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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: LaserSeusan on January 25, 2016, 01:32:42 pm

Title: Lemon
Post by: LaserSeusan on January 25, 2016, 01:32:42 pm
CRICKETS!               CRICKETS!               CRICKETS!             CRICKETS!              CRICKETS!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 25, 2016, 01:43:46 pm
Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck the town you grew up in!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Nifty Nif on January 25, 2016, 01:46:22 pm
Go to jail!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 25, 2016, 02:05:34 pm
GodDAMMIT!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Neal on January 25, 2016, 02:07:47 pm
THE KILLING SPEEEEEELLLLL
Title: Lemon
Post by: The AgentCoop's Restaurant Massacre on January 25, 2016, 02:09:15 pm
"What the fuck are you doing on a porn site Mako69"

Title: Lemon
Post by: Yavuz on January 25, 2016, 02:44:32 pm
"I'm skinny, goodbye!"
Title: Lemon
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 25, 2016, 03:46:25 pm
"I'M BBOY360 WATCH ME BREAKDANCE!!" **snapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnapsnap**
Title: Lemon
Post by: Fanzay on January 26, 2016, 10:24:00 am
DESTROY HARVARD, ROBOT MINIONS!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 26, 2016, 11:51:56 am
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP.IT!
Title: Lemon
Post by: boooo566 on January 26, 2016, 12:55:34 pm
FLATTR
Title: Lemon
Post by: Cyberventurer on January 26, 2016, 01:50:48 pm
I bet he was secretly waiting to see how long it would take before someone made a dedicated thread for him.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Ambious on January 27, 2016, 06:54:43 am
FLATTR
moooo566, January 26, 2016, 12:55:34 pm

Fuck this podcast
Title: Lemon
Post by: goombapolice on January 27, 2016, 07:34:48 am
I want to make a montage of every time Lemon loses his shit.

The reaction to Kumquat's reading of the Harry Potter Wikihow articles is the first that springs to my mind, but there are a lot of them
Title: Lemon
Post by: Digital Walnut on January 27, 2016, 02:58:22 pm
FLATTR
moooo566, January 26, 2016, 12:55:34 pm
Is Flattr a law firm?

NO!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Caroline on January 28, 2016, 03:23:34 am
(http://s22.postimg.org/3nfa4xegh/photo.jpg)

No, but now I'm curious.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Bobalay on January 28, 2016, 06:00:24 am
How do you make a lemon run?

Something something gross fetishes.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Ambious on January 28, 2016, 05:15:13 pm
Lemon is pure magique btw

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/303a21708eb86d93f691414283684d0c/tumblr_nu010eGUTE1qadrooo1_1280.png)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Down10 on January 28, 2016, 08:06:50 pm
It's a real LEMON PARTY in here!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Lemon on January 28, 2016, 10:51:20 pm
[yay][lemon][yay]
Title: Lemon
Post by: goombapolice on January 29, 2016, 06:09:56 am
STAMPS.COM
Title: Lemon
Post by: Yavuz on January 29, 2016, 08:00:16 am
YAY [lemon]!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Gyro on January 29, 2016, 10:31:31 am
[lemon] is my favorite practitioner of mah-gick.

[yay][lemon][yay]
Title: Lemon
Post by: eldritchhat on January 29, 2016, 10:39:22 am
Can I still shower with a [lemon]
Title: Lemon
Post by: Isfahan on January 29, 2016, 09:29:22 pm
Fun Lemon Trivia:

Lemon goes by "Lemon" in real life as well. Outside his old apartment, while visiting for F Plus Live 2, I saw a flyer on the bulletin board for an event he was hosting and it read "Hosted by Lemon."
Title: Lemon
Post by: boooo566 on January 30, 2016, 05:49:35 am
I assume you're all just going by your real names.
Title: Lemon
Post by: montrith on January 30, 2016, 06:43:49 am
I assume you're all just going by your real names.
moooo566, January 30, 2016, 05:49:35 am

"Don't tell them her real name!"
"I didn't. Her real name clearly isn't Montrith."
Title: Lemon
Post by: Shigan on February 08, 2016, 01:17:30 pm
You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll cum into your own mouth!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Deep 13 on February 08, 2016, 05:57:30 pm
Whenever I hear a list of any kind, I have to resist the urge to add "And Lemon" to the end.
Title: Lemon
Post by: goombapolice on February 08, 2016, 06:02:07 pm
Me fuckin too holy shit.
Title: Lemon
Post by: QueenSyreen on February 08, 2016, 06:30:39 pm
I impulsively say 'hi lemon' when he says hi to the room in the beginning of the show
Title: Lemon
Post by: Bobalay on February 08, 2016, 06:32:48 pm
I impulsively say 'hi lemon' when he says hi to the room in the beginning of the show
QueenSyreen, February 08, 2016, 06:30:39 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/SWraEh5.png?1)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Fanzay on February 09, 2016, 08:24:07 am
Whenever I hear a list of any kind, I have to resist the urge to add "And Lemon" to the end.
Deep 13, February 08, 2016, 05:57:30 pm

Same. In the way he says it in F Plus Sings.
Title: Lemon
Post by: LaserSeusan on April 05, 2016, 09:00:29 am
To that end...
Title: Lemon
Post by: Gyro on July 13, 2016, 01:52:33 pm
This seems like the right thread for this -

What's the Tommy D Comedy?

I mean, I gather that it's a guy named Tommy D and he's probably a stand-up comedian, but what's the joke? Does his routine suck?
Title: Lemon
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 13, 2016, 01:58:55 pm
Tommy Davidson was a featured performer on MADtv. I'm pretty sure he invented the callback.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Lemon on July 13, 2016, 02:18:01 pm
What's the Tommy D Comedy?
Gyro, July 13, 2016, 01:52:33 pm

It's an insane reference for the podcast to make, because it's not even a reference to Tommy Davidson. It's a reference to a particular Tommy Davidson stand up special, from 1991, which I think only has been watched by Adam Bozarth and myself.

It's really unforgivable we've referenced it more than once.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 13, 2016, 04:16:42 pm
If you ever need some really fucking obscure references let me know, because I have them wholesale.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Lemon on July 13, 2016, 04:22:59 pm
If you ever need some really fucking obscure references let me know, because I have them wholesale.
The Racist Religion of Sherman Tank, July 13, 2016, 04:16:42 pm

No thanks!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 13, 2016, 07:21:03 pm
My quest to talk about forgotten Doug McClure TV shows is foiled once again.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on July 13, 2016, 07:22:29 pm
If you ever need some really fucking obscure references let me know, because I have them wholesale.
The Racist Religion of Sherman Tank, July 13, 2016, 04:16:42 pm

No thanks!
Lemon, July 13, 2016, 04:22:59 pm
I know I'm happy just getting Spaceballs references in episodes
Title: Lemon
Post by: Gyro on July 14, 2016, 05:11:28 pm
Ahh, well, thanks for the explanation.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Bunnybread on July 14, 2016, 09:25:32 pm
Tommy Davidson was a featured performer on MADtv. I'm pretty sure he invented the callback.
Boots Raingear, July 13, 2016, 01:58:55 pm

Correction: Tommy Davidson was a featured performer on In Living Color.  Not MADtv.

Also, looks like I've seen that particular piece of shit, as well.  I just didn't remember it till watching the little cat n' soda clip just now.  An old girlfriend would always pick up mediocre-to-terrible stand up videos for us to watch because she was under the impression that I liked 1) standup routines that were often sub-Sinbad and 2) spending time with her outside of bed.

I've also seen, both, You So Crazy and Runteldat if anyone would like to compare and contrast the finer points.

EDIT: Welp, shit Boots.  I guess he was on MADtv later on.  My apologies.  You can imagine how embarrassed I am right now.
Title: Lemon
Post by: STOG on July 14, 2016, 11:23:18 pm
blembon
Title: Lemon
Post by: Boots Raingear on July 15, 2016, 07:53:53 am
EDIT: Welp, shit Boots.  I guess he was on MADtv later on.  My apologies.  You can imagine how embarrassed I am right now.
Bunnybread, July 14, 2016, 09:25:32 pm
When I was posting that, I thought "Huh, was he on In Living Color or MADtv?" and typed in google "Tommy Dav" which autocompleted to Tommy Davidson MADtv and immediately accepted that as the only answer.

Idiots win.
Title: Lemon
Post by: znarf on July 16, 2016, 03:40:54 am
Wow, I kind of remember that specific intro. 

I did remember him from "In Living Color", but did not know he was in "MadTV".

More importantly, why is it so infuriating when he does the Fresh Prince intro, but Will Smith was beloved?
Title: Lemon
Post by: SirSlarty on August 16, 2016, 11:37:48 pm
All "by Lemon" posts are heard in the "by Mennen" commercial voice.

MAN SIZED PROTECTION (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TsCGO0nzZc)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Ambious on August 17, 2016, 01:57:00 am
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6dza7jW0x1ro9qzco1_500.gif)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 26, 2017, 12:18:30 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5dDCUlXMAMYkB3.jpg)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Lemon on February 26, 2017, 10:39:45 am
Yes, thank you. That image hasn't been shown to me enough yet.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 26, 2017, 01:47:50 pm
Yes, thank you. That image hasn't been shown to me enough yet.
Lemon, February 26, 2017, 10:39:45 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5dDCUlXMAMYkB3.jpg)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 26, 2017, 05:02:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/525nevg.jpg)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Sherlockian on February 27, 2017, 12:15:54 pm
I just started listening to the IDEOTV live episode and I am so disappointed that the one weekend in six months that I was out of California was the one weekend I could have met Lemon if I'd been home.
Title: Lemon
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 27, 2017, 12:53:37 pm
I know that feel. I was to broke to take the caltrain up to SF but I wanted to go so bad
Title: Lemon
Post by: Shell Game on May 19, 2017, 07:56:12 pm
Lemon doesn't break out Andy Rooney or Fred Schneider nearly enough.
Title: Lemon
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on June 09, 2017, 12:07:52 am
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Title: Lemon
Post by: krytton on June 09, 2017, 01:46:27 am
looks like a great time to get into web development!!
Title: Lemon
Post by: Shigan on May 07, 2018, 04:16:32 pm
He protec
(https://i.imgur.com/IH6L7Ry.png)

He attac
(https://i.imgur.com/KRq6TsM.png)

But most importantly, he overflow stac
(https://i.imgur.com/5tvMj1k.png)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 07, 2018, 05:45:04 pm
can you tell us about a gamIFIED EXPERIENCE FOR WINE LOVERS???
Title: Lemon
Post by: Spooks on July 03, 2019, 07:11:33 am
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/455424990590795791/595779195385282591/i0e5132fy3u21.png)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Neal on July 03, 2019, 02:25:39 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/KY69pO8.png)
Title: Lemon
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 03, 2019, 02:48:49 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/KY69pO8.png)
Neal, July 03, 2019, 02:25:39 pm

Ooooooh, so that's why I always pick the worst fonts.

This does bring up the thought of what does a person look like if they always choose Bleeding Cowboys? Anyone who chooses Lobster definitely shops at Anthropologie
Title: Lemon
Post by: chai tea latte on July 03, 2019, 03:14:32 pm
more like what if they're always picking Minion Pro and Museo Sans am i right
Title: Lemon
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 03, 2019, 03:21:52 pm
I've used Museo slab once or twice - do I have to go to the shame corner?