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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Chaymie on May 03, 2016, 01:45:14 pm

Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chaymie on May 03, 2016, 01:45:14 pm
Q: What is Morrissey favorite mode of transportation?

A: moped.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Vorko on May 04, 2016, 12:31:07 am
My wife calls me a walking dad joke.

Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: izzy on May 04, 2016, 12:49:11 am
My wife calls me a walking dad joke.
Vorko, May 04, 2016, 12:31:07 am
She really, really is.

From a few days ago:

Me: I'm gonna take a shower, okay?
Vorko: Sure, just put it back when you're done.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: John Toast on May 04, 2016, 07:11:21 pm
Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!

Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: jack chick on May 04, 2016, 07:18:37 pm
Ooh, now this is my kind of topic!

Aaaand...damn it, got nothing yet. Man, I can never pun-form under pressure.
John Toast, May 04, 2016, 07:11:21 pm

guess so far everyone else is toasting you.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chaymie on May 05, 2016, 11:44:24 am
Looks like John introduced himself to this thread... buttered side down.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on May 05, 2016, 03:30:55 pm
At first I really didn't like facial hair.


But then it grew on me.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chaymie on May 05, 2016, 05:59:55 pm
Discount tire is having a blowout sale.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 05, 2016, 07:12:09 pm
"I got a hair cut today."
"Why didn't you get em all cut?"
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Mango Tango on June 28, 2016, 08:06:00 pm
Q:Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
A: Because he heard steak was bad for his heart!
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: positive stress on June 30, 2016, 11:26:57 am
Rest in peace, water vapor. You will be mist.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chaymie on June 30, 2016, 03:08:34 pm
I never meant to rattle my chains at the monster cock overlords! O, Grace me with forgiveness I do not deserve.

I offer as a token of promised reparation, not a dad joke, but a post thoroughly dadcore: what the first three lines of Baba O'Riley would be if the song were about Watership Down.

Out here in the fields
Hrududu elil
m'Saion at fu-Inlé
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Adam Bozarth on July 24, 2016, 09:46:50 pm
Any waitress: "Can I get you anything else?"
Dad: "Oh, just a million bucks and a couple of blondes."
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: znarf on July 25, 2016, 12:49:36 am
Did you hear about the guy that wrote a poem in the gym?

It was a weighty composition.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Spooks on January 03, 2017, 06:46:46 am
What would be the biggest economic problem in a balloon society?


Inflation.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Chaymie on January 18, 2017, 10:11:44 pm
You guys hear that one of the dudes from Chicago released a B Sides compilation?
 
It's called Et Cetera
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: chai tea latte on January 19, 2017, 12:20:19 am
What's a Leninist's favourite insurance company?
All-State.

What about a Maoist's?
State Farm.

Okay, an ancap's?
"Progressive".
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: positive stress on January 19, 2017, 01:50:21 am
Why didn't the Minecraft skeleton go to the Minecraft school dance?

He had no "body" to go with.
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Post by: Chaymie on January 21, 2017, 02:59:21 pm
Man, Sisqó's new NPR program is surprisingly informative.

I didn't think I'd learn so much from All Thongs Considered.
Title: Post your dad jokes
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 21, 2017, 06:18:27 pm
Why can't you email files to a Jedi?

Because all attachments are forbidden.