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Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Lemon on July 30, 2019, 12:08:11 pm
(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/doctor-listening-her-own-heart-450w-113211358.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/306)
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Wrought on July 30, 2019, 12:30:13 pm
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: MasterOfHope on July 30, 2019, 12:36:20 pm
Nice to see 2 uploads in the same week
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: KingKalamari on July 30, 2019, 01:07:16 pm
So that one poster who was talking about nosebleeds being the new sign of lust has very obviously never watched a cartoon that wasn't anime.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: MasterOfHope on July 30, 2019, 01:30:41 pm
So that one poster who was talking about nosebleeds being the new sign of lust has very obviously never watched a cartoon that wasn't anime.
KingKalamari, July 30, 2019, 01:07:16 pm
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen nosebleeds mean that outside of anime and manga. What western media are they talking about
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Mix on July 30, 2019, 02:01:00 pm
its frankly impressive just how much of there shit there turned out to be
like, for context, there are like two other relatively active forums I found that I never even touched because I had that much to mine already
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: KingKalamari on July 30, 2019, 02:28:10 pm
So that one poster who was talking about nosebleeds being the new sign of lust has very obviously never watched a cartoon that wasn't anime.
KingKalamari, July 30, 2019, 01:07:16 pm
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen nosebleeds mean that outside of anime and manga. What western media are they talking about
MasterOfHope, July 30, 2019, 01:30:41 pm

The only western media I've ever seen that in is stuff that was deliberately trying to ape anime.

Another thing I noticed in this episode: While they were reading that one guy on the MLP forums I kept getting the distinct impression that he wasn't actually aroused by the sound of heartbeats, he just enjoyed them to an incredible degree. In the portion where he discussed why he didn't want to become a doctor he mentions that if he DID become a doctor he'd want to be a cardiologist or a pediatrician, with the latter being terrifying given his proclivity except he didn't seem to ascribe any sexual aspects to it.

We've seen some of these types before: These sort of asexual fetishists who are involved in fetish communities but who don't seem to actually take any sort of sexual enjoyment from the fetish. I remember when I was mining for the content on episode 88 (Dang, that's a flashback) I encountered a telling comment of someone saying how annoyed they were by the fact that people always put sex in their breast expansion spank stories because it "detracted from the expansion".

I legitimately think that these types don't actually get boners from the fetishes they're involved in, it's more just...fetish fandom. They don't actually get any sort of sexual satisfaction or arousal from their weird fetishes, they just like these things to a weird, all-consuming degree. This isn't true of every fetishist that comes up on the podcast (obviously), but it feels like there's at least a few of these types in almost every fetish episode...
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Cheapskate on July 30, 2019, 02:42:04 pm
Wham, bam, thank you Mola Ram
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on July 30, 2019, 02:53:19 pm
So, Crank is obviously the best movie for a cardiophile. Is Crank: High Voltage the worst because his heart is removed and replaced with a battery powered device, or does that make it more thrilling?
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Darkly on July 30, 2019, 03:01:18 pm
When you get your first boner while listening to the intro to Dark Side of the Moon, apparently.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shell Game on July 30, 2019, 03:32:57 pm
I can heartly wait to ear steth this one!
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Neal on July 30, 2019, 03:50:35 pm
So, Crank is obviously the best movie for a cardiophile. Is Crank: High Voltage the worst because his heart is removed and replaced with a battery powered device, or does that make it more thrilling?
Achilles' Heelies, July 30, 2019, 02:53:19 pm

That makes you a cardiophile/robofucker dual-class.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 30, 2019, 06:03:39 pm
Hell yeah clipsforsale is back
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank on July 30, 2019, 08:29:37 pm
OK, I've actually had thoracic surgery so I fully expect this episode to give me nightmares. Listening now, wish me luck!
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Wrought on July 30, 2019, 09:01:21 pm
I didn't post it for the other heart episode, so here:
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank on July 30, 2019, 09:12:25 pm
Because I'm probably never going to listen to this episode again, here's my tag suggestions: "clips4sale", "english as a second language", "fetishes", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "jeff foxworthy", "soul destroying", "useless tiny detail fetish"


EDIT: Oh good, "heart porn". I may literally pass out.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Wrought on July 30, 2019, 09:44:03 pm
Because I'm probably never going to listen to this episode again, here's my tag suggestions: "fetishes", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "jeff foxworthy", "soul destroying", "useless tiny detail fetish"


EDIT: Oh good, "heart porn". I may literally pass out.
Red Bull in my Sherman Tank, July 30, 2019, 09:12:25 pm
Sherman, please! Think of your heart!

i know i am
I always am
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank on July 30, 2019, 09:49:08 pm
Oh, and Nutshell? Here's the radio drama you were thinking of:

Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: KendrickLobstar on July 30, 2019, 09:51:49 pm
listening to this episode through my steth, and boy is it making my heart race
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank on July 30, 2019, 09:55:36 pm
Man, not one "owner of a lonely heart" joke.

C'mon!
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: A Meat on July 30, 2019, 10:44:44 pm
The extra credit episode was better, eat your heart out
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on July 31, 2019, 07:22:02 am
So that one poster who was talking about nosebleeds being the new sign of lust has very obviously never watched a cartoon that wasn't anime.KingKalamari, July 30, 2019, 01:07:16 pm
Anime was its breakthrough, and now it's in all animated media, just like lingering panty shots and kids running to school with toast in their mouths.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: KingKalamari on July 31, 2019, 08:31:36 am
Okay, so the podcast has now touched on quicksand fetishists, wet and messy fetishists, cardiophiles and we've had the occasional mention of people into asphyxiation. All we need is an episode about people who're sexually aroused by fire and we can summon Fetish Captain Planet...
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: A Meat on July 31, 2019, 08:35:35 am
Okay, so the podcast has now touched on quicksand fetishists, wet and messy fetishists, cardiophiles and we've had the occasional mention of people into asphyxiation. All we need is an episode about people who're sexually aroused by fire and we can summon Fetish Captain Planet...
KingKalamari, July 31, 2019, 08:31:36 am
I think farting counts as wind
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: izzy on July 31, 2019, 09:55:48 am
Wait, I could've monetized my open heart surgery for perverts? Fuck! BRB calling my surgeon to see if he still has video.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shell Game on July 31, 2019, 11:06:49 am
HOLD UP! Mix. You didn't give THEM a vivisection fetishist?! You ass! She was ace/aro you did that on PURPOSE! >:(

Anyway, that was fun! Really had a lot of...

Passion.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Pavlova on August 01, 2019, 01:47:57 am
Okay, so the podcast has now touched on quicksand fetishists, wet and messy fetishists, cardiophiles and we've had the occasional mention of people into asphyxiation. All we need is an episode about people who're sexually aroused by fire and we can summon Fetish Captain Planet...
KingKalamari, July 31, 2019, 08:31:36 am

Pyrophilia, if anyone's interested.

(Guess I'm going to try my hand at making a doc...)
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Wrought on August 01, 2019, 02:48:09 pm
Okay, so the podcast has now touched on quicksand fetishists, wet and messy fetishists, cardiophiles and we've had the occasional mention of people into asphyxiation. All we need is an episode about people who're sexually aroused by fire and we can summon Fetish Captain Planet...
KingKalamari, July 31, 2019, 08:31:36 am

Pyrophilia, if anyone's interested.

(Guess I'm going to try my hand at making a doc...)
Pavlova, August 01, 2019, 01:47:57 am
"I'm a firestarter! A dick-twisting firestarter!"
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: A Meat on August 01, 2019, 02:54:47 pm
Stick it in my arson, I'm so hot for you
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Spontificus on August 01, 2019, 04:01:20 pm
I'm beginning to think that this is the only forum on the internet without a shitty Jeff Foxworthy joke thread.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shigan on August 01, 2019, 05:56:06 pm
You know you’re an F Plus fan when...

You accidentally refer to ctrl+f as ”kumquatting” at work
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shell Game on August 01, 2019, 06:20:42 pm
Stop this. This is a crime.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shigan on August 01, 2019, 06:32:25 pm
When you drop your glass of water and mutter ”edit point” to yourself
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Victor Laszlo on August 02, 2019, 12:37:55 am
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/26xBAseX4Zpi46XiE/giphy.gif)
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Shell Game on August 02, 2019, 01:28:00 am
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/26xBAseX4Zpi46XiE/giphy.gif)
Victor Laszlo, August 02, 2019, 12:37:55 am
It's really quite heartless of them.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Salubrious Rex on August 02, 2019, 02:54:28 am
Oh boy, I sure did hate everything in this episode. Good episode.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Pavlova on August 04, 2019, 08:54:50 am
because of that (probably not true) fact every time I sleep on my left side now I think about the fplus so thnx y'all

unique marketing idea? perhaps!
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Neal on August 04, 2019, 03:53:54 pm
because of that (probably not true) fact every time I sleep on my left side now I think about the fplus so thnx y'all

unique marketing idea? perhaps!
Pavlova, August 04, 2019, 08:54:50 am

That has been happening to me too! Especially since I sleep on my left side more often than my right because otherwise my acid reflux is a lot worse.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: chai tea latte on August 04, 2019, 07:54:44 pm
Simply lmfao if you don't sleep on your back like an Egyptian mummy, with your arms folded over your chest and a dread curse imparted on any who disturb thy slumber. Simply lmao
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Wrought on August 04, 2019, 08:23:20 pm
Simply lmfao if you don't sleep on your back like an Egyptian mummy, with your arms folded over your chest and a dread curse imparted on any who disturb thy slumber. Simply lmao
chai tea latte, August 04, 2019, 07:54:44 pm
people really out here not storing their organs in canopic jars when they go to sleep
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: Neal on August 04, 2019, 08:39:38 pm
Simply lmfao if you don't sleep on your back like an Egyptian mummy, with your arms folded over your chest and a dread curse imparted on any who disturb thy slumber. Simply lmao
chai tea latte, August 04, 2019, 07:54:44 pm

Oh, trust me, if I get heartburn when I am trying to get to sleep, there are some dread curses being flung around.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: KendrickLobstar on August 05, 2019, 08:22:19 am
i went for a run earlier, and my heart was beating significantly harder than usual,

well folks, I reflexively looked around to make sure no one was looking at it sensually.  this episode has ruined my brain.
Title: 306: We ❤️ Hearts
Post by: AgentCoop on August 05, 2019, 09:06:23 am
Simply lmfao if you don't sleep on your back like an Egyptian mummy, with your arms folded over your chest and a dread curse imparted on any who disturb thy slumber. Simply lmao
chai tea latte, August 04, 2019, 07:54:44 pm
People ask why they never see me in the club, I Ask why i dont see them in the tomb of Ramses iii