigo and nausea set in gradually.  I have treated it the best I can with coffee, water, cigarettes, and hot and sour soup.  It's in god's hands now.

Update: after plenty of creative thinking time in the restroom (in which I decided that "liquidating one's assets" would be a fun euphemism for diarrhea) I feel much better.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Murphy on December 18, 2015, 08:26:09 pm
I'm wasted now.

In the cab, I kept telling my Sixth Form mates to learn all their co-workers salaries and collectively negotiate with their HRs.

I'm still right and they're still wrong, Goddamn it.

Edit: The light stings my eyes and my mouth is really, really dry.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on December 19, 2015, 12:39:35 am
all of the ridiculists are cute
I have a box of wine. This can only end poorly
Update: I have a headache, best case scenario tbh
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: STOG on December 25, 2015, 09:05:42 am
HELLO ALCOHOL INFUSED ROOT BEER. (DRINK)
HELLO $50 WINE. (DRINK)
HELLO 'LUMP OF COAL' STOUT WHICH TASTES ALL RIGHT, I WOULDN'T PUT IT UP THERE WITH THE BEER I ENJOY BUT IT'S A NICE CHRISTMAS STOUT TO DRINK AND WATCH REVIEW TO. (DRINK)

THE NEXT MORNING

I CAN'T STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND I AM TRYING TO CONSTRUCT A DESK. I HAVE PUT THE KEYBOARD TRAY IN FUCKING BACKWARDS.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on January 01, 2016, 10:52:02 am
I am so much more hungover than I would have expected last night. That says a lot about how drunk everyone else was.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on January 10, 2016, 02:05:29 am
I'm aggressively chugging a Campari soda and wearing one of next weekend's cosplay wigs. Will update with headache status
Edit: drunker. Please send spare alcohol and cigarettes to Cleveland. Thanks in advance.

Update: I somehow got away with it.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Murphy on January 29, 2016, 08:56:55 pm
Not looking forward to my (relatively) early morning tomorrow.

Why did I go out the night before a 5-day trip?
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Post by: Digital Walnut on January 31, 2016, 02:12:19 am
I spent the night in the middle of fucking nowhere without a pillow last night and pinched a nerve in my neck, so now I'm drinking my way through a 12 pack of Red Tail Ale. See you tomorrow, hangover thread.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on January 31, 2016, 01:12:23 pm
Good morning, hangover thread! I am now hungover.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Laocius on February 04, 2016, 05:41:05 pm
I'm turning 21 tomorrow. Please pray for my liver.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on February 04, 2016, 05:42:32 pm
Happy birthday!
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Post by: LaserSeusan on February 04, 2016, 05:59:11 pm
To Laocius: Happy early birthday!

To Laocius's liver: "Ain't used ta liqur? Yu gunna lurn Ta'day!"
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2016, 06:06:09 pm
I'm turning 21 tomorrow. Please pray for my liver.
Laocius, February 04, 2016, 05:41:05 pm
Stick to one or two drinks (trying stuff is cool though) and I hope one of your friends pays. Also, tip the bartender and tell em it's your birthday before you order your first drink, which imo should have an umbrella in it. Good luck!
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Post by: Nifty Nif on February 04, 2016, 06:08:36 pm
I'm turning 21 tomorrow. Please pray for my liver.
Laocius, February 04, 2016, 05:41:05 pm
Stick to one or two drinks (trying stuff is cool though) and I hope one of your friends pays. Also, tip the bartender and tell em it's your birthday before you order your first drink, which imo should have an umbrella in it. Good luck!
chai tea latte, February 04, 2016, 06:06:09 pm
Sage advice. And no matter what your friends say, you really don't want a Long Island (unless they're buying. In which case, ask them to get you a better drink. Something birthdayish, like a grasshopper!)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Laocius on February 05, 2016, 09:48:31 am
Thanks for the advice, everyone! There's a bar right down the street from where I live, so I'm sure I'll be posting in this thread again tomorrow morning.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on February 05, 2016, 11:41:21 am
tip well, tip often.
drink whiskey, bang metal.




do not tell kumquatxop: "nah just go get me something"
do not drink the habanero mead with bunnybread.

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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on February 05, 2016, 09:50:39 pm
I've decided to drink a nice imported Pilsner tonight, as opposed to the cheap stuff I usually drink


(Spoiler Alert it's Labatt, disregard everything I said except for the fact that probably its from Canada)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on February 05, 2016, 09:52:19 pm
do not tell kumquatxop: "nah just go get me something"
do not drink the habanero mead with bunnybread.

jack chick, February 05, 2016, 11:41:21 am
Now these are some hangover stories!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Laocius on February 06, 2016, 04:47:09 pm
My God, the hangover...I woke up at 10, but I didn't get out of bed until an hour ago.

Stick to one or two drinks
chai tea latte, February 04, 2016, 06:06:09 pm

I did not follow this advice.

tip well, tip often.
drink whiskey, bang metal.
jack chick, February 05, 2016, 11:41:21 am

I did follow this advice, as far as I remember.
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Post by: Boots Raingear on February 07, 2016, 10:10:31 am
Sunday
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 07, 2016, 10:53:21 am
I drank half a bottle of tequila last night. I both needed to and shouldn't have done that.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on February 07, 2016, 10:50:56 pm
ok so i haven't drank more than like 1 drink in like 1.5 months and today i had over half a bottle of bushmills and several glasses of super high alcohol beer and this is THE BEST FUCKING THIng and tomorrow i have to work and it is going to be ultra fun and should i drink more? I DONT KNOW!!!!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on February 07, 2016, 11:33:53 pm
ok so i haven't drank more than like 1 drink in like 1.5 months and today i had over half a bottle of bushmills and several glasses of super high alcohol beer and this is THE BEST FUCKING THIng and tomorrow i have to work and it is going to be ultra fun and should i drink more? I DONT KNOW!!!!
jack chick, February 07, 2016, 10:50:56 pm

Ooof, good luck with that, sir.
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Post by: jack chick on February 08, 2016, 10:56:49 am
Update! I do not feel very good today!
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Post by: LaserSeusan on February 20, 2016, 09:18:26 am
A friendly reminder to drink some water regularly while shoving drinks down your gullet, brought to you by my fucking headache.
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Post by: Fanzay on February 20, 2016, 03:27:18 pm
I'm dying
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Post by: Nyarai on February 21, 2016, 12:47:25 am
I drank a bunch, but I think I'm okay. I have become the savior of my friend group by ordering some plain pizza. ^_^
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on February 27, 2016, 12:26:21 pm
I swear, Lemon forced me to drink all of that booze and not to drink any water. I share no blame in this unfortunate turn of events.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on February 27, 2016, 12:33:13 pm
I'm fine. You should have drank more water, Jack. Additionally, you did go rum, beer, gin, whiskey. A difficult line to walk, for sure.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on March 10, 2016, 12:56:26 am
I have nothing to do tomorrow, not sure how drunk I want to get tonight as I sit in my room alone at my computer.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on March 13, 2016, 04:35:15 pm
Got together with friends last night. Scotch ale and bourbon. woo.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Murphy on March 19, 2016, 11:49:26 am
I slept in my porch last night, and lost my phone, glasses (except one lens which was in the back pocket of my vomit-covered jeans) , and keys (but not my wallet surprisingly). Grazed the area just above my right eye too. I may have made the two hour walk to my house from the city centre, but I don't really remember. I am still tipsy.

This owns.

Edit: On the plus side, I did a convincing enough sober act to get let into several clubs despite not being able to stand and repeatedly falling over inside.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on March 19, 2016, 11:30:57 pm
Like hey. I don't know if this is gonna be bad.




But no lie, I've gone beyond the pale
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on March 21, 2016, 12:07:50 am
I just finished six shots of white rum and apparently a twitter update broke my eggplant userscript

I'm going to try to fix it

pray for me
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on March 27, 2016, 01:22:33 am
Bird Dog Apple + Cranberry Juice

Ho-lee shit.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 31, 2016, 01:01:51 am
My head finally stopped pounding enough to look at screens.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on April 02, 2016, 08:09:15 am
Did I yell a lot yesterday? I don't remember yelling but my throat feels terrible.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 02, 2016, 11:22:55 am
Did I yell a lot yesterday? I don't remember yelling but my throat feels terrible.
Lemon, April 02, 2016, 08:09:15 am

I remember something about that in TF2 but I'm too hung over myself to remember the details.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Laocius on April 09, 2016, 08:01:32 am
The Rusty Nail is both my best friend and worst enemy.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 09, 2016, 02:35:02 pm
BEER FEST!!! I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!!!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on April 09, 2016, 03:16:13 pm
I don't have a hangover today, goodbye.

Edit: Stolichnaya is good vodka I rate it wheat out of potato

I'm going to find a raw potato to gnaw on so that I feel like a true slav
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on April 09, 2016, 06:38:49 pm
I don't have a hangover today, goodbye.
Spacebat, April 09, 2016, 03:16:13 pm

Staaaaaaahp.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 10, 2016, 12:15:05 am
Also, no diggity.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on April 10, 2016, 02:50:33 am
I don't have a hangover today, goodbye.
Spacebat, April 09, 2016, 03:16:13 pm

Staaaaaaahp.
NutshellGulag, April 09, 2016, 06:38:49 pm
Don't worry, I was just saving the post for when I was drunk off my tookis again

Like right now

Edit: wait I've just realized that there's no point in editing my previous post since I've made another oh shit

ohhh I'm lost on the interwebs

Edit: boy I'm  hope I'm drinking enough water

Edit: Oh god I'm not funny I'm sorry I ruined your thread mister lemon

Edit: While looking for a picture that suited my thoughts I found this and I can't figure out what it means
(http://i.imgur.com/UT18SeQm.png) (http://i.imgur.com/UT18SeQ.png)

EDIT I FOUND IT
(http://i.imgur.com/9YyUbog.png)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LowBatteryLife on April 10, 2016, 06:58:31 am
Oh sweet jesus I was playing TF2 and there are chat messages I don't recognize
How long was I playing before I passed out? Apparently I was kicked for inactivity? Probably while switching maps. The game was still open when I awoke.
The hangover will probably hit this afternoon. I don't remember how much I drank, so I don't know how bad it will be.

Probably very bad.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 10, 2016, 10:52:06 am
Head hurts. Remove head?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Zekka on April 10, 2016, 12:07:32 pm
Oh sweet jesus I was playing TF2 and there are chat messages I don't recognize
How long was I playing before I passed out? Apparently I was kicked for inactivity? Probably while switching maps. The game was still open when I awoke.
The hangover will probably hit this afternoon. I don't remember how much I drank, so I don't know how bad it will be.

Probably very bad.
LowBatteryLife, April 10, 2016, 06:58:31 am

My recollection is that you said something mean to Nutshell while we were on the map with the flying train, then you went silent and we never heard from you again.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LowBatteryLife on April 10, 2016, 01:09:33 pm
D:
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I FEARED
nutshell no i'm sorry D:
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on April 10, 2016, 04:23:47 pm


Edit: While looking for a picture that suited my thoughts I found this and I can't figure out what it means
(http://i.imgur.com/UT18SeQm.png) (http://i.imgur.com/UT18SeQ.png)
Spacebat, April 10, 2016, 02:50:33 am

Looks like anti-rape drug glasses concept illustrations to me.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on April 10, 2016, 04:24:42 pm
D:
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I FEARED
nutshell no i'm sorry D:
LowBatteryLife, April 10, 2016, 01:09:33 pm

It's okay. I have no memory of this, and I didn't even drink!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on April 17, 2016, 06:43:58 am
My stomach is a knot of pain and I can't get off my friend's couch. Please send help.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Murphy on April 30, 2016, 12:50:32 pm
The only hangover symptom I got is my broken left clavicle. [yay]
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on April 30, 2016, 12:53:14 pm
I took in so much Olde English last night that I turned into Seamus Heaney
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on April 30, 2016, 02:01:17 pm
[this space is reserved]

update:

oof
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobsterfest on April 30, 2016, 11:10:59 pm
Welp. See you guys tomorrow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 04, 2016, 02:15:23 am
Hi,  I'm conference drunk.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 04, 2016, 07:04:41 pm
Good morning, little kids! Oh no, oh no
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on May 05, 2016, 02:58:47 am
I think the most disappointing thing about this hangover is the condition I found my couch in. Though I doubt that anyone who will find themselves upon it will ever read this thread, (fortunately) I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 05, 2016, 01:03:21 pm
Hi,  I'm conference drunk.
achillesheelies, May 04, 2016, 02:15:23 am
I don't remember posting this. Well,  you can bet I was also conference hungover. I did do well with my presentation regardless.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Baldr on May 08, 2016, 09:30:33 am
When your blood glucose levels shot up to 500 mg/dL from drinking Jim Bean Honey it must have temporarily given you super strength.  Jim Bean Honey also explains the residual vomit smell.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on May 09, 2016, 12:23:06 am
Tried drinking for the first time during TF2. Would recommend.

Just not a ton the Sunday at 1am, right before the work week.

Also would not recommend keeping nail polish on the desk near the bottle of booze.

See you tomorrow morning hangover!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Gyro on May 09, 2016, 07:36:02 am
Huh.

I have to go to work now.

Mistakes were made...
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on May 09, 2016, 09:37:34 am
Weee, only got a headache, and only got to work an hour late.

Mistakes were made...
Gyro, May 09, 2016, 07:36:02 am

Oh hey, my life motto!
(Agreed)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on May 12, 2016, 02:54:06 am
I guzzle the shit out of water when I drink, and I've only had a headache once or twice. Does that groggy feeling like you can't wake up completely still count?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Baldr on May 12, 2016, 03:10:09 am
No.  That's just sleep debt from disrupting your circadian rhythms with the histamine rebound.

The defining feature of a hangover is the dopamine hole.  There are positive things that need to be done, and you need to be positive to accomplish them.  But those things aren't happening and you're not going to be involved in the process, because it's a hangover.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 12, 2016, 10:43:07 pm
Drinking my second of three bourbons with nothing in my stomach but a sandwich. I assume a hangover's coming tomorrow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on May 22, 2016, 08:18:48 am
Geh
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Gyro on May 22, 2016, 08:49:00 am
I like this pattern where we have a TF2 night and then the next day everybody's posting about their hangovers.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Dawnswalker on May 30, 2016, 11:27:34 am
waaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
aaa
mwaaaaaaaaaaugh
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 01, 2016, 04:36:01 pm
Jet lag is like a hangover except you don't get to have fun in order to get it. Aaaargh.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 03, 2016, 08:39:16 pm
No. No thank you
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 04, 2016, 06:41:09 pm
Oh my God why did I go on with a bunch of people after the conference ended it's seven fucking hours later and I'm just getting back to my hotel I meant to get to bed early oh .goddamn
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 23, 2016, 09:46:05 pm
I'm not anticipating good things
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on June 24, 2016, 12:50:35 am
I wonder how bumpgrrl is gonna feel tomorrow.

Edit: Oh, half this gin & tonic is left!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on June 25, 2016, 02:18:26 pm
My friend had a party  last night.

I passed out and pissed in a drawer when I got home and then also vomited.

This is the worst I've ever felt and no one should love me.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 26, 2016, 03:07:52 pm
I drank more at that party than I thought yesterday. Ouch.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 26, 2016, 05:48:18 pm
WHY DID I DO THIS

I KNEW I WAS TEACHING IN THE MORNING
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: STOG on June 27, 2016, 05:24:58 am
i went to a festival and got hammered

then i drank a bunch of maker's and soda

being unemployed rocks
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on June 29, 2016, 11:38:07 pm
Welp, here I go once more into the booze abyss. Remember me fondly.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ambious on June 30, 2016, 11:19:19 pm
My brother's wedding must've been awesome because there's a huge chunk of it I don't remember.
Also MY HEAD!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 01, 2016, 12:17:46 am
I'm drinking Moosehead right now but I have no clue why.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2016, 02:25:36 am
happy canada day! yes i will drink the free wine at the embassy party ty

oh no

oh no
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on July 01, 2016, 03:11:05 pm
I have not stopped drinking since last afternoon. Hence, no hangover yet
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ambious on July 01, 2016, 04:10:23 pm
I haven't had one of those in so long, I totally forgot about the rest of the symptoms.
I've been feeling mostly OK most day, but my digestive system is still in "HELP I'M BEING POISONED!" mode.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on July 02, 2016, 12:44:13 am
Oooopsy-daisy, I anticipate that I will be here tomorrow morning. I am glad that my body managed to get the 'actually, you don't want any more alcohol' responses online in a timely fashion. Good body. Good job.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 03, 2016, 11:40:12 pm
Christ on a bike
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Gyro on July 11, 2016, 08:47:00 pm
Yay, I like brandy, wheeeeeee!

Oh shit, I like brandy, uh oh

You may hear from me tomorrow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on July 23, 2016, 02:29:07 pm
oh god it took me forever to find this thread
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 23, 2016, 11:37:02 pm
No thanks. Nooooo thank you. Why did you put body paint on my shirt
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Gyro on July 26, 2016, 07:14:25 am
Well the bad news is I drank too much on a worknight again, but the good news is I got up early enough that I just sat around drinking shitloads of water for an hour. So, crisis averted.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 26, 2016, 10:40:43 am
Ow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on August 04, 2016, 10:58:08 am
I really want bacon.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on August 05, 2016, 11:37:55 pm
Wee~ illegal street fair booze!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on August 08, 2016, 01:46:01 am
I've already racked up at least a $50 tab at this bar, and goddabit I'm not gonna let that slow me down.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on August 12, 2016, 11:13:41 pm
I was supposed to go to Ikea tomorrow but I finished off my mom's bacardi and bought a microphone on the internet instead.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 12, 2016, 11:41:34 pm
(https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-22-at-9-12-51-pm.png?w=771)
Boy howdy am I glad I bought pizzeria combos earlier today
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Fanzay on August 15, 2016, 04:50:51 am
To future Fanzay: Yes, tomorrow is the first day of college, and a week where everyone drinks themselves half to death. Be smart.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Quark-Antiquark on August 15, 2016, 10:01:32 pm
It's currently 23h here. I'm drunk, and I won't be asleep for quite some time. But I have to be up at 6h tomorrow. Be smart, Quark, be smart.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 16, 2016, 06:55:46 am
It's currently 23h here. I'm drunk, and I won't be asleep for quite some time. But I have to be up at 6h tomorrow. Be smart, Quark, be smart.
Quark-Antiquark, August 15, 2016, 10:01:32 pm
(http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/4x24/quickening_014.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 18, 2016, 10:01:01 am
This vodka is surprisingly tolerable for a $3 bottle (750mL).

I hope I still feel the same way about it tomorrow.

E: it was fine and now I like it
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: znarf on August 21, 2016, 12:01:25 am
Bought a brand new bottle of Maker's Mark, since I'm on a budget.  I'm either playing more "Lisa", "SFV", or I'm losing a finger to an x-acto blade or dremel making a custom MODOK action figure.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Carbon on August 21, 2016, 12:45:45 am
I had some punch
I thought it would be fine
The punch fucked me up
See you soon

Edit: No hangover here. Woohoo! Being young rules!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on August 25, 2016, 03:46:59 pm
I'm wrapping up day 2 of a multi-day hangover.  I was too hungover to post about it yesterday.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on August 27, 2016, 12:53:31 am
Drinking til I'm not sad anymore, yay!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Jack Burden on August 27, 2016, 10:31:21 am
I've got to go get my car inspected but the sun is prohibitively bright. Alcohol and I had been spending some time apart so I could have less of a dadbod, but we had a little reunion last night.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 29, 2016, 05:11:19 pm
I'm on vacation in New Orleans. I've been on some kind of drunk since Thursday all up and down Bourban street. This morning (afternoon) the hangover hit. I've stopped sweating for now, and got finished packing back up to leave. I think I didn't go number two all weekend til this morning, at least that's what it felt like. High protien breakfast and then I got a pizza. I'm doing OK. but oop gotta go to the bathroom again brb.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 30, 2016, 02:14:46 am
Wee~ illegal street fair booze!
Ashto, August 05, 2016, 11:37:55 pm

Currently sitting at aroudn about country music drunk!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 01, 2016, 10:13:12 pm

A free verse poem to describe why I'm happy now and probably won't be tomorrow morn
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 10, 2016, 08:27:32 pm
I wasn't really paying attentiont onight and now there's a pint and a half of cosmopilan in my system and also probably three and a bit 330cl bers in me, and a few glasses fwine. V. much looking forward to disassembling the partty and then helping my grandmother hand picuter in her new home tomorrow. O'll be back in the morning, if I haven't John Bonhamed myself in my sleep.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 10, 2016, 08:30:24 pm
I wasn't really paying attentiont onight and now there's a pint and a half of cosmopilan in my system and also probably three and a bit 330cl bers in me, and a few glasses fwine. V. much looking forward to disassembling the partty and then helping my grandmother hand picuter in her new home tomorrow. O'll be back in the morning, if I haven't John Bonhamed myself in my sleep.
moooo566, September 10, 2016, 08:27:32 pm
Holy shit, I thought I was the only person who used "John Bonham" as a verb
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 10, 2016, 08:31:57 pm
I;ve never done it before but I'm a 5'4 guy with a lot mroe alcohol in him than is wise so I'm willing to take grammatical and ethical risks.

edit: i also considered winehoused
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: your_motherkin on September 10, 2016, 09:49:47 pm
hi, I drank a whole 750mL of rum last night and i bought another one today but i'm hoping to drink less of it tonight

was deffo noticing the dehydration this morning at kung fu practice this morning but i think i handled it pretty well. no headache or anything except after practice i had a kind of dull headache that hasn't gone away from drinking water so i'm back to rum funny how that turns out
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Baldr on September 10, 2016, 11:16:09 pm
How did you not shit your magic pants with all of the kicking and stuff?  Which rum are you using that allows you to pull that off?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 11, 2016, 04:34:28 am
I'm back and I was right, this morning fucking sucks.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Jack Burden on September 20, 2016, 08:31:07 am
Got lit on a weeknight which you really shouldn't be doing after the age of like 23. Now I'm at work with all the lights in my office off and god help you if you walk too loud.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on September 27, 2016, 12:30:26 pm
6 shots of a whiskey in an hour turned out to be the greatest of all ideas.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on September 30, 2016, 10:19:11 pm
All cheese is good cheese.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 05, 2016, 01:22:07 am
I'm teetotal on medical advice and I'm not enjoying it.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on October 05, 2016, 11:34:07 am
so portland has a metal strip club that's a few blocks away from the metal bowling alley. i discovered this last night.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on October 05, 2016, 11:57:06 am
I'm teetotal on medical advice and I'm not enjoying it.
Sherman "Fellatio Cobra" Tank, October 05, 2016, 01:22:07 am
join the sober club, we've got room temperature water and antidepressants
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 06, 2016, 01:37:30 pm
Two products that sound really gross to me, but we're selling a ton of right now.
(http://i.imgur.com/VY12yS3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/U1I3ITW.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 06, 2016, 01:45:46 pm
Two products that sound really gross to me, but we're selling a ton of right now.
(http://i.imgur.com/VY12yS3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/U1I3ITW.jpg)
3viltiki, October 06, 2016, 01:37:30 pm
That's the first time I've vomited before drinking Captain Morgan
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 07, 2016, 01:55:56 am
Oh, and why not have this as a chaser.
(http://i.imgur.com/kLy1roM.jpg)
I don't think we've ever sold a single bottle.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Jack Burden on October 07, 2016, 07:13:27 am
Oh, and why not have this as a chaser.
(http://i.imgur.com/kLy1roM.jpg)
I don't think we've ever sold a single bottle.
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 01:55:56 am

Fuck.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 07, 2016, 07:18:21 am
Oh, and why not have this as a chaser.
(http://i.imgur.com/kLy1roM.jpg)
I don't think we've ever sold a single bottle.
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 01:55:56 am
These flavored vodkas have gone from "if you like that sorta thing" territory to straight up "Bertie Botts every flavored please don't drink this"
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on October 07, 2016, 08:16:05 am
Oh, and why not have this as a chaser.
(http://i.imgur.com/kLy1roM.jpg)
I don't think we've ever sold a single bottle.
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 01:55:56 am
These flavored vodkas have gone from "if you like that sorta thing" territory to straight up "Bertie Botts every flavored please don't drink this"
The Coop That Came To Sarnath, October 07, 2016, 07:18:21 am
"Sir, Jimmy's lunch fell into the batch we were making"
"Find a way to sell it or you're fired"
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 07, 2016, 02:11:57 pm
Who's ready for dessert?
(http://i.imgur.com/CiTsSlV.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 08, 2016, 02:16:57 am
If I wake up in the morning and I'm not uber juiced I'd like to thank the academy, Poland springs, and art angels
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 11, 2016, 02:24:10 am
Just spilled my beer on my mattress accidentally. It smells like paint thinner. This can't be right.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on October 11, 2016, 11:33:32 am
Just spilled my beer on my mattress accidentally. It smells like paint thinner. This can't be right.
Vinny Possum, October 11, 2016, 02:24:10 am

Just means you're drinkin' Silver Thunder!

(http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40/silverthunder.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Gyro on October 11, 2016, 01:02:50 pm
Who's ready for dessert?
(http://i.imgur.com/CiTsSlV.jpg)
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 02:11:57 pm

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 12, 2016, 01:23:31 am
Who's ready for dessert?
(http://i.imgur.com/CiTsSlV.jpg)
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 02:11:57 pm

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
Gyro, October 11, 2016, 01:02:50 pm
The other liquor store branch in town frequently carries this product
(https://cdn.instructables.com/FLI/KLA4/GAA12RHX/FLIKLA4GAA12RHX.LARGE.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: A Meat on October 12, 2016, 07:11:33 am
Who's ready for dessert?
(http://i.imgur.com/CiTsSlV.jpg)
3viltiki, October 07, 2016, 02:11:57 pm

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
Gyro, October 11, 2016, 01:02:50 pm
The other liquor store branch in town frequently carries this product
(https://cdn.instructables.com/FLI/KLA4/GAA12RHX/FLIKLA4GAA12RHX.LARGE.jpg)
3viltiki, October 12, 2016, 01:23:31 am
are there marinades that use vodka? maybe you can use this or something?

I don't fucking know, I'm baffled
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 12, 2016, 12:46:59 pm

are there marinades that use vodka? maybe you can use this or something?

I don't fucking know, I'm baffled
A Meat, October 12, 2016, 07:11:33 am
Whiskey marinades for steak are definitely a thing that can make them delicious, but vodka just doesn't sound like a good idea for one. A quick Google search says they exist.

The things I sell to people just makes me wonder sometimes.
(http://bottlenose.imgix.net/images/full/306014.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 12, 2016, 08:08:07 pm
Vodka is key to making deep fry batters that stay crispy. See here (http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/four-secrets-for-better-fried-chicken.html) for more.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 13, 2016, 02:46:34 pm
Vodka is key to making deep fry batters that stay crispy. See here (http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/four-secrets-for-better-fried-chicken.html) for more.
pumpkin spice latte, October 12, 2016, 08:08:07 pm
That is really cool. I know people that will be very interested. Thanks!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on October 13, 2016, 10:14:43 pm
Vodka is key to making deep fry batters that stay crispy. See here (http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/four-secrets-for-better-fried-chicken.html) for more.
pumpkin spice latte, October 12, 2016, 08:08:07 pm

This is very important to me.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on October 13, 2016, 10:34:32 pm
Vodka is key to making deep fry batters that stay crispy. See here (http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/four-secrets-for-better-fried-chicken.html) for more.
pumpkin spice latte, October 12, 2016, 08:08:07 pm

Also pie crust!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Mique on October 22, 2016, 01:32:12 pm
There's a mead sale going on about an hour away from my place.
I'm gonna go buy about three gallons of it.

Expect updates in the morning.

Update: I got a gallon of raspberry, a gallon of forest fruit, a gallon of black currant, and half a gallon of Egypt'n (made with hibiscus).
I'll save the Egypt'n to share on Thanksgiving, but for now I've got the raspberry next to me and I'll keep refilling my glass throughout the night as I edit some videos and audio.
Record sober; edit drunk, right?

Update:Update: The good news is that I feel fine after falling asleep around glass #8 or 9. The bad news is that I made way less progress than I thought I did, and might need to watch the whole thing again to make sure it's fine.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 25, 2016, 02:34:30 am
Christmas is coming soon. So bend over and spread open your wallets assholes! Because liquor gift packs and seasonal items are here!
(http://i.imgur.com/oVc8CNU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zAtw8br.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QNkLpxY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Acs8nOO.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eGUSy2m.jpg)

Here's some crazy person's idea of a gift pack. The things on the right are just tin cans with a decorative label. *awkward cough*
(http://i.imgur.com/Ovflwzn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rFgyaH4.jpg)

This seasonal item does not sound good. Literally a liquor made up of equal parts vodka and tequila.
(http://i.imgur.com/fiDkfo2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/eI8Wp1e.jpg)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 28, 2016, 10:50:42 pm
So let's talk about the good first


My taste in beer usually runs towards the domestic Pilsner/Lager circuit, but I think I've finally found a really nice IPA that tastes good, and isn't incredibly bitter, plus it's brewed and bottled nearby in beautiful Lake George.

The bad

I'm consuming a lot of them and I can predict the hangover like some sort of dehydrated headache Erasmus.

But right now I'm watching Lucha Underground and all is good with the world
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on October 30, 2016, 10:29:47 am
Okay, so I understand why my head, chest, feet, and arms hurt. Why does my tongue hurt!?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 08, 2016, 11:42:31 pm
I don't have anything but a bottle of bourbon to keep me company through this. I will feel shitty in the morning,
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on November 09, 2016, 04:48:33 am
I don't have anything but a bottle of bourbon to keep me company through this. I will feel shitty in the morning,
NutshellGulag, November 08, 2016, 11:42:31 pm
try adding coca cola. besides this i have no advice.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 09, 2016, 09:42:53 am
Probably the worst day I could feel like this in recent memory
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 09, 2016, 09:44:24 am
I feel terrible. And hungover.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 09, 2016, 09:56:09 am
I'm still drunk from last night and my Evan Williams is giving me the death stare.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 09, 2016, 11:10:12 am
This Gatorade isn't helping.


Nothing is helpinnnngg
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on November 09, 2016, 01:22:03 pm
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spacebat on November 09, 2016, 08:02:34 pm
I drank so much V8 that my urine smells like V8

I didn't know this was possible
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on November 10, 2016, 07:40:47 pm
Oh dear. I tried to type "Black Hole Sun" in extremely slow and precise keystrokes. I ended up with "blacl hole bsun"

Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on November 10, 2016, 09:45:58 pm
Oh dear. I tried to type "Black Hole Sun" in extremely slow and precise keystrokes. I ended up with "blacl hole bsun"
LancashireMcGee, November 10, 2016, 07:40:47 pm

Those are the alternate lyrics.

Blacl Hole Bsun, wom't yoi come
Anb wadh awaayt the reain
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 13, 2016, 01:16:49 am
I feel like I make a lot of semi serious (more "drunk' posts than hangover posts) in the thread. But I can legit feel a hangover coming on. Like if I wake up without a splitting headache and a need for water, Gatorade, coffee and two becs not necessarily in that order I will not be surprised
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 13, 2016, 01:17:24 am
I feel like I make a lot of semi serious (more "drunk' posts than hangover posts) in the thread. But I can legit feel a hangover coming on. Like if I wake up without a splitting headache and a need for water, Gatorade, coffee and two becs not necessarily in that order I will not be surprised
AgentScoop (LikeAScoopOfStuffingFromATurkey, Thanksgiving), November 13, 2016, 01:16:49 am
E: fuck this Trump guy
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on November 13, 2016, 04:55:36 pm
Went to one of those drink and paint events last night for someone's birthday party. Came home with a mild hangover, and a somewhat decent painting!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: QueenSyreen on November 13, 2016, 10:26:50 pm
...and looking at this thread, I am reminded why it was good that I took my roommate's inability to drink alcohol as my own, since I was not going to be the dick drinking like a fish when she couldn't. if I had been spending money on alcohol and had a supply, this would have been my week too. but it wasn't. which is prooooobably better for me. probably.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 20, 2016, 05:05:13 am
I put away alot of beer and vodka and cokes last night, but I'm still fine this morning! My legs, on the other hand, are fucked
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on December 16, 2016, 09:35:27 am
It's me, the drinks consumer
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: cashmir sweaters on December 17, 2016, 07:09:28 pm
Drank 3 pints last night and then an untold amount of the cheapest whiskey I could find, apparently purchased a forum membership while drunk, passed out, woke up once to throw up, now I just feel a bit bad. Very thirsty though. Hi
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spooks on December 19, 2016, 05:46:01 pm
Hey do you wanna know what happens when you mix vodka and red wine at a company party? Look forward to tomorrow and we'll all find out!

Until then, ssssuckaaaazzzz!!!!!!
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spooks on December 20, 2016, 02:29:21 am
Heeeeeey, Ballpit.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: cashmir sweaters on December 30, 2016, 09:06:05 am
Four beers last night and the rest of my Christmas chocolates because fuck my diet
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on January 14, 2017, 10:40:58 pm
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on January 14, 2017, 10:41:38 pm
I fuck wit ufos
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on February 11, 2017, 09:07:53 pm
Fuk rum chata
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Eider Duck on February 26, 2017, 06:27:36 am
I deeply regret drinking the free wine that was on our table last night. Well, only sort of. it was either that or pay outrageous prices at the bar itself
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 16, 2017, 10:31:24 pm
I can't find the drunk thread but found this so just pre empting this thread
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 30, 2017, 12:11:59 pm
Ow.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 16, 2017, 11:10:37 pm
Oh jeez
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Lemon on July 07, 2017, 09:45:22 am
Wait a minute,

I can be sick and hungover at the same time?

That doesn't seem fair.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 21, 2017, 11:51:47 pm
Hey idk how you guys feel about unsolicited sentimentality but ily all and keep it real
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 22, 2017, 01:43:43 am
I think it owns personally
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on July 23, 2017, 04:30:54 pm
An absinthe hangover is different than other hangovers.


Mostly because you will wake up still drunk.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on August 21, 2017, 09:31:18 am
OH MY GOD
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bunnybread on August 24, 2017, 11:16:01 am
Fatty Bo Batty, August 21, 2017, 09:31:18 am
Yes, Oh My God!


By the way, nice work on breaking our chains of love.  Me and Boots sang along made out through the whole thing.  It was rather romantic.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bigfangirl on September 18, 2017, 12:48:06 pm
All aboard the suffering train. Practicing making cocktails is a great time until you have to go to work the next day..... :(
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Carbon on November 11, 2017, 11:06:18 am
I drank too much last night but I kept it all down and my head feels ok. Yay being young! [yay]
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 29, 2017, 09:02:48 am
Wine
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on December 16, 2017, 12:29:32 am
I confessed my love to no less than 4 people tonight. I'm pretty sure tomorrow is going to hurt.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on December 16, 2017, 11:15:59 am
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am

Another smaller pizza, and so on ad infinitum.

(https://i.imgur.com/BT8Sp6t.gif)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on December 16, 2017, 11:26:41 am
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am
Drive to your nearest Stewart's Shops (note: may be difficult if you do not live in VT or Upstate NY) and get a slice of delicious Breakfast Pizza
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 16, 2017, 11:35:27 am
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am

Pepperoni, sausage, pepper, and tylenol
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: jack chick on December 16, 2017, 11:55:33 am
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am

Pepperoni, sausage, pepper, and tylenol
Sanguinary Novel, December 16, 2017, 11:35:27 am

dumpster juice
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 16, 2017, 02:13:29 pm
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am

Pepperoni, sausage, pepper, and tylenol
Sanguinary Novel, December 16, 2017, 11:35:27 am

dumpster juice
jack chick, December 16, 2017, 11:55:33 am

Tomato tomahto
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 16, 2017, 04:25:42 pm
Hi thread I need hangover pizza what should I have on it?
moooo566, December 16, 2017, 05:03:04 am

get an aussie if you have those where you live

(Aussie is ham and egg, its real fucking neato)
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 17, 2017, 03:41:31 am
Just to update you, all those are good ideas (except egg on a pizza, what the fuck) but I can literally see a dominos from my window so I had their chipotle pulled pork and also some onions so I could pretend I was eating a vegetable.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Spooks on December 17, 2017, 07:14:21 am
I feel like I'm recovering from fucking pneumonia and my knees have officially exploded. fuck
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ambious on December 27, 2017, 04:29:23 pm
why
      why
               why
                           why
                                                 why
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 20, 2018, 11:55:40 pm
I didn't drink enough water and now the headaches are rollin in to make sure getting to sleep IS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE

Edit:.I CAN HEAR MY HEARTBEAT IN MY EARS
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ambious on January 21, 2018, 07:38:26 pm
So I got out of the defense for a project I've been working on 25/7 for two.5 weeks now and it went great so me ant the team went to get wicked drunk and I haven't been this drunk since F+ live 6 so I have this to say:
  • F Plus 6 was wicked awesome. I loved everyone I met, especially Shell GAme and Positive Stress because they're my Extra Credit homies and I love them all. Also I'm pretty sure Lemon hugged me twice! I only remember one time but I'm sure he hugged me again later when I was going away tto eat too many pancakes with STOG, Shell and TRAV in that diner.
  • Extra Credit - I love you fam! STOG started this because he wanted to give listenerss a change to participate in F Plus and ended up creating an amazing community along with Milly the amazing and the entire community they spawned is welcoming and friendly and lovely and I love every single one of you EXTRA CREDIT fam! Stog and Milly should both be super proud of what the'yve created!
  • This course is worth at least 6 points, why it's onlyt 4 is beyond me but fuck it we nailed the shit out of it to the point the professor said "You guys went waaay above and beyond" and I had no life fore the past two weeks but it seemes ot have payed off.
  • In the last two weeks I had two Intel engineers tell me I'm a better practical coder and engineer than most people they know and that it's beyond them how come nobody hires me, especially Intel - so fuck Intel - your loss suckers. But seriously though, hire me, I need money.
  • I love all of Ballp.it, *ALL* of Extra Credit and especially Extra Credit core like redacted <----- there was a long list of names here but I'm afraid to leave anyone out so just know if you're in the Extra Credit Discord I love you.
    • And most of all I love Guest
Ambious, January 21, 2018, 03:58:39 pm

Jesus Wept it's 3:37 AM and it's already bad.
Glad to see I was happy drunk this time.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 15, 2018, 08:40:39 am
Changed my Valentine's plans to hang out with my co-worker who had last month broken up with her (shit fuck asshole) boyfriend. Made pizzas with her and her kids and then drank a whole damn bottle of Hendricks.

My stomach is just furious and she is at home sick today.

Totally worth it.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 18, 2018, 12:02:47 pm
It was about 10pm last night when we all started picking Karaoke songs that were way out of our vocal ranges, that's when I knew that today was going to be a write-off.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Ambious on February 23, 2018, 09:11:03 pm
Oh dear Satan fuck what have I done
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on February 23, 2018, 11:55:28 pm
I'm in it too yo
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 24, 2018, 09:44:18 am
First of all, ow.

Second, WHAT AN EMBARRASSING POST MORTEM. Thanks ballp.it for tolerating my self esteem crash cause damn.

Now to see if I remembered to put the leftover pizza in the fridge...
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on March 23, 2018, 09:51:23 am
We had four bottles of wine and players bunch of scratch cards because we just kept winning MORE SCRATCH CARDS.

Now I am ded
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on April 01, 2018, 08:39:13 pm
And most of all I love Turbo Sexaphonic Delight

I love you too, Ambious. I'm glad we're getting these feelings out in the open.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on April 13, 2018, 09:36:46 pm
The alarm in the building next door has been sounding for an hour and I am ready to kill
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: bubbleuj on April 15, 2018, 12:18:57 pm
I've been drinking a disgusting mixture of turmeric and pepper tea in the mornings. It is very good for hangover,yes.
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 15, 2018, 12:19:29 pm
I've been drinking a disgusting mixture of turmeric and pepper tea in the mornings. It is very good for hangover,yes.
bubbleuj, April 15, 2018, 12:18:57 pm

Bubbleuj you're still drunk, wrong thread
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 16, 2018, 09:16:57 am
i finished a bottle i shouldn't have last night

upside: mostly i just posted a bunch of dumb shit

downside: I'm tired and sad this morning

maybe this is actually a sadbrains post. i guess we'll never know
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 05, 2018, 10:10:59 am
need mickey d's
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 13, 2018, 06:10:53 am
This headache is very real, and I'm just gonna curl up next to Ferdinand and pretend that I don't make bad decisions
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 01, 2018, 05:27:39 am
good morning, someone please come over here and make today stop
Title: A Hangover Thread
Post by: Jam on February 27, 2019, 03:33:50 am
good morning, someone please come over here and make today stop
boooo566, September 01, 2018, 05:27:39 am
Can someone also make today stop please?