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Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Lemon on August 04, 2017, 12:47:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9nD7ko4.jpg?1)
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 04, 2017, 01:52:11 pm
Of course Jimmyfranks is in this episode.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Please And Thanks on August 04, 2017, 02:12:12 pm
going to drink myself to sleep with my ex wife's vagina beer tonight
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 04, 2017, 02:31:04 pm
A vagina recipe Patreon and an IndieGoGo campaign for vagina beer? This sounds like a job for the "please give me money for my stupid idea" and "witness the death of shame and reason" tags!

Also "soul destroying", "insanity", and "hopelessly broken".

EDIT: And "piss" and "placentophagy". I have to go sick now.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: A Meat on August 04, 2017, 02:31:37 pm
Do they just mix the placenta raw into the smoothie? Or is it also the human jerky powder like it is in later recipes
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on August 04, 2017, 02:36:03 pm
Placenta pemmican.
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Post by: Ambious on August 04, 2017, 02:43:40 pm
Wow, hearing Lemon yell "GROSS" after this many years has got to be a new record.
Well done!
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 04, 2017, 02:51:49 pm
And now we're into "misguided DIY". This episode truly has it all.
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Post by: Mique on August 04, 2017, 04:12:21 pm
Yep.
This completely got rid of my hunger and my libido.

The F Plus has brought me one step closer to true enlightenment.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Mix on August 04, 2017, 08:57:54 pm
There was stuff that didn't make it into this doc, by the way. I just want you to appreciate that: this couldve been worse.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 04, 2017, 09:04:04 pm
There was stuff that didn't make it into this doc, by the way. I just want you to appreciate that: this couldve been worse.
Mix, August 04, 2017, 08:57:54 pm

There was butt stuff, wasn't there?
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Mix on August 04, 2017, 09:15:43 pm
There was stuff that didn't make it into this doc, by the way. I just want you to appreciate that: this couldve been worse.
Mix, August 04, 2017, 08:57:54 pm

There was butt stuff, wasn't there?
The Benedictine Monks of Sherman Tank, August 04, 2017, 09:04:04 pm

okay, no, google incognito only gets you so far.
god,
no.
besides, jenkem already has been covered before.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: KingKalamari on August 04, 2017, 10:05:39 pm
Jesus, Jimmyfranks and Ironicus were on fire this episode
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Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on August 04, 2017, 10:13:10 pm
Every time Ironicus starts talking I assume it's STOG's dad or something.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Mique on August 04, 2017, 10:23:04 pm
I had to pause this episode and then finish my bottle of rum and grab my emergency bottle of rum.

Thankfully, I don't need to get an emergency emergency bottle of rum because it's done now. I still have almost 1/3 a bottle of rum left too. Yaaay.

Semen is gross. So are placentas and breast milk. When can I trade in my flesh body for a cytran robot body? (Too drunk to find out how that was spelled. I'm assuming that was right.)
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on August 04, 2017, 11:06:49 pm
Ah yes, placenta lasagna. Or as the Katering show puts it, plasagna.

Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Chaymie on August 05, 2017, 04:57:22 am

Thanks retsupurae and f plus for ruining beer.

Also that model probably doesn't exist considering how close that woman's last name is to "bread loaf"
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Cleretic on August 05, 2017, 08:25:24 am
The fact that of all things, a niche tabletop game like Night Witches came up on Ironicus' second episode is crazy chance.

Also, this is the only episode to make my gag reflex kick in. I wasn't even eating or drinking, and I was still gagging at some of this.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Malten on August 05, 2017, 09:30:34 am
From every podcast I've listened to, I don't think I've ever experienced a more visceral reaction than the one that vaginal yeast sourdough encited.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 05, 2017, 04:51:35 pm
I hope that Lemon and Squiddy remembered to make dinner for the kid before recording this one.
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Post by: Isfahan on August 05, 2017, 06:09:01 pm
Ah yes, placenta lasagna. Or as the Katering show puts it, plasagna.

Sanguinary Novel, August 04, 2017, 11:06:49 pm

I haven't watched the video (nor will I ever), but based on the preview image alone I can guess who the placenta baker was and who the unsuspecting guest host was.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on August 05, 2017, 07:35:01 pm
Ah yes, placenta lasagna. Or as the Katering show puts it, plasagna.

Sanguinary Novel, August 04, 2017, 11:06:49 pm

I haven't watched the video (nor will I ever), but based on the preview image alone I can guess who the placenta baker was and who the unsuspecting guest host was.
Isfahan, August 05, 2017, 06:09:01 pm
It's actually a pretty good comedy show, depending on your tolerance for Australian accents.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Spacebat on August 05, 2017, 07:36:34 pm
Can you have your placenta and eat it, too?
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on August 05, 2017, 07:55:40 pm
I was doing some work around the house, listening through headphones. I reached a little too far and accidentally unplugged. It took me a few minutes to plug back in.

Well done. This is grade A gross.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: kalensc on August 05, 2017, 10:38:06 pm
For best results, rather than using traditional grease, coat your bundt pan with KY jelly!
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Post by: Chaymie on August 06, 2017, 11:42:58 am
The other day, when I thought I missed recipe episodes, I didn't exactly have this in mind.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 06, 2017, 10:28:24 pm
Don't fucking eat placenta. (https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/06/cdc-warns-against-eating-placenta-in-case-you-needed-another-reason/)
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 07, 2017, 01:39:50 am
This episode was almost as gross as the cuddle episode.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Shell Game on August 07, 2017, 09:06:15 am
Good morning ballpit! Time for my Monday morning routine. I like to start my week listening to all the new episodes of podcasts I follow. Helps set the tone for my week. Lots of them this week, but I always start with The F Plus.

So, let's see what my week is gonna be like...
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on August 07, 2017, 09:16:15 am
Good morning ballpit! Time for my Monday morning routine. I like to start my week listening to all the new episodes of podcasts I follow. Helps set the tone for my week. Lots of them this week, but I always start with The F Plus.

So, let's see what my week is gonna be like...
Shell Game, August 07, 2017, 09:06:15 am

Your week is going to be incredibly gross, but hilarious in a depressing way. So, like every other week in 2017.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 07, 2017, 09:16:39 am
Good morning ballpit! Time for my Monday morning routine. I like to start my week listening to all the new episodes of podcasts I follow. Helps set the tone for my week. Lots of them this week, but I always start with The F Plus.

So, let's see what my week is gonna be like...
Shell Game, August 07, 2017, 09:06:15 am

RIP in peace, Shell Game.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Megacrex inepta on August 10, 2017, 08:29:11 pm
Ah yes, placenta lasagna. Or as the Katering show puts it, plasagna.

Sanguinary Novel, August 04, 2017, 11:06:49 pm

was definitely coming here to post this. the katering show gave me new hope for australian comedy
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Gyro on August 11, 2017, 11:22:13 am
From every podcast I've listened to, I don't think I've ever experienced a more visceral reaction than the one that vaginal yeast sourdough encited.
Malten, August 05, 2017, 09:30:34 am

Yeah I know at the end they said the grossest fluid is cum but, well... I don't know if gonad yeast counts as a fluid? But if it is, HOLY FUCK it's the grossest by far. [yuck]
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Down10 on August 11, 2017, 12:53:50 pm
Much like the dickbugs episode, every time the subject started to go into great detail of their practice, my mind started to drift away from the subject matter. Almost as a reflex, in order for me to not be repulsed to the point of nausea.

This is how I imagine surgeons are able to cut open bodies and operate on them without flipping out and barfing in their masks.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Knitting Machine on August 11, 2017, 02:05:16 pm
I was fine all the way until the last segment. I think I learned something about myself today.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Dirk Dammit on August 12, 2017, 07:13:42 pm
I need to stop falling asleep to the F Plus I've been getting really weird dreams recently.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Breakfast on August 16, 2017, 10:39:29 pm
I really thought this episode was going to be mostly piss and cum. Boy howdy was I wrong!
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on August 17, 2017, 02:14:39 am
I really thought this episode was going to be mostly piss and cum. Boy howdy was I wrong!
Breakfast, August 16, 2017, 10:39:29 pm

I think I have this thought about every other episode:

"How did they end up here?"
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: I Liked That Joke on August 17, 2017, 12:38:59 pm
Usually these kinds of episodes are a hard listen, but everyone had so much fun that it felt light until the end. Hearing people describe photos of cumtinis was ruff stough.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Mix on August 17, 2017, 11:48:41 pm
I didn't know about this when making this doc but if I had it'd be in it for sure: a fucking cocktail with a mummified human toe in it???????? (https://quarterly.camposanto.com/whats-it-like-to-drink-a-human-toe-62ad041b8f41)

WHAT IN THE FUCK
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 15, 2018, 07:53:33 pm
I'm listening to this again, because, you know, gotta listen to something while making dinner, and please put Squiddy in more episodes.
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Post by: Neal on March 16, 2018, 07:05:01 pm
I was telling a friend about the vaginal beer, and she responded, "The worst part is Pappy Van Wrinkle was right on the table."
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 21, 2018, 09:17:57 pm
I may or may not have informed Patton Oswalt of this podcast's existence by linking this episode on Twitter.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Mix on March 18, 2019, 09:44:05 pm
https://www.designboom.com/technology/open-meals-3d-printed-sushi-based-on-customers-saliva-and-urine-03-15-2019/

yum yum
(i know its not made WITH their body cultures, but taking a sample of them to 3d print sushi based off of the readings is still...quite a thing that is happening, apparently)
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 19, 2019, 01:31:52 am
Burn Down Silicon Valley
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Frank West on March 19, 2019, 08:48:00 am
(i know its not made WITH their body cultures, but taking a sample of them to 3d print sushi based off of the readings is still...quite a thing that is happening, apparently)
Mix, March 18, 2019, 09:44:05 pm

Oh, it's DEFINITELY not a thing that is actually happening. There's several steps in this that are impossible. The "brains" behind this probably think that if they want it really really hard, they can make it happen, and will eventually blame other people for not believing in their impossible dumb idea enough.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2019, 10:07:55 am
Is there tech that lets you 3d print something edible yet? because I doubt that we can 3d blue fin tuna at this point in time, to say the least
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Frank West on March 19, 2019, 02:20:55 pm
I mean, there's definitely things where you could put in like, rice, or jelly, or bread or w/e and it would print the food out into a shape. That's what a 3d printer would do with food and I guess it's possible! But 3d printers don't create new matter, it's not like it's the food replicator from star trek. Even if we had that, we wouldn't call it a 3d printer!

It's continuously astounding to me how many people work in the "tech industry" to whom technology is basically magic. I can only assume that it's so easy to use technology these days without knowing how it works that lots of rich idiots just....don't learn.
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Post by: Neal on March 19, 2019, 03:12:13 pm
Is there tech that lets you 3d print something edible yet? because I doubt that we can 3d blue fin tuna at this point in time, to say the least
A Meat, March 19, 2019, 10:07:55 am

Yeah, like Frank said, there are machines that work like standard 3d printers, but they extrude food-based substances instead of plastic. It's kind of like using a Play-Doh kitchen but you're actually supposed to eat what you make. There've been "food printers" since the Foodini was created in 2014, and BeeHex created a "pizza printer" intended for use by NASA crews on the ISS.
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2019, 03:15:58 pm
I was asking if anybody actually did the dumb thing of making playdoh things but for food homogenate, but also if some crazy person was doing practical and late stage research on how to grow synthetic tissue in a lab, for the purposes of eating
Title: 259: Eat Me Drink Me
Post by: Neal on March 19, 2019, 04:31:06 pm
I was asking if anybody actually did the dumb thing of making playdoh things but for food homogenate, but also if some crazy person was doing practical and late stage research on how to grow synthetic tissue in a lab, for the purposes of eating
A Meat, March 19, 2019, 03:15:58 pm

Yeah, that's happening too. https://www.cnet.com/news/lab-grown-cultured-clean-meat-tasting-the-chicken-of-the-future-just-inc/