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Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Lemon on June 25, 2016, 10:28:20 am
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Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Gyro on June 25, 2016, 11:21:05 am
Shit. This is going to make me angry, isn't it?
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 25, 2016, 11:40:00 am
What a bunch of stupid motherfuckers.
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Post by: Liatai on June 25, 2016, 12:03:31 pm
Shit. This is going to make me angry, isn't it?
Gyro, June 25, 2016, 11:21:05 am

Probably. I mean, I can't speak for you? But I'm only fifteen minutes in, and I'm already angry at these folks. Been so for, mm, since about the five-minute mark...? Not since the smoking episode have I gotten mad at F Plus subjects so fast, and not since monkey moms have I gotten mad at them so thoroughly! ^^;

At least the Ridiculists' mockery makes it entertaining despite the -- ARRRRGH MAKEUP IS NOT A NECESSITY YOU -- ENTITLED -- FUCK MOTHERING TOASTER STRUDELS -- ARRRRRGH >8O

also yay Squiddy!
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Post by: Amelia Blank on June 25, 2016, 12:21:16 pm
Yaay Squiddy!! <3
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 25, 2016, 12:26:17 pm
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Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Gyro on June 25, 2016, 12:34:56 pm
Son of a bitch, I just listened to this sober.

WHY IS THERE RACISM IN THIS EPISODE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: boooo566 on June 25, 2016, 12:52:53 pm
The people are awful but the ridiculists are on fire this time.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 25, 2016, 01:25:52 pm
Hooray for Squiddy, she makes everything better!

Anyhoodle, IT'S TIME FOR SHERMAN TANK TO ARROGANTLY SUGGEST TAGS: "insanity", "bad parenting", "massive cunts", "drama queens", "internet whining", "sour grapes", "the internet isn't helping", "first world problems", "consumer culture"
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Post by: A Meat on June 25, 2016, 01:39:09 pm
I'm only halfway through but "this" is a really "good" "episode" of the "F" "Plus", I "liked" the "part" about the ""sugar""daddies""

But really, why is it always cosmetic products these people steal?
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Post by: Yavuz on June 25, 2016, 01:48:30 pm
Yay Squiddy, boo shoplifters! I'd bet a lot of these fuckers really love Ayn Rand. The stunning lack of empathy that they have for the employees (who I assume could get fired if too much merchandise goes missing) and the dumb moral relativism of "if we do war crimes in the Middle East, obviously it's cool if I stuff tubes of lipstick down my pants" just pissed me off. You're not sticking it to The Man. The Man accounts for that sort of minor losses and compensates by screwing over the minimum wage employees.

And Johnny Quotationmarkseed really seems to like this subreddit.
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Post by: boooo566 on June 25, 2016, 01:57:30 pm
Also, having a sugar daddy sounds like a lot of work. Why not get an actual job and just spend your free time having fun instead of hanging out with some greasy rich dude you don't actually like?

Like, that makes sense as advice if you're set on being a mail order bride as your route into america, but otherwise I feel like someone who's learned a second language and has crafted themselves into a well rounded individual must have better ways of making money.

But really, why is it always cosmetic products these people steal?
A Meat, June 25, 2016, 01:39:09 pm

Cosmetics are probably pretty good value in terms of their size - expensive to buy, lucrative to sell and pretty easy to hide. Also, apparently pretty easy to justify. And, a significant part of this appears to be spoiled girls so they're basically the cosmetic target market.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Chaymie on June 25, 2016, 02:00:30 pm
Bro, do you even lift?
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Post by: Ambious on June 25, 2016, 02:03:04 pm
Bro, do you even lift?
Chaymie, June 25, 2016, 02:00:30 pm

Dammit I came here to post this
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
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Post by: Lemon on June 25, 2016, 02:13:34 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
Lift Like There's No Sherman Tank, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm

No, that's because I edited out the 2 or 3 times Bunnybread tried that joke.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 25, 2016, 02:21:50 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
Lift Like There's No Sherman Tank, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm

No, that's because I edited out the 2 or 3 times Bunnybread tried that joke.
Lemon, June 25, 2016, 02:13:34 pm

I did not expect Bunnybread to be the one who tried that.
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Post by: Liatai on June 25, 2016, 02:34:43 pm
Oh goodness. The story of Best Buy Guy at the end made enduring all of those other idiots worth it. So worth it. XD

Agreed with moooo566 -- terrible subjects, read with HILARIOUS enthusiasm. XD Stellar work, Ridiculists! Stellar work indeed. 
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Post by: Chaymie on June 25, 2016, 02:39:35 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
Lift Like There's No Sherman Tank, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm

No, that's because I edited out the 2 or 3 times Bunnybread tried that joke.
Lemon, June 25, 2016, 02:13:34 pm

You missed it when stog said long play while quoting Hot Buttered monster cock
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Ambious on June 25, 2016, 02:44:06 pm
I'm actually surprised by the lack of 'applause' in this episode.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 25, 2016, 02:52:27 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
Lift Like There's No Sherman Tank, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm

No, that's because I edited out the 2 or 3 times Bunnybread tried that joke.
Lemon, June 25, 2016, 02:13:34 pm

You missed it when stog said long play while quoting Hot Buttered monster cock
Chaymie, June 25, 2016, 02:39:35 pm

Where I come from a Long Play is a kind of vinyl record.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on June 25, 2016, 02:54:18 pm
I thought the Long Play joke was the actual username at first.
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Post by: KingKalamari on June 25, 2016, 03:35:35 pm
In summary:

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Post by: Mique on June 25, 2016, 05:04:30 pm
"I CAN COMMIT CRIMES BECAUSE THE WORLD OWES ME AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE WORSE!"

Does that pretty much sum up how all these people think?
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Post by: Yavuz on June 25, 2016, 05:46:51 pm
"I CAN COMMIT CRIMES BECAUSE THE WORLD OWES ME AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE WORSE!"

Does that pretty much sum up how all these people think?
Mique, June 25, 2016, 05:04:30 pm

Pretty much.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Fanzay on June 25, 2016, 06:39:08 pm
As someone who who works security:

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK YOU YOU FUCKING SHOPLIFTING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE SHITBIRD FUCKING CUNT ASS FUCK SHIT FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Nifty Nif on June 25, 2016, 10:35:19 pm
YAY SQUIDDY!!! [yay][yay][yay]
Wow, what an infuriating community of people.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: MilfParade on June 26, 2016, 01:36:10 am
I worked retail jobs for a lot of my life and hacked away at teen shoplifters on the reg, and this episode sent me back to that old life. Thanks for making me feel young again? (JK I scowled for the full hour and twenty-ish.)
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Post by: Ghoulymede on June 26, 2016, 09:25:20 am
This is my favorite episode in quite some time, really wonderful stuff. 

I once stole a small package of pepperoni just to see what it felt like to steal something, and by the time I got to the parking lot I felt so nervous and guilty and awful.  I wound up going back and leaving slightly more than the dollar amount for the pepperoni just sitting in the aisle where it was present.

Also, this is now how I assume furries amass their confusingly large budget.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Chaymie on June 26, 2016, 09:28:37 am
It really sucks when you're trying to steal stuff and Linkin Park is just hovering around you.
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Post by: chases parked cars on June 26, 2016, 07:21:01 pm
>gamestop mentioned in the episode
HELLO I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT GAMESTOP

we as a company have a huge shoplifting problem. our store in particular has it so bad that we have to keep controllers and other items that are $35+ behind the counter. there are unfortunately very few steps we are allowed to take to prevent shoplifting, though. about the best thing we can do is have somebody on the floor as often as we can helping people, aka keeping an eye on them. we've lost entire displays worth of merchandise before. hundreds of dollars, gone in one week. it sucks.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Dawnswalker on June 26, 2016, 08:29:58 pm
I listened to this episode in the car, but I didn't feel myself becoming a better sugar baby...

But perhaps I was wrong to take advice from a sugar baby so bad at being a sugar baby that she had to steal to get cosmetics and jewelry.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on June 26, 2016, 10:53:29 pm
SQUIDDY MCENNUI as KARINA LONGWORTH in SUGAR BABY: THE COURTNEY STODDEN STORY
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Post by: Cheapskate on June 27, 2016, 04:21:12 am
Yay Squiddy, boo shoplifters! I'd bet a lot of these fuckers really love Ayn Rand.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, June 25, 2016, 01:48:30 pm

This shit sounds less like Ayn Rand to me and more Gorean. “The lipstick tube gives itself to whoever is strong enough to take it!”
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Chaymie on June 27, 2016, 11:29:42 am
The entire episode is basically "Geralt of Rivia: The Cognitive Dissonance Story"
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Post by: Knitting Machine on June 27, 2016, 11:49:37 am
This reminds me of my old high school buddy who used to shoplift all of the time. She finally got caught when she stole stuff in a very small jewelry store that had no other people in it besides her and the clerk standing about three feet away.
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Post by: Aljonso on June 27, 2016, 01:37:43 pm
I'm pretty sure Hot Buttered monster cock was Paula Deen's secret sexual account. That's the only thing that explains that poster.
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Post by: Spooks on June 27, 2016, 03:59:19 pm
It really sucks when you're trying to steal stuff and Linkin Park is just hovering around you.
Chaymie, June 26, 2016, 09:28:37 am

I completely disagree, if you're trying to run the jewels the best sidekick you could have is El-P.

I'm pretty sure Hot Buttered monster cock was Paula Deen's secret sexual account. That's the only thing that explains that poster.
Aljonso, June 27, 2016, 01:37:43 pm

That just reminded me of the Gordon Ramsay/Paula Deen fanfic where there is a literal "hot buttered monster cock", so half of that bulb goes to you, the other half to the word filter.
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Post by: Positronic on June 27, 2016, 08:14:06 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/PHlcpZ3.png)
Thanks (for the makeup tips) STOG!!!

I bet lift and carry fetishists accidentally come across shop lifting forums all the time and get so disappointed. No babies. No no no! That's the wrong kind of lifting. :(
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Nyarai on June 28, 2016, 09:46:44 am
It tickled me whenever the ridiculists pointed out that an account had been deleted or scrubbed, because I can only imagine the dipshit getting caught and frantically removing the detailed internet accounts of their crimes. (It probably wouldn't be used against them, but it's the image I got in my head.)
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Deep 13 on June 28, 2016, 04:33:56 pm
I think someone stole this episode off of the site, or is something just going on weird for me? On the main page, Placebo.exe is listed as the latest episode and I don't see this one anywhere.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: boooo566 on June 28, 2016, 04:42:20 pm
I don't have that problem! Goodbye!
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Post by: Lemon on June 28, 2016, 05:06:17 pm
I think someone stole this episode off of the site, or is something just going on weird for me? On the main page, Placebo.exe is listed as the latest episode and I don't see this one anywhere.
Deep 13, June 28, 2016, 04:33:56 pm

Refresh page.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Deep 13 on June 28, 2016, 05:36:20 pm
I think someone stole this episode off of the site, or is something just going on weird for me? On the main page, Placebo.exe is listed as the latest episode and I don't see this one anywhere.
Deep 13, June 28, 2016, 04:33:56 pm

Refresh page.
Lemon, June 28, 2016, 05:06:17 pm

Had to clear my cache, but it's there now! Thanks!
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: IceTwister on June 28, 2016, 11:51:40 pm
As someone who is currently in retail managment, this episode hit home on how fucking dumb the vast majority of these shoplifters are.  At our store, it's always full denial even though we have video of you putting that shit in your pockets and you are watching the goddamn video right now.  There's also the person who decided pepper spraying loss prevention staff is a great way to escape with about 750 dollars worth of stuff.  Enjoy the assault charges to go along with your ID fraud that you decided to try as well.

On a positive note though, Squiddy's "WHEN HE DIES, WE GONNA BUILD HIM A REDDIT SHRINE" reading is one of the best readings I've ever heard on here.  Fantastic stuff in one of my favorite episodes yet.
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Post by: stray dog freedom on June 29, 2016, 07:11:05 am
As someone who has an exwife that was a klepto, this episode was particularly infuriating to me
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: stray dog freedom on June 29, 2016, 10:46:14 am
Our only major quarrel's with your basic set of morals

Lifting product ain't so bad, it seems to feed and clothe your dad
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Post by: Chaymie on June 29, 2016, 11:50:13 am
I see the word anal has an auto-filter.
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Post by: Agent Coop Time! on June 29, 2016, 11:55:06 am
Has another brave soul decided to test the word filter? How soon it seems, that people forget the story of the brave man once known as Sherman Tank
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on June 29, 2016, 03:08:16 pm
I see the word anal has an auto-filter.
Chaymie, June 29, 2016, 11:50:13 am

It was nice knowing you. RIP in peace.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on June 29, 2016, 03:38:58 pm
Only 54 posts. They left us so young
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on June 29, 2016, 07:06:19 pm
Moral relativism aside, these people piss me off for the same reason that the libertarians who think Ayn Rand is some sort of great teacher who pulled away the shroud that is the social contract and revealed the world to be some sort of Hobbesian nightmare wherein one is only allowed to have what they are capable of holding on to. It strikes a nerve because it seems that everyone who clings to this seem to be the first people who would be totally fucked, were the world truly like that. Because they are too lazy to really succeed in such a society. And the only reason that they dare even trying this shit is because they know that more than likely the worst that will happen to them is probation. I doubt that they would even try, were the world the way that they seem to think it should be, because they would just get dead the first time they got caught.
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Post by: John Toast on June 29, 2016, 08:22:29 pm
I once got taken aside by loss prevention at a Best Buy when I was 13. I had taken a CD and the liner notes out of it's jewel case and shoved them both in the cargo pockets of my shorts. I hadn't stolen it, in fact I had paid for it in full. I just needed to sneak it past my parents when they picked me up. I was not allowed to listen to Korn.

Anyways, good episode. These people are stupid.
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Post by: Agent Coop Time! on June 29, 2016, 08:31:03 pm
Moral relativism aside, these people piss me off for the same reason that the libertarians who think Ayn Rand is some sort of great teacher who pulled away the shroud that is the social contract and revealed the world to be some sort of Hobbesian nightmare wherein one is only allowed to have what they are capable of holding on to. It strikes a nerve because it seems that everyone who clings to this seem to be the first people who would be totally fucked, were the world truly like that. Because they are too lazy to really succeed in such a society. And the only reason that they dare even trying this shit is because they know that more than likely the worst that will happen to them is probation. I doubt that they would even try, were the world the way that they seem to think it should be, because they would just get dead the first time they got caught.
Chupasaurus-Rex, June 29, 2016, 07:06:19 pm
Any excuse
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u6wODJuo7O4/Uo35OaRwsiI/AAAAAAAATA8/47FZD4tdX2Q/s1600/chin.jpg)
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on June 29, 2016, 09:53:20 pm
What is that from?
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Post by: Agent Coop Time! on June 29, 2016, 10:04:17 pm
What is that from?
Chupasaurus-Rex, June 29, 2016, 09:53:20 pm
Preacher
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on June 30, 2016, 06:20:08 pm
As enraging as the entire document was, there was something slightly satisfying about Hot Buttered's admission.

I remember being taught by my parents from a young age at drug stores and convenience stores to always let white people leave through the doors FIRST if there's only a small number of people coming and going, because people like Hot Buttered deliberately try to leave alongside random black people so the store security goes after THEM rather than the white pickpockets who actually set the alarm off. At least now there's proof of people actually admitting they do this and it isn't just anti-white propaganda BLM came up with to fuel arguments on Facebook or whatever.

In general, this document just further makes me question how it is that Reddit has this  image of being "mainstream" or "socially acceptable" in any manner, when the explicitly anti-social and reprehensible content allowed to pervade Reddit there is not only plainly visible, but even more thoroughly documented and easily accessible than it is on 4chan, which has the public perception of being the combined Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and Pinochet of the internet. 
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 30, 2016, 06:26:31 pm
I work in security and if you thought these people sounded pretty stupid in their reddit posts you wouldn't believe how stupid they sound while you're waiting for the police to arrive to take them away. I had one lady in a warehouse try and explain how it was her dude friend who had opened all five of her Frito bags and stuffed pink Beats headphones into each one then put them in her lunch pail. It's shitty that I work at places where I have to go through peoples food to make sure they aren't stealing from their employer but it's even more shitty that people still try and sneak stuff out in their lunch boxes.

Unrelated question for Lemon: You guys have been churning these out frequently lately, and I love it, but are you sure you're not going to burn out?
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 30, 2016, 07:07:22 pm
I work in security and if you thought these people sounded pretty stupid in their reddit posts you wouldn't believe how stupid they sound while you're waiting for the police to arrive to take them away. I had one lady in a warehouse try and explain how it was her dude friend who had opened all five of here Frito bags and stuffed pink Beats headphones into each one then put them in here lunch pail. It's shitty that I work at places where I have to go through peoples food to make sure they aren't stealing from their employer but it's even more shitty that people still try and sneak stuff out in their lunch boxes.

Unrelated question for Lemon: You guys have been churning these out frequently lately, and I love it, but are you sure you're not going to burn out?
Jackal Flapnasty, June 30, 2016, 06:26:31 pm
your story reminded me of one a friend who work at a phone repair warehouse told me. They have a ridiculous security system so people can't steal a dozen iPhones or whatever, but the last thief they caught had the trick of bringing a sandwich to work every day and taking home an Android between two slices of bread at the end of the day. Now their lunch boxes get XRay scanned.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 30, 2016, 07:18:42 pm
your story reminded me of one a friend who work at a phone repair warehouse told me. They have a ridiculous security system so people can't steal a dozen iPhones or whatever, but the last thief they caught had the trick of bringing a sandwich to work every day and taking home an Android between two slices of bread at the end of the day. Now their lunch boxes get XRay scanned.
chai tea latte, June 30, 2016, 07:07:22 pm

Yeah there was a time when we had to crack down on people bringing food back out from work. If you didn't finish your lunch we would have to throw it out. One officer got in trouble for eating someone's lunch in front of them. Even after this was in effect someone tried to sneak out some lunchables (yes an adult man had lunchables) and one of the guards noticed it weighed several pounds more than your average lunchable, so she pulled back the sellotape that was used to seal it back up and in each of the compartments was electronics, the bulk of which were three or four Garmins stacked in the slot for cracker sandwiches. Guy took off on foot and the police picked him up at his mom's house a few days later, and someone drew a mustache on the photo we had of him in the security office.

So yeah, the majority of people who steal shit are complete idiots, but to their benefit security guards and "LPs" can be idiots too.
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Post by: LINDA on July 03, 2016, 01:38:04 pm
Shout out to Rockford, Illinois
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 03, 2016, 02:31:02 pm
Shout out to Rockford, Illinois
LINDA, July 03, 2016, 01:38:04 pm

I had my first gun pulled on me in Rockford when I was twelve.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: dractivisionary on July 06, 2016, 09:33:55 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
ALL INVISIBLE SHERMAN TANK LEAGUE, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm
idk wasnt there a "lift like theres no lets play" joke somewhere?
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Post by: Lemon on July 06, 2016, 11:31:58 pm
Yesterday, Squiddy made some cajun chicken with a pan sauce that she got for free with a coupon.

As we ate, I was mentally planning for the end of the meal, when I would get up from the table and scream "Thanks for the free chicken!" before leaving.

Then a storm knocked out the power and I forgot about it.
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Post by: squiddy on July 07, 2016, 01:20:48 pm
Yesterday, Squiddy made some cajun chicken with a pan sauce that she got for free with a coupon.

As we ate, I was mentally planning for the end of the meal, when I would get up from the table and scream "Thanks for the free chicken!" before leaving.

Then a storm knocked out the power and I forgot about it.
Lemon, July 06, 2016, 11:31:58 pm


That would have scared the crap out of me, for future reference.
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Post by: Bunnybread on July 07, 2016, 02:13:04 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
ALL INVISIBLE SHERMAN TANK LEAGUE, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm
idk wasnt there a "lift like theres no lets play" joke somewhere?
dractivisionary, July 06, 2016, 09:33:55 pm


I don't remember throwing in any Let's Play lines in there but I vaguely recall thinking up a bunch of LP substitute bullshit.  I haven't listened to the episode but did any of the following make the cut?

Long Penis
LARP Practice
Loud Pussy
Lame Puns

You see... sometimes I drink during recordings.... so that I may forget what the recordings were about.  It's the best, and most reliable, defense mechanism I have.
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Post by: eldritchhat on July 07, 2016, 03:05:18 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
ALL INVISIBLE SHERMAN TANK LEAGUE, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm
idk wasnt there a "lift like theres no lets play" joke somewhere?
dractivisionary, July 06, 2016, 09:33:55 pm


I don't remember throwing in any Let's Play lines in there but I vaguely recall thinking up a bunch of LP substitute bullshit.  I haven't listened to the episode but did any of the following make the cut?

Long Penis
LARP Practice
Loud Pussy
Lame Puns

You see... sometimes I drink during recordings.... so that I may forget what the recordings were about.  It's the best, and most reliable, defense mechanism I have.
Bunnybread, July 07, 2016, 02:13:04 pm
You had "Lift like there's no Longer Penises" (which I remember 'cause I laughed so much) but I don't remember any of the others.

Also, I think I heard STOG say "Let's Play," but it was hidden by someone else reading.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on July 07, 2016, 05:38:04 pm
You see... sometimes I drink during recordings....
Bunnybread, July 07, 2016, 02:13:04 pm

Understatement of the year, right here.
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Post by: jack chick on July 07, 2016, 05:51:45 pm
You see... sometimes I drink during recordings....
Bunnybread, July 07, 2016, 02:13:04 pm

Understatement of the year, right here.
H.P. Boozenstein, July 07, 2016, 05:38:04 pm

sometimes he drinks when he isn't recording!
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Post by: Yavuz on July 07, 2016, 05:59:57 pm
I kept waiting for someone to say "Let's Play" for LP but it didn't happen, presumably because Portaxx wasn't there.
ALL INVISIBLE SHERMAN TANK LEAGUE, June 25, 2016, 02:05:06 pm
idk wasnt there a "lift like theres no lets play" joke somewhere?
dractivisionary, July 06, 2016, 09:33:55 pm


I don't remember throwing in any Let's Play lines in there but I vaguely recall thinking up a bunch of LP substitute bullshit.  I haven't listened to the episode but did any of the following make the cut?

Long Penis
LARP Practice
Loud Pussy
Lame Puns

You see... sometimes I drink during recordings.... so that I may forget what the recordings were about.  It's the best, and most reliable, defense mechanism I have.
Bunnybread, July 07, 2016, 02:13:04 pm

I'm pretty sure Loud Pussy made it (and might be the name of a band, too).
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Post by: Gyro on July 07, 2016, 06:05:54 pm
Shout out to Rockford, Illinois
LINDA, July 03, 2016, 01:38:04 pm

I had my first gun pulled on me in Rockford when I was twelve.
FattyBoBatty, July 03, 2016, 02:31:02 pm

I've been to Rockford because a friend of mine worked there.

Surprisingly, nobody pulled a gun on me!
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: LaserSeusan on July 08, 2016, 01:36:34 am
Shout out to Rockford, Illinois
LINDA, July 03, 2016, 01:38:04 pm

I had my first gun pulled on me in Rockford when I was twelve.
FattyBoBatty, July 03, 2016, 02:31:02 pm

I've been to Rockford because a friend of mine worked there.

Surprisingly, nobody pulled a gun on me!
Gyro, July 07, 2016, 06:05:54 pm

Nice try, we know it was because you were the one pulling it on people.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Yavuz on March 21, 2018, 02:24:40 pm
UPDATE!

(https://i.imgur.com/H1RFv8v.png)
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 21, 2018, 04:04:38 pm
I like how FPlus doubles not only as atrocity tourism, but atrocity archives. Go back to a simpler time when Reddit was full of shoplifters and listen in.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Spooks on March 21, 2018, 04:34:00 pm
I like how FPlus doubles not only as atrocity tourism, but atrocity archives. Go back to a simpler time when Reddit was full of shoplifters and listen in.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 21, 2018, 04:04:38 pm

No, F+, you are the Reddit shrine to acknowledge these people's message board online status, ur my hero, LMFAO
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: KingKalamari on March 21, 2018, 08:45:23 pm
UPDATE!

(https://i.imgur.com/H1RFv8v.png)
Yavuz Sultan Selim, March 21, 2018, 02:24:40 pm

Oh no! Somebody stole their subreddit!
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Yavuz on March 21, 2018, 11:41:36 pm
I like how FPlus doubles not only as atrocity tourism, but atrocity archives. Go back to a simpler time when Reddit was full of shoplifters and listen in.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 21, 2018, 04:04:38 pm

While doing research for an RP character, I discovered that one of the websites that appeared in the San Francisco episode, nouveauraw.com, has become a paywall site, with most of the recipes only available to subscribers. I'm not sure if that's more or less of a loss to the world than Reddit banning r/shoplifting.
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Yavuz on July 25, 2018, 08:40:35 am
https://twitter.com/dracomallfoys/status/1021650922081067008
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: Wrought on July 25, 2018, 10:07:58 am
"haha be gay do crimes *throws brick through window*"

"That was the window of a cat rescue shelter"

"shut the fuck up i'm destroying capitalism *buys sneakers and sets them on fire*"
Title: Episode 217: Steal This Episode
Post by: birdie on May 07, 2019, 12:13:30 am
rollin thru the archives adding chapters and nearly killed by the thought of young lemon failing to shoplift magic cards
rip me