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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: montrith on February 05, 2013, 12:25:23 pm

Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: montrith on February 05, 2013, 12:25:23 pm
And I have proof! This highly reliable scientific test says so.

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/what-is-your-otherkin-type-kintype-indicator-test

"You scored 41% on Human, higher than 72% of your peers."
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 05, 2013, 12:54:03 pm
76. How many phantom tails do you have?
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You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.
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Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on February 05, 2013, 01:09:01 pm
You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.

I don't know that it is possible to get 100% human.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: chai tea latte on February 05, 2013, 01:29:22 pm
Man, this thing is such a 'please validate me' test it hurts. Every new category is prefaced by a picture of what the questions are asking you about, so if you think you're a dragon you know to go 'oh, absolutely!' to those questions.

Or maybe I'm just bitter about only getting 77% human.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 05, 2013, 01:35:25 pm
Man, this thing is such a 'please validate me' test it hurts.
kal-elk, February 05, 2013, 01:29:22 pm
That kinda describes all online tests of this ilk.

Since I'm good with computers, I'm 46% robot.
I'm 26% faerie but only 6% elf. You'd figured there would be quite a bit of overlap there.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: montrith on February 05, 2013, 02:25:06 pm
The only reason I got so low on Human is because I answered "Unsure" to all questions about the quality of my soul, since I had no idea what the hell is the difference between "glowing", "dark" or "shadow" souls.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: fruit power on February 05, 2013, 02:26:00 pm
True or false. Your eyes could be described as glass like/are often mistaken for glass eyes.

Who does this happen to?

Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Isfahan on February 05, 2013, 02:28:48 pm
I'm pretty sure all eyes could be described as glasslike, so that question is true. I guess eyeless people would choose false, even though the question assumes the presence of eyes. Man, this test is hard!
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: icarus on February 05, 2013, 02:37:35 pm
51% human.
clearly, the other 49% is vulcan.

some of these questions irriate me irrationally. everyone has an electromagnetic aura, it can even be captured on cameras. it's a natural part of being alive. and all of these auras 'glow' on film. how can you realisticly pick another option with that knowledge?

similarly, 'do u feel like an animal lol' is a loaded question. humans are animals. i am a human. so i feel like an animal all the time. how does this prove a fucking thing about being SPIRITUALLY AN ANIMAL~~~~~~*#*#*#*#*#
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: chai tea latte on February 05, 2013, 02:38:53 pm
The only reason I got so low on Human is because I answered "Unsure" to all questions about the quality of my soul, since I had no idea what the hell is the difference between "glowing", "dark" or "shadow" souls.
montrith, February 05, 2013, 02:25:06 pm

Yeah, same. That and saying I was alright at math seem to have clarified that I'm really machine-kin. It does amuse me that you literally can't be 100% human, though.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Acierocolotl on February 05, 2013, 03:00:51 pm
I scored "what the fuck is this shit?" because to be human I had to admit to being extremely dim-witted, bland and incurious, moderately attractive and capable of social interaction.

I got irritated by the second page and just started clicking whatever answer looked like "no" at the time and still only got 87% human.  I have let normal people down.  Sorry, normal people.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: 🍆 on February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm
I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Adept on February 05, 2013, 05:43:43 pm
Wow, some of these questions... they're just willing to read into -any- human behavioral quirks, aren't they?

Turns out I'm 87% human, 32% dragon, and 34% machine-kin. Yeah, I'm a robot dragon.

You know what? I'm okay with that.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Notm on February 05, 2013, 07:09:38 pm
I'm 67% Human, 56% Machine-kin and 26% on Dragon and Fairy.

I'm a Robotic Humanoid Dragon Fairy apparently.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Yossarian on February 05, 2013, 07:33:58 pm
I guess I only have to answer that one question honestly.
87% human. The rest of me must have been shot off at some point I guess.
I think I can summarize this test easily.

~Special Snowflake Test~
1. Are you the most special snowflake ever?

Yes
or
Yes
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm
I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm

Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Mimetic on February 05, 2013, 11:48:05 pm
87% human and 34% machine-kin. I've just decided that my true form is a toaster.

Also, I noticed that Dragon has the highest average percentage. What a surprise.
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: nilvoid on February 06, 2013, 02:51:53 am
Some of these questions are pretty spectacular

Does eating or being in the physical feel very strange to you?

Are...are those two things related?

Do you feel very big, as in much larger than the average human?

Hahaha fat jokes, ahhhhhh...neat.

True or false: Things feel right to you, even if in the end, it turns out they are not you.

Can someone parse this for me because I don't-

How many phantom tails do you have?

heh

I liked that the picture they used for robot people looks like a microwave with feet.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Lady Naga on February 08, 2013, 02:17:43 pm
You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.

I don't know that it is possible to get 100% human.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 01:09:01 pm

Yes but, is it possible to become...more human than the human?
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: fruit power on February 08, 2013, 02:26:08 pm
I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm

Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm

Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Runic on February 08, 2013, 05:15:32 pm
I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm

Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm

Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
fruit power, February 08, 2013, 02:26:08 pm
I thought it meant never being entirely certain what other people think of you and always being something of an outsider in most social situations, even those that are otherwise enjoyable.
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Lady Naga on February 09, 2013, 12:28:19 am
I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm

Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm

Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
fruit power, February 08, 2013, 02:26:08 pm
I thought it meant never being entirely certain what other people think of you and always being something of an outsider in most social situations, even those that are otherwise enjoyable.
Runic, February 08, 2013, 05:15:32 pm

No, that's being Woody Allen.
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Delcat on February 11, 2013, 05:37:09 am
You scored 87% on Human, higher than 98% of your peers.

This is not in any way indicative of the kind of person taking this test.  At all.  Really.  Honest!

I ranked highest after that in Machine-kin, which you know is not something a lot of people get because one of the questions is "Are you good with technology" and you take it on a computer, but it totally made me realize something.  One of the questions is "Do you shuffle your feet or are you clumsy?" and I answered yes because I have a tendon condition that impedes my walking, but OH MY GOD, it isn't a tendon condition at ALL, is it?  I shuffle because my so-called human fleshy "tendons" are actually WIRING.  I have been a machine from the knees down since I was born and I never would have known that if it weren't for this quiz!  I think I'm eligible to receive 1/6 Lamp-Kin benefits now.  Where would any of us maligned kin be without highly gamed personality tests?  Not getting a free bottle of WD-40 every month, certainly!
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on February 17, 2013, 06:45:35 pm
Apparently I'm a demon. I could get used to this.
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Isfahan on February 17, 2013, 11:22:05 pm
I'm not taking this test because I'm Proudly 100% White Human.
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 18, 2013, 12:42:42 am
IT SAID I WAS A DRRRAAAAGGGOOOONNNN!!!




RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRRRRR
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Isfahan on February 18, 2013, 12:46:55 am
Hahaha, it's like your commentary was continued in your personal text.


"RARARARARARAR. And might I add 'RARARARARARARAR'?"
Title: Re: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Shell Game on May 14, 2018, 09:56:58 am
Wow, some of these questions... they're just willing to read into -any- human behavioral quirks, aren't they?

Turns out I'm 87% human, 32% dragon, and 34% machine-kin. Yeah, I'm a robot dragon.

You know what? I'm okay with that.
Adept, February 05, 2013, 05:43:43 pm
pointing this one out because cytran
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Cirr on June 07, 2018, 02:04:31 am
This thread was last posted in like five years ago

Five years ago

Why are you doing this, Shell Game? Why are you going around digging up corpses everywhere? Why?
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2018, 02:28:14 am
its not exactly going to displace all the new threads popping up
Title: Fuck you, I'm a Dragon!
Post by: Shell Game on June 07, 2018, 09:41:56 am
This thread was last posted in like five years ago

Five years ago

Why are you doing this, Shell Game? Why are you going around digging up corpses everywhere? Why?
Cirr, June 07, 2018, 02:04:31 am

i was bored

3

its not exactly going to displace all the new threads popping up
GirlKisser420, June 07, 2018, 02:28:14 am
also that