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Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Lemon on February 03, 2019, 10:22:18 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Xsa0Drz.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/296)
Title: 396: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 03, 2019, 10:59:56 am
1) What if my favorite anime character's weapon isn't a sword?
2) Where's Tommy's reader credit?

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Title: 396: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Turtle on February 03, 2019, 11:01:56 am
396: SWORDS!!!

I like the method of bypassing the 300 problem but it seems shortsighted to accelerate the 400 problem.
Title: 396: SWORDS!!!
Post by: KingKalamari on February 03, 2019, 11:37:08 am

Tag suggestion: "Spaghetti Time"
Title: 396: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Ambious on February 03, 2019, 12:09:04 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/Xsa0Drz.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/296)
Lemon, February 03, 2019, 10:22:18 am

Perfect timing, saw this in the hopper the other day and was like "Oooh!"
Title: 396: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Lemon on February 03, 2019, 12:41:29 pm
396: SWORDS!!!
I like the method of bypassing the 300 problem but it seems shortsighted to accelerate the 400 problem.
Turtle, February 03, 2019, 11:01:56 am
Oops

Tag suggestion: "Spaghetti Time"
KingKalamari, February 03, 2019, 11:37:08 am
YES!
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Pavlova on February 03, 2019, 12:52:05 pm
BUDK: for those situations when you don't have enough metal fragments in your body already.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: spunkzilla69 on February 03, 2019, 01:20:21 pm
Great episode! For those who donít know, Ichigoís bankai sword: biiig olí fuckiní swastika on that thing.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Ambious on February 03, 2019, 01:33:33 pm
All the (other) anime nerds in the podcast make themselves known in this episode.
Also this goes really well with this very recent Dollop about truck nuts (http://thedollop.libsyn.com/360-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-phoenix).
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 03, 2019, 02:10:36 pm
I don't know what an Ichigo is.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: cat_examiner on February 03, 2019, 02:17:26 pm
I don't know what an Ichigo is.
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 03, 2019, 02:10:36 pm

its what you send your boy Braydyn with to cut the high grass and weeds with when that asshole Gary across the street calls ordinance enforcement down on you and Cooter is racing your riding mower and you cant get the push mower to start

just tell Braydyn that he's playing Ichigo and give him something from the grab bag
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spontificus on February 03, 2019, 04:15:26 pm
Man, this episode brings me back. I grew up in a small town in the deep south. It was my birthday and I was still young enough that my mom invited everybody in my class to the party. While I wasnít really expecting gifts, I recieved one from a nice boy who had a bit of a white-trashy upbringing.

I unwrapped the present to find an officially branded Spider-Man knife with a sheath styled like his suit plus a display stand that was made to look like Spider-Manís fist bursting through a wall clutching said knife and holster. I thanked the boy for the bizarre gift, handed the box to my mom and promptly  never saw it again.

I had assumed for the longest time that my mom had simply gotten rid of it because a knife was an inappropriate present for an elementary school-aged kid. I only recently learned that it was because she thought it looked like a statue of Spider-Manís fist jacking off his own dick wearing its own little penis-sized Spider-Man costume.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: cat_examiner on February 03, 2019, 04:27:52 pm
Man, this episode brings me back. I grew up in a small town in the deep south. It was my birthday and I was still young enough that my mom invited everybody in my class to the party. While I wasnít really expecting gifts, I recieved one from a nice boy who had a bit of a white-trashy upbringing.

I unwrapped the present to find an officially branded Spider-Man knife with a sheath styled like his suit plus a display stand that was made to look like Spider-Manís fist bursting through a wall clutching said knife and holster. I thanked the boy for the bizarre gift, handed the box to my mom and promptly  never saw it again.

I had assumed for the longest time that my mom had simply gotten rid of it because a knife was an inappropriate present for an elementary school-aged kid. I only recently learned that it was because she thought it looked like a statue of Spider-Manís fist jacking off his own dick wearing its own little penis-sized Spider-Man costume.
Spontificus, February 03, 2019, 04:15:26 pm

like this
 https://www.budk.com/Spiders-Fury-Tanto-Knife-14684
(https://i.imgur.com/oDn5QMh.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on February 03, 2019, 04:54:43 pm
Got to say it's amazing to find internet recipe style "I changed all the ingredients and fried it instead of baking it, five stars!" reviews for swords, of all things.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on February 03, 2019, 05:11:10 pm
Also, didn't you guys already do an episode on SissyKeys?
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spontificus on February 03, 2019, 06:18:42 pm
Man, this episode brings me back. I grew up in a small town in the deep south. It was my birthday and I was still young enough that my mom invited everybody in my class to the party. While I wasnít really expecting gifts, I recieved one from a nice boy who had a bit of a white-trashy upbringing.

I unwrapped the present to find an officially branded Spider-Man knife with a sheath styled like his suit plus a display stand that was made to look like Spider-Manís fist bursting through a wall clutching said knife and holster. I thanked the boy for the bizarre gift, handed the box to my mom and promptly  never saw it again.

I had assumed for the longest time that my mom had simply gotten rid of it because a knife was an inappropriate present for an elementary school-aged kid. I only recently learned that it was because she thought it looked like a statue of Spider-Manís fist jacking off his own dick wearing its own little penis-sized Spider-Man costume.
Spontificus, February 03, 2019, 04:15:26 pm

like this
 https://www.budk.com/Spiders-Fury-Tanto-Knife-14684
(https://i.imgur.com/oDn5QMh.jpg)
cat_examiner, February 03, 2019, 04:27:52 pm

That's it!
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 03, 2019, 09:36:38 pm
The word "RAW" didn't quite look how I pictured it, but only because they wimped out and made it black instead of red.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spontificus on February 04, 2019, 12:53:07 am
I completely missed the opportunity I had in my earlier posts to call the sheath for the Spider-Shlong a peter parker.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Corn Syrup on February 04, 2019, 03:23:13 am
Woah, I just caught up on the Budk thread over at SA a couple days ago. This is surreal. Now I'm really tempted to order one of those bug-out grab bags just to see how useless the stuff they put in it is.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2019, 07:52:30 am
correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you buy all these crap plastic swords off alibaba and save money
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2019, 08:02:26 am
correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you buy all these crap plastic swords off alibaba and save money
A Meat, February 04, 2019, 07:52:30 am

You aren't wrong, but they can't get the self-affirmation they need without buying it from an AARRGH MANLY MAN ALL-AMERICAN SURVIVALIST website.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 04, 2019, 09:17:01 am
This is great! It's like every Mall Ninja congregated on one website.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on February 04, 2019, 09:25:47 am
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (https://www.budk.com/Search.aspx?search=steampunk)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Oats on February 04, 2019, 09:30:28 am
This stuff reminds me of the everyday carry massdrop community, I'm pretty sure I've seen the grappling hook on there as well.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spacebat on February 04, 2019, 11:33:17 am
As a wildlife rehabilitator, vet medicine is some wild west bullshit. Fishmox is real, but you can buy a lot more than just that. One of the chemicals I see all the time is Dimethyl Sulfoxide, DMSO. It's an organic molecule that's exceedingly effective at penetrating tissues such as skin and taking other molecules with it. On it's own, it's pretty much harmless, but anything that gets mixed into DMSO will go right through your skin with it. Even contaminants from the air, or from other surfaces you touch. People put this stuff on animals with their bare hands, and some even swear by it as alternative medicine.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2019, 11:39:28 am
Isn't that the stuff that makes Rolling Rock stink?
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2019, 11:55:49 am
As a wildlife rehabilitator, vet medicine is some wild west bullshit. Fishmox is real, but you can buy a lot more than just that. One of the chemicals I see all the time is Dimethyl Sulfoxide, DMSO. It's an organic molecule that's exceedingly effective at penetrating tissues such as skin and taking other molecules with it. On it's own, it's pretty much harmless, but anything that gets mixed into DMSO will go right through your skin with it. Even contaminants from the air, or from other surfaces you touch. People put this stuff on animals with their bare hands, and some even swear by it as alternative medicine.
Spacebat, February 04, 2019, 11:33:17 am
You know, I was alarmed when I learned EDTA is not only used as alternative medicine but also as a preservative in foods (usually for good reasons!) and not just as a way to treat lead poisoning or just as a lab reagent, but this is beyond that. I'd love to hear more stuff like this
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spacebat on February 04, 2019, 11:56:22 am
Isn't that the stuff that makes Rolling Rock stink?
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 04, 2019, 11:39:28 am

That's dimethyl sulfide, which is present in both Rolling Rock, and your blood after putting DMSO on your skin. Using DMSO makes your breath smell like garlic or rotting cabbage because of elevated dimethyl sulfide in your blood, which ends up being secreted through your mouth and skin.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Spacebat on February 04, 2019, 12:30:20 pm
You know, I was alarmed when I learned EDTA is not only used as alternative medicine but also as a preservative in foods (usually for good reasons!) and not just as a way to treat lead poisoning or just as a lab reagent, but this is beyond that. I'd love to hear more stuff like this
A Meat, February 04, 2019, 11:55:49 am

Every farm supply store has a section where you can buy veterinary supplies. Scalpels, surgical instruments, syringes, needles, sleeves specifically for reaching into cow rectums, hooks and chains for dragging newborns out, and of course a standard array of medications that are strictly not for humans. The most expensive medications are usually locked in a cabinet, but everything else is probably just on a shelf.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Lemon on February 04, 2019, 12:35:25 pm
Petition to have BUDK use Cargo Shorts Guy to model all their products.

(https://thefpl.us/content/3-episode/335-296/cargo-shillelagh.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: THE CURSE OF THE WITCH OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB on February 04, 2019, 12:43:44 pm
How much of their 85,000 square foot warehouse do you think is occupied by lawyers who have to field calls from local law enforcement agencies
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 04, 2019, 12:58:16 pm
I want to point out that the steampunk skull sculpture has a name and an elaborate backstory

Voltaire M. Chemskul, Warden of the Vaporworks

His story is as follows: Undeniably brilliant but hopelessly mad, scientist/industrialist Volataire M. Chemskul spent his entire life toiling and tinkering amongst the blazing furnaces, steaming valves and grinding sprockets of his notorious alchemy lab - "the Vaporworks." Day after day he twisted dials, pulled levers and mixed various powders and potions - creating what? No one knew. Often he worked days on end without sleep, driven by a desperate fervor that went well beyond lunacy. Like a rabid dog he labored ceaselessly, locked inside the imposing gray walls of the Vaporworks - a veritable prison of his own design. Resting in the shadow of the Vaporworks is the tiny hamlet of Steamburg. For decades, the townspeople watched acrid steam clouds puff from the Vaporworks' towering smokestacks, yet no one ever witnessed a single soul enter or exit the hulking Vaporworks edifice. Unable to contain their curiosity and fearful suspicions any longer, the good citizens of Steamburg assembled a mob to investigate. When they finally infiltrated the Vaporworks' imposing frame, the party of inquisitors gasped in unified horror. Surely their eyes deceived them! For standing before them, beneath a giant, vapor-belching contraption comprised of gears, dials, vents and mazes of gleaming pipes, was none other than Volataire Chemskul - his skin and flesh conspicuously missing, yet still donning his signature gold goggles and gas mask. Following decades of exposure to hazardous vapor, Chemskul's soft tissue had indeed melted away, and his soot-stained gold gas mask and goggles had fused to his naked cranium. But Chemskul refused to submit to the reaper, and even in death his bony skeleton continues to toil away at the Steamburg Vaporworks, building a mystery that generation after generation of townspeople have yet to discern. Volataire has become a legend, with the fine people of Steamburg declaring him "Warden of the Vaporworks." Honor the legend while dressing up your home or office in a cool steampunk motif - bring home Volataire M. Chemskul today!

(https://i.imgur.com/EmR5PjJ.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 04, 2019, 01:03:01 pm
How much of their 85,000 square foot warehouse do you think is occupied by lawyers who have to field calls from local law enforcement agencies
SATAN MILKSHAKE, February 04, 2019, 12:43:44 pm

One very sweaty 8x10 cubicle.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2019, 01:17:01 pm
Petition to have BUDK use cargo shorts guy to model all their products.

(https://thefpl.us/content/3-episode/335-296/cargo-shillelagh.jpg)
Lemon, February 04, 2019, 12:35:25 pm

Finally, a task worthy of change.org.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Wrought on February 04, 2019, 02:29:21 pm
Does anyone know what item level the loot Voltaire M. Chemskull drops is?
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Neal on February 04, 2019, 02:31:23 pm
Every farm supply store has a section where you can buy veterinary supplies.
Spacebat, February 04, 2019, 12:30:20 pm

I learned that from Sam Perkins!
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: ikaribattousai on February 04, 2019, 03:46:26 pm
I remember when, back in elementary or middle school (mid to late nineties), there was this one weird kid I knew who always had and would flip through the physical BudK catalog, though back then there was less anime and more "sword from Highlander" or "Braveheart" and the thing the Klingons use to fight.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: cat_examiner on February 04, 2019, 04:55:20 pm
Does anyone know what item level the loot Voltaire M. Chemskull drops is?
Wrought, February 04, 2019, 02:29:21 pm

https://www.budk.com/Chakra-5080
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: LINDA on February 05, 2019, 01:36:02 pm
Compared to all the other nerds the fplus has covered, sword boys are downright charming
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: I Liked That Joke on February 05, 2019, 09:32:42 pm
I dunno, they seem a little too eager to use their sharp toys on human beings.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Jimmyfranks on February 06, 2019, 03:00:06 am
This was a fun episode.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2019, 07:00:37 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418936892747153408/542861968776626190/image0.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 07, 2019, 03:09:01 am
Found this elsewhere, it seems relevant somehow.

(https://i.imgur.com/sd6EXCP.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: A Meat on February 07, 2019, 05:43:43 am
Found this elsewhere, it seems relevant somehow.

(https://i.imgur.com/sd6EXCP.jpg)
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 07, 2019, 03:09:01 am
he's missing his tactical geta, those sneakers will get him laughed out of the gun-fu dojo
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Lumbermouth on February 07, 2019, 03:39:03 pm
Watched Scooter fuck up that pumpkin, was not disappointed.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Hux on February 07, 2019, 03:58:01 pm
(https://imgur.com/o5KXLzo.png)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Detective Popcorn on February 07, 2019, 05:56:45 pm
Found this elsewhere, it seems relevant somehow.

(https://i.imgur.com/sd6EXCP.jpg)
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 07, 2019, 03:09:01 am

Camo Kimono is an incredibly fun phrase to say
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Wrought on February 07, 2019, 06:00:59 pm
Found this elsewhere, it seems relevant somehow.

(https://i.imgur.com/sd6EXCP.jpg)
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 07, 2019, 03:09:01 am
Which Nioh boss is this
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Cheapskate on February 08, 2019, 07:16:11 am

Shouldnít it be red, gold, and green?Detective Popcorn link=topic=3074.msg126643#msg126643 date=1549583805

Camo Kimono is an incredibly fun phrase to say
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Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Hux on February 09, 2019, 02:18:18 am
Found this elsewhere, it seems relevant somehow.

(https://i.imgur.com/sd6EXCP.jpg)
SHERMAN TANKS!!!, February 07, 2019, 03:09:01 am
Which Nioh boss is this
Wrought, February 07, 2019, 06:00:59 pm
i bet this guy takes himself really, really seriously.
also, I JUST NOTICED THE FUCKING POM-POM ON HIS HEAD. as if he wasn't a chick magnet before. (he has the katana to fend off the dozens of horny women that try to tackle him to the ground when they see him.)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: sambair on February 09, 2019, 09:03:24 am
A while back, I read some advice that you shouldn't shave/line up the top of your beard if you aren't really sure of what you're doing, and I'm glad to see that advice still holds up.
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: A Meat on February 20, 2019, 02:15:48 pm
turns out you get sissy keys by pressing the cummies button too many times in a row
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Shigan on March 16, 2019, 05:07:40 pm
https://twitter.com/folkvillain/status/1104983470831472641?s=21
https://twitter.com/folkvillain/status/1104995760570019840?s=21
https://twitter.com/folkvillain/status/1106939473592532993?s=21
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 09, 2019, 10:07:05 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/OEVzviY.jpg)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: cat_examiner on August 23, 2019, 09:01:08 pm
(https://www.budk.com/images/Knifeaddict.jpg)

https://www.budk.com/top-ten-symptoms-that-you-have-a-knife-addiction (https://www.budk.com/top-ten-symptoms-that-you-have-a-knife-addiction)
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Wrought on August 24, 2019, 12:08:09 am
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A KNIFE ADDICTION WHEN
Title: 296: SWORDS!!!
Post by: Neal on August 27, 2019, 09:14:12 am
https://rfturtle.com/2014/06/13/comment-le-trouvez-vous/

(https://rfturtleknives.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/20140613-185553-68153020.jpg)

It has a smaller knife sheathed on the front (as part of the cross-body strap) as well.