I learned that there's an API and community for creating and implementing achievements in games too old to have any.

Why am I posting it here? Well, on Github one of its components is named rcheevos. Also I learned about it thanks to these changelog notes:

I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.

That furry game is really just adult Mystery Date.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Date_(game)
Shell Game, July 31, 2017, 03:26:07 pm

I was thinking Mystery Date but I think it's actually a direct ripoff of this Sweet Valley High board game (https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/6563/sweet-valley-high) I had when I was a kid. You need to pick a partner and collect what you need for your date (but instead of fetishes and sex toys, it's an outfit, props, and a teacher chaperone to go on the date with you. Same difference.) It lacks the randomness factor you get in Mystery Date, and the only thing they changed was that when you get a date in SVH you get to stop playing, but for Furpile I guess you just keep going until you're too horny.

(Sometimes listening to a podcast to go to sleep is a bad idea, when you're a real gamer with real gamer knowledge.)

I apologize for how long this is. It is VERY dumb.

Wipeout looks pretty easy. I'd do it but I don't want to make the course designers look bad