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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: jack chick on December 05, 2015, 12:06:15 pm

Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: jack chick on December 05, 2015, 12:06:15 pm
Use bone-in chicken too cook with. After eating, salvage the bones and keep them in the freezer to make stock!
Add butter to your morning coffee to upgrade your circadian rhythms and increase the flow of chi energy to your extremities!
Buy jars and keep your flour and sugar in them to extend their lives and make your kitchen look more homey!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on December 05, 2015, 03:34:25 pm
Stealing is only a crime if you get caught!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: AgentCoop on December 05, 2015, 03:36:26 pm
If you passed out before finishing your beer the night before, drink it in the morning. Much like ginger ale, flat beer helps an upset stomach
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: NutshellGulag on December 05, 2015, 04:35:56 pm
Use bone-in chicken too cook with. After eating, salvage the bones and keep them in the freezer to make stock!
Add butter to your morning coffee to upgrade your circadian rhythms and increase the flow of chi energy to your extremities!
Buy jars and keep your flour and sugar in them to extend their lives and make your kitchen look more homey!
jack chick, December 05, 2015, 12:06:15 pm

I like my flour jars.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Runic on December 05, 2015, 05:18:11 pm
Lifehack: You can steal money!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: eldritchhat on December 05, 2015, 05:40:59 pm
Lifehack: Pissing into a golf club and drinking that shit will cure your anemia!  [coolspot]
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: AgentCoop on December 05, 2015, 05:43:56 pm
Lifehack: Pissing into a golf club and drinking that shit will cure your anemia!  [coolspot]
eldritchhat, December 05, 2015, 05:40:59 pm
it worked for Alice Cooper
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: ManMythLegend on December 05, 2015, 09:11:26 pm
Use bone-in chicken too cook with. After eating, salvage the bones and keep them in the freezer to make stock!
Add butter to your morning coffee to upgrade your circadian rhythms and increase the flow of chi energy to your extremities!
Buy jars and keep your flour and sugar in them to extend their lives and make your kitchen look more homey!
jack chick, December 05, 2015, 12:06:15 pm

This, but unironically.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: jack chick on December 05, 2015, 09:18:57 pm
Lifehack: You can steal money!
Runic, December 05, 2015, 05:18:11 pm

Upgrade your income through unconventional acquisition techniques!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Spacebat on December 05, 2015, 09:57:49 pm
Keep your urine in jars around the house.

Never throw anything away, you might need it.

Sacrifice your children to forgotten gods to lower your food bills and curry favor before the coming apocalypse.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Digital Walnut on December 06, 2015, 02:45:24 am
(http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/potatohack.png)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: STOG on December 06, 2015, 08:32:17 am
Yo dogg you should consider paying for everything in cash because The Secret AmeriKKKan Government will try to use the Internet to program your BRAIN INTO DOING NOTHING BUT "SHUT UP AND SHOP"
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: LINDA on December 06, 2015, 09:44:21 am
Struggling with depression? Go for a jog!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Digital Walnut on December 06, 2015, 12:47:03 pm
Yo dogg you should consider paying for everything in cash because The Secret AmeriKKKan Government will try to use the Internet to program your BRAIN INTO DOING NOTHING BUT "SHUT UP AND SHOP"
STOG, December 06, 2015, 08:32:17 am
Oh my god, don't do this! Paper money has secret symbols from the Zionist Caliphate that can control your thought patterns. All U.S. coins made after 1968 gather biometric data using the electric potential of your skin. Only buy things with gold, Bitcoin and buffalo nickels.

Also,
(http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/spaghetti.jpg)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: NERRRRD on February 25, 2016, 09:53:01 pm
Yo dogg you should consider paying for everything in cash because The Secret AmeriKKKan Government will try to use the Internet to program your BRAIN INTO DOING NOTHING BUT "SHUT UP AND SHOP"
STOG, December 06, 2015, 08:32:17 am

only use ones and old fives and tens, the government dont track them
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Spooks on February 26, 2016, 06:36:49 am
Next time you make rice, try toasting and seasoning it beforehand! (http://lifehacker.com/toast-and-season-your-rice-before-boiling-for-unbelieva-1758103371)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Curious Robot on February 26, 2016, 06:41:49 am
Next time you make rice, try toasting and seasoning it beforehand! (http://lifehacker.com/toast-and-season-your-rice-before-boiling-for-unbelieva-1758103371)
Spooks, February 26, 2016, 06:36:49 am

My mind is legitimately blown. How has this never crossed my mind?
Trying this will be the high point of my weekend.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: speedbath on March 02, 2016, 03:52:30 pm
Sometimes when I get depressed and don't feel like doing anything I go to sleep for a few days, and when I wake up I might have an idea of something to do!!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Nifty Nif on March 02, 2016, 04:49:23 pm
Sometimes when I get depressed and don't feel like doing anything I go to sleep for a few days, and when I wake up I might have an idea of something to do!!
speedbath, March 02, 2016, 03:52:30 pm
Wow! But what if you're too depressed to sleep?
What I do is drink as much as my liver will allow, then sleep through the hangover. Other drugs work too. Really, whatever you've got around. Just dump it all together! And then sleep until you have a new lease on life.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: LaserSeusan on March 02, 2016, 05:04:15 pm
This video covers a large variety of life hacks. I'd recommend a quick perusal.

Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Bodark on April 19, 2016, 06:53:52 pm
Adding a pinch of baking soda to your iced tea will remove the bitterness in the drink, but not the bitterness in your heart!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Courtesy Bee on April 21, 2016, 02:29:38 am
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-9gag-1404404.jpeg)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: NutshellGulag on April 21, 2016, 12:26:06 pm
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-9gag-1404404.jpeg)
Courtesy Bee, April 21, 2016, 02:29:38 am

Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: your_motherkin on April 21, 2016, 05:22:03 pm
(http://epicpinterestfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/imagine-the-possibilities.jpg)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: A Meat on April 25, 2016, 12:22:18 am
Not really much of a lifehack, but wearing gloves makes washing the dishes much easier for me since it still kind of grosses me out to touch slightly rotting food matter with my bare hands
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Digital Walnut on April 25, 2016, 12:45:05 am
(http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/dildobrush.jpg)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 25, 2016, 12:47:52 am
Not really much of a lifehack, but wearing gloves makes washing the dishes much easier for me since it still kind of grosses me out to touch slightly rotting food matter with my bare hands
A Meat, April 25, 2016, 12:22:18 am

Lifehack: give in to the end of all flesh, and embrace the inevitable decay!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Psammetichus on April 25, 2016, 10:30:40 am
Here's a cool tip that many people don't know: don't use ad-blockers when you're browsing porn, because otherwise you might miss out on attractive local singles in your area who are trying to get in touch with you!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: AgentCoop on April 25, 2016, 12:11:45 pm
Here's a cool tip that many people don't know: don't use ad-blockers when you're browsing porn, because otherwise you might miss out on attractive local singles in your area who are trying to get in touch with you!
Psammetichus, April 25, 2016, 10:30:40 am
I found one of my favorite social media apps in a similar way. In my opinion, it's better than snapchat
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: LaserSeusan on May 16, 2016, 11:59:17 am
Got a serious knot that's keeping you from breathing properly? Why spend $10 for Bayer's Extra Strength Back Ache medicine (500mg asprin, 50mg caffeine), when you can spend $4 on the store brand aspirin, double the dose, and liberate free coffee from the Chase bank on the corner?

(Don't judge me)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: QueenSyreen on May 31, 2016, 12:51:05 am
can't sleep??

don't
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: chai tea latte on May 31, 2016, 03:21:16 am
can't sleep??

don't
QueenSyreen, May 31, 2016, 12:51:05 am
same imo

my lifehack is, if you're ever drinking from a public water fountain (maybe yr at a high school???) try not to obsess over the possibility of someone smacking your head into the basin and simultaneously ruining your hair day. i find it incr. difficult but it's worth it when it works.

oh ALSO i went to a monastery the other day and one of the signs to meditate on (it was, like, a hike up a hill to get there and there were sutras all over the place) said the following which made me go 'oh shit':
(http://i.imgur.com/Rdbt9Zfl.jpg)
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Fanzay on May 31, 2016, 02:16:55 pm
can't sleep??

don't
QueenSyreen, May 31, 2016, 12:51:05 am
same imo

my lifehack is, if you're ever drinking from a public water fountain (maybe yr at a high school???) try not to obsess over the possibility of someone smacking your head into the basin and simultaneously ruining your hair day. i find it incr. difficult but it's worth it when it works.
chai tea latte, May 31, 2016, 03:21:16 am

And if you're worried about catching a disease from said fountain, don't worry! You are going to die sometime, why not sooner rather than later?
Death is inevitable
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: DaltonSezHi on May 31, 2016, 02:23:25 pm
If you eat two Fruit By The Foots together, you will have Fruit By Two Feet. This can be very helpful if you want to eat two feet of fruit.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Carbon on May 31, 2016, 02:29:35 pm
If you eat two Fruit By The Foots together, you will have Fruit By Two Feet. This can be very helpful if you want to eat two feet of fruit.
DaltonSezHi, May 31, 2016, 02:23:25 pm

If you eat 660 Fruits By The Foot you get Fruit By The Furlong and diabetes.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Baldr on May 31, 2016, 02:38:53 pm
My lifehack is, if you're ever drinking from a public water fountain.chai tea latte, May 31, 2016, 03:21:16 am

I was drinking out of a water fountain a couple months ago, and our maintenance guy Steve came by and said, "Hey, don't drink that!".  And I said, "Wait, you're telling me this?  Aren't you in charge of it?"  And he replied, "I don't drink it."

And that's why you should always be on good terms with people named Steve.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: A Meat on May 31, 2016, 03:41:40 pm
Eat fiber
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: jack chick on May 31, 2016, 03:43:08 pm
Having trouble plowing through that entire container of oreos?

Add a little butter to each one to help them go down faster!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Carbon on May 31, 2016, 05:20:01 pm
Having trouble plowing through that entire container of oreos?

Add a little butter to each one to help them go down faster!
jack chick, May 31, 2016, 03:43:08 pm

If your goal is to lubricate them so that they don't drag as much in your throat, I find mayonnaise and ranch dressing work just as well as butter.
You are swallowing them whole, right?
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: boooo566 on May 31, 2016, 05:40:09 pm
Use edible cum lube like everyone else who wants to slide things down their throat, or up their butts.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 31, 2016, 07:29:20 pm
Put on a shirt that is inside-out without turning it right-side-out first!
1. Find the collar tag and rotate the collar so that the tag is on the top side.  Your head is going to go in here.  The tag will go over the back of your head.
2. Stick your head through the collar
3. Roll the shirt over your body, turning it right-side-out as you go
4. Force your arms through the sleeves if they are in fact inside-out.
Protip: practice on a tank top, graduate to short sleeves.  Sweaters are hard mode.
I "figured this out" as a little kid and managed to astonish someone recently with this trick.  Never fold your clothes properly again!
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Cleretic on May 31, 2016, 08:40:36 pm
My lifehack is, if you're ever drinking from a public water fountain.chai tea latte, May 31, 2016, 03:21:16 am

I was drinking out of a water fountain a couple months ago, and our maintenance guy Steve came by and said, "Hey, don't drink that!".  And I said, "Wait, you're telling me this?  Aren't you in charge of it?"  And he replied, "I don't drink it."

And that's why you should always be on good terms with people named Steve.
Healslime, May 31, 2016, 02:38:53 pm
Do they have to actually be named Steve, or can we just call them Steve? Will a Jeff do?
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Baldr on May 31, 2016, 09:12:26 pm
Steve is the only one you can trust.
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Spooks on March 10, 2018, 11:31:53 am
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Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Wrought on March 10, 2018, 04:42:53 pm
don't play ranked in any video game
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Turtle on March 10, 2018, 05:14:30 pm
Counterpoint: play ranked, don't give a shit or a fuck
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 10, 2018, 08:40:57 pm
if you never do anything nothing bad can happen
Title: Super Helpful Lifehacks!
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on March 10, 2018, 09:10:39 pm
don't shit or fuck