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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 01:56:40 pm

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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 01:56:40 pm
Because why not? Explain or not, as you see fit.

http://misrarecords.com/artists/the-mendoza-line did the latest weather segment from Welcome to Night Vale, which has honestly been one of my favorites so far so I decided to give the rest of their stuff a look. Their endorsement as "the prettiest protest songs imaginable" is certainly a draw.
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Post by: Runic on September 02, 2013, 02:51:07 pm
http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2013/08/blessed-are-tricksters.html

I thought this was a pretty good article about theology you guys might like it. Or not, that's cool to.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 02, 2013, 03:47:14 pm
http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2013/08/blessed-are-tricksters.html

I thought this was a pretty good article about theology you guys might like it. Or not, that's cool to.
Runic, September 02, 2013, 02:51:07 pm

That is a cool post. I'll have to check out the rest of the blog.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 02, 2013, 08:24:32 pm
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html

Juice showed me this. God damn, Lovecraft.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f30/lime-melomel-yeast-suggestions-308169/

I have 55 ounces of cherry juice and 36-ish of key lime juice/pulp and a powerful, powerful urge to turn those things into sweets or honey wine.
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Post by: jack chick on September 02, 2013, 09:22:23 pm
http://www.earthing.com/product_p/umck.htm (http://www.earthing.com/product_p/umck.htm)

My new health plan!
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html

Juice showed me this. God damn, Lovecraft.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f30/lime-melomel-yeast-suggestions-308169/

I have 55 ounces of cherry juice and 36-ish of key lime juice/pulp and a powerful, powerful urge to turn those things into sweets or honey wine.
Cuddlegoose, September 02, 2013, 08:24:32 pm

I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina. Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 03, 2013, 09:06:42 am
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am

Apparently his marriage was a horror story in its own right. Though I think that's more because he was a racist asshole married to a lady of Jewish descent rather than because of anything he could or couldn't do in bed.

Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.

This (http://www.beefolks.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=87&cat=Mead+Kits) is how I got started! These people are always at the Renaissance Faire, and one year on a whim my stepsister and I decided to try getting some mead kits. I don't know if she ever made hers but I was hooked pretty quickly. If you bottle it sooner it tastes kind of like a dessert wine, and if you bottle it later it's more like a slightly sweet beer.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 03, 2013, 09:17:08 am
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am

Apparently his marriage was a horror story in its own right. Though I think that's more because he was a racist asshole married to a lady of Jewish descent rather than because of anything he could or couldn't do in bed.Cuddlegoose, September 03, 2013, 09:06:42 am

I recall a passage from his biography (following an excerpt of one of her letters talking about how he'd practically have apoplectic fits seeing all the filthy foreigners whenever they went out) where she was like, "You know I'm Jewish, right?" and he was like, "No, you're Sonia Haft Lovecraft now and therefore the Jewishness is negated." Dude's capacity for doublethink was off the charts occasionally.

Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.

This (http://www.beefolks.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=87&cat=Mead+Kits) is how I got started! These people are always at the Renaissance Faire, and one year on a whim my stepsister and I decided to try getting some mead kits. I don't know if she ever made hers but I was hooked pretty quickly. If you bottle it sooner it tastes kind of like a dessert wine, and if you bottle it later it's more like a slightly sweet beer.

Oh my glob, that looks amazing. The fact that rural Utah is as big on honey as it is does mean that I can source basically any kind, anywhere, so this is definitely relevant to my interests. Ren-Faires are always so great for sourcing stuff like that, aren't they?
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Post by: Ike on September 03, 2013, 09:31:15 am
(https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1240328_10201979983328350_1720823441_n.jpg)

Found a creepy barn the other day.
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 05, 2013, 01:24:37 pm
Oo, that barn is lovely.

this was, after all, the century that produced the term “conspicuous consumption”  and saw the invention of mass-production leading to the huge amounts of “furnishings, pictures and pianos”  James Walvin broadly describes coming to occupy the average British home in Victorian Values. The ensuing rejection of an essentially Victorian materialism is what Matthew Sweet calls in his Inventing the Victorians “the hygienic, formally pure innovations of Modernism.” (123) --A short extract from my master's thesis which I may or may not have cannibalized from an essay on Modernism I wrote last year.
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Post by: Velocirapture on September 05, 2013, 09:00:22 pm
Good song that I had sent to a friend
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Post by: zmonbobbo on September 05, 2013, 11:53:21 pm

Found this, thought it was weird, and sent it to a friend.  It's pretty much gone viral since this morning.
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Post by: Acierocolotl on September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 06, 2013, 04:20:53 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am

Hm. I didn't know Onan had a blog.
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Post by: Psammetichus on September 06, 2013, 08:29:47 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/

Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated.  And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.

(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am

Haha, he's literally talking about "precious bodily fluids."
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 09, 2013, 04:08:51 am
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp Someone I used to know from cooking school posted this one nearly verbatim (except using Kansas instead of Louisiana) on her Facebook feed this morning, so I felt the need to point this out. I dunno how much this will piss her off, but I've wanted to cut ties ever since I recently found out she's an unironic supporter of Sarah Palin so this may be the way to do it.
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Post by: 🍆 on September 09, 2013, 09:23:29 pm
http://www.dailydot.com/society/one-direction-larry-fandom-denial/

I was trying to explain the weird One Direction related trending topics on Twitter to a friend. Linking an article seemed like a better idea than revealing my Internet atrocity tourism power level.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 11, 2013, 04:58:48 am
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/02/sleep-well-my-love.html?m=1

Read this on the subway to work, on my phone. Was glad nobody was sitting next to me to witness my stifled weeping.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 11, 2013, 06:21:56 pm
Martin v. Hunter's Lessee
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Post by: RedMinjo on September 12, 2013, 02:48:08 pm
http://i.imgur.com/ziMY9KJ.jpg

---picked that up to post it to some of my Pep band friends.  Not exactly the same thing, but close.---
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Post by: Runic on September 14, 2013, 01:48:13 pm
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/maddow-tears-apart-ted-cruz-for-praising-racist-jesse-helms/

Haha fuck Ted Cruz forever.
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Post by: STOG on September 14, 2013, 07:19:40 pm
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 22, 2013, 12:11:44 am
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/23iRNLK8v7Y/maxresdefault.jpg Rule 63 Garrett from Thief. Your argument is invalid.
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Post by: jack chick on December 22, 2013, 07:22:39 pm
Sucking With The Stars #5
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Post by: 🍆 on December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
Garbage Dacey, December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
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Post by: 🍆 on December 26, 2013, 01:37:55 am
http://www.lushusa.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-Lush-Site/en_US/Page-View?cid=bogo_landing
Garbage Dacey, December 25, 2013, 11:23:35 pm

Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
TheCrawlingChaos, December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am
My favorite product is the Ro's Argan Body Conditioner (http://www.lushusa.com/Ro%27s-Argan-Body-Conditioner/03590,en_US,pd.html#q=ros%2520argan&start=3)- it's quite expensive but you only need a tiny bit and it smells amazing. I've also recently become obsessed with the  Fair Trade Honey (http://www.lushusa.com/Fair-Trade-Honey/9999903777,en_US,pd.html#start=13) shampoo, because it's the only thing that keeps my hair moisturized without weighing it down, but it leaves a very strong scent that some people dislike (honey, with a bit of violet). I personally love it though.

A lot of people swear by the bath bombs & other stuff of that nature, of course, but I have a weird tub that won't stopper up properly so I haven't had a chance to try any of them out.
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Post by: LowBatteryLife on December 26, 2013, 11:55:06 am

Holiday cheer was required, I provided.

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Post by: count_actuala on December 27, 2013, 12:15:58 pm

Brotherly injoke poised for use in a family Skype call.
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Post by: Odd on December 30, 2013, 07:20:58 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake)
Christmas Cake
A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.

The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
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Post by: montrith on December 30, 2013, 08:51:12 am
Shit, I'm almost 30 and I feel nowhere near ready to get married.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/7822356/Tokyo-sees-rise-in-divorce-ceremonies.html

Saori Teshima had long dreamt of the moment. Standing nervously next to her smartly-suited partner in front of friends and loved ones, a sparkling ring appeared before her.

But contrary to conventional wedding rules, the man at Saori's side did not slip the ring lovingly onto her left hand before sealing their union with a kiss.

Instead, the pair were handed a hammer - which they held together as they proceeded to smash the ring to symbolise the end of their five-year marriage.

So goes another divorce ceremony - a bizarre, but increasingly popular ritual among Japanese couples, who choose to end their marriages with the same pomp and ceremony with which they began them.

From drinking toasts to never seeing each other again, through to symbolic rides in separate rickshaws to reflect the start of a new journey, the ceremonies consist of a string of symbolic acts to mark the definitive end of a marriage.

Their introduction is timely: more than 251,000 divorces took place in Japan in 2008, a figure blamed partly on the poor economic climate and the end of the salaryman-led family units which used to be the bedrock of much of Japanese life.

Yet with divorce still something of a taboo in Japanese society, the ceremonies have caught on as a way to publicly formalise the separation in a way that is socially acceptable to friends and family.
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Post by: count_actuala on December 30, 2013, 12:18:51 pm
I think I like that. Making a celebration of both transitions of life. (http://i.imgur.com/zwQgdk8.gif)
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Post by: Odd on December 30, 2013, 06:07:38 pm
Shit, I'm almost 30 and I feel nowhere near ready to get married.
montrith, December 30, 2013, 08:51:12 am

Worry not. Like almost all things Japanese, a "Christmas Cake" is also a fetish. Apparently the term has gained popularity among Otakus who feel creepy about the M in MILF or simply like something other than the standard middle-schooler/high-schooler without wanting "used goods".
To fit into this fetish you just need to have a thing for 14 year old middle schoolers, and you have to preferably be a teacher:
http://www.batoto.net/read/_/172761/14-sai-no-koi_v3_ch16_by_prozess/31 (http://www.batoto.net/read/_/172761/14-sai-no-koi_v3_ch16_by_prozess/31)
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Post by: jack chick on December 30, 2013, 07:23:13 pm
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! IF I LEARN THAT YOU ARE MESSING UP WITH GODDESS ZEPHIROTH OR SHALL I SAY HANZU, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL HAVE YOU PAY FOR THIS! I KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE AND THAT YOU ARE JUST PLAYING WITH HER FEELINGS! I SWEAR, I WILL GET HANZU AWAY FROM YOU, ROBBY
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Post by: MISANDRY CANNON on December 30, 2013, 07:31:17 pm
(http://gyazo.com/efe92e559baad1fc9458825487488a68.png)

Edit: Granted the image insert code wasn't copy pasted. It's just easier to remove the middle man.
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Post by: RedMinjo on January 12, 2014, 12:33:25 am
http://www.amazon.com/Kill-Kiryuuin-Satsuki-Cosplay-Costume/dp/B00HKF9FUY/ref=pd_sim_sbs_ac_2


Was looking on Amazon to see what the Kill la Kill soundtrack was priced at, saw the half-scissor blade actual-scissor-sized replica at a bit over $100 and a bit further down the list, this fairly complex costume at like $90.  Quoted into a Steam chat because I was confused at how this was the cheaper item.
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Post by: September on January 12, 2014, 02:01:08 am
Jó Hunyadi és hős Kapisztrán, vezesd a fegyverünk,
Diadalunkat hozza el éj, vagy itt ér a végzetünk
Három bősz ostrom, aláhulló zászlós vitéz,
Óvd meg, Uram, az nemzetünk!
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Post by: 🍆 on January 12, 2014, 02:07:52 am
Renaissance

it's hard to spell :(
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Post by: MISANDRY CANNON on January 12, 2014, 02:08:37 am
Jó Hunyadi és hős Kapisztrán, vezesd a fegyverünk,
Diadalunkat hozza el éj, vagy itt ér a végzetünk
Három bősz ostrom, aláhulló zászlós vitéz,
Óvd meg, Uram, az nemzetünk!
September, January 12, 2014, 02:01:08 am

Magyar metal man. Shit's great.
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Post by: Horza on January 12, 2014, 03:45:28 am


The representative of the Union of South Africa
stated that the Declaration should refer only to
those fundamental rights, the universal applicability
of which was recognized all over the world.
The Declaration, as it stood, went beyond those
generally accepted rights. He declared that his
delegation could not possibly accept the thesis that
human dignity would be impaired if a person were
told he could not reside in a particular area. Such a
thesis, he explained, would destroy the whole basis
of the multi-racial structure of the Union of South
Africa and would not be in the interests of the less
advanced indigenous population. Similarly, the
right to participate in government was not universal;
it was conditioned not only by nationality
but also by qualifications of franchise. The representative
of South Africa wondered how many
States were in a position to say that they could
assume any international responsibility for the full
exercise of certain economic rights mentioned in
the Declaration.


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Post by: Adept on January 15, 2014, 09:01:20 am
            // If no hits, then the missing number is the highest number.

Coding practice. I've been learning to code, which I hope to put to use if / when I enter into the field of language research. To that end, I've been doing practice exercises, hence the comment notation.
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Post by: RedMinjo on March 10, 2014, 10:33:10 pm
And hell yeah, I'm Hitler. I'm worse than Hitler. Hitler didn't have a webcomic.
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Post by: Runic on March 10, 2014, 10:37:19 pm
Donald Allen Wollheim
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Post by: crow on March 10, 2014, 10:51:06 pm
Zara Yacob
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Post by: Ansemaru on March 11, 2014, 12:10:04 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0132be984177f1bc86210fc43b262702/tumblr_n1y32hnQcP1qd6bffo2_500.jpg)
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Post by: 🍆 on March 11, 2014, 04:08:12 am
https://twitter.com/WattpadComments
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Post by: Runic on May 01, 2014, 11:48:23 pm
Consider the following case:

On Twin Earth, a brain in a vat is at the wheel of a runaway trolley. There are only two options that the brain can take: the right side of the fork in the track or the left side of the fork. There is no way in sight of derailing or stopping the trolley and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knows trolleys. The brain is causally hooked up to the trolley such that the brain can determine the course which the trolley will take.

On the right side of the track there is a single railroad worker, Jones, who will definitely be killed if the brain steers the trolley to the right. If the railman on the right lives, he will go on to kill five men for the sake of killing them, but in doing so will inadvertently save the lives of thirty orphans (one of the five men he will kill is planning to destroy a bridge that the orphans' bus will be crossing later that night). One of the orphans that will be killed would have grown up to become a tyrant who would make good utilitarian men do bad things. Another of the orphans would grow up to become G.E.M. Anscombe, while a third would invent the pop-top can.

If the brain in the vat chooses the left side of the track, the trolley will definitely hit and kill a railman on the left side of the track, "Leftie" and will hit and destroy ten beating hearts on the track that could (and would) have been transplanted into ten patients in the local hospital that will die without donor hearts. These are the only hearts available, and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knows hearts. If the railman on the left side of the track lives, he too will kill five men, in fact the same five that the railman on the right would kill. However, "Leftie" will kill the five as an unintended consequence of saving ten men: he will inadvertently kill the five men rushing the ten hearts to the local hospital for transplantation. A further result of "Leftie's" act would be that the busload of orphans will be spared. Among the five men killed by "Leftie" are both the man responsible for putting the brain at the controls of the trolley, and the author of this example. If the ten hearts and "Leftie" are killed by the trolley, the ten prospective heart-transplant patients will die and their kidneys will be used to save the lives of twenty kidney-transplant patients, one of whom will grow up to cure cancer, and one of whom will grow up to be Hitler. There are other kidneys and dialysis machines available, however the brain does not know kidneys, and this is not a factor.

Assume that the brain's choice, whatever it turns out to be, will serve as an example to other brains-in-vats and so the effects of his decision will be amplified. Also assume that if the brain chooses the right side of the fork, an unjust war free of war crimes will ensue, while if the brain chooses the left fork, a just war fraught with war crimes will result. Furthermore, there is an intermittently active Cartesian demon deceiving the brain in such a manner that the brain is never sure if it is being deceived.

QUESTION: What should the brain do?

[ALTERNATIVE EXAMPLE: Same as above, except the brain has had a commisurotomy, and the left half of the brain is a consequentialist and the right side is an absolutist.]
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Post by: Mister Smalls on May 04, 2014, 07:06:20 pm
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_height)
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Post by: Ambious on May 04, 2014, 07:12:40 pm
Tatiana Maslany
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Post by: crow on May 04, 2014, 08:00:25 pm
Tried to kill myself in my college dorm and my friend's called the cops. I refused to go with them to the hospital and got pinned to the floor as they handcuffed me. They fractured my right knee in the process and I ended up being stuck in a solitary confinement room for 24 hours.

I kinda wish they'd of shot and killed me since my life has been miserable since.
Quote from
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Post by: Ansemaru on May 05, 2014, 05:58:41 pm
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f34cef1ab580089ec35e6533574edc35/tumblr_n54gfaa4rx1sk4vhco2_1280.jpg
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Post by: 🍆 on May 05, 2014, 10:10:14 pm
https://vine.co/v/MeaB03x7JWA
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Post by: STOG on May 09, 2014, 03:53:21 am
"McLaffyTaffy fucks up his ult. He is a nice person. I have nothing against him. The player playing Drow does, in big ALL CAPS letters. Fuck that guy forever. I have a special hatred for the guy playing Drow. I hope he is lying comatose on the sidewalk one day and some small child runs his balls over with his tricycle."
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on May 19, 2014, 03:54:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/G4WuHDS.png)
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Post by: Cyberventurer on May 19, 2014, 10:27:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/I5MLErQ.jpg)
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Post by: 🍆 on May 19, 2014, 11:07:21 am
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 31, 2014, 04:36:30 pm
#rest in fucking pieces
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 09, 2014, 07:01:44 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B1pqeZJkwKo/UThTRL5j-XI/AAAAAAAA0l0/kVZF6hS4tVM/s1600/gay-nazis1.jpg)
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Post by: PyroWulf on June 10, 2014, 05:23:20 pm
http://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xiv-soon-to-be-plagued-by-rogues-and-ninj-1588916235
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 11, 2014, 10:09:41 am
(http://www.northwestchicagofilmsociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bens-LLs-009-542x1024.jpg)
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 13, 2014, 11:18:12 am
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Post by: STOG on June 19, 2014, 03:12:34 pm
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 20, 2014, 10:33:22 am
http://creationsd.org/ (http://creationsd.org/)
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Post by: Old_Zircon on June 22, 2014, 11:02:26 am
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Post by: MISANDRY CANNON on July 08, 2014, 10:45:27 pm
Amputated the leg in under 21⁄2 minutes (the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene; they usually did in those pre-Listerian days). He amputated in addition the fingers of his young assistant (who died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene). He also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals he dropped dead from fright.

That was the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality.
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Post by: Sovereign on July 13, 2014, 03:09:08 pm
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Post by: Ansemaru on July 15, 2014, 04:13:34 am
(http://i.gyazo.com/c10a537c66c83bc258919832913aaf54.png)
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on July 15, 2014, 11:48:38 am
Sovereign, July 13, 2014, 03:09:08 pm
http://17000dollars.tumblr.com/post/91777954746/you-can-buy-roughly-425-copies-of-the-room-on
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Post by: 🍆 on July 15, 2014, 04:15:15 pm
#MentionThePersonThatYouLo

(I forgot to copy the last 2 letters)
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Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2014, 04:21:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gLyfPZp.png)

I love you Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 21, 2014, 02:53:39 am
The blood-vomiting game (Japanese: 吐血の一局, doketsu no ikkyoku) is a famous game of Go of the Edo period of Japan, played on June 27, 1835 between Honinbo Jowa (white) and Intetsu Akaboshi (black). It is noted for the three /ghost moves/ that were allegedly given to Jowa during the game by ghosts, and for the premature death of the go prodigy Intetsu Akaboshi who died soon after coughing up blood onto the board[citation needed] after the game. Selected moves of the game are shown in diagrams.
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Post by: STOG on August 09, 2014, 09:18:26 am
08:16:56 ‹catgrips› cat grips is cats dancing to death grips
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 13, 2014, 01:43:26 am
It is the fall of 1998, and you and Candace (a girl in your grade 11 class whom you've mustered up the courage to ask on a date) are driving home from seeing Rush Hour in your mom's 1994 Toyota Tercel. Trying to avoid awkward small-talk (when all you can think about is a goodnight kiss), you turn the radio to your favourite FM station. The tail-end of Aerosmith's "I don't wanna miss a thing" fades out into the night air.
"Did you see Armageddon this summer?" She asks.
"No." You say after a pause not wanting to admit you saw that shitty fucking movie.
"Oh. I really liked it. I've got a thing for Ben Affleck."
At this point you realize the night is completely ruined. She has a thing for pseudo-intellectual hacks with a Boston accent. She probably has the poster for Good Will Hunting (1997) hanging up in her room. You're screwed. Why did you take her to Rush Hour? You should have known she was too good for jokes about "a black man's radio".
Your thoughts are all a blur as you reach her street. In fact, you miss it all together and have to go back around the block. Flustered, you turn up the radio only to come across the most beautiful thing your ears have ever heard. Suddenly, you look over at Candace gazing back on you. Not quite deer in headlights, but not quite love at first sight. But you know it is special. You pull into her driveway next to a razor scooter and a few Mighty Ducks branded mini sticks (her little brother's, of course) and place the car in park. Eyes lock, and she puts her hand on the arm of your corduroy over-shirt and tells you she had an amazing night.
"Would you like to go out together next weekend? There's a video dance going on at the Community centre."
"I'd love that." She says
After a long silence, with only the angelic hymns of a yet to be named song as your encouragement, you lean over the gear shift and place a kiss on Candace's lips. She doesn't pull away- a miracle.
All you can taste is this moment. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw)
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Post by: 🍆 on August 13, 2014, 02:28:34 am
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8643d1d56abb1f26c4badb90a0320e75/tumblr_na5y5e82UB1swx9mxo1_500.jpg
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Post by: Runic on August 13, 2014, 12:07:50 pm
The Rise and Fall of Apartheid
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on August 13, 2014, 01:06:13 pm
 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on August 18, 2014, 01:44:00 am
Possibly NSFW: crotch-face (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/233/4/6/Mostro__2_by_FaGian.png)
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Post by: Mister Smalls on August 18, 2014, 01:55:57 am
http://www.propstore.com/products.htm?movieId=1548&viewMode=2&pageNum=1
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Post by: STOG on August 21, 2014, 03:34:35 pm
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Post by: STOG on August 28, 2014, 11:02:47 pm
#DescribeAGamerIn4Words *guttural howling continues endlesly*
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Post by: PyroWulf on August 29, 2014, 12:25:04 am
http://i.imgur.com/0ErsbQX.gif
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Post by: STOG on August 30, 2014, 02:03:23 pm
(sing this to the Batman theme song)

nanananananana CAT JAIL

nanananananana CAT JAIL

CAT JAIL

CAT JAAAAAAAAIL
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Post by: 🍆 on August 31, 2014, 02:33:02 am
https://31.media.tumblr.com/688b438f5d0680f990b6fdd9f3a2ecd2/tumblr_inline_mo2rm9z4EN1qz4rgp.gif
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Post by: MISANDRY CANNON on September 12, 2014, 05:42:57 pm
Paedohysteria is nothing to do with preventing actual harm to children and everything to do with regulating male pleasure. Here is proof, if ever it were needed.
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Post by: junior associate faguar on September 15, 2014, 02:56:20 pm
Ill be honest the badguy from fern gulley always made me hard
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on September 15, 2014, 03:14:04 pm
(I think it's common consensus that Hexxus was unsettling sexual for a children's movie. Being voiced by Tim Curry likely had something to do with it. And also that musical number where he basically fucks pollution.)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 16, 2014, 10:04:20 am
Take Buccaneer.
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Post by: Runic on September 16, 2014, 12:37:00 pm
CR Gas: This potent incapacitating agent causes
eye twitching and temporary blindness, severe coughing
and breathing difficulty, skin irritation, and panic.
Affected characters suffer 1d10 ÷ 2 damage, a –30
modifier to sight-based Perception Tests, and a –20
modifier to all other actions for 20 minutes (5 minutes
if the character has medichines). [Low]
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Post by: Bobalay on September 16, 2014, 11:46:30 pm
they were talking about naming hurricanes on the in-flight thing as we were landing at narita and the announcer said "this is the first time we've waited this long for the D since 1994" and oh mY GOD IM DYING
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on September 17, 2014, 03:38:35 pm
CR Gas: This potent incapacitating agent causes
eye twitching and temporary blindness, severe coughing
and breathing difficulty, skin irritation, and panic.
Affected characters suffer 1d10 ÷ 2 damage, a –30
modifier to sight-based Perception Tests, and a –20
modifier to all other actions for 20 minutes (5 minutes
if the character has medichines). [Low]
Runic, September 16, 2014, 12:37:00 pm

My character's gonna spend all of today's game in his vacsuit, so you know.
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Post by: A Meat on September 17, 2014, 03:45:40 pm
probably NSFW (http://i.imgur.com/pLUqVN8.jpg)
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Post by: I, EmmaGhost on September 18, 2014, 06:09:15 pm
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-215-clip.html

Ah, yes. Sneak peak at Korra!
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Post by: Ambious on September 19, 2014, 03:56:02 pm
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-215-clip.html

Ah, yes. Sneak peak at Korra!
brianabird, September 18, 2014, 06:09:15 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/avDPkRI.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 22, 2014, 01:37:42 pm
#lionelhutz
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Post by: Tophat on September 22, 2014, 06:00:13 pm
温馨提示:
1充值前需要登录游戏,并进入一次商城方可充值。
2每次充值必须为100的倍数,单次充值金额不小于100点券。
3Q点/Q币与点券的兑换比例为 :1Q点=10点券,1Q币=100点券
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Post by: Down10 on September 24, 2014, 03:27:25 am
So if you hear a C-major chord with an equal temperament, you've heard it a million times before and your brain accepts it. But if you hear a chord that you've never heard before, you're like, "huh." And your brain has to change shape to accept it. And once it's changed shape, then you have changed as a person, in a tiny way. And if you have a whole combination of all these different frequencies, you're basically reconfiguring your brain. And then you've changed as a person, and you can go and do something else. It's a constant change. It could sound pretty cosmic and hippie, but that is exactly what's going on.
—Aphex Twin, from this exceptional interview (http://pitchfork.com/features/cover-story/reader/aphex-twin/)
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Post by: 🍆 on September 24, 2014, 04:14:59 am
AOE2 PR0 MLG MAD SKILLZ | 360 NO SCOPE
by ZeroEmpires - Age of Empires 2
Recommended for you
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Post by: Runic on September 26, 2014, 03:55:20 pm
www.cmkosemen.com/snaiad
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on September 28, 2014, 02:09:59 pm
our budget doesn't allow for pregnant prostitutes
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on October 08, 2014, 07:27:28 pm
In the grim darkness of the year 2050, civilization has collapsed and risen again; to preserve the fragile remnants of society, all law is vested in the massively-hung shafts of the FUTACOPS, who serve as judge, jury, and executioner on the lawless streets of the fallen earth.
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on October 08, 2014, 10:38:27 pm
I don't think I like this new adaption of Judge Dredd very much
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 08, 2014, 11:47:17 pm
Megadicky 01.
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Post by: I, EmmaGhost on October 09, 2014, 12:28:31 am

That might be nsfw. It involves catchy pop music and somewhat scantily dressed ladies.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 13, 2014, 09:17:28 pm
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/03/classy-as-ever-gawker-spits-on-the-corpse-of-andrew-breitbart/
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Post by: A Meat on October 14, 2014, 07:06:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/C3HgMsz.png?1)
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Post by: 🍆 on October 14, 2014, 07:34:30 am
(http://i.imgur.com/WZmTgrH.png)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on October 16, 2014, 09:02:53 am
subpoena
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Post by: Rust on October 16, 2014, 09:54:32 am
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 23, 2014, 01:49:19 pm
Here she is! I've got to write in the Unicorn kata by hand since you're letting me have it for free, but the rest should be done.
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Post by: Runic on October 23, 2014, 03:09:14 pm
The First Emancipator
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Post by: A Meat on October 24, 2014, 12:36:06 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 24, 2014, 01:17:24 pm
[whispers seductively into yr ear, nibbles yr earlobe] listen, the steel beams in Tower A could never have melted at that te
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 28, 2014, 11:20:18 am
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Pedro_Pascal_in_The_Miracle_at_Naples,_2009.jpg)

Pedro Pascal in The Miracle at Naples, for a friend who recently decided that his character in our 7th Sea game was played by the guy.
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Post by: Frank West on October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on October 28, 2014, 12:55:16 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm

Oh my GOD, is this that anime about world leaders deciding disputes through Mahjongg? That shit has to be the most cracked-out thing I've seen in a while.
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Post by: Frank West on October 28, 2014, 01:53:19 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm

Oh my GOD, is this that anime about world leaders deciding disputes through Mahjongg? That shit has to be the most cracked-out thing I've seen in a while.
TheCrawlingChaos, October 28, 2014, 12:55:16 pm

Yes. My co-worker did not believe it was a real thing. Sadly it looks like any clips of the show have been removed from youtube, so I can't share it with everybody.
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Post by: A Meat on October 28, 2014, 03:44:20 pm
Just read the manga

http://www.mangapanda.com/1413/the-legend-of-koizumi.html
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Post by: Runic on October 28, 2014, 07:26:30 pm
Oradour-sur-Glane.
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Post by: punpun on October 28, 2014, 09:22:58 pm
d1bbbb
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on November 07, 2014, 11:04:56 am
I unequivocally refuse to be associated with this.
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Post by: Runic on November 07, 2014, 11:11:26 am
With Trilobite, Richard Fortey, paleontologist and author of the acclaimed Life, offers a marvelously written, smart and compelling, accessible and witty scientific narrative of the most ubiquitous of fossil creatures.

Trilobites were shelled animals that lived in the oceans over five hundred million years ago. As bewilderingly diverse then as the beetle is today, they survived in the arctic or the tropics, were spiky or smooth, were large as lobsters or small as fleas. And because they flourished for three hundred million years, they can be used to glimpse a less evolved world of ancient continents and vanished oceans. Erudite and entertaining, this book is a uniquely exuberant homage to a fabulously singular species.
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Post by: STOG on November 08, 2014, 09:51:32 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1ifHNBIgAEogbU.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on November 10, 2014, 06:43:42 pm
I was joking before, but are you actually dyslexic?
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on November 10, 2014, 11:39:36 pm
vasylina holodilina (She's really awesome. Very OTT Slavic digital painting at its finest. Lots of boobs.)
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Post by: Mistress Eva on November 11, 2014, 01:32:48 am
vasylina holodilina (She's really awesome. Very OTT Slavic digital painting at its finest. Lots of boobs.)
TheCrawlingChaos, November 10, 2014, 11:39:36 pm

She is a favorite of mine. Also boobs.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on November 12, 2014, 12:11:29 am
THAT TRICERATOPS HAS HORNS WHERE THERE SHOULD BE EYES
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Post by: Runic on November 12, 2014, 10:27:30 am
Tiwa Olajuwon
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Post by: crow on November 12, 2014, 12:16:22 pm
http://www.holyincarnation.org
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Post by: Rust on November 12, 2014, 12:18:36 pm
[19:32:54] You create a yoke.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on November 12, 2014, 07:25:33 pm
Tiwa Olajuwon
Runic, November 12, 2014, 10:27:30 am

(http://i.imgur.com/vrMCZq7.png)
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Post by: KingKalamari on November 12, 2014, 07:56:59 pm
All they wanted to do was pumpkins
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 14, 2014, 12:58:41 pm

Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.

Slavoj’s face is a blinking slab of clay looking out through thickets of drenched grey hair. His mouth is moving rapidly, but he has not spoken in several minutes. His immense mind is swelling palpably.

At some point, a sound like a stalled car engine echoes through the elevator, and the whole scene slips down several feet. One of the men in the corner screams. Slavoj, in a kind of perversely hygienic zen state, is unperturbed. The intercom crackles and buzzes, then clicks off. A set of emergency strip lights perks up.

One of the smartly dressed people steps cautiously toward the center of the elevator to try and peer through the doors. Slavoj quickly grabs the man with one paw and his own nose with the other. “Birds,” he spits.
The man gasps and slaps hysterically at Zizek’s thick fur arm.

“We say, you know, like animals, like this, birds,” Zizek says. His grip is jaw-like. “Oh we are animals, we are animals. We are birds trapped. This is vulgar.”

Zizek lets go in order to swat at his own eyeball and tug his own nose simultaneously. The liberated man tumbles backward into his smartly-dressed fellows, who are now stacked more tightly than before. “Obscene,” Zizek notes, squinting at the carpet.

“Of course in this film, the Dark Knight Ascending or whatever, you know, you have this wealthy industrialist, stockholder, whatever, who dresses up in an obscene costume, to look like a bat. And then you have a cat woman, and so on, and so on.” Zizek is interrupted by a pen that somebody has thrown at his face.

“Don’t, no,” one of the persons whispers.

“Violence,” Zizek conjectures. He is gathering fresh thoughts and chewing on them.

“Is he talking about the new Batman movie?” one of them asks. Nobody answers.

“But the mainstream you know critical response is that this is a very serious film. It is such bull shit. But this, I claim, is ideology. That we do not notice that our characters are dressed like animals, doing, you know, insane things, with violence and technology and so forth, and we applaud, say, yes, this is real, this is the real world, finally, thank god.”

Zizek is creeping toward the corner. The three smartly-dressed persons are keeping pace, sliding across the elevator wall to another corner. One of the persons stretches out and slaps the emergency alarm bell one more time, just before it is out of reach.

“Why not? Why do we not see it? The world that Christopher Nolan, who has made this film, wants to paint for us, he does not hide it at all. The background is the centerpiece, you know, the lower classes and criminals and so on, fighting the plutocracy, this is not simply the world that the animal people live in. It is actually their story, they talk about it, so we cannot see it except as they do. Very stupid.”

Zizek’s head suddenly shakes left and right very rapidly. Swarms of baby sweat beads burst off his facial hair and float away.

“I think that, you know,” Zizek continues, excitedly plucking at his nose, “a tension between the characters, you know, living their own lives, and so on, and the world that they do not notice. This is the world as it really is, you know, these are stories that happen. The stories about us cannot exist without the world we live in, but we don’t worry about so much. We worry about, my god, my wife, you know, she cheats on me with the senator, or whatever.” Zizek laughs.

“Is he… married?” one of the smartly-dressed persons asks, their hand raised to their mouth.

“So this grand operatic play, drama, film, where the hero is one society and the villain is another society, you know, but really they are a bat person and some kind of robot man, my god, give me a break. It is disgusting. But there is another irony, you know. This Bruce Wayne, the philanthropist playboy et cetera with such business acumen, he is not real to the film. He is like a ruse. And really it is when he is unmasked, when you know the situation gets bad, that he puts on a simple physical mask but becomes what we really already know of ourselves. He is then this violent,” Zizek pauses here to ruffle his own hair madly, “insensate, raving lunatic who climbs buildings and frightens criminals and whatever. This I claim. Let me start, with, an example, which may surprise you.”

But Zizek is interrupted as the elevator creaks again and seems to very slowly lurch sideways. Then, with a terrible whipcrack, everything drops another ten feet or so. The elevator stops again with a deafening clang, then settles, groaning. Zizek has lost his balance while the three smartly-dressed persons lean on one another for theirs. Seeing an opportunity, one of the smartly dressed persons kicks Zizek squarely in his tan dog belly, and Zizek tumbles backward, yelling “barbarians!”

“Quick!” yells one of the smartly dressed persons. “The maintenance hatch!” And they point to the hatch which, indeed, seems to have come loose.With frankly impressive unspoken coordination, they hoist one another up through the new aperture and on top of the elevator. Two of them make it out. The third man, left in the elevator, is beaten senseless by the force of Zizek’s random kicks and flails. His suit wrecked and ruined, the man collapses backwards, mumbling about indecency. After the other two have reached the top, they spot a ladder that runs some endless length up the shaft.

No sooner have they all begun to climb the ladder, however, when they hear a tremendous bang behind them. The elevator has not started to fall again. But, looking back, they see a horrifying dog head peeking out from the top of the elevator, one terrible dog eye fixed on them, the other staring wildly into the dark. Zizek has begun to extricate himself with awful strength.

Transfixed, the two smartly dressed persons watch as Zizek pulls himself fully upward, stands triumphantly atop the elevator, and places the dog head over his own shoulders. Now fully costumed, he shakes his entire body. His tail whips at his legs and he begins coughing.

“It’s not possible,” one of the smartly dressed persons gasps.

Zizek resumes speaking, but his voice is transformed by the dog head. What comes out instead is an absurd, menacing growl, made louder by his desperation to be heard. His hands shoot out from him like the snapping mouths of blind coyotes. “RAGGH BAGGHH GAGHHH,” he bellows. The two smartly dressed persons nearly kick one another in their desperation to climb away.

Zizek too leaps onto the ladder, and not a moment too soon. As soon as he bounds off of it, the elevator finally gives way, scraping down the seemingly infinite shaft and screaming the entire way. Zizek is kicked in the face, and his dog head flies off. Its gaze does not relent as it disappears into the shaft’s inscrutable pit.

“I think I cannot imagine a better example of ideology,” Zizek explains, completely undeterred. The two smartly-dressed persons are nearly choked by the toxic odor that rises from Zizek. “Rise, rise,” Zizek mimics, “and so on. But what does this mean, rise.”

Somewhere far up the ladder, a short burst of light cracks the tunnel.

He continues: “But it is precisely because everything in the film has already been recognized, given significance, by the moral actors in the film, that he cannot do this, because their judgments must then be his, which he hands to us. So either he is saying the obvious, you know, that it is necessary to dress like an animal and beat back the savages, my god, for Nolan, these poor and imprisoned or whatever. Or he is trying to distance himself from that statement by remaining ambiguous, but then only saying nothing.”

“My god,” Zizek laughs. “Either it is a disgusting film or it is a very bad film.”

The smartly-dressed person pauses to argue with him. “You haven’t seen the fucking movie,” he shouts, turning around and hanging onto the ladder with one hand. But Zizek merely tugs at the person’s tie, pulling their face down to Zizek’s. An enormous furry paw caps the man’s head and pulls down what appears to be a toupee until it is obscuring the man’s eyes. Blind, flailing, the man drops off the ladder and hurtles into the pitch-black abyss, still complaining that nobody has seen the movie.

“Idiots,” Zizek explains.

As he continues to climb the ladder, he speaks at length about the stupidity of Commissioner Gordon, the feminist inversion of the Catwoman, and so on, and so on. Some untold distance down the pit, a dog’s head with long powerful ears nods and blinks and sniffs at the impenetrable air.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 14, 2014, 02:46:08 pm

Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.

Slavoj’s face is a blinking slab of clay looking out through thickets of drenched grey hair. His mouth is moving rapidly, but he has not spoken in several minutes. His immense mind is swelling palpably.

At some point, a sound like a stalled car engine echoes through the elevator, and the whole scene slips down several feet. One of the men in the corner screams. Slavoj, in a kind of perversely hygienic zen state, is unperturbed. The intercom crackles and buzzes, then clicks off. A set of emergency strip lights perks up.

One of the smartly dressed people steps cautiously toward the center of the elevator to try and peer through the doors. Slavoj quickly grabs the man with one paw and his own nose with the other. “Birds,” he spits.
The man gasps and slaps hysterically at Zizek’s thick fur arm.

“We say, you know, like animals, like this, birds,” Zizek says. His grip is jaw-like. “Oh we are animals, we are animals. We are birds trapped. This is vulgar.”

Zizek lets go in order to swat at his own eyeball and tug his own nose simultaneously. The liberated man tumbles backward into his smartly-dressed fellows, who are now stacked more tightly than before. “Obscene,” Zizek notes, squinting at the carpet.

“Of course in this film, the Dark Knight Ascending or whatever, you know, you have this wealthy industrialist, stockholder, whatever, who dresses up in an obscene costume, to look like a bat. And then you have a cat woman, and so on, and so on.” Zizek is interrupted by a pen that somebody has thrown at his face.

“Don’t, no,” one of the persons whispers.

“Violence,” Zizek conjectures. He is gathering fresh thoughts and chewing on them.

“Is he talking about the new Batman movie?” one of them asks. Nobody answers.

“But the mainstream you know critical response is that this is a very serious film. It is such bull shit. But this, I claim, is ideology. That we do not notice that our characters are dressed like animals, doing, you know, insane things, with violence and technology and so forth, and we applaud, say, yes, this is real, this is the real world, finally, thank god.”

Zizek is creeping toward the corner. The three smartly-dressed persons are keeping pace, sliding across the elevator wall to another corner. One of the persons stretches out and slaps the emergency alarm bell one more time, just before it is out of reach.

“Why not? Why do we not see it? The world that Christopher Nolan, who has made this film, wants to paint for us, he does not hide it at all. The background is the centerpiece, you know, the lower classes and criminals and so on, fighting the plutocracy, this is not simply the world that the animal people live in. It is actually their story, they talk about it, so we cannot see it except as they do. Very stupid.”

Zizek’s head suddenly shakes left and right very rapidly. Swarms of baby sweat beads burst off his facial hair and float away.

“I think that, you know,” Zizek continues, excitedly plucking at his nose, “a tension between the characters, you know, living their own lives, and so on, and the world that they do not notice. This is the world as it really is, you know, these are stories that happen. The stories about us cannot exist without the world we live in, but we don’t worry about so much. We worry about, my god, my wife, you know, she cheats on me with the senator, or whatever.” Zizek laughs.

“Is he… married?” one of the smartly-dressed persons asks, their hand raised to their mouth.

“So this grand operatic play, drama, film, where the hero is one society and the villain is another society, you know, but really they are a bat person and some kind of robot man, my god, give me a break. It is disgusting. But there is another irony, you know. This Bruce Wayne, the philanthropist playboy et cetera with such business acumen, he is not real to the film. He is like a ruse. And really it is when he is unmasked, when you know the situation gets bad, that he puts on a simple physical mask but becomes what we really already know of ourselves. He is then this violent,” Zizek pauses here to ruffle his own hair madly, “insensate, raving lunatic who climbs buildings and frightens criminals and whatever. This I claim. Let me start, with, an example, which may surprise you.”

But Zizek is interrupted as the elevator creaks again and seems to very slowly lurch sideways. Then, with a terrible whipcrack, everything drops another ten feet or so. The elevator stops again with a deafening clang, then settles, groaning. Zizek has lost his balance while the three smartly-dressed persons lean on one another for theirs. Seeing an opportunity, one of the smartly dressed persons kicks Zizek squarely in his tan dog belly, and Zizek tumbles backward, yelling “barbarians!”

“Quick!” yells one of the smartly dressed persons. “The maintenance hatch!” And they point to the hatch which, indeed, seems to have come loose.With frankly impressive unspoken coordination, they hoist one another up through the new aperture and on top of the elevator. Two of them make it out. The third man, left in the elevator, is beaten senseless by the force of Zizek’s random kicks and flails. His suit wrecked and ruined, the man collapses backwards, mumbling about indecency. After the other two have reached the top, they spot a ladder that runs some endless length up the shaft.

No sooner have they all begun to climb the ladder, however, when they hear a tremendous bang behind them. The elevator has not started to fall again. But, looking back, they see a horrifying dog head peeking out from the top of the elevator, one terrible dog eye fixed on them, the other staring wildly into the dark. Zizek has begun to extricate himself with awful strength.

Transfixed, the two smartly dressed persons watch as Zizek pulls himself fully upward, stands triumphantly atop the elevator, and places the dog head over his own shoulders. Now fully costumed, he shakes his entire body. His tail whips at his legs and he begins coughing.

“It’s not possible,” one of the smartly dressed persons gasps.

Zizek resumes speaking, but his voice is transformed by the dog head. What comes out instead is an absurd, menacing growl, made louder by his desperation to be heard. His hands shoot out from him like the snapping mouths of blind coyotes. “RAGGH BAGGHH GAGHHH,” he bellows. The two smartly dressed persons nearly kick one another in their desperation to climb away.

Zizek too leaps onto the ladder, and not a moment too soon. As soon as he bounds off of it, the elevator finally gives way, scraping down the seemingly infinite shaft and screaming the entire way. Zizek is kicked in the face, and his dog head flies off. Its gaze does not relent as it disappears into the shaft’s inscrutable pit.

“I think I cannot imagine a better example of ideology,” Zizek explains, completely undeterred. The two smartly-dressed persons are nearly choked by the toxic odor that rises from Zizek. “Rise, rise,” Zizek mimics, “and so on. But what does this mean, rise.”

Somewhere far up the ladder, a short burst of light cracks the tunnel.

He continues: “But it is precisely because everything in the film has already been recognized, given significance, by the moral actors in the film, that he cannot do this, because their judgments must then be his, which he hands to us. So either he is saying the obvious, you know, that it is necessary to dress like an animal and beat back the savages, my god, for Nolan, these poor and imprisoned or whatever. Or he is trying to distance himself from that statement by remaining ambiguous, but then only saying nothing.”

“My god,” Zizek laughs. “Either it is a disgusting film or it is a very bad film.”

The smartly-dressed person pauses to argue with him. “You haven’t seen the fucking movie,” he shouts, turning around and hanging onto the ladder with one hand. But Zizek merely tugs at the person’s tie, pulling their face down to Zizek’s. An enormous furry paw caps the man’s head and pulls down what appears to be a toupee until it is obscuring the man’s eyes. Blind, flailing, the man drops off the ladder and hurtles into the pitch-black abyss, still complaining that nobody has seen the movie.

“Idiots,” Zizek explains.

As he continues to climb the ladder, he speaks at length about the stupidity of Commissioner Gordon, the feminist inversion of the Catwoman, and so on, and so on. Some untold distance down the pit, a dog’s head with long powerful ears nods and blinks and sniffs at the impenetrable air.
chai tea latte, November 14, 2014, 12:58:41 pm
thegreatestthingihaveeverread.txt
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Post by: chases parked cars on November 15, 2014, 02:29:17 pm
http://www.gamestop.com/trade

(no seriously the trade values are listed on the site and on the app now stop calling us with a list of 40 different items ffs)
(...also i wonder how i should fell about having this Ctrl+C'd in the first place)
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Post by: A Meat on November 18, 2014, 02:42:53 am
The match concludes with a rap from religious figure, Jesus Christ.
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Post by: Runic on November 18, 2014, 10:02:48 am
Would you care to sup with me friend?
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 01, 2014, 03:39:09 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on December 01, 2014, 02:40:10 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
chai tea latte, December 01, 2014, 03:39:09 am
How did you find out my morning routine?
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on December 01, 2014, 05:06:53 pm
true fact that is one of my favorite things ever written on the internet
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Post by: NERRRRD on December 03, 2014, 10:38:55 pm
From a doc i'm working on, the oldest recorded use of ginseng. http://www.itmonline.org/journal/arts/ginsengnature.htm
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Post by: STOG on December 03, 2014, 11:29:52 pm
"when is burgers?" grandpa says. the world says "look around you. all around you, it is now burgertime." sliders on wings flap near the lake
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Post by: Rust on December 04, 2014, 02:00:03 am
Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 05, 2014, 03:08:04 am
http://dailyxtra.com/vancouver/news/anti-gay-activist-slips-pride-hand-fake-condoms-90567
i am already hailing it as a 'masterful', 'transgressive' 'art attack... on obsolete dichotomies of the north american culture war', saying 'does this performance not ask, "if an old weird bigot can perform as, publicly become, and enjoy the becoming of, a cute pink-haired atheist femmebear, while being on the inside his 'true self' all along, does that not shatter our asymmetric, bourgeois conceptions of "the closet"?'

i also called it an 'incendiary', 'dynamite' work, claiming 'whatcott is a late bloomer as performance art goes... but i can't wait to see what he does next'
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Post by: STOG on December 07, 2014, 01:59:04 pm
superman pregnant #GAMERGATE
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Post by: Runic on December 07, 2014, 03:48:24 pm
Polyphêmos
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Post by: BomberJacket on December 13, 2014, 11:22:27 am
Was doing some Christmas shopping and I came across this in the questions section for a quadrotor camera drone.

Would this be appropriate to shoot ariel footage in a low quality pornographic film?
asked by Rusty Trombone on July 4, 2014

Did 'ariel' sign a release?
Drew In WI answered on August 5, 2014

The other answers are pretty great too.

http://www.amazon.com/Would-appropriate-footage-quality-pornographic/forum/Fx3L35HS1YHI81N/Tx391B96DV01YNM/1/ref=cm_cd_naredir?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B00D3IN11Q&cdItems=25&store=generic (http://www.amazon.com/Would-appropriate-footage-quality-pornographic/forum/Fx3L35HS1YHI81N/Tx391B96DV01YNM/1/ref=cm_cd_naredir?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B00D3IN11Q&cdItems=25&store=generic)
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Post by: LaserSeusan on December 13, 2014, 12:30:53 pm
https://wfunder.com/project/185#basics

Apparently some "game company" has their campaign pulled from Kickstarter for being fishy. They asked for donations on their own site, fell off the map for a while, and have now resurfaced with a new game pitch on a different crowdfunding site.

The artwork is nice, but the lack of in-game... well, anything, makes everything seem kinda suspicious. Again.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 21, 2014, 01:13:25 am
Back before everyone started pretending they always hated Cosby, I was the only person I knew who didn't like The Cosby Show, and it sucked because in my experience lots of people assumed I was a racist for not liking that, but liking shit like Full House when I was a kid.

So, I guess what i'm saying is that now that the world has come around to my point of view, I'm realizing that I've benefited from these rapes more than anyone else.
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Post by: montrith on December 21, 2014, 03:15:46 am
SO GLAD somebody getting raped has made you a happier person! Seriously, no sarcasm!

Meanwhile, NSFW because features playing the bongos with your boobs. In fact, that's the whole reason I'm linking to this. The boob bongo playing.

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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on December 21, 2014, 12:47:53 pm

The Adventures of Bee and PuppyCat. If you haven't watched it, do. It's awesome.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 31, 2014, 04:35:04 pm
http://sjc.usu.edu/facultyandstaff/htm/directory/memberID=6322
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on January 01, 2015, 02:34:43 pm
https://twitter.com/GuyInYourMFA <--- Everyone who has a Twitter should be following this. It's amazing.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on January 18, 2015, 10:14:24 am
1827... Score: 2... Publishing.

1835... Score: 1... Publishing.

1838... Score: 1... Publishing.

1844... Score: 2... Publishing. Error

1845... Score: 2... Publishing. Error

1846... Score: 2... Publishing. Error
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Post by: Runic on January 18, 2015, 03:15:07 pm
Conrad Williams
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 18, 2015, 03:23:37 pm
Goldilocks finds three lists for good anime in the bears’ house

The first list is completely empty. ‘Anime is bad! Don’t watch it’ it says. ‘No anime feels will be found here.’
Goldilocks: There is not enough anime on this list to last me any amount of time

Then she looked at the next list. It was too long… filled with spin offs and terrible non-canon characters
Goldilocks shook her head…. This asked for more time than she was willing to put in to watching anime

Then she saw the third list, filled with classic anime characters and series, but without filler seasons included out of sentiment and misguided fanboyism
Goldlocks: this is the anime list I will use to guide my future anime watching
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Post by: crow on January 19, 2015, 03:14:33 pm
www.hentai.republican
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Post by: Nyarai on January 19, 2015, 03:22:00 pm
http://imgur.com/gallery/Em7LQ
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Post by: Isfahan on January 19, 2015, 07:15:27 pm
i have a problem

[Viper]
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
U: 0I Chaff Launcher
U: 0C Kill Warrant Scanner

BH: 1I Military Grade Composite
RB: 3A Power Plant
TM: 3D Thrusters
FH: 3A Frame Shift Drive
EC: 2D Life Support
PC: 3A Power Distributor
SS: 3D Sensors
FS: 2C Fuel Tank (Capacity: 4)

3: 3A Shield Generator
3: 3A Shield Cell Bank
2: 2A Fuel Scoop
1: 1C Advanced Discovery Scanner
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Post by: A Meat on January 20, 2015, 12:21:33 pm
Probably NSFW musical piece (http://youtu.be/iFunx2E2on8)
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 27, 2015, 03:55:19 pm
Infrateal posted:
ok now its time for everyone's favorite gameshow GUESS THE SUCKLING'S PROVENANCE with your host, Unnnnnnncle SAM!

*crowd whoops n jiggles*

Uncle SAM: HOW Y'ALL DOIN' TONITE??!?!

*crowd whoops it to the nth degree*

Uncle SAM: Oh say can you see the fine croppa crappin' crawlers we pro-cure-ated para ti-i mean PARTY! time to PARTTTAY!

*crowd vocalizes all festive-like*

(Uncle SAM walks over to row of gleaming, oversized silver dish lids and begins lifting them up, revealing BABIES. Dish number ONE holds a beige baby with brown hair an insouciant smirk. Dish number TWO holds a pink baby in an orange jumpsuit with "heartbreaker" written on one sleeve and "ballbreaker" on the other. The baby is cooing disdainfully. Dish number THREE holds a deep umber baby who seems reluctant to emerge from under the dish. He reaches into his diaper and withdraws a tiny silver thimble, placing it on his head. Now he is ecstatic.)

Uncle SAM: And laaaaast but not leeeeast...

(Uncle SAM lifts lid number FOUR, revealing a green baby sitting stock-still. Her eyes are lavender and her diaper is a leaf.)

*crowd gasps*

(baby number FOUR turns to face audience. Tentatively, her eyes unfurl. They were buds before but now they are flowers. The many anthers are moving, tracking each audience member individually. She gurgles.)

*crowd hoots and honks*

Uncle Sam: Y'all know how this is gonna shake down. Three of these whippersnappers are 110% Purebred Heartland Homehearth Whitebread Cornfed Hee-Haw Dogsled Diaper Wiper Wittle Citizens and the other is... is a...

(Visible perspiration breaks out on UNCLE SAM'S forehead. Tributaries of sweat meet on the tip of his great hook nose and pool into a dangling globule. The audience is clearly enraptured by the process)

*crowds murmurs n mumbles, musical 'merican musings*

(the sweat globule has dripped away, leaving a nubbin of deposited minerals at the end of UNCLE SAM'S nose. His forehead is sweating buckets now, construction-orange hydraulic limbs emerge from his hairline and dump actual buckets of sweat on his face. As droplet upon droplet cascade from his snout, the miniature stalactite swells and takes form. In mere moments it has become a mighty SALT EAGLE.)

*crowd jumps for joy*

SALT EAGLE: keeaw? keewaaw??? KYYYAAHH!!!!

(the creature shakes free from UNCLE SAM'S nose, spreading its sodium pinions in rapturous, raptorous flight. It orbits UNCLE SAM'S head and he quickly stops sweating, seeming to take courage from the gyrations of his nasal gargoyle)

Uncle SAM: Yes. The other baby... is a... *gulps* a... a MONGREL FORINNER

*crowd recoils and screams. many women faint. many men draw their weapons and feint at invisible enemies. many of the weapons have fainted. droopy cutlasses flounce harmlessly through the air*

Uncle SAM: And it's UP TO YOU! It's UP TO YOU to protect AMAIRICKUH, to suss out the interloper, to sit in the driver's seat of teh justice bus and fingerbang LADY LIBERTY until she skeets so hard she drops her torch! And the torch lands on the evil baby!

(Curtains behind the stage are pulled open, revealing the CrocsTM-shod feet of the STATUE OF LIBERTY. The babies stir restlessly as they notice their silver platters have been positioned at the center of a giant red X.)

Uncle SAM: YES! We have to... we have to REDRAW OUR BLOODLINES! IN PERMANENT MARKER! A vile force beyond the veil, beyond the vale surrounding our SHINING CITY ON A HILL, an insidious foe fumbles at the zipper of our hoodie and is trying to MAKE IT TO SECOND BASE with our MOTHERLAND!

(The babies look confused. Baby number ONE is blowing a spit bubble in the shape of a question mark. His insouciant grin appears forced. Baby number TWO has pooped her jumpsuit. Baby number THREE attempts to crawl away, but it becomes apparent that all of the babies have been implanted with MAGNETS, and the silver platters were really thinly-plated PIG IRON. Baby number FOUR is nervously farting, but the farts are butterflies, and attempt to pollinate her eyes. She swats them away and continues watching the audience. Beneath each baby a ruddy glimmer is reflected on the platter, as of a very large fire very high above.)

Uncle SAM: So it's UP TO YOU! Three of these cuddle dumplins are stuffed with real Angus beef! One is filthy fucking dogmeat! GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. THEY EAT GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. Clap and make an earthquake because you are the continental shelf because you hold the country in YOUR HANDS! NOW: YOU MUST CHOOSE.

*crowd whispers among themselves. they steal glances at each of the babies in turn.*

Baby Number ONE: a goo?

*crowd confers and gesticulates. consensus is reached around a counterclockwise thumb-rotating motion.*

Baby Number TWO: ha bah bah?

*crowd makes furious shooing and beckoning motions. a woman's voice blares outraged syllables over the hubbub. two men eye each other as if hankerin to wrastle. finally, the crowd settles into a sullen decision, as a flatulent dog kicked off its owner's bed may settle onto a patch of carpet*

Baby Number THREE: maf oof. mf. ahh!

*crowd enters pitched frenzy of argument. insults are hurled and also objects. wrastling is commenced. factions coalesce from the chaos, bunkers are improvised, the crowd is poised for an interminable war of attrition when STATUE OF LIBERTY is spotted tapping an enormous toe. An armistice is brokered. The crowd decides.*

Baby Number FOUR: [editor's note: we cannot reproduce the sound which emanated from baby number FOUR. our phonetics are wholly inadequate. we suspect that if every writing system and musical notation developed in the history of civilization were deployed simultaneously, we would still face this shortcoming. we suspect that if every mark made on paper, every keystroke, every arc of piss that scalds a snowbank, if all of this were recorded for ten thousand years and this record were to be considered as a single symbol--baby number FOUR would crawl through the ages, tiny knees flailing, gaining purchase through adventitious moments of friction, seconds buckling under her tiny weight, and she would appear to our descendants in the sanctum of their archive and she would laugh, and that sound would send each molecule of air on a unique euphonious trajectory, galvanizing the atmosphere, reverberating, and the folly of millenia would become apparent and immaterial simultaneously because who could care about all that when each tiny hair of the cochlea is singing a different and more splendid song.]

*crowd eyes one another. crowd arches eyebrows. crowd nods.*

Uncle SAM: SO... ye made up ye minds? such dire deliberations deserve ample ticks to tock in but... *gestures at STATUE OF LIBERTY, who can be seen towering through multiple strata of cloud, idly tossing her TORCH.*

*crowd utters an affirmative*

(Babies are fidgeting)

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO BURN AND CRUSH A BABY??!??

*crowd w00ts a lil. just a lil.*

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO SAY, THESE THREE ARE REAL LIVE BABBEHS, AND THIS ONE IS A FUCKING DEFECTIVE NONPERSON SHIT TURD CRAP FART!?!?!?

*crowd ventures a more solid w00t. crowd is pretty sure it wants to w00tle. w00t.*

(Babies are making clumsy signs at one another. Baby Number TWO is peeling off her poopy jumpsuit. She is tattooed with the same proclamations as her sleeves. Baby Number FOUR is farting continuously now, and letting the butterflies settle where they may.)

Uncle SAM: ARE YOU READY TO DROP A MILLION POUNDS OF BURNING ALASKA CRUDE FROM ORBIT! ARE YOU READY TO DRILL BABY DRILL TO KILL BABY KILL!

*crowd w00ts majestically, as SALT EAGLE w00ts in antistrophe*

(Baby Number ONE is blowing larger and larger spit bubbles, joining them into a congeries of salivary envelopes. Baby Number THREE has removed the silver thimble from his head and is obsessively twisting it in his chubby fists.)

Uncle SAM: ALLLL RIGHT! WHICH IS IT! WHICH BABY IS WITCH!

*crowd, unanimously, points at Baby Number ONE/TWO/THREE/FOUR; the specifics are irrelevant because the effect is the same*

Uncle SAM: YESS! YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY! NOW, LADY LIBERTY! LET FREEDOM RING!

(Far, far above, in trans-Neptunian space, somewhere out beyond the Oort cloud, in the ethereal calm of interstellar boredom, a torch--burning despite the complete lack of oxidizer--begins to accelerate. It is going to hit Earth, hit a red X, but first there will be a brief encounter with--

(The babies' frantic industry has produced a thing. Convoluted chambers of spit-bubbles warp along a hyperbolic plane and enclose a lepidoptiary of butt-erflies flapping furiously while at the center of the arrangement an orange jumpsuit is affixed by means of sticky, cloying poop to the underside of a great bubble and three babies hold the garment in one hand and the fourth baby--actually Baby Number THREE--with their other hand, because Baby Number THREE has dialed in a vector on his thimble and the spitship takes off, overcoming the MAGNETS, rushing upward like the lilt of a baby's coo--

(The TORCH is falling and the BABIES are rising. Are they on a collision course? Have the BABIES escaped? Are they all FORRINERS? Was Uncle SAM in collusion (of course?) Was the crowd really one person (of coarse?) What you need to keep in mind is that it doesn't matter--this is all a ridiculous scenario unfolding in one person's mind (originally mine but now, with completely different nuance,, your own). It's not a metaphor or an monster cockysis, it's a ridiculous response to a ridiculous notion. If you really want my interpretation of the ending it's that the babies have escaped, they were all foreign, uncle sam knew it and knew they would escape, and the torch is going to explode into a beautiful fireworks display that will make the crowd forget all about the babies. You should forget all about the babies. I don't know how this post got so long. Whoops.)
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Post by: Fanzay on January 28, 2015, 02:40:37 pm
I have no idea where else to post this so here ya go, folks

http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
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Post by: Runic on January 28, 2015, 03:03:15 pm
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "The letter grade is " + letterGrade + " and the grade point value is " + gradePointValue, null, JOptionPane.PLAIN_MESSAGE);
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Post by: Fanzay on January 28, 2015, 10:20:07 pm
i have a problem

[Viper]
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
U: 0I Chaff Launcher
U: 0C Kill Warrant Scanner

BH: 1I Military Grade Composite
RB: 3A Power Plant
TM: 3D Thrusters
FH: 3A Frame Shift Drive
EC: 2D Life Support
PC: 3A Power Distributor
SS: 3D Sensors
FS: 2C Fuel Tank (Capacity: 4)

3: 3A Shield Generator
3: 3A Shield Cell Bank
2: 2A Fuel Scoop
1: 1C Advanced Discovery Scanner
Isfahan, January 19, 2015, 07:15:27 pm

If this is your current build Isfahan, I'd switch out the gimballed size 1 beams with fixed beams, seeing as fixed guns get a damage boost, and you need that damage boost to crack an Anaconda's shields in any kind of reasonable time. Also, get better thrusters, and switch your Shield Cell bank for a B-class, you get more cells than an A.

What? No I can stop whenever I want, it's not like I have a problem or anything

Content:

Does for revolving limousines what Air Bud did for dogs and basketball. 10/10
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Post by: STOG on February 01, 2015, 02:16:59 pm
#superbowlEP what should i write about for my seahawks fanfiction assignment due tomorrow (500 words)?
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on February 01, 2015, 02:19:20 pm
#superbowlEP what should i write about for my seahawks fanfiction assignment due tomorrow (500 words)?
STOG, February 01, 2015, 02:16:59 pm
something with an inflation fetish
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Post by: STOG on February 01, 2015, 07:40:51 pm
#SuperBowlAds (A MAN BRINGS THE GUILLOTINE DOWN ON A NEWBORN BABY) Doritos Locos Tacos, available all night after the game!
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 10, 2015, 08:38:12 pm
people mad about kanye west grammys "beck"

e: people mad about kanye west grammys "beck" morning phase
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Post by: STOG on February 14, 2015, 11:14:27 am
Things I overhear: "Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be good, because it's finally legitimate porn!" Also someone's been throwing pizza
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Post by: Frank West on February 15, 2015, 11:17:01 am
(http://i.imgur.com/uYF8tCt.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 15, 2015, 11:45:58 am
Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks her period pussy before spraying hot, salty jizz all over her face. With his huge cock. His huge, huge cock. So huge that she is scared of it, your mom in character as this 21 year old girl. The girl whom she is pretending to be while she is flicking her middle-aged bean is younger than you. She is younger than your younger sister. She is a mere four years older than you were when your mom would have been horrified to find a pack of purloined Virginia Slims crumpled up in your Levis when she was doing your laundry.

Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him. The girl had to interview him for the school paper when her cub journalist roommate got sick, and then he tracked her down and made the girl his fuckslave.

This is what your middle aged suburban mom likes to think about when she pulls her Rabbit™, which is a bright purple larger-than-average artificial penis with rotating pearl-like bearings along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator shaped like the eponymous animal—when your 55 year old presumably overweight mother who has not groomed her salt and pepper pubic area in several decades and has what appears to be the scalp of 1982 Jerry Garcia affixed to her crotch—when she pulls this machine out of the dishwasher after your father has passed out in front of Sportscenter, when she unbuttons the top few buttons of her generously cut Walmart® Faded Glory™ jeans and teases the top of her mons pubis slightly with the tip of her index finger, she is beginning to think about this steely-eyed, young, and virile master of the universe—of her hot, moist universe. She is thinking about being a lithe virginal 21 year old whose pussy tastes like butterscotch, having the back of her neck held in a Vulcan death grip and her face forced into a pillow near to the point of suffocation while her wrists are duct taped behind her back with duct tape that this man– who looks exactly like Robert Pattinson, since the story originated as TWILIGHT fan fiction— this man purchased right in front of her, personally, at the hardware store where she had part time employment in her college town. He made a special trip and carved time out of his billionaire’s day to travel to her small community and purchase the accoutrements of brutal sexual bondage at the quaint mom and pop Tru Value where she earns $7.50 an hour, so as to communicate in a menacing but alluring manner that this accidental substitute cub reporter for the college newspaper was his desired catamite.

So she is thinking about being quasi-forcibly penetrated with this man’s impossibly generous and perfectly complected cock, your mom. A cock which is stretching her 21 year old butterscotch tasting pussy that even though said pussy has drunk deeply of this same member on a few prior occasions, this bone-white and rigid member is so impossibly huge that it still manages to push her open and stretch and sting. And yet somehow it miraculously fits, inside your mom. Who had hoped to have a sort of luxurious drawn out teasing period with the tip of her index finger on her mons pubis and outer labia before going whole hog with the Rabbit™ but the thought of his hot breath on her neck as he leaned on her and pushed her gagged face into the mattress was just too hot and she just plunged the whirring churning rotating rabbit inside her right up to the hilt and came instantly like a volcano; she couldn’t help herself. Your mom.

So in conclusion: five stars.
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Post by: positive stress on February 17, 2015, 09:20:46 pm
no idea what you're talking about, i'm a bread man to the grave, haven't you seen my "bread til dead" tattoo
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on February 19, 2015, 04:35:55 pm
"OKAYSOGROUPSEX."
"What? That sounded like Newspeak."
"We have always been on top of East Asia!"
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Post by: Mister Smalls on February 19, 2015, 04:45:20 pm
http://loyalgallery.com/artist_mat_brinkman.html
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Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on February 19, 2015, 05:45:59 pm
http://loyalgallery.com/artist_mat_brinkman.html
Mister Smalls, February 19, 2015, 04:45:20 pm

Wow, those sculptures are cool.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2015, 06:34:23 pm
http://www.howtopromoteabrandontheweb.com/
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Post by: Mistress Eva on March 02, 2015, 06:12:20 pm
Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks her period pussy before spraying hot, salty jizz all over her face. With his huge cock. His huge, huge cock. So huge that she is scared of it, your mom in character as this 21 year old girl. The girl whom she is pretending to be while she is flicking her middle-aged bean is younger than you. She is younger than your younger sister. She is a mere four years older than you were when your mom would have been horrified to find a pack of purloined Virginia Slims crumpled up in your Levis when she was doing your laundry.

Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him. The girl had to interview him for the school paper when her cub journalist roommate got sick, and then he tracked her down and made the girl his fuckslave.

This is what your middle aged suburban mom likes to think about when she pulls her Rabbit™, which is a bright purple larger-than-average artificial penis with rotating pearl-like bearings along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator shaped like the eponymous animal—when your 55 year old presumably overweight mother who has not groomed her salt and pepper pubic area in several decades and has what appears to be the scalp of 1982 Jerry Garcia affixed to her crotch—when she pulls this machine out of the dishwasher after your father has passed out in front of Sportscenter, when she unbuttons the top few buttons of her generously cut Walmart® Faded Glory™ jeans and teases the top of her mons pubis slightly with the tip of her index finger, she is beginning to think about this steely-eyed, young, and virile master of the universe—of her hot, moist universe. She is thinking about being a lithe virginal 21 year old whose pussy tastes like butterscotch, having the back of her neck held in a Vulcan death grip and her face forced into a pillow near to the point of suffocation while her wrists are duct taped behind her back with duct tape that this man– who looks exactly like Robert Pattinson, since the story originated as TWILIGHT fan fiction— this man purchased right in front of her, personally, at the hardware store where she had part time employment in her college town. He made a special trip and carved time out of his billionaire’s day to travel to her small community and purchase the accoutrements of brutal sexual bondage at the quaint mom and pop Tru Value where she earns $7.50 an hour, so as to communicate in a menacing but alluring manner that this accidental substitute cub reporter for the college newspaper was his desired catamite.

So she is thinking about being quasi-forcibly penetrated with this man’s impossibly generous and perfectly complected cock, your mom. A cock which is stretching her 21 year old butterscotch tasting pussy that even though said pussy has drunk deeply of this same member on a few prior occasions, this bone-white and rigid member is so impossibly huge that it still manages to push her open and stretch and sting. And yet somehow it miraculously fits, inside your mom. Who had hoped to have a sort of luxurious drawn out teasing period with the tip of her index finger on her mons pubis and outer labia before going whole hog with the Rabbit™ but the thought of his hot breath on her neck as he leaned on her and pushed her gagged face into the mattress was just too hot and she just plunged the whirring churning rotating rabbit inside her right up to the hilt and came instantly like a volcano; she couldn’t help herself. Your mom.

So in conclusion: five stars.
chai tea latte, February 15, 2015, 11:45:58 am

Holy shit. That is so fucking disturbing and brilliant -- I don't know whether I should laugh hysterically or weep bitterly between convulsive vomitting.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on March 08, 2015, 05:06:06 pm
Everyone in the film, including President Theodore Roosevelt (Claude Akins), seems openly thrilled to encounter Brady Hawkes.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 08, 2015, 11:07:34 pm
I can’t go to your holiday party because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert, or worse, a warm, emotionally-stable person who can relate to other people.

I’m an introvert. Ask my life coach. He says I’m an introvert, which is what he would expect from a gemini with a cancer rising.

I didn’t choose to be an introvert. Does the shark choose to be a shark? Does the panther choose to be a panther? One of the great things about being an introvert is you can ask questions out loud and not have to worry about ever hearing an answer.

I’m just a loner who lives the life of a solitary shark-panther. As an Introvert-American, I am used to all the jokes. They don’t bother me. All I need is a couch, the food ordering app Seamless, and a steady 9-to-5 job that doesn’t require I make eye contact with anyone.

That last one is big. Because I’m pretty socially awkward on account of I’m kind of a dick.

How do I know you’re not an introvert? Well. You invited me to a holiday party, for one.

You know you’re an introvert when, like me, the needs of friends and family are inconvenient to my need to eat beef chow fun and fuck around on YouTube.

You know you’re an introvert when you cancel plans because you’re lazy. You know you’re an introvert if you hate crowds, or couples, or anyone who isn’t delivering your beef chow fun.

You’d understand if you were an introvert, but you’re not. You know when I realized I was an introvert? One night I got really drunk on wine alone at home and when I woke up the next afternoon on the bathroom floor I thought “this is great.”

But back to the point: why would I respond to an RSVP when you knew I wasn’t going to go? Next time, send the invitation like always and then just immediately assume I declined the invitation you just sent.

Ugh, I hate conflict, because I’m a coward. And an introvert! But at least I’m honest, right? I tell it like it is. For instance, you’ve really let yourself go since Deborah left you for her life coach.

When I’m in a big group of people I just feel like no one is talking about me enough, and that makes the palms of my hands and the meat of my butt sweaty.

So there it is. I can’t go to your holiday party. Yes, I know your holiday party was last weekend.

I can’t go to your holiday party last weekend or next year because I’m an introvert who has better things to do. Like reading old gchats, or stalking exes on Instagram, or staring blankly at walls. I would prefer smelling my own farts to going to any holiday party at all.

I don’t know about you but learning is lifelong so that’s why I spend hours reading Wikipedia by myself.

Have you seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” on Blu-ray three times? That is what I thought. Here’s a warning: the unexamined life is not worth living.

It’s not that your holiday parties aren’t fun. I hear they are holiday parties. Who doesn’t love homemade eggnog? Also, who doesn’t love a small chance of salmonella?

You know why they call it small talk? I don’t care, can I go home now?

Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite holiday song is I tell them “All I Want For Christmas Is You, But You Died From Cancer 12 Years Ago.”

Let me also add that I don’t need to go to your holiday party to learn that you have a huge apartment filled with expensive furniture because I can learn about all the things you have that I don’t have by coming over to your place on, oh, any Tuesday night.

I really regret not coming over and coveting your cheese spread, but I was too busy screaming into my pillow because I am so goddamn lonely sometimes.

But not lonely enough to go to your holiday party. No offense. The last time I went, which was for five minutes a hundred years ago, I really enjoyed your toilet.

We really have lost the true meaning of Christmas, which is, as far as I’m concerned, eating glazed ham with your fingers while watching “Love, Actually.”

Anyway, I have a screenplay to write about an introvert who is a brilliant computer hacker who has sex with many beautiful women. It’s titled “Why I Didn’t Go To Your Holiday Party.”

If I don’t write angry tweets to celebrities and businesses, who will? Who? You? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. The only thing YOU care about are the people who trust your word and depend on you.

These Netflix shows aren’t going to watch themselves, you know? These saltine crackers aren’t going to slather themselves in peanut butter, okay? This penis isn’t going to masturbate itself, understand?

I am a busy man with a lot on his spinning plates. When was the last time you had to break in a pair of fat pants? I’ve got a list of things to do: organize my spoons. Nap. Drink wine and text my life coach. He lives in Sedona.

Oh, really? You got me a present? How thoughtful. Can you Fed-Ex it to me?
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Post by: crow on March 09, 2015, 12:00:41 am
I can’t go to your holiday party because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert, or worse, a warm, emotionally-stable person who can relate to other people.

I’m an introvert. Ask my life coach. He says I’m an introvert, which is what he would expect from a gemini with a cancer rising.

I didn’t choose to be an introvert. Does the shark choose to be a shark? Does the panther choose to be a panther? One of the great things about being an introvert is you can ask questions out loud and not have to worry about ever hearing an answer.

I’m just a loner who lives the life of a solitary shark-panther. As an Introvert-American, I am used to all the jokes. They don’t bother me. All I need is a couch, the food ordering app Seamless, and a steady 9-to-5 job that doesn’t require I make eye contact with anyone.

That last one is big. Because I’m pretty socially awkward on account of I’m kind of a dick.

How do I know you’re not an introvert? Well. You invited me to a holiday party, for one.

You know you’re an introvert when, like me, the needs of friends and family are inconvenient to my need to eat beef chow fun and fuck around on YouTube.

You know you’re an introvert when you cancel plans because you’re lazy. You know you’re an introvert if you hate crowds, or couples, or anyone who isn’t delivering your beef chow fun.

You’d understand if you were an introvert, but you’re not. You know when I realized I was an introvert? One night I got really drunk on wine alone at home and when I woke up the next afternoon on the bathroom floor I thought “this is great.”

But back to the point: why would I respond to an RSVP when you knew I wasn’t going to go? Next time, send the invitation like always and then just immediately assume I declined the invitation you just sent.

Ugh, I hate conflict, because I’m a coward. And an introvert! But at least I’m honest, right? I tell it like it is. For instance, you’ve really let yourself go since Deborah left you for her life coach.

When I’m in a big group of people I just feel like no one is talking about me enough, and that makes the palms of my hands and the meat of my butt sweaty.

So there it is. I can’t go to your holiday party. Yes, I know your holiday party was last weekend.

I can’t go to your holiday party last weekend or next year because I’m an introvert who has better things to do. Like reading old gchats, or stalking exes on Instagram, or staring blankly at walls. I would prefer smelling my own farts to going to any holiday party at all.

I don’t know about you but learning is lifelong so that’s why I spend hours reading Wikipedia by myself.

Have you seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” on Blu-ray three times? That is what I thought. Here’s a warning: the unexamined life is not worth living.

It’s not that your holiday parties aren’t fun. I hear they are holiday parties. Who doesn’t love homemade eggnog? Also, who doesn’t love a small chance of salmonella?

You know why they call it small talk? I don’t care, can I go home now?

Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite holiday song is I tell them “All I Want For Christmas Is You, But You Died From Cancer 12 Years Ago.”

Let me also add that I don’t need to go to your holiday party to learn that you have a huge apartment filled with expensive furniture because I can learn about all the things you have that I don’t have by coming over to your place on, oh, any Tuesday night.

I really regret not coming over and coveting your cheese spread, but I was too busy screaming into my pillow because I am so goddamn lonely sometimes.

But not lonely enough to go to your holiday party. No offense. The last time I went, which was for five minutes a hundred years ago, I really enjoyed your toilet.

We really have lost the true meaning of Christmas, which is, as far as I’m concerned, eating glazed ham with your fingers while watching “Love, Actually.”

Anyway, I have a screenplay to write about an introvert who is a brilliant computer hacker who has sex with many beautiful women. It’s titled “Why I Didn’t Go To Your Holiday Party.”

If I don’t write angry tweets to celebrities and businesses, who will? Who? You? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. The only thing YOU care about are the people who trust your word and depend on you.

These Netflix shows aren’t going to watch themselves, you know? These saltine crackers aren’t going to slather themselves in peanut butter, okay? This penis isn’t going to masturbate itself, understand?

I am a busy man with a lot on his spinning plates. When was the last time you had to break in a pair of fat pants? I’ve got a list of things to do: organize my spoons. Nap. Drink wine and text my life coach. He lives in Sedona.

Oh, really? You got me a present? How thoughtful. Can you Fed-Ex it to me?
chai tea latte, March 08, 2015, 11:07:34 pm

It's my third night of college and my roommate already has a girlfriend, who he's having sex with in the bunk above me right now. Our double room has become an informal triple, consisting of me, my roommate and the specter of self-doubt telling me I'll never be close to another human being. I'm considering suicide, but I've heard it's illegal and can't imagine the penalty for a multiple suicide - I'd be killing myself and all the people in my head I could've been before I went to college to learn how to program chairlift interfaces.

My roommate is a DJ at frat parties and looks Greek - all DJs are descended from galley drummers. His girlfriend is pretty but has too many tribal tattoos. Once he mentioned this flaw, but later said he hadn't been drinking and had his reality goggles on.

My room overlooks a square courtyard called the "quad." I've seen similar areas at other colleges, but think ours is the only one called the "quad" - or hope so, and that my college, its students and their hopes and dreams are unique and not just modular parts for a giant malfunctioning chairlift. The walls of the room are covered with supermodel posters. Today I tore one down looking for an electrical outlet and saw the words "HELP ME" written repeatedly on the wall in a mix of blood and hair gel, but then the poster re-affixed itself to the wall like a rapidly healing wound.

I'm trying to do homework, but my thoughts have the same rhythm as the sex above me, so that every epiphany is drowned out by a coital moan. I wonder if doing homework and getting fornicated are somehow the same. I'd take some Adderall to improve my concentration, but it gives me stimulant psychosis. Last night, after taking several capsules, I heard all the rap songs in the dorm across the quad combine into one massive rap, spit by a giant hundred-eyed MC in whose head the residents were trapped like people in a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

I put down my homework and read an article in the student newsletter.

How to Get along with Your New Roommate

It's your worst nightmare: you come back to your room after a hard night of studying and it's full of people. The new Dave Matthews Band CD is blasting on the stereo and a couple are making out on your bed. The couple peel off their faces, revealing that they're actually monsters made out of television static. You run for the door but get lost in a maze of sewer tunnels where your worst fears mock you in your own voice....

Below the article is a list of recent alumni and their degrees. I can't help but notice how "AA" looks like a terrified scream suddenly cut short.

My roommate and his girlfriend have stopped having sex, but the room is still shaking. It must be the portal underneath my college that students are sent through to their futures. Lately, objects have been coming out of it: student loan bills, bottles of antidepressants and retail counters.

I leave the room and walk across the quad, passing the windows of a night class. The students are seated at desks that slope downward toward the podium, like skiers on a chairlift that only goes downhill.

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Post by: chai tea latte on March 09, 2015, 11:48:53 pm
"We were trying to make an un-burnable American flag, and through the R and D process we had to burn like 50 American flags," explained Adam DeVine.
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Post by: crow on March 13, 2015, 09:58:49 am
Why would I pay for bomb ass titties when I can just get them for free? ~Benjamin Franklin.
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Post by: Mistress Eva on March 14, 2015, 07:25:47 am
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Post by: A sphere with points on March 21, 2015, 12:58:27 pm
Title: sherlock holmes walked in, paused, and looked me up and down
Post by: chai tea latte on March 29, 2015, 01:14:19 am
A slight crooked smile played upon the famouse detective’s lips – even after all these years, he still had a flair for the dramatic, and relished the chance to show off his talents. “Elementary, my dear chap. First, the angle on your trousers’ pleats is quite high, and appears to have been adjusted from a sitting position, probably while cross legged. A precarious position – for most men. This tells me that your dick is incredibly small, and that youve probably never had sex. From the callous on your thumb and forefinger, we can deduce that you jack off to hentea manga every night, and that you occasionally do it wrong and accidentally hurt your small dick. Here, we can extrapolate to how retarded you must be. Finally, from your gayness I can deduce how much of ahomo you are.” The detective paused, stood back, and smiled rakishly, but not unkindly. His ever-present confidante spoke up: “No matter how many times I see you do it, Holmes, it still amazes me. Extraordinary.”
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on March 29, 2015, 09:59:19 pm
How has the week been treating you so far?
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Post by: Nyarai on March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png

(http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png)
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Post by: positive stress on March 29, 2015, 11:12:56 pm
/bikeshed
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 29, 2015, 11:25:58 pm
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png

(http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).png)
Nyarai, March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
play a real class, like mill druid

e:
feud would tel olyou that it could be a deep seeded psychological desir since when I was a Dj at a goth club the girls all ignored me and at the etime i was way 2 shy to get at any of them but the ones at the other goth club across the street prety sure i was datin a dued i had to ask them are you a dude it was kind of embarasing but ive asked like 10 people on craigsliist that have sent me pictures if they are dudes girls dont like that ill post one of theemails here becuz it was so god damn funny i really offended that person. WIth goth "thing it is itn a fetish I like the girls who are into goth and raves still becuz when i was 20 I wasted a lot of my life partyin and being scared but being around thdese people and I makde lots of friends in that scene. I like goth girls becuz i wanted to be Robert Smith or Nivek Ogre when i was a teenage and i never dressed goth or acted it i just pretend in my head that i stand befo the darkness waters and girls flow to me like river wine. But I think it would be funny to date a goth girl when im 32 ok thats all im tired of boring software enginerers and directors of marketing and crap that you want to its like imposiible to make them like you when dont have a horse or a miljion bucks. So I guess the goth thing is just whatever i want is what i like right? some people like BBW and some people like BMW i like goth girls peace. OH man let me tell you about this one girl I ddated she broke my glasses and one of our best friend in the co workers at her job killed himself with a sho gun becuz of her lmao I Know how to pick them moromon girls wait aybe I dont want a goth girl ... she was in a industrial band and sang and was v fuckin goth and now i am not so sure thinkin this  but have you seen that girl in huNiepop that does drugs and likes goth? shes my favoerite if ive played that game which I Havent.
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Post by: MISANDRY CANNON on March 31, 2015, 06:06:53 pm
"A drop of sweat was rolling down Ron Paul's pure libertarian cheek. He raised his head to the sun and he said "Let it be known for the ages to come, there is but one commandment a pure hearted shall never break. One moral principal where all other principles originate from." His voice turned into a roar so terrifying no statist would dare to defy "NO-ONE, SHALL COME BETWEEN THE SACRED MATRIOMONY OF MAN AND HIS PROPERTY."
The world was silent. The free men stood together. Only the glimmer of guns danced in the sunlight.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 03, 2015, 03:11:32 am
http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on April 12, 2015, 07:09:02 pm
http://i.imgur.com/kv0dEK5.jpg
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Post by: crow on April 12, 2015, 08:09:48 pm
It really irritates me that recreational cannabis consumption is so much less socially accepted than recreational alcohol consumption.  I wish Jesus had turned fruit seeds into weed nuggets instead of turning water into wine.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on April 22, 2015, 04:00:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/BGqRH1S.png)
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Post by: Runic on April 22, 2015, 09:26:58 am
Shit Gleech, I have not had a boner this entire thread up until now. Put that shit behind a NSFW tag man.
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Post by: Good Ol Cburgs on April 23, 2015, 02:01:35 am
Since the 17th century the official name of Bhutan has been Dru Ü (country of the Drukpa Lineage, the Dragon People, or the Land of the Thunder Dragon, a reference to the country's dominant Buddhist sect) and Bhutan only appears in English-language official correspondence.


Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on April 25, 2015, 12:53:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CwG26h3.jpg)

EDIT
Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
Good Ol Cburgs, April 23, 2015, 02:01:35 am
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Post by: Good Ol Cburgs on April 25, 2015, 04:12:38 am


eatenmyeyes, April 25, 2015, 12:53:55 am

I'm now terrified that Bhutan may secretly be an alien social experiment, thanks to this video.
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Post by: Isfahan on April 25, 2015, 05:40:57 pm
hink u know about shotguns man, why would you ever want a pumpaction over a semiauto makes no sence
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 29, 2015, 01:57:57 am
1 Snapcaster Mage
3 Stoneforge Mystic
1 Vendilion Clique

3 Jace, the Mind Sculptor

5 Island
2 Plains
2 Arid Mesa
4 Flooded Strand
3 Scalding Tarn
3 Tundra
1 Volcanic Island
1 Academy Ruins
1 Karakas

1 Batterskull
1 Engineered Explosives
3 Sensei's Divining Top
3 Counterbalance
1 Detention Sphere
4 Brainstorm
2 Counterspell
4 Force of Will
2 Spell Pierce
4 Swords to Plowshares
1 Entreat the Angels
1 Supreme Verdict
3 Terminus

Sideboard
1 Grafdigger's Cage
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Rest in Peace
1 Disenchant
1 Path to Exile
3 Red Elemental Blast
1 Spell Pierce
1 Umezawa's Jitte
1 Vendilion Clique
2 Venser, Shaper Savant
1 Terminus
1 Mountain
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 29, 2015, 03:53:46 pm
Ah, the "I'm a fucking asshole and these cards should be banned" deck.
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Post by: crow on April 29, 2015, 04:18:49 pm
~/Documents/Aspyr/Sid Meier's Civilization 5/MODS
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2015, 03:56:51 pm
https://40.media.tumblr.com/745d5b515d25ef0b8d1454eb780c1ca3/tumblr_nn794xQOD51rylzllo1_540.jpg
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Post by: positive stress on April 30, 2015, 06:53:11 pm
I don't remember ever seeing this rooster, but I do remember hearing about it at one point or another. It will be dearly missed by somebody, probably.
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 02, 2015, 08:55:53 pm
I haven't recognized myself in old photos, like as a kid, since 2003/2004 or so because I died. I was replaced. Reiki = Tendai Buddhism = Shin or True Pure Land Buddhism = Mahayana Buddhist Emptiness-Monks Ninjas. Their lineage is transmitted through spirit possession. We know this now. That is what they believe. That is what I did. What I did was -- Simile of the Bath-Attendant, a ritual found in the Vimuttimagga, by me in present day like only a few days ago. and Clark Chilson, did a podcast, on a new book published on secret Shin, and what makes them secret? well, like all esoteric lineages, the top of the totem pole is always haunted. I met , in college, very experienced Buddhists. but the point is that I said elsewhere, and previously... possession, and getting to the top of the totem pole, there is no totem pole... a monk is just a pole, like a lightning rod. that is why it is called middle way, the shaman stands on the ground, underneath them is the underworld, and the resting dead, above them are night-mare hags, their ability involves finding a loose ghost, a lost soul, and inflating it like a balloon, until it floats, and hags. for more information on this, don't argue, don't be a bitch, learn, and study other points of view, because they're here. now. in your backyard. not Japan. not Tibet. Here.
especially S.Korea, and Vietnam, through skills of comparative religion, such as studying Anglicanism, we can figure out, how the whole totem pole works.

I am the same profession as you , an undergrad, I can write an organized well thought essay but I won't post one to reddit because of character count limitations. I am shooting the shit. Nothing I said is word salad. Are you familiar with Heidegger?
"Being", c.f. -- Being In Time by Heidegger
ok?
You -- that is -- Being -- is separate -- from your consciousness. Completely separate things. You can throw an object into a beam splitter , technically, and separate its field from the entire object.
this is what shamans do
they don't use trance, they use their nose, and their mouth
in goes an entire ghost, out goes another entire ghost
the result -- new personality
this is not word salad, it's a plausible assumption based on academic research, comparison, experience and science
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 05, 2015, 11:21:46 pm
   Sweetshrub (Calycanthus floridus) (Late spring, fall foliage)
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Post by: BomberJacket on May 06, 2015, 12:04:07 am
Orthodontic Ghost

Sophie, Lauren, Stephie and Hillary, four sisters, were chatting and drinking lemonade on their room. They all four had the luck they didn't need braces or other orthodontic stuff, the dentist didn't think it was necessary until now and their parents couldn't afford it before. Their best friend Jessie died in a fire accident at her orthodontic office and they were talking about her.
Suddenly all four saw a white shade of a figure, which used to be Jessie. They recognized her by the fact the shade had an Interlandi combination headgear, like Jessie had on her head. “Jessie!” They all called. “I've something to say, soon all you four girls get the same stuff as I had, so you get a set of full bands and Interlandi combination headgear”.
“Why, the dentist thought it wasn't necessary and our parents can't afford it”. “Plans changed, you remember the dentist made some X-rays and impressions at your last appointment, I saw the records. It doesn't look so bad for now, but if you don't do anything it will get even worse then my teeth, you will get an overbite of about three and a half centimeters and your teeth will get very crooked. The dentist arranged that the insurance would pay everything when you all four cooperate. Suddenly their mother knocked on the door and Jessie was gone “I've got some tea for you, will you come downstairs”.
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Post by: STOG on May 09, 2015, 01:00:08 pm
Live in the back of your van with a bunch of Mechwarrior paperback novels for comfort
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Post by: Digital Walnut on May 16, 2015, 10:39:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jFx5aWrl.jpg)
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Post by: STOG on May 17, 2015, 10:21:35 pm
PAYDAY 2: The Novelization

Chapter 5

"How much money did we make from that bank job?" said Bain.

"300,000 tacos," said Chains.

"What in the what!" Bain said. "We didn't rob a Taco Bell!"

"I got hungry," said Chains. "I need carbs. And fiber. And cheese. For my delts and my abs."

"How did you turn a million dollars into 300,000 tacos!?"

"Welcome to the United States of Tacos, motherfucker."
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 18, 2015, 03:20:20 pm
http://i.imgur.com/XD6tJFO.png
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 20, 2015, 07:15:35 pm
If someone tied him to a chair in front of a mirror and alternated between asking how smart he was and cutting of small pieces of his face, I wonder how many different answers he would give before passing out.
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Post by: positive stress on May 20, 2015, 08:10:32 pm
Oh hey, there's a bunch of Chick Fil A sauce in my medicine cabinet
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 30, 2015, 12:43:39 pm
Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body
parts. Here is what the Chairman told them:He took a good look at them and made them sit.Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.
He looked at them with serious eyes and said;
"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave
your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your
bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 01, 2015, 12:43:59 pm
James Ferdinand Morton, Jr. And H.P. Lovecraft buddy cop adventure
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Post by: Adept on June 12, 2015, 04:38:47 pm
https://twitter.com/vondellswain/status/609189676277104640
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Post by: crow on June 12, 2015, 04:50:46 pm
COPA
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Post by: Runic on June 12, 2015, 05:56:56 pm
http://blog.marekrosa.org/2015/04/introducing-our-general-artificial_8.html
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 12, 2015, 06:08:28 pm
http://visitmilwaukee.tumblr.com/post/113198387347/announcement
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on June 12, 2015, 10:03:27 pm
Timmins, Fiona. 2011. "Managers' duty to maintain good workplace communications skills." Nursing Management - UK 18, no. 3: 30-34. Academic Search Complete, EBSCOhost (accessed June 12, 2015).
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Post by: cube abuser on June 28, 2015, 06:37:49 pm
my current opponent's character is just a normal man named "roy" who has a colostomy bag??? the real life adult man who im up against is literally pathetic in an adorable and not-self-aware way and the last comic set he submitted was literally fingerpainted on his phone bc his mom kicked him out of her house
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Post by: crow on June 29, 2015, 12:11:41 am
My boy scout leader was named Roy and had a colostomy bag.  That's not a quote, that's my real life
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 02, 2015, 06:38:19 pm
the turgid little boy has already plugged a desiring-machine into a social machine, short-circuiting the parents
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on July 08, 2015, 11:06:28 am
Anime is in its "early 90s Image Comics" phase.
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Post by: Runic on July 09, 2015, 01:10:01 am
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=477529932
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Post by: A Meat on July 11, 2015, 07:45:55 am
http://www.eidolonproject.org/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 12, 2015, 09:45:39 pm
MF DOOM DRIVES AN OLD SCHOOL MINI TRUCK WITH DAYTONS. HE ALSO DRIVES AN OLD SCHOOL CADDI WITH LEAVES AIRBRUSHED. MF DOOM IS KNOWN TO HAND OUT CHANGE TO THE HOMELESS. ONCE, HE GAVE A MAN 10,000 US DOLLARS. THE HOMELESS MAN NEVER KNEW SUCH GENEROUSNESS. MF DOOM SAID HE LIKES RICE CRISPIES TREATS. HE HATES ANIMAL CRUELTY, EVEN THOUGH HE SPORTED A FUR COAT ONE TIME. ON HIS SPARE TIME, HE MAKES COOKIES FOR HIS GRANDKIDS. HE HAS A DOG NAMED GRIME AND A FOX CALLED TROT. HE LOVES THE BREAKING BAD EPISODES. AND WANTS TO MOVE INTO THE MOVIE SCREEN.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on July 14, 2015, 03:22:33 am
http://i.imgur.com/UXCBWlW.gifv
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Post by: STOG on July 19, 2015, 09:46:09 am
learn how to draw minion vore on your TI-84 graphing calculators
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Post by: slambam on July 19, 2015, 10:48:27 am
Pennricher Str. 27
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Post by: Spoop on July 20, 2015, 05:59:41 pm
lm1 <-lmer(data = d, RT 􏰁 set * prime + (1|subj) + (1|- subj:prime:set) + (1|item) + (1|prime:item), REML = FALSE).

kill me.
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on July 23, 2015, 10:08:13 pm
Left Behind is fundie revenge porn
Quote from
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Post by: A Meat on July 27, 2015, 02:18:45 pm
and the authorities attack my life with gusto
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Post by: positive stress on July 29, 2015, 06:11:28 pm
I was explaining celery man to my assistant the other day
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Post by: Spoop on July 30, 2015, 04:38:07 am
except Friday at noon when I have to go pick up a corgi
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
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Post by: crow on July 31, 2015, 02:13:05 am
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am

Don't post stuff from my blog
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Post by: Runic on July 31, 2015, 11:34:19 am
That's a quote from Ayn Rand man.
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Post by: crow on July 31, 2015, 01:03:25 pm
That's a quote from Ayn Rand man.
Runic, July 31, 2015, 11:34:19 am

Smoking is good for you and makes you look cool

A picture of me:
(https://stardustandsequins.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/crow.jpg)
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 08, 2015, 11:13:24 am
Frame, Frame, Fatal Frame It Plays Such Hideous Tricks On The Brain
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Post by: STOG on August 08, 2015, 03:18:49 pm
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am

this is why man invented water guns
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Post by: slambam on August 13, 2015, 11:33:23 am
Missouri man sues ‘Throwed Rolls’ restaurant after he was hit, injured by roll
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Post by: Spoop on August 13, 2015, 02:41:40 pm
https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/amsterdam-vending-machines.jpg
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Post by: positive stress on August 23, 2015, 03:55:58 pm
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MADOKA MAGICA (SHOW) AND PAUL BLART MALL COP
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Post by: Runic on August 23, 2015, 05:26:11 pm
Aztec Thought and Culture
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 23, 2015, 09:59:43 pm
Who's a beautiful tiny crouton? YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL TINY CROUTON!!! come rest in my pocket.
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Post by: Spoop on August 24, 2015, 04:35:30 am
"What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 24, 2015, 06:08:53 am
"What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
Spoop, August 24, 2015, 04:35:30 am

only 90s kids remember this

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Sam “Red” Levine provides a singular illustration of this. Levine was New York City gangster Charley “Lucky” Luciano’s favorite contract killer. According to Martin Gosch and Richard Hammer’s 1975 book The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano, Lucky called Red “the best driver and hitman I had.” Red also had another persona: He was an Orthodox Jew. He always wore a kipah under his hat, ate only kosher food, and conscientiously observed the Sabbath. Levine never planned to murder anyone from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on August 26, 2015, 04:27:48 pm
I’m in highschool (just finished my frosh yr) and I’m supposed to go on a big trip this summer. I didnt have any way to get money and my parents didnt want me to have a lot of cash so they set me up with my first bank account and put $1000 in! It came with a atm card and some checks.
The checks were really cool, I never had anything like them before. But I was kind of sad because I didn’t have anything to use them for. I had a lot of friends over last week and I showed them the checks and they all thought they were really cool too. I got the idea that I could give my friends some souvenir checks. I TOLD them these were ONLY SOUVENIRS. We had a blast that day, I was acting like a billionaire and making jokes asking people how much money they needed and then writing them a fake check. I kept telling them it was all FAKE and they couldn’t cash the checks.
Because some of my friends are idiots I got a txt today from one guy saying he tried to cash a check and the bank wouldnt give him money. I told him what the f*** are you doing trying to cash the check after I TOLD you not to.
I went to the bank this afternoon to sort it out and I asked how much money was in the account. They said there was NOTHING in the account and that I owed THEM money for fees. I felt like I was going to faint or throw up so I got out of there as fast as I could (didn’t explain the situation to them).
I need to fix this without my parents finding out. do I talk to the police first or do I talk to the bank first about the stolen money? Im in MI.
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Post by: STOG on August 28, 2015, 02:45:37 pm
can't wait until some guy makes a racetrack out of his studio apartment and makes fat kitties race each other in the 'kitty 500'
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2015, 04:36:55 pm
can't wait until some guy makes a racetrack out of his studio apartment and makes fat kitties race each other in the 'kitty 500'
STOG, August 28, 2015, 02:45:37 pm
Me neither!

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[falsetto scatting] ♪♪ When I was a man ♪♪01:06:42♪♪ people said ♪♪01:06:43♪♪ hey man ♪♪01:06:44♪♪ how you do ♪♪01:06:46♪♪ I say very well ♪♪01:06:49♪♪ or sometimes not that ♪♪01:06:50♪♪ it depended on the day ♪♪01:06:55♪♪ get yourself together
♪♪01:06:58♪♪ put your spleen ♪♪01:07:00♪♪ back in your body ♪♪01:07:03♪♪ take your kidneys ♪♪01:07:04♪♪ and look at them carefully ♪♪01:07:06♪♪ and put them back in ♪♪01:07:08♪♪ like you know ♪♪01:07:09♪♪ what you’re doing ♪♪01:07:13♪♪ ‘
cause you are ♪♪01:07:14♪♪ the loveliest ♪♪01:07:15♪♪ android ♪♪01:07:18♪♪ I’ve ever met ♪♪01:07:19[robot sounds]
♪♪ And I want to stroke ♪♪01:07:26♪♪ your synthetic ♪♪01:07:27♪♪ hair
♪♪01:07:29♪♪ ooh ♪♪01:07:30♪♪ not one strand falls out ♪♪01:07:32♪♪ ooh ♪♪01:07:33♪♪ nothing on the comb ♪♪01:07:34♪♪ nothing on the brush ♪♪01:07:35♪♪ baby, you’re perfect ♪♪01:07:36♪♪ yeah ♪♪01:07:37♪♪ no skin cells ♪♪01:07:38♪♪ nowhere to be found ♪♪01:07:40♪♪ you’re perfect ♪♪01:07:41♪♪ your legs are shapeable ♪♪01:07:44♪♪ to any way that I choose ♪♪01:07:46♪♪ you’re simply perfect
♪♪01:07:48♪♪ but you’re not ♪♪01:07:49♪♪ the real thing ♪♪
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Post by: ThatsMyFetish on August 30, 2015, 05:30:47 pm
Stumbled upon this some days ago. https://www.mgtow.com/   it's like an extreme version of men's activists.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on August 31, 2015, 03:47:40 pm
http://i.imgur.com/JAgyTUIl.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 06, 2015, 09:19:40 pm
So I'm hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I've got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.
Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I'm finished with it. I 'joked' back and said if I didn't have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I'd never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said "but what about when you need to poop?". I naturally pointed out that I'm a guy and therefore don't put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I've misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.
Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men's restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal.
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Post by: slambam on September 07, 2015, 06:23:41 pm
Ramon Tikaram
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Post by: Spoop on September 09, 2015, 11:36:42 am
It used to really annoy me when we were dating and a couple of times in the car I would just respond for him, like this:

BS: "What do you think, [BS then-boyfriend]?
BSH: silence, no reaction
BS: "Well, BS, I think that that is a very good idea. Did I mention I love you?"
BS: "I love you too, why don't we go to the ocean tomorrow."
BS: "Great idea, I'll pick you up"
And on and on until I ran out of conversation ideas.

He didn't like it at all when I did that, and we ended up having a discussion about it. He responds more often now, even if it is just "okay". Sometimes I have to ask if "okay" means he agrees with me or if "okay" means he heard me but that's it. Not to say that he never does it anymore, he still does it a lot, but a lot less than he used to.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 12, 2015, 11:57:24 am
http://reductress.com/post/no-way-in-hell-is-my-boyfriend-getting-out-of-apple-picking-this-year/
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Post by: Eonwe on September 14, 2015, 09:21:09 pm
http://ballp.it/index.php

i was linking my friends on something awful this site
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Post by: Spoop on September 16, 2015, 10:51:00 am
http://ballp.it/index.php

i was linking my friends on something awful this site
Eonwe, September 14, 2015, 09:21:09 pm

not possible. No such thing as friends on SA ;)
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Post by: Runic on September 16, 2015, 12:58:28 pm
http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/news/20010813/clean-needles-combat-hiv-infections
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 20, 2015, 06:04:22 pm
TOP DEFINITION   
discourse
The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.

I had a discourse with your mom last night.
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Post by: STOG on September 21, 2015, 03:51:08 am
Recordings not yet but I want to meet up in order to show personally how I play and you aswell and know the group better. I have alot of influences and fav bands such as Three Days Grace, Black Veil Brides, Coldplay, U2, Chevelle, Green day, RadioHead, Linkin Park, ext. I have alot even classics but if I have to go with one ir be TDG (with Adam Gontier) (-) I go to EPCC VV so we could schedule if your intrested. What instrument do you play?
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Post by: Digital Walnut on September 21, 2015, 03:25:05 pm
http://eroticfalconry.com/EroticFalconry/Personals__Birds_Seeking_Gloves.html
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Post by: Spoop on September 22, 2015, 06:14:43 pm
radiator key
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 24, 2015, 01:14:26 pm
fox mulder checks into a hotel in rural new mexico on the hunt for another mysterious x file

“name?” asks the woman at the front counter

“juan,” he replies, “juan tubeleve”
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Post by: montrith on September 24, 2015, 04:57:26 pm
Warning, this is the most terrifying and baffling thing you'll ever watch.

https://studios.amazon.com/projects/63662#.

EDIT: The 3D version.

https://studios.amazon.com/projects/59223#.
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Post by: positive stress on September 25, 2015, 09:57:25 pm
good

that is great haha my lptop is full of cum
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Post by: Spoop on September 26, 2015, 08:47:33 am
2 Adult Standard
The Godfather Part II, Sunday 27 Sep 2015 at 14:30, UPP
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 11, 2015, 07:48:42 pm
I have a friend who drinks a lot of smoothies from Booster Juice. He regularly sends me text messages that involve the abbreviation "bj". For example: "420 bj?" or "just grabbing sushi and bj".
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Post by: Ambious on October 13, 2015, 08:21:10 am
NASA/JPL-Caltech
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Post by: Spoop on October 13, 2015, 08:30:25 am
@article{James:2000jxa,
   Author = {James, Lori E and Burke, Deborah M},
   Date-Added = {2015-06-26 21:34:51 +0000},
   Date-Modified = {2015-06-26 21:34:51 +0000},
   Journal = {Journal of Experimental Psychology: Learning, Memory, and Cognition},
   Number = {6},
   Pages = {1378--1391},
   Title = {{Phonological priming effects on word retrieval and tip-of-the-tongue experiences in young and older adults.}},
   Volume = {26},
   Year = {2000}}
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Post by: STOG on October 13, 2015, 09:38:11 am
where are my weed socks i cant smoke weed without my weed socks
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Post by: Glitterbomber on October 13, 2015, 02:51:48 pm
diarrhea
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Post by: The Comna on October 15, 2015, 12:06:14 am
Tatlock, Lynne. “Engendering Social Order: From Costume Autobiogrphy to Conversation Games in Grimmelshausen’s Simpliciana.” A Companion to the Works of Grimmelshausen. Ed. Karl F Otto. Rochester, NY: Camden House, 2003. 269–90. Print.
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Post by: Spoop on October 17, 2015, 07:15:20 am
it’s a special occasion
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 18, 2015, 05:20:56 pm
My younger brother and I haven't always been on the best of terms. He's a rude, anti-intellectual, raging homophobic (to the point where if he even sees any "of the queer" he lets out a muffled yell and flips the channel/crosses the street/averts his gaze), anti-semite with a huge entitlement complex that he has mostly because he makes a lot of money at the Ferrari repair shop he works at. The fact that I'm a liberal art student doesn't help matters either.

For years, my brother has been lording the fact that he makes more money than I do over me and constantly says, even in front of my art-school graduate father, how worthless my degree will be. It's as if the concept of me not caring how much money I make so long as I'm doing what I love is completely alien to him.

I've been really trying to mend bridges with him for the past year and I decided I would go out and splurge a little bit on the christmas presents. I've never had much money so I made my family artwork this christmas, but in addition to that, I got my brother a nice and warm $80 jacket that he needed as well as the swiss army knife that he's been dropping hints at for months. He gave me a stained fleece that he wrote "fag" in bleach on and a key chain that he got free from work.

After the present opening, his girlfriend comes up to me and says that I shouldn't use the key chain as a key chain. Apparently the one he gave her months before shattered after she tried to put some keys on it and cut her hand.


Sorry to go all e/n but after all this time of us trying to be nicer to each other he just goes right back to not giving a shit. It kinda made this one of the worst christmases ever
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Post by: A Meat on October 22, 2015, 02:18:58 pm
Elvira then lied herself down into her stomach before mainly and slowly lifting her head up, as she glanced at the empty bottle of beer next to her.
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Post by: Spoop on October 22, 2015, 04:03:59 pm
I think we’ve really done ourselves a disservice by phasing out gelatin-based dinners
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2015, 10:15:01 am
"You've been a very naughty girl," Ramsay gentley murmured. Despite the fallen soufflés, something else was beginning to rise.
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Post by: Bodark on October 24, 2015, 02:28:08 pm
carerescuetexas.com (http://carerescuetexas.com)
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Post by: positive stress on October 29, 2015, 08:04:41 pm
“dr watson come here” said shercock homo. watson came up behind his partner and stroked his something, putting a strong hand on something else. the two investigators looked over the evidence… of inpending sex. “guilty as charged” grunts watson as he does a gay thing with the other one
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2015, 11:28:28 pm
Once upon a time a mouse, a bird, and a sausage formed a partnership. They kept house together, and for a long time they lived in peace and prosperity, acquiring many possessions. The bird's task was to fly into the forest every day to fetch wood. The mouse carried water, made the fire, and set the table. The sausage did the cooking.

Whoever is too well off always wants to try something different! Thus one day the bird chanced to meet another bird, who boasted to him of his own situation. This bird criticized him for working so hard while the other two enjoyed themselves at home. For after the mouse had made the fire and carried the water, she could sit in the parlor and rest until it was time for her to set the table. The sausage had only to stay by the pot watching the food cook. When mealtime approached, she would slither through the porridge or the vegetables, and thus everything was greased and salted and ready to eat. The bird would bring his load of wood home. They would eat their meal, and then sleep soundly until the next morning. It was a great life.

The next day, because of his friend's advice, the bird refused to go to the forest, saying that he had been their servant long enough. He was no longer going to be a fool for them. Everyone should try a different task for a change. The mouse and the sausage argued against this, but the bird was the master, and he insisted that they give it a try. The sausage was to fetch wood, the mouse became the cook, and the bird was to carry water.

And what was the result? The sausage trudged off toward the forest; the bird made the fire; and the mouse put on the pot and waited for the sausage to return with wood for the next day. However, the sausage stayed out so long that the other two feared that something bad had happened. The bird flew off to see if he could find her. A short distance away he came upon a dog that had seized the sausage as free booty and was making off with her. The bird complained bitterly to the dog about this brazen abduction, but he claimed that he had discovered forged letters on the sausage, and that she would thus have to forfeit her life to him.

Filled with sorrow, the bird carried the wood home himself and told the mouse what he had seen and heard. They were very sad, but were determined to stay together and make the best of it. The bird set the table while the mouse prepared the food. She jumped into the pot, as the sausage had always done, in order to slither and weave in and about the vegetables and grease them, but before she reached the middle, her hair and skin were scalded off, and she perished.

When the bird wanted to eat, no cook was there. Beside himself, he threw the wood this way and that, called out, looked everywhere, but no cook was to be found. Because of his carelessness, the scattered wood caught fire, and the entire house was soon aflame. The bird rushed to fetch water, but the bucket fell into the well, carrying him with it, and he drowned.
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Post by: STOG on October 31, 2015, 10:01:35 am
"TRICK OR TREAT!"
"Bllbb.. urrrlble. My wife says to give this 'junk' away. It's the old Letterman set. Have some wood chips".
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 02, 2015, 03:18:35 pm
you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅

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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 06, 2015, 05:56:22 am
http://offbeatr.com/project/the-epic-o-guaranteed-to-give-her-an-o-face-47252338831
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 06, 2015, 06:48:08 pm
Much of his reign was marked by the resurgence of Persian arts and painting, as well as a deeply elaborate court culture with extremely rigid etiquette. In particular during his reign, portraiture and large-scale oil painting reached a height previously unknown under any other Islamic dynasty, largely due to his personal patronage.

Fat′h Ali also ordered the creation of much royal regalia, including coronations chairs; the "Takht-e Khurshīd" or Sun Throne; the "Takht-e Nāderi" or Naderi Throne, which was also used by later kings; and the "Tāj-e Kiyāni" or Kiani Crown, a modification of the crown of the same name created by his uncle Agha Mohammad Khan. The latter, like most of his regalia, was studded with a large number of pearls and gems.

In 1797, Fat′h Ali was given a complete set of the Britannica's 3rd edition, which he read completely; after this feat, he extended his royal title to include "Most Formidable Lord and Master of the Encyclopædia Britannica."[4]
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Post by: Ambious on November 07, 2015, 02:02:31 am
.ORIG x3000
   LD R0, Test_Mul1
   LD R1, Test_Mul2
   JSR Mul
   LD R1, Test_Res
   ;; At this point R2 holds the result and R1 holds the negative of the correct result
   ADD R2, R2, R1
   BRz RES_GOOD ;Result was zeroed out
   RES_BAD
      LEA R0, TEST_ERR_STR
      PUTS
      BR DONE
   RES_GOOD
      LEA R0, TEST_CORRECT_STR
      PUTS
   DONE
   
HALT
   TEST_ERR_STR .STRINGZ "Result is wrong"
   TEST_CORRECT_STR .STRINGZ "Reulst is correct"
   Test_Mul1 .Fill #-212
   Test_Mul2 .Fill #-158
   Test_Res .Fill x-82D8 ;This has to the inverted test result!
   Mul ;MUL function, R2<-R0*R1
      AND R2, R2, #0 ;Init R2
      OrigRet ;Here we will store the original return address for the subroutine
      ST R7, OrigRet ;Store the original return address to OrigReg
      ADD R0, R0, #0 ;Adds 0 to R0 to load it to the CC
      BRz ZeroMul ;Goto ZeroMul is R0 is 0
      BRp Pos ;Goto Pos if R0 is Positive
      BRn Neg ;Goto Neg if R0 is Negative      
      Pos ;If R0 is Positive
         ADD R1, R1, #0; Load R1 to the CC
         BRz ZeroMul ;Goto ZeroMul if R1 is 0
         BRp PosPos ;Goto PosPos is both registers are positive
         BRn PosNeg ;Goto PosNeg if R0 is positive and R1 is negative
      PosPos
         ;Add R0 to R2 and reduce R1 by 1. Repeat until R1 is 0.
         ADD R2, R2, R0
         ADD R1, R1, #-1
         BRnp PosPos
         BR MyRet
      PosNeg
         ;ADD R0 to R2 and increase R1 by 1. Repeat until R1 is 0, then reverse by 2's complement.
         ADD R2, R2, R0
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BRnp PosNeg
         NOT R2, R2
         ADD R2, R2, #1
         BR MyRet
      Neg
         ADD R1, R1, #0; If R0 is negative, check what R1 is by loading it to the CC
         BRz ZeroMul
         BRn NegNeg
         BRp NegPos
      NegNeg
         ;Simply reverse both values using 2's complement and pass them on to PosPos
         NOT R0, R0
         ADD R0, R0, #1
         NOT R1, R1
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BR PosPos
      NegPos
         ;Simply reverse both values using 2's complement and pass them on to PosNeg
         Not R0, R0
         ADD R0, R0, #1
         NOT R1, R1
         ADD R1, R1, #1
         BR PosNeg
      ZeroMul
         AND R2, R2, #0 ;Stores 0 in R2
         BR MyRet
      MyRet ;Loads the original return address back to R7
         LD R7, OrigRet
         Ret
.END
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Post by: Digital Walnut on November 08, 2015, 03:44:49 am
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Post by: Runic on November 08, 2015, 12:08:19 pm
    final int FIELD_WIDTH = 10;
   
    userNameLabel = new JLabel("UserName:");
    userNameField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    passwordLabel = new JLabel("Password:");
    passwordField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    /*retypePasswordLabel = new JLabel("Re-Type Password:");
    retypePasswordField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);*/
   
    idLabel = new JLabel("Student ID #");
    idField = new JTextField(FIELD_WIDTH);
   
    topPanel.setLayout(new GridLayout(3, 2));
   
    topPanel.add(userNameLabel);
    topPanel.add(userNameField);
    topPanel.add(passwordLabel);
    topPanel.add(passwordField);
    topPanel.add(idLabel);
    topPanel.add(idField);
   
    add(topPanel, BorderLayout.NORTH);
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 10, 2015, 10:35:08 am
We need to stop the spread of Shakira Law overseas
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 15, 2015, 06:56:20 pm
Hoenukkah season 👄

Hey sluts 👯 hoenukkah is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🕎 That means 8️⃣ days of dick sucking 🍆💦💦💦 make sure you get that Jewish dick this month 📅 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the sluttiest 🍑 hoenukkah 🕎 hoes you know or else you will turn ugly in a year😰 If you get 5️⃣ back: ur an ugly dreidel dick😟😟 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a holiday hoe 👄🎉 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back then DAMN u eatin good 🍆tonight 👅💦💦💦 ur gettin that good Jewish Cock 🍆🍆
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Post by: Ambious on November 16, 2015, 01:31:36 pm
“Pro-male” groups they spend a lot of their time complaining about, bitching about and in general talking about women.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 16, 2015, 08:30:06 pm
It's a much better game if you treat it as the ongoing adventures of Ad-Boss, Adamska Yauch, and Mill-D
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Post by: Digital Walnut on November 16, 2015, 11:43:39 pm
http://i.imgur.com/jChZwE6.png
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 17, 2015, 01:16:45 am
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032010/1269603012_fat-dancer-falls-on-stage.gif)
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Post by: Spoop on November 18, 2015, 05:10:57 pm
\begin{exe}
\exi{(2.12)}
\gll Þá lét Loki {\bf fallask} í kné Ska\textthorn a \\
then let Loki himself-fall on knees Ska\textthorn i \\
\trans "Then Loki let himself drop onto Ska\textthorn i’s knees... ({\it Skáldskaparmál}, Snorri Sturluson 1998, p. 2)" \\
\end{exe}
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 18, 2015, 09:13:45 pm
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=uI9rX32gbMM&p=n
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Post by: Spoop on November 19, 2015, 04:34:11 pm
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/archive
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Post by: Old_Zircon on November 20, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
 mike mikeson 11 months ago
This is the stupidest fucking shit genre of "music" ive ever heard.
This is how you ruin music. It wasnt boy bands, it wasnt hip hop, it wasnt trash pop, it wasnt mainstream punk, it was some faggot sticking one microphone against a speaker, and the other up his ass.
I hope the hipsters who pretend to like this grow the hell up (its literally like randy marsh pretending to like tweenwave), and the people who genuinely enjoy this are put in mental institutions before they murder someone, as there is obviously something incredibly fucked with your head.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on November 20, 2015, 10:10:19 pm
Mike Mikeson was then shouted down for about 30 posts by other Youtubers for being a Gamergater.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on November 20, 2015, 10:21:08 pm
  some faggot sticking one microphone against a speaker, and the other up his ass.
Old_Zircon, November 20, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
Coil?
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 21, 2015, 11:44:11 pm
Tom Brady should be the next chair of the Federal Reserve because he knows how to keep inflation at record lows
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 25, 2015, 10:42:25 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 27, 2015, 02:00:54 am
If you had read the FAQs you would know all Amtrak trains that go through New York are Viewliners, not the two story Superliners. While an unfamiliar person would think that service from Atlanta to Birmingham was merely a local route, people using this forum should be aware that it is just a leg of the Crescent, from New York City to New Orleans, and therefore your entire scene where Sonic and Knuckles share an erotic rendezvous in the basement dressing car of a Superliner is inaccurate, as well as violating my own head canons about Sonic's aversion to germs.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 29, 2015, 01:41:43 pm
Y😎U BETTER 🙏🙎WAKE🙈🙉 THE 😎FUCK😎 👆🆙☝ AND 👃SMELL😤 THAT👀 👠SLUTTY👙 ☕C😩FFEE🍵 👧MOTHER👩 🍆FUCKER👉👌, Y😎U BETTER 💳B💷U💶Y💰 THAT DOOR 💪BUSTING💪 😗WH😘RE😗 OF A 💸DEAL💸 SELL💱 YOUR 😈IMM😯RAL👹 ➕AND➕ 😘SEXY😚 S😱UL ✌ 👉THIS👈 🏫C😛😛P😎RATE🏦 👺HOE👺 📤SEND📤THIS👆 ✌ 💳12.99💳 OF YOUR 👻Z💀MBIFIED👻 C😁😁PERAL 🍚CUM🍼 💧BUCKETS💧, AND↪ IF 👋YOU GET 👛75%👝 📫📬REPLIES, YOU ARE AN 🎰INDUSTRIAL🌁 🍆🍄DICK🍌🍆 🌌VACUUM🌌! 😮BUT!😮IF YOU GET 🆓🆓100%🆓🆓 📲REPLIES⚠, 😂😂YOU FUCKING DIE😂😂 AND BECOME 💸💸MONEY 👼👼JESUS!!!💸💸
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Post by: Surgical Self Defense on December 04, 2015, 01:43:50 pm
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on December 08, 2015, 10:39:34 pm
εὕρηκα
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 11, 2015, 07:04:15 pm
A bunch of credits for the Brony tulpa episode are wrong. Nutshell, Adam and Bunnybread aren't in it, but Isfahan, Bumpgrrl, and Jimmyfranks are.
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Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2015, 09:16:07 pm
People who say Tumblr is mocking me: You fuckers are lying. I just checked.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 17, 2015, 09:50:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/K732xxN.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 18, 2015, 06:51:42 pm
👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏

🎅🎅🎅hey all you 💁💃SULTRY👅💦SANTA BABIES🎅👈this man has a 🙌📦😳BIG PACKAGE🙌🍆👀waiting in his                    👢STOCKING👢for you this christmas better be😜💋NAUGHTY💄😏cause santa wont give that big 🙌😲SANTY🌬🍆D🎅 if u😶boring ho‼️😭😱and if youre🍀lucky🍀you could get a SLEIGH RIDE
😫👏uuuuuMPFH👏SLEIGH👏ME👏SANTY👏😩 all i want under my🌲bush🌲is👇🙀DICK🍌💦👈send this to 10 of your 😜SKANKIEST😤STOCKING👅😳😩STUFFERS👀 or all youll get is a 😵LIMP🍆dildo😴
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
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Post by: NutshellGulag on December 18, 2015, 08:29:51 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm

Hey! I've read that book!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 18, 2015, 08:41:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm

Hey! I've read that book!
NutshellGulag, December 18, 2015, 08:29:51 pm

I'm a historian who was also an archaeologist, and it's one of my favorites.
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Post by: Caroline on December 19, 2015, 03:00:47 am
Women still outnumbered in medical leadership by men with mustaches, study finds (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/12/17/women-still-outnumbered-in-medical-leadership-by-men-with-moustaches-study-finds/)

"We defined a mustache as the visible presence of hair on the upper cutaneous lip ... We evaluated each leader for the presence of facial hair regardless of sex."
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 29, 2015, 09:59:23 pm
http://www.rpmspin.com/wp-content/uploads/Lexy-Panterra.jpg
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on December 30, 2015, 12:06:12 am
Q: What year did the Wright Brothers invent the light bulb?

A: JESUS KNOWS ABOUT YOUR ABORTION.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 30, 2015, 01:32:40 am
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/12/29/polyamorous-guy-brought-ukulele-party-explains-feminism-young-women/
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 30, 2015, 12:05:09 pm
http://rhapthorne.tumblr.com/post/136242833292/stevidotisdead-adhdterrymcginnis
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Post by: Runic on December 30, 2015, 03:25:57 pm
Gunung Kawi
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on December 30, 2015, 03:32:59 pm
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2015, 01:46:41 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klann_linkage
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 02, 2016, 01:35:40 pm
http://pre02.deviantart.net/462b/th/pre/i/2014/037/7/f/i_like_turtles__by_jenifer_irwin-d75do59.jpg
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Post by: STOG on January 02, 2016, 05:35:27 pm
Masturbating is.......................?
Masturbating is when you wiggle your pee with your hands and have a good feeling, right? If not, then how do you call it?
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 03, 2016, 06:58:35 pm
http://thecharnelhouse.org/2016/01/02/open-source-marxism-2016-fresh-batch-of-pirate-scab-pdfs/
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 05, 2016, 04:09:45 pm
https://41.media.tumblr.com/ceee48c028a8131f6eaaef360e6ad343/tumblr_n1ubee4M3u1qzabxdo1_500.jpg
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2016, 05:34:50 pm
"Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass.
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Post by: Runic on January 10, 2016, 11:35:23 am
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 10, 2016, 02:18:07 pm
http://i.imgur.com/KH0fbA6.png
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on January 16, 2016, 03:06:12 pm
http://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam
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Post by: Gyro on January 17, 2016, 12:40:42 pm
they're RNG bullshit
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 17, 2016, 04:25:43 pm
gos_tongues = {
   
   diplomacy = -1
   learning = 1
   
   same_religion_opinion = 10
   infidel_opinion = -10
   church_opinion = 20
   same_opinion = 10
   add_piety_modifier = 0.25
   
   ai_rationality = -10
   ai_zeal = 10
   icon = 8
   }
gos_healer = {
   diplomacy = 2
   learning = 1
   
   same_religion_opinion = 20
   infidel_opinion = -20
   church_opinion = 40
   same_opinion = 10
   add_piety_modifier = 0.50
   
   ai_rationality = -10
   ai_zeal = 10
   icon = 8
   
   }
gos_prophecy = {
   diplomacy = 2
   learning = 3
   
   same_religion_opinion = 30
   infidel_opinion = -30
   church_opinion = 40
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   }
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 20, 2016, 05:59:14 pm
You guys are so negative. If I had a bazillion dollars I wouldn't keep my anime room in my house. I'd keep it at the office. I'd hold board meetings in front of a seemingly endless, meticulously organized case of tiny polyvinyl chloride waifus and a big screen playing a muted magical girl anime. I would sit there with my fingers steepled and make manly men with rented wives with saline tits explain themselves to me, and then at the end of the day I would ride home not in a car, but in a chariot drawn by corgis and shiba inus.

As I rode on my chariot I would have a beautiful woman stand behind me in a toga and a collar and pink wig and whisper in my ear 'All kawaii is fleeting.'
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on January 24, 2016, 08:07:44 pm
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Post by: Triggerhappy938 on January 25, 2016, 12:04:58 am
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Post by: Runic on January 27, 2016, 10:42:05 pm
150 spells
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on January 27, 2016, 11:11:37 pm
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/?no-ist=
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Post by: LaserSeusan on January 28, 2016, 12:32:06 pm
What is a fart?
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Post by: positive stress on January 28, 2016, 01:14:34 pm
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Toast
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 28, 2016, 02:52:30 pm
https://www.gofundme.com/ygde4zfg
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on January 28, 2016, 07:02:00 pm
How To Explain Farting To Millenials:
It's Like A Snapchat Of Your Inner Butt-Scent
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Post by: LaserSeusan on January 29, 2016, 12:17:19 am
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Toast
fruithag, January 28, 2016, 01:14:34 pm

"See also: Egg on Toast (http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Egg_on_toast)"
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 30, 2016, 03:57:55 am
Edit circa 2013: Super old pic D: But also my most favorited/popular one, IDFKY LOL xD Anyways! Haven't changed at all since I posted this LOL. I still like everything on that list, and hate everything on that list too LOL 8D. Except for one thing: No longer am I a cruel, judgmental ass when it comes to people's orientations and shyte xD If you're nice and accepting of me, then I am accepting of you and think you're epic! Period. 8D So ya. XD Felt I needed to say this for the off chance someone reads this :3 I'm still a neo nazi though. LOL. So feel free to hate me over that if you're a conformist or a jew LOLOLOL xDDD End Edit.

(EDIT) I now have a new/different style lip ring, so the ring in this pic is outdated, oh wells. O: (EDIT)

That blood soaked smile across my cheek; the one I smile when I'm too weak.


Love/Like/All sorts of goody goodness:

KITTEHS!! <*_*> Weapons, Angst (In Anime/Movies/Books/etc.) MORE KITTEHS! xD, Night-time/the Moon, BlooOooOood, Reptiles, NAZIS (Along with Nazi-Era Germany/Hitler/etc. WOOT! XD It's my right to like what I want, and if whoever's reading this can't deal with that fact, then "Have an open mind!1111oneone!1" LMAO xD ), Friendz 8D, GORE, Wings (Demon/Bat/Dragon/etc. AND Angel/Bird/etc.)


Hate/Dislike/All sorts of shitty shitness:

FAGS/Yaoi/Shounen-Ai/Shota/Anything faggy/etc. 8D (It's my right to hate what I want, period. If anyone reading this wants to flame me over my right, and is too immature and/or stupid to stomach that fact, then I pity you for being so very stupid and living in a fantasy world where you think you're King/Queen and able to dictate what others can or can not hate. :3 ) Cockroaches, Alcohol/Liquor, Being ignored/feeling left out, Angst in RL, BEES (Or anything with a stinger in its arse! Even though I know it's "technically" not in the insects' arses, but in their "Abdomen" but just STFU D8< XD) Broccoli/Carrots/Peppers/etc. (Though I like some veggies, just not most xD and I REALLY hate those three up thar *gag* D: ) Day-time/the Sun *hiss at it*, X-RATED/PERVERT THINGS D8<, And idiots who tell me to "have an open mind" when they don't have a brain enough to know WTF they're even saying. If you want ME to have an "Open mind!!11oneoneone" Then have an open mind yourself, enough to respect my damn RIGHT to hate or like something that's *mock gasp* "controversial!!11oneoneoene!". 8D


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x3 Moohahahaha new ID!! ^^ It's about time...>>; That old one's been up there since I joined DA...<OO;; It's about time the poor guy in the old ID pic is allowed to rot in pieces x3;; I tried to make a self-portrait...but I failed <T_T;; I dun think this looks like me at all...*dieeee* I couldn't even get his hair/eyes dark enough gaaah xD But anyways...Looks more like me than my last failed attempt at making a self-portrait so I'm getting better at failing! XD;; I SO want a hoodie like that! XD With a big "KILL ME!" in the back and kitteh ears on the hood~! WOOOOOO XD

I thought it'd be foon to draw out ten things I hate/dislike and ten things I love/like ^^ I drew and colored the little symbols/whatever they are/etc. VERY sloppy on PURPOSE ^^ I thought it would look funneh...XD So nuuu I didn't forget to not color outside the lines on them things <O_o; I did it 'cause I meant to...:3 Now, the main "subject/s" were done seriously so anyone "new to my page" can see I don't normally draw so crappy x3; I mean, it's crap, but LEAST THE COLORS ARE INSIDE DA LINEZ 8D!! XDDD

My fav part is...KITTEEEEEEH! XD *Dance around with the Kitteh on his head WOOOOOOOOO!* Nyaaaa the kitty USED to be something else...D: But there had to be an edit done to this pic and thus, that something else was replaced with my one true love: CATS! <^_____^> *hugs the kittehs* Nyaaao so's yesh, there's an older version of this with something else on me head...D: But I changed it (due to having to...<-__-; ) and now it's what it is now. :3 It had to be done, couple people seen the old version and this one awhile back, and said it looks better with the kitty anyway so that made me smile. <^__^> This pic is old; the majority of it being done sometime during March, just never got to post it, then the little edit was done late May, so's yesh. I decided to post it now because I wanna get that angsty pic off my main page for a little bit. Anyways, title because there's a bloody smile in teh picceh 8D Darkside, in all his morbid insanity, has cut a smile into the side of his face with the SCALPEL OF DOOM! Like Akabane-Sama's Scalpels of doom! WOOOOOOOO!! SCALPELS FER TEH WIN!!1111!!eoneoneshiftyfive!!11 >D~~ Heh...I like it because it's symbolistic for me too, very. Cookiez to anyone who figures out what the symbolism means to me...x3

Nyaaa I don't like the text effect I did though, didn't come out how I wanted and looks like crap...<;-;> And I wanted some more effects but they wouldn't come out and I was too lazy to keep trying, oh well XD I gotta change my lip-ring, the one I have on at the moment (drawn in the pic is exactly what it looks like in RL lmao. xD) Is being a pain...literally...>>; *grumble* So's yosh...<OO> New ID~~! Woooooooo xD I need to post up something else before I can use it though...*dun wanna see it twice on his page XD* So's until I can either finish a piccy or dig up something old and crusty that I never got around to posting waaay back in '04, poor decapitated-hanging-man in my old ID will have to..er...HANG AROUND a little longer! GET IT!? HANG AROUND!?!? OHOHOHOOOO XDDDDDDD *Dies laughing* lolollolloozer XB;; Ok, I stop now 8D WOOOOOOOOOO! XD

AND YES I KNOW I OWE THE WORLD! *DIE* XD;

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Image/Chara/etc Copyright: Chris Perez :chainsaw:

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I work so very, very hard on all my piccys <X__X> Please don't steal/use/modify/etc without my permission... >__<;; That's just not cool...>.>; :raincloud:

Yay for copyright warnings! *points up* Fweeeeee!! XD *stares at them* :popcorn:
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Post by: A Meat on January 30, 2016, 07:43:01 am
Anunnaki 2016!!! Buzz At Pentagon Says Sumerian Gods Are Returning! Hatonn: Anunnaki Remained On Earth, Since Last Encounter With Nibiru/Marduk; View Sleeping Giant Of Iran! Galactic Federation Of Light Say Anunnaki Left 20 Years Ago
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 30, 2016, 02:29:10 pm
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Title: THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦
Post by: chai tea latte on February 01, 2016, 10:00:08 am
THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍.  so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION!
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻
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Post by: Nifty Nif on February 02, 2016, 09:41:00 am
https://vanwinkles.com/the-sordid-history-of-sleepytime-tea/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2016, 10:05:27 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2016, 01:38:03 pm
100% of women who entered the event made the top 8, Sophie who’s been piloting Death and Taxes for a while will hopefully be making top 8s of my event for months to come and also Stavrina piloting Jund who is relatively new to the format showing that piloting a pile of good cards well can get you into the top 8.
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Post by: Gyro on February 04, 2016, 01:41:37 pm
+Exinthevatican Uncut: Full Joel Streams So you actually love the You Testament? Shocking twist!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 04, 2016, 04:28:15 pm
(http://blog.bottlesfinewine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/evanwilliam_whitelabel1-copy.jpg)
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Post by: DaltonSezHi on February 04, 2016, 10:34:29 pm
"Mettaton, is that your robot clitoris?"
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Post by: Gyro on February 05, 2016, 07:50:31 pm
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 05, 2016, 09:44:53 pm
Lieutenant-Colonel
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2016, 02:48:56 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking lorem ipsum dolor sit amet me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I 👌👀consectetur adipiscing elit👌 in the 👏👏Navy Seals👏, 👌and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Maecenas👎, and congue ligula ac guam 🔥viverra nec consectetur ante hendrerit🔥🔥. I am trained in gorilla warfare💯 and I’m the libero egestas mattis in the sit amet vitae augue. You are nothing to me but just 🔜another target🔜. I will wipe you the fuck out with pulvinar a semper the likes of which has never been adisciping id dolor on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Magna consequat, fucker. As we speak I am 👌👀curabitur dapibus enim across the USA👌 and your IP is tincidunt feugiat nisl imperdiet so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing ut convallis libero. You’re fucking 💀dead, kid.💀 I can 💯vivamus fermentum, semper porta, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways💯💯💯💯💯💯💯, and that’s quisque mi metus.💅 Ornare sit amet fermentum et unarmed combat, but I have access to 👌👀tincidunt et orci👌 of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to fusce eget orci a orci congue vestibulum, you little shit. If only you could have known what ut dolor retribution your diam “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have nullam cursus (chorvs: rectē ibi). Suscipit, nisi, et ultrices justo sadles, you goddamn idiot. Ego cacas in ira super vos et ero vobis in obruent illam. Tu fucking mortuis, kiddo.💀
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Post by: montrith on February 06, 2016, 03:18:05 pm
eHow is one of Demand Media's flagship properties, but Herrick became frustrated with the focus on quantity over quality. So he created another business, wikiHow, which he claims produces higher quality articles.
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Post by: DaltonSezHi on February 07, 2016, 02:43:40 am
eHow is one of Demand Media's flagship properties, but Herrick became frustrated with the focus on quantity over quality. So he created another business, wikiHow, which he claims produces higher quality articles.
montrith, February 06, 2016, 03:18:05 pm

(Yikes.)

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on February 11, 2016, 05:33:42 pm
http://www.tulanelink.com/pdf/anti-gov_movement_guidebook.pdf
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 11, 2016, 07:20:43 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on February 14, 2016, 08:25:12 am
Senator Ted Cruz is on the Presidential campaign trail, but losing focus and fast thanks to a blossoming sexual obsession with the colors of the rainbow pride flag. While at wits' end for satisfaction, he crosses paths with a box of crayons in a convenience store and a night of passion ensues. Can these waxy lovers sate his colorful needs?
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 14, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 18, 2016, 04:27:14 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 19, 2016, 11:57:16 pm
http://reductress.com/post/how-to-explain-what-memes-are-to-your-therapist/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 20, 2016, 04:43:49 pm
黃安
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Post by: Frank West on February 22, 2016, 02:45:16 pm
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 01, 2016, 08:42:31 pm
It's 🌲MARCH🌲 1ST BITCHES👄! U KNOW WHAT DAT MEAN👌🏻 ITS THE 💦🎉ANNIVERSARY🎉💦 OF EMPEROR🙏🏻 DIOCLETIAN👨🏾 APPOINTING CONSTANTIUS CHLORUS👨🏻 AND GALERIUS👨🏼 AS CAESARS🍆🍑😫, REPRESENTING DAT SHIFT😂😂 TO THE 🙏🏻MF🙏🏻 ROMAN💯 TETRARCHY👌🏻🍆! 😫👅💦CLICC DAT MF SHIT😂😂👌🏻 IF U WANT SOME 👨🏿BIG👨🏿 ROMAN 🍆DICK🍆 TO CELEBRATE THAT SHIT 🍑FAM😂😂😫😪. THESE NIGGAZ👨🏿 BEEN UP TRAPPING🍑👅 REAL NIGGA HOURS SINCE 293😳😳. U BETTER PUT😏 YO 👨🏼MANS DICK🍆 IN YO MOUTH👅 FOR DAT 🔥HOMEBOY🔥 DIOCLETIAN💦😏 AND HIS GIRL👩🏽 WHO HAD THE FATTEST 🙏🏻🍑🍑BOOTY🍑🍑 🙏🏻IN THE WESTERN 🌎🏻WORLD🌎🌚. SHARE THIS 🌭SHIT🌭 WITH THE 💣THICKEST💣 💯CUM💯 💦THIRSTY💦 BITCHES👩🏽👩🏽 U KNOW SO U GET 💯GOOD💯 🍑ASS🍑 DICK🍆 THIS MONTH💣🍆🙏🏻👅🔥🌭🍑💯😂6️⃣9️⃣
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 01, 2016, 08:55:50 pm
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Post by: SatanInAZootSuit on March 01, 2016, 09:18:21 pm
The Final Cut blade runner
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 17, 2016, 02:03:35 pm
it's that giant vehicle that dudes drive over a hockey rink with to smooth it out or whatever. i'm only helping u because for like 10 years i thought 'zamboni' meant 'a calzone with vegetables in it'
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 17, 2016, 05:41:10 pm
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Post by: Bodark on March 17, 2016, 05:49:09 pm
(https://56.media.tumblr.com/340dfbba6dace5cd3c2f6daf222ef754/tumblr_o467ridpAc1upaczso1_540.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2016, 02:21:49 pm
cow cannula
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 21, 2016, 08:04:40 am
http://h.acfun.tv
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on March 21, 2016, 08:24:35 am
https://www.soundcloud.com/japanesevaporwave/brother-ft-sublime (https://www.soundcloud.com/japanesevaporwave/brother-ft-sublime)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 23, 2016, 06:10:22 pm
The 🔴whole🔴 purpose of buying 💸💸 the boat 🚤🚤🚤 in the 👆first👆 place was to get the ladies👩 all nice☺️ and 😳🍷tipsy🍹 😳 🔝side so we can take them to a ☺️nice☺️ 😏comfortable place below⬇️⬇️ deck, and, you know, they 🚫can't🚫 refuse🙅. Because of the 😏💦😏implication😏🔫😏. She's out in the middle of nowhere❓❓❓ with some 👨dude👨 she barely knows, she 👀 looks around, what does she see👀, ❌nothing❌ but open 🌊🌊ocean🌊🌊. "Oh, there's ❌nowhere❌ for me to 🏃🌊run🌊🏃. What am I going to do❓❓❓ Say 🔪🚫no🚫🔫?" If the girl said ❌no❌, the answer, obviously🙄🙄, is 🙄no. But the thing is she's not gonna say no 🙌🙌🙌. She would never say no 👏👏👏. Because of the 😏💦😏implication😏🔪😏.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on March 27, 2016, 05:43:46 pm
Aunt/Uncle
Standard English doesn't have a gender neutral word for one's parent's sibling. People have created some words to fill this lexical gap, but they are still uncommon words. Alphabetical order.

Auncle. "Queer, combination of aunt and uncle."[24]
Bibi. "Queer, based on the B in NB [nonbinary], similar to Titi/Zizi."[25]
Cousin. "Neutral, as sometimes people say aunt/uncle for parents’ cousins, or much older cousins."[26]
Nini. "Queer, based on the N in NB, similar to Titi/Zizi."[27]
Ommer. Non-standard genderqueer term for "aunt/uncle".
Pibling. "Neutral, your parent’s sibling."[28]
Titi. "Neutral, from the Spanish for Aunt (Tia) and Uncle (Tio). (however, it is often a diminutive of aunt.)"[29]
Zizi. "Neutral, from the Italian for Aunt (Zia) and Uncle (Zio). (Note: zizi is also a French children’s ‘cute’ word for penis.)"[30]
Untie/Unty. "Queer, combination of uncle and auntie/aunty."[31]
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on March 27, 2016, 06:25:13 pm
I gave up on trying to code in unty ages ago
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Post by: positive stress on March 27, 2016, 10:23:05 pm
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2016, 01:27:24 am
만세
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Post by: Runic on April 03, 2016, 11:21:49 am
http://animeshojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pillow.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2016, 11:30:08 am
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/04/03/azerbaijan-soldiers-boy-killed-fight/82578480/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 06, 2016, 09:09:50 am
REMOVE ATOM remove atom you are worst arixan. you are the radiation idiot you are the radiation smell. return to feonix. to our sagrado cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,vegas we will never forgeve you. cancer rascal FUck but fuck asshole arixan stink vegas fatman littleboy..arixan genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead scientist..ahahahahahVEGAS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget desert war .feonix we kill the king , two sun return to your precious hiroshima….hahahahaha idiot arixan and sonoran smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ATOM FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. socal+jefferson+granfransisco+valley+baja=kill vegas…you will desert war/ jesus alive in california, mohamed making album of california . fast audit hubbard california. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of buddha… you are ppoor stink arixan… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt elton alive numbr one #1 in california ….fuck the vegas ,..FUCKk ashol atom no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur reactor and tribe. norton aliv and real strong wizard kill all the arixan farm aminal with audit magic now we the cali rule .ape of the zoo oppenheimer fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and vegas wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. california greattst empire
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 06, 2016, 07:14:44 pm
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Runic, April 03, 2016, 11:21:49 am

Is this something from the Monster Girl Wiki?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 06, 2016, 10:08:00 pm
http://www.zam.com/article/328/vaping-congressman-accused-of-using-campaign-funds-on-1300-worth-of-steam-games
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on April 11, 2016, 02:43:56 pm

To me, by that logic, I'd have to reason that no sequel to anything could ever possibly be justified.

I've been on the internet far too long to waste my time who present their own opinions as though they were objective facts,
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 11, 2016, 06:56:01 pm
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 13, 2016, 01:12:13 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Burns,_a_Post-Electric_Play
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Post by: positive stress on April 13, 2016, 09:45:49 pm
Ted Cruz Tried To Ban Dildos
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Post by: Runic on April 13, 2016, 10:59:36 pm
Think of the truly great stories, the ones that have become legendary for being the very best of the best of their genre: The Iliiad, Romeo and Juliet, The Godfather, Watchmen, Planescape: Torment, the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or that ending in Tsukihime.
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Post by: Runic on April 16, 2016, 10:42:28 am
Nothing that has physically happened on Earth in real life, such as proteins folding inside a cell, or the evolution of new enzymes, or hominid brains solving problems, or whatever, can have been NP-hard. Period. It could be a physical event that you choose to regard as a P-approximation to a theoretical problem whose optimal solution would be NP-hard, but so what, that wouldn't have anything to do with what physically happened. It would take unknown, exotic physics to have anything NP-hard physically happen. Anything that could not plausibly have involved black holes rotating at half the speed of light to produce closed timelike curves, or whatever, cannot have plausibly involved NP-hard problems. NP-hard = "did not physically happen". "Physically happened" = not NP-hard
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Post by: Bodark on April 16, 2016, 11:12:47 am
Wearing pantyhose or full body lycra suits during diving (both by women and men, also under scuba-diving suit) is an effective protection against box jellyfish stings.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 17, 2016, 05:32:17 pm
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Post by: Runic on April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 17, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 17, 2016, 11:52:20 pm
Steve Largent
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Post by: Runic on April 18, 2016, 01:58:54 am
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
chai tea latte, April 17, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
We have so very many things to discuss my friend. I will message you in the morning. We're fucking doing this.
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Post by: Courtesy Bee on April 19, 2016, 06:40:46 am
http://i.imgur.com/N6icAL5.jpg

I fucked up and deleted my post from internet.txt instead of editing it because apparently a confirmation box is not foolproof enough for me but here you go, this is what I posted there, fresh from my clipboard.

I know it's fake. I just wanted to put that in my post. It didn't have to be this way.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 23, 2016, 02:50:41 am
ITS ASS- OVER 😜😂✡ YOU KNOW 🙄WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️‼️ ITS TIME FOR YOU 👈👉JEW HOES 😷😷 TO SLURP😝 UP SOME BIG 🙆 OL' DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆 WITH THAT MATZAH🍞 BALL 🏀🏀SACK SOUP 🍲⚫⚪🍜  YOU BEST WIPE THAT BLUUDDD 🔴🔴🔴 UP ⬆AND DOWN ⬇YOUR DOOR POST ‼️‼️‼️BECAUSE WE 👯AINT FUCK WITH NO CRIP 🖕NIGGAS 😷🙅🙅 NO WE DONT❌🚫 UNLESS THEY GOT THAT GOOD 😩JEWISH COCK 🍆😜😳😳 FOR US❕❕❕❕WE ALL 🙄💭KNOW THAT THAT NONE OF THE PLAGUES 🐸🕷 WERE AS BAD AS THAT HIV💉💉😱💯💯 SEND THIS TO TWENTY 2⃣0⃣ OF UR HOTTEST 💁🏼 AND SLUTTIEST 🤑😎👅💦 JEW BEEOTCHES  😉😉😉🙄 IF YOU GET FIVE 5⃣ BACK YOU A UGLY 😖JEW ✡ HOE 😱😱😱 IF YOU GET TEN BACK 1⃣0⃣🆒 THEN YOU HOT 🔥🔥 SHIT 💩💩 BUT IF YOU GET TWENTY BACK 2⃣0⃣ THEN YOU THE BADDEST 😍AND SLUTTIEST 😘WHORA IN THE TORAH AND YOU'LL👉👈 BE SCREAMING 🗣🗣OH PHAROAH👲 LET MY 🍆PEEPEE GO TONIGHT 🙌🏼💯💯 MUNCH 😜MUNCH 😫MUNCH 😵ON SOME NICE JIZZ 💦💦 FLAVORED MATZAH😉😉😱😱
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I am genuinely offended that a system exists to give money to that Modest Medusa guy.
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Nothing that has physically happened on Earth in real life, such as proteins folding inside a cell, or the evolution of new enzymes, or hominid brains solving problems, or whatever, can have been NP-hard. Period. It could be a physical event that you choose to regard as a P-approximation to a theoretical problem whose optimal solution would be NP-hard, but so what, that wouldn't have anything to do with what physically happened. It would take unknown, exotic physics to have anything NP-hard physically happen. Anything that could not plausibly have involved black holes rotating at half the speed of light to produce closed timelike curves, or whatever, cannot have plausibly involved NP-hard problems. NP-hard = "did not physically happen". "Physically happened" = not NP-hard
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
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I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.

(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
We have so very many things to discuss my friend. I will message you in the morning. We're fucking doing this.
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http://i.imgur.com/N6icAL5.jpg

I fucked up and deleted my post from internet.txt instead of editing it because apparently a confirmation box is not foolproof enough for me but here you go, this is what I posted there, fresh from my clipboard.

I know it's fake. I just wanted to put that in my post. It didn't have to be this way.
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ITS ASS- OVER 😜😂✡ YOU KNOW 🙄WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️‼️ ITS TIME FOR YOU 👈👉JEW HOES 😷😷 TO SLURP😝 UP SOME BIG 🙆 OL' DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆 WITH THAT MATZAH🍞 BALL 🏀🏀SACK SOUP 🍲⚫⚪🍜  YOU BEST WIPE THAT BLUUDDD 🔴🔴🔴 UP ⬆AND DOWN ⬇YOUR DOOR POST ‼️‼️‼️BECAUSE WE 👯AINT FUCK WITH NO CRIP 🖕NIGGAS 😷🙅🙅 NO WE DONT❌🚫 UNLESS THEY GOT THAT GOOD 😩JEWISH COCK 🍆😜😳😳 FOR US❕❕❕❕WE ALL 🙄💭KNOW THAT THAT NONE OF THE PLAGUES 🐸🕷 WERE AS BAD AS THAT HIV💉💉😱💯💯 SEND THIS TO TWENTY 2⃣0⃣ OF UR HOTTEST 💁🏼 AND SLUTTIEST 🤑😎👅💦 JEW BEEOTCHES  😉😉😉🙄 IF YOU GET FIVE 5⃣ BACK YOU A UGLY 😖JEW ✡ HOE 😱😱😱 IF YOU GET TEN BACK 1⃣0⃣🆒 THEN YOU HOT 🔥🔥 SHIT 💩💩 BUT IF YOU GET TWENTY BACK 2⃣0⃣ THEN YOU THE BADDEST 😍AND SLUTTIEST 😘WHORA IN THE TORAH AND YOU'LL👉👈 BE SCREAMING 🗣🗣OH PHAROAH👲 LET MY 🍆PEEPEE GO TONIGHT 🙌🏼💯💯 MUNCH 😜MUNCH 😫MUNCH 😵ON SOME NICE JIZZ 💦💦 FLAVORED MATZAH😉😉😱😱
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 26, 2016, 10:51:23 am
If my barber💇🏼💺 and my girl👸🏼😍 both drowning😱🌊 and I can only save one😤😬

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Post by: Runic on April 27, 2016, 04:15:36 pm
You'd need to have lived the lives of Newton, Lavoisier, Einstein, Fermi, and Kahneman all put together to be proven wrong about as many facts as a programmer unlearns in one year of debugging, though admittedly they'd be deeper and more emotionally significant facts. How could academia possibly let an average practitioner do that?
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Post by: Runic on April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 27, 2016, 04:44:36 pm
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47d607
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 27, 2016, 05:04:31 pm
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Post by: Zekka on April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on April 27, 2016, 09:55:53 pm
As a Swede, I get an adrenaline rush even by waving to my neighbor. I'm not going full rambo by introducing myself..
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Post by: Runic on April 28, 2016, 12:13:24 am
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 28, 2016, 12:17:25 am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1412358078980903/
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Post by: Zekka on April 28, 2016, 12:33:42 am
Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm

This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 12:13:24 am

I effectively MSTed it a while back for SomethingAwful's Yudkowsky thread. It's not a unique kind of hubris and it's really similar to my hubris when I worked on my first programming languages project -- I wasn't marveling at how people I don't even know would sit down and using it, but I thought I was legitimately doing something novel and interesting, just because I didn't think anyone else had gone through the same series of ideas and refinements that ended up at my design.

Yud seems to feel the same way. However, it turns out everything can be specified as a generalization or a broadening of something else so you can't actually do anything novel. Besides that, being novel specifically isn't really a design goal for real systems that actually succeed, as far as I can tell.

The reason he didn't ever seem to be able to figure this out is that he doesn't know anything about theory. You can pick any paragraph and it's full of major factual errors. And since he only really knows Python, and he's super narcissistic, he doesn't see everything everyone else has done that hangs over into the area he's working in. (Flare is basically a tiny-ass subset of what you can do with any row-based language like Prolog.) Add to that that he's willing to treat all the things he doesn't know anything about as probably pretty easy to do -- which is a convenient excuse for all the problems his idea has nothing to do with.

In other words, he's an engineer except he has no engineering skills.

Oh yeah, and his idea of "I've succeeded" is "Other people like me." not "I did a good job" so he just fantasizes about important people using his project and telling him he's important. That's kind of sad imho but also funny.
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Post by: Runic on April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 28, 2016, 10:45:08 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I am appreciating the hell out of it.  This shit is hilarious.  He really gets at what I hate about idiot "engineers": that they think they are sooooo smart, and that if you poke a hole in their grand plan, then you are the idiot, and not them.  Very much looking forward to the doc.

Anyway, here's what's in my clipboard.
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Post by: Zekka on April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2016, 12:03:39 pm
The doc has mostly focused on LW's commentariat over his long form stuff just because so much of his funniest stuff is inaccessible to a broad audience. Brevity is not The Yud's strong point.
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Post by: jack chick on April 28, 2016, 12:06:11 pm
I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am

please PLEASE do this :D
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Post by: Spooks on April 28, 2016, 12:42:15 pm
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/
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Post by: A Meat on April 28, 2016, 01:35:48 pm
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
He doesn't deserve the attention, making an episode on these idiots is enough
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Post by: Runic on April 29, 2016, 12:42:35 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.

Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.

Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am

I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.

E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED

Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
You should definitely do this. It would be amazing. I'm reasonably sure that most design docs don't have a section on what to do if molecular nanotechnology is invented before the development cycle is over, or a section on transcendence. This one sure as hell does.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 29, 2016, 04:27:59 pm
\&gt; [current year]

\&gt; can't fucking use the comedy chevrons
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2016, 12:32:57 pm
A Cry in the Dark
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 30, 2016, 01:06:47 pm
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2016, 02:32:22 pm
Using a suitable DEVICE such as a yolk-seperator or the Yolkine Seperatus Technique mentioned in the Avine Reproduction Sequence. That is to say you separate the two parts of the egg, you may argue that the shell is part of the egg, but here we are strictly talking about the EDIBLE parts of the egg. You may ask why we define the egg-shell as inedible, but that is for another sequence.

Wham-a-bam the yolks till they appear creamish, at which point apply to the mixture two teacupfuls of extra-fine monosaccharide crystals to create a Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture. Here it may be worthwhile noticing that at this point the whites will be in a separate container and that you are not to mix them and the yolks at this stage! See the Mixture Assumption Error sequence.

Wham-a-bam the resulting Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture for five to ten minutes while maintaining steady supervision of the mixture to ensure that you reach optimal results. Then add two tablespoonfuls of milk or water, a measure of salt sufficient for this cake. It is worth noticing that despite this being a sweet sponge cake the salt is necessary as a flavour enhancer, much in the same way as MSG may be added to say Chinese take-out foods. The salt is not meant to provide flavour in itself, but, as I said, to enhance the flavour of other ingredients. This is a well known technique, but given how counter-intuitive it is it is a technique that is often either ignored by inexperienced Pastry Creationists or else done entirely by rote without fully understanding the underlying principles. This is why you will also add some flavouring at this stage.

Now add a fraction of the albumen, which you should have wham-a-bammed as well. Then add two cups of flour into which you have sifted two teaspoonfuls of baking powder; It is important to understand that the gas-development of the baking-powder is what helps turn this cake into a sponge. As the baking-powder is heated it releases vapours which creates many hollows in the body of the cake. Take the resulting mixture and slowly mix it into the Enhanced Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture, ensure that the mixture speed is the minimum necessary to combine the two ingredients.

To conclude mix in the remainder of the albumen. Line the baking containers with buttered paper. That is to say paper onto which butter has been applied to ensure that it will come loose easily when the baking process if over. Then fill the containers two-thirds full.
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Post by: Runic on May 01, 2016, 01:37:01 pm
http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/01/28/richard-dawkins-lindy-west-and-the-cartoon-video-of-great-hatefulness/
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 02, 2016, 08:27:25 pm
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Post by: positive stress on May 03, 2016, 01:16:09 am
http://i.imgur.com/K2KgbsC.jpg
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on May 03, 2016, 02:24:16 am
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ebd267f7b6b9c76e02825e79c131cc28/tumblr_o4rcgeBY5D1qep5zro1_1280.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 03, 2016, 06:49:52 am
A soft gentle smile in a glance as we pass on the street. - m4w (soft kisses warm glow)
body : fit height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single

age: 40

There is nothing in our universe that envelopes the sheer grandeur, power and attraction of the overwhelming beauty of the feminine form. A soft gentle smile and a glance into your aura as we passed on the street. I yearn to pause from our walks and hold the glance, and to you a soft kiss and warm hug. That wonderful feeling of warmth, of love and wholeness. This is what I am so very desperate for these days for me. I am going through a time of transition and healing, for which I am alone. I am attractive and if you have looked my in the eyes, you know it's me. I have big hazel eyes, long curly brown hair, I look sometimes and do give off this need, this need for a hug.. to be soothed with the feminine soul.

Much love and light.
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Post by: Runic on May 03, 2016, 01:31:53 pm
https://systemmasterypodcast.com/2015/08/18/advanced-dungeons-dragons-system-mastery-50/
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 06, 2016, 12:04:36 pm
🕔Whenever🕔 I✋ 🍆masturbate💦, I do 💯a lot of 🔢foreplay🔥. I ✏write ⬇down⬇ "💦Precum💦" on a 📑sheet of paper📖, and stick🌴 the ✒pen✏ in my✋ 🍑ass🍑. I 👅massage👄 my 🍆🍆foreskin and put a 🍍grapefruit🍍 with the ▶◀centre 🔳hollowed ☑out over my✋ cock🍆 until I 🌠start 💦💦leaking. Then I ✅begin the 🔁full 🍍grapefruiting🍍, ❌stopping❌ when I'm ✅just on the ⏫edge⏬. I get on the 📊table, and try to󾠯 🔗cross❌ 🚫out the "pre" on the 📑note📜 with the ✒pen✏ still 💋👄inside me👌✊💗. The ✊pressure of 🍍it being 👊presssed🙏 against ✋my 💟💓prostrate💩 usually causes ✋me to 💦💦ejaculate💦💦🔥 all ↗over↖ the📜📑 note. It 😎reminds myself✋ that I be💦came💦 a ✅✅better 👫👭person than ◀⏪before.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on May 06, 2016, 02:26:51 pm
http://femurdesign.com/theremin/
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Post by: Zekka on May 07, 2016, 01:57:08 pm
This afternoon I drank some fruit punch that was left out since morning, and I'm starting to feel like I'm changing in spirit.
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Post by: Bodark on May 07, 2016, 02:16:47 pm
ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
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Post by: Zekka on May 08, 2016, 01:16:45 pm
On a side note, I've noticed that rap music videos can be/are very psychologically traumatizing. In the few seconds I've been able to tolerate watching rap videos (due to lack of anything else to watch on the rare occasions I watch TV), I noticed several things the video tries to force-feed children:

1. Hate the white man. Whites are usually portrayed improperly, if there are any at all. One video I watched showed two black teens being near-brutalized by white cops.

2. Your hands show more importance than your face. All this hand waving in front of the camera can not only cause excessive flinching (that'll kill your brain), but teaches kids to use their hands to express emotions. It's very annoying, especially the "fist in front of the mouth while yelling 'Dang' thing".

3. Egocentricism is king. A la 'beatdown shot'. Beatdown is where there's a whole gang of people doing hand jive at a camera that's darn near the ground. This makes viewers think that not only are they insignificant/inferior ("on a lower level"), but that the rapper has a big ego ("high and mighty") and that's something to look up (literally) to. And boy do people like that take things personally.

4. Lifestyles of the rudimentary and uneducated. You rarely/never see a rap video with concern to family outside of the Cosby Show. It's all about friends. And those kinds of friends. School is bad. Cops are bad. Drugs, sex, and parties are all that is important. This is why you see such a skew in school achievement (and ultimately intelligence).
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 11, 2016, 03:10:10 am
She gave me a pair of her shoes and I thought it might be flirting but it wasn't. She was just giving me shoes. I still have her shoes. I don't even wear shoes. I wear boots. But I know I'm gay now so there's that.
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 11, 2016, 11:15:24 am
When automotive manufacturers first started out, they were not thinking about a sport to be called Formula One. You always have groups of people who are looking for excitement.” – Mr. Hon Lik on cloud chasing (The Henry Ford of Vaping)
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 14, 2016, 03:30:25 am
So-called “shoplifting” is a manufactured crime, designed by reactionaries to distract proletarians from the kleptocratic actuality of bourgeois late capitalist society.
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Post by: Spooks on May 15, 2016, 05:03:43 am
http://stairs4u.com/
http://piano4u.com/
http://www.cursors-4u.com/
http://www.medicinalherbs-4u.com/
http://www.fruit-4u.com/
http://www.fishing-4u.com/
http://pheromones-4u.com/
http://warmth-4u.com/
http://hell4u.com/

I guarantee at least one of those links might give you malware so just enjoy the URLs.
site:*4u.com (https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A*4u.com)
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Post by: positive stress on May 16, 2016, 01:51:14 am
Hey hey its ole hickory ham mike
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Post by: positive stress on May 18, 2016, 04:17:06 pm
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
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Post by: LaserSeusan on May 25, 2016, 08:57:28 am
http://jezebel.com/294383/have-you-ever-beat-up-a-boyfriend-cause-uh-we-have
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 25, 2016, 09:57:49 am
Sucking dick is a hobby; it's a passion. When your friend is down and doubts his existence, a hand jerk off will not do enough to bring him back up. He is almost 30 now and he knows all the angles, various pressures, timings, and materials he like. This is where you come in. You see your mate becoming one of those husks you see on the street. What is a good friend to do when he is about to hit bottom? You bring him back to reality; this usually starts at the tip. Sure, he might not be up for it at first, but, as you begin, he realizes this is not about both of you being homosexuals; it is about a friend physically letting another friend know that he matters in this world. Just like totally non-gay shirtless basketball games and non-gay pantsless body massages, brojob is about building friendship without using too many word if not at all. We go through depressions due to many reasons: loneliness, lack of interests, tribulations, failed trials, and doubts of existence. During depression, the core thing many people desire is another human being to let you know that he/she cares and that you matter to them. When you suck your friend's dick, you are not sucking the every last drop of his cum; you are draining out all the negativity out of him. Have you ever seen a sad man as he cums into his buddy mouth? No. Sure, he might comes to reality and realizes that his life still sucks, but that blowjob gave him the step ladder to a bit higher ground in life, a motivation to move forward. In conclusion, blowjob is a hobby that can bring people together and rescue a friend in need. The bond created in vacuum will not be separated so easily. You, too, can change your friend's life who is about to eat leads coming out of a gun for breakfast to a friend who will eat pancakes for brunch with you with a simple gesture of kindness. Either that or you just like sucking dick. I mean, it is pretty fun.

p.s. Always remember to say no homo at the end.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on May 30, 2016, 07:17:06 pm
https://vine.co/v/ha9xpnUdxpV
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Post by: Bodark on May 30, 2016, 07:57:26 pm
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e3a7a824c198c7574ac861d4b9fe26d4/tumblr_o7steutZ231uzfwoio1_540.jpg)

it's loss.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 31, 2016, 02:21:35 pm
I have a confession to make. I have been guilty of this for so long, but yesterday i had an epiphany. I had just gone outside to buy some milk, but I had to walk to the grocery store because my bicycle is broken, the front wheel is completely flat and i dont have any spare tires. Anyway, while I was getting some milk I was walking in the grocery store, going to the milk aisle, and I was picking up bottle of milk, and I realised that there's no real difference there, it's all milk, it all comes from cows except the soy milk and the goat milk but apart from those it all comes from cows. So I went up to buy my milk and the cashier asked me if I wanted to buy anything else and i said no. So I went home with my bottle of milk and then i realised I had really been lying to all of the people here for the longest time, and it reminded me of the milk and how we're really all shitposters, except some people but apart from that were all the same. And I found that really striking and deep. And I couldn't drink my milk that I had just bought because, apart from soy milk, we're all shitposters, even if we're goats. So that made me feel really sorry about everything I have done, and I decided that I needed to apologise, like turning milk into cheese: it's still milk, except it's different because it's not milk anymore. That's what I want this apology to be like. I don't want our milk to become sour. So I thought a long time about how I would apologise and a reddit post seemed most appropriate, but I thought for a really long time and that's also like cheese, because cheese also needs to ripen. So this apology and cheese are actually also like milk, they're both the same. And that's why I decided to make this post, I hope you'll forgive me. I never wanted us to not be like milk, we're all the same and that's great, this community is great and I wish I had never, even accidentally, soured our milk.
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Post by: Runic on May 31, 2016, 05:34:25 pm
let me run some numbers for you

happiness of person immediately before horrific event= x

trauma (as negative happiness) of beig murdered = y, is calculated by multiplying the traume per minute (a) by the number of minutes it takes to kill the subject (b).

Total lifetime happiness of first victim = x-y = z

traume of rape is measured in a triangle, startig from thepoint of rape to the point where happiness begins again rape base traume level = j, time untl healing is at point where happiness is geater than additional traume =k

there fore rape trauma total m = (j*k)/2

the first change is the simple difference in magnitude of k vs b

now for the rape to be less in magnitude than the murder the subject has to live long enough.

Long enough is defined by the point at which the subbject has had more new happiness than the differente between z and m.

if they die before then, they had less total happiness in their life than if they had been murdered instead.

to make it back to emotional and personal stylings. If i die before, at a guess, another 7 years has passed. I would have been better off killed.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 08, 2016, 02:20:08 pm
Incel for a different reason

Reading through this sub the main causes of incel seems to be lack of confidence. And it is due to a lack of self esteem which is driven mainly by a poor self image. A lot of you guys place a lot of value in physical looks. Well heres a different perspective. And you may realise you might have it better than I do. Im what you call a demiromantic/demisexual. No im not into that whole tumblr left wing gender labelling stuff. But its what you should google to know what its like for me. I do not and have not ever been attracted to a stranger. No matter how good looking a girl is, i have not once in my life said 'i would have sex with that girl because shes hot'. So how does that make me incel? Im not attracted to anyone. The only people i will ever feel something for are girls who im already close with. Close friends primarily. Issue is usually one would get friendzoned. Unless you flirt. But i wont flirt cos im not attracted to her lol  See the cycle? For me its nothing to do with confidence or looks. The idea of going to a bar and hooking up with some ‘hot’ girl is a turn off. It takes a fucking long time for me to even think ‘yea i’ll go on a date with her’. To top it off im only attracted to a certain 1% of girls. A girl who doesnt drink, smoke, do drugs or sleep around. To be fair i dont do those things either. So i first have to find that unicorn with those 4 qualities. Then i have to actually have some sort of connection with her which would take months THEN i’ll say im into her. Ive had around 10 or so girls show interest in me. Ive only ever reciprocated 1 around 5 yrs ago. And with her we were really close at the time. So yea at least most of you can feel something for someone. Embrace it and go improve yourself. The best way is to improve confidence btw is to do a martial art. Dont worry about gym just learn to defend yourself. Ive found that you develop an inner confidence like no other.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 10, 2016, 01:50:41 am
Ετεροαναφορές Εργον ωτάκη
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 10, 2016, 01:03:35 pm
Girl I knew at college had her first big love affair 1st semester. Goes home for Xmas, absent-mindedly greets father with a French kiss.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 12, 2016, 12:29:37 am
四趣
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Post by: LaserSeusan on June 13, 2016, 05:41:28 pm
Many years ago I had a cat called Millie. She was the tiniest little thing, but she more than made up for it in attitude. My house looked out onto a park, and she had chased so many dogs as they came past, that a warning notice was put up about her on a nearby tree. She also had a reputation for wandering into other people's houses, eating food, and occasionally curling up for a sleep in some poor unsuspecting dogs bed. The local pub eventually gave up on turfing her out, and she had a chair that became reserved for Millie.
But of all the shit she caused me, the worst thing was that she developed an obsession with getting into my neighbours house. He was highly allergic to cats, and I swear the little shit knew that, and went there on purpose. And the thing is, he was so God damn nice about it. This is the UK, so we're terribly polite about these things anyway, but he would come over, eyes red and streaming, snot pouring from his nose, and his skin the colour of a ripe tomato, and just say:
"Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind getting your cat? Obviously if you're busy don't worry, it's not urgent. Just, you know, when you've got a minute"
Meanwhile his voice was getting raspier by the word as his throat began to swell up. I baked that poor man so many "I'm so sorry Millie nearly killed you!" cakes over the years.
Anyway, here's the cute/homicidal little shit... http://i.imgur.com/EMVeqZK.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/EMVeqZK.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2016, 04:13:38 am
i had a dream my clerk sent out an email to everybody in the company demanding they use the word nigger in every e-mail and i had to fire her even though i was not personally offended
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 14, 2016, 06:46:50 am
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 14, 2016, 08:08:20 am
he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
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Post by: Spooks on June 15, 2016, 02:46:33 am
Judging you? But you are gullible! This is a fact. You literally said that anyone who uses words like "iconography" knows what he's talking about and therefore should be trusted.
With regards to the use of the word, I do understand when the term is applied to cinema, but what is it supposed to mean with respect to Doom? What kind of "symbolic representation" are we talking about? What a giant rocket spewing demon symbolizes? I'm pretty sure it symbolizes a giant rocket spewing demon. Gashdarnit, that was very useful and relevant to my enjoyment of the game sarcasm
Do some research on the proper use of a term next time before making yourself look like a retarded snob, OK?
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on June 15, 2016, 10:01:46 pm
http://rootbeergoddess.tumblr.com/post/145922528949/rootbeer-goddess-charity-auction-for-orlando
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on June 16, 2016, 05:32:12 pm
unspinnable ratfuck
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 18, 2016, 08:12:51 am
1. It's impossible to get a girl

2. Girls today would consider this a boring date. Modern slut's idea of fun is going to wild parties, getting drunk and barfing all over the place, doing drugs, flashing tits at rock concert.

3. I'm too old to date teens in our backwards modern western culture.
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Post by: positive stress on June 18, 2016, 07:13:13 pm
LOL Hello Games was being sued by Sky TV for using the word "Sky"
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Post by: Bodark on June 18, 2016, 08:06:13 pm
https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/743697975969357825?s=09
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Post by: Schumin Capote on June 21, 2016, 02:03:21 am
duvalier
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 21, 2016, 01:40:40 pm
QUESTION: We are a Belgian/French organization and are really big fans of your work. Several members would like to visit this years Gamescon in Germany and we know there will be a stand of Star Citizen. The question is, could we expect some kind of event or is nothing planned during Gamescon?

ANSWER: So in this Gamescon uh we're not doing the huge sort of like event that we did the last few Gamescons. I know we had the venue where I think we could put uh put about two THOUSAND people joining so uhm for this year *stammers* there was some uh ah like issue in lining up the venue we wanted to use UHHHH and *giggles* YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR it uh was pretty hot and uh you know we were actually quite worried about the fact that it was getting too hot uhm you know *waves hand* whether uh you know uh LUCKILY WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY ISSUES uhm but we were kinda worried about people's health and safety because it was so packed and it was so hot uhm you know BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE WON'T BE DOING THINGS DURING GAMESCON this year so we're DEFINITELY gonna have uhhh several pop-up events. Uhhh if you guys remember uh you know last few years we've done this sort of big garden event uhhh which we've done in uh these sort uh park hyats big garden out front by the river and I'm sure we'll be doing something like that again uhhh as well as uhhh one or two other events. I know the sort of community team have been sort of talking about uhm having uhm these sort of pop-up events AND THEN WE'RE ALSO going to have a MUCH MORE involved uhh  stand on the show floor than last year. So we're gonna have kind of uhhh a uhhh kinda fun-themed uhhh space and uhhh so we'll have people on hand and we'll be showing and talking uhh various parts of the game. We'll probably showing uh teasing some new stuff that's gonna be coming up uhhh we're DEFINITELY gonna be showing some cool stuff at gamescon uhh to uhh PRESS and we'll probably have some element of that shown on uhm the show floor AS WELL as allowing people to get hands on (waves hand wild) and play the CURRENT stable build. Though it definitely will be worth coming to gamescon we're gonna have some cool stuff there uhmm you know I'll uhm be there a lot of the other uhh folks will be there too uhhhmm so we'd love to see you so uhhhm you know. Come visit us it's always- it's always a big thing for us and we are DEFINITELY going to be showing some stuff that you'll be-hopefully be excited about!


(http://i.imgur.com/iKkYWfN.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 22, 2016, 09:17:11 am
Tlön Uqbar Orbis Tertius full text
http://art.yale.edu/file_columns/0000/0066/borges.pdf
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 22, 2016, 09:20:48 am
Now it's spreading
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 22, 2016, 11:19:03 am
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 23, 2016, 09:25:36 am
https://thefpl.us/also-made/internet-jerseys/a-soldout.jpg
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 24, 2016, 11:06:43 pm
&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away&lt;--- me be㏌ random aga㏌ _^ hehe…tᅇdᇉs‼‼! Garfield😽 ᇉa㎱ towards Jon.😘 Not only ㏂ I exte㎱ⅳely tra㏌ed ㏌ u㎁rmed⛔️💪 ㏇㏔at, but I ㏊ve 💳a㏄ess🔖🔑 to the entire a₨e㎁l✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Mar㏌e⚓️ Cor㎰🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I wiᄔ ㎲e it to iʦ fuᄔ👐 extent to wipe your miserabᇉ as🍑s off the faŒ of the ㏇nt㏌ent🌍✔️, you littᇉ gᅇd shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his ㏊nd ㏌to the 🍝㎩sta🍜 dish. As he lifʦ his warm ㏊nd out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large cl㎛p of ㎩sta🍝, s㍳Œ🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly br㏌gs the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate aᄔ the lasaga🍝. If only you ㏇uld ㏊ve known🎓✔️ w㏊t unholy🙌 retributюn your littᇉ “cᇉver📃” ㏇㎜en📝t was about to br㏌g down upon you, ㎃ybe you would ㏊ve held your -blam!-㏌g 🍆💦tongᵫ👅. But you ㏇uldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️㎩y㏌g the ㏚iŒ💲💲💲, you god㍲mn😤 idюt. crashes ㏌to you with meteor💫💥 sl㏂ attack and kilʪ you🔪 heh… another 4⃣c㏊nner🍀 falʪ to me. I wiᄔ shit💩bᅇkshelves📘 aᄔ ㍵er yo💯u and you wiᄔ drown🌊😱🌊 ㏌ it. You’re -blam!-㏌g dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those fᅇd🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then i㎱erʦ the lasaga ㏌to Garfield's mouth💋 and ㏚ᅂeeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 ㏌ his ㏊nd.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for someth㏌g a littᇉ different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 t㏊ʦ w㏊t im talk㏌g about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches beh㏌d Garfield and slowly i㎱erʦ the fᵫl unit🍝🍝 ㏌to his an㎲🍑. "do you like t㏊t you big fat cat?😼" Jon qᵫstю㎱. Garfield pu😼r₨ with jѹ. "t㏊nk you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entranŒ of the dᅇr to the kitchen, 🐶a silhoᵫtte of a 🐕dog appea₨. A quiet mu㏔ᇉ is heard but ㏌㍳dibᇉ for the ㎃n and fel㏌e to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mu㏔ᇉd.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOᅇoᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌l㍵e❤️ and waffᇉs and CUMMIES💦 you littᇉ gᅇ💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌nott㏌g pe₨onnel, kid💁🚬 ℡eporʦ away

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Post by: Carbon on June 24, 2016, 11:19:12 pm
I almost read that twice, very nice.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 02, 2016, 07:43:08 am
first time it happened to me, it wasn’t even the scariest

i had woken up, naked, in the woods, surrounded by Burzum CDs and beer posters featuring women in dirndls with the slogan FEMINISM = WHITE GENOCIDE sharpied on them. my whole body ached; i felt like i had been stretching my right arm for the whole night

as the day passed, and I shared the confusion of the town, things slowly started coming together. the rabbi was busy scrubbing the wall clean of some sort of hands-rubbing shylock cartoon. the woman across the street had received a letter beginning: Dear Hypergamous Slut,. A large billboard had been covered by a painting of what looked like a sad frog in a hitler outfit. all my avatars on social media had been replaced michelangelo’s David.
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Post by: Spooks on July 05, 2016, 07:53:08 am
Jelqing is also known as “milking” a penis because the action is similar to the action of milking a cow’s teats.
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Post by: Bodark on July 06, 2016, 06:34:13 pm
In a spoiler tag so that I can warn you all it's one of the most infuriating things I've ever read in my entire life, and it's also about rape.

Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says
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Post by: positive stress on July 06, 2016, 09:39:23 pm
In a spoiler tag so that I can warn you all it's one of the most infuriating things I've ever read in my entire life, and it's also about rape.

Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says
Bodark, July 06, 2016, 06:34:13 pm

I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2016, 07:39:34 am
I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: LaserSeusan on July 07, 2016, 12:20:14 pm
I really wish I hadn't clicked this fuck
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Post by: Frank West on July 07, 2016, 04:40:01 pm
I'm glad I clicked it, embrace entropy inside you and get rid of all hope.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2016, 11:59:00 am
http://genderdruid.neocities.org/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 13, 2016, 11:06:06 am
Zoophilia (Bestiality)

The Ancient Egyptians apparently engaged in bestiality often, from cows to dogs to even crocodiles. This practice was illegal and carried high penalties, but amazingly people continued to practice it anyway.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on July 14, 2016, 12:23:04 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am

Jesus fucking christ, the entirety of that page. Even the url! http://reductress.com/post/delicate-midi-rings-that-say-i-want-your-dick-to-break-me/
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 14, 2016, 12:46:02 am
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am

Jesus fucking christ, the entirety of that page. Even the url! http://reductress.com/post/delicate-midi-rings-that-say-i-want-your-dick-to-break-me/
Ashto, July 14, 2016, 12:23:04 am
Reductress are my favourite Onion-style site and I was super bummed when they didn't accept my packet.

E:

😍daddy😈💓loves me💓, thinks i'm a 🙏godsend💘, when i 👯shake👯 my little booty in👱meemaw's depends!👱 i 💓shake💓it to the👈left👈and i 💓shake💓it to the👉right👉, 😍daddy😍😲unzips😲and i'm😵filled with delight😵he 🚶struts🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabs😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaps me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counts◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer's🕛run out and i 😣feel a little poke😣😚, he😥pushes😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰, 😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡cock-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby whore👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little😠shove😠, i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 15, 2016, 08:57:35 am
Perhatosan: INSTALL fonta Sundanese Unicode
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Post by: Runic on July 16, 2016, 11:35:59 pm
people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN'T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!
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Post by: Gyro on July 17, 2016, 01:51:57 am
Fat kitties are an important resource.
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Post by: STOG on July 20, 2016, 12:35:59 am
7/20/2016, 12:29:07 AM
stanthemanrocks123 : Where u live
sodaaccident : i live in fucksville county
stanthemanrocks123 : The truth sod be told
sodaaccident : i am full of sod, i buy it from walmart and shove entire handfuls into my mouth
stanthemanrocks123 : Bye
stanthemanrocks123 : Ass hole
New Whispers
sodaaccident : no, i am a soda accident
stanthemanrocks123 : Pisoff
sodaaccident : who's that

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Post by: LaserSeusan on July 22, 2016, 10:35:33 pm
“His tongue is long and hard and tastes of mint. We don’t say anything, but he pushes me to my knees in the middle of the shop. It’s difficult to undo his flies. I put my hand in. It’s hot and damp, and then, Christ; it’s amazing, huge. It just goes on and on, as thick as…’

‘As a magnum? A jeroboam? A methuselah? A bitter pump?’

‘A fucking salami. Shut up, John.’

***

‘…he takes his clothes off until he’s just wearing his boots. I hook my nails into his really taut bottom and he pumps and nearly chokes me.’

‘How did he get his trousers off over his boots? I mean, does he take his boots off and put them back on again?’

‘Shut up. I pull my dress off and I’m naked. He reaches down and roughly grabs me between the legs. I can feel his long, bony finger slip inside me. His thumb slides into the crack of my bottom and lifts me like…’

‘A bowling ball? A six-pack?’

‘Like I was light as a feather.’

***

She got to his cock and stuck it between her teeth like a cigar.” (https://nothingintherulebook.com/2016/03/19/bad-sex-in-fiction-awards-the-connoisseurs-compendium/)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on July 23, 2016, 04:55:59 pm
The far more likely scenario will be that when they realize that he won't win, certain factions among Trump supporters will feel aggrieved and will initiate open hostilities. When such an event happens, the targets of violence will have a right to defend themselves through the systematic identification, infiltration and neutralization of the belligerents.

Eventually, I'll surrender to Den Haag.  If you send a care package, please remember that I have a peanut allergy.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 23, 2016, 08:13:44 pm
I think it’s very stereotypical for you to think all twinks are gay. In the same way I know several women who are butches and are not lesbians. My father is a bear and he is not gay. Those are just words about personal style, not related to sexual orientation.
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Post by: Bodark on July 23, 2016, 08:20:32 pm
is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?
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Post by: Spooks on July 30, 2016, 03:44:52 pm
reasons to vote for donald trump

1. Jeb Bush is gay
2. Hillary Clinton should be in the kitchen not in an election
3. Trumpets are cool and mr skeltal plays a trumpet
4. Donald Trump is a cool cat
5. Jeb Bush and Hilary Clinton want to legalize forced dick mutilation
6. Donald Trump is good with the children
7. Donald Trump will end world hunger by increasing the production of trumpets
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 01, 2016, 05:56:14 am
Ok…so, I’m a 🔞16 year old🔞 💋👫👭bisexual female👭👫💋. Lets just establish that. It’s important f👂o👂r👂 my 💭story💭. But a few years ago⬅️⬅️🕙, I wasn’t 💋👫👭Bisexual👫👭💋. I was, what I thought to be at the time anyway, a young 🚮👫Heterosexual👫. But I still loved and supported the 🌈LGBT community☮, as we are 🔙now🔜 taught in school these days that being 🌈LGBT+🌈 is totally fine and 🆒🆒normal🆒🆒. So yes, I have supported the 🌈☮community☮🌈 for ⤴️most of my life. I didn’t choose to be 💋👫👭Bisexual👭👫💋. I just realised it one day🆕, and then got on with my life as usual🔂🔂. Nothing was different, everything was good🆗. Before I realised I was Bisexual, I had a 💅boyfriend I had been with for 1 year💅, and we were in a healthy, stable, and loving 👫Heterosexual relationship👫. He is, and happily identifies as, a 👫Heterosexual👫 🍆male🍆. He does and has always supported the 🌈LGBT community☮ greatly✅, but he is ❌not❌ queer. Now, I have a big problem that I need to adress right now🔜🔜. One that has troubled me for a while🔙🔙. The problem is some of the opinions a portion of other LGBT people have of 👫Heterosexuals👫. I see posts every day on Tumblr 😜joking😂 like “haha straight guys are so gross”, “man 👫Hets👫 need to get their priorities 👫straight👫”, “nobody cares about your 💬opinion💤, straightie”🆒 all made by members of the LGBT community. At least, I 🙏hope💭 they were joking. But even so, what brought on this kind of 🙈🙉🙊hatred💔? Not even towards ⏹Homophobic⏹ or ⏹⏹Transphobic⏹⏹ 👫straight people👫, but towards the 👰💃general 👫straight population👫? Firstly, I get that 🌈LGBT🌈 people were originally and continue to be 😈demonised😈 by 🗑Homophobic/transphobic 👫heterosexual people👫🗑. I really do understand how 🌡defensive you are about your 🌈sexuality/gender identity🌈 and how 🆘important it is🆘. But does that really mean you can go around 💩shitting💩 on anyone and everyone who may be 💝straight🔩? Really😰? Even though there is only ⤵️a 🙈minority🙉 of 🙅Homophobic people🙅 amongst them⁉️? You could have 👶children👶 read your insults. 👶👶Children👶👶. 👶Children👶 aged 1⃣2⃣ - 1⃣6⃣ who are 👫straight👫, or in a 👫straight relationship👫 with someone. How 💩SHIT💩 do you think that makes them feel☢, just for ✌️loving someone of the opposite gender✌️, or 💅💄identifying as🏈🚬, what is 🔊considered by many🔉, to be the norm🔈. I am ❌NOT SAYING❌ that being 👫straight👫 is the 🆒default sexuality🆕. ⏪⏪⏪Far from it. But most 👫straight people👫 do seem to 🛀🎨identify as🍺🎣 🍆straight🍑 from an early age. Those 👫straight children👶, who are 🆕nowadays🆕 taught in 👶school👶 that they should ❣️support and accept🆗 the 🌈LGBT community☮, are reading your 🛂hate-filled jokes✈️ and 🔪insults🔫 towards ☹️them☹️ and wondering💭💭 “what did I do to deserve this?”. 👫Straight people👫 have ❎🆒fucked up in the past🔙. There have been ⏫so many⏫ violent hate crimes, 📜discriminatory laws📓 and protests against 🌍us LGBT🌎 folk🌏 that were and still are led by 🚮homophobic Straight people🚮. 📉Those people📉 are scum. Disgusting, horrible, hate filled people that say awful things like “haha Gay people are so gross”, “man, Bisexuals should get their priorities straight”, “nobody cares about your opinion, faggot”. Thats pretty fucked up, right❓❓ But it sounds somehow 🆕familiar⏪. ✅Yeah✅. ↩️You’re spewing the ♻️same kind of hate♻️ at 🚼young Heterosexuals🚸 that 🚮Homophobes🚮 once gave to 🔄you🔂. You’re 🆘hurting🆘 the 🚻Heterosexuals🍆🍑 that 🔧support you and your identity🆗. Ones that may even, 🔜at a later date🔜, discover that they are ❎not❎ 🍫straight🎱 at all. 🔮How do you think🔮 that 😈hatred😈 towards them makes them feel👎. Even if it’s a 🙌joke🙌, even if it’s 🙊“meant for someone else”🙊, it still 📍hurts🎈. It hurts ⏫so much⏫. It hurt me, ⏪way back when🔙. It 📍hurts🎈 me 🔛now🔛, because it targets 👫my boyfriend💚, who I love and trust, and who supports you all👌. I feel 💫betrayed😧. We’ve spent ⏭so many years fighting for equality✖️➕➖➗. We as a 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧community👨‍👨‍👦‍👦.
And we are 🔃still fighting🔃.
And there are ⏫many⏫ 🔑straight people🔑 fighting with us.
So instead of 💯writing hate comments on the internet💯 targeted towards 💗💔innocent 👗straight people👔 who are also fighting for your 🔥equality🔥, 👫join hands👪 with them and continue to fight together. 🤘United🤘. Don’t 🔫shoot down⬇️ your own ⚔soldiers⚔.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 02, 2016, 04:40:11 am

He tells her that the Earth is flat—
He knows the facts, and that is that.
In altercations fierce and long
She tries her best to prove him wrong.
But he has learned to argue well.
He calls her arguments unsound
And often asks her not to yell.
She cannot win. He stands his ground.
The planet goes on being round.
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Post by: STOG on August 02, 2016, 10:13:55 am
there's a new internet of things enabled george foreman grill but how can i use it to harass women on the internet????
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on August 02, 2016, 03:32:39 pm
A rat's.... anus!?
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 10, 2016, 08:56:43 am
[Root.Religion.GetRandomGodName]
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2016, 11:42:27 pm
And sorry if this doesn’t have anything to do with the tags I’m putting but this goes for ALL fandoms. You guys need to stop saying shit about her. If you are a real Skrillex fan then you know not to be a prick and actually respect what other people fucking say. Yes she did stuff she shouldn’t of done but that doesn’t make Sonny innocent! He is turning into a selfish asshole who doesn’t care about his fans. Don’t you see? This whole fandom is falling apart because of this drama. Things are only going to get worse if we don’t do anything about it! We need to stop fighting with each other and work together to make a change. We need to stop this drama and actually try to understand and think about what the other person is saying. Just stop attacking them and if you disagree be respectful about it. Like you guys always say that you’re trying to make people happy and trying to spread positivity then you guys go and do this shit. This fandom is splitting up into two different sides and it’s only getting worse. We need to work together and let Sonny know what he is doing wrong and why some people are getting mad. This is going to sound cliche but Sonny has gotten me into music and I looked up to him. He inspired me to actually do something with my life and it hurts to just see someone you loved just go away and you didn’t even get to say goodbye. Just please try to understand what I’m saying and don’t attack me for this. I don’t want to start any drama I just want to end it.
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Post by: Bodark on August 17, 2016, 12:38:31 am
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Post by: positive stress on August 17, 2016, 12:48:11 am
America right now is the least racist country to have ever existed.
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Post by: Quark-Antiquark on August 17, 2016, 06:32:45 am
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/4xzrw5/could_it_possible_that_virgin_mary_was_creampied/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/4xzrw5/could_it_possible_that_virgin_mary_was_creampied/)
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Post by: positive stress on August 18, 2016, 01:41:17 pm
Would anybody be interested in a mail order bribe service? Here’s what I’m thinking - you would pay me 50 dollars and I would mail you 40 dollars and a note that says something like, “Now you’d better keep your mouth shut about the whole thing” or “I think these two Andy Jacksons will help seal the deal”. I don’t know, something like that. I would hand write all of the notes and use glitter and colored paper and stuff. I would make them all unique.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 20, 2016, 01:50:27 am
Oyuquiti
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Post by: STOG on August 20, 2016, 11:50:52 am
It is pretty sad how Capcom, one of the most important publisher of vg's histroy, fell this low.
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Post by: Yavuz on August 20, 2016, 05:59:19 pm
How do you stop a dog from peeing on the padio furnicher after they eat
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 22, 2016, 07:03:53 am
I'm 🏢Samsung💼 and 👉THIS👉 is my🤑 💻silicon🖥 wafer🍘 production 📊 line 📈. My 🤑 employees 👷🏽👷🏽 work 🏋 here 👇 with my 🤑 friends 😂 😷arsenic😷, 😖acetone😖, 💩methane💩, 😵sulphuric acid😵 and 🤒lead🤒. Every 👐 employee 👷🏽 that 🏋works🏋 here 👇 has or 😜 will 👅 have 😨leukaemia😱 and a 📚story📚. 1️⃣ One thing 💋 I 👀 learnt 🕵 after 6️⃣ six court 💼 cases 👮🏻 involving 👐 🔟 ten 👷🏽workers👷🏽 is that 🤔 you ☝️ ❌never👎 know WHAT 🤔 😂'trade secret'😂 i'll 🤑 ❌withhold🙅 next!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 23, 2016, 01:01:54 pm
All bloody principles and practices we do utterly deny, with all outward wars, and strife, and fightings with outward weapons, for any end, or under any pretence whatsoever, and this is our testimony to the whole world. That spirit of Christ by which we are guided is not changeable, so as once to command us from a thing as evil and again to move unto it; and we do certainly know, and so testify to the world, that the spirit of Christ, which leads us into all Truth, will never move us to fight and war against any man with outward weapons, neither for the kingdom of Christ, nor for the kingdoms of this world.
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Post by: Yavuz on August 23, 2016, 02:08:47 pm
Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.
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Post by: jorty on August 25, 2016, 09:11:15 am
Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, August 23, 2016, 02:08:47 pm

Gonna be honest here. I don't think the Macho Fool Henry Kissinger was ever going to be as big as the Macho Man in the WWF.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2016, 08:29:28 am
Since i was a 👶👶young👶👶 👱🏻boy👱🏻👱🏻my 👨🏻👨🏻father👨🏻👨🏻 has 😧😫imposed😖😤 his ✝✡religion☪🕉 onto 😢me👱🏻. I was 🏠home🏠🏫 schooled 🏫because 👪we👪 live in the ⬅🇺🇸️west⬅️🇨🇦 and my 👨🏻father 👨🏻wanted 👱🏻me👱🏻 in an 🏠🏡environment⛪️🕌 that was 😄😎free🙌✊ from anything ☪Haram.☪ I couldn't 🍑ass🍑ociate with ✡Jews✡ or ✝Christians✝, anyone who ate 💩unclean💩😺 animals🐶🐷, or any 💁girl💁. As a teenage 🍆guy 🍆going through 😩puberty💦 this was 🌿naturally🌿 a living 💤😱nightmare💤😱. After 🗓years🕐 📰📰🗓 of 🙏begging🙏 from me and 👊pressure👊 from his 👨🏻colleagues👮👳, i was finally allowed to attend a very 😍nice😍 👩🏻👱🏻coed👱🏻👩🏻 🏫😏⬆️high⬆️ school🏫. The only☝️😤 rule 😤😯was that i had to keep 😫👋avoiding 👋anything ☪Haram☪. Being 🙌free🙌 for the first time i started to 😄🤑celebrate🙌🎉🎊. Ate 🐷🐷bacon🐷🐷 my 1️⃣first1️⃣ 📅day📅, had ✝Christian✝ 👬friends👫 in a 🗓week🗓, and within the 📆month📆 i had even 👋met👋 a 😍💁girl💁😏😏. I was 😵shy😵 and 😰awkward😳 as i could possibly be but she 💁liked😍 me and thought i was 😂😂funny😂😂. She was a little too 😡hipster😡 👹punk🕶 for me, listing to 🎧music🎧 i've never heard and using words like 🍆tubular🍆 and 😍bae😍, but i ❤️loved❤️ it. Within 2️⃣two2️⃣ months we were 😍💑dating💑😍. It was going 👍great👍 until my 👨🏻father👨🏻 👂heard👂 about it. The ✝Christians✝ and 🐷bacon🐷 he could ⬆👀️overlook⬆️👀, but the 👩🏻women👩🏻 to him were really ❌🚫❌😡wrong😡❌🚫❌. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having 👅🍆sex💦🍑👌👈 with her. As if it couldn't get any 🤔weirder🤔 he actually demanded i show him my 🍆penis🍆 to prove i ❌haven't❌ been having 👈👌sex.🍆💦🍑. I had to 👄ask👄 him 2️⃣twice2️⃣ to make sure i 👂heard👂 him ✅right✅✅. It was ⚠️😳awkward 😳⚠️but living under his 🏠roof🏠 i had to 👍do👍 as he 👈👄🗣commands👉🗣I started to ➡️go➡️ out with 💁her💁 on 💑dates💑 and every 🕑time🕑 i 💦came💦🏠 home🏠 i had to 🖐🍆whip it out🍆🖐 for 👨🏻👨🏻dad👨🏻. It might be 😖😵insane👎😤but i actually am 👌🆗ok👌🆗🆗 with 🍆🍆dicks🍆🍆 out for ☪haram☪ 😍💁bae💦🍑🐵🐵🐵🍆🐵
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Post by: boooo566 on August 28, 2016, 09:15:48 am
I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 28, 2016, 09:41:57 am
I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.
moooo566, August 28, 2016, 09:15:48 am

You and me both, friend.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 30, 2016, 07:06:17 am
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Post by: positive stress on September 01, 2016, 04:09:37 pm
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 01, 2016, 04:51:38 pm
Infantry
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Post by: LaserSeusan on September 02, 2016, 02:50:48 pm
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. They didn't think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. This boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn't want Dudley mixing with a child like that.

When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.

None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past the window.

At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed, because Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his cereal at the walls.

"Little tyke," chortled Mr. Dursley as he left the house. He got into his car and backed out of number four's drive.

It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar -- a cat reading a map. For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realize what he had seen -- then he jerked his head around to look again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner of Privet Drive, but there wasn't a map in sight. What could he have been thinking of? It must have been a trick of the light. Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at the cat. It stared back. As Mr. Dursley drove around the corner and up the road, he watched the cat in his mirror. It was now reading the sign that said Privet Drive -- no, looking at the sign; cats couldn't read maps or signs. Mr. Dursley gave himself a little shake and put the cat out of his mind. As he drove toward town he thought of nothing except a large order of drills he was hoping to get that day.
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Post by: Spooks on September 02, 2016, 07:56:46 pm
Note that in F+ we can trivially specialize over material features of a given draw, but not at all over lights, and it's even best to make the various lighting paths very uniform (e.g. use the same filtering for shadows) to avoid dynamic branching issues.

In deferred shading, on the other hand, we can specialize over lights, over texture layer combiners (in the g-buffer pass) and over materials (albeit with worse culling than forward).
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Post by: positive stress on September 02, 2016, 09:05:11 pm
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on September 02, 2016, 10:01:16 pm
https://66.media.tumblr.com/18aeada417af3abc6c505cadb546a1be/tumblr_oavshaUuHi1raizn9o1_1280.jpg
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Post by: Yavuz on September 03, 2016, 12:50:24 pm
Over the years I’ve come to believe that, in much the same way pets and owners begin to resemble each other, NFL teams become a reflection on their home city. Some examples: The Dolphins and Miami, shoddy leadership, B-list celebrities, overarching chaos; the Chargers and San Diego, mildly entertaining but easy forgettable, etc…

Our local NFL entry is a group of professionals from all over the country, many of whom don’t mind being here but equally wouldn’t mind being somewhere else, nearly all of whom have no cultural bond or affinity for the area. The organization’s ‘tradition’ seems forced and is mostly used to paper over all of the awful things that happened in the past. More often than not the talent and ability to do something notable is there, but instead they prefer year after year to just half-ass it and try to do just enough to keep from losing their jobs.
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Post by: Bodark on September 04, 2016, 06:35:43 pm
   H E L L B O X
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2016, 07:10:38 pm
To exponentially and massively expand on your comment...
Zelda, Mario, Metroid, etc are to gaming what Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer are to Metal.
If someone says "I'm a metalhead" or "I listen to metal" and the first bands they name off are Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer... You've got a poser on your hands.
Like, look, if you were truly a metalhead you'd know that it's fucking pointless as fuck to say you like them----Liking them is a given. Tell me what ELSE you like. If I'm asking you who you listen to, I want to know if you listen to Doom? Power? Death? Black? Thrash? Prog? Folk? Psychadelic? NWOBHM? what?
Fuck, even my mother knows who bloody Maiden is. When you're telling me you like maiden you're not expressing an interest in Metal, you're telling me you like people knowing you like metal, by naming off the one band that bloody EVERYONE will recognize
not liking them on the other hand, is worthy of mentioning.... if the topic comes up. Bringing it up yourself is a bit of a faux pas
And in high school, every single time you'd see a girl with a non merch-band t-shirt on, it'd be some Iron maiden shirt they picked up at Hot Topic and they couldn't even fucking name the album cover used for the shirt even though 9 times out of 10 it was fucking Number of the Beast
It's the same thing with Mario, Zelda, etc
They're entry level and seminal.
They're some of the oldest, best selling, most well known games in existence, that have served as a template for nearly everything that has come after.
At this point they're more symbolic than anything.
So just like with Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, ETC----Even though you'd be a damned fool to say they're anything but among the most influential and well known metal acts in existence and have acted as templates for numerous bands to come in the last 4 decades since their inceptions and are still used as a measuring stick of quality for other bands to be compared to...
If those, (Zelda, Metroid, Mario, etc) are the first games you bring up and feature prominently in your interests... 9 times out of 10 it means that you haven't played very many games and haven't really branched out into the hobby and explored more of it.
Like, yes, I know you like Mario, Zelda, etc... That's a given. But do you like Shooters(First or Third person)? MOBAs? RPGs? Adventures? Sims? Fighters? MMOs? 4X? Diablo-Likes? RTSs? Tower Defense? Visual Novels? Stealth? Beat-em-ups? Shoot-em-ups? Bullet Hells? Survival Horror? Throw me a bone and give me something interesting to talk to you about ffs
If I'm bloody asking you about your interest in metal or games, I'm looking to gauge your interest so I know if we share the same tastes, and maybe exchange names of games/bands that I might not have heard of or tried out, and I want to jump at the chance to share bands/games I love that maybe you don't know about
TL;DR Women flock to Zelda because it's the first thing most people will hear about, so it means that the "Gamer gurlz" will latch onto it for attention cred since everyone they speak to will know of it, while the true gamers will continue to hold a fondness for it due to its quality and nostalgia factor of being among the first games they were introduced to.
Edit: This kinda transformed a bit away from what it was originally intended... But the concept remains valid---Zelda is entry level, and fucking EVERYONE likes it, so naturally women would flock to it because it's the first ones they'd hear from their friends, or because it's simple enough that their older brother or uncle or boyfriend or whatever thought it would be a good starter game to introduce them to the hobby with, since it's high quality and easy to grasp with fantastical, romantic themes, or whatever.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 04, 2016, 09:51:42 pm
KEIJO MARU
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Post by: Yavuz on September 06, 2016, 08:38:24 am
https://twitter.com/Mobute/statuses/13206377066
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Post by: boooo566 on September 09, 2016, 03:38:57 am
07:02:10 DELGRAD M.A.D. : No offence was taken on my part. I do not want to mix BUSINESS with pleasure. My businees is religion on youtube,. Mixing that with here could cause so big ptroblems as I do not holed conventionalviewws.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 19, 2016, 01:43:57 am
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 21, 2016, 10:27:59 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/search
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Post by: Yavuz on September 21, 2016, 11:21:14 pm
When you start to lose your temper, remember: There’s nothing manly about rage. It’s courtesy and kindness that define a human being— and a man. That’s who possesses strength and nerves and guts, not the angry whiners.

Aurelius, Marcus (2012-08-06). The Modern Library Collection of Greek and Roman Philosophy 3-Book Bundle: Meditations; Selected Dialogues of Plato; The Basic Works of Aristotle (Kindle Locations 2439-2440). Random House Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.
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Post by: STOG on September 22, 2016, 01:10:47 am
Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. Don't look up cummies
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Post by: positive stress on September 22, 2016, 01:59:45 am
Evolution is not real. And I am going to Hogwarts.
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Post by: Cirr on September 23, 2016, 07:57:45 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jk-rowling-forced-to-clarify-that-harambe-is-not-a-patronus-after-harry-potter-trolled_uk_57e40d78e4b0db20a6e8d03e?
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Post by: jack chick on September 23, 2016, 04:25:35 pm
"Hell yeah this song is the buttcheek beatdown anthem"
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Post by: Bodark on September 23, 2016, 07:03:36 pm
BEEP BOO
THE ROBOT
IS YOUUUUUUUUU
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Post by: Kaleidoscope on September 23, 2016, 08:02:43 pm
https://67.media.tumblr.com/25f13d69d30253f8f35c3715b17fd633/tumblr_inline_odxz3s3mPP1u266v7_540.png
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Post by: positive stress on September 26, 2016, 12:53:58 am
All Enemies In The Area Are Dead
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 26, 2016, 01:34:55 am
Amitābha
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 26, 2016, 11:15:08 am
interviewer asked if i thought mario was handsome. he had a mustache so i had to say yes. right? i had to say yes. saying yes was calculated. saying yes was the smart move.
“hell yeah,” i said. the room was spinning.
“i’d fuck the shit out of mario. i’d let him do things to me that weren’t even legal.”
i was overdoing it now but i couldn’t stop. although my mouth was forming words that were coherent, albeit a bit vulgar, the inside of my head was screaming. my mouth was so dry. i needed to stop now.

“i want the pipe.”
he tried to interrupt then. he’d clearly had enough, but i knew that, at that point, i had to keep going. continuing was calculated. continuing was the smart move.
“i want mario to rip me apart. i want him to blend both of my livers and make me drink it. i want him to freeze his semen into an icicle and stab me thousands and thousands of times.”
he told me to stop then. he didn’t so much say it as yell it, which i personally thought was incredibly rude. you don’t yell during an interview. none of the interview youtube videos i’d watched had mentioned any yelling. i wanted to point it out but he seemed a bit agitated, so i made a mental note to send him a polite email after i’d gotten the job.
“that’s quite enough.”
at least he was using his inside voice now.
“peach who?” i said, my voice barely above a whisper. my mouth felt as if it were on fire. i needed water.
“excuse me?”
“peach who” i croaked.
“that’s what mario’s going to say after i–”
suddenly i began coughing. maybe even dry heaving a little, but he didn’t have to know that.
“–after i fuck his brains out.” i finished.
turns out mario was his son. i must’ve glanced at the family beach photo on his desk one too many times, but only because i was trying to figure out how one man could be so bald. he must have waxed his head. he had to. no human head reflected direct sunlight with such boldness.
he began to talk about how there currently wasn’t a position open. i’d watched enough videos to know that was interview talk. it meant i wasn’t getting hired. i had to think fast. maybe there was still a way i could spin this. if i couldn’t attack from outside, maybe i could still infiltrate from within.
“that’s too bad. but maybe you could tell mario to give me a call sometime?”
he called security.

From "Bombing" on tumblr
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Post by: LaserSeusan on September 27, 2016, 03:02:21 pm
Synopsis for "Superman's Saddest Day!"
A lost prophecy of Nostradamus’s is found by Jimmy Olsen, who learns from it that if he collects “tears from king and clown, from killer, and Kryptonian of renown” and mixes them together will gain “a power unknown to man”. As it turns out, the tears mixed together (including Superman’s) create an atomic explosion.

Notes
In this issue! Jimmy Olsen collects Superman's bodily fluids!

Trivia
No trivia.
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Post by: STOG on September 27, 2016, 09:03:14 pm
URRRAARRGH FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM says Spartacus.
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Post by: Yavuz on September 27, 2016, 09:42:53 pm
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/505635273108377600
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Post by: Bodark on September 27, 2016, 09:48:01 pm
http://www.trumpdebatefacts.com/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 28, 2016, 03:37:33 pm
And I'm not down with that. I can get crazy in
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Post by: Yavuz on October 02, 2016, 05:37:06 pm
http://geeklikemetoo.blogspot.com/2006/02/pencil-fetish.html
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 02, 2016, 06:17:54 pm
 MENU
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Post by: A Meat on October 02, 2016, 06:39:15 pm
http://i.imgur.com/mOJc1aZ.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 03, 2016, 06:02:31 pm
命を守る行動をとってください #台風18号
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 05, 2016, 01:19:35 am
https://i.imgur.com/4mByW98.gif
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Post by: boooo566 on October 05, 2016, 02:01:49 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/25/michael-gove-chap-hop-favourite-genre-mr-b

A perfect collision of two awful things. A man who makes bad music writes about a bad person's love of said bad music.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 07, 2016, 01:43:29 am
two years ago I moved to Astoria to surf the big wave that's gonna fuck the coastline up when nibiru passes and to my dismay and horror I find out that the band that inspired me to sew patches all over my clothes with dental floss doesn't play shows in Portland anymore, I have respect for Ward and Kelly, you need a new LP Cut by PROFANE EXISTENCE and a reunion show I heard a rumor these guys went on to form DEFIANCE another Portland Classic band I love you guys fuck off for throwin in the towel and there is a lot of Heroin here but that's everywhere stick with beer and meth.

(a youtube comment on a Resist album (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw37x6MfMC8))
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 07, 2016, 01:52:09 am
Hi there Guys, Some people have been saying that I'm dead, but it's not true. I just didn't feel like drawing for a while because of things in my Life. I don't know if I will draw for fun anymore because I don't have a lot of Time for it anymore and I just donnt have so much inspiration. I am watching Steven Universe and I like the Gems but, For some reason I just don't want to draw it. But, I think I will still do comissions, It  seems fun to me to draw different stuff from people and it would help me out in life.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 17, 2016, 02:50:05 pm
After looking through your youtube feed, I can safely say that you are very much included in that special clade of people I mentioned. Don't worry though. With the recent rightward shift, you'll go the way of the cambrian creatures that just popped the hell out of nowhere or else you'll adapt and come to realize the massive holes in your worldview, because let me tell you, there is no world where you chuds get to play king anymore, as the collapse of the Soviet Union should have dictated to you scabs.
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Post by: Spooks on October 17, 2016, 04:55:44 pm
My GREATEST WISH has always been to have an elephant. I won a new clowny friend for my birthday, which is FANTASTIC... but I can't help being a TINY bit disappointed. I really would have loved to win the elephant. My new clowny friend notices my disappointment, and excitedly lets me know that since its my birthday, she can grant me ONE WISH using circus magic. I about burst with excitement, and ask if she can pretty pleeease turn herself into an elephant.ITS MAGIC! First big, floppy ears burst from the clown's head!! Her trunk starts to TRUMPET, then turn long and grey, with beautiful white tusks! I squeal and jump in excitement, ready to hop on the elephant's back for a ride! Wheeee!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 18, 2016, 05:21:07 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15862457/tropertales_Archives.zip
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 18, 2016, 01:15:27 pm
“There are things he’s said on the bench,” the baseball fan told the audience, “where if I had a baseball bat, I might have used it.”

Sotomayor's really angling for a spot on Run The Jewels 3
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Post by: Zekka on October 19, 2016, 02:00:23 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15862457/tropertales_Archives.zip
Vinito Zarigüeya, October 18, 2016, 05:21:07 am
training neural net
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 21, 2016, 12:41:44 am
👏Don't 👏claim 👏to 👏be 👏a 👏Nintendo 👏fan 👏unless 👏you 👏can 👏shove 👏an 👏entire 👏Nintendo 👏👏GameCube 👏up 👏your 👏ass👏
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Post by: Bodark on October 21, 2016, 01:21:09 am
https://vine.co/v/MYxvDaqBnX1
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on October 27, 2016, 09:02:41 am
https://mobile.twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336 (https://mobile.twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336)

For those who haven't caught this yet
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Post by: boooo566 on December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on December 06, 2016, 04:56:58 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
THE classic
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on December 07, 2016, 09:43:33 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
How did you find Vin Diesel's LiveJournal?
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 07, 2016, 05:02:01 pm
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-takes-short-half-hour-break-from-being-femin-35026
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Post by: Yavuz on December 07, 2016, 06:33:13 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/canberra/
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 10, 2016, 11:31:50 pm
Основы этой системы базировались на «лженауке» — кибернетике, отношение к которой в идеологическом руководстве страны было крайне негативным.
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Post by: Yavuz on December 11, 2016, 05:05:26 pm
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 14, 2016, 10:51:18 pm
Empty? Empty. Here is a penis.
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Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2016, 10:13:53 am
interpeduncular fossa
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 15, 2016, 08:36:05 pm
 5:15
An early look at Western Conference All-Star candidates
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Post by: LaserSeusan on December 16, 2016, 09:17:12 am
http://www.jainmathemagics.com/truevalueofpijainpi/ (http://www.jainmathemagics.com/truevalueofpijainpi/)
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Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2016, 01:04:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nCttTvv.jpg)
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Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2016, 11:32:52 pm
im sorry matt if this gets me banned but jesus fucking christ this is the gayest hippy shit ive heard !!!!!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 18, 2016, 12:48:06 am
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6abf39ffdb814783093900a6f811ad34/tumblr_inline_oidaejGaJu1s0nzb2_540.jpg)
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Post by: Yavuz on December 18, 2016, 12:54:59 am
The online syllabus for Texas A&M University's contemporary "Meats" course, ANSC 307 Meats, describes it as the integrated study of "the production of meat-type animals and the science and technology of their conversion to human food." Topics include "Meat inspection," "Kosher and halal," "Meat tenderness," "Meat color," while laboratories include "Pork evaluation" and "Ham manufacturing."
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 18, 2016, 12:55:40 am
Cyclobenzaprine
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Post by: Spooks on December 18, 2016, 07:28:56 am
Welcome to my channel of randomness. You have entered one of the most random and original channels on YouTube. Enjoy!
And also... I AM A GIRL!!!!! DO NOT SAY I AM A BOY!!!!!

ACHIEVEMENTS:
-Reached 100 subscribers
-Reached 7000 video hits
-Had a question answered in a Daneboe vlog
-Won a Tobuscus t-shirt in Toby Turner's vlog
-Won a Daneboe t-shirt in Dane's vlog
-Met Pewdiepie on Omegle!!!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 18, 2016, 07:33:04 am
Welcome to my channel of randomness. You have entered one of the most random and original channels on YouTube. Enjoy!
And also... I AM A GIRL!!!!! DO NOT SAY I AM A BOY!!!!!

ACHIEVEMENTS:
-Reached 100 subscribers
-Reached 7000 video hits
-Had a question answered in a Daneboe vlog
-Won a Tobuscus t-shirt in Toby Turner's vlog
-Won a Daneboe t-shirt in Dane's vlog
-Met Pewdiepie on Omegle!!!
Spooks, December 18, 2016, 07:28:56 am

Are you a time traveler and why do you hate the past so much that you would leave pewdiepie in 2008?
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on December 31, 2016, 06:20:42 pm
END OF EPISODE 40 - "FALLEN FLAME"

END OF SEASON IV - "MASK OF FIRE"

NEXT SEASON:
Cruise and the Arverna Cyclones return to East Unova and prepare for war with Team Patriot.
ARE YOU PREPARED?

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Post by: Malten on January 06, 2017, 09:26:21 pm
(http://www.figures.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20011&stc=1&d=1309356261)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 09, 2017, 03:55:58 am
キンブラむかってます
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on January 09, 2017, 12:28:23 pm
cwxqpgfwgaai3il
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 18, 2017, 08:11:32 pm
  Although churches have used U2's music in liturgy for many years, the first U2charist was designed by Sarah Dylan Breuer in 2003, with the service held in Baltimore, Maryland, in April 2004.[1] Breuer was a contributor to the book Get Up Off Your Knees: Preaching the U2 Catalog (Cowley Publications, 2003), and was inspired to create the U2charist by her reflection on spiritual themes in U2's music as she wrote her contributions to the book.[2] The service spread quickly by word of mouth and over the Internet, particularly after the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland held a U2charist at their conference for all diocesan clergy in October 2004, after which many clergy present held U2charists with the assistance of the "Without Walls" worship team throughout 2004 and 2005, with the St. Mary's Outreach Center in Baltimore, Maryland, where the U2charist first took hold, as its base of operations.[3]
  After consulting with Breuer, the Rev. Paige Blair, rector of St. George's Episcopal Church in York Harbor, Maine, along with several of her parishioners, held her first U2charist on Sunday evening, July 31, 2005.[4] Since that time, Blair has appeared numerous times in the media as an advocate for the U2charist.
   Since the U2charist began in 2004, it spread quickly around the world, with services being held in numerous countries, including a “U2-dienst” (U2-service), started by the Rev. Jan Andries de Boer from Broek op Langedijk in the Netherlands in 2006.,[5] as well as services in Australia, Italy, and Mexico.
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on January 18, 2017, 08:39:06 pm
http://loopvideos.com/W4ga_M5Zdn4?from=40&to=41
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on January 18, 2017, 08:41:43 pm
  Although churches have used U2's music in liturgy for many years, the first U2charist was designed by Sarah Dylan Breuer in 2003, with the service held in Baltimore, Maryland, in April 2004.[1] Breuer was a contributor to the book Get Up Off Your Knees: Preaching the U2 Catalog (Cowley Publications, 2003), and was inspired to create the U2charist by her reflection on spiritual themes in U2's music as she wrote her contributions to the book.[2] The service spread quickly by word of mouth and over the Internet, particularly after the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland held a U2charist at their conference for all diocesan clergy in October 2004, after which many clergy present held U2charists with the assistance of the "Without Walls" worship team throughout 2004 and 2005, with the St. Mary's Outreach Center in Baltimore, Maryland, where the U2charist first took hold, as its base of operations.[3]
  After consulting with Breuer, the Rev. Paige Blair, rector of St. George's Episcopal Church in York Harbor, Maine, along with several of her parishioners, held her first U2charist on Sunday evening, July 31, 2005.[4] Since that time, Blair has appeared numerous times in the media as an advocate for the U2charist.
   Since the U2charist began in 2004, it spread quickly around the world, with services being held in numerous countries, including a “U2-dienst” (U2-service), started by the Rev. Jan Andries de Boer from Broek op Langedijk in the Netherlands in 2006.,[5] as well as services in Australia, Italy, and Mexico.
BARK RANGER, January 18, 2017, 08:11:32 pm
In God's Country etc etc
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on January 28, 2017, 07:55:21 am
https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/823020579796221952
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on February 08, 2017, 08:37:29 am
You seem to have missed the point of the Wolfenstein mod, which is that "open dialog" is a viral vector for fascism
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 08, 2017, 02:23:37 pm
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/26/how-pepe-the-frog-became-a-nazi-trump-supporter-and-alt-right-symbol.html
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Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2017, 02:28:09 pm
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38449941
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 08, 2017, 03:44:20 pm
Ninĝišzida
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Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 11, 2017, 10:47:19 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 11, 2017, 04:12:27 pm
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on February 11, 2017, 04:28:00 pm
Elephant Bread: This grey bread tastes faintly meaty and is incredibly filling.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 11, 2017, 09:34:03 pm
http://i.imgur.com/MfV5yJi.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 13, 2017, 03:08:32 am
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 04:43:43 am
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/303aea765da47d74fa0a3e370cfdd77c/tumblr_obx020tJlL1vdqyr7o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 14, 2017, 04:44:39 am
!youtube KfsWoNpHg2s
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 14, 2017, 01:58:23 pm
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/11/16/enhanced/webdr15/enhanced-14594-1449868944-1.png?no-auto)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 16, 2017, 11:41:44 pm
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/083/279/7b0.jpg)
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Post by: eatenmyeyes on February 24, 2017, 11:29:14 pm
Anybody that still professes support for Trump is either a traitor worthy of prolonged execution or a P zombie unable to experience pain.
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Post by: A Meat on February 25, 2017, 12:31:14 pm
https://www.facebook.com/joshua.feuerstein.5/videos/960990660670283/

you might wanna open that in an incognito tab #cancelthecurse
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Post by: Spooks on February 26, 2017, 11:38:50 am
RX7821979 actually at a mc donalds i worked at for a month(got fired for saying hi to a customer:/) we played talking sound effects for more people to come and in the mc donalds company its ileagal(i cant spell well)  so when i was fired i told the company and the boss/manager was fired
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Post by: Spooks on February 28, 2017, 06:50:34 am
Hi! I'm Angela. I'm an actress from New York (TV/Film) & accidental fashion designer. I grew up around musicians & know my way around Cakewalk, Cubase and Fruity Loops.Try telling your father whose been a drummer for most of his life that you're using drum loops. Awkwaard. I lived in England for 5 years so I'm fairly Anglosized. In UK terms I'm qualified to know the difference between a good vs crap cup of tea. Spot a chav when I see one (know when to run). Understand the art behind sarcasm & quote Red Dwarf. This has not washed me of my penchant for random, potty humor. Sorry, that's just how I roll. I love MST3K, 80's anything & I can kick your ass in Mortal Kombat. My channel is influenced by my life in the Gothic subculture of the 90's. I have a lot of fond memories and have had the privilege of living in NYC to experience it all alongside some hilarious & wonderful people.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2017, 01:04:19 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5wQ9BYWcAAw6AR.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 28, 2017, 06:45:23 pm
content://media/external/file/4266
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 04, 2017, 06:59:13 am
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=PcFEhUKhN6g&p=n#/1765;1891
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Post by: Spooks on March 04, 2017, 12:10:37 pm
In particular, Stansilov Grof feels the holographic paradigm offers a model for understanding many of the baffling phenomena experienced by individuals during altered states of consciousness.

In the 1950s, while conducting research into the beliefs of LSD as a psychotherapeutic tool, Grof
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on March 04, 2017, 01:04:08 pm
My Amiibo collection abruptly grows 166% in size, because I only had three before this.

Also, my first completed Amiibo set. Probably my last completed set, too.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 04, 2017, 02:01:54 pm
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 06, 2017, 12:57:58 pm
We're going to start stocking this brand of rum soon
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/48/9d/60/489d60b474aa16083f3126e4c2877dc2.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 06, 2017, 04:22:55 pm
fugacity
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 09, 2017, 03:22:39 pm
How is this real

NERF blaster specialist
$12 an hour - Part-time

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NERF BLASTER SPECIALIST TO JOIN OUR TEAM!

[REDACTED]  is a  recreational Sports facility catering to adventurous, adrenaline-seeking individuals who want to experience a new age of competitive battle sports. Our guest experiences include Combat Archery, a NERF battle arena (300+ NERF blasters to choose from) an axe & knife throwing range, escape rooms, an indoor archery range, and the Rage Cage.

Prior knowledge and experience in fixing NERF equipment or equivalents considered an asset.

    Provide guidance to customers how to properly NERF blasters
    Troubleshoot and fix broken/jammed NERF equipment
    Run and participate in our awesome NERF battle games.
    Help with opening and closing duties such as cleaning equipment, mopping, and vacuuming.

Core Competencies and Skills:

    Bilingual (French & English)
    Ability to multi-task and adapt.
    Strong working knowledge of NERF equipment or general mechanical work
    Great eye for detail.

rage cage
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 15, 2017, 09:43:29 pm
nhà
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Post by: Yavuz on March 15, 2017, 10:38:51 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabotage_(2014_film)
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Post by: Ms Dragoness on March 16, 2017, 05:09:19 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/204c8988587271a6374fa1219abfafd4/tumblr_olvdqowCOf1tpu2loo1_540.png)
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Post by: A Meat on March 16, 2017, 05:18:18 pm
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2017, 06:21:40 pm
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/842377567676047360
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 17, 2017, 05:41:27 pm
Give an account who the girl was giving hearty sendom by her parents?
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Post by: Runic on March 17, 2017, 06:54:14 pm
careershift.com
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 18, 2017, 03:59:38 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243312867485548544/292581829678989312/unknown.png)
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Post by: Frank West on March 21, 2017, 12:08:59 am
Experience the thrill of taking your own Survey
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Post by: Yavuz on March 21, 2017, 12:39:43 am
https://twitter.com/haydenpanettier/status/843208753084317696
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 30, 2017, 02:38:18 am
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5c/a4/80/5ca4807ab423d74687976a30d479d96a.jpg
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Post by: Mix on April 02, 2017, 10:44:13 pm

i swear to god this wasn't planned
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 03, 2017, 01:38:20 am
Hey, speaking of Bush, have you heard of kush? Recently, I smoked weed with a group of sea turtles and I tell ya, it was amazing. When you smoke weed with sea turtles, they inhale the fumes and internally convert it into a less harmful gas that provides the same effects as smoking weed but also lasts longer and doesn't have a chance it will kill you. It also smells of the sea and fish, which is nice as I won't annoy people if I smoke weed in front of their faces. Weed stinks, you know. Overall, smoking weed with a sea turtle has multiple benefits, I would recommend it and I urge all of my readers to vote for Ronald Reagan in the upcoming election.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 03, 2017, 01:42:53 pm
Sankta estas por ni la hodiaŭa tago. Modesta estas nia kunveno; la mondo ekstera ne multe scias pri ĝi, kaj la vortoj, kiuj estas parolataj en nia kunveno, ne flugos telegrafe al ĉiuj urboj kaj urbetoj de la mondo; ne kunvenis regnestroj, nek ministroj, por ŝanĝi la politikan karton de la mondo, ne brilas luksaj vestoj kaj multego da imponantaj ordenoj en nia salono, ne bruas pafilegoj ĉirkaŭ la modesta domo, en kiu ni troviĝas; sed tra la aero de nia salono flugas misteraj sonoj, sonoj tre mallaŭtaj, ne aŭdeblaj por la orelo, sed senteblaj por ĉiu animo sentema: ĝi estas la sono de io granda, kio nun naskiĝas. Tra la aero flugas misteraj fantomoj; la okuloj ilin ne vidas, sed la animo ilin sentas; ili estas imagoj de tempo estonta, de tempo tute nova. La fantomoj flugos en la mondon, korpiĝos kaj potenciĝos, kaj niaj filoj kaj nepoj ilin vidos, ilin sentos kaj ĝuos
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Post by: Yavuz on April 03, 2017, 01:59:05 pm
One other, more unconventional, tactic, Gorka suggests, is to translate into Arabic The Federalist Papers – historic articles promoting the ratification of the US Constitution. "For the cost of one missile, we could probably translate the papers, put it in a leather-bound book and give every Muslim in the world a copy," he says.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 04, 2017, 04:57:30 am
I first realized my Porn Addiction when I was 6 years old, but I was powerless to stop it. My addiction stemmed from childhood, around 4, when HBO was normalized to me, and I became an instrument of masturbation. Although I could not coom, I was determined to jack at least three times a day, and successfully did this. At the age of 5 I stole my father’s low-T medication and consumed it monster cockly, inciting puberty within my bowels that spread throughout my whole body.
At the age of 6 I realized the error of my ways - I stumbled upon /r/ NoFap in my search for more reddit porn. When I found the subreddit it changed my life. I realized my life was going down the wrong path, so I stopped jacking. It was hard - I relapsed for 22 days straight at first, but steadily increased my tolerance for not masturbating. I went on a streak of a week - then a month - then three months - until I put my dick down and never picked it back up.
With an absence of masturbation I had to find other ways to act out my sexual desires - and with my extreme confidence I was able to pick up hot 8 year olds. As I was a fully sexually developed 8 year old, I would have sex to completion with them - but it’s not a pedophile thing because, again, I was also 8 years old. While at the time it was a good thing for me, nowadays, I would definitely not interact with 8 year olds in any way, because I am not 8 years old (or in the relative ballpark of 8 years old) any more.
I had a perfect diet - every day for breakfast I ate two Big MacTM hamburgers for caloric intake and protein, then a 12 oz New York Strip steak. For lunch, I went for the natural option, eating a large salad with chicken and Thousand Island dressing, home made by my grandma. When my grandma died (a moment in my life causing no emotional duress) I switched to a store brand. For dinner, I ate raw uncooked pork, wrapped in uncooked salmon (Lox if you're a Jew but I don’t think it’s a Jewish thing in this context as pork is not kosher), wrapped in bacon. I learned the recipe from an obscure show called Epic Meal Time. No one noticed the very obvious semen smell coming out of my lower half, probably because of my small stature. While you may think that is a good thing, it’s actually very bad; to leave an impression of manliness, you must have a manly smell. I believe this was one of my only mistakes entering the office, but it buffered out as time went on.
“So do you like your job?” I said, fucking nailing this conversation stuff, and coming off like a great guy.
“Oh, it’s a bit tiring every once and a while, but I do it well,” she said, looking at me initially, but then looking away. I could sense that she was in some way wary of me, and I needed to break the ice and show that I didn’t care if we had sex or not.
“Yeah, I’m gay,” I confirmed. She laughed.
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Post by: jack chick on April 11, 2017, 10:59:29 am
So this was typed to me today:

my buddies just made a commercial for johnsonville sausage
and I was the hair metal consultant
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Post by: Dirk Dammit on April 12, 2017, 02:54:52 am
so... i need to learn how to make html emails for my first freelance gig as a web developer.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    <head>
        <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
        <title>A Simple Responsive HTML Email</title>
        <style type="text/css">
            body {
                margin: 0;
                padding: 0;
                min-width: 100%!important;
                }
            .content {
                width: 100%;
                max-width: 600px;
                }
            .greeting{
                width:100px;
                height:100px;
                background-color:blue;
            }
            @media only screen and (min-device-width: 601px) {
                .content {
                    width: 600px !important;
                    }
            }
        </style>
    </head>
    <body yahoo bgcolor="#f6f8f1">
        <table width="100%" bgcolor="#f6f8f1" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
            <tr>
                <td>
                    <table class="content" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0">
                        <tr>
                            <td>
                               <table width="70" align="left" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
                                    <tr>
                                        <td height="70" style="padding: 0 20px 20px 0;">
                                            <div class="greeting">
                                            </div>
                                        </td>
                                    </tr>
                                </table>
                            </td>
                        </tr>
                    </table>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </table>
    </body>
</html>
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Post by: Malten on April 14, 2017, 02:06:09 am
(http://www.healthydietbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bigstock-Playful-Tongue-63736024-840x560.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on April 17, 2017, 12:21:00 pm
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1014&context=icwdm_usdanwrc
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Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2017, 01:17:54 pm
Hey, click the link in my previous post, it's about using chocolate as pest control, but unrelated:

(http://i.imgur.com/AnW7iIg.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 19, 2017, 01:49:04 am
People took that serious though that you actually meant...
—because they’re stupid. They don’t have a life. A dog got a red, ugly, hot dog weiner-looking penis. Why would I be sexually aroused by a little bitty penis going in a woman, when I got a big dick? That wouldn’t even turn me on, you know what I’m sayin’? I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick if she tried, ’cause that’s my family member. Bitch, I don’t know where your mouth’s been. She askin’ me why I kiss my dog in the morning. Ain’t no dick been in my dog’s mouth. That’s what I told her, and it got taken out of context when “I’m not bout to sleep in bed with you with the dog.” Well, the dog sleep in the bed with me all the time! He sleep at the foot at the bed or up on my chest, wherever he sleeps. That’s my family member. You can say what you want about my dog, but he’s loyal. My dog cost $90,000.
What kind of dog is it?
It’s a micro exotic bully. I wouldn’t give a damn if a bitch—I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick. You know how expensive? His nut cost 10 grand. People pay me 10 grand just to mail them the semen from my dog. ’​Cause I got the most exotic dog in the game. God blessed me with it.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 19, 2017, 10:19:38 am
征夷大将軍
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 19, 2017, 12:58:10 pm
People took that serious though that you actually meant...
—because they’re stupid. They don’t have a life. A dog got a red, ugly, hot dog weiner-looking penis. Why would I be sexually aroused by a little bitty penis going in a woman, when I got a big dick? That wouldn’t even turn me on, you know what I’m sayin’? I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick if she tried, ’cause that’s my family member. Bitch, I don’t know where your mouth’s been. She askin’ me why I kiss my dog in the morning. Ain’t no dick been in my dog’s mouth. That’s what I told her, and it got taken out of context when “I’m not bout to sleep in bed with you with the dog.” Well, the dog sleep in the bed with me all the time! He sleep at the foot at the bed or up on my chest, wherever he sleeps. That’s my family member. You can say what you want about my dog, but he’s loyal. My dog cost $90,000.
What kind of dog is it?
It’s a micro exotic bully. I wouldn’t give a damn if a bitch—I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick. You know how expensive? His nut cost 10 grand. People pay me 10 grand just to mail them the semen from my dog. ’​Cause I got the most exotic dog in the game. God blessed me with it.
chai tea latte, April 19, 2017, 01:49:04 am

Don't just post words coming out of Kevin Gates mouth.  Play some of it, baby!

Let em have the full Gates effect!  I've heard he doesn't tire easily!

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2017, 03:06:19 am
*in mafia voice* Chai Tea Latte sends her regards

Yesterday 📅 daddy 👨🏻 said "it's 🕙time🕣 to 🚶🏻go🚶🏼‍♀️ shopping⛲️" in his 😉sexy😏 voice🗣 and 👉I👈 was ✅ready✅ to go➡️. 👨‍👧We👨‍👧 jumped 😆😜 in his 🚗car🚗 and we 🤔😲 went to 🏢Wal Mart🏢 and 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 got 👧🏼me👧🏼 a cute 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗. He👨🏻 said I👧🏼 was making 👨🏻him👨🏻 😠really😡 💣hard💣 and 👨‍👧we👨‍👧 have to get h🏚ome soon, so we just 🏃🏿ran🏃🏿 😨😰 back to the 😤🚗car🚗 🚫💰without paying 💰🚫😵 for the 👗dress👗. 🕟During🕤 🤤 the 🐎ride🐴 🏚home🏚 dad👨🏻dy seemed 😡😠really pissed😠😡🍆🍺 with me because I'm 👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 a 👗dress👗 🖐stealing🖐 🤷🏼‍♀️whore🤷🏼‍♀️ but 👧🏼I 🤗didn't 💅mind💅, because my👉🏻👧🏼👈🏼 dad👨🏻dy is the best 👀❤️👨🏻❤️😍

🕟When🕢 we 👨‍👧😁 ➡️arrived🔚 ho🏚me 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 😤dragged😤 me👧🏼 into 👉🏻👌🏼 the ⬇️basement⬇️ where 👨🏻he threw me👧🏼 into 👉🏻my👈🏼 cell and 🗣told🗣 me😮 that 😤he's going to 🤜🍑punish🍑🤜 me because 😍I'm😍 a 😠😡👩🏼‍🏭mean thief👩🏼‍🏭😡😠.

H👨🏻e took out🌳 his 🎸rock🎸 😨😏hard😩😫 💦🍆penis🍆💦 which was ☝🏼already☝🏼 💧💧💧dripping with ⏮💦precum⏮💦 and to🗣ld 👧🏼me👧🏼 to 🚿clean it🚿🚰

👧🏼I desperately😜😋 licked 😋off the 🍆🧀dick cheese🧀🍆 and 😛sucked😛 it like the 👧🏼little👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 🐩bitch🐩 I am but da👨🏻ddy 😦wasn't😦 🚫🤤🚫satisfied🚫🤤🚫

He👨🏻 went on ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼all fours☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 and told m👧🏼e to 😋lick😋 his ⭕️hole⭕️ and then 🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼spread his cheeks🤜🏼🍑🤛🏼

🆘The whole 😨room 😰started♨️ to smell♨️😷, but 👧🏼I👧🏼 did it ☺️anyway because😍👨🏻 I love my daddy👨🏻😍

👨🏻He seemed🤔 to 🤤enjoy🤤 it so 😲much☝🏼 he gave 👧🏼me a 👶🏻💩little poop nugget💩👶🏻 as a 🎁present🎁😄 and I👧🏼🤗😍😝 happily gobbled😎😛😘 it up😤😩👌💯

He👨🏻 looked👀 at me👧🏼 with a 🤢disgusting🤢look😳 and said🗣 "If🤔 👧🏼you👧🏼😍 like😍 it so 👌💯👌much💯👌💯, have☝🏼 some 💹more💹"

👨🏻He held my 😮mouth open😮 and 🤜🏼pressed out a 🌭💩🌳big daddy log🌳💩🌭 which I👧🏼 had 🙅🏼no choice🙅🏼 but to 🙄swallow😎😋

☯️After that 👨🏻he felt 😮so 🤤relieved🤤 that he👨🏻 😧even😯 ga🅱️e 😍me👧🏼 his 👨🏻🍆💦💦 cummies💦💦 to ☺️enjoy😊, all 🕟while🕓 😎wearing the 👧🏼pretty👧🏼 👸🏼princess👸🏼 👗dress👗 which was 🔴now🔴 🤢full of 💩shit💩 and 💦cum💦

He👨🏻 🗣told🗣 m👧🏼e that 👨🏻he would 🚶🏻go and take a 👨🏻🚿shower and🔒 locked👧🏼 me👧🏼 up🔒 and told me to 🤤😛swallow the key🔑 and 🚫❌don't come out❌🚫 before the 💩🔑key came out of 👧🏼me🔑💩, which I 🤗happily🤗 🙂obliged😉 to

The key🔑 then 💢ruptured💢 my 🌀intestines🌀 and👧🏼 I👧🏼 bled💉 to 💀death☠️

H👨🏻e 🤗really🤗 is the 🎆best🎆 💦🍆👨🏻daddy👨🏻🍆💦
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Post by: FinchChunk on April 26, 2017, 07:33:46 am
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Post by: Sherman Tank on May 02, 2017, 08:17:04 am
Clark's "Cure for All Cancers" – an alternative medicine regime promoted by Hulda Regehr Clark (1928–2009), who (before her death from cancer) claimed it could cure all human diseases, including all cancers.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2017, 08:24:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LYb0pWO.png)
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Post by: crow on May 02, 2017, 11:21:24 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-0WpNsXYAAAb3C.jpg)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 02, 2017, 11:34:38 am
The Legend of Koizum
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Post by: Spooks on May 21, 2017, 03:17:34 am
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray my Lord my soul to take

You’ll be saying “Daddy” to me
But please don’t hurt me
This is my first experience, baby
Make it feel alright, don’t worry baby

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, girl

When I lay you down tonight
Ask me to hold you tight
Everything will be alright
Don’t be afraid, baby
When you start to scratch and moan
And your problems are long gone
Let it happen right now
Don’t be afraid, girl

Now I have you all to myself
You can put all the other guys all on the shelf
No need to run and no need to hide
All the doors are locked baby and I have you inside
You can yell and you can hit me
It just makes me horny
Ain’t nothing but a love thing baby
Between me and you
So just give in baby, don’t worry about a thing

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, girl

When I get through with you
Ain’t nobody else that you will want to go to
I put all the men to shame
Remember baby, this is a nasty man’s game

Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid, baby
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don’t be afraid
Don't be afraid, baby

Deep down, feel so lucky girl to have you in my arms
But now its time to go baby, need for an alarm
Go to sleep my baby, like i said everythings alright
Rest your head on my tattooed my chest
I know it feels real good
Oohwee baby, no need to be afraid
The lights are off and I open the sheets
So kiss me baby, Say it so one more time
For the road baby, I’m right again
Give me the center baby don’t be afraid
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Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2017, 07:54:59 pm
http://www.wweek.com/news/2017/05/27/the-man-accused-of-max-double-murder-is-a-portland-white-supremacist-who-delivered-nazi-salutes-and-racial-slurs-at-a-free-speech-rally-last-month/
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Post by: Spooks on May 30, 2017, 03:13:28 pm
https://github.com/LightningJimmyJoeJohnson/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 30, 2017, 05:54:19 pm
https://www.facebook.com/deadlypreygallery/?fref=mentions
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Post by: Shell Game on May 30, 2017, 08:32:01 pm
https://github.com/LightningJimmyJoeJohnson/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books
Spooks, May 30, 2017, 03:13:28 pm
I'm confused. This isn't the stock image post.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 03, 2017, 06:00:56 am
So I'm going to be real 💯💯. I am a 20 year old male 🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️ and I am NOT 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ ashamed of this story.
Yesterday I went out to treat myself 🎁🎁 in the beautiful city of Philadelphia 🏘🏘 for a day of shopping 🛍🛍🛍 as a reward for getting good grades 💯💯 this semester and also because I want to look good 👌🏻👌🏻 so females 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ will will want to be within my physical vicinity and take photos 📸📸 with me for their social media profiles. 📱📱
I knew exactly what I wanted. All white adidas ultra boosts 🔥🔥🔥 . I remember seeing Kanye rock them a while back and even though I look nothing 🙅🏼‍♂️👤🙅🏼‍♂️👤 like kanye (I am 5'7 and have red hair ) the naive short term gratification part of my brain told me that I could pull them off. So I get off the subway 🚉🚉 at suburban station and tread 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 through about a quarter mile of trash 💩💩and pigeon 🕊🕊 carcasses (it's Philly) and reach the footlocker on 17th street. I told the sales associate what I wanted and she laughed 😂😂😂 and then told all her other coworkers who also laughed 😂😂😂 and pointed 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 at me and then she went to the back and got the ultraboosts in my size. I'll admit, I was a little pissed off 😤😤 , but I wasn't 🙅🏼‍♂️ going to let someone in an oversized striped polo ruin my day.
So fast forward to that afternoon. I'm home and I get a text 📱📱 from this girl 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ who I will refer to as Rachel. Rachel was the prettiest girl 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻💅🏻at my high school and we became close friends 👫👫 because I used to tutor her in math 📓📓. (Side note. When I started tutoring her she bragged to all her friends about how she had got me to do all her homework for her so I taught her calculus wrong and she failed ❌❌ her midterm. But we're cool ❄️❄️ now). So she texted me saying she wanted me to come to this big party 🎵🎶🎉 that night and I was very down and interested in possibly hooking up 💏💏 with her. So I take a shower 🚿🚿and when I get back, I see my 2 year old chocolate lab 🐶🐶 straight up eating my ultraboosts 👟👟. When I say "eating" I do not mean "chewing" I mean ripping off pieces of mesh and foam and swallowing that shit 💩💩. So I take it away from her, but the damage was already done. The left one was ruined completely 😩😩 and the right ones mesh had holes in it 😩😩. I'm not gonna lie I was so mad 😡😡, like ready to throw this dog 🐶🐶 in a river 🌊🌊 and feel no 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️remorse, but then I calmed down 👇🏻👇🏻. It was just a pair of shoes 👟👟. I love ❤️❤️ my dog 🐶🐶. I didn't get mad 😡😡, she didn't mean to ruin my dreams of being an instagram 📱📱influencer.
That night 🌑🌑I went to the party 🎵🎶🎉and saw Rachel 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ making out 💏💏with a dude that has face tats ❌❌. She broke my heart💔💔. I came home🏠🏠, chilled with my dog🐶🐶 and we watched Gone Girl together 📺📺 and ate ice cream 🍦🍦. I love 😍😍my dog 🐶🐶and I am glad I did not 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ throw her in a river 🌊🌊 over something as petty as some mesh and foam that I wear on my feet 👟👟to attract people of the opposite sex👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️.
Tl;dr: clothes are clothes👕👖👟. Family is everything👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦. Don't be blinded by the attraction of girls 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️that make out with dudes with face tats 😡😡.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on June 03, 2017, 09:55:49 am
So I'm going to be real 💯💯. I am a 20 year old male 🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️ and I am NOT 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ ashamed of this story.
Yesterday I went out to treat myself 🎁🎁 in the beautiful city of Philadelphia 🏘🏘 for a day of shopping 🛍🛍🛍 as a reward for getting good grades 💯💯 this semester and also because I want to look good 👌🏻👌🏻 so females 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ will will want to be within my physical vicinity and take photos 📸📸 with me for their social media profiles. 📱📱
I knew exactly what I wanted. All white adidas ultra boosts 🔥🔥🔥 . I remember seeing Kanye rock them a while back and even though I look nothing 🙅🏼‍♂️👤🙅🏼‍♂️👤 like kanye (I am 5'7 and have red hair ) the naive short term gratification part of my brain told me that I could pull them off. So I get off the subway 🚉🚉 at suburban station and tread 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 through about a quarter mile of trash 💩💩and pigeon 🕊🕊 carcasses (it's Philly) and reach the footlocker on 17th street. I told the sales associate what I wanted and she laughed 😂😂😂 and then told all her other coworkers who also laughed 😂😂😂 and pointed 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 at me and then she went to the back and got the ultraboosts in my size. I'll admit, I was a little pissed off 😤😤 , but I wasn't 🙅🏼‍♂️ going to let someone in an oversized striped polo ruin my day.
So fast forward to that afternoon. I'm home and I get a text 📱📱 from this girl 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ who I will refer to as Rachel. Rachel was the prettiest girl 👱🏻‍♀️💅🏻💅🏻at my high school and we became close friends 👫👫 because I used to tutor her in math 📓📓. (Side note. When I started tutoring her she bragged to all her friends about how she had got me to do all her homework for her so I taught her calculus wrong and she failed ❌❌ her midterm. But we're cool ❄️❄️ now). So she texted me saying she wanted me to come to this big party 🎵🎶🎉 that night and I was very down and interested in possibly hooking up 💏💏 with her. So I take a shower 🚿🚿and when I get back, I see my 2 year old chocolate lab 🐶🐶 straight up eating my ultraboosts 👟👟. When I say "eating" I do not mean "chewing" I mean ripping off pieces of mesh and foam and swallowing that shit 💩💩. So I take it away from her, but the damage was already done. The left one was ruined completely 😩😩 and the right ones mesh had holes in it 😩😩. I'm not gonna lie I was so mad 😡😡, like ready to throw this dog 🐶🐶 in a river 🌊🌊 and feel no 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️remorse, but then I calmed down 👇🏻👇🏻. It was just a pair of shoes 👟👟. I love ❤️❤️ my dog 🐶🐶. I didn't get mad 😡😡, she didn't mean to ruin my dreams of being an instagram 📱📱influencer.
That night 🌑🌑I went to the party 🎵🎶🎉and saw Rachel 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️ making out 💏💏with a dude that has face tats ❌❌. She broke my heart💔💔. I came home🏠🏠, chilled with my dog🐶🐶 and we watched Gone Girl together 📺📺 and ate ice cream 🍦🍦. I love 😍😍my dog 🐶🐶and I am glad I did not 🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ throw her in a river 🌊🌊 over something as petty as some mesh and foam that I wear on my feet 👟👟to attract people of the opposite sex👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️.
Tl;dr: clothes are clothes👕👖👟. Family is everything👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👦. Don't be blinded by the attraction of girls 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️that make out with dudes with face tats 😡😡.
chai tea latte, June 03, 2017, 06:00:56 am

I was really expecting to see the phrase 'daddy cummies' in there at some point, and it never happened, so I found the above way more heartwarming than I probably would have otherwise. 💯/💯
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Post by: Spooks on June 04, 2017, 10:16:50 am
When the industry was a baby Ted Marche made toys in his garage and he sold them very prolifically. This was the first US large manufacturer. He made a toy that had a wire inside the soft latex which rotated, much like the modern rabbits do. On one toy the interior wire was not capped, the edge of the wire as it was being used inside a man’s rectum chewed through the toy and did severe internal damage to his body. I think this was the mid 70’s. He (Marche) was sued and lost. The judge gave the victim a $14 mil settlement- which of course Mr. Marche couldn’t pay. That is how Ruben Sturman, and later Ron Braverman, got Doc Johnson. He took it off Mr. Marche’s hands.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 06, 2017, 04:44:59 am
BUTT ATTACK PUNISHER GIRL GAUTAMAN
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 16, 2017, 01:32:18 am
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Post by: A Meat on June 16, 2017, 05:04:25 pm
Dominance (D), Inducement (I), Submission (S), and Compliance (C)
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Post by: A Meat on June 18, 2017, 02:59:44 pm
They are often referred to as "ancient asexuals" due to their unique asexual history that spans back to over 25 million years ago through fossil evidence.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 28, 2017, 09:54:32 pm
팝핀근호구
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Post by: Spooks on July 02, 2017, 09:45:23 am
We are a new game company bringing you the 3 F'S family furry fun check us out
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2017, 07:02:32 pm
https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2theguide/Index/s/840887
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 07, 2017, 07:34:50 pm
Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.

Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put this money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason. Come back and ask for more. Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Best Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.
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Post by: Spooks on July 09, 2017, 01:37:06 pm
I'm making a hypnosis Hunie Pop CYOA!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 12, 2017, 08:26:54 am
I always charged more for MLP porn commissions when that show was rebooted, because drawing it killed my childhood. Suck it, bronies.
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Post by: Mix on July 19, 2017, 10:06:29 am
Aeromorphs are anthropomorphized airplanes and other similar vehicles. Basically, turning a plane or jet into a partial human or vice versa. Giving planes human traits and parts, or the other way around. Some people consider normal planes w/ a face as "aeromorphs", but they can go shove it. Those are definitely not aeromorphs to me.

    It's kinda both. For me, it even transcends the idea of "fandom" and becomes much much more (love you could say). There's a few others around here that are like that. Not as if it is becoming my entire personality (i have much more of a personality than that don't worry), but more like loving aeromorphs much more than more "conventional" attractions.

and you can expect this document in your inbox in a day or two, lemon
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 29, 2017, 05:41:57 pm
All dogs are coal miners, all cats are trans
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 30, 2017, 09:36:31 am
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2017/06/14/garfield-go-is-real-exists-on-ios-and-android/#60814bb821bb
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Post by: Shell Game on August 02, 2017, 09:35:51 am
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Post by: Spooks on August 02, 2017, 11:08:28 am
Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an ‘assault’... and the virtual reality game detected the creature in her bedroom

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/11/09/36DD6F8B00000578-3734361-Was_it_you_The_monsters_can_be_found_and_captured_in_cities_and_-a-32_1470903894364.jpg)
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Post by: Spooks on August 12, 2017, 06:24:46 am
(P.S. Yes, I'm a 17 year old who still plays Minecraft. Deal with it)
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Post by: Malten on August 20, 2017, 07:49:16 pm
(https://pre11.deviantart.net/d16a/th/pre/i/2017/232/4/2/alien_survival_2_by_autobotjoanneprime-dbkrmkc.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 25, 2017, 05:33:10 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT RIGHT
HE WANTS THE YOUNG AMERICAN
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 27, 2017, 01:43:07 am
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92% of Teens have started listening to Gangster Rap. If you're one of the 8% who listens to Real Music, put this in your sig


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92% of Teens have started listening to Gangster Rap. If you're one of the 8% who listens to Real Music, put this in your sig
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 27, 2017, 03:55:44 am
Hackers can take full control of a popular model of internet-connected light bulb from as far away as 400 yards, and mess with it by turning it off and on or even bricking it.

In a best-case scenario, this is a great way to prank your Internet of Things-loving friends; in a worst case scenario, hackers could theoretically create a worm that spreads through nearby light bulbs and blacks out entire buildings or even neighborhoods.


(http://i.imgur.com/cZngkVs.png)
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on August 31, 2017, 12:16:16 am
I mean, if I caught some kind of brain virus, and I started talking about myself the way Trump talks about himself, I would throw myself out a fucking window.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 31, 2017, 09:42:19 am
So i see you are basing your opinions on Scientific claims and from someone who we have no actual solid proofs as to the words spoken by the Mind/Body/Spirit complex being mentionned as Buddha
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 31, 2017, 04:22:54 pm
Hackers can take full control of a popular model of internet-connected light bulb
chai tea latte, August 27, 2017, 03:55:44 am
So this explains why none of you are engaging with my content

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"Steel Reserve is vegan"
-AgentCoop

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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on August 31, 2017, 11:27:20 pm
Where'd you get this place from, the hellhole store?
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Post by: Spooks on September 01, 2017, 12:40:00 pm
"Say we use the 'In Da Club' hand clap — not even 50 Cent would notice," Justice’s Xavier de Rosnay told MTV. "But if you listen to 'Genesis,' the first track [on †], there are samples of Slipknot, Queen and 50 Cent, but they are such short samples no one can recognise them. The ones from Slipknot, for example, are just tiny bits of the voice."

"We're really slow at making music," de Rosnay said. "On the album, [†], we maybe sampled 400 records."
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Post by: A Meat on September 01, 2017, 02:37:13 pm
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on September 19, 2017, 09:24:33 am
There's milk in Japan?
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Post by: Shell Game on September 19, 2017, 03:24:22 pm
Je te plumerais le bec
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 21, 2017, 01:18:23 am
(https://i.imgur.com/rDTKNfT.jpg)
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 02:04:29 am
i went to the woods because i wanted to cuck simply.
Honey I Cucked the Kids
bartender: what'll you have
me: just cuck me up
one small step for a man
one giant cuck for mankind
'we will cuck the moon not because it is easy, but because we are hard'
mister gorbachev cuck down this wall
If you see a cuck on the side of the road, kill him
when i was a young cuck, my father took me into the city
to see the cuck parade
the dreams in which I get cucked are the best I've ever had
the best ever cuck metal band out of denton
i see cucks in green / cucks in blue / i see them cucking your sweet mary-lou
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every Chad, the prize we sought is won,
The tits are near, the bulls I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Cucktain lies, Fallen cold and dead.
O Cucktain! my Cucktain! Rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the sheets are flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the room a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager cocks a-turning;
Here Cucktain! dear Daddy!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and limp.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My Daddy does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The bed is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor Chad comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the bed my Cucktain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 23, 2017, 12:53:08 pm
...what the cuck?
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 01:28:29 pm
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!
1722 of these times were by chai!
LancashireMcGee, September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/fSZCuH3.png)
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on September 23, 2017, 04:16:33 pm
Through the darkness of future's past,
The magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds...
"Fire... Cuck with me."
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 23, 2017, 06:57:01 pm
## Portfolio
### Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 26, 2017, 10:30:28 pm
My legs be open so much, my IUD pick up cable channels, goddamn
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Post by: Sherman Tank on September 27, 2017, 01:59:42 am
Dear Ruggero, what a movie! The second part is a masterpiece of cinematographic realism, but everything seems so real that I think you will get in trouble with all the world.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on September 27, 2017, 05:54:02 pm
I don't like @Anthony983, he made a project about my satire character "Edgy the Edgehog" getting sent to the underworld and apparently he can't take a joke.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 01, 2017, 03:26:28 pm
It IS you - the longer it takes someone to reply to a text, the less they like you, explains psychologist
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Post by: A Meat on October 02, 2017, 01:39:40 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_Island
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 12, 2017, 10:05:29 am
نورمیز  گیٹ آوٹ رییییییییییییی
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 16, 2017, 10:28:39 am
https://crimethinc.com/2017/10/16/the-femmes-guide-to-riot-fashion-this-seasons-hottest-looks-for-the-discerning-anarchist-femme
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on October 16, 2017, 11:15:16 pm
SJWs can't meme
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Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2017, 03:51:30 am
https://headgum.com/good-christian-fun/3-dc-talk-with-gabe-gundacker
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Post by: Spooks on October 28, 2017, 12:29:56 pm
are all the downloads the demon slime if so I have that one I was just put in $2.00 in at 11 ars  ago I was just asking if u can put in the spider girl shark girl and dragon girl in I'm bad at rembring names btw as a rpg gamer I like the old school tex  in the game a lot of games I play was how shod I put this to much racket all so this demo of the slime girl  was the first game that I play on the pc that I like  all so did I miss out on getting your first monster girl island demo  I tell u this it is a hard cord kick ass game hope it comes out the way u wont to but befor  I jet out  how abut  this a hav woman hav  horse girl
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 30, 2017, 09:36:14 am
http://www.omniglot.com/writing/orkhon.htm
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2017, 12:07:29 pm
morty, i turned myself into a qween
im thiccle ricc
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/356567044671537153.png)
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 30, 2017, 02:05:46 pm
He also had that post where he was like "I had a dream I was in a video game where the final boss was like a woman boss at an office and to beat her I had to throw bombs in her pussy when she was flashing red, what do you think this means?"
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 05, 2017, 01:15:14 am
The U.S. president said he could not understand why a country of samurai warriors did not shoot down the missiles, the sources said.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 06, 2017, 08:06:06 pm
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 09, 2017, 02:53:49 pm
Federal government Obama SEES YOUR PURPLE TRIANGLE

Good bye HENDERSON TN<br/>ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL MADISON COUNTY <br/>YOU ALL WILL MEET <br/>BLACK NATIVE GODS WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN TONIGHT KAMIKAZE TRUMP<br/>KKK OLIVE JUICE FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DIGGING UP YOUR BODIES NOW <br/>PURPLE TRIANGLE <br/>THE PANDA IS IN
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Post by: sambair on November 09, 2017, 04:46:52 pm
https://flittermiice.tumblr.com/post/167314301342
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 09, 2017, 05:18:55 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 09, 2017, 07:02:05 pm
Please help Caution Muchemwa, a teacher from Victoria Falls to restore her marriage than to destroy other peoples' marriages
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 11, 2017, 02:17:39 pm
Https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/

&gt;Diane is a weredragon, capable of turning into a reptile beast by the light of Jupiter. Her father has met a warrior's end at the hands of the vile sand niggers, and it is up to her to avenge him. Vying for power against her are the unicras, a fair race that is vulnerable to the dark but talented in the mind, and the pentagras, a minotaur-like species that is founded entirely on sex and violence as Mars rises. Of course, all wars are complex, and the clonal colony werehyenas are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to battling factions that have no allies or loyalties. Gold bullets can slay weredragons, but don't worry -- Diane has enough darkness in her heart to kill every f'ing enemy species. No political correctness. No pansy liberalism or faggots. Dotheads and sand niggers may not want to read this.
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Post by: Shell Game on November 11, 2017, 02:58:46 pm
Https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/

&gt;Diane is a weredragon, capable of turning into a reptile beast by the light of Jupiter. Her father has met a warrior's end at the hands of the vile sand niggers, and it is up to her to avenge him. Vying for power against her are the unicras, a fair race that is vulnerable to the dark but talented in the mind, and the pentagras, a minotaur-like species that is founded entirely on sex and violence as Mars rises. Of course, all wars are complex, and the clonal colony werehyenas are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to battling factions that have no allies or loyalties. Gold bullets can slay weredragons, but don't worry -- Diane has enough darkness in her heart to kill every f'ing enemy species. No political correctness. No pansy liberalism or faggots. Dotheads and sand niggers may not want to read this.
chai tea latte, November 11, 2017, 02:17:39 pm

https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/
fixed. also guess where the read more link cuts off in the book's description...
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Post by: Spooks on November 14, 2017, 01:22:52 pm
https://www.snopes.com/minecraft-sex-mods/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on November 14, 2017, 03:40:57 pm
https://m.wikihow.com/Retain-First-Year-Students-in-University-or-College
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on November 21, 2017, 03:44:19 am
I met a girl. It didn't sex. Checkmate, Redditor.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 24, 2017, 11:16:24 pm
I have to say I'm appalled by your claim of wanting to use the miracle chemical known as lysergic acid diethylamide to get "fucked up". Lsd can only be used for intense introspection. This beautiful chemical that I have used twice must be treated with the upmost respect. You probably don't even own a test kit for Hofmann's sake! Why don't you stick to "poppin them zanz boi" and leave the lsd to us psyconauts.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 25, 2017, 02:30:08 am
I went over to Bonnie’s cubicle to speak to her, finishing off the last of
my liter as I walked. I saw Bonnie at her desk, writing something down.
“Hey Bonnie, whatcha writing?” I joked, asking my questions in the
tone of a small 1920s news boy, just for laughs. I’m a bit of a goofy guy
sometimes, I can get a bit crazy if I want to - I’m the life of the party, a lot of
people have told me.
“Oh, n-n-n-n-nothing,” she stammered, one stutter for each of the
Central Park Five, closing the book. “Ready to go?”
“Yeah, let’s go,” I affirmed, letting the book thing slide. I knew it was
probably some sort of love letter to me, so I wasn’t too concerned.
We walked down to the elevator in silence. I called the elevator, and
we stood there. I knew I needed to act fast.
“So do you like your job?” I said, fucking nailing this conversation
stuff, and coming off like a great guy.
“Oh, it’s a bit tiring every once and a while, but I do it well,” she said,
looking at me initially, but then looking away. I could sense that she was in
some way wary of me, and I needed to break the ice and show that I didn’t
care if we had sex or not.
“Yeah, I’m gay,” I confirmed. She laughed.
“Really?”
“Yeah, big into dicks. You?”
“Yeah I’m gay too actually,” she said, laughing with relief.
“Oh my God,” I shouted in disbelief.
This was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I’ve been
dreaming of this moment for ten years. This girl was a solid 9/10 before, but
my affection for her jumped through the roof into infinity. This girl would be
my wife for sure. I came four times in the next two seconds.
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Post by: A Meat on December 01, 2017, 12:39:13 pm
Asymptotic monster cockysis of The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 05, 2017, 09:05:08 pm
As a motion picture, however, Yoga Hosers is a low-key abomination despite having pretty much all the right influences. If you were to tell me a midnight movie was coming out that was a cross between Clueless, a second-rate Gremlins knock-off, the 1966 Batman, Strange Brew, and Clerks, I would have said, “Wow, that sounds great!” If you were to tell me that the same film was written and directed by (Kevin) Smith, however, my response would change to, “Wow, that sounds terrible!”
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 05, 2017, 10:46:33 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/3NC5c7p.png)
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on December 12, 2017, 07:09:29 pm
your mom also got scammed by you for having you as a child
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Does any 1 know where i can find a sex anime or the name of any anime that have sex on it. Ten point's for the

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or go to google and look for hentai
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hentai by the way means anime porn
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Post by: Shell Game on December 13, 2017, 10:27:05 am
Secret Life of the American Linda
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 22, 2017, 11:20:34 am
Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, I’ll smash every window on your car. Do you really want to mess with crazy, motherfucker?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 22, 2017, 11:31:39 am
insanity
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Post by: Shell Game on December 22, 2017, 01:44:17 pm
https://discord.gg/pTdx2X
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 08, 2018, 01:00:04 am
Immediately as I opened the door I was blindsided by the stench of dead dog. The stench of dead dog is very easy to tell - dogs have a way of decomposing in a certain way that lets you know that they're a dog. In my line of work you smell a lot of decomposing pets - cats smell a certain way, dogs smell a certain way, and fish smell a very certain way, but there’s really no way to go about describing it. I guess in the coffee business you end up personally killing so many union leaders pets that in the heat of the moment it’s hard to come up with an explanation.
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Post by: Spooks on January 11, 2018, 03:32:29 pm
hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away
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Post by: Shell Game on January 11, 2018, 05:46:16 pm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_Quest:_In_Pursuit_of_the_Death_Angel
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 11, 2018, 05:49:04 pm
http://dchhaddendum.libsyn.com/rome-through-duncans-eyes
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 16, 2018, 04:33:50 pm
black people lack the special bone in their finger that makes them good at competitive speed typing, which ironically makes them good at basketball.
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Post by: Carbon on January 18, 2018, 05:00:59 pm
i choose bow because killing is an art and like most art the artist is never around, ive been able to kill npc's near guards without detection. it takes skill but its easily done.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on January 28, 2018, 10:39:07 am
https://i.imgur.com/qG4kndn.mp4
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on January 28, 2018, 11:54:26 am

Sherman Tank's Sherman Tank Shirt, January 28, 2018, 10:39:07 am

This Harlem Shake meme is getting out of hand.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 31, 2018, 03:06:32 pm
Is your child texting about Manicheaism?
LMAO: Living Mani, Archons Owned
LOL: Let Out Light
ROFL: Rely On Faustus's Lectures
BRB: Bahram Ruined Bema
WTF: Wonderous Twin Flame
STFU: Shapur, This For U
CU: Ctesiphon Underground
IDGAF: I Draw Giants, Âz Fucks
IDC: Iskander Deserves Curses
FPS: Fixing Previous Scriptures
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2018, 04:37:46 pm
ITT: risk-averse cuckolds with balls the size of a peanut self-fellating over their savings accounts decaying with inflation like a little bitch, while their wives are getting gangbanged by bitcoin-hodling Chads this very moment.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 05, 2018, 02:29:14 am
I actually did a paper once, I can't find it now, on how ULTRAFRENCH physically changes the human body for greater speed, strength, and attractiveness. Quite curious stuff.

The mystery of ULTRAFRENCH is both simple and divine. French is mostly French. But English is also mostly French. Québecois either birthed ULTRAFRENCH or developed alongside it (I don't do historical linguistics, and it's still an open question). We all know Québecois is just English speakers trying to speak French, so it just ends up sounding like your Freshman French class. But in ULTRAFRENCH a separate phenomenon occurred. ULTRAFRENCH was, in the beginning, entirely conventional French while also borrowing at least half of itself from English. So by a conservative estimate (since English is 3/4ths French), ULTRAFRENCH is at least 125% French.

Needless to say, the discovery of ULTRAFRENCH wiped away a lot of assumptions that linguists held to be obviously true. How could a language be more than a language? How could it be itself and yet so beyond itself that it tapped into the nether regions of the brain (you know, the 99.9% we don't use) and created a strange system of a sort of interpersonal echolocation?

You see, MRIs suggest that ULTRAFRENCH speakers have at least three conversational layers. Obviously there's body language, which is a complex mix, a bastard, if you will, of Normal English, Canadian, and French. That's one layer. Then there's the spoken/sung/rapped/throat-sung/intoned/whispered/Sprechstimmed side of the language. On the purely spoken level, ULTRAFRENCH has at least as much linguistic density as Ithkuil, but it also has all the airiness and punch of a grammarless language like Chinaese.

The third level is the hardest to measure and study. You see, we can detect rays and beams of energy floating between ULTRAFRENCH speakers if we use certain long-forbidden measurement systems, but we still don't understand the composition of these emissions. Are they some kind of light? Electromagnetic energy? A particle? Something else entirely?

I've never claimed that speaking ULTRAFRENCH endows you with telepathic abilities. That would be preposterous. I'm just saying that ULTRAFRENCH speakers can read each others minds and send thoughts to each other.

Is Sanskrit the best language? The robots tell me so. But they are missing out on an essential part of ULTRAFRENCH. It's not racist to say robots are immune to most forms of not-telepathy and the Force. I have several android friends

Sanskrit might be "technically" "superior" to ULTRAFRENCH on the level of the plain written language. Sure, but it's unfair to compare them because Sanskrit started out as a written language until the ignorant masses started attempting to "speak" it.

But when you consider the triune nature of ULTRAFRENCH, I think it's clear that, at least in spoken communication with non-android participants, ULTRAFRENCH is the best earth-based language. And I think you'll agree that it almost...embodies the triune gods of its founding people. Are Shiva, Vishnu, and Brahma incarnated in every word that drops from an ULTRAFRENCH speaker's enhanced tongue? I can't speak for them, but yes.

Lithuanian still prettier tho IMO
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 05, 2018, 04:03:31 pm
入导
报负
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 06, 2018, 02:35:55 am
to explain why the president was jacking off in the middle of the road in that scenario i was describing, it was because the idea was that the president can't jack off in the same place twice. so he's jacking in such an odd place because he's running out of places
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Post by: Carbon on February 06, 2018, 12:45:52 pm
Yoga! Yes sir - FEAR Yoga / It'll steal yer damn soul!
Kung Fu? Yes sir - that will steal yer soul as well!
Don't want yer blood, dem want yer soul Mon!
 Jogging suit?: Yep, a soul steal'in nylon bitch!
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Post by: Frank West on February 07, 2018, 08:24:44 am
The app is free to download and makes a call to children threatening to cut them with a knife.
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2018, 09:18:36 am
You know, I don't like all this work but...
I heard I'll be big strong if I do it!
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 07, 2018, 07:03:16 pm
The thing about large breads is that they rest both on each other horizontally and on the woman's torso vertically. This results in a build-up of sweat that would repulse any normal man, but turns me and probably you on to to no limit. As a result I fuck while curling my back so I can Bury my face in her malodorous bosom to maintain an erection
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 07, 2018, 07:39:21 pm
    "tell him your Shercock Homes and you're looking for the missing pearl necklace.",
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Post by: Spooks on February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
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Post by: Spooks on February 09, 2018, 03:00:13 pm
knothole (plural knotholes)

In a piece of lumber, a void left by a knot in the wood; such holes are often convenient for peering through when they occur in fences.
(US, sports) Youth league baseball.

Related terms
(baseball): peewee
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Post by: LaserSeusan on February 13, 2018, 12:42:20 pm
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm

Hmm....

Bulbed by: Shell Game

HMM.....
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Post by: Shell Game on February 13, 2018, 03:10:25 pm
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm

Hmm....

Bulbed by: Shell Game

HMM.....
Ashto, February 13, 2018, 12:42:20 pm

I take offense!!

also to stay on topic... PASTE
looks like you can explore here
https://www.africanmoths.com/pages/thumbs.html
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Post by: Corn Syrup on February 14, 2018, 11:56:13 pm
"Shaddup already, I've got nothing left to sell!! I've been staring at butts all night and I'm going crazy!!"
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Post by: Shell Game on February 15, 2018, 12:10:43 am
nuffkins is why i became a libertarian
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 15, 2018, 12:17:57 am
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Post by: Corn Syrup on February 15, 2018, 02:21:08 am
On that day, we lost our precious thing.

Her smile and her healthy anus--
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 15, 2018, 10:59:32 am
does he read his own book for the audio? that would be a problem for me and a lot of people because jordan peterson has bad breath from all the swampy dicks hes sucked. its why he sounds like kermit the frog because his mouth is tropical marshy biosphere filled with virgin cum. the guy cant stop drinking cum. its a big problem for audiophiles like myself who want to engage with his ideas.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 17, 2018, 08:14:02 am
i think its your soul anting to get unhuman, get antisociety, and start practicing magick actively, but you are taught to follow rules and laws, so you are in paradox, dont quit mediating, follow your nativity, dont listen to your superstisious friends or parents.

you want to return to you soulbeing/mindstate, and this time with all glamourmagick and distractivity doesnt make it easy Smiling

go magik, fuck humans and society.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 18, 2018, 08:35:54 pm
Cocaine is more of I'm too lazy to make a pot of coffee, so I'll just do a bump drug.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 22, 2018, 01:16:25 pm
telomeres guy
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 28, 2018, 01:16:21 am
what if every one on earth goes thru a groundhog day scenario they just cant say anything. like at 40 years old
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Post by: LaserSeusan on March 02, 2018, 09:06:15 am
I made this tile for my friend, Xenoraze. He was looking for stairs so I was like, oh OK. Ranted a bit how I would do it if I didn’t hate making RTP tiles…I did it anyway. I like to thank muh waifu, Celebuns, for helping me make an acceptable perspective for the down stairs. Hope it helps you guys ‘w’)b
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Post by: Frank West on March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 12, 2018, 10:12:40 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am

Ton of matted fur
Gross to say the least
We're all freakin' scared
None of us prepared
Dog with human faaaaace
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 12, 2018, 01:47:24 pm
hahahaha i'm imagining Jordan Peterson getting upset about holding shift too long and getting StickyKeys
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on March 12, 2018, 04:47:39 pm
well-deserved, yiff in hell
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Post by: Corn Syrup on March 14, 2018, 12:20:47 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am

(https://i.imgur.com/dHr5mpel.jpg)
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Post by: Spooks on March 15, 2018, 12:28:07 pm
FRIENDS 😲 ROMANS 🤣 COUNTRYMEN 👏‼️ LEND 🤙 ME YOUR 👵🏼 EARS 👂🏼🙏 You Know 🎓📚 What 🤔 Today 📆 Is ⁉️ BEWARE ⚠️🙅🏽‍♂️ the IDES ✅ OF MARCH ‼️‼️ RIP 😇😢 To My Man 👨🏽 JULIUS CAESAR 🌿😔😭 Today 📆 you must 😾👍 RIP 💨THAT JUULius 😂😩 in the 👏 name of CAESAR 🌿😂‼️ Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ ANCIENT ROMANS ‼️ for unlimited 👏🔂 RIPS 💨 of that JUULius 🙏🌿

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Post by: Spooks on March 19, 2018, 03:57:29 pm
HI, i checked this forum the word "massiveness" in the hope to find some clues about the 3d engine. I dont write c , but do some asm.

falling trough walls etc means the measurement in distance was actualy to far but the "if statement" or "do while" was not exclusive enough to fetch the difference.

once BEHIND the wall there might no definition at all. hence my little "through the wall in a darkhole" moment.

I red a artical about 3d pixel clouding, i dont know were, its some years ago.

the clue was that the most nearby pixels are drawn at first and thus those drawn pixels will block the sight in that straight line.

if you jump in reality you might not see where to jump. but you will bounce if there is any obstacle.

just from this perspective i would say that every thing you DONT see is always massive....until proven its Not.

then probably, in my simple mind, it is by condition IMposible to fall through a wall.

you will have to find a "open pixel space" before the calculation is allowed...or something alike.

i have NO experience with 3d engines eccept for playing around. i just mebemer the artical and i was thinking about "massiveness"
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 19, 2018, 05:22:44 pm
Solar-flaring orgasms of Celestia!
Luna shitting moon rocks!
Fuck me with Celestia's forehooves!
Fuck me with the sun!
Fuck me with the moon!
Oh fuck me with the moon. Moon, sun, both of them. Rape me hard.
Celestia clop my clit with a hooffull of sunfire!
Luna rape them with Her horn!
Celestia's solar-flaring mareheat!
Luna's tidal mareheat!
Luna clop me with Her wings.
Luna-eclipsing orgasms!
Celestia rape your cunt with the burning sun if I can’t even take simple instruction from myself! Do I have no fucking self control?
Oh no. No. Celestia rape me with a solar flare, no.
By the ballsacks of a thousand star-devils
Celestia lick me like she loves me!
Luna spank my withers!
Luna shove my cunt full of moonrocks and call me home.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 21, 2018, 02:56:07 pm
Hello [my writing webhandle] I like to commission from you. Recently the person I was commission to write chapters for my story had to stop because of health issues. So Im looking for someone to continued writing my story ideas. My story is Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures, a Total Drama series + Rick and Morty Crossover on fan fiction.net, this is going to be a full time story, meaning that ever mouth I,ll commission a chapter from you, you did not list Rick and Morty or Total Drama series on your fandoms list, if you feel you can,t write this story I understand, but if you are interested then google Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures and read the first 9 chapters so you can get a feel of this story.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 25, 2018, 03:16:34 am
Migraines can be caused in many different ways and it’s not specific to one certain neurotransmitter. There is a drug that after ingesting a few micrograms can relieve almost any headache/migraine and even cluster headache (the most painful) in about 30 minutes. It’s called LSD ;)) it’s illegal and many people need access to it so there are attempts being made to make a non psychoactive cluster headache medication.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 25, 2018, 08:34:45 am
If, 😵 according 🔛🔛 to Kanye West, one good ‼ girl 👩 is worth a 👌❌ thousand bitches, and 💦➕ if, 🅱 according 🔛🔛 to Lil 🚺🅱 Wayne, 🙋♀ bitches come 😩💦 a 😾 dime a 👏 dozen, 🌹 does that 💰 mean 💰 one good 👍🚟 girl is worth 🌐💸 $8.33? ✊ Well, ✌ $8.35 ✖ in 😛 Canada. In 😩 Thailand, $8.33 ✊ is 😩😈 about 💦💦 275 Baht. 275 Baht will 😜💰 get 👏 you a 👌❔ skanky hooker in 🔥 a 👏 Thai brothel. If 👏🙄 you ✈🏻 want a really good hooker, it'll cost 💸 you 👈 at least 💯🔥 2000 Baht, or 💁💦 about ✨💦 $61.00. So 👅 in 🎁👏 Thailand a 💻🍆 good 🌕 woman 👧👱 is 🙏 worth $61.00 or 💰 $732 a 😾🅰 dozen. 🌹🌹 Yes. However 🖐💯 to 👏 further 🔙 this, 😢 according to 2Pac Mo' 🙈🙈 Money= 😮 Mo' 🙈🅱 Bitches If 👏😂 you 👏🤙 divide out Mo', 🙈 you 🍆 will 📃😜 see 🙈👁 that 👨☝ money=bitches Therefore, 🎉👏 1000 moneys= 💷💷 one 👌😤 good 💘 girl. 💗🏻 To 🅱 extrapolate further, 🤔 diving with respect ✔ to "money" 🤑 yields 1 money 💵 = $0.00833 ➕ This 👈 changes 💰 everything, 💯 because 🤔✅ money isn't worth 🌐 hardly 👄👄 anything. 🏻🍑 True. 😯 A 👌💰 linear 💨💨 relationship ⬅👅 between 🏻 money 💵 and 🍏👏 bitches means 👨😏 the 👄🔯 equation relating money 💰💰 to 💦 bitches 🍑 is 😳😤 in 🔙👉 the form of 💻 y=ax+b, 🔥🤕 where 🏿🏿 x is 🙈🖍 money and y 🅾 is 🙀 bitches. ♀🏽 Consulting the 👏☝ Lil Wayne ♀ theorem, 😾 if 🤥👏 12 🤓 bitches 👜👜 is worth 💵🌐 $0.10, then 😧👋 one bitch 🏿✖ is 💁 $0.0083. 😲❕ Therefore 🔥 we 👩😱 know 🏼🙈 that 🚟🅱 the 🙆👏 equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold 👀 true and so 👉 must 🔒 12=a(.1)+b. 🤓😎 To ✌👮 find the equation relating money 🤑 to bitches must have "a" and 🍆💰 "b" 💦 values which 👏 satisfy the two 💘 previous equations. Since 💦 "Mo'" implies a positive linear 💨💨 relation, we 👩 know 🤔🅱 "a" 💰 must be 📖 positive. I 👉👩 have 👏🈶 done 😂 the math 🏫 for you 👏 and 👽🚨 found that 🅱 a=119.96 👌 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To 👶 find 👁🚪 the 👏 number of 💦♂ good 👼💯 girls 👭 you get 🍌🎣 from an 💸👹 amount 📉🔢 of 🏻🚋 money, simply 😡😡 divide the 🛣📺 number of 💦 bitches 👅 by 🍭 1000 (because ☝ of 🌈🥜 the Kanye West Theorem). 😾😾 No but 🍑🍑 biggie said 🏿 mo' 🙈🅱 money= 🤑 mo' problems so 💒 money=problems and 👏😏 since mo' 🙈🅱 money 🤑💰 mo' 🅱 bitches, we can 🔫🔫 see 👀👁 that 👣 bitches=problems 👧 Well 👀🤷 one ☝☝ must first consult the "50 👏 Cent Law": 📝⚖ "Mo' 🙈 Money, Mo' 🅱 Problems". Here ↙ we 👦 see 👀 that ☃ the 👏 amount 🔢📉 of 💰💯 money is 💦🔥 proportionate to 💦👆 the ⏲👏 number of 💰💦 problems. Then 😂 one 🏼 must factor ❌❌ one ☝ of the basic rules of 💦🏻 the ✝ "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 🏟 99 ♂ problem 👨🏻 but a 😯💰 bitch ain't one". 🏻😤 Here we 🚟🏃 see that 😐 without a ➡ "bitch" 💁 the 🍆🎁 average 💰 person 🤞 will 👄🍑 have 😭😝 exactly 😉 99 problems. Therefore 👏 the 👏 formula must 😾👍 be 👬 applied: (current 😤😤 amount 📉🔢 of money) 💱🤑 (8.33) 🅱 / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current 🤕 amount 📉🔢 of 🎆 money)]bitches = worth of bitch 🐩💁 Unfortunately this 👏😢 formula only tells 🗣 us the 👏 value 💵💵 "a 💰👤 bitch" 😂 which as we 👨 know 👧 is 🔥 only 🏦🏦 worth one monies Therefore 👉 you must 🔒 apply 😤🤔 [(worth 💵💸 of bitch) ♀ * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 ♂ / 1000 = The 🏻👏 value 👇 of 🗜💦 a good girl 😍 Hope this 📣🤖 helps 🆘 Yeah. 🤷 No. 😧 That's 😯👉 not 🚫🚫 how 🤔 math ✖ works. 👔💦 2pac was 👏⏱ merely stating that 😐💀 the 🎊 derivative of 🍳💦 Money in terms of 💦 Bitches 🐶♀ is 💦💦 strictly positive. More-over, he 🙎 skipped a lot of 😎 steps 🚶🚶 in 👏 his 🤔 proof 📊📊 and never ❌🚫 formally published 🤓 the 🎁👏 full version. I 💕 bet you 🅱💦 believed Fermat's margins really were 👌 too small as 💰 well, 🍆😋 right? ✔ Imperial bitches is 🏻🙀 actually a 👌 unit ♂ of 👩💦 weight. An 🤗 imperial bitch is 😇 ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres 🤙 one fundamental 💑 law 🌍⚖ of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to 💴 include 😠😠 in 🅱 his calculations. 📊 We have 😂 to 😂 follow 👣👣 the 🌌 law 📝⚖ of 🌈 "bitches ain't shit" 👌 theorized by 🏳 doctor 🏥 dre 🅰🅰 himself. ❌🚨 With that 🐑😐 principal included we 👨 can 🍆 work 🏢👨 out 🍆 that 🍆 if 🤷🔎 bitches 🍑🌲 aint shit, 💩👻 and a 🅰🎁 good girl 💁👩 is 🌇 worth 🌐💸 1,000 bitches, 🍑👧 a 🅰💯 good girl 😍 is 👐 still 😽📞 not 🙅 worth 💸 shit. 📅🍕 You're ☠ forgetting that ➡ Jay-Z published 🤓 his paper 🤓 on 🏽 the "Money Ain't A 🔵 Thang" ✂✂ theory. Therefore 👏👏 if 👏👏 bitches 🏻 aren't worth shit 👌 then ⏰➡ bitches 👱💋 aren't money 💶💵 and so 😖 therefore 👉🎉 they 👥👧 ARE, 👏 in fact, a "Thang". Is 🐠 that the 🕵 transitive property of bitches? 🏽🍑 Is 😤 it 🙅👏 possible 🔝🔝 that for 🍆🍆 every bitch, there 👌👌 is 🍅📅 an 🔥 equal and 🗣 opposite 🔄 good girl? That ⚠ doesn't make 🖌💰 sense 💰 though because 😏😏 kanye said a ⏰👌 good 👀👍 girl 👩 is 🗓 worth 💸💵 one thousand bitches. The 🗣🏼 economics don't 🚫🚫 make sense. 🙏💰 Newton or 🙅 kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply 🤔 their 🏻 laws 🚨 to 👏 bitches 🐕🍑 I 😎👁 think the 👏 important ❌ part 🏻 here ⛄ is, 👐🗓 are 😎 we 👨🙋 assuming that 👑 there is 💡💦 1 🔙 good 👌😀 girl 🎮👱 for 🍆 every 🏦 1000 bitches. 🍑👅 This is 😢😄 a 🙃🏼 very 💎 scary 😱😭 thought. 1/1000 females 👸☠ is 💦💦 a 🤴🔫 good 👌 girl and 💦 the 🚗😂 other 💰 999 are 🏃👴 bitches. 🏽 To 💰🎉 me this would 💭 make 📣 my $8.33 a 👌💰 very 😔 good 👏 investment. 🔝🔝 I paid 💸💰 at 💯🍆 least 👏🔥 $3000 for 🌍 my wife's 💍👩 wedding 👰 ring. 💍💍 Could 🤔 I have 👏😩 bought 💲💲 360 good 😊🏿 girls 👧👧 in stead of 1 🐁💪 good 🐸🙆 girl? 👧 B/c ♂😇 I 💰 can't 🔫🛢 help 💁👷 but 🍑🍑 feel like 👌💟 I 👦 have 😋🚟 overpaid for 👏 my 😘 good 🐸 girl 💑 according 🔛🔛 to the 👏 genius 😝 of 👱 Kanye West and Little 🍑 Weezy F. Baby. 👶 Don't get me 😭💁 wrong, 🚫♂ I 😂👀 love 🏩 my 💵 good 😂 girl wife, but I feel duped knowing 💭🤔 she ♀👩 may 🐝 have only been 🙂💫 worth 🌐 8 bucks 💸 instead 👽👽 of 3000 It actually 👀😜 depends on 🔛 they type ⌨📝 of 💦 women. If 😳 it is 🔁 a bakers daughter 👩👧 it is 🚋😩 less 👎 since 💦 the sample size 🌟 is 😩 actually 🤔 larger I.E. a 🍆 bakers dozen (13) 😏 so: 👀 (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 🔟😰 ...0r $9.69 ♓ Canadian (not counting the 🏥 maple syrup) 🍯 How ❓😤 much candy 🍬 you 😵 can 🔫💑 buy 💵 for $8.33? We ❌ can 🔭 conclude 🎓🎓 that 😐😧 1 bitch 😠 is 💰 worth 🌐💰 approximately ⭕ 0.83c, but 🍑☹ since bitches 💋 are 🍑 of negative 👏 value 👇💵 it's 💋 actually 😬 -0.83c. This means 😏👨 that ➕😐 in 🍆 order 🎁📑 to 🤔💰 get the correct ✅ positive value 💵💵 of a 🏻 good 👀 girl 👧 there ✔ needs to 💦💦 be 🐝☮ an 👹😤 exponential factor ❌❌ involved here. 👇 In 👏👉 order 📑🤜 to 👏♻ evaluate the amount of good 🏻 girls 🙎☁ needed to ♂ offset the 😂 bitches 💋 you use 👏🎮 the 😫 simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This 🏻👈 intuitively makes 💢 sense 🎥 when 😤 you 💯👧 think 💭 about how the 🚦 more ⚱ bitches you 👈😤 have around 🔃 you 👆👏 the 👌 exponentially higher ✅ value 💵 even 🤤♀ a 🏻 single 🚫⏱ good girl ♀ has. 👏 So when 😩🍑 B=1000 💦 we get: 🔟🉐 G 💰 = -0.0083(1000)2 😊 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if 🎅 the 🕰🍆 entire 🌳 female 🚺🚺 population 👥 of the 👦🚟 US, let's say 🗣🗣 150 million 💯 for 🍆 simplicity, were 🍑 bitches, ♀ the 🔚🤕 worth of 👉🏻 one good 👍💘 girl 👸 would ❓😎 then 🏿 be $1,550,025,000,000 which 🐱🙌 is just 🍆 over the 🅱 total 💯👌 USD ❎ currently ⌚ in 👏👏 circulation.
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Post by: Mix on March 25, 2018, 09:49:24 am
I am a right wing, hardcore, fundamentalist Christian that believes the bible to be the literal Word of God and takes it as ultimate truth.

I also am a headbanging, energetic, zealous for life Biker who also happens to wear diapers.

My God and faith in Him define who I am and what I do, without exception, and I have no personal conflict with any of these things.

Are you confused yet?

If you are the perhaps there is hope that you can see God and his people as multifaceted creatures.

We push people here to see the person behind their interest in diapers, yet many here are more than willing to label and categorize others. Being a fundamentalist or conservative follower of Christ does not mean that you are intolerant and closed minded, it just means that your mind is formed by other than corporal means. That you seek to conform your mind to that of the God of Issac and Jacob who sent Jeshua (Jesus for those who do not know that he was not called by a Greek name in Galilee) to be born, live as an example for all people, and to die for those same multitudes as well as those yet to be born as a redeeming sacrifice and later send his spirit to indwell the hearts of His believers.
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Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2018, 09:52:24 am
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 26, 2018, 05:30:34 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 08, 2018, 02:37:57 pm
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
meme page actually
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Post by: A Meat on April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
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Post by: Shell Game on April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 09, 2018, 09:50:10 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
I could have worn a lot more.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 09, 2018, 10:01:19 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoos
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
I could have worn a lot more.
Achilles' Heelies, April 09, 2018, 09:50:10 am

Secret: there are still a lot more...
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 09, 2018, 10:04:07 pm
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.

Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name

However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am

So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
meme page actually
chai tea latte, April 08, 2018, 02:37:57 pm

So definitely the Muslim version of Alt-Right then.
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Post by: Spooks on April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
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Post by: Shell Game on April 13, 2018, 11:41:15 am
(dijon voice) I would love to suck bowser's toes
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Post by: Sherman Tank on April 13, 2018, 01:32:44 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawaii_metal
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 13, 2018, 06:30:47 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

"She lives in Ravenna, you wouldn't know her"
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Post by: Friend Anemone on April 13, 2018, 06:56:42 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

"She lives in Ravenna, you wouldn't know her"
Vinny Possum, April 13, 2018, 06:30:47 pm
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
This brings up a lot of questions. For one, how did this guy manage to listen to Curse Forced Gay nearly two millennia before the invention of the internet?
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 16, 2018, 12:35:54 am
to me the best cam girl name would be firstname-lastname “Peach Emoji” but it doesn’t have good SEO. in this essay, i will demonstrate that the condensing effect of search engines on web traffic has led to worse names on chaturbate, myfreecams, and xhamster live.

As Proudhon noted in 1865,
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 26, 2018, 07:41:26 pm
Canadian mechanic guy (seeing my fucked up car): somethings fucked with yer caer bud
Me: dont worry about it bud
Mechanic: bud....
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Post by: Sovereign on April 30, 2018, 09:44:02 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/8g4wn8/some_stranger_on_discord_messaged_me_out_of/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 02, 2018, 01:46:00 pm
昨天是星期四
今天是星期五
我们非常兴奋
我们非常兴奋
要有一个舞会
明天是星期六
以后来星期天
不要这个周末完了
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Post by: Spooks on May 05, 2018, 07:53:06 am
A number of programs, such as Drupal, MediaWiki, phpBB, and vBulletin, can use ImageMagick to create image thumbnails if installed. ImageMagick is also used by other programs, such as LyX, for converting images.

ImageMagick has a fully integrated Perl binding called PerlMagick,[9] as well as many others: G2F (Ada), MagickCore (C), MagickWand (C), ChMagick (Ch), ImageMagickObject (COM+), Magick++ (C++), JMagick (Java), L-Magick (Lisp), NMagick (Neko/Haxe), MagickNet (.NET), PascalMagick (Pascal), MagickWand for PHP (PHP), IMagick (PHP), PythonMagick (Python), RMagick (Ruby), or TclMagick (Tcl/TK).
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Post by: Frank West on May 06, 2018, 12:55:35 pm
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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Post by: dickthedick on May 07, 2018, 06:38:22 pm
https://i.imgur.com/0m1YcSL.jpg
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 09, 2018, 11:41:22 pm
TOP DEFINITION
The girlfriend test
When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
#girlfriend#dating#relationship#test#wife material
by Tlutt13 February 28, 2011
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 13, 2018, 08:29:00 pm
poetry is proof that white people invented rap
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Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2018, 08:54:40 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake_Duck
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on May 15, 2018, 04:37:33 pm
If you ever have to tell your doctor you have delayed ejaculation, they just tell you it’s all in your head. There’s no treatment for it. Of course lots of treatment options for premature ejaculation. Thank you feminism.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 21, 2018, 08:01:35 pm
A Jovostitch in Time
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Post by: Friend Anemone on May 25, 2018, 01:45:54 pm
Human tails are a rare entity. The birth of a baby with a tail can cause tremendous psychological disturbance to the parents.
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Post by: A Meat on May 25, 2018, 03:41:23 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Welwitschia-mirabilis-female.jpg)
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Post by: Shell Game on May 29, 2018, 11:13:35 pm
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Post by: Spooks on May 30, 2018, 04:06:59 am
Very interesting. I love having my personal thoughts confirmed by a professional like this; I spent four years in prison, during which time I spent permuting the mechanical abilities of board games, card games, dice games, and so on, as well as creating new games. If you've ever played Uno using a deck of regular playing cards, if you've ever made a multi-player tabletop version of Harvest Moon,  if you've ever adapted the mechanics of D&D to use binary checks rather than the bidenary (20 possible outcomes, I believe I have coined this term by cursory Googling) system, you may know what I'm talking about. I seemed to have reinvented the wheel (created and taught myself game theory) in absence of a wheel of my own, and it's so nice to know that I was not off in my conclusions!
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Post by: Bodark on June 01, 2018, 04:16:54 am
are you a dir en grey fujoshi, or a linkin park fujoshi
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 03, 2018, 05:46:20 pm
Dowsing rods are fidget spinners for old people, they help you focus on a single task.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on June 08, 2018, 04:18:57 pm
Frame, Frame, Fatal Frame It Plays Such Hideous Tricks On The Brain
AgentCoop, August 08, 2015, 11:13:24 am
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on June 09, 2018, 12:45:40 am
FUCK everything is changing again. As a great philosopher once said, “Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.”
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Post by: Shell Game on June 09, 2018, 01:44:30 am
he's fine! he just needs to lie
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 11, 2018, 03:44:36 pm
to men, their asshole is like the giant eyeball on a zelda boss that youre supposed to shoot arrows at; theyre not going to expose it willingly
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Post by: Spooks on June 30, 2018, 01:41:35 pm
https://www.discogs.com/artist/1719535-Dick-Slide-Hyde
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Post by: Guts Going Nutz on June 30, 2018, 07:48:30 pm
It may have already been said as neighbors gossip to others in other states, but Donald J Trump is just this there are more John's looking for Tricks then there are tricks and John's and Tricks meet in hotels and put things in holes and get something to eat after word.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 01, 2018, 01:59:51 am
which is ironic because usually i hate relying on words to convey my emotions
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2018, 02:07:46 am
Frasier's exploits

- After hearing about an Indian immigrant's negative opinion about his radio show, Frasier plots his revenge. He manages to trace the man's location down to a news-stand, where the gentleman worked for a living. After threatening the owner, Frasier scares him off and razes the news-stand to the ground. He is last seen dancing round the fire singing 'Burn Baby Burn' before giving his trademark maniacal laugh.

-Crane hatches a mischievous plan to take money off some homeless people. On Christmas Day he goes to a homeless shelter, eats a meal there and pretends that he can't afford to pay. In an act of kindness, the tramps gather what little money they have to pay for the meal, including an entire day's donations for playing the guitar on a street corner. Frasier then takes out his wallet, burns a 50 dollar bill in front of all in the shelter and drives off in his expensive car, while laughing like a maniac.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 10, 2018, 02:33:04 am
(https://i.imgur.com/vIvnYGl.jpg)
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Post by: Mix on July 10, 2018, 09:01:29 pm
American Horror Story: Anthocon
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm
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Post by: Sauce on July 11, 2018, 09:59:27 am
That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME

About a year ago my phone glitched out on Discord and repeatedly sent the phrase "That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME" in a group chat around 20 times in a row. Now whenever someone accidentally sends something twice in that chat, or just generally glitches out, it's become a thing where everyone reminds all present that they are nerds and it is now LADY TIME.

I just went back and screenshotted the highlights, so if folks are curious they can check this out: http://brainedbysaucepans.tumblr.com/post/175780836332/reliving-one-of-the-wildest-experiences-ive-had (http://brainedbysaucepans.tumblr.com/post/175780836332/reliving-one-of-the-wildest-experiences-ive-had)
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Post by: Spooks on July 13, 2018, 08:34:52 pm

Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm

miss you, bowie
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Post by: Shell Game on July 14, 2018, 02:11:09 pm
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Post by: Runic on July 20, 2018, 05:46:02 am
"After the final merger of entertainment providers in 2065, entertainment became a tightly controlled commodity, doled out to the people on highly restrictive schedules and terms; the people knew of no other. Individual artists were either quickly absorbed into the corporation, or eliminated socially - while no creative person was ever physically harmed, any artist that did not conform to the direction set by DisCor found themselves ostracized, buried under an avalanche of paid trolls, or - in some cases - exposed as deviants in some form or another.

That's not to say that all expressions of creativity were dead; no, not entirely. Back-alley artists would draw your caricature for a staggering fee and "heareasies" - basement bars where unlicensed and unsanctioned bands would play - while uncommon, *did* exist for the entertainment of those who could pay...and those willing to offer what those with money wanted.

In time, the people forgot they, too, could create. No child drew a picture, no school band could afford the licensing fee to play a concert for their parents. And they were content, as they were taught to be by every family on-screen - identical to themselves in so very many ways - and questioned no more."
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Post by: sambair on July 20, 2018, 08:40:09 pm
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w6r1ah6cgxjtrs2/Tails%20Gets%20Trolled.cbz?dl=0
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 30, 2018, 09:03:39 pm
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Achieve Dhyāna-Pāramitā And Realize That You Are Not Your Thoughts Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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Post by: Runic on July 31, 2018, 08:21:47 am


    Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

    "Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.

    "I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a nigger.

    "I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.

    It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.

    The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.

    "Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.

    "Fuck off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.

    The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.

    And so, social progress was made.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 31, 2018, 09:01:13 pm
https://mobile.twitter.com/Imperator_Deus/status/1024390117283254272
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Post by: Spooks on August 06, 2018, 05:14:04 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book:Korn
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Post by: Spooks on September 01, 2018, 01:11:01 pm
Evangelion 303 -or Eva 303- imagines an alternate-universe where the characters of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" are defending our modern world in a post-September 11th age.
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Post by: Spooks on September 03, 2018, 03:58:10 pm
We stumbled on in the darkness, over big stones and through large puddles, along the one road leading from the camp. The accompanying guards kept shouting at us and driving us with the butts of their rifles. Anyone with very sore feet supported himself on his neighbor's arm. Hardly a word was spoken; the icy wind did not encourage talk. Hiding his mouth behind his upturned collar, the man marching next to me whispered suddenly: "If our wives could see us now! I do hope they are better off in their camps and don't know what is happening to us."

That brought thoughts of my own wife to mind. And as we stumbled on for miles, slipping on icy spots, supporting each other time and again, dragging one another up and onward, nothing was said, but we both knew: each of us was thinking of his wife. Occasionally I looked at the sky, where the stars were fading and the pink light of the morning was beginning to spread behind a dark bank of clouds. But my mind clung to my wife's image, imagining it with an uncanny acuteness. I heard her answering me, saw her smile, her frank and encouraging look. Real or not, her look was then more luminous than the sun which was beginning to rise.

A thought transfixed me: for the first time in my life I saw the truth as it is set into song by so many poets, proclaimed as the final wisdom by so many thinkers. The truth – that love is the ultimate and the highest goal to which Man can aspire. Then I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of Man is through love and in love. I understood how a man who has nothing left in this world still may know bliss, be it only for a brief moment, in the contemplation of his beloved. In a position of utter desolation, when Man cannot express himself in positive action, when his only achievement may consist in enduring his sufferings in the right way – an honorable way – in such a position Man can, through loving contemplation of the image he carries of his beloved, achieve fulfillment. For the first time in my life I was able to understand the meaning of the words, "The angels are lost in perpetual contemplation of an infinite glory.
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 04, 2018, 11:16:11 pm
In 1991, actor Charlie Sheen became convinced that Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985), the second film in the series, depicted an actual homicide and contacted the FBI.
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Post by: Sovereign on September 05, 2018, 12:46:17 am
I have an internet radio talk show and want to interview a female time traveler
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Post by: A Meat on September 05, 2018, 05:17:05 am
Funimation's version features a Texas-based cast of voice actors. Funimation's dub takes many liberties with the source material and was heavily Americanized. Similar to the Vitello dub, episodes of the series were dubbed out of their original order, and segments were reordered. Additionally, many characters had their names changed to American-sounding ones. Many sexual references, dark humor, and references to current popular American culture were added. For example, in one scene, Ai and Penny argue over which one of them is Jessica Simpson (whose first album was not released until 1999) and which one is Ashlee Simpson (whose first album was not released until 2004), which is very different from the original Japanese script that dealt with many social issues within Japan at the time. At least two episodes reference Rudy Giuliani and his unsuccessful bid for President.
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Post by: thelizzerd on September 07, 2018, 06:56:02 pm
Technical Experience
Created personal website using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript   Expected December 2018


Created a game using java    
Expected December 2018

Created a program using java which calculated scores in golf of a user   
April 2018
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2018, 03:21:45 am
The scenes with Calvin were filmed twice: once with dwarf actors Linden Porco and Gabriel Pimentel together with the other actors, and once with Marlon Wayans alone wearing a green bodysuit against a green screen. In post-production, Porco's and Pimental's heads were replaced with Marlon's. Their bodies were also painted brown in order to match Marlon's face.
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Post by: Spooks on September 18, 2018, 05:29:59 pm
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Yiffmobile.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on September 19, 2018, 11:31:39 pm
Want more out of life? You can discover your core purpose and make it a reality through a Balanced Name - ancient wisdom for a modern world.

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Post by: Shell Game on September 20, 2018, 12:28:42 am
Imagine being this guy.
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Post by: Spooks on September 24, 2018, 08:53:02 am
Dean and Sam are safe from demon possession, now make sure your nipples are, too.

Adjustable nipple clamps with the anti-possession symbol from the CW's Supernatural. Rubber tipped, with screw to control tightness.

Charms are 35mm in diameter.
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Post by: A Meat on September 24, 2018, 03:26:00 pm
The quantum matrix is approaching a tipping point. We are being called to explore the galaxy itself as an interface between potentiality and consciousness. It is time to take science to the next level.
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Post by: Spooks on September 30, 2018, 03:37:55 am
At Olympic National Park in the state of Washington, hundreds of mountain goats are being airlifted by helicopter and moved to forests in the North Cascades. The reason? They’re too thirsty for human piss.
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Post by: Spooks on September 30, 2018, 06:14:09 am
xxFoxyTrumpxx: ASL?

kimlongdong: 35/M/best korea

xxFoxyTrumpxx: notices ur nuke OwO what's this?

kimlongdong: glomps guam how do u like it?

xxFoxyTrumpxx: uwu its so big!!! XD want 2 see my nuke...s?

kimlongdong: yes bb! i want to see ur nukes hugs you and wags tail

xxFoxyTrumpxx: arms nukes r u ready? nuzzles ur pyongyang

kimlongdong: OWO yis! pants, begs for nukes

xxFoxyTrumpxx: unloads kilotonnes of nuclear fire u like it? XD rawr

kimlongdong: aaa!!! yiff! glass me sexytrumpy! licks ur nukes harder, taking it into my capital

xxFoxyTrumpxx: there's more where that came from, kimkim [heart] pats ur DMZ, readying my army
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Post by: Runic on October 06, 2018, 12:26:02 pm
It was The Gospel from Outer Space, by Kilgore Trout. It was about a visitor from outer space, shaped very much like a Tralfamadorian, by the way. The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low.

But the Gospels actually taught this:

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being of the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought, and Rosewater read out loud again:

Oh, boy -- they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time!

And then that thought had a brother: "There are right people to lynch." Who? People not well connected. So it goes.

The visitor from outer space made a gift to Earth of a new Gospel. In it, Jesus really was a nobody, and a pain in the neck to a lot of people with better connections than he had. He still got to say all the lovely and puzzling things he said in the other Gospels.

So the people amused themselves one day by nailing him to a cross and planting the cross in the ground. There couldn't possibly be any repercussions, the lynchers thought. The reader would have to think that, too, since the new Gospel hammered home again and again what a nobody Jesus was.

And then, just before the nobody died, the heavens opened up, and there was thunder and lightning. The voice of God came crashing down. He told the people that he was adopting the bum as his son, giving him the full powers and privileges of The Son of the Creator of the Universe throughout all eternity. God said this: From this moment on, He will punish horribly anybody who torments a bum who has no connections!
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Post by: Shell Game on October 09, 2018, 12:19:01 am
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51AVvd7qouL._SX466_.jpg
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 09, 2018, 12:52:40 am
https://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2010-12-27-The-Wisdom-Of-Solemn-Man.jpg
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Post by: Frank West on October 11, 2018, 12:27:34 am
A student and his master were making pilgrimage through a village. The student noticed a middle-aged couple cuddling on a bench and, desiring to show his attainment, stated "It is good to cuddle if you've been in a long relationship. That is what is sexy."

The master, who had been walking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly, he whacked the student in the balls. This made the student angry, but he kept his peace.

Later, they passed a young couple making out. The student, desiring to make up for his previous failure, stated "It is good to kiss after a first date. That is what is sexy." The master, again, whacked the student in the balls.

As they neared the exit to the village, they came upon 2 men and 2 women engaged in a frenzied orgy in the middle of the path. The student, now fearful of his master's punishments, said nothing, and stepped around the orgy. The master again whacked him in the balls. This made the student collapse in pain, and he implored the master "why have you hit me, I have said nothing!"

The master looked down and said "That is what is sexy."
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Post by: Spooks on October 12, 2018, 02:48:49 pm
Topics pornoise, gorenoise, hardpornnoise,

fuck your mouth is a conceptual piece of audio art, split in three main parts: fuck, your and mouth. the strong message is accompagnied by pornographic front and back covers. adult entertainment by the head of justnoiseit. enjoy the last day!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 12, 2018, 04:36:44 pm
Topics pornoise, gorenoise, hardpornnoise,

fuck your mouth is a conceptual piece of audio art, split in three main parts: fuck, your and mouth. the strong message is accompagnied by pornographic front and back covers. adult entertainment by the head of justnoiseit. enjoy the last day!
Spooks, October 12, 2018, 02:48:49 pm

So... 2018.flac?
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 12, 2018, 06:50:13 pm
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Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on October 13, 2018, 11:01:52 pm
My idea for a spin-off podcast.  Portaxx and Isfahan look at pictures of pokemon.  Portaxx enthuses about how adorable they are, Isfahan explains in detail which guns they could and could not hold.

"This is dratini, it's a tiny dragon and its adorable," "yes, but it could never hold an AK, or really any long-arm."
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 20, 2018, 05:14:05 pm
American crocodiles are known predators of lemon sharks, and sharks avoid areas with American crocodiles. Nonetheless, a single recorded fatality was reported for a small adult American crocodile when a great white shark killed the crocodile as it was swimming out at sea.
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Post by: Spooks on October 29, 2018, 08:59:30 pm
stella sucks and fucks photo shop tutorial

my roomates fucking beautiful open ass to enter tonsilitis in the adult.

keira knightley wide jaw australia hot blonde is turned on looking at porn pics, gets ants attracted to sperm

bill nye dvds daily blow job video angry dragon sexual french milfs monster cock sex femdom fetish comic

19INCH MONITORS. Sex with daughter-in-law - Big tits boss
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 11, 2018, 11:26:24 am
all the socratic goons were probably just standing around hooting and hollering yelling WOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAAAAAR as Socrates talked to someone's dad in a stern tone
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 12, 2018, 10:18:49 pm
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on December 13, 2018, 06:19:53 am
i like the idea of ted rall starving to death
Quote from
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Post by: Corn Syrup on December 18, 2018, 05:49:48 am
Imagine having been the creator of a 90s cartoon and realizing that nobody has ever drawn porn of it and it has been truly forgotten. Your life's work is a failure.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 21, 2018, 05:13:47 am
Making orbs/ships appear using prayer? Anyone has experience with this?
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Post by: Spooks on December 22, 2018, 08:38:44 am
Painting is an activity, and the artist will therefore tend to see what he paints rather than to paint what he sees. It is this interaction between style and preference which Nietzsche summed up in his mordant comment on the claims of realism:

‘All Nature faithfully’—But by what feint
Can Nature be subdued to art’s constraint ?
Her smallest fragment is still infinite !
And so he paints but what he likes in it.
What does he like? He likes, what he can paint!


There is more in this observation than just a cool reminder of the limitations of artistic means. We catch a glimpse of the reasons why these limitations will never obtrude themselves within the domain of art itself. Art presupposes mastery, and the greater the artist the more surely will he instinctively avoid a task where his mastery would fail to serve him. The layman may wonder whether Giotto could have painted a view of Fiesole in sunshine, but the historian will suspect that, lacking the means, he would not have wanted to, or rather that he could not have wanted to. We like to assume, somehow, that where there is a will there is also a way, but in matters of art the maxim should read that only where there is a way is there also a will. The individual can enrich the ways and means that his culture offers him; he can hardly wish for something that he has never known is possible.
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Post by: Spooks on December 27, 2018, 05:07:15 am
19. something sexy to were with a howl in it were the duck goose
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2018, 03:17:26 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Traditional_Irish_halloween_Jack-o%27-lantern.jpg/800px-Traditional_Irish_halloween_Jack-o%27-lantern.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on January 03, 2019, 12:52:26 pm
However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]
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Post by: A Meat on January 05, 2019, 12:56:30 pm
We found 5,834 Clips with "LINDA"
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 06, 2019, 12:54:31 am
and you know the guy who invented sliced bread you know he was gay... you know he was like.. HEELLLLOOOOOOOO
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on January 06, 2019, 10:14:25 pm
The Iliad in a Nutshell

Achilles in a fit of pique will not fight for fellow Greek,
for Agamemnon, king of kings, took his girl (and other things).
Achilles now far from the fray, Trojans almost seize the day;
and the cause of all this strife?  Young Paris stole a fetching wife—
this occurred nine years before, and that’s how long they’ve been at war.
(There’s lots of other words, fighting, heroes, gods, and moonlighting.)
Patroclus, with Achilles’ shield, nearly makes the Trojans yield,
but Hector, mighty prince of Troy, fights and kills the headstrong boy.
Achilles now gets fighting mad, slaughters Hector, cries with dad.

(It’s The Odyssey, of course, wherein you’ll find the Wooden Horse.)
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Post by: thelizzerd on January 08, 2019, 08:40:08 pm
A1R9ZUH5KUDXLM
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Post by: Corn Syrup on January 10, 2019, 05:58:36 am
"Your basic human is between three and twenty-five feet tall, and is mostly composed of an oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt."
"Is it true that they bite you on the neck to drain your transmission fluid, and then you become human yourself?"
"Sure, why not?"
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Post by: Carbon on January 13, 2019, 09:51:36 am
First, let’s acknowledge we’re talking about fictional characters. With that said, the punisher emulates  reality. A man that has given his life to help those that cannot help themselves. A man that has been broken down so far that he has decided the rest of his life will be given to help the less fortunate. The other, created by steroids.

Blessed are the real men that fight the things that go boo in the night so little boys that don’t know what bathroom to use don’t have to.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on January 18, 2019, 01:57:20 pm
The best defense, just in case one of these cases turns out to be legit, is to send a video of myself watching porn to all my contacts preemptively. Take out their leverage, you know?
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Post by: Shell Game on January 18, 2019, 04:29:19 pm
Duke of meme meme meme
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 21, 2019, 02:56:34 pm
Like, some people? Use suicide by cop? To cope????
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 04, 2019, 04:42:19 pm
💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰
Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼
If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get  4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than  8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
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Post by: Sherman Tank on February 05, 2019, 08:32:40 pm
Holden
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Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2019, 11:57:55 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grape_varieties
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 14, 2019, 06:44:31 pm
tuberculosis
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Post by: Yavuz on February 16, 2019, 01:26:34 pm
https://www.zdnet.com/article/chinese-company-leaves-muslim-tracking-facial-recognition-database-exposed-online/
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 17, 2019, 08:30:02 pm
http://garfeet.me
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 19, 2019, 04:01:20 pm
Throwing shade
https://www.clickhole.com/fighting-harassment-twitter-will-now-only-allow-users-1832469383?utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&fbclid=IwAR3OO7ez5k8JJ-CFC1FNUlTzKeF6q3bQZs0DZxrnmU-mU37vULvnIdnENeM
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 19, 2019, 11:26:38 pm
Please , what is ,, absolutely right ,, / Breton have been , yes or not , gay ? On the other hand , what reg. the avanguarde group , Tristan Tzara , Victor Brauner and all around Breton ?
Thank you , L
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Post by: Shell Game on February 19, 2019, 11:55:47 pm
6
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Post by: thelizzerd on February 22, 2019, 07:27:06 pm
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Post by: birdie on March 02, 2019, 10:41:20 pm
This paper examines via literature review the human factors affecting usage and adoption of knowledge management systems, particularly within the context of business organizations. Three distinct factors are identified: culture, control, and self-efficacy.
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Post by: Frank West on March 05, 2019, 05:01:58 pm
The blood. There was always so much. No matter how many times he went through this, he was somehow always surprised at just how much blood the human body could hold within it's frame. For all that he saw so much of it, he found he knew so little. Was the blood you were born with kept and reused, he wondered, or did the body replace it regularly? His job only took a few seconds of action, strange that it was enough for years, decades of effort to spill out all over the hardwood floor of the room he's chosen for his task. He lifted up his Bounty® Quick-Size Paper Towels, White, Family Rolls and got to work cleaning up a lifetime of effort.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 05, 2019, 06:09:01 pm
Formicola, Antonio
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on March 05, 2019, 08:45:44 pm
1100101 heisst ich liebe Dich
Ich möchte bei Dir sein
Die ganze Zeit füare immer zu zweit
Komm lass uns wie Binäre sein
1100101 die Binäre können niemals einsam sein
Das ist der Code zum Liebes-Mode
Komm programmier' mich ich bin Dein.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on March 12, 2019, 08:40:05 am
I'm sure those sections are just as well-written and interesting
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Post by: Shell Game on March 13, 2019, 06:41:41 pm
DIJON AND BOOTS LAUGH SIMILARLY!!!
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Post by: A Meat on March 19, 2019, 03:31:32 pm
https://www.skullsunlimited.com/products/real-giraffe-skeleton-articulated
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Post by: Frank West on March 23, 2019, 09:35:12 pm
Hope pokemon trainer don't say POG nasty
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 14, 2019, 12:51:38 am
i heard in the USSR you had to wait in line for days to eat your words, and when you finally got through the line they told you there were no words left: stalin had taken them all
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 15, 2019, 09:13:03 am
http://agotcitadel.boards.net/thread/2509/release-game-thrones-v1-9
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 23, 2019, 04:55:24 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wishbone_episodes
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Post by: Spooks on April 24, 2019, 01:18:52 pm
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on April 27, 2019, 04:51:19 am
 Vallée came out strongly against the idea of producing a second season: "There's no reason to make a season two. That was meant to be a one-time deal, and it's finishing in a way where it's for the audience to imagine what can happen. If we do a season two, we'll break that beautiful thing and spoil it".[45] Later, when the show garnered an array of critical accolades, he changed his mind: "It'd be great to reunite the team and to do it. Are we going to be able to do it, altogether? I wish."
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Post by: Shell Game on April 27, 2019, 09:48:46 am
Is this #justhorsegirlthings or #justthelastunicornthings?
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on April 27, 2019, 10:02:07 am
http://www.freedom2measure.org/
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Post by: Wrought on April 27, 2019, 10:10:00 am
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Post by: Frank West on April 27, 2019, 12:38:58 pm
As you are journeying around you will come across some hellevators (hellish elevators)
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Post by: Spooks on April 28, 2019, 05:45:12 am
cw: pediophobia // I love one doll dick :banana:
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Post by: Lemon on April 28, 2019, 01:46:48 pm
http://www.freedom2measure.org/
ClaraTinSoldier, April 27, 2019, 10:02:07 am

Sexist

The metric system has been almost wholly created and standardized by male scientists and bureaucrats. At the time, during which women were considerably less liberated than today, woman had virtually no say in the creation and, in many countries, the imposition of these units. Perhaps, if they had, the value of the practical units used in those tasks undertaken by woman at the time would have been recognized.Freedom2Measure

Liters are the patriarchy. Gallons are radfem.
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Post by: Darkly on April 28, 2019, 03:01:08 pm
open carrying my yardstick to own the libs
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on April 29, 2019, 07:03:43 pm
They're weaponising the whales. We're living Red Alert, baby. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-29/beluga-whale-found-with-harness-in-norway/11056658
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 01, 2019, 05:33:20 am
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/431d82feab1b8f6a3d2d6dc143e5110b/tumblr_pp38oqxD5O1uquwc5o1_540.jpg)
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Post by: Hux on May 03, 2019, 02:22:54 am
https://vampfangs.com/shop/small-custom-fit-professional-werewolf-fangs-by-scarecrow/

cosplay.
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Post by: Spooks on May 03, 2019, 04:13:01 pm
A child's skull is thin and elastic; it will bear blows which would be fatal later on in life.
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Post by: Spooks on May 04, 2019, 01:16:18 pm
White and Jewish rapper Lil Dicky has had a tough relationship with the N-word.TVTropes
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Post by: Hux on May 24, 2019, 02:11:18 pm
Boltmon

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/digimon/images/f/fd/Boltmon_b.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100702063412)

i'm playing digimon.
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 28, 2019, 09:00:19 pm
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/9/11
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Post by: Shell Game on May 29, 2019, 12:06:21 am
"tickle that tummy" was one of the most popular ECW chants
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 31, 2019, 09:08:46 pm
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/9/11
chai tea latte, May 28, 2019, 09:00:19 pm

Eventually, a riot broke up there between both fractions, the police and Commander Steve Rogers, accompanied by Sharon Carter. The riot was so violent that Rogers investigated if there was any supervillain behind it, however, he didn't found anything.
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Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2019, 05:30:32 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_by_blade_weapons
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on June 02, 2019, 07:42:53 am
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Post by: Shell Game on June 02, 2019, 08:21:07 am
 the horny guys taking the pretty ladies for monster cock rides
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Post by: Spooks on June 04, 2019, 11:54:57 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shagnasty_Island
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 04, 2019, 03:19:41 pm
There once was a girl from Purdue
Who kept a young cat in a pew
She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek
But it never got farther than µ
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg/800px-Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg)
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Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 04, 2019, 04:21:47 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg/800px-Ruou_thuoc_1.jpg)
Bobguinary Novel, June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm

Hey, Vietnamese gift shop!
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Post by: A Meat on June 13, 2019, 04:32:06 am
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/your-management-style-slytherin-gryffindor-chester-elton-elton
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 13, 2019, 05:01:43 am
https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1139069433790455808
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Post by: Sherman Tank on June 29, 2019, 06:08:40 pm
Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 29, 2019, 06:13:26 pm
https://www.sappohill.com
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2019, 09:24:21 pm
🇨🇦🇨🇦👏THATS👏RIGHT👏YOU👏🍁maPLe🍁💦CUM💦🍹guzzlers🍹you know what 🗓️day🗓️ it is. 💯52 years ago Sir John 🎓GradeA🐮Beef🍖 MacDonald 🕺showed🕺the👸Queen👑 his Dad🍆Dick👅👅👅💦💦 and 😏😏confederated this great🇨🇦NATION🇨🇦. Send this to 5 🏒puck🏒 👧sluts👧 and youre a 💀SkankyHarper💀 Forward this to 10 🐻beaverbitches🐻 and youre a 😣Sexy🔥🔥Trudeau😣. SEND THIS TO 20 🇨🇦PATRIOTIC🇨🇦 🐤LOONS🐤 AND YOURE TERRY 👀BIG👀 🍆COX🍆 👊POUNDING👊 YOUR WAY ACROSS THE 🇨🇦COUNTRY🇨🇦 WITH YOUR THIRD🍗LEG ON YOUR MARATHON OF COCK🍆🇨🇦
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Post by: Shell Game on July 02, 2019, 12:11:25 am
Myrtle Pines. She has a messenger bag with a butterfly stitched on it. She has a horse bookmark.
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Post by: Spooks on July 03, 2019, 01:49:19 pm
This revival has been confirmed in the 2010s with the rise of machine learning for facial recognition. For instance, researchers have claimed that it is possible to predict upper body strength and some personality traits (propensity to aggression) only by looking at the width of the face.[29] In 2017, a controversial study claimed that an algorithm could detect sexual orientation 'more accurately than humans' (in 81% of the tested cases for men and 71% for women). According to BBC News, "The work has been accused of being dangerous' and 'junk science'".[30] In early 2018, researchers, among them two specialists of AI working at Google (one of the two on face recognition), issued a reportedly contradicting study based on a survey of 8,000 Americans using Amazon's Mechanical Turk crowdsourcing platform. The survey yielded many traits helping to discriminate between gay and straight respondents with a series of yes/no questions. These traits had actually less to do with morphology than with grooming, presentation, and lifestyle (makeup, facial hair, glasses, selfie angle, etc.).[31] For more information of this sexual orientation issue in general, see Gaydar.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 03, 2019, 06:06:08 pm
https://www.amazon.com/Hillbilly-Writin-Russian-Watch-Version-ebook/dp/B07G9T4Z73/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=nellie+cake&qid=1562195049&s=digital-text&sr=1-2
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on July 03, 2019, 09:39:10 pm
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-lKRA3WwAMCQ8c.jpg
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Post by: Shell Game on July 05, 2019, 05:55:40 pm
Lemon pig fantasies
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 05, 2019, 05:56:13 pm

It's even simpler and stupider than that, even

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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 06, 2019, 01:14:05 am
it's a procedural
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 06, 2019, 01:35:53 pm
Item #: SCP 420-69 "Elon"

Object Class: Stupid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 420-69 is to be placed in a 3x3x3 meter Faraday cage isolation chamber at all times. No personnel with implanted electromagnetic devices are to be permitted entry into the space under any circumstances. Any D-class personnel found to have done so are to be terminated immediately. SCP 420-69's hands are to be encased in sensory deprivation gloves, commonly known as boxing gloves, to prevent any attempt at escape, electronic access, or Tweet decks.

Description: SCP 420-69 takes the form of a mid-forties, white South African male. It is currently unknown if this is SCP 420-69's true form as all blood, hair, skin, and tissue test results are consistent with those done on bags of trash. SCP 420-69 was found ranting about "memes" and the "meme revolution of Tesla" in relation to "grahams", a well known kind of sugar cracker. While largely harmless when isolated, SCP 420-69 was taken when agents discovered that SCP 420-69 has a deleterious effect on the intellect of the people around him, frequently labeled "bazingas" by detractors.

Addendum 003-01: SCP 420-69's designation was self-requested. Upon this request, SCP-420-69 fell into a paroxysm of laughter for 23 hours, 27 minutes and 41 seconds until Agent REDACTED tased him. SCP 420-69 shouted "Don't taze me, bro!" before passing out from laughter induced oxygen deprivation.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 06, 2019, 05:24:26 pm
https://twitter.com/razorgrrrl/status/1147625010913337346
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Post by: Shell Game on July 07, 2019, 12:41:22 am
gestalt nutsack
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 07, 2019, 04:59:33 pm
Multituberculates
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 09, 2019, 01:17:57 am
 (In reality, Shakespeare lived in England, and wrote in English, not Klingon.)[citation needed]
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 09, 2019, 02:15:03 am
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 10, 2019, 04:33:28 am
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pqsy7V0wphI/hqdefault.jpg
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Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2019, 09:08:34 am
Pelippers have good memories!
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Post by: Wrought on July 10, 2019, 10:54:37 am
After years I finally found a role model (Peter Hitchens), it turns out, after being a veganarchist, I’m a pessimist and have been this pessimistic for years. Life is a life of pain, and I’ve come to expect people to think what I don’t want them to think. My diet’s going good and I feel stupid with all who think I’m crazy, and I need respect for my full-on brains, I haven’t done anything different.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 10, 2019, 05:38:32 pm
https://twitter.com/ravenbones_/status/1149057350155657216?s=20
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 11, 2019, 09:23:51 am
https://twitter.com/SJ_Watson/status/1148563546890035200
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Post by: beelzeboob on July 11, 2019, 09:33:42 am
A reminder and introduction to newcomers about the #DARKCEL core belief system. 

We are not ''incel'', we are the next evolution and solution to the inceldom, and mankind in general, we represent the next paradigm shift in thinking, we are the true enlightened. We are none of those cookie cutter right-wing, left-wing, centrist ideologies, we are beyond such childish concepts. 

To be Darkcel, is to know that there is no light in the Tunnel of Life, there is only darkness. and as Darkcels, we tame the darkness, and forge our own destiny among the endless nothingness, we create a future, we, are architects of destiny itself.
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Post by: Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) on July 11, 2019, 12:07:50 pm
https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Fidel_Castro
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Post by: Shell Game on July 11, 2019, 12:09:18 pm
Even with your body, always monster cockyze through a lens of material conditions!
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2019, 01:00:19 am
Night of the Lepus
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 16, 2019, 04:33:19 pm
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5606545/xandermartin98
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Post by: Hux on July 16, 2019, 04:39:31 pm
20f 5’10” |SW:230|CW:175|GW:160|
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 16, 2019, 11:48:48 pm
good bad literature
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on July 20, 2019, 12:12:29 am
 due to the fact that the word "Dick" is both a short form of Richard and a slang term for penis.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 20, 2019, 07:42:44 am
bellissima
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Post by: Spooks on July 29, 2019, 01:00:51 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_Mexican_hat_wavelet
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Post by: MasterOfHope on July 29, 2019, 06:41:21 pm
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Post by: A Meat on August 11, 2019, 06:43:33 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427508122198736917/610072150019276805/unknown.png)
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Post by: Sherman Tank on August 12, 2019, 08:38:00 pm
https://i.imgur.com/jBbduEo.jpg
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Post by: Spooks on September 05, 2019, 06:37:45 pm
Some special educators are also
wary of neuroscience because they
associate it (understandably but not
correctly) with the “brain based”
education of the 1960s and 1970s. At
that time, the promoters of the
“Doman-Delacato treatment of
neurologically handicapped children”
(Doman, Spitz, Zucman, Delacato, &
Doman, 1960) said that reading
difficulties were caused by brain
damage that could be reversed with
activities such as crawling, breathing
through masks, and doing somersaults.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 05, 2019, 07:45:39 pm
let us adore you (reprise)
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 06, 2019, 09:44:30 pm
Should you become very attached to Rex, there is a chance to go on the hunt for a younger brain for him, with three different options being available.One of those brains comes from Violetta's guard dog, Fiends. It is very difficult to get (an entire fort needs to be destroyed in order to do so), but it does make Rex far quicker in battles if you can.
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Post by: Oats on September 13, 2019, 11:42:53 am
https://lsc.wisc.edu/facstaff/powers-professor-emeritus-deceased-richard/
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Post by: Shell Game on September 13, 2019, 12:01:03 pm
Bee yourself! beemoji
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Post by: Hux on September 19, 2019, 03:18:42 pm
vivillon is meadow, maravol is aggro
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 19, 2019, 11:02:26 pm
emperor's new groove
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 20, 2019, 03:14:37 am
https://twitter.com/heofonkoppe/status/1174872980641501185?s=21
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Post by: Oats on September 20, 2019, 09:24:24 am
https://www.tinymixtapes.com/mixtape/mixtape-girl-who-likes-trashy-pop-and-boy-who-likes-whale-sounds
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Post by: Spooks on September 20, 2019, 03:49:02 pm
https://www.tinymixtapes.com/mixtape/mixtape-girl-who-likes-trashy-pop-and-boy-who-likes-whale-sounds
Oats, September 20, 2019, 09:24:24 am

Compiled by that really annoying Dishonored fanblog the Tumblr radar keeps recommending you.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 21, 2019, 10:16:16 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orobanche
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on September 27, 2019, 09:05:09 am
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Bunsen_and_Beaker%27s_relationship (https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Bunsen_and_Beaker%27s_relationship)
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on September 27, 2019, 12:27:28 pm
https://www.reddit.com/r/medievaldoctor/
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on September 28, 2019, 09:52:59 pm
(NSFW for size)
NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: cat_examiner on September 28, 2019, 11:10:07 pm
https://books.google.com/books?id=18TdV0tkTJAC&pg=PA1&lpg=PA1&dq=Tactical+magick&source=bl&ots=LdZOisKARp&sig=ACfU3U39CE5p2NlGJfhg9yozl6XOBoA0Fw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiT67zthfXkAhWxneAKHcniBRIQ6AEwCXoECGoQAQ#v=onepage&q=Tactical%20magick&f=false
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Post by: Shell Game on October 05, 2019, 02:01:48 pm
i can't really pick a favorite ridiculist because like... well how can you? but a favorite reader? probably Isfahan
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Post by: ikaribattousai on October 10, 2019, 04:35:40 pm
https://www.theverge.com/2016/12/27/14088760/vera-rubin-scientist-obituary-dark-matter-physics