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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Hux on June 16, 2018, 11:46:54 pm

Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on June 16, 2018, 11:46:54 pm
do it you cowards
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 17, 2018, 12:38:42 am
Cal, black

im pretty sure that my email is adjacent enough to this that you get my name anyway
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on June 17, 2018, 12:39:59 am
My name is Dan, and I'm here to say
I like cerulean in a major way!
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2018, 12:40:30 am
Shell, orange.

That's all you're getting. Fuck you. Use Michelle.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 17, 2018, 05:54:40 am
Vincent, green
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: AgentCoop on June 17, 2018, 07:45:23 am
Rory, all about that turquoise
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: eldritchhat on June 17, 2018, 08:11:37 am
Kara, Red
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Wrought on June 17, 2018, 10:58:51 am
Sam, Purple
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: krytton on June 17, 2018, 11:15:41 am
purple

i dont have a name on account of being a ghost
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 17, 2018, 02:36:47 pm
Seth, Deep Purple
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Sovereign on June 17, 2018, 02:47:06 pm
Antonio, red
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: I Liked That Joke on June 17, 2018, 03:34:47 pm
Trevor, Green
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Kaleidoscope on June 17, 2018, 04:39:50 pm
Nicole, orange.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 17, 2018, 05:05:54 pm
Just take my social security number already - 248-11-9233 enjoy that debt mother fucker
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: junior associate faguar on June 17, 2018, 05:32:00 pm
Alexis, pink.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: bubbleuj on June 17, 2018, 05:50:44 pm
Shivangi. I like purple.

Just fuck my shit up fam
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 17, 2018, 06:44:45 pm
Andy. Orange.
Bring on the pain.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 17, 2018, 07:24:28 pm
Jeremy Orange
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: sambair on June 17, 2018, 08:11:44 pm
Sam, blue.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on June 18, 2018, 03:56:06 am
Cal, black

im pretty sure that my email is adjacent enough to this that you get my name anyway
GirlKisser420, June 17, 2018, 12:38:42 am
lucky you, cal! you get a fairly innocuous kink to do with as you please.
Fangs / Sharp Teeth 
Expresses an interest in having or playing with a character that has sharp pointed fangs and/or teeth.


My name is Dan, and I'm here to say
I like cerulean in a major way!
Sham bam bamina!, June 17, 2018, 12:39:59 am
i have some news for dan today
he wears diapers, hip hip hooray!
Diapers
A situation in which at least one character will wear a diaper. May imply "soiling usage" of the diaper, but not necessarily. Often related with ageplay or infantilism, but sometimes in conjunction with humiliation.


Shell, orange.

That's all you're getting. Fuck you. Use Michelle.
Shell Game, June 17, 2018, 12:40:30 am
fish lay eggs, right? pretty sure they do.
Oviposition 
Engaging in an RP in which at least one character will lay eggs through an orifice.


Vincent, green
Vinny Possum, June 17, 2018, 05:54:40 am
possums usually only play dead, so would it still count? since this is your kink now, please let me know.
Necrophilia
The act of having sex with a dead, or otherwise unconscious or inanimate, character that was once alive, or, theoretically, receiving such actions.


Rory, all about that turquoise
AgentCoop, June 17, 2018, 07:45:23 am
a good choice. you are one of the lucky ones.
Strip Tease
The act of dramatically removing clothing or watching a participant do such, typically as a form of seduction.


Kara, Red
eldritchhat, June 17, 2018, 08:11:37 am
this one might be a little weird, but lucky for you i happen to have just the place for you to find like-minded individuals: https://vampirepassions.com/ (https://vampirepassions.com/)
Bloodplay
Pertains to the inclusion of blood or the retrieval of blood in any form in a sexual context, or engaging in acts which will draw blood.


Sam, Purple
Wrought, June 17, 2018, 10:58:51 am
you get this one because it's making me laugh.
Felching
The act of orally sucking semen out of a partner's anus or vagina.


purple

i dont have a name on account of being a ghost
krytton, June 17, 2018, 11:15:41 am
you have no name, therefore you have no limbs. sorry.
Nullification
The removal / amputation of any body part.


Seth, Deep Purple
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, June 17, 2018, 02:36:47 pm
i bet you think you're real slick, using words like "deep" to describe your favorite color. do you think you're better than the previous two people who also like purple just because you threw an adjective in there? huh?!? you make me sick, seth.
Scat Torture
The act of using fecal matter or the act of expelling fecal matter to abuse another character who is unwilling or uninterested in taking part in such actions, or being the recipient of such.


Antonio, red
Sovereign, June 17, 2018, 02:47:06 pm
are you really the only one that posted with colored text? wow. i thought of giving you a normal kink as a reward but i think i'll keep things spicy.
Wound Fucking
Inserting one’s cock into a wound, either preexisting or freshly made, in order to engage in intercourse.


Trevor, Green
I Liked That Joke, June 17, 2018, 03:34:47 pm
i knew a fat kid named trevor when i was in 3rd grade. he was kind of a dick. you're probably cool, so don't take this personally.
Weight Loss
The act of losing of weight through various means, or engaging in an RP in which a character does such.May be done realistically, unrealistically, through starvation, work out, through magical / scifi effects, or a variety of other methods.


Nicole, orange.
Kaleidoscope, June 17, 2018, 04:39:50 pm
hotdogs are orange. kind of.
Hotdogging
The act of placing a penis between the ass cheeks and pressing them against it, sliding it between them in order to reach sexual satisfaction.


Just take my social security number already - 248-11-9233 enjoy that debt mother fucker
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 17, 2018, 05:05:54 pm
if you're in debt, i can help you out.
Prostitution
Engaging in an RP in which at least one player's character is a prostitute, or involves a prostitute; a person who receives money for sex.


Alexis, pink.
junior associate faguar, June 17, 2018, 05:32:00 pm
i can't decide if this one is weird or not. congratulations on getting a confusing yet not necessarily repulsive kink.
Tickling
The act of tickling and / or being tickled in a sexual context of an RP; or, receiving sexual stimulation from such.


Shivangi. I like purple.

Just fuck my shit up fam
bubbleuj, June 17, 2018, 05:50:44 pm
i gotchu fam
Shaving
Engaging in the removal of fur / hair from a participant in an RP by the means of shaving.


Andy. Orange.
Bring on the pain.
Ragnarok Boobies, June 17, 2018, 06:44:45 pm
you're ambitious and ready to face anything, andy. i like that. now, to put that to the test:
Nonsexual Torture
The act of causing or receiving extended scenes of pain due to acts that are not of a sexual nature, or giving or being the recipient of psychological abuse for extended periods of time or at a great degree of intensity.


Jeremy Orange
Jackal Flapnasty, June 17, 2018, 07:24:28 pm
WAX ON YA DICK WAX ON YA DICK
Wax Play
The act of using wax, typically hot candle wax, as a form of sexual stimulation and / or torture, or receiving such actions.


Sam, blue.
sambair, June 17, 2018, 08:11:44 pm
if your face ever turns your favorite color while practicing your new kink, please stop and seek medical attention.
Breath Control
A situation in which at least one character will have physical control over the breathing habits of another character, often by either intermittent choking and / or due to the penetration of the throat.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Bodark on June 18, 2018, 06:02:08 am
Arty, teal
Fuck me up, Scotty!
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: eldritchhat on June 18, 2018, 08:22:16 am
Kara, Red
eldritchhat, June 17, 2018, 08:11:37 am
this one might be a little weird, but lucky for you i happen to have just the place for you to find like-minded individuals: https://vampirepassions.com/ (https://vampirepassions.com/)
Bloodplay
Pertains to the inclusion of blood or the retrieval of blood in any form in a sexual context, or engaging in acts which will draw blood.

Hux, June 18, 2018, 03:56:06 am

What a ripoff, I thought you were gonna give me a new fetish
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on June 18, 2018, 12:01:51 pm
being the recipient of psychological abuse for extended periods of time or at a great degree of intensity.[/u]
Hux, June 18, 2018, 03:56:06 am
I'm not going back to any of my old jobs and you can't make me
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Corn Syrup on June 18, 2018, 01:23:57 pm
Sam, Green.

(TIL there are a disproportionate number of people on here who go by Sam)
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 18, 2018, 02:02:18 pm
someone let me lay an egg on them
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 18, 2018, 02:14:51 pm
someone let me lay an egg on them
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:02:18 pm

As long as you pay me
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 18, 2018, 02:41:42 pm
someone let me lay an egg on them
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:02:18 pm

As long as you pay me
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 18, 2018, 02:14:51 pm
are they cheaper by the dozen?
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 18, 2018, 02:54:59 pm
someone let me lay an egg on them
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:02:18 pm

As long as you pay me
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 18, 2018, 02:14:51 pm
are they cheaper by the dozen?
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:41:42 pm

I am running a MasterBaker's Dozen special right now. Bulk discounts on twelve eggs and I throw in the thirteenth egg for free! I've been running the ad in Home and Gardens but you're the first to enquire.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 18, 2018, 03:10:04 pm
fuck.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 18, 2018, 03:34:15 pm
someone let me lay an egg on them
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:02:18 pm

As long as you pay me
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 18, 2018, 02:14:51 pm
are they cheaper by the dozen?
Shell Game, June 18, 2018, 02:41:42 pm

I am running a MasterBaker's Dozen special right now. Bulk discounts on twelve eggs and I throw in the thirteenth egg for free! I've been running the ad in Home and Gardens but you're the first to enquire.
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 18, 2018, 02:54:59 pm
awesome ok. i got my cinco myeggs ready to go, just give me a place and time. but do it in a private message so the good folks at home don't get too hot under the collar!
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Sovereign on June 18, 2018, 07:49:23 pm
are you really the only one that posted with colored text? wow. i thought of giving you a normal kink as a reward but i think i'll keep things spicy.
Wound Fucking
Inserting one’s cock into a wound, either preexisting or freshly made, in order to engage in intercourse.

Fantastic! I hope meetups.com has a lot of those
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 19, 2018, 12:27:51 am
Vincent, green
Vinny Possum, June 17, 2018, 05:54:40 am
possums usually only play dead, so would it still count? since this is your kink now, please let me know.
Necrophilia
The act of having sex with a dead, or otherwise unconscious or inanimate, character that was once alive, or, theoretically, receiving such actions.

Hux, June 18, 2018, 03:56:06 am
Hey there's a buncha posts I reanimated. They're still technically dead, so you might be in for a good time.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on June 19, 2018, 05:53:17 am
Gleech, slate or fuscha, whichever is more horrifying.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2018, 09:50:44 am
I'm still pretty sure this is an FBI honeypot, but I've already posted my true name on this forum before, so I suppose I'm already done for

Amit, blue
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on June 19, 2018, 12:28:28 pm
I'm still pretty sure this is an FBI honeypot, but I've already posted my true name on this forum before, so I suppose I'm already done for
A Meat, June 19, 2018, 09:50:44 am
Wouldn't it be a Shin Bet honeypot in your case?
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: A Meat on June 19, 2018, 03:04:31 pm
I'm still pretty sure this is an FBI honeypot, but I've already posted my true name on this forum before, so I suppose I'm already done for
A Meat, June 19, 2018, 09:50:44 am
Wouldn't it be a Shin Bet honeypot in your case?
Sham bam bamina!, June 19, 2018, 12:28:28 pm
nope, you forgot a letter, also I'm an american citizen, so I'm pretty sure the FBI can still be after me
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on June 19, 2018, 07:28:44 pm
Wikipedia fails me yet again.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 19, 2018, 07:30:09 pm
Wikipedia fails me yet again.
Sham bam bamina!, June 19, 2018, 07:28:44 pm
hey it's not always bad. i got plenty of useful info on you, Sham bam bmina!

and then there's me Shell Gam
(http://ianimal.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yaronskii-crab-payk2.jpg)
i got legs for days
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Mix on June 19, 2018, 08:03:50 pm
Mix, cyan.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: krytton on June 20, 2018, 04:43:22 am
you have no name, therefore you have no limbs. sorry.
Nullification
The removal / amputation of any body part.

Hux, June 18, 2018, 03:56:06 am

using text to speech to type this out right now and i never realised how powerfully erotic microsoft sams voice is
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on June 20, 2018, 10:07:31 am
Wilford, indigo because I didn't want to be the 5th person to say purple.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2018, 10:20:04 am
Wilford, indigo because I didn't want to be the 5th person to say purple.
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, June 20, 2018, 10:07:31 am
and because you were born with a special, magickal intuition
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on June 20, 2018, 09:39:36 pm
Wilford, indigo because I didn't want to be the 5th person to say purple.
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, June 20, 2018, 10:07:31 am
and because you were born with a special, magickal intuition
Shell Game, June 20, 2018, 10:20:04 am
Well yeah. That goes without saying. Witness the soul-piercing gaze of my avatar.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on June 22, 2018, 11:31:48 pm
Arty, teal
Fuck me up, Scotty!
Bodark, June 18, 2018, 06:02:08 am
not without protection!
Condoms
The use of condoms in any way; typically refers to a preference for the use of condoms during penetration, but may also refer to condom play, in which a condom (typically filled), is used as a sex toy; or, the filling of condoms with fluids, such as semen.

Sam, Green.

(TIL there are a disproportionate number of people on here who go by Sam)
H.P. Corn Syrup, June 18, 2018, 01:23:57 pm
fight to the death with the other sams. there can only be one. here, i'll make it enjoyable for you.
Fighting / Wrestling
The act of physically sparring, either with malice or more playfully, with another character in an RP; typically non-sexual, although sometimes with the intent to pin the bottom or submissive in order to penetrate them.


Gleech, slate or fuscha, whichever is more horrifying.
A Whirring, Bone-White Gleech, June 19, 2018, 05:53:17 am
the stark contrast between the two reminds me of a particular dynamic. congratulations, your indecisiveness has landed you:
Small Dom / Big Sub
Expresses an interest in the bottom / submissive character being physically larger than the top / dominant character in an RP; often implies the larger character is also physically stronger as well.


I'm still pretty sure this is an FBI honeypot, but I've already posted my true name on this forum before, so I suppose I'm already done for

Amit, blue

A Meat, June 19, 2018, 09:50:44 am
well lucky for you, there's nothing suspicious about cannibalism. i really doubt the fbi would care much if you started eating other people.
Cannibalism
The act of consuming same / similar species, usually of the humanoid variety and intelligent. Typically denotes realism and a character being realistically eaten.


Mix, cyan.
Mix, June 19, 2018, 08:03:50 pm
this one is a given.
Androgyny
Gender ambiguity in appearance. May also be found in fashion, voice, gender identity, sexual identity, or lifestyle.

Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on June 23, 2018, 04:55:34 pm
Wilford, indigo because I didn't want to be the 5th person to say purple.
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, June 20, 2018, 10:07:31 am
realized i didn't see this, oops. here, i'll make it so you'll forgive me.
Unintelligent Characters
Exhibits a preference for characters that exhibit below-average intelligence, often low enough to make them easy to manipulate; this includes everything from air-headed bimbos to large, animalistic brutes.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Spenny on June 24, 2018, 05:22:03 pm
Are you still taking applications? Nick, red.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Corn Syrup on June 27, 2018, 03:58:43 pm
Sam, Green.

(TIL there are a disproportionate number of people on here who go by Sam)
H.P. Corn Syrup, June 18, 2018, 01:23:57 pm
fight to the death with the other sams. there can only be one. here, i'll make it enjoyable for you.
Fighting / Wrestling
The act of physically sparring, either with malice or more playfully, with another character in an RP; typically non-sexual, although sometimes with the intent to pin the bottom or submissive in order to penetrate them.

Hux, June 22, 2018, 11:31:48 pm

"Lingerie does nothin' for me, but smacking bad guys makes me horny!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nX8_MhwxMk)
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on June 29, 2018, 11:15:04 pm
Are you still taking applications? Nick, red.
Spenny, June 24, 2018, 05:22:03 pm
i will not stop until every kink has been assigned.
that's right. these are the things i do for love.
Nursing
The act of feeding a character by having them suckle a lactating breast, or receiving such actions.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Tupocky on October 25, 2018, 01:17:12 pm
Paul, blue-grey.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Darkly on October 25, 2018, 01:54:54 pm
John, green.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: Hux on December 17, 2018, 11:16:16 pm
Paul, blue-grey.
i'm sorry this took so long, here's something not terrible to start it up again.
Intercrural Sex
A form of non-penetrative sex done by inserting a cock between one’s thighs in order to achieve orgasm.


John, green.
aren't you that dude that writes books for 13-year-old girls?
Underage Characters
A situation in which at least one character involved will be under the age of 18.
Title: Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink
Post by: floaty ghost on July 13, 2019, 03:45:00 pm
Matt and green.