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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
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Post by: Carbon on April 19, 2016, 10:42:47 pm
Today I thought I might start doing cardio. Then I thought I'd wait til it warmed up outside and jump rope. I did not check the forecast to see when it would warm up. I do not own a jump rope.
I can't puzzle out beer and eggs either. Maybe he's gonna get a bunch of ladies intoxicated and take advantage of them, then make them omelettes in the morning.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on April 19, 2016, 11:53:38 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
montrith, April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm

(http://formalsweatpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/SmallTalk2.jpg)
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 19, 2016, 11:56:11 pm
I really, really, really love crab cakes.
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Post by: montrith on April 20, 2016, 04:48:20 am
Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2016, 05:56:17 am
I wonder how the dead spider in my sink lost two of its legs prior to dying
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Post by: goombapolice on April 20, 2016, 08:11:32 am
Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me
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Post by: A Meat on April 20, 2016, 08:37:11 am
Vacations seem like such an alien and weird thing to me
goombapolice, April 20, 2016, 08:11:32 am
Vacations are those periods where you don't meet with anybody and spend all your time at home doing things by yourself while all the others go somewhere else, right?
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 20, 2016, 03:00:39 pm
Seal nipples are bigger than I thought they would be.
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Post by: jack chick on April 20, 2016, 03:02:29 pm
i have good, cool friends and that makes me fucking angry.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 20, 2016, 04:21:06 pm
Sometimes I cheer myself up by thinking about all the good things people have said about me. Then I realize how narcissistic that is and it makes me depressed.
montrith, April 20, 2016, 04:48:20 am

We all need a reminder sometimes and external validation is A Thing. [heart]

Why do people sing covers of vocaloid songs?  You don't sound like a robot, you're a person with a lousy singing voice!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 20, 2016, 10:17:05 pm
I once met a black girl with a really short winter coat and thoughtlessly commented "Well, I can tell you're not from Finland!". Only after I said it I realized she probably gave those words a whole different interpretation than I had meant. I wanted to run after her and shout "Your coat! It's because you have a short coat and everyone here wears long ones! I'm not a racist I swear!!".
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 21, 2016, 02:59:38 am
Donald Trump sometimes looks like a poorly drawn chicken nugget gijinka
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Post by: Gyro on April 21, 2016, 08:33:05 am
What if: A history-themed restaurant that serves Saladin Salad and Hapsburg-ers?
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
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Post by: Chupasaurus-Rex on April 21, 2016, 11:48:35 am
Sometimes I wish that the world would suddenly be plagued by dragons, simply so I could drop everything and go on an epic quest. Cause then it would be more socially acceptable to sing "Kill the Dwagon" like Elmer Fudd does about Wabbits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 21, 2016, 11:50:07 am
I once met a black girl with a really short winter coat and thoughtlessly commented "Well, I can tell you're not from Finland!". Only after I said it I realized she probably gave those words a whole different interpretation than I had meant. I wanted to run after her and shout "Your coat! It's because you have a short coat and everyone here wears long ones! I'm not a racist I swear!!".
montrith, April 20, 2016, 10:17:05 pm

But that wouldn't be respecting the traditional Finnish hectare of personal space!
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Post by: montrith on April 22, 2016, 02:14:43 am
Every morning I think up excuses for not showing up at work. I never use them because I can't deal with the guilt.

But sometimes I take a break and play Candy Crush. Then I feel guilty again when I get called a hard worker.
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 22, 2016, 03:03:07 am
I always kinda figured your job was looking up deranged, godawful shit on google. 

I think you've earned that Candy Crush break, baby.  Maybe take the week off, even.
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on April 23, 2016, 12:56:07 pm
Waking up after a night of good sleep is disappointing. I could've done something better with a few of those hours.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 24, 2016, 06:15:28 pm
Since AgentCoop's avatar is of Gyro Zeppeli, Gyro needs to change his avatar to Dale Cooper.
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 24, 2016, 06:37:23 pm
Since AgentCoop's avatar is of Gyro Zeppeli, Gyro needs to change his avatar to Dale Cooper.
LancashireMcGee, April 24, 2016, 06:15:28 pm
After finally figuring out that this wasn't some advanced usage of the 'you' function, I have decided that I am all for it
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Post by: Isfahan on April 24, 2016, 08:21:19 pm
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Busk!
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Post by: Bodark on April 24, 2016, 08:47:56 pm
HELLO, MY HONEY,
HELLO, MY BABY,
HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
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Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2016, 09:58:39 pm
Why are there two substantial systems of color-coding rarity of items in games nowadays? It seems to me like it's either White<Blue<Yellow<(purple sometimes?)<Orange or White<Green<Blue<Purple<(pink sometimes?)<Ochre
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 24, 2016, 10:13:19 pm
There should be a light-hearted super sentai show called The Adventures of Power Priest and Robo Rabbi, especially if religion is not mentioned even once in any episode.
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Post by: Runic on April 24, 2016, 10:55:27 pm
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
Cleretic, April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
The GPA version of FFVI.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 24, 2016, 11:30:34 pm
I've been humming that stupid forest theme from Alex Kidd for days now and I have no idea why.

Somebody kill me please.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 25, 2016, 12:18:53 am
It's not as fun as I thought to ask what battle theme you transition into if you start humming the classic Final Fantasy bassline.

For me it's the GBA version of the FFI one. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_vsiRZmpY)
Cleretic, April 24, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
For some reason it's the FFIII DS one? Probably since it's the easiest to whistle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on April 25, 2016, 08:10:36 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Busk!
Isfahan, April 24, 2016, 08:21:19 pm

NO we do NOT take these instruments outside what is this a POPS CONCERT
in all seriousness I don't even know how to play anymore and I hate buskers.  I kinda want to sell it to a student for $$$$.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on April 25, 2016, 08:21:33 am
I finally have a smartphone, so now I can shitpost on the go!
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Post by: Gyro on April 25, 2016, 08:46:50 pm
Pizza on Earth, and good will to men.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
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Post by: Caroline on April 26, 2016, 02:51:37 am
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
montrith, April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm

Not sure why, but he sounds like a character in a children's book.
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Post by: Psammetichus on April 26, 2016, 09:45:57 am
So here's something I just realized. You know the whole misongynistic "Meninism" thing? I just found out that that word, "Meninism," is just a crappy rip-off of "Feminism." For the longest time, I thought they were patterning their name on "Leninism," i.e. Marxism-Leninism. It's only a single letter difference!



Pear Dude reminds me of everyones' favorite anime trope. (http://i.imgur.com/QUh0jOQ.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2016, 09:59:02 am
You could probably film a Fallout movie in Detroit without making any sets
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Post by: Maxine Headroom on April 26, 2016, 10:45:53 am
You could probably film a Fallout movie in Detroit without making any sets
A Meat, April 26, 2016, 09:59:02 am
Gentrification's started downtown and in Midtown, but yeah, a lot of the city will be in bad shape for quite a while.

(A Korean pop group filmed a music video in Detroit a few years ago to get that edgy post-apocalyptic feel for cheap -- and then cast all the black extras as rioters or criminals, and talked in interviews about how ~scary~ it was, because of course they would. Sigh.)
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Post by: A Meat on April 26, 2016, 11:22:30 am
Yeah, I watched some documentaries about the decay of the automotive industry in the US and Detroit just has a huge area and not enough people to fill it anymore so there's bound to be tons of abandoned shit
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Post by: jack chick on April 26, 2016, 03:39:07 pm
Of all the people I meet during the day, none interests me as much as Pear Dude. He's this guy, about 60 or so I'd guess, who leaves the train on the same station I board it every morning. He always wears a red beret and scarf and a long, black leather coat, and every time he steps out of the train he has what appears to be an entire pear in his mouth. He's always in a hurry and half runs wherever he's going.

Where's he going? What does he do? Why doesn't he eat breakfast at home? These are the things that interest me.
montrith, April 25, 2016, 10:25:19 pm

you should go ask him a lot of questions while he has the pear in his mouth. purely to make him as uncomfortable as possible.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 26, 2016, 04:00:27 pm
Yeah, I watched some documentaries about the decay of the automotive industry in the US and Detroit just has a huge area and not enough people to fill it anymore so there's bound to be tons of abandoned shit
A Meat, April 26, 2016, 11:22:30 am

It's not all that bad.  I don't live there, but I've visited plenty of times.  A lot of rust belt cities in the US (Detroit, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Cincinnati, east/east-midwestern steel towns) are attracting millennials and new companies in droves because of their dirt-cheap cost of living and real estate.  As a lifelong denizen of the rust belt, I kind of love it here, even though I felt a strong urge to leave up until I got a job in the opposite corner of the state from which I grew up.  I also feel a fierce pride in the region, despite having little to defend.  I know a lot of other people from the area feel the same way.

It's really cute seeing my friends from other parts of the country (especially, like, California) settle down in the rust belt and absolutely love it and never want to leave.  My friends were recently charmed by an arcade in Pittsburgh called "Games 'n 'at" which, at 5 PM, dismissed all children and started carding everyone.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on April 27, 2016, 09:28:18 am
It is totally possible to cut your hands and lips on bread crust, provided the crust is on one of Pearl Bakery's excellent french baugettes. Ow/yum.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 27, 2016, 12:14:37 pm
Nif's rules for life:
#0001
It is completely acceptable to ignore any and all Left Turn Only signs, but only if you make a sound like Curly from the Three Stooges when you turn successfully.
Source: Nif's Dad.
Revised: 4/27/16
Notes: WOOOOOOOOOWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 27, 2016, 02:59:57 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"legbeard" is the closest I've heard
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 27, 2016, 03:06:58 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"A nightmare." That may just be my personal experience. Also, that isn't gender specific.
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Post by: Carbon on April 27, 2016, 04:18:25 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

You could call them girls rather than women. Is that too much? There's not really any "haha he said legbeard" element to take the edge off. You be the judge.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm
"A nightmare." That may just be my personal experience. Also, that isn't gender specific.
achillesheelies, April 27, 2016, 03:06:58 pm
That they are, but "nightmare" is a pretty broad term. I guess I'm not really looking for something gender specific, but it would be nice if there was a blanket shorthand term for a person who has failed to develop socially beyond their childhood/teenage years.

The person who inspired this conversation is someone I used to be in a board game group with that I have mostly ignored in my Facebook feed for years. She recently moved to southern California and bought an annual passport for Disneyland. Now I see things like this on a regular basis:
(http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/womanchild.jpg)
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Post by: Caroline on April 28, 2016, 02:56:31 am
Sometimes I wonder how Gary and Linda are doing.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
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Post by: montrith on April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

I usually just go with "lokiwives". Female nerdassery tends to take somewhat different forms from male nerdassery in my experience.

Update on Pear Dude: Today he had his coat open and I saw that he was also wearing a red turtleneck with mustard colored pants. Pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 28, 2016, 09:45:51 am
Is there a female equivalent for "manchild"? "Womanchild" just doesn't have the same ring to it and I've found myself searching for the right word a couple times while describing women that are still obsessed with Disney and Hello Kitty well into adulthood.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 02:55:18 pm

I usually just go with "lokiwives". Female nerdassery tends to take somewhat different forms from male nerdassery in my experience.

Update on Pear Dude: Today he had his coat open and I saw that he was also wearing a red turtleneck with mustard colored pants. Pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
montrith, April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am
please regularly update us on Pear Dude, tia!
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on April 28, 2016, 08:54:32 pm
One of my go-to movies for background noise when I work is the Dawn of the Dead remake. I'm not really sure why that is. It's not that it's my favorite movie, or that it even does anything particularly great... well other than the effects, which doesn't account for much if I'm not looking at it. Maybe it's the lack of hope in the story that makes it useful for this purpose. It's hard to say.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on April 29, 2016, 09:12:19 am
Here is an artists' rendering of Pear Dude. I gave him a nice name befitting of a Pear Dude.
(http://i.imgur.com/7rD2uPI.jpg?1)
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Post by: A Meat on April 29, 2016, 10:46:12 am
Toenails are stupid, evolution should have found a way to get rid of them by now
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Post by: LINDA on April 29, 2016, 03:20:29 pm
pear was mostly eaten by the time he got off.
montrith, April 28, 2016, 09:04:20 am

Reading this without context was a bad idea
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Post by: montrith on April 29, 2016, 03:46:19 pm
That's actually pretty spot on, all he needs is a neat little mustache and beard.
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Post by: LINDA on May 02, 2016, 10:08:06 am
The person who inspired this conversation is someone I used to be in a board game group with that I have mostly ignored in my Facebook feed for years. She recently moved to southern California and bought an annual passport for Disneyland. Now I see things like this on a regular basis:
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

I live a quick drive from disneyland and this kind of thing is WAY too common here to hold it against any particular person. A good deal of men also do this, or at least invest a lot of time and money in visiting disney & other parks several times a year. At least once a year several senior male employees at my workplace take a day off to go to universal

In short: I have seen worse.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2016, 12:16:38 pm
Today I went to McDonald's for the first time in a long while, and I asked for a medium portion of fries, and got a confused cashier. She explained, the sizes you can get are 'normal', 'large' and 'huge', creating a weird dilemma, where the medium size is actually large and what would be a medium sized portion is the smallest one you can get.

For some reason I've been thinking about this for too long
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Post by: Zekka on May 02, 2016, 12:22:49 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am

A lot of that stuff comes from injokes involving my ex. Here's a link to something very similar I created a long time ago for her birthday (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7567446/important_media/dendi.exe). It's less coherent and more memey so I'm not super proud of it.

(fyi, the command to open a file is `type` -- not `cat` -- I don't remember why I did that.)
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Post by: Cleretic on May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
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Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2016, 02:10:00 am
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
Cleretic, May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am

As someone whose name is spelled incorrectly all the time, the answer is a resounding no. You gotta correct them if you want it right. an 'm' in my last name is changed to an 'n' like half of the time, and they never notice it unless I say something.

No to mention names being mispronounced, that's inevitable.

Speaking of last names, people on both sides of my family spell their last names in varying ways in English, creating unnecessary confusion. Anglicizing slavic last names can be tough, but be consistent please.
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Post by: Nifty Nif on May 03, 2016, 02:01:53 pm
Apparently at some point in my referral to a neurosurgeon here in Melbourne, my last name got misspelled with an N instead of an R. At this point I'm not sure how to correct it, or even if it's worth the trouble to, since while it's spread among three different systems it's all internally consistent, and I might be changing my name in a year or two anyway.

There's also sort of a silent question of how long it's going to go. Every time I have to deal with any of the people who have my name misspelled, I show one or two pieces of ID that clearly have my name spelled correctly.  Eventually someone's going to notice that the name in their system is wrong, right?
Cleretic, May 03, 2016, 01:58:48 am

Heck no they won't!  You gotta cross it off on their sheet, make a big deal out of it, and stand over them while you watch them correct it.  My bf is a "two first names" kind of guy (second one I've dated, coincidentally, something about these east-coast prep-school types), in that he has a last name that sounds like a first name, so his names get swapped on medical records constantly.  It doesn't get fixed unless you make a thing about it.
(The first guy I dated with two first names has 'em perma-backwards on his info that's tied to his DCI number, so every time he goes to play MtG his name gets called backwards.  Ha ha.  Fuck that guy.)


I'm wearing this trendy skirt that's got a space print on it.  Now that I'm looking even closer at it, it has SPACE KITTIES and SPACE UNICORNS on it.  Life is good.
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Post by: montrith on May 03, 2016, 04:53:06 pm
Today in the news: "Angel found in Indonesia turns out to be a blow-up sexdoll"
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 04, 2016, 03:02:59 am
A man who's been a sitcom punchline for my entire life is now one of the major parties' candidates for president. What the shit is happening.
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Post by: Cleretic on May 04, 2016, 03:31:17 am
A man who's been a sitcom punchline for my entire life is now one of the major parties' candidates for president. What the shit is happening.
Not Always Sherman Tank, May 04, 2016, 03:02:59 am
On the upside, it's the last dying throes of a party that has no principles left but bigotry and hatred. Trump winning the primaries isn't so much a victory for him as it is just proof that nobody left in the Republican party has any fucking clue how to be appealing to voters or how to effectively debate other people.

The downside is that as shitty as Trump is at this, he can still theoretically win. Ball's in your court, America: don't fuck this up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on May 04, 2016, 04:10:46 am
Today I walked out to my yard to see a woodpecker landing on a concrete utility pole. He spent the next 3 minutes circling on it, enthusiastically pecking the concrete for insects. I think halfway through he realized what an idiot he was, but still kept up the show for a while longer not to lose face in front of me. He appeared disinterested and flew away at last. Sure woodpecker, sure. I saw what you did. You moron.
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on May 04, 2016, 06:15:00 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
Nifty Nif, April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am

My wife's aunt, whose last name is Snowwhite (no shit) goes to Disney World like 2-3 times a year.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 04, 2016, 11:20:39 am
annual passport for Disneyland.
Digital Walnut, April 27, 2016, 11:56:17 pm

As a WDW geek, I don't understand why someone would do this.  Wouldn't you get bored?  There's like, nothing to do there.
Gosh, I really love Disney World.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg)
Nifty Nif, April 28, 2016, 08:42:14 am

My wife's aunt, whose last name is Snowwhite (no shit) goes to Disney World like 2-3 times a year.
Turkeyvolumeguessing, May 04, 2016, 06:15:00 am

That is the fucking bomb.  My parents, instead of empty nesting, are doing that now, but they're starting to go on Disney Cruises and doing the Food and Wine week thing rather than the 8-day see-every-park-twice family vacation experience.

The last time I went, I tried to do a Magic Kingdom one-day itinerary.  Not one that is optimized for the best experience, but one that is optimized so you have the best chance of seeing everything, literally everything, in the park in one full day, from opening ceremonies to fireworks.  At the time, this was 60ish attractions.  A few were closed, so I think I had 50-some to work with.  I got through 38 rides and attractions in 12 hours before ragequitting.  I could have kept going because the park hadn't closed yet, but I was toast.  I didn't take breaks for food, and I intentionally skipped "It's a Small World" because I knew I couldn't 100% complete it anyway.  It was a harrowing day, but I also got to see attractions that I hadn't seen since my first visit in 1996.  I will probably try again someday.

Park itinerary optimization is also a super interesting problem to tinker with if you like theme parks!
I have recurring dreams about theme parks and have had them since my youth.  I wonder what it means?  Probably that I like theme parks.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Isfahan on May 04, 2016, 05:43:27 pm
The downside is that as shitty as Trump is at this, he can still theoretically win. Ball's in your court, America: don't fuck this up.Cleretic, May 04, 2016, 03:31:17 am

If it makes you feel any better, one of the major reasons establishment Republicans have been rallying against Trump is because they know that he has absolutely no appeal amongst undecided and swing voters. In essence, a primary-election victory for Trump is a general-election victory for the Democratic candidate, whoever that may be, and the Republican old guard knows it.

In a twist of irony, one of the reasons Republicans grew so complacent post-2000 election is because their core voting bloc of angry old white people is not only firmly loyal to them but also has historically high voting turnout. Now, that same bloc's loyalty is being used against them, because as big as it is, it's not big enough to singlehandedly give the win to a blowhard gaffe machine who pointedly alienates anybody he's not directly pandering to.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 04, 2016, 05:54:55 pm
"What Am I Gonna Do With All These Assholes?" would be the perfect title for two very different books.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: eldritchhat on May 04, 2016, 06:53:30 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I've noticed that it's the shittist (popular) lets players that are the hottest, and the better they get, the more 'meh' looking they are.

Except, of course, for this beautiful angel:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/619fa420a0fc00edb9118798701fd478/tumblr_inline_nwwg8q7ubO1r2rg90_500.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on May 04, 2016, 06:54:04 pm
"What Am I Gonna Do With All These Assholes?" would be the perfect title for two very different books.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 04, 2016, 05:54:55 pm

One's about rude employees and the other one's about a herd of scared donkeys making off so fast they leave cartoon, ass-shaped holes in your walls, threatening the structural stability of your house? I've got it right, correct?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on May 04, 2016, 07:36:07 pm
I looked up this Dendi fellow from Zekka's storygame, found out he was a real guy and is "well known for his solo mid skills," and sat back in my chair and was... just really confused.
He's also really normiecute for a guy who spends a lot of time playing video games.  Also PewDiePie is, like, hot, if you're into surfer bros, which is really unacceptable for some asshole who makes millions of dollars by being on the internet.
Nifty Nif, May 02, 2016, 11:54:02 am
I've noticed that it's the shittist (popular) lets players that are the hottest, and the better they get, the more 'meh' looking they are.

Except, of course, for this beautiful angel:
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/619fa420a0fc00edb9118798701fd478/tumblr_inline_nwwg8q7ubO1r2rg90_500.jpg)
eldritchhat, May 04, 2016, 06:53:30 pm
Bless his Hank-The-Chog heart
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 04, 2016, 07:37:13 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
jack chick, May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm

Famous statistician Nate Silver has been dismissive of Donald Trump for more than a year, even as the campaign gained momentum, and he'd been proven wrong over and over. It's been pissing me off, but look, I was wrong, just like Nate. (http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republican-voters-decided-on-trump/)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 04, 2016, 08:07:38 pm
When will Nate Silver finally shut the fuck up and/or admit he's been more wrong than a person has ever been.

That gets no question mark because I already know the answer.
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

what
jack chick, May 04, 2016, 07:25:26 pm

Famous statistician Nate Silver has been dismissive of Donald Trump for more than a year, even as the campaign gained momentum, and he'd been proven wrong over and over. It's been pissing me off, but look, I was wrong, just like Nate. (http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republican-voters-decided-on-trump/)
Bodark, May 04, 2016, 07:37:13 pm

Don't get mad at somebody for not wanting to accept that they live in the universe where Donald Trump can be a serious contender for the single most powerful political office on the face of the planet. (http://www.theonion.com/article/will-be-end-trumps-campaign-says-increasingly-nerv-52002)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2016, 08:16:04 pm
Why are all the candidates left now so goddamn old? I'd say I'm kind of worried for their health, having such a stressful job at that age but Trump deserves no compassion
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on May 06, 2016, 12:45:47 pm
Today's St. George Day (according to the Orthodox Calendar), the day when we celebrate St. George slaying the dragon. How do dragon-kin feel about today? I don't know.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on May 06, 2016, 05:52:41 pm
Today's St. George Day (according to the Orthodox Calendar), the day when we celebrate St. George slaying the dragon. How do dragon-kin feel about today? I don't know.
Spooks, May 06, 2016, 12:45:47 pm

Oppressed? I'm guessing oppressed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on May 07, 2016, 03:36:46 pm
I wonder what the crossover is on people trying to find U.K. Subs videos, and people trying to find U.K. subs videos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 07, 2016, 03:46:46 pm
I want to get better at art but I'm both lazy and full of performance anxiety.

Fuck.

I'd like to cultivate a habit of just drawing a lot for fun (and I do doodle sometimes already, but usually just while I'm waiting for other things to happen so not much effort goes into it). Maybe I should put things like "have a more solid grasp of anatomy" on the back-burner and find my way back into actually drawing rather than just talking about drawing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on May 08, 2016, 07:53:56 pm
I want to get better at art but I'm both lazy and full of performance anxiety.

Fuck.

I'd like to cultivate a habit of just drawing a lot for fun (and I do doodle sometimes already, but usually just while I'm waiting for other things to happen so not much effort goes into it). Maybe I should put things like "have a more solid grasp of anatomy" on the back-burner and find my way back into actually drawing rather than just talking about drawing.
Gyro, May 07, 2016, 03:46:46 pm
colouring books are good for this b/c they're semi-structured but not daunting enough to be anxious about (there's always another page).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 09, 2016, 01:30:34 pm
I know I dream about cats, but do our cats ever dream of us?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 09, 2016, 01:41:12 pm
I know I dream about cats, but do our cats ever dream of us?
montrith, May 09, 2016, 01:30:34 pm

I think they do!  Or they dream about something...
We asked our vet why our cat seems to be such an active sleeper.  He twitches and makes noise often.  The vet said that he is just having a dream about something.  He's not an outdoor cat, so his options for dreaming are pretty limited.  He also snores, which is adorable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 09, 2016, 02:46:12 pm
'Luncheon' is a more formal word for the meal of lunch.

However, I always imagine it as Luncheon, the food-type Pokemon you evolve from an Eevee by exposing it to a lasagna stone.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 09, 2016, 06:34:29 pm
Nothing exasperates me in the same way that boring pornography exasperates me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on May 09, 2016, 10:04:53 pm
DONNERSTAG IS THURSDAY IN GERMAN
COGNATE WITH THURSDAY
THOR'S DAY
DONNERN MEANS THUNDER
DONNER AND BLITZEN THE REINDEER MEAN THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
TAKE THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION AND CONQUER YOUR FOES
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on May 11, 2016, 12:46:34 am
Today I watched a small child spill cheerios onto the floor of a public space and attempt to eat them.  He managed to get three in his mouth before his mother arrived on the scene and put a stop to it.

I said, "No, this going to be great for his microbiome."  I was about to tell her about the hygiene hypothesis, but then I realized that my opinion was about as welcome as a man knocking on your door to tell you about Jesus.

But I was rooting for that kid.  I really wanted him to get that fourth cheerio. 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 11, 2016, 01:45:18 am
I wonder how many of my tweets are just the word "fuck."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 11, 2016, 01:40:31 pm
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm
My perfectionism when it comes to getting dressed makes it hard to get to work on time in the morning and I still don't look good!
I have to plan outfits the night before and probably do my laundry or something.
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 08:41:16 am

I have one black pair of work pants I wear every working day and wash every Sunday. The zipper broke some time ago, so I just sew it shut and now I just hold my tummy every time I slip into them.
montrith, May 11, 2016, 01:40:31 pm

I actually have some black work slacks that I'm trying to get rid of.  Not sure if you're interested, but they're a US women's 8 (UK 12).  I could send them your way if you like!

I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: goombapolice on May 11, 2016, 03:35:46 pm
I wish people that are suffering could stop suffering and the people that make others suffer should suffer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on May 11, 2016, 04:31:50 pm
requisite metal link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJuO-SIW8Lk)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 13, 2016, 10:43:39 am
Nothing makes me feel quite so manly as doing easy, minor home repair things like fixing a toilet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 14, 2016, 10:37:16 pm
Why don't we make a Satanic version of this forum called Ba'alpit?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 15, 2016, 12:43:49 pm
Sometimes I think of bizarro versions of things, such as bizarro Square's First Reality series
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on May 15, 2016, 03:36:54 pm
I want to produce a video game porno parody called "This Ain't XXX-Come". The final scene would be a guy shooting a load into a girl's mouth at point blank range but missing completely even though she's only in half-bedcover.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on May 16, 2016, 09:41:54 am
I want a dog to hug.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LINDA on May 16, 2016, 10:10:56 am
I wonder how many of my tweets are just the word "fuck."
Bodark, May 11, 2016, 01:45:18 am

a lot of them
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 16, 2016, 11:40:38 am
Too many cities/neighborhoods in Israel have really dumb names when you think about what they mean, or when you try and translate them into English. My favorite of which is Bat Yam, which translates literally as "Sea Daughter", which is the Hebrew name for mermaid
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am
I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm

I might be interested in those wigs and wig-storage options!

Sudden realization: the downside to doing a "I don't x thing, goodbye!" joke on this forum is that posting that results in the thread always showing up in your "replies" thread list. So you may be saying goodbye, but you sure as hell ain't leaving. Welcome to the Hotel Ballp.it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 16, 2016, 02:28:20 pm
Sudden realization: the downside to doing a "I don't x thing, goodbye!" joke on this forum is that posting that results in the thread always showing up in your "replies" thread list. So you may be saying goodbye, but you sure as hell ain't leaving. Welcome to the Hotel Ballp.it.
Ashto, May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am

All of my thoughts are useful, goodbye!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 17, 2016, 05:20:49 am
I really hope Obama knows how to sing or play an instrument, so that when he leaves the White House he can start a band with Bill Clinton.

Get Geroge W. Bush to do the album art.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on May 19, 2016, 03:54:30 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Caroline, May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm

I have no idea, Estefanía.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on May 19, 2016, 04:37:44 pm
Why do people keep asking me if I'm Spanish?
Caroline, May 19, 2016, 12:59:31 pm

I have no idea, Estefanía.
Spooks, May 19, 2016, 03:54:30 pm

Actually, I think you'll find my name is Jeff.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: goombapolice on May 20, 2016, 05:52:08 pm
life is a constant nightmare
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on May 20, 2016, 05:55:37 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Completely unrelated, but is your custom title a reference to anything?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on May 20, 2016, 07:41:21 pm
Completely unrelated, but is your custom title a reference to anything?
Silent Liver Disease, May 20, 2016, 05:55:37 pm

no
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 21, 2016, 01:46:16 pm
I have so much crap in my house and I need to get rid of it.  Some of it is so weird that I don't know what I can do with it other than sell it on eBay (high-quality, completely unused wig wefts in exciting colors?!  Custom-printed fabric?), but I'd really like to consolidate.  Selling on eBay is stressful, though, because capricious buyers are terrifying and almost nobody leaves feedback.  Ballpit garage sale/swap meet thread?
Nifty Nif, May 11, 2016, 02:04:49 pm

I might be interested in those wigs and wig-storage options!
Ashto, May 16, 2016, 11:53:45 am

(http://i.imgur.com/vJ5d6QM.png)

tada!  All except the brown wig + ponytails on the far right are available.  I am unfortunately light on storage options. :( That is why some must go.  The wig in the bottom left corner I bought only because it was very on sale (being discontinued by manufacturer) and I was going to straighten it for a cheap halloween costume that never ended up happening.

here's something pointless: it's important to me, as an adult that's determined to be weird/~alternative~/insufferable/a horrible millennial, to also be responsible and have integrity and communicate my ideas well, and I don't know if I do these things all the time, but it's something I want to work on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on May 21, 2016, 05:10:38 pm
here's something pointless: it's important to me, as an adult that's determined to be weird/~alternative~/insufferable/a horrible millennial, to also be responsible and have integrity and communicate my ideas well, and I don't know if I do these things all the time, but it's something I want to work on.
Nifty Nif, May 21, 2016, 01:46:16 pm

Sometimes I try to write a post on Ballp.it and I give up and close the tab because I can't communicate my ideas well enough. The ones you see are me having given up on giving up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Positronic on May 21, 2016, 06:20:19 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Oh man, I can relate! I've actually had people start conversations with me because they hear me sneeze and can't believe that a tiny short girl sneezes like a loud dad.

And Nifty Nif! I can't really tell--is the wig in the second row to the far left light blonde or white? I'm looking for a short white wig, so if that's what color it is I could take it off your hands!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 21, 2016, 07:27:22 pm
Of all the things I could've inherited when my grandpa passed away, his sneezes were the thing I least expected and least wanted.

Bodark sneezes like a 70-year-old man.
Bodark, May 20, 2016, 01:39:45 pm

Oh man, I can relate! I've actually had people start conversations with me because they hear me sneeze and can't believe that a tiny short girl sneezes like a loud dad.

And Nifty Nif! I can't really tell--is the wig in the second row to the far left light blonde or white? I'm looking for a short white wig, so if that's what color it is I could take it off your hands!
Positronic, May 21, 2016, 06:20:19 pm


Far left is a true white! The ones on the right are varying shades of blonde. They're all from Arda except for the dirty blonde one center-bottom-right, which is from Epic cosplay and is on the thin side.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 22, 2016, 01:21:15 am
I feel like I've passed the point in my life when I could have acceptably had fun with my appearance and look, and I kind of regret not having gone through regrettable phases where that went too far. It was literally only this year that I started buying clothes that aren't 't-shirts and cargo pants'. I'm still working towards buying nicer and more expressive clothes, and dying my hair is gonna happen sometime soon too. Probably a nice red.


On a completely unrelated note: I hate Linkin Park's In The End. Not because it's a bad song--it's actually pretty good for the genre--but because it's so inherently laughable that it invalidates any and all complaints about the times when it doesn't even matter how hard you tried and how far you got.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on May 22, 2016, 05:41:15 pm
Whenever I hear an aussie or kiwi accent, I accidentally end up thinking in it for a while. No other accent seems to do it, but those ones just infest my brain.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 27, 2016, 06:04:29 pm
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm

Bleh!  Don't pay money for that.  You can probably walk inside the convention center for free, and they'll only check your badge if you decide to go into panels or the dealer's room.  Better yet, you can spectate from outside the convention center, where their noxious sweat will dissipate into the air.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2016, 03:04:04 am
Fanime is here.

Because San Jose wasn't awkward, visually unappealing, and nerdy enough.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 03:08:50 pm

If you ever see Jed York, would you kindly punch him in the mouth for me?
Jackalslapnasty's Sherman Tank, May 27, 2016, 03:21:24 pm

I have no intention of paying 40 bucks to go inside cosplay hell, as tempting as it is for the sheer masochism of it. They're just crawling all over the city, making it whiter and more anime.
Vinny Possum, May 27, 2016, 04:11:27 pm

Bleh!  Don't pay money for that.  You can probably walk inside the convention center for free, and they'll only check your badge if you decide to go into panels or the dealer's room.  Better yet, you can spectate from outside the convention center, where their noxious sweat will dissipate into the air.
Nifty Nif, May 27, 2016, 06:04:29 pm
I find nerd conventions to be a fun people-watching experience, and usually there's someone selling sci-fi and fantasy books so that's a plus, but if you have to pay to get in it's not worth it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on June 01, 2016, 08:51:43 am
I fell asleep with my podcasts app on and I had a weird dream where I was in the middle of a mall yelling "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UGH---well...YEAH" and having to apologize because I had been listening to the F Plus.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am
"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
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Post by: Carbon on June 01, 2016, 11:14:32 am
I fell asleep with my podcasts app on and I had a weird dream where I was in the middle of a mall yelling "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, UGH---well...YEAH" and having to apologize because I had been listening to the F Plus.
Nifty Nif, June 01, 2016, 08:51:43 am

It's normal to sometimes dream about being Kumquatxop. It can even be fun.

"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
QueenSyreen, June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am

I really like some Dragon Ball but there are so many subgenres it's hard to navigate. I can't stand the screamo stuff.
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Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2016, 11:59:31 am
"Can we consider Dragon Ball a genre? If so, it's in the Dragon Ball genre."
QueenSyreen, June 01, 2016, 08:51:57 am

I really like some Dragon Ball but there are so many subgenres it's hard to navigate. I can't stand the screamo stuff.
Carbon, June 01, 2016, 11:14:32 am

You missed the opportunity to make a Dragon Ballad joke. Now it's gone forever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm
Sometimes, when I'm bored, I invent fake superheroes with really terrible superpowers and I imagine how that would work out. Syndactyly woman (who can fuse and unfuse her fingers and toes) and Whistle Dog (a dog that can whistle somewhat competently) try to stop Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.
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Post by: Baldr on June 05, 2016, 05:59:56 pm
Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.A Meat, June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm

Just a particular set of Googly-eyes, or all Googly-eyes in existence?  Because the latter sounds workable if he was willing to put the time in.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 05, 2016, 06:30:15 pm
Googly-eye Man, who can see out of googly eyes.A Meat, June 05, 2016, 03:57:25 pm

Just a particular set of Googly-eyes, or all Googly-eyes in existence?  Because the latter sounds workable if he was willing to put the time in.
Healslime, June 05, 2016, 05:59:56 pm
any pair in the world, as long as he's currently wearing them

Also I love Whistle Dog <3<3<3 and my bulb is for him
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Post by: Gyro on June 06, 2016, 11:39:29 am
Umbral the Hegehog: King of all of the Satans, and you're wurst nightmare...

This is the ironic shitposting thread, right?
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Post by: Nifty Nif on June 07, 2016, 01:44:27 pm
While listening to the radio today...
Radio: ...a car bombing in Istanbul--
Me: --not Constantinople!
Me: (I need to think seriously about what I've just said)
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Post by: Cleretic on June 07, 2016, 06:52:02 pm
The office I work at is right next door to a kind of questionable investment group. The type that don't ever seem to do much of anything and you can't really tell how many people are working there, but most of the people you do see are just a bit too slick to be trustworthy.

They moved out yesterday, very abruptly; all their stuff just gone late that afternoon. It's probably completely innocent and they just moved offices, but with the stories my co-workers had about them it does feel weirdly shady, like we were just witnesses to some sort of organized crime setup packing up and vanishing into the night.

Mostly I just thought their secretary was cute, but now that they're gone there's a lot of 'now that I think about it' going on.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on June 08, 2016, 06:50:52 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Every time you open the gadget wheel it's just full of situationally useful stuff like Bat-Antidote and Shark Spray
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on June 08, 2016, 06:52:45 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

Though I think that both gritty and goofy have their place, I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where every time you punch a henchman, there's a trumpet sting and a big "BIFF" pops out of them.
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Every time you open the gadget wheel it's just full of situationally useful stuff like Bat-Antidote and Shark Spray
AgentCoop, June 08, 2016, 06:50:52 pm
This would've been such a good direction for Arkham Origins.
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Post by: jack chick on June 08, 2016, 11:21:40 pm
I reject Gritty Batman.  Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman.  Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense.  I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it.  It's not my thing.  Bring back Dingus Batman.  At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake.  He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose.  What is this?  What has this world come to?
Nifty Nif, June 08, 2016, 06:43:03 pm

I actually marathoned every episode of original batman once while I was doing an insane project for the insane catering company i worked for.

the utter descent into madness that show went to paired up nicely with my sleep deprivation.
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Post by: Spooks on June 09, 2016, 06:55:29 am
The internet says it's good to spread salt on your carpets and hardwood floors if you have fleas in your house. Apparently the salt dehydratates their tiny bodies and mummifies them.

I'm just wondering... if I use Himalayan salt will it still work? Wouldn't it just... completely improve their chi flow, remove all the toxins from their bodies and attune their chakras? Man, Himalayan salt can be a blessing, but it can also be a curse...



I really *really* want an Adam West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games
LancashireMcGee, June 08, 2016, 06:48:51 pm
Well I really want a Frank West version of the Rocksteady Arkham Asylum/City/Knight games, where Alfred dies of dehydration because Batman forgot to fill up his water bowl and every facial expression Batman makes has to be verbally pronounced.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on June 10, 2016, 02:14:27 am
Written/typed Russian looks like all capital letters, so I imagine the writer is screaming.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on June 10, 2016, 08:36:29 am
Written/typed Russian looks like all capital letters, so I imagine the writer is screaming.
Bodark, June 10, 2016, 02:14:27 am

Cursive Cyrillic script is pretty, but can be indistinguishable from the print version if that's all you're used to reading.  It does also sound nice if screamed, though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 12, 2016, 08:23:42 pm
"people make mistakes / but mistakes make people"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on June 13, 2016, 09:59:04 am
I'd pay good money to hear a Laibach cover of the Spongebob Squarepants theme.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on June 13, 2016, 01:48:53 pm
Someone left a trail of banana peels from the station to the Chinese restaurant nearest to us. One of the peels was carefully made to look like an actual banana and placed on a bench.

Why?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mango Tango on June 13, 2016, 02:38:39 pm
Sometimes when I go shopping I like to look at what the people in front of me me are buying and imagine what kind of party they're going to have. Another day there was this guy who bought 40 beers and two cartons of eggs.

I still haven't made up my mind about what kind of party that was.
montrith, April 19, 2016, 10:18:38 pm
Sounds like a good ol fashion booze and bake!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 13, 2016, 02:45:03 pm
Can I ask for a refund if a vending machine gave me the wrong thing? Has anybody ever attempted this? I mean, I know it's not worth the effort, but I feel like there has to be a story about someone getting the wrong candy bar from a machine and somehow getting it refunded or replaced
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 16, 2016, 02:11:02 pm
Homeopathy and flushing toilets?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on June 16, 2016, 03:19:27 pm
Homeopathy and flushing toilets?
A Meat, June 16, 2016, 02:11:02 pm

I heard it's a placeloo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on June 16, 2016, 03:26:18 pm
Can I ask for a refund if a vending machine gave me the wrong thing? Has anybody ever attempted this? I mean, I know it's not worth the effort, but I feel like there has to be a story about someone getting the wrong candy bar from a machine and somehow getting it refunded or replaced
A Meat, June 13, 2016, 02:45:03 pm

Depends on where it is. Usually if someone just goes to the building's front desk/wherever and asks politely, they can open up the machine and swap it out. It's such a little thing that it's not a big deal, especially if the place isn't very busy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on June 17, 2016, 05:56:11 pm
Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
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Post by: Carbon on June 17, 2016, 06:15:25 pm
Would it be wrong to make a funny, insightful post on ballpit, wait for people to bulb it, then edit the post so it looks like they bulbed something ridiculous or stupid?

Would it be hilarious?
LancashireMcGee, June 17, 2016, 05:56:11 pm

Yes to all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on June 20, 2016, 06:17:08 am
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on June 21, 2016, 02:22:00 pm
It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 21, 2016, 04:26:57 pm
It's finally a consistent 90+ degrees where I'm at, so now I can sit outside and listen to Double Nickles all day. Are there any other albums that you good folks on ballp.it enjoy more when it's warm out?
AgentCoop, June 21, 2016, 02:22:00 pm

Ritchie Blackmore's R-A-I-N-B-O-W, Among the Living, Blood Mountain, Fear of the Dark, Battle Hymns, and Metal on Metal come to mind.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 21, 2016, 05:44:13 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
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Post by: eldritchhat on June 21, 2016, 05:52:11 pm
I'm writing an SF novel and every once in a while I stop and think, 'oh, shit, if this ever gets published, someone's gonna make horrible porn of it.'
memorylikeasieve, June 20, 2016, 01:13:32 am

If you feel the need to prepare yourself for it, I could always make really terrible porn of it for you before it gets published.
Bodark, June 21, 2016, 05:39:08 pm

How great would it be if the book were to get published with an appendix of its own bad sexy fanfiction?
Carbon, June 21, 2016, 05:44:13 pm

Yeah, that's what George Orwell did for 1984, and let me tell you, it changes the entire context of that book.
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dawnswalker on June 21, 2016, 11:18:55 pm
If they don't have any Honey Mustard packets at McDonalds, is it okay to stop into Dairy Queen and pick up some Honey Mustard packets there on your way home?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
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Post by: Gyro on June 23, 2016, 10:33:33 am
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 23, 2016, 10:51:15 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on June 23, 2016, 11:04:57 am
Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food
A Meat, June 23, 2016, 10:51:15 am
Food landing flies are safe from swatting though, unless you're okay with swatting your food, which I am not. That would be smearing the ghosts of many dead flies on my food.
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Post by: LaserSeusan on June 23, 2016, 06:38:36 pm
Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
Gyro, June 23, 2016, 10:33:33 am

Same, though I tend to bulb ironically as of late.
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Post by: QueenSyreen on June 26, 2016, 03:45:17 pm
How do you bulb ironically? Is it like a sarcastic clap? But I can't tell if I receive a bulb ironically there's no signifier
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
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Post by: Frank West on June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
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Post by: chai tea latte on June 26, 2016, 05:55:19 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

same, imo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on June 26, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

i felt like someone was finally understanding and appreciating my genius! now i'm just sad. :/
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Post by: boooo566 on June 27, 2016, 05:45:16 am
I'm gonna go through and unironically bulb every one of your posts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on June 30, 2016, 01:16:57 am
Sometimes I like to tweet ideas for dumb rapper names that are funny to me (and usually only me) like Pizza Rolls Royce, Solo Bot Game, Spycee Punkin, etc. A few minutes ago I tweeted "My rapper name is Oh VERY Yung Chump" then switched tabs for a couple of minutes. I completely forgot about the tweet I had just made and when I looked back at twitter I laughed out loud because I was so caught off guard by how fucking stupid and terrible my twitter is
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am
Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on June 30, 2016, 01:18:19 pm
Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
LancashireMcGee, June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am

having just got my CSA box yesterday, that is 100% accurate.

THE FENNEL SHALL RISE AGAIN!
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Post by: Chaymie on June 30, 2016, 04:36:15 pm
Why don't they call testicles brovaries?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on July 01, 2016, 03:27:43 pm
Every time they play Uptown Funk on the radio I die a little more inside.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on July 01, 2016, 09:10:48 pm
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
NutshellGulag, July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm

why are you trying to buy donald trump's clothing line?
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on July 02, 2016, 03:19:32 am
If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
NutshellGulag, July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm

Because the fashion world is a horrible, horrible place.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 04, 2016, 02:50:23 am
I've noticed a number of similarities between the types of guys that are way too into cars and the types of guys that are into custom vape rigs. I'm now curious about how long it will be until there's a forum for guys who like to fuck their vape rigs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on July 05, 2016, 04:48:52 pm
There are people who think that @dril isn't a troll, and I don't know how to feel about that beyond "unsurprised."
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Post by: Chaymie on July 05, 2016, 10:03:53 pm
What makes it worse is that he and Degg are classic FYAD, a group whose top three tropes are Goku, Hitler, and GBS.
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 05, 2016, 11:39:19 pm
I really wouldn't say 'troll' but I think that's splitting hairs. Shitposter maybe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on July 06, 2016, 01:48:41 am
what
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Post by: A Meat on July 06, 2016, 02:26:19 am
@dril is a true American hero, he provides incisive commentary about the things that really matter
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Post by: Runic on July 06, 2016, 10:48:53 am
There are people who think that @dril isn't a troll, and I don't know how to feel about that beyond "unsurprised."
Bodark, July 05, 2016, 04:48:52 pm
I prefer to think of him as an artist.
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Post by: Carbon on July 12, 2016, 09:49:01 am
Is a victim of circumstance a casualty of causality?
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Post by: Cirr on July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
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Post by: A Meat on July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 15, 2016, 10:58:52 am
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
A Meat, July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am
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Post by: positive stress on July 15, 2016, 12:21:33 pm
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
placeholder name, July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am

I think they're usually trying to be funny and show that they're in on the joke. There was a lot of that when horse_ebooks was a thing
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Post by: Carbon on July 15, 2016, 08:03:00 pm
It is difficult to sit up straight and get any benefit from a backrest. It might be time for me to bin my desk chair and go for some form of backless seating arrangement.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 16, 2016, 12:59:21 am
I'm never sure if the people who respond to @dril think he's being serious or if they're also being ironic in their seemingly unironic replies.

What I'm saying is the prevalence of irony on the internet makes it a goddamn nightmare to understand anything anymore, so I feel more sympathy for people on Facebook taking the Onion at face value than I might have done five years ago.
placeholder name, July 15, 2016, 10:40:34 am

Irony on the internet is a game of being "in the know." Hints are usually about that signal to those looking for them. There is an argument to be made for humor, or a certain style of humor, to have some subtlety about it, some others achieve humor by trying to trick people. There becomes this culture of smugness about it though, in humor as well as politics and I've  become less comfortable with it as of late (http://http:/www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism/).

I suppose that you could accuse the F+ of this kind of playing this kind of smug game, but that's just one of the good reasons we have the prime directive.
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Post by: Sovereign on July 16, 2016, 01:23:50 am
More often than not I quickly avert my gaze from someone if I think it looks like I'm staring, but I have no doubt that that just makes it seem like I was staring and got caught.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 16, 2016, 05:40:32 am
I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around the word "pad" right now. Maybe I'm just drunk, but I'm having a really hard time placing what exactly a "pad" is. All I can get is that it is something wider and longer than it is thick. The word implies something soft to me, but the more I thing about it, the less that makes sense as we have things like launch pads and mouse pads that are definitely hard.

Please help I'm drunk and can't sleep because I'm thinking about pads.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on July 19, 2016, 06:33:55 am
For some reason I'm exposed to a lot of Home Depot advertisements. In all the recent ones they include this vague industry rhythm of clinking and clanking sounds in the last few seconds. Nothing gets me more pumped to tear down an oak tree with my bare hands.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 19, 2016, 06:55:24 am
No store in this country sells 6.35mm to 3.5mm Female to Male audio cables, I'm thinking of exchanging my microphone for a USB microphone just because I can't find a reliable adapter for it that lets me plug it into my computer

Fuck I'm an idiot, I can just remove my XLR to 6.35mm cable from my microphone and get an XLR to 3.5mm
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm
Hammock with mattress?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on July 21, 2016, 10:16:27 pm
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on July 21, 2016, 10:54:49 pm
Why aren't there musical pieces especially for whistling? Wanna hear a concerto for soprano whistler or acapella whistling
A Meat, July 15, 2016, 10:56:13 am

One of the first hit recordings of all time was a man who whistled. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Johnson_(singer))
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on July 22, 2016, 12:14:19 am
There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 22, 2016, 12:21:17 am
Hammock with mattress?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:51:10 pm

Rain!
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
What if it's an indoor hammock like that therapist dude in Twin Peaks had?
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 09:57:12 pm

A mattress in an indoor hammock is just a more difficult to make, more difficult to use, and less comfortable bed. There's no breeze to sway in or trees to look up at, yet you still have the chance to flip yourself in your sleep and fall and die, and in the first place you have to pull some custom carpentry to suspend the thing.
Carbon, July 21, 2016, 10:16:27 pm

Maybe a soft weave hammock with springs on the supports to provide a feeling of weightlessness?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 22, 2016, 12:40:24 am
There's a guy running for Washington state auditor whose last name is Sprung and I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a slogan along the lines of "when you walk in with an itty-bitty waist to your local polling place, you vote Sprung"

(I'm sure you could do something better, change "itty-bitty waist" to something more relevant to the position of state auditor, but this idea isn't worth refining into anything legitimately clever, it's more about structure than content)
fruithag, July 22, 2016, 12:14:19 am

Can we get him a running mate with the last name Trapp?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on July 24, 2016, 04:13:58 pm
When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on July 24, 2016, 04:22:25 pm
When Alex Jones inevitably dies of some cholesterol-related disease (because he is very fat), I bet a shitload of conspiracy theorists will flip the fuck out and call it an assassination.
Gyro, July 24, 2016, 04:13:58 pm
Knowing Alex Jones, his Will is probably going to start with an itemized list of people to blame
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 25, 2016, 05:53:22 am
Told a friend to stop posting nostalgic memes on Facebook because it made him seem like he wanted to crawl back into his mother's womb. Since then he has done nothing but like pictures of big booty'd black ladies which all end up showing up in my feed. I don't mind seeing these shameless selfie posts (some part of my male brain won't let me hide his likes) but I feel sorry for his fiance.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on July 26, 2016, 01:40:23 am
I honestly don't know how I can possibly be THIS COOL

high school me would be stunned
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Post by: montrith on July 26, 2016, 09:42:40 am
Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on July 27, 2016, 03:38:15 pm
One day I'll find and submit a document about people wanting to fuck amazon packages and I'll call it "THIS WAY UP my ass"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 27, 2016, 05:43:02 pm
To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 28, 2016, 03:22:18 am
To me, one of the weirdest things about the internet is how hard it is to determine someone's age.  Like, imagine living in a world where everyone looks like an adult and is treated like an adult, except that some people are secretly two middle schoolers in a trench coat, and most of the time nobody can tell the difference because a lot of the real adults act like middle schoolers anyway.  That's kind of how it is.  Someone could be a gross, shitty 40-year-old man talking about their very real divorce on Gaia Online, or they could be 14 years old and making it all up.  You can make a pretty good guess as to which it is, but you'll never know for sure.
McShrimpsky, July 27, 2016, 05:43:02 pm

What are you talking about, life is like this, you don't how many trench coats I've opened to discover a pre-teen with abnormally large head and hands standing on stilts in my job as a security officer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on July 28, 2016, 04:56:04 pm
I really like the nickelback video for gotta be somebody (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0VRj2uw9L0) because the absurd overacting and camera shaking and scale of the set make it look way, way heavier than it is, and then it's just some fucking nickelback song you couldn't possibly perform that way. It's a perfect picture of nickelback as a whole, of something that's way less exciting than it's pretending to be.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on July 28, 2016, 06:39:13 pm
Our cats went to the vet and now they're all stumbling around, high as kites. I find this very amusing.

Sometimes I think I'm a very cruel person.
montrith, July 26, 2016, 09:42:40 am

You are simply enjoying one of the small perks of being a cat owner.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on July 28, 2016, 07:54:41 pm
the real problem with american elections is the blatant bias against 2D love
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Post by: AgentCoop on July 28, 2016, 07:58:49 pm
Listen, when I said "I'm With Her," I meant Asuka alright

-Bernie Sanders
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on July 29, 2016, 03:00:58 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm

The one about mahjong, obviously.

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2119f0f6837bd6908f9f108344ed9885/tumblr_inline_noidjng0lw1rw8rin_540.png)
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Post by: McShrimpsky on July 29, 2016, 03:43:22 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I6fRquEc_PQ/TJIBIgrKCcI/AAAAAAAARsI/bH1FbFclufo/s1600/adolf+hitler+shojo+manga.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on July 29, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on July 29, 2016, 04:05:25 pm
I initially had my doubts about Donald Trump, and sure, he has some policies that I disagree with, but guys!  He says he's going to make anime real!
McShrimpsky, July 29, 2016, 11:42:02 am
which anime though? is it JoJo? That one involves a US president. I guess Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap would be Trump's stand as well
A Meat, July 29, 2016, 01:54:55 pm
How many gaffes can you create in the frozen time?
AgentCoop, July 29, 2016, 04:00:31 pm
Once he gets together with a 15 year old girl we'll know
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on July 29, 2016, 08:36:30 pm
I've noticed that at some point I started unconsciously thinking of "looks like shit" as a positive thing to say. Like, I saw my coworker's car in the parking lot and they had just washed it and my immediate thought was "wow her car looks like shit" but meant like entirely in a positive way. I don't know when my brain decided to make this switch but I've noticed myself thinking it about a lot of things and I'm getting worried that someone is going to show me something and I'm going to blurt out "that looks like shit" before remembering that's not how most people use that phrase
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on July 29, 2016, 10:40:33 pm
I just had to explain a reference to NewsRadio to some kid on the internet. Goddamnit stop making me feel old.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: McShrimpsky on August 01, 2016, 06:25:52 pm
The line between singing like Bruce Springsteen and singing like Tom Waits is perilously thin sometimes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on August 01, 2016, 07:14:26 pm
Australia's public holidays are horribly unbalanced. There's a shitload in the first third or so of the year, to the point where there's sometimes a three-day work week around easter. But since then we've had one public holiday in June and the calendar's otherwise bare of them until the Christmas season.

There's the Melbourne Cup in there somewhere around September-October-ish, but that's only for one state.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 02, 2016, 03:04:55 am
Potatos O'Brien sounds like an epithet against Irish people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on August 02, 2016, 10:42:27 am
Today I had a real confidence boost when I discovered I'm as tall as notable successful person Daniel Radcliffe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on August 02, 2016, 11:29:01 am
Today I had a real confidence boost when I discovered I'm as tall as notable successful person Daniel Radcliffe.
moooo566, August 02, 2016, 10:42:27 am
How tall is that guy?
Edit: he's 5' 5". Now my confidence is boosted too!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on August 02, 2016, 01:09:24 pm
Wow, glad to know I could dunk on harry potter if need be
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on August 02, 2016, 03:41:36 pm
Wow, glad to know I could dunk on harry potter if need be
AgentCoop, August 02, 2016, 01:09:24 pm

Nah he'd be on his broom though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 02, 2016, 03:53:24 pm
Hearthstone, by virtue of being a virtual card game, could totally avoid the issue of power creep that's so prevalent in CCGs, by adjusting older cards to prevent them from falling behind. Yet, they still release cards that are almost identical to older cards, only slightly better by one point of something, obsoleting the older card, and introducing a boring new card that serves the exact same purpose as the older card you could have just buffed to fit that niche
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Quark-Antiquark on August 02, 2016, 04:42:17 pm
26 is the only integer directly between a square (52) and a cube (33)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on August 02, 2016, 04:44:25 pm
Hearthstone, by virtue of being a virtual card game, could totally avoid the issue of power creep that's so prevalent in CCGs, by adjusting older cards to prevent them from falling behind. Yet, they still release cards that are almost identical to older cards, only slightly better by one point of something, obsoleting the older card, and introducing a boring new card that serves the exact same purpose as the older card you could have just buffed to fit that niche
A Meat, August 02, 2016, 03:53:24 pm

Booster packs are still the hearthstone monetisation model, right? They can't have you using old cards rather than paying for new ones.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 03, 2016, 02:17:13 pm
My little brother started using ballpit a couple weeks ago and I'm not sure if he knows this is me on here. I assume he must since my username is a reference to something we both like, and my icon is the same one I use on steam, and I've posted things in the pictures thread moments after showing them to him. I feel like there's no way he doesn't know this is me, but neither of us has addressed it so I'm just going to carry on saying things like "fuck" and "cummies" and "1.21 jizzawatts?!" and hope he doesn't tell our mom what I'm really like [freakout]

On the other hand. HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I BETTER NOT SEE YOU CUSS ON HERE OR I AM SO TELLING ON YOU
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on August 04, 2016, 10:13:26 am
My little brother started using ballpit a couple weeks ago and I'm not sure if he knows this is me on here. I assume he must since my username is a reference to something we both like, and my icon is the same one I use on steam, and I've posted things in the pictures thread moments after showing them to him. I feel like there's no way he doesn't know this is me, but neither of us has addressed it so I'm just going to carry on saying things like "fuck" and "cummies" and "1.21 jizzawatts?!" and hope he doesn't tell our mom what I'm really like [freakout]

On the other hand. HEY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I BETTER NOT SEE YOU CUSS ON HERE OR I AM SO TELLING ON YOU
fruithag, August 03, 2016, 02:17:13 pm

okay sorry I won't swear again please don't tell mom I said a fuckword
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 08, 2016, 01:05:16 am
Suicide Squad is the favorite movie of people on tumblr who tell you you're a bad person if you don't eat ass.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am
Human foosball
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Post by: Argyle Funk on August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on August 08, 2016, 06:43:32 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 08, 2016, 07:58:56 am
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.
Gyro, August 08, 2016, 06:43:32 am

I think you misunderstood because the phrasing was kind of ambiguous, let me clarify what was actually being said.

"What if there was a version of Foosball where instead of little plastic dudes, it's real living people?"

"Sounds like a great idea! Can it use Roosh V as the ball? I would love to see him take a backflip kick to the face."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 09, 2016, 07:55:16 pm
My hair is getting pretty long and my bangs have been all in my face at work which sucks because I work in food service so I can't touch my hair/face which means I have to do an emoboy myspace hair flip every 30 seconds, which is not a great look. The other day I was thinking to myself "I wish there was something I could use to like... pin my bangs up and keep them out of my face." Then I realized -- get this -- that already exists! It's called a bobby pin and it was invented in 1899. But then I was like, unconsciously, "oh but that's a girl thing so nvm." Then I said "oops wait who gives a shit" and bought some bobby pins and HALLELUJAH this is so much better. Sometimes I forget how deeply ingrained the gender binary can be until I'm actively thinking about it.

hair is hair, who give a care
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fanzay on August 10, 2016, 12:46:17 pm
Human foosball
A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

That sounds like a fucking amazing court case
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on August 11, 2016, 03:52:30 am
Here's two pointless thoughts that I had back-to-back:

1) Salt Lake SQUARTY
2) why am I like this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 11, 2016, 10:21:03 am
Would it make you feel better if I told you I once had the very similar thought "Portland, OEGAMIOM"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on August 12, 2016, 10:07:39 pm
Yay Aly Raisman!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on August 13, 2016, 12:45:46 am
ORLY = OWLY

That's why they used the owlet as the image macro.

I cracked the code guys, it took me ten years.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 23, 2016, 12:47:03 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on August 23, 2016, 11:27:46 am
You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:47:03 am

Make a doc! I'm sure if you google hard enough you'll find what you're looking for...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on August 23, 2016, 12:19:06 pm
Quakerism is really cool. I need to start attending meetings, but I'm wary of joining a church again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on August 25, 2016, 12:13:30 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
jack chick, August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am

Oh shit, I almost forgot about Guest. Though I thought we all agreed never to repeat what Guest wrote.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 25, 2016, 12:25:41 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am

we did put together a doc of ballpit forums posts, but for the most part the material centered around Guest
jack chick, August 25, 2016, 11:36:42 am

this post is so cruel I took away your 666 cheevos as punishment
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on August 25, 2016, 10:15:26 pm
Dear Hollywood:

Please reboot The Devil and Daniel Webster

As

The Devil and Danny Brown

thnx bye
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on August 26, 2016, 04:46:46 pm
I had thought of something really cool to post here while at work but when I got home I forgot about it. It was really great though, you guys should've been there, in my head, when I thought of it. Oh well. Goodbye!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2016, 07:13:08 pm
It's 3 am and I just had the idea to somehow do some sort of atrocity tourism panel thing in the local nerd convention two months from now.

I wonder if I can find enough people who have been irreversibly fucked up by the internet like I have.

I mean, last year i went to a fan fiction writers panel and it was fascinating in a strange way
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 26, 2016, 07:56:29 pm
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
jorty, August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am

(http://static.spin.com/files/2015/07/young-thug-new-songs-chickens-paradise-slime-season.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 26, 2016, 08:12:47 pm
I'm really enjoying Young Thug's new album and wish I could look as nice in a dress as him tbh. ;-;
jorty, August 26, 2016, 08:04:08 am

(http://static.spin.com/files/2015/07/young-thug-new-songs-chickens-paradise-slime-season.jpg)
Lemon, August 26, 2016, 07:56:29 pm

I think he looks really nice in this! https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjblTwBcfu/
(Also just a heads up for anyone who goes to look. Theres some p bleh comments. Mainly homophobic)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 12:23:57 am
the way caffeine makes my mind race makes me hella uncomfortable so I guess the list of things I drink is now down to
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

I'd say twitch. What I've been hearing (someone correct me if I'm wrong) is hitbox kind of started to catch on mainly because people were having some issue with twitch, but now people are going back to twitch because they fixed it. Everything I'm saying might be wrong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on August 31, 2016, 09:26:47 am
Everything I'm saying might be wrong.
fruithag, August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am

Hmm...

Shadow of Mordor could definitely use a better difficulty curve. What I do is a playstyle called IIRC hardcore permadeath? The idea is you only take the required story upgrades, no health/focus upgrades at all, never fast travel without advancing time, and if you die you delete the file and start over. Makes the game way more fun IMO, and having to often run away from fights rather than just throwing your infinite lives at the same Uruk captains until they die makes for a way more interesting narrative (with the add bonus of that sweet Nemesis dialog where they mock you for running away)
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 07:16:37 pm

Hmmmm...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on August 31, 2016, 10:02:51 am
Something you want to say, punk?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 10:05:50 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

I'd say twitch. What I've been hearing (someone correct me if I'm wrong) is hitbox kind of started to catch on mainly because people were having some issue with twitch, but now people are going back to twitch because they fixed it. Everything I'm saying might be wrong
fruithag, August 31, 2016, 08:23:37 am

" Everything I'm saying might be wrong." The motto of the internet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on August 31, 2016, 11:08:13 am
I think when hitbox caught on is when twitch started muting VoDs to crack down on people streaming music, since they can't really do the youtube thing of just funnelling revenue back to the copyright holder. The system had a bunch of issues, like muting in half hour segments rather than specific instances, and false positives on game soundtracks and stock sounds, plus the predictable bunch of people getting pissy that they couldn't stream all the music they wanted. Hitbox didn't worry about that, and also tended to be a little more stable and more helpful, probably just because they didn't have huge streams pressing their servers and huge idiots pressing their support teams, so a lot of people (mostly smaller streamers, I think?) switched, or at least floated the idea of it. A lot came back when their viewers wouldn't obediently follow, and the system has improved a lot anyway.

I haven't used hitbox in a long time, but I've not had any issues with twitch lately, as someone who uses it near daily. Honestly I haven't heard anyone even mention hitbox in probably a year, did you have some particular reason for considering it beyond just checking out all the alternatives?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2016, 11:14:34 am
can you file a copyright claim on a tongue-twister?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 31, 2016, 11:18:29 am
It better be a pretty good tongue twister
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 31, 2016, 11:21:47 am
It better be a pretty good tongue twister
Argyle Funk, August 31, 2016, 11:18:29 am
you have no fucking clue how good it is, it's just not in english
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on August 31, 2016, 11:56:30 am
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

From everything I've seen, beam.pro (http://beam.pro) is really great, very low latency, though it does have a weird gamification thing where you can 'level up' your account? I've never looked into that side of things too much, but it's a solid streaming platform.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on August 31, 2016, 12:36:46 pm
I'm unsure whether to use hitbox or twitch to stream video games to. It seems like more people use twitch so maybe it'd be better to use so I don't have to make friends sign up for something new just to watch and chat?
jorty, August 31, 2016, 05:30:21 am

From everything I've seen, beam.pro (http://beam.pro) is really great, very low latency, though it does have a weird gamification thing where you can 'level up' your account? I've never looked into that side of things too much, but it's a solid streaming platform.
LancashireMcGee, August 31, 2016, 11:56:30 am

It looks nice but I'm not sure if it'd be good since I doubt many people have accounts there and I don't want them just to sign up for a dorky video game stream x:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 31, 2016, 12:49:14 pm
Everyone uses Twitch. Use Twitch, it's fine. Switch to beam.pro if you're doing audience involvement stuff and can't wait for twitch's delays (after you fiddle with those settings within twitch first ofc)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 31, 2016, 05:17:28 pm
Man the people who contribute to Designspiration.com need to calm down on the TnA. It's not to say that the womanly figure can't be artistic or even sexy in design, but the amount is a little eyebrow raising.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on September 01, 2016, 12:50:43 am
I was taking a walk the other day when my phone suddenly picked up a new wifi network. It was called Make(TOWNNAME)GreatAgain.

Not sure if sarcastic or if I should move.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Jack Sensation on September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 01, 2016, 01:19:10 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Jack Sensation, September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am

Metal Gear World sounds amazing, it just sucks that Kojima is already hypothetically pre-banned in the event that it ever exists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 01, 2016, 01:36:17 am
Mum asked if I would go to Harry Potter World in Japan if we went there and when I was unenthusiastic she said I would be into it if it was for one of my video games.

And she's right because I would go to Metal Gear World opening day.
Jack Sensation, September 01, 2016, 01:07:57 am

Metal Gear World sounds amazing, it just sucks that Kojima is already hypothetically pre-banned in the event that it ever exists
fruithag, September 01, 2016, 01:19:10 am

Kojima is banned but mysteriously moving cardboard box isn't,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on September 01, 2016, 02:40:18 am
Hitbox is my preferred streaming site just ecause it seems more reliable to me and my shitty Australian internet. Give it a bit of time to buffer and it's smooth as hell, while I think GDQ's the only Twitch stream I've ever been able to watch without ridiculous lag spikes.

Maybe it's who I've watched on both platforms, but it's led me to far prefer Hitbox. That, and the fact darker screens and UIs are just better for watching things and I don't get why no video service I've seen realizes that but Hitbox and Netflix.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 01, 2016, 02:20:08 pm
I've been meaning to read more for a while now. And while I mean forever. I keep putting off stuff I should really do forever and I don't know why.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 01, 2016, 05:25:01 pm
I don't have internet this weekend and I haven't decided whether I'll replay SMTIV in preparation for Apocalypse, or just read a book, which I haven't done in half a year
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 08, 2016, 06:37:03 am
By a strictly geographical definition, I am an Asian-American. By the strictest possible definition (allowing that I can be born here in the states) I am more caucasian than 99% of white Americans.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 09, 2016, 01:51:13 am
Technology is amazing. I was trying to remember the name of this song I liked in high school but all I could remember was that it had sort of a folky indie pop sound and when I listened to it on my iPod it showed something like this for the album art:

(https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/116_w/_8401de6dd53d3274c8437d5f37578163-png.jpg)

So I ran a reverse google image search for "indie folk" on that shitty recreation that I made in Paint and just scrolled down a bit and hey there it is, Hometowns by The Rural Alberta Advantage. We are living in the got damn FUTURE (this is the song I was thinking of, still great)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 09, 2016, 06:32:46 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Vinny Possum, September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
This is the worst dude, tell me about it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2016, 06:49:10 am
Being part of the religious left sucks because other believers call you a traitor for being a leftist, and other leftists think you're a fake because you're religious.
Vinny Possum, September 09, 2016, 02:00:15 am
This is the worst dude, tell me about it
AgentCoop, September 09, 2016, 06:32:46 am

You're both traitors for not blindly believing in the non-god that we true liberals don't not believe in.  You're false intellectuals for believing in something that's kind of reasonable if you actually consider it logically.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 09, 2016, 07:06:48 am
can we agree that the worst are the militant atheists who are somehow extreme right-wing assholes? basically the alt-right
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on September 09, 2016, 08:55:18 am
can we agree that the worst are the militant atheists who are somehow extreme right-wing assholes? basically the alt-right
A Meat, September 09, 2016, 07:06:48 am

Yep! As a left-leaning atheist I'm embarrassed for these guys by association. Also Bill Maher, who isn't right-wing but is a fucking dick. Just, don't kick me out of the left wing, okay? I don't want to hang out with the libertarian atheists, they smell funny.

I'm kind-of surprised more Christians (in particular, don't know much about other belief systems) aren't economically left-leaning, considering the very hard-line approach to money and class that Jesus is said to have taken (freaking out at the moneylenders in the temple, saying that it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, hanging out with and healing the poor all the time,  etc.) but whatever, history is weird.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 09, 2016, 09:15:10 am
Glad someone shares my opinion on Maher. Real Time is Douche Chills the show, and he can be surprisingly fucking classist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 09, 2016, 09:31:59 am
Glad someone shares my opinion on Maher. Real Time is Douche Chills the show, and he can be surprisingly fucking classist
AgentCoop, September 09, 2016, 09:15:10 am
he's also like the biggest Islamophobe on TV (incl Fox and Friends), just a major gross dude

It's the, like, Sam Harris 'enlightened' bigotry that isn't even aware it's bigotry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 09, 2016, 09:56:45 am
I'm so tired of facebook that I'm thinking of signing up to diaspora and getting my small friend group to join me. The site is really focused on being decentralized and letting you own your own data. So I'm really worried that this is the first step towards becoming a Sov Cit libertarian Cucklord.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on September 09, 2016, 10:48:09 pm
"...so fat I thought she was displayed at the wrong aspect ratio."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on September 10, 2016, 01:48:58 am
I'm kind-of surprised more Christians (in particular, don't know much about other belief systems) aren't economically left-leaning, considering the very hard-line approach to money and class that Jesus is said to have taken (freaking out at the moneylenders in the temple, saying that it's harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, hanging out with and healing the poor all the time,  etc.) but whatever, history is weird.
Gyro, September 09, 2016, 08:55:18 am

I'm not a Christian or a social conservative, but my dad and stepmother are.  They are also very right-leaning economically.  The general shape of their thought is that U.S. politics and government are a total disaster, and any money directed from taxes to fixing problems will always end up going to useless government workers and failed solutions.  They're both into charity and doing their best to fix a broken world, but they also complain about taxes almost every time I see them.

When I go over to my parents' house Fox News is on the television, and in between commercial breaks my father tells me that he wants to make a ton of money so he can give all of it to the world's poorest people.  They're voting for Trump this November.

I have a lot of strong opinions about this, but fundamentally my dad and stepmom are both good people who want to help others.  They just have different ideas about how to create a better world.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on September 11, 2016, 05:39:01 pm
I really love peanut butter, cheese, and mustard sandwiches.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bunnybread on September 11, 2016, 06:46:59 pm
Donald Trump sometimes looks like a poorly drawn chicken nugget gijinka
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, April 21, 2016, 02:59:38 am

"Sometimes"


He also "sometimes" looks like a goddamn circus peanut with a blond merkin on the wrong end.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 11, 2016, 07:25:31 pm
My favorite thing about living in the bay area is all the cute interracial couples. Gives me hope for the future.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 12, 2016, 11:41:19 am
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
AgentCoop, September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm

We have UDF around here. They make a damn good milkshake.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 12, 2016, 12:23:21 pm
The last couple posts in here have been pretty insightful, so for a change, how do people outside of the upper east coast live without Stewart's Shops?
AgentCoop, September 11, 2016, 02:45:37 pm

We have UDF around here. They make a damn good milkshake.
Jackal Flapnasty, September 12, 2016, 11:41:19 am
Fair enough, that actually sounds exactly the same
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 15, 2016, 10:11:06 pm
Pepe isn't a white supremicist, alt-right meme, it's just a sad, pathetic internet dweller meme.

There just happens to me a lotof overlap of those two groups. Like the venn diagram is a circle inside a larger circle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 16, 2016, 11:16:06 pm
I realized I've always had sort of unfounded subconscious ideas about the friendships among the members of Wu-Tang Clan and I thought it was stupid and funny so here we go. Here's my Wu-Tang headClanons. I will not be explaining my reasoning behind any of this because, for the most part, there isn't any.

The four closest friends of the group are Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, and ODB (RIP). There's a little friction between Meth and ODB but they're both friends with the best best friends of Wu-Tang, Raekwon and Ghostface, so they just have to deal.

Everyone in Wu-Tang likes Meth and ODB. How could you not?

RZA and GZA are kind of distant for the most part. If Wu-Tang was a class of high school students, RZA would be their coach and GZA would be their teacher. Everyone looks up to them but nobody is super close to them with two exceptions: Inspectah Deck, the star athlete who RZA loves, and Masta Killa, GZA's teacher's pet. To drag this stupid metaphor on even longer, Deck is popular and well-liked for being a cool sports dude, and Masta Killa is kind of a loner who only hangs out with the teacher. Nerd!!!

U-God is just kind of around. Nobody feels strongly about him one way or the other.

I'm still not entirely clear who Cappadonna is.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jorty on September 17, 2016, 01:53:10 pm
I realized I've always had sort of unfounded subconscious ideas about the friendships among the members of Wu-Tang Clan and I thought it was stupid and funny so here we go. Here's my Wu-Tang headClanons. I will not be explaining my reasoning behind any of this because, for the most part, there isn't any.

The four closest friends of the group are Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, and ODB (RIP). There's a little friction between Meth and ODB but they're both friends with the best best friends of Wu-Tang, Raekwon and Ghostface, so they just have to deal.

Everyone in Wu-Tang likes Meth and ODB. How could you not?

RZA and GZA are kind of distant for the most part. If Wu-Tang was a class of high school students, RZA would be their coach and GZA would be their teacher. Everyone looks up to them but nobody is super close to them with two exceptions: Inspectah Deck, the star athlete who RZA loves, and Masta Killa, GZA's teacher's pet. To drag this stupid metaphor on even longer, Deck is popular and well-liked for being a cool sports dude, and Masta Killa is kind of a loner who only hangs out with the teacher. Nerd!!!

U-God is just kind of around. Nobody feels strongly about him one way or the other.

I'm still not entirely clear who Cappadonna is.
fruithag, September 16, 2016, 11:16:06 pm

This just made me realize how much I want an HS idol anime thingy but with Wu-Tang instead. oo:
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 17, 2016, 02:14:37 pm
Return To The 36 Host Clubs: kawaii edition
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Isfahan on September 17, 2016, 08:02:28 pm
I dunno if anyone else has this feeling but I'm afraid of being one of the people the f plus read out one day somehow.
jorty, August 25, 2016, 08:44:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PULjDyL.png)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on September 19, 2016, 01:53:57 am
I may only be a 3, but at least I'm consistently a 3.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 19, 2016, 04:38:48 pm
My hair is ginger and curly, and when it gets long it tends to hold up a bit, like a saggy afro. When I was a small ginger child, people used to call me names, one of which was Carrot Top. I have known who Carrot Top is for probably at least a decade.

Given all these facts, I am slightly upset with myself that I only realised about an hour ago that people calling me Carrot Top was more than just a standard "haha, orange head" ginger joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 20, 2016, 02:24:28 pm
Henning Wehn is a Monster Factory character brought to life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on September 20, 2016, 03:04:43 pm
I'm not living in denial, no way!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 21, 2016, 12:52:40 pm
Although it's offensive I feel like the descriptor "toothless ginger cop" really rolls off the tongue.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on September 23, 2016, 10:42:26 pm
The new Die Antwoord album was a pretty major letdown from one of my favorite groups. I have a lot to say about it but I don't want to flood this thread with my bullshit opinions so I flooded tumblr with them instead (http://nerdcraps.tumblr.com/post/150846624186/review-die-antwoord-mount-ninji-and-da-nice)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 25, 2016, 05:52:25 pm
What exactly the draw in those paparazzi photos of celebrities leaving their apartments or going to the gym? (A thought triggered by this photo of lady gaga (http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/cherubrawk/9666602/102397/102397_600.jpg)).

They're never going to be especially attractive pictures, so I don't think it's for weirdos to beat off to. They're rarely clues to interesting new fashion trends. They're not insights into these people's lives in the way that an invasive photo of them on a date would be. It's not "oh my god Lady Gaga is going to the recording studio, there's new music coming!" 

The only people this is of any use to is other paparazzi and stalkers, who then know Lady Gaga is in New York and can be sure to go take photos they will inexplicably sell for silly amounts of money. All we learn is that a famous person went to sleep in a place last night.

For real, help me out here, what's up with this? Why are there so many photos of taylor swift getting in a car?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on September 25, 2016, 05:56:20 pm
I want to write a letter to my senators and representatives, on the topic of the UN Declaration of Universal Human Rights, but I have (what I think is) the flu and my brain isn't dun work right much.

Should I try anyway or would the letter come out fucked-up?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 25, 2016, 06:28:36 pm
Write one and show it to someone who can tell you whether it reads okay? Worst case scenario, it comes out terribly and you've got an early draft for the final product.

Comedy option: send one regardless of how awful it is, and then keep writing and sending more every day to chart your illness through the medium of political spam mail.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 25, 2016, 08:52:24 pm
For real, help me out here, what's up with this? Why are there so many photos of taylor swift getting in a car?
moooo566, September 25, 2016, 05:52:25 pm
Each paparazzo is hunting for unstaged, 'real' photos they can sell to clips. They're usually in public places or whatever because that's when and where the paparazzi have access to celebs to take these photos of them. Some of it is style - here's what famous people wear when they're just trying to go about their day - and some of it is feeding a hunger for more information about peoples' favourite stars. The worst of it is designed to tear apart an 'official' representation of who someone is by catching them not wearing makeup, or in 'ugly' clothes, or kissing someone they're not supposed to kiss, etc, but this is the kind that's the most lucrative so it's also the most popular.

They're never going to be especially attractive pictures, so I don't think it's for weirdos to beat off to.
You might be surprised by how many people fetishize authenticity.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 28, 2016, 04:06:54 pm
Greek Architecture and Pokemon podcast called Triglyph and Metapod Frieze
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on September 28, 2016, 07:39:26 pm
Greek Architecture and Pokemon podcast called Triglyph and Metapod Frieze
AgentCoop, September 28, 2016, 04:06:54 pm

The Dodrioric Order
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chaymie on September 29, 2016, 02:05:02 am
What if cats and dogs don't get along because they wag their tails for different reasons? A domesticated cat eventually learns that waggy dog tails are friendly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on October 01, 2016, 01:58:29 am
When Pope Benedict XVI resigned, it was because he too pooped to pope.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 02, 2016, 11:02:15 pm
Getting a new hairdresser is probably the most awkward part of moving to live in another city, as well as one of the more awkward parts of gender transitioning. Handling both simultaneously didn't really alleviate problems.

Nor did the fact that the shopping district street near me has like six fucking hairdressers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 03, 2016, 05:33:07 pm
If there ever will be a revival of De Stijl, will it be neo-neoplasticism?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on October 03, 2016, 05:40:00 pm
If there ever will be a revival of De Stijl, will it be neo-neoplasticism?
A Meat, October 03, 2016, 05:33:07 pm
The Nieuwest in Nieuwe Beelding

E: but for real as far as design philosophies go, De Stijl has had a decent amount of stayng power, so its possible
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 04, 2016, 11:14:26 pm
I wish there was a really awesome app that let you decide where the poles on the earth are and what it's axial tilt would be, and that figured out all the climate and eco system differences and any geographical ones that might pop up.

But really, that would be basically useless. But I would love it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 05, 2016, 12:25:27 am
I wish there was a really awesome app that let you decide where the poles on the earth are and what it's axial tilt would be, and that figured out all the climate and eco system differences and any geographical ones that might pop up.

But really, that would be basically useless. But I would love it.
Vinny Possum, October 04, 2016, 11:14:26 pm
You could pitch that as like, a fantasy world generator or something. Tweak the tilt/poles of Earth, maybe let them shape out the continents differently, generate a thing and give people their own personal not-Europe based geographically on Bizarro-Africa.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on October 05, 2016, 01:20:30 am
I really miss drinking alcohol.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 11, 2016, 03:07:55 am
The National Association of REALATORS® really wants me to vote for Jimmy Nguyen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 11, 2016, 01:34:51 pm
a series of short comedic murder mysteries with a fantasy twist, starring Magick McGick, Wizard Dick
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Post by: A Meat on October 11, 2016, 02:34:24 pm
a series of short comedic murder mysteries with a fantasy twist, starring Magick McGick, Wizard Dick
GooseBusters HQ, October 11, 2016, 01:34:51 pm
Who killed Captain Allspice in the Solarium with Arcane Missles?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on October 13, 2016, 09:49:17 pm
There's a website called VNDB, the Visual Novel Database, and it's absolutely ridiculous. You know how IMDB lets you search for movies based on titles, actors, directors, etc? Imagine if, in addition to that, you could also say "give me all the movies released in 1995, originally in Italian but with English subtitles, featuring male protagonists with long hair and at least one scene involving public urination." That's VNDB. Their tagging system goes so deep with subcategory after subcategory. Let's just look at some examples.

Heroine -> Non-human heroine -> Monster heroine -> Werewolf heroine

Romance -> Love triangle -> Comedic love triangle

What if you're not looking for a certain type of story, but a certain type of VN? What if you love it when the text is contained in a box at the bottom of the screen (ADV), but don't mind the occasional switch to a fullscreen text box (NVL) as long as it's not for the whole thing? No problem

Presentation ->  Text -> ADV -> Brief NVL scenes

Now I know what you're thinking "this is all great, but there's one thing that always bugs me. I can't stand when the main character has no voice actor, but I also don't like having to listen to the main character talk all the time. If only

Presentation -> Sounds and Music -> Voice Acting -> Protagonist with Voice Acting -> Protagonist with Partial Voice Acting

"This is great," you say, "but also I'm gross and weird, and I was wondering if

Sexual Content -> Implementation of Sexual Content -> Internal Exhibition of Sex -> Visible Penetration of Cervix

Jesus christ the sexual content tags get really specific and viscerally upsetting so I'm stopping here. It gets a lot worse. Anyway the whole point of this post is that the anime equivalent AniDB sucks and I wish it was more like VNDB

edit: hm (https://vndb.org/g131)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on October 16, 2016, 03:40:46 pm
My clock isn't digital, it's monster cockog.

If you have a headache, use a monster cockgesic.

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Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2016, 03:55:15 pm
Were I to go in the direction of sociology or social anthropology one day, I'd probably write a paper about shitposting culture
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 16, 2016, 11:56:28 pm
If there is a clothing store chain that is nation wide, does it have to split its clothing line in the winter? I can't imagine anyone needing a sweater in Nevada in December.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 17, 2016, 12:26:38 am
The National Association of REALATORS® really wants me to vote for Jimmy Nguyen.
Vinny Possum, October 11, 2016, 03:07:55 am

Well, you have to admit "Win with Jimmy Nguyen!" is pretty catchy.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 18, 2016, 11:29:15 pm
Why doesn't Trader Joe's have frozen tater tots? I mean, they could call them Trader Tots. It seems perfect to me. Jeeze.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 19, 2016, 06:19:44 pm
I think that the 'This is a thread for yelling' on these forums should be wordfiltered to be more like this (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!)
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Post by: NutshellGulag on October 19, 2016, 08:30:53 pm
Update: Trader Joes's DOES have tater tots. Sadly, they are not named Trader Tots.
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Post by: Spooks on October 21, 2016, 02:53:50 pm
C U D D L I N G U S
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 21, 2016, 04:09:56 pm
C U D D L I N G U S
Spooks, October 21, 2016, 02:53:50 pm
I deeply regret that google search
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on October 22, 2016, 03:27:26 pm
The more a person's worldview changes the more everything else stays the same.

I first noticed this when I was reading an objectivism forum.  This was right after Bioshock came out, and I wanted to see what they thought of it.  While I was doing this I read through some of the objectivism forum's other posts, and it turned out that a large section of their userbase consisted of ex-mormons.  This seemed really strange to me.  I mean, if you've just left an incredibly proscriptive religion then why would you follow that up with membership in one of the most proscriptive secular philosophies ever developed?

But this sort of thing is the norm.  I also read philosophy of religion sometimes, and I pay special attention to anyone who has previously held one worldview and then switched sides.  I figure people like that can see both perspectives, and their ideas will be worth learning about.  And here too, the more a person's worldview changes the more it stays the same

Dan Barker was raised as a very conservative christian and eventually switched worldviews to atheism.  Now he writes and performs the same kind of music he grew up with, except about atheism.


On the other side I'm currently reading Edward Feser's The Last Superstition.  He started as an atheist philosopher and switched to a very conservative form of Catholicism.  So I'm reading his book and all of a sudden:

"The same thing can be said of the New Atheists’ attitude toward the moral views defended by religious believers, including the traditional sexual morality so hated by secularists. That these views can only be regarded as superstitious, without rational foundation, motivated by bigotry, etc., is a familiar enough cliché, and the New Atheists have nothing to add to it – other than Richard Dawkins’s proposal to replace the Ten Commandments with a list that includes “Enjoy your own sex life (as long as it damages no one else).” Combine this with his proposal to replace religious instruction for children with something more progressive, and his weird outrage over the “hysteria” he thinks surrounds the treatment of pedophiles – his own boyhood victimization by a pedophile was, he kindly shares with us, “embarrassing but otherwise harmless” – and you get some truly creepy vibes about the direction in which secularist “values education” might go. (You can forget whatever Father Smith or Sister Mary taught you in parochial school, kids; Uncle Dick is here to tell you what it really means to love each other."

That's the most r/atheism thing that was never posted in r/atheism.  Seriously, Feser just made fun of Dawkin's molestation, belittled his feelings on the event, misrepresented his views on pedophilia, and insinuated that Dawkins is himself a molester.  The more a person's worldview changes the more everything else stays the same.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 22, 2016, 07:44:24 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
Cleretic, October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm

Captain America is basically a capital-D new deal Democrat, if you think that counts. He's the son of a poor Irish immigrant family, born during the great depression, and created and written by a couple of jewish writers/artists as an appeal to the US to stand up to Hitler. There was actually going to be a bit in the 2012 Avengers where he talks about health care and social assistance in the modern world, but it ended up getting cut.
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Post by: AgentCoop on October 22, 2016, 07:46:36 pm
I had a conversation about left-wing superheroes last night, and I'm still not sure there are any besides Captain Planet, and if that's a matter of one not being present/visible or if that's just the nature of the genre.

Much of why Captain Planet is left-wing is because his opponents are industrialists and generally anti-environmentalist. If we extend that to others--that a superhero's philosophy is largely defined by their opponents--then we come to Superman, whose iconic opponent is a corporate heavyweight, and you combine that with the fact Superman is necessarily a pro-immigration story to come up with a pretty good case. ...But you still really can't dismiss the fact that Superman is, right down to his name, an Aryan ubermesch, so you can't really stand by him as one. And of course, his buddy Batman is fascist as hell.

The other obvious choice is the X-Men, given they are a civil rights allegory and are typically primarily fighting for acceptance. That's a solid pick, especially when you recall that Professor X was classically based on Martin Luther King. ...But then you take into account that their classic opponent is Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants, who are classically based on Malcolm X's side of the civil rights conflict, and it falls apart again. The X-Men are the proverbial Good Ones, the members of a minority that anti-progressives point at and say 'see they're not ALL bad' while simultaneously calling for suppression based on the actions of the proverbial Bad Ones. The Brotherhood are the ones actually getting angry and fighting for change and getting vilified for it (because there's no nice way to do that), while the X-Men are either just sitting and waiting for society to accept them or just accepting that they won't and being good to the rest of humanity anyway. Individual X-Men stories can be left-wing, for sure, but I think the group as a whole can't narratively break from that 'Good Minorities' mold enough to be a good example of left-wing superheroes.

Then I went back to my own attempts, the characters I RPed as on City of Heroes. Being based on me on some level, and me being pretty left-wing, I could possibly use them as a basis... but then I realized that the ones closest to me and that I mostly associated with were villains. The one I take my username from was tired of society valuing money and muscle over intelligent reasoning, and ultimately decided they could only fix those problems by breaking it and rebuilding; a smash-the-state Marxist from a different direction. Another was marked as a villain because they took swings at white-collar crime, and just rolled with the fact this made them an outlaw.

I still have no idea as to if an answer to 'what's a left-wing superhero' is cleanly possible.
Cleretic, October 22, 2016, 07:21:09 pm
Ann Nocenti's run on Daredevil might qualify, although it's been awhile since I last read it
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Post by: Frank West on October 23, 2016, 11:56:15 am
Green Arrow is supposed to be explicitly a socialist, cause he's based on Robin Hood, see. How true this is is up to the writer, though. Sometimes he just talks a lot of shit, sometimes he's shown to be a liberal mayor who goes out of his way to help the poor. He's not a great example, though, because as a superhero his actions aren't generally very liberal.

The issue here is that vigilantism, and taking the law into your own hands, is more-or-less an inherently conservative act, and the way that superheroes typically portray it is doubly-so. The idea that some people are just inherently bad and will continue to be bad is very conservative, the idea that the best way to deal with problematic people is to continue to throw violence at them forever is fascist. Some of the better Batman stories acknowledge this: how much of a good guy is he really, is he causing some of the problems he's trying to solve by being violent, how different is he from the people he goes after, etc. etc.

I'd say, of the big name superheroes, the most actually liberal one I can think of is the Flash. Again, like with all superhero things, this all depends on who is doing the writing (and also which Flash it is, I guess.) When the Flash is written well, though, he's got an underlying belief in the humanity of his foes, and although he's always ready to solve the problem by punching it or running really fast around it, he almost always tries to help them or talk it out with them first. In various groups, Flash also tends to be the hero who stops the other heroes from going too far. This scene is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJq2PAI-Fxc) maybe the most flash scene ever, but it's also, to me, expressing a pretty liberal way of how to deal with supervillains: by properly finding out what the underlying issue is (in this case: he has a mental disorder) and solving it (making him realize he needs help) and even working together with the villain to come to a solution (trusting him to turn himself in).

He's still using his powers to engage in actions typically reserved for state actors, and again, solving problems by punching dudes is an inherently conservative action, so it's not like he's a perfect liberal or anything, Still, Flash ends up doing it about as liberally as possible, probably as a result of him generally being written to fill a lighthearted tone in comparison to other heroes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on October 23, 2016, 03:28:24 pm
What are you looking for in a superhero to make them left/right wing? The format (also the business model and target audience) doesn't really create huge amounts of space for evangelising in either direction. Especially in the comic book format, which isn't remotely information-dense, there's a pretty limited amount you can do.

People writing whole books, films and TV shows devoted to political issues have trouble. When you're levering that into a story that's got to be 50% fight scene, there's no chance. Honestly, it's probably better that way. I don't think it's possible to put these important, but not exciting, social issues into a big Hollywood spectacle without it just ending up incredibly clumsy at best and insulting/offensive at worst. For what it's worth, I do think the X-Men deserve credit as at least attempting to be a left-leaning group, even if they are a bit clumsily presented. Regardless of their origins, I don't think they should be cast out for presenting the problematic elements of minorities and integration.

There's a long way to go still, but I also think it's important to acknowledge there are improvements, at least in conception if not in story writing. I can't speak for DC, since I've never really gotten into any of their characters, but there is a black Spiderman and Ms Marvel is a young muslim woman. The MCU has War Machine, Falcon and Black Panther so it's no longer a big old party of white dudes. A lot of the worst example of Liefeldian-style anatomy is in the past, and I do think comics are, at least slightly, less ridiculous about boobs and butts and (the lack of) everything in between, as well as the outfits covering it.

tl;dr I do think superhero concepts are, on the whole, attempting improvement, with some success. Beyond the general idea of vigilantism, I don't really see any of the actual characters and storylines as leaning much in either direction, and while it needs to be discussed somewhere, I'm not sure superheroes make particularly good background for political discourse within the writing.
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Post by: Cleretic on October 24, 2016, 02:19:16 am
I'm talking more ideologically, and usually more subtext than anything. I mean, consider Batman; for all the good he may or may not do, his approach to things is heavily vigilante and might-makes-right, often with a bit of police state methodology in there too depending on the story (many of the Batman movies made a thing of this, particularly Nolan's). On top of that recall that many of the Gotham rogues gallery consists of mental patients, and I think we can agree that Bruce Wayne probably votes Republican. Iron Man has much the same stuff going on, only to a slightly lesser degree. I can agree that generally comics are getting more progressive, but the debate that night was specifically more on policy and ideology of individual characters, not about the medium as a whole aside from the assertion that the inherent vigilanteism of the superhero genre starts it off in that particular political realm.

I like Frank West's suggestion of The Flash, though. I'm not as familiar with him as I am with some others, but what I do recall about him is his ability and willingness to use his powers in very constructive, helpful and non-violent ways that suggest he's both willing and able to think like that. The worst I know of him doing is turning Central City into a police state in Kingdom Come by infinitely patrolling at top speed, but even that isn't that bad, especially given what else happened in Kingdom Come. Conceptually he's very politically agnostic (especially compared to certain other members of the League), but as deeds and demeanor go he's pretty solid as a pick.

Spider-Man could possibly be a good choice too for a lot of the same metrics, but I know even less about his stuff (and what I do know doesn't help; I don't think the act of giving birth to yourself fits on the political spectrum).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on October 24, 2016, 02:46:48 am
I just found out my boyfriend has never had warm milk.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 24, 2016, 12:44:52 pm
Spider-Man could possibly be a good choice too for a lot of the same metrics, but I know even less about his stuff (and what I do know doesn't help; I don't think the act of giving birth to yourself fits on the political spectrum).
Cleretic, October 24, 2016, 02:19:16 am

I do know quite a bit about Spider-man and I can make the case for him as a liberal superhero. Peter Parker as Spider-Man in particular started out as a decidedly liberal superhero before J. Michael Straczynski (JMS) took on the character. Before JMS came along Spider-man was a character with scientific basis for his powers and a scientific background. Problems would arise that appeared to be magical in nature and he would reveal their humble scientific origins then defeat them using science.  Superstitious New Yorkers at large might hear about a monster in the sewers or a goblin flying around Queens but Spider-man was brave enough to go out and reveal a madman in a mask or a scientific experiment gone wrong. He would then invariably get his butt kicked, go back to his lab and cook up some solution using science.

Spider-man runs counter to the usual binary morality and conservative vigilantism. Most of his rogues gallery start out as regular people. Some may have a grievance or character flaw, but most are not characteristically evil, most of them are just regular, good people before something happens to them, mostly outside their control and they do what they think is necessary to put things right. Spider-man believes it is his responsibility to help these "villains" by removing or dealing with the catalyst behind the criminal behavior then he makes sure they can be rehabilitated. The most important thing being that most of them can be rehabilitated.

The best examples of Spider-man's attitude towards morality and criminal behavior are Sandman and Venom. In Spider-man's encounters with Sandman he learns of his troubled past and works with Sandman to set things right. Thus Spider-man's faith in humanity is rewarded. Venom on the other hand is manipulated by an alien entity and despite his best efforts is unable to let go of his desire for power and/or revenge. Thus Spider-man's faith is betrayed.

JMS however came along and fucked all that shit up by making Spider-man magical and giving him metaphysical villains. Suddenly Spider-man was a metaphysical solution for what was often a scientific problem in his old rogues gallery. So Spider-man didn't just use his faith to guide him towards the correct solution but faith was all he needed to be successful i.e. if he believed in the Spider God hard enough he could escape an impossible situation.

Overall DC definitely leans more to the right while Marvel leans more to the left, politically speaking. There are a few stand outs here and there but this mostly is due to the creators behind the characters and the company having differing views of the world. However individual characters will vacillate politically depending who writes them and due to influence of the editorial staff. So when you break out a particular hero you have to take a story arc, look at who is writing and or drawing it and determine what they are trying to communicate, or are exhibiting unintentionally, using the template of the character. For example Green Arrow was created by the cynical and conservative editorial staff of DC as a stand in for Batman, but he was re-imagined as a bleeding heart liberal in the 1960s by Dennis O'Neil.

TLDR Spider-man has a background in science and believes in criminal rehabilitation so there's a lot for a left leaning reader to latch onto (if you ignore JMS's run as writer). However most characters evolve due to changing creative and editorial staff. So take the perceived political leanings of characters with a grain of salt, because back in the swingin 60's even batman was portrayed like a bleeding heart liberal.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 25, 2016, 12:13:45 am
Can u get pregante...?
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 25, 2016, 12:34:06 am
Can u get pregante...?
Perfectly Normal Novel, October 25, 2016, 12:13:45 am

Salsa Pregante
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Post by: Gyro on October 28, 2016, 12:46:36 am
I have a new avatar for very good reasons (http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php).
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Post by: krytton on October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
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Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2016, 08:20:57 am
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
krytton, October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
Pretty sure you have to enjoy saunas and hate being around people more than those things
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Post by: krytton on October 30, 2016, 11:38:10 pm
i may be turning into a finnaboo, i listen to a finnish band and i enjoy the taste of salmiakki

send help
krytton, October 30, 2016, 08:06:49 am
Pretty sure you have to enjoy saunas and hate being around people more than those things
A Meat, October 30, 2016, 08:20:57 am

well i qualify with one of those
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Post by: NutshellGulag on November 01, 2016, 12:04:28 pm
I will eat salmiakki if it means I get regular sauna access.

Random thought:

Hello daddy! Hello mom!
I'm going to eat this cream cheese danish!
C-C-C-CALORIE BOMB!
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Post by: AgentCoop on November 01, 2016, 01:27:43 pm
I will eat salmiakki if it means I get regular sauna access.

Random thought:

Hello daddy! Hello mom!
I'm going to eat this cream cheese danish!
C-C-C-CALORIE BOMB!
NutshellGulag, November 01, 2016, 12:04:28 pm
Down the street there's fried dough next door
It's the food I've been waiting for
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Post by: Eider Duck on November 03, 2016, 05:55:13 pm
I saw a can of Cullen Skink soup in the supermarket today and suddenly felt homesick. It's funny how it's the little things that can trigger that sort of thing
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 04, 2016, 09:28:45 am
My phone wants to automatically follow the word "hey" with "fuckos."
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Post by: Spooks on November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 05, 2016, 03:50:41 am
Take a moment out of your day to appreciate that while the phrase "e-peen" may figuratively mean this or that, it literally means "electronic penis".
Spooks, November 04, 2016, 04:23:34 pm
is a vibrator an e-peen? what about a wired vibrator that's powered by your computer via USB
A Meat, November 04, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Do Otherkin Dream of Electric Dicks
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm
I'm watching a youtube video and the first seven videos in the sidebar are all "recommended for you" stuff that has nothing to do with the video I'm watching, so thanks.

I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
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Post by: Corn Syrup on November 07, 2016, 08:24:00 pm
I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
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Post by: A Meat on November 08, 2016, 06:29:19 am
Deckbuilding, trump-taking restaurant managing card game
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Post by: jack chick on November 08, 2016, 09:04:48 am
I guess the best I can say is that they're not all terrible recommendations. Two are songs I already like, two are things I might be interested in and only one is so off mark I don't actually know how they arrived at the idea.
moooo566, November 07, 2016, 04:21:13 pm

Ah, that's the result of Youtube's "Total Shot in the Dark" algorithm.
H.P. the Shivhog, November 07, 2016, 08:24:00 pm


OOOOOOOOOOOOONE STEEEEEEEEEP AWAY FROM TRUUUUUUUUE!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 08, 2016, 10:10:55 am
My ex wife just got remarried five years to the day from when we were married.

I wish her well, but that shit is hilarious.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 08, 2016, 11:31:10 am
Snacking on pistachios at work. Was trying to shell a really difficult one, and realized work is literally paying me to shell pistachios.

3 seconds per pistachio (on average), about 50 = 150 seconds or 2.5 minutes =  .242*2.5= work payed me 60 cents to eat pistachios.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 09, 2016, 09:44:11 am
Deckbuilding, trump-taking restaurant managing card game
A Meat, November 08, 2016, 06:29:19 am
A game where you have to defeat the shadow the hedgehog government and the majestic 12 chaos emeralds.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on November 10, 2016, 10:20:40 pm
My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.


The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 11, 2016, 12:09:29 am
That peaceful protest march really went south when the anarchists joined in. I'm tired in a number of ways now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 11, 2016, 01:10:13 pm
Ethanol; the happiest neurotoxin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 12, 2016, 12:49:56 am
Ethanol; the happiest neurotoxin.
3viltiki, November 11, 2016, 01:10:13 pm

I thought that was MDMA.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 13, 2016, 03:48:51 am
That peaceful protest march really went south when the anarchists joined in. I'm tired in a number of ways now.
NutshellGulag, November 11, 2016, 12:09:29 am

As an anarchist, some of us are the biggest shitheads.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on November 14, 2016, 01:24:46 am
An unexpected minor quirk of coming out as trans is that you start getting completely different celebrity lookalike comparisons.

In my case these comparisons are way more flattering. I'm okay with looking like Tilda Swinton.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 14, 2016, 02:19:56 am
I had a really dumb idea to share, but by the time I got here I had totally forgotten what it was about
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nasuth on November 14, 2016, 02:30:28 am
When you really think about it, Terminator 2 is an allegory for a pedophile trying to get that one special boy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 14, 2016, 02:24:02 pm
An unexpected minor quirk of coming out as trans is that you start getting completely different celebrity lookalike comparisons.

In my case these comparisons are way more flattering. I'm okay with looking like Tilda Swinton.
Cleretic, November 14, 2016, 01:24:46 am
Hell yes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 14, 2016, 10:28:51 pm
If California and Texas could just decide that they hated the rest of the US more than eachother, secession could work.

Fortuanetly for the union, that's never going to happen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on November 15, 2016, 12:30:04 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
jack chick, November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
Postmodern anti-social neoluddite-ism?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on November 15, 2016, 01:48:24 pm
What's the scientific word for "every time I go on Facebook and see people posting their wonderful lives I get really depressed"?
sirslarty, November 14, 2016, 09:17:44 pm

freudenschade?
jack chick, November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
Postmodern anti-social neoluddite-ism?
3viltiki, November 15, 2016, 12:30:04 pm

I'm opting for "get help".

(Thought this was the Sadbrains thread.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on November 16, 2016, 10:42:36 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
sirslarty, November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm

Or the Great Pumpkin.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on November 16, 2016, 11:59:46 pm
Trump's secret service codename should be Agent Orange.
sirslarty, November 16, 2016, 05:02:06 pm

Or the Great Pumpkin.
NutshellGulag, November 16, 2016, 10:42:36 pm

Fuckface von Clownstick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 17, 2016, 04:13:15 am
I reckon they should go with one of these:

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2016/11/09/12/germany.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuvkyRCUEAA2F5_.jpg)

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 17, 2016, 01:08:12 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Frank West, November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thony
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on November 18, 2016, 02:54:33 pm
My friend has named his new kitty "Susie", as short for "Susan B. Anthokitty". He doesn't believe me that "Susan. B Anthnyany" is the better terrible name.
Frank West, November 17, 2016, 01:05:28 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thony
A Meat, November 17, 2016, 01:08:12 pm
Mewsan B. Cat-thnyany
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 18, 2016, 03:43:32 pm
Windows 10 forcing update restarts is the worst. Why can I only set 12 active hours? Why is it not giving me an option to delay? Why did it only give me 15 minutes warning?

I could let past versions just sit there for months without updating if I wanted.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nifty Nif on November 19, 2016, 10:41:17 pm
Windows 10 forcing update restarts is the worst. Why can I only set 12 active hours? Why is it not giving me an option to delay? Why did it only give me 15 minutes warning?

I could let past versions just sit there for months without updating if I wanted.
moooo566, November 18, 2016, 03:43:32 pm

Why can't I just use Windows 7?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on November 27, 2016, 12:00:05 pm
There is something that rhymes with "orange" that people actually say: "door hinge".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on November 27, 2016, 05:27:20 pm
Damn you and your lemonade!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on November 27, 2016, 11:51:24 pm
Just remembered the time the shitty upstairs (former) neighbor's brats made my autistic little brother eat dirt so he could be their friend.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 28, 2016, 10:30:52 pm
There is something that rhymes with "orange" that people actually say: "door hinge".
I No Longer Sleep Sherman Tank to Anus, November 27, 2016, 12:00:05 pm

that's only in a southern accent.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 29, 2016, 05:04:22 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 29, 2016, 12:14:11 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
how would you get cats to actually do any labor?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 29, 2016, 01:07:43 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am
how would you get cats to actually do any labor?
A Meat, November 29, 2016, 12:14:11 pm

Passive aggressively. Or, it could be a camp where cats are forced to wear stupid costumes for Youtube videos all the time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 30, 2016, 04:09:34 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am

What labour would they even do? In fact, why would they be there? A punishment dished out by Cat Court?
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Post by: NutshellGulag on November 30, 2016, 07:53:30 pm
A forced labor camp for cats, also known as a mewlog.
Sanguinary Novel, November 29, 2016, 11:24:48 am

WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 01, 2016, 08:22:15 pm
Ballp.it: come for pictures of bronies in diapers, stay for Lemon's web experiments
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 02, 2016, 02:43:59 pm
Considering her reputation (at least in my mind) as one of the most successful female artists there is, it's really weird that I can only actually name two Kylie songs off the top of my head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 02, 2016, 04:25:19 pm
A lot of people keep booze in their desk at the office. The engineers have even started a communal beer fridge (as long as you contribute). No one at leadership has complained. Not sure if that is a good thing, or at least a good thing to be enjoyed until someone cracks down on it.

I put some Baileys in it. It's that time of year, after all. It's good in hot cocoa.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 04, 2016, 06:55:26 am
All of my jobs have involved working in kitchens, so having booze on hand isn't too unusual for me. After a particularly stressful night cooking orders, tasting a ice cold beer that's been kept in the freezer for an hour is the sweetest taste.
I used to work at a pub restaurant where the people working in the kitchen were entitled to a free pint from the bar staff, but this got stopped after too many chefs took the opportunity to order several more pints. There's always at least person who takes a mile when given an inch.

BTW what kind of Baileys? Plain is nice, but I love the hazelnut flavour.
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on December 05, 2016, 12:07:45 am
The second episode of Steven Universe (Laser Light Cannon, the one with the giant, hovering eye) ends as a reference to Luke's destruction of the Death Star in Star Wars -  A New Hope : Through the intuitive use of a magical power passed down from a deceased parent, Steven destroys a spherical super-weapon that threatens his allies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 05, 2016, 10:21:45 am
Laser Light Cannon
Really_Quite_Nice, December 05, 2016, 12:07:45 am

And this immediately happened (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZX62imOapU)
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Post by: Bodark on December 06, 2016, 08:48:36 pm
I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on December 06, 2016, 09:39:02 pm
I know, right? They do is pretty often so I'm kind of surprised.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 07, 2016, 12:31:54 am
I haven't seen Guest get caught in a trap in while.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 06, 2016, 08:48:36 pm

Maybe they're catching on?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 07, 2016, 01:43:17 pm
Whenever someone tells me they eat sugar free sweets and they don't taste any different I want to apologize for their broken sense of taste
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on December 07, 2016, 04:47:11 pm
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 07, 2016, 05:01:45 pm
An alternative to secret santa called blatant santa where you chuck a present at someone's head like, 2 weeks early.
Frank West, December 01, 2016, 02:23:42 am

"Merry Christmas! It's a brick!"
NutshellGulag, December 07, 2016, 04:47:11 pm

Concussions really are the gift that keeps giving
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:34:40 pm
I'm scared and confused. Please don't hurt me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:35:35 pm
Am I being gangstalked?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fanzay on December 07, 2016, 07:41:35 pm
It's all for you, Guest!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 07:48:54 pm
All for me? This entire forum was created for me? The F Plus, even? So that eventually I would join and you could mock me?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on December 07, 2016, 07:52:01 pm
[trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap]
[trap] TRAP SPRUNG [trap]
[trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap][trap]
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 07, 2016, 08:09:29 pm
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Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 10:16:06 pm
I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 07, 2016, 10:27:26 pm
I'm so upset. I feel I've been betrayed. I thought this was a safe place for making fun of other people.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:16:06 pm

(open this page in incognito mode)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on December 07, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bodark on December 08, 2016, 04:26:04 am
Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
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Post by: Malten on December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am
Major shout-out to Tose for being a good sport and going through this rite of passage. You're a fuckin' champ, dude.
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, December 08, 2016, 04:26:04 am
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.
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Post by: AgentCoop on December 08, 2016, 06:37:07 am
I've been played hard. I needed your pity. I'm going to need a lie down.
Tose, December 07, 2016, 10:43:55 pm
This is how you get made on Ballp.it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on December 08, 2016, 02:29:38 pm
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
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Post by: Yavuz on December 08, 2016, 03:47:14 pm
I had to check incognito. It's going to be hard to learn to trust again.Tose, December 08, 2016, 06:31:59 am

It's just an artismonster cock thing that happens here.  To achieve monster cockgesia don't over-monster cockyze it or study it like the monster cockects.  As a monster cockogy, it would be like hitting the olecrmonster cock process of your humerus or falling into a cmonster cock. 

The bmonster cockity of it starts to wear on you after a while though.
Healslime, December 08, 2016, 02:29:38 pm

Do you like to read news or sports clips? If so, you'll find it very difficult to talk about them here. Just try talking about Time clip, or Sports Illustrated clip, or Jacobin clip, or National Review clip, or Esquire clip. It always comes out wrong, and I, personally, am just monster cock enough to get a little irritated sometimes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on December 08, 2016, 06:57:41 pm
One day a Republican senator/representative from the states of Ohio and Utah will appear together on TV and the news will have their usual (Party-State) abbreviation after their names.

So on the screen you'll see a Scooby Doo-ish catchphrase:

R-UT R-OH
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Liatai on December 10, 2016, 11:31:18 pm
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My folks actually used a box/chest on our nightstand when we were kids; you put the tooth in or on the box, and the Tooth Fairy would leave your reward in the box during the night. My little brother was extra lucky; by the time he started losing teeth, my mom was a veteran, crafty tooth fairy, and sewed him a little pillow with a pocket in it. Put tooth in pocket, put pillow on nightstand, check pocket in morning for reward.

It also helped alleviate our fears, as kids, of accidentally rolling over and squashing the tooth fairy in our sleep. XP Maybe a strategy like that will help!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on December 10, 2016, 11:35:03 pm
Wait, the Tooth Fairy isn't real?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on December 11, 2016, 02:35:25 am
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 11, 2016, 02:46:30 am
Well I guess I can stop stealing all of these teeth from the recent dead.

What am I going to do with all of these teeth?
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2016, 11:43:09 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
Frank West, December 11, 2016, 02:35:25 am

Everything Dentata
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on December 11, 2016, 04:50:46 am
In my family you put your tooth in a glass of water beside the bed, and I didn't even remember until I heard all of these obviously worse alternatives.

I mean, that's where you put other teeth and teeth-adjacent things when they leave your mouth!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on December 11, 2016, 08:57:48 am
If I ever opened a dentist's office I'd call it "The Denture Bros".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on December 11, 2016, 10:22:40 am
Being the tooth fairy is fucking harrowing.  Whose idea was it to have a tradition where you have to remove an item from underneath a sleeping child's head and replace it with a different item without waking the child?  I think I might just hand my kids money next time and tell them that the tooth fairy's gonna pay me back later after she gets her paycheck.
Victor Laszlo, December 10, 2016, 10:41:08 pm

My parents would leave a pound coin under our pillow in exchange for a tooth. Because of this tradition, my parents once left an IOU note under my brother's pillow because they realised too late that they couldn't find a pound to leave under the pillow. My brother immediately made fun of our parents because of it. We may have been kids, but we weren't THAT stupid!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 11, 2016, 05:56:26 pm
Yuri on Ice is pretty adorable
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on December 11, 2016, 07:41:51 pm
Judging by the fact that over a third of the whites I serve at the liqour store are East Slavic (Russian, Belorussian, or Ukrainian), either North San Jose has some hidden ethnic community I know nothing about, or some stereotypes are very true.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on December 13, 2016, 06:29:05 am
Fish sauce and salmiakki do not go together.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 13, 2016, 07:50:23 am
There should be a law forcing restaurants to put their playlists online. If wagamama wants to torment me with their swing cover of riptide on loop for an hour, they should at least tell me who was responsible for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 13, 2016, 10:35:01 am
Wow, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson is actually singing "You're Welcome" from Moana. I'm sure it's autotuned and shiz, but I'm impressed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on December 13, 2016, 09:05:30 pm
I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: QueenSyreen on December 14, 2016, 07:46:58 am
I wonder, over the course of the F Plus, how many pieces of writing have left open sentencss, quotes and parentheses. I mean there's so many that we can't be free of them from the amount of people who end them without starting them (although the overlong ellipses would probably help to close things). How many layers are we at?
Cleretic, December 13, 2016, 09:05:30 pm

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))]]]]]]]]]]"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I have ended them. You are free.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on December 14, 2016, 09:58:26 pm
Parents were against Santa Claus, so it's always a bit weird to hear a kid/kids talk about the character as if he actually exists.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 15, 2016, 01:00:51 pm
What kind of video game would John Waters make?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on December 15, 2016, 01:09:05 pm
What kind of video game would John Waters make?
A Meat, December 15, 2016, 01:00:51 pm
No More Heros but replace anime and Lucha Libre with Americana and make it a looooooot more sexual
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 15, 2016, 03:34:56 pm
Just realized that Poe's Law is actually referring to Portal of Evil's Nathan Poe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on December 17, 2016, 02:27:34 pm
Wu Tang Chan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on December 17, 2016, 10:00:42 pm
I've been spending 99% of the time I used to spend on ballpit on Discord lately but I still love you ballpit

gord forgive me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 18, 2016, 12:17:37 pm
I completely forgot how fucking long chkdsk can take to do it's thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on December 22, 2016, 09:06:38 am
I put on gamer's hip clip
When I clip you clip we clip
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 22, 2016, 09:18:35 am
I don't know which forum I got this quote from, but I can't stop thinking about it

"Unrelated, a soy latte, while also an abomination, is hot bean water in hot bean water."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on December 22, 2016, 10:07:38 am
I've had this username for long enough now that I've started to identify with it to the degree of having that weird little "huh? Oops nvm" moment when I hear the word "fruit" irl

Which makes things a little weird when you work at a place that serves fruit. I feel like one of these days someone's going to come up to me like "hey why do you always have this weird reaction for a split second every time anyone mentions fruit"

Because, you know, that's something coworkers would pick up on
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on December 23, 2016, 03:06:35 pm
Gromit is a genius.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 24, 2016, 05:29:05 am
I need better personal christmas traditions than listening to Stog read about fucking santa claus.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 24, 2016, 09:00:22 am
I will never not laugh my head off at Assassin Creed's conspiracy nonsense being presented in a totally serious manner.

I'm tempted to go see the film and laugh at it
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Post by: Vinny Possum on December 24, 2016, 11:53:56 am
I need better personal christmas traditions than listening to Stog read about fucking santa claus.
GirlKisser420, December 24, 2016, 05:29:05 am

Define better.
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Post by: SuperTrainStationH on December 24, 2016, 05:50:39 pm
Today I got to see a muslim give a jew a Christmas present and card today, and they were both happy and grateful as fuck.

Meanwhile there were christians whining because their Starbucks wasn’t Christmasy enough and it was an offense to their christian culture.

Yeah okay.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Bombshops on December 24, 2016, 08:30:41 pm
for the past three days i've had the phrase "motley crewneck" stuck in my head and i have no idea why
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Post by: LaserSeusan on December 25, 2016, 09:20:16 am
Wanna feel old? Remember the Yiff the Otter guy? Apperantly it's been 17 years. Meaning someone born during that time would nearly be old enough to drive today.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on December 25, 2016, 02:58:01 pm
for the past three days i've had the phrase "motley crewneck" stuck in my head and i have no idea why
Bombshops, December 24, 2016, 08:30:41 pm

merry christmas (https://store.motley.com/collections/mens/products/motley-crue-holiday-red-crewneck-sweatshirt?variant=7124601601)
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Post by: Cleretic on December 25, 2016, 09:29:38 pm
I feel like not only can you teach a whole course on why Airplane is the best comedy movie ever made, it is imperative that somebody do so.
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Post by: Spooks on December 26, 2016, 07:34:53 am
The British are so into their kinks they even use "feet" as common measurement! It's a damn wonder we didn't clue in to their fetishism earlier!
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 26, 2016, 07:29:08 pm
Tokyo Gore Police is not good.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 26, 2016, 08:13:49 pm
2017 will be the year I buckle down and do drag at least once. I can't decide whether I want to try to be a smooth charmer drag king named Oliver Clozoff, or a Catskills comedian drag king named Perry Stalsis.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 28, 2016, 01:13:12 am
Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 28, 2016, 01:50:27 pm
Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?
GirlKisser420, December 28, 2016, 01:13:12 am
No mustache, I'm more a sideburns and five-o-clock shadow type.
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Post by: Caroline on December 28, 2016, 05:37:32 pm
A few Christmases ago my mum bought me a fake cat. It's not actually stuffed or anything, but it looks very much like it could be. It's profoundly creepy and terrifying, so after thanking her with total insincerity I put it at the back of a wardrobe in my parents' house, went home to London and forgot all about it. When I came to visit again a few months later, I found it on my bed. There was a brief moment of scrabbling fear, but then I chucked it in a different wardrobe and went about my day. That night, when I went to bed, it was sitting on my pillow. The same thing happened the next night, and the next, and every night for the rest of my stay, despite my increasingly elaborate attempts to hide it. This has been going on for several years, including this Christmas. I'm back in London now, but for all I know it could be sitting on my bed right now. It probably is. I assume it's my mum who keeps putting it there, although I've never caught her in the act (believe me, I've tried) and we've never mentioned it. The other possibility is that it's the cat, but I'd rather not consider that.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on December 30, 2016, 10:18:36 am
I'm very amused every time I see that I Liked That Joke bulbed something.
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 31, 2016, 04:11:46 am
I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness in a can doesn't taste horrible
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Post by: Fanzay on December 31, 2016, 05:58:45 am
I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness doesn't taste horrible
Eider Duck, December 31, 2016, 04:11:46 am

Ftfy
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Post by: Eider Duck on December 31, 2016, 06:18:04 am
Blasphemy! Guinness is great when it's fresh from the tap!
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Post by: boooo566 on December 31, 2016, 06:52:20 pm
Hi there's not really any other appropriate thread to say this so happy new year, internet friends. I hope u have a good 2017.

edit: also i was curious so i looked up whether there was actually anyone in utc-1 and it turns out that right now, happy new year to everyone in the azores, that small section of eastern greendland, and cape verde!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on December 31, 2016, 07:00:39 pm
There's a fucking dad joke in Rogue One and I keep thinking about it and laughing and being kind of mad that I'm laughing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 02, 2017, 12:28:53 am
I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
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Post by: Cleretic on January 02, 2017, 01:20:20 am
I wish I could levitate things. Not for anything useful, but so could lift my cats up while they're sleeping and be able to move around. Gimme my blanket back you jerks
Sanguinary Novel, January 02, 2017, 12:28:53 am
I've put way too much thought into what superpower I'd want, and figured out that just going by what fictional characters have them telekinesis is the best. It's really versatile and powerful, but doesn't really have any in-built downsides.

The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 02, 2017, 10:35:00 am
The only power I'd prefer over that is shapeshifting, but that's always got weird fucking stipulations and limitations that take away all the fun. I don't want to become a shapeshifter only to find out I can only shapeshift into domesticated animals, or bodies of water, or people named Casey.
Cleretic, January 02, 2017, 01:20:20 am
DWAYNE! (http://"http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail192.html")
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Post by: jack chick on January 02, 2017, 12:37:17 pm
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/770/144/31a.gif)
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Post by: positive stress on January 02, 2017, 08:02:31 pm
I've recently been revisiting one of my all-time favorite albums, HLLLYH by The Mae Shi. It's a weird sort of experimental, hyperactive, noisy synth punk concept album with a lot of recurring Old Testament imagery throughout, and in my opinion it's criminally underappreciated. Here's a couple of my favorite songs from it:

Pwnd (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjmgPKR6G-Q), a song about God coming to earth and fucking shit up

Boys in the Attic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpltvDQ5qU), the Punkest song on the album

Young Marks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cu3OcHCaAo), possibly the weirdest use of auto-tune I've ever heard

Anyway I've been a huge fan of this album for a long time now but never understood what the name was supposed to be, thinking maybe the letters stood for something? and then it suddenly clicked that it wasn't an acronym or anything, it's a series of letters that can be read as both HALLELUJAH and HELL YEAH. God damn what a perfect title for an album that is a) full of religious symbolism and b) super high-energy and fucking rocks

Shout out to The Mae Shi, rest in peace, I'll never forget you
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
I can post in comic sans wooo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 04, 2017, 04:33:15 pm
I can post in comic sans wooo
GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
fuck you
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 04, 2017, 08:10:40 pm
cops cant stop me
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend? 
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on January 06, 2017, 08:06:27 pm
cops cant stop me
GirlKisser420, January 04, 2017, 08:10:40 pm

apparently someone reported this user for this post.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 06, 2017, 09:11:47 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

If you want a language with grammar that is very different from English (and is also easy to find material for), might I recommend Turkish? It's on Duolingo, for one thing. Another source that I've used is http://turkishlanguage.co.uk, which gives a pretty good overview of Turkish grammar.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 06, 2017, 09:31:24 pm
I only know one language and that's pathetic.  So I decided to learn a second language and chose Spanish because it's spoken in a large number of countries.  And I hate it.  It's close enough to English that everything sounds like a pig-latin attempt at English.  And when I go to Spanish-speaking YouTube it's mostly people fighting on talk shows.  To be fair, the talk-show fights are a lot better than the ones on US television; I went in expecting standard slap-fests and saw a lot of great hip-throws.  To be more fair, I wouldn't want someone from a Spanish-speaking country to log onto YouTube and judge my culture by pewdiepie.

But Spanish isn't working for me.  I need a new second language and South-East Asian cultures are too authoritarian for my tastes.  Is there anything you'd recommend?
Healslime, January 06, 2017, 06:18:10 pm

Kinda sorta a recommendation, but American Sign Language? Not truly another language, but still super helpful.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: znarf on January 06, 2017, 11:17:49 pm
Driving home from work the other day I thought of the phrase, "angel haired pastatute".

People don't like noodle based puns.  They told me to stop being such a pesto.
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Post by: Frank West on January 07, 2017, 10:36:30 am
Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 04:51:25 pm
Naming a maid or servant character in a TV show "Alexa" so that every time a character asks her to do something, the viewer's alexa gets set off.
Wank Fest, January 07, 2017, 10:36:30 am

"I'll have my secretary, Okgoogle, call you tomorrow to confirm, then. Good night."
(click)
"Okgoogle, remember to call Cliff Buttington tomorrow at 9."
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
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Post by: Frank West on January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 07, 2017, 06:34:20 pm
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 08, 2017, 06:16:25 am
Just now noticed that Frank West changed his name to Wank Fest. The whole time my brain has been jumbling the letters around, whistling, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 05:04:01 pm

What are you talking about???
Frank West, January 07, 2017, 06:13:49 pm

Prank Best
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:31:12 pm

Dank Quest
Sanguinary Novel, January 07, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

Lank Vest
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 07, 2017, 06:34:20 pm

Spank Mess
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 08, 2017, 10:32:52 am
Someone at work was looking for a rubber glove and the whole day I was thinking about song parodies about rubber gloves.

(to the tune of "The One I Love" by R.E.M.)

This one goes out to my rubber glove.
This one goes to the left and right.
A double prop to protect me from grime.
This one goes out to my rubber gloves.

Drier!



(to the tune of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Lappard)

CHORUS
Pour some acid on me.
Use a rubber glove.
Pour some acid on me.
Come on and burn me up.
Pour some acid on me
Burning feeling's not enough

Highly corrosive, dissolve my skin
Eat away my epidermis.


(to the tune of "Stop! In the e of Love" by The Supremes)

Stop!
Use a rubber glove.
Before you remove my heart.


I had more (like for "Tainted Love", "All You Need Is Love" and "Comfortably Numb", et al) but they were rehashes of the same lyrics.
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Post by: Gyro on January 08, 2017, 07:23:16 pm
We should have elected John Toast as President instead of this Trump asshole, because then we'd have the first Punsident of the United States.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 09, 2017, 04:07:57 am
I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on January 09, 2017, 08:04:59 am
I stole a paperclip because it had a winky face on it. I don't know what to do with it now. Its contemptuous smile haunts me.
Tose, January 09, 2017, 04:07:57 am

"In further news, Microsoft's 'Clippy' was abducted from his home in the Chicago suburbs late last evening. The kidnappers have not yet contacted authorities with a ransom or list of demands, and Clippy's family is currently fearing the worst."
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 09, 2017, 11:13:43 am
In other news, a man with smiling yellow face and glasses was seen at the local scrap metal recycling plant. Employees report the man answered to "Bob" and was "more than happy" to deposit a double-bent piece of metal free of charge. The man was seen with a jittery green dragon holding a coffee cup.
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Post by: Trav on January 11, 2017, 02:56:04 pm
"I shot a kid!"

I haven't been able to get that stupid, amazing line out of my head.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 11, 2017, 06:34:08 pm
There's a Gray Catbird that's been hanging out by some shrubs at a train station the last few weeks, it's weird because it's hundreds of miles outside of its supposed wintering range.  It's fat as all hell so I don't think it has a hard time finding food, but I'm not sure it's really built for 14°F weather?  It forages with a Robin crew, so thankfully it's got some company until spring.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 11, 2017, 06:50:36 pm
420am Robin Crew ft. Catbyrd Gray on Bass
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Post by: positive stress on January 11, 2017, 07:44:10 pm
My mom always sends me pictures of receipts and Starbucks drinks and stuff where people spell her name wrong and it's my favorite thing

She just sent me a receipt that said "Charrell" at the top oh my god. Daft Punk - Get Lucky (feat. Charrell Williams)
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Post by: Vinny Possum on January 11, 2017, 08:08:38 pm
Lost my smartphone in Osaka somewhere. It should still be in the hotel but I can't find hide nor hair of it.

I only mention this because it made me realize how goddamned dependent I've become on the thing. Two years ago I got along just fine without one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 11, 2017, 08:35:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3mLeDGG.png)

Image for context
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chestrockwell on January 11, 2017, 09:21:03 pm
We kinkshame the president now

Also im the 420th member of the steam group
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 12, 2017, 12:22:27 am
My need to share all the inexplicable erotic fan fiction that I find aloud is driving away all my friends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: BARK RANGER on January 12, 2017, 12:35:13 am
We kinkshame the president now
Chestrockwell, January 11, 2017, 09:21:03 pm

Yeah don't count on it

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/819114341911904256 (https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/819114341911904256)
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Post by: A Meat on January 12, 2017, 01:58:10 am
My need to share all the inexplicable erotic fan fiction that I find aloud is driving away all my friends.
Tose, January 12, 2017, 12:22:27 am
Welcome to the club
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Post by: Eider Duck on January 12, 2017, 06:04:06 am
It's sad what's become of Robert DeNiro's career
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Post by: Frank West on January 12, 2017, 10:57:20 am
Internet conspiracies helped decide the election, we have tv shows about steampunk, a furry movie was the most popular children's movie, the president gets into flamewars, and the whole country is talking about pissplay.

It's time to face it guys: 2016 was the year weird internet took over the real world. We're living in web 3.0, where everyone is a F Plus exhibit.
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Post by: SirSlarty on January 12, 2017, 07:15:57 pm
To the tune of "If You Leave" by OMD

I bought you once.
I bought you twice.
I got you at a discount price.

I need you now
Like I needed you then.
Someday you'll be on sale again.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2017, 06:06:02 am
horse tranquilizer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: CHUDsMcKenzie on January 15, 2017, 12:17:48 am
Oh, if only I could show 18 year old me where I'd be in 10 years. Sitting by myself in my bed drinking beer and watching YouTube videos of Ashens review dollar/pound store crap.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 15, 2017, 03:12:08 pm
Benedict Cumberbatch's face kind of looks from some angles like a morbidly obese letter T
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 16, 2017, 04:58:28 pm
I'm a lot like the soylent green guy but instead of cannibalism it's about anchovies being Good
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Post by: Bodark on January 16, 2017, 08:30:40 pm
I can't believe one of my favourite non-friend Twitter accounts is essentially a Richard Nixon roleplayer
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Post by: positive stress on January 17, 2017, 02:50:35 pm
It's very possible I've already said this in this thread because I think about it every time I hear the song Don't Let's Start by They Might Be Giants but man there is one part in that song that I just love:

D, world Destruction
Over and Overture
N, do I Need
apostrophe T, need this Torture?


The fact that he says "apostrophe" there is so funny and it's something that I don't think any other band would have done. It's such a purely TMBG thing to do and I love it so much
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Post by: A Meat on January 17, 2017, 02:51:38 pm
Sexually Transmitted Identity Document
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Post by: Cleretic on January 17, 2017, 07:19:29 pm
Sexually Transmitted Identity Document
A Meat, January 17, 2017, 02:51:38 pm
I really wish I remembered the reasoning my friends and I had for considering time travel an STD. I think it might've stemmed from me trying to rationalize the mindset that you can't have both a time machine and a family because there's no way in hell you could hide it from them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 17, 2017, 07:34:31 pm
Fat free feta should be illegal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: CHUDsMcKenzie on January 17, 2017, 07:57:49 pm
People keep saying that we live in a post truth world. I don't think that statement is complete enough. I think we live in a post reality world.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on January 17, 2017, 08:36:35 pm
It took me three days to realise that I didn't get a single birthday present.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 18, 2017, 08:09:38 pm
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am

In that same thread, does Sherman Tank have a text file with all of the names he's used?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 18, 2017, 08:13:13 pm
Seriously fuck Baby Boomers.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on January 18, 2017, 08:44:01 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm

(http://www.grandprofile.com/Myspace_Comments/Welcome_Comments/images/Welcome-2-Myspace.gif)
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Post by: BARK RANGER on January 18, 2017, 09:30:21 pm
How DO you represent technology in a mural intended to last five+ years without that shit not looking dated in two? All I can think of it looking like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/HeFHKyk.jpg)
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 07:54:01 pm

(https://i.imgur.com/IJHQuxl.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: positive stress on January 18, 2017, 10:22:14 pm
I don't think I could ever get LASIK. When my vision first started getting blurry, I hated having to wear glasses, but now I can't imagine having clear vision all the time. Being able to basically switch my eyes off is so relaxing sometimes. Like, whenever I'm on break at work I take off my glasses and it's like saying "yeah everything around me is absolutely not my problem right now, I can't see it and I can't care about it."

Another reason is because that shit's expensive
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 21, 2017, 06:48:01 pm
It took me three days to realise that I didn't get a single birthday present.
Tose, January 17, 2017, 08:36:35 pm
Would you like one?

You have two choices:
* three randomly chosen Kindle books
* a mystery box full of weird, randomly picked gifts

choose wisely
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 22, 2017, 12:53:03 am
I just realized recently that you can tell entirely by how I dress that my first attempts to make something visual were superhero costumes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 22, 2017, 03:09:15 pm
I can't believe one of my favourite non-friend Twitter accounts is essentially a Richard Nixon roleplayer
Bodark the Red-Nosed Sasquatch, January 16, 2017, 08:30:40 pm

that guy is unbelievably good at what he does, it's uncanny
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on January 23, 2017, 12:14:31 pm
One day I will pet and cuddle a penguin, and I look forward to that day
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm
One day I will pet and cuddle a penguin, and I look forward to that day
Eider Duck, January 23, 2017, 12:14:31 pm

They smell terrible though.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on January 23, 2017, 01:44:23 pm
They smell terrible though.
Gyro, January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm

Like fish? That's a smell I'm very used to!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on January 23, 2017, 02:20:44 pm
They smell terrible though.
Gyro, January 23, 2017, 01:31:28 pm

Like fish?
Eider Duck, January 23, 2017, 01:44:23 pm

Like shit.

Source: Friend who conducted a geological survey in Antarctica. She was ambivalent about them before she went, wanted to kick them out of her way by the time she was done.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 23, 2017, 02:27:18 pm
Come to Victoria, Australia and check out the fairy penguins
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: BARK RANGER on January 23, 2017, 02:50:53 pm
Unpopular opinion: Alcids  ≥  Penguins

Dovekies are basically perfect

(https://i.imgur.com/BRBTweT.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 23, 2017, 05:04:34 pm
Unpopular opinion: Alcids  ≥  Penguins

Dovekies are basically perfect

(https://i.imgur.com/BRBTweT.jpg)
BARK RANGER, January 23, 2017, 02:50:53 pm

I LOVE THIS BIRB
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 24, 2017, 07:03:44 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
A Meat, January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Considered, yes, but I'm not sure what the best way to do it is. I mean it's probably Crunchyroll, but I haven't really looked.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 24, 2017, 08:25:15 am
I feel so goddamn bad for the artist who created Pepe the frog. It's one thing to know that somewhere someone is jerking off to your creation, but to have it be used as a new symbol for literal nazis? Fuck.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 24, 2017, 09:52:19 am
Nail polish is making me do Jojo poses.

I don't think I can stop, I think this is just an involuntary action I'm going to have to live with now. I don't even watch Jojos, it's just a thing my hands are doing that I recognize as Jojos because of what little I've seen!
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 06:01:42 am
Have you considered remedying this? It's very fun and camp
A Meat, January 24, 2017, 06:08:54 am
Considered, yes, but I'm not sure what the best way to do it is. I mean it's probably Crunchyroll, but I haven't really looked.
Cleretic, January 24, 2017, 07:03:44 am

There's a new dub coming soon if I remember right. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be on Crunchyroll or something when it comes out. I think it'll cover Parts 1-3. There's already a dub for Parts 1&2, but it's by a different studio, so voice actors in Part 3 will be different and whatever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on January 27, 2017, 02:31:43 am
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
it's true but also you reminded me of a Toast post:

quote]
Songs From A Neutral Milk Hotel Album That Does Not Reference The Holocaust

“Everything In This Song Is Spelled According To Modern Convention”

“A Girl Who Is Alive And Not Anne Frank Plays A Piano Without Any Semen On It”

“No One Visited The Penny Arcade That Day”

“The Characters On This Old-Timey Postcard Have Not Come To Life To Comfort You About Your Parents’ Divorce”

“The Boy With One Head On His Body”

“I Have Pictures Of My Living Family And No Pictures Of Executed Criminals In This Photo Album”

“My Mother Is A Human Woman And Not A Trash Can”

“The Ship Reached Its Destination Safely”

“I’ve Never Buried Anyone, Have You?”

“Forks Are For Eating With And Nothing Else”

“Sure, The Holocaust Was Awful But That’s Not Really Something We Need To Talk About On Such A Nice Night”

“The Dog Lived”

“Let’s Not Talk About Our Bodily Fluids Until We’ve Gotten To Know Each Other Better”

“Girls Who Live Above The Ground And Not Buried Underneath It Are My Favorite Kind Of Girls”

“None Of Us Are Bleeding”

“This Ferris Wheel Has No Ghosts On It, Just Paying Customers”

“Nobody Is Floating In Space After Committing Infanticide”

“Your Spine Is Your Own Business And I Won’t Replace It With Newspapers”
Quote from
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Chestrockwell on January 27, 2017, 04:35:34 pm

In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm
I only listened this album to spite someone who hated it. I ended up loving it and now its in my top 3.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 27, 2017, 06:48:34 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm

I LOVE YOU JEEESUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIII-IIIIIIIST

JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on January 27, 2017, 11:53:25 pm
In the aeroplane over the sea is a top 10, one bulb=one prayer
AgentCoop, January 26, 2017, 11:32:26 pm

I LOVE YOU JEEESUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIII-IIIIIIIST

JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
sirslarty, January 27, 2017, 06:48:34 pm
Yeessssssssss IIIIII DOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 29, 2017, 08:15:17 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
montrith, January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am

There's a semi-organized effort by racists and mras and etc. to search twitter for specific keywords and then shout at the person using them as much as possible. They're literally using the search engine, cause it happens to accounts with no retweets or attention, so they're probably finding you actually posting feminist stuff frequently and following automatically, to make their harrassment easier.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 29, 2017, 11:52:48 am
That's a bleak way to spend your rapidly diminishing time left in this universe.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: montrith on January 30, 2017, 03:33:57 am
I maintain a Twitter for a small feminist organisation in Finnish and can someone please explain to me why racists and MRAs keep following me when it is obvious I'm gonna block them immediately? I'm not an idiot, I don't start arguments with random Internet trolls, especially when I'm representing my group.
montrith, January 29, 2017, 06:03:19 am

There's a semi-organized effort by racists and mras and etc. to search twitter for specific keywords and then shout at the person using them as much as possible. They're literally using the search engine, cause it happens to accounts with no retweets or attention, so they're probably finding you actually posting feminist stuff frequently and following automatically, to make their harrassment easier.
Frank West, January 29, 2017, 08:15:17 am

The thing is, they never even get to yell at me. They follow me, I check their profile and block them, and that's the end of that. The entire extent of our communication is "ChauvinistPig followed you" "You have blocked ChauvinistPig".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on January 30, 2017, 09:34:22 pm
I wonder if Boots/Lemon keep a doc around with all of the songs used in episodes. Do they have just a text file sitting around with general categories? Like, "Hey if we ever do this topic, this song would be great". After 240 episodes its gotta be a little hard finding a song.
Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2017, 10:56:44 am

In that same thread, does Sherman Tank have a text file with all of the names he's used?
Sanguinary Novel, January 18, 2017, 08:09:38 pm

Nope!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm
Bottomless Breasts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 30, 2017, 10:46:28 pm
Bottomless Breasts
sirslarty, January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm

Come on down to Pooters!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on January 31, 2017, 06:58:19 am
Bottomless Breasts
sirslarty, January 30, 2017, 10:18:45 pm

Topless Salad and Bottomless Polka.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 31, 2017, 10:42:22 am
My hair is finally long enough to fit entirely in a ponytail. I've always kept moderately long hair, but this is the longest it's been since I was 17. So like 9 years. I'm proud of myself.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on January 31, 2017, 11:18:50 am
You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am

My god. I couldn't see the forest for the trees, so to speak. While money has limited liquidity based on the willingness of people to trade the equity, bulbs are infinitely liquid - their worth or lack of never changes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on January 31, 2017, 11:41:18 am
*extremely Adam Curtis voice* "But while the people of ballp.it had their concerns rerouted towards 'football congresses' and 'cursed images' those in power remained fixated on the only thing that has ever mattered in this world.

Bulbs"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on January 31, 2017, 01:04:27 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am

Free will is a myth! Religion is a joke. We are all controlled by something greater: Bulbs! The DNA of the post.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 31, 2017, 02:26:40 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 31, 2017, 04:58:54 pm
Is a poster not entitled to the Bulbs of their brow?

No, says the shitposter, it belongs to no one.

No, says the moderators, it belongs to the people.

No, says the man in Minneapolis, it belongs to me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on January 31, 2017, 08:55:16 pm
Lemon is running a highly sophisticated racketeering scheme through the efforts of the F plus.

He told me i'd get 99 years of membership while clearly he only offers 21. Members of the racketeering elite also include Boots Raingear, who uses ballp.it donations to fund his decadent bachelor lifestyle.
Sseth672, January 31, 2017, 06:19:17 am

You're not looking deep enough. It's not about the money, money is meaningless to people this powerful. It's about bulbs, that's where the true power lies.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Don't listen to Frank West, he is the true Bulb Baron. He slings his lies so that he can covet your bulbs. Lemon is true, he provides bulbs for us all.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 11:42:39 am

Provably wrong, when I stole the power of bulbs from the powerful I distributed them to all  (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1984.msg62237#msg62237)until the man shut me down.

I'm basically like Robin Hood and Jesus.
Frank West, January 31, 2017, 01:13:28 pm
That is fake forum, I don't trust it.
Achilles' Heelies, January 31, 2017, 02:26:40 pm

Fiat bulbs are worthless. Mods must reinstitute the gold standard! #googlebulbpaul
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 31, 2017, 09:27:54 pm

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on February 01, 2017, 09:40:02 am
I love you and your caffeinated ways, coffee. We should marry
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on February 02, 2017, 03:04:06 am
Brown rice is the rich man's white rice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 02, 2017, 07:02:43 am
My housemate's girlfriend has really fucking tiny feet.

I only mention this because she left her shoes by the door, and they look legit like something for a five year old.

It's either that or they have a toddler that has somehow been hidden from me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on February 02, 2017, 07:09:55 pm
I want to program a bot for facebook and twitter that automatically responds to every post about how we've never landed on the moon with a link to the wiki article on the Lunar Retroreflectors (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment) and a google search on local laser rental agencies.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 03, 2017, 08:40:50 pm
"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: znarf on February 04, 2017, 02:24:58 am
"Gamergate" is term in Myrmecology (the study of ants) used to refer to species in which all the workers are fertile and thus vie for dominance to become the queen and have the right to reproduce. From now on whenever I hear about Gamergate that's what I'm going to assume is being talked about.
温尼负鼠, February 03, 2017, 08:40:50 pm

I just think it's shit new school gamers that are misspelling Shadowgate.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on February 04, 2017, 05:01:23 am
... There's a THIRD Hemsworth brother that acts?!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on February 05, 2017, 07:39:16 pm
Do you think that if Cloud Strife's feet grew to be like 3x their normal size and teared out of his shoes, would he be really embarassed?

Not a fetish lol just wondering
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 06, 2017, 11:20:43 pm
"Ordering this $72 case of cold brew coffee concentrate totally makes sense, if you think about it. You save money, in the end. No, it's not completely stupid and upper white class hipster as fuck"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: dijon du jour on February 07, 2017, 12:04:28 am
I'm never using this new shampoo I bought again because its smell is messing with my sense of taste and now milk tastes like Rum Chata.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sseth672 on February 08, 2017, 01:49:23 am
"Ordering this $72 case of cold brew coffee concentrate totally makes sense, if you think about it. You save money, in the end. No, it's not completely stupid and upper white class hipster as fuck"
Sanguinary Novel, February 06, 2017, 11:20:43 pm

I completely sympathize. I got far too much rich brew Arabica sitting in mason jars taunting me for my moment of weakness. After this it'll only be granulated instant Nescafe. forever.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 08, 2017, 02:01:59 am
Is there a restaurant called "wok af" already?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 08, 2017, 07:00:19 pm
These coconut toffee candies taste like the bunches in honey bunches of oats cereal.

I'm okay with this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on February 09, 2017, 01:00:23 am
I ride the bus so often that at least two drivers have recognized me (off the clock). I guess that's what you get when you don't have a car and you live in a relatively small town.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 09, 2017, 01:11:31 pm
I searched Google images for "good-looking horse" and nothing My Little Pony came up in the results.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Liatai on February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 10, 2017, 06:02:07 am
My name is David Posts
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Standplaats Kraków on February 11, 2017, 10:47:53 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on February 11, 2017, 11:45:19 am
it's fucked up they make horses and dogs be cops
Standplaats Kraków, February 11, 2017, 10:47:53 am

(http://i.imgur.com/B9X2Kt2.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 04:45:51 am
I can really just post fucking anything in this thread


Ass ass ass
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on February 13, 2017, 04:53:22 am
Hey, you dumb babies. I'm back.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on February 13, 2017, 06:51:43 am
Alex Jones is 43. Fourty-three. Does screaming that much really age you so quickly?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 13, 2017, 01:13:59 pm
The Rogue specialization Outlaw in World of Warcraft: Legion gives you the ability to preternaturally locate treasure by displaying it on your minimap.

I wonder how that's explained in-universe, is it pirate magic? Presumably the same kind that makes you not have to own a pistol to use pistol shot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 13, 2017, 11:24:17 pm
porb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Liatai, February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm

Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
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Post by: Yavuz on February 14, 2017, 12:24:04 am
I never realized just how many Yiddish words have entered my daily vocabulary until I moved to a place without a healthy Jewish population. I miss hearing it routinely, there are so many words that are just perfect to use, and fun to say.

"Just gonna schlep these tchotchkes over here..." "Gonna grab a little nosh, be right back!" "Ah, don't pay me any mind, I'm just kvetching." "Man, she's got some real chutzpah! You know?" "They're just schmoozing over there, I'm not one for that kind of kibitzing." "That's his whole schtick, you know? Being overly schmaltzy...."

"... What do you mean you've never heard that word before? Really?" X3
Liatai, February 09, 2017, 11:47:14 pm

Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
sirslarty, February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm

Putz does indeed come from Yiddish. Apparently the original word means both "fool" and "penis".
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Post by: Cleretic on February 14, 2017, 04:38:17 am
Yiddish words are fun to say and they've worked their way into PA Dutch.

Words like schmutz, oy vey, oy gevalt and schmikelkutzen. Oh and putz is also Yiddish (I think).
sirslarty, February 13, 2017, 11:36:00 pm
Hell, I say Yiddish-origin words (mainly 'putz') and I met the first Jewish person I ever met last year. European Jews made the best-sounding words!
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Post by: A Meat on February 15, 2017, 03:40:16 am
Is there a romantic comedy about grifters? If not, I better get writing soon I guess
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 15, 2017, 05:40:08 pm
i live for bulbs, i die for bulbs, i kill for bulbs
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Post by: Yavuz on February 15, 2017, 09:42:54 pm
Probably one of the most liked comments I've ever made on Facebook is just a screencap of a dril tweet. Lesson learned: never put any effort into anything, just shitpost 24/7.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 16, 2017, 12:25:05 am
Probably one of the most liked comments I've ever made on Facebook is just a screencap of a dril tweet. Lesson learned: never put any effort into anything, just shitpost 24/7.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, February 15, 2017, 09:42:54 pm
fucked up if true
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 16, 2017, 08:50:19 am
My cat Ferdinand is always super chatty before and after I get in the shower, and hangs out in between the liner and curtain during. I wonder if he's just annoyed I went somewhere he won't go, or he's distressed that's the big dumb cat human is so dumb that they keep hanging out in water.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on February 16, 2017, 08:08:35 pm
There are five Chuck E Cheese locations in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

 I wouldn't break the Prime Directive but I'm kind of curious what #pizzagate would do with this critical intel
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Post by: Sseth672 on February 18, 2017, 10:03:59 am
There are five Chuck E Cheese locations in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

 I wouldn't break the Prime Directive but I'm kind of curious what #pizzagate would do with this critical intel
BARK RANGER, February 16, 2017, 08:08:35 pm

"What does Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and King Salman have in common?"
"A sickening obsession with man's oldest vice: Cheese Pizza"
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Post by: bubbleuj on February 18, 2017, 05:51:57 pm
I'm probably the worst Hindu ever but goddamn the music is rad as fuccckk.
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Post by: Malten on February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
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Post by: Gyro on February 19, 2017, 12:59:35 pm
Ages ago somebody on Something Awful called Bitcoins "Dunning-Krugerrands" and I still think about how that's the best possible description of Bitcoin.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on February 19, 2017, 02:35:18 pm
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
Tose the Handsome Anime Boy, February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am

 Nah, you did the right thing.  If you hadn't helped, it probably would have gotten picked off by whatever your local predators are (cats, raptors, etc.), not exactly a peaceful death.  Age and time of year is important though; if it's a young bird in spring (hatch year birds can look  surprisingly adult, depending on the species), it could just be learning to fly, in which case it's best to leave it alone.

 I only get American Goldfinches where I live, no Lessers but oh man... they are top birbs.  Watching a cluster of them burst out of a patch of goldenrod tweeting up a storm on a hot summer morning is [freakout]
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Post by: bubbleuj on February 19, 2017, 02:49:59 pm
I found a male lesser goldfinch huddled against the railroad tracks while on a walk today. There was nothing obviously wrong with it except that it was there on the ground and not fleeing. I brought it to a wildlife rescue place and they said I could call tomorrow to see how it was doing. It's funny. They just assume you're gonna be kinda attached to the animal you brought in.

Here's a picture of one because they are cute and so very tiny.
(https://download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/24950991)

I do second guess myself every time I try helping an animal, though, cause I don't want to disturb a peaceful death or stress it out and cause it to fair worse. ):
Tose the Handsome Anime Boy, February 19, 2017, 01:19:45 am

If you do end up calling, please let us know how the bird is doing!
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Post by: Cleretic on February 20, 2017, 03:10:43 am
On a lighter note to my post in the 'strategic jargon' thread, because it doesn't deserve to be derailed by my light-hearted fantasy-elaborations: I often amuse myself by trying to figure out what kind of villainous entity various large companies would be.

Amazon is absolutely 'death ray evil', like a Bond villain or a Lex Luthor thing where they're just thinly-veiling some evil scheme. Google and Apple are both Deus Ex-esque 'conspiracy cyberpunk' that's ubiquitous and innocent until they flip the 'take over the world' switch. eBay I can't see as anything high-level, but would be complicit in black-market dealings and taken down by some street-level hero like Daredevil. Nintendo is obviously the friendly company targeting kids for some nefarious-but-soft plan in a kid-focused TV show or movie, but that's so clear you wouldn't even have to make any changes.
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Post by: Spooks on February 20, 2017, 03:45:40 pm
If yaoi moms exist, so must yuri dads.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 21, 2017, 08:36:49 am
Can a hypochondriac have hypochondria about hypochondria?
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Post by: Spooks on February 21, 2017, 03:49:30 pm
In order to understand a yaoi mom you have to internalize two thoughts: the notion of homosexuality being sexy and the notion of sexuality being experienced by a female.

The flip side of the alt-right coin isn't SJWs, it's yaoi moms.
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Post by: Malten on February 22, 2017, 03:12:50 am
Got up to go to bathroom and came back to see a spider in my bed. It crawled between my blankets. Tried to save it with a cup, but ended up smashing off three legs. ): ):
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 24, 2017, 03:04:03 am
pasta good
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Post by: A Meat on February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?
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Post by: Eider Duck on February 24, 2017, 08:00:18 am
God, ceilidh is such a hard word to spell without goggling it. No wonder Gaelic is a dying language, it's a pain in the ass to spell
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Post by: Baldr on February 24, 2017, 01:03:21 pm
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?A Meat, February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am

Because they'd just fuck it up, like they fuck up everything else they try to teach.
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Post by: A Meat on February 24, 2017, 01:30:57 pm
Why isn't statistics a required class in high school?A Meat, February 24, 2017, 03:09:12 am

Because they'd just fuck it up, like they fuck up everything else they try to teach.
Healslime, February 24, 2017, 01:03:21 pm
Good point, I sometimes forget that my high school experience isn't representative of most.
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Post by: Baldr on February 24, 2017, 02:30:45 pm
When other people are charitable towards my uncharitable statements it makes me feel like a bad person.
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on February 26, 2017, 07:31:02 am
If I had enough money to build a huge mansion, I would set aside a room to store really secure boxes in order to store valuable items and vast amounts of money.

I'd call it a "Safe Space."
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 26, 2017, 11:01:07 am
If I had enough money to build a huge mansion, I would set aside a room to store really secure boxes in order to store valuable items and vast amounts of money.

I'd call it a "Safe Space."
MyFaceBeHi, February 26, 2017, 07:31:02 am

One of the boxes has a single scrap of paper with "My Feelings" written on it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 26, 2017, 02:41:16 pm
When a Fucking Hand Fetish Forum is locked down harder than most banks #fplusproblems
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on February 26, 2017, 02:42:58 pm
Butter has an energy density roughly six times than that of TNT.

EDIT: Which really means we should be measuring the strength of nuclear weapons, meteorite impacts, or supervolcanoes in terms of how many million tons of butter, or MEGABUTTERS, they are equivalent to.

"The Tsar-Bomb was the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated on earth, equivalent to 8.3 Megabutters."
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Post by: Sseth672 on February 27, 2017, 02:28:56 am
Butter has an energy density roughly six times than that of TNT.

EDIT: Which really means we should be measuring the strength of nuclear weapons, meteorite impacts, or supervolcanoes in terms of how many million tons of butter, or MEGABUTTERS, they are equivalent to.

"The Tsar-Bomb was the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated on earth, equivalent to 8.3 Megabutters."
LancashireMcGee, February 26, 2017, 02:42:58 pm
Burn that butter for power stations, measure the output in PaulaDeenaHertz - or in milliMyocardial Infarcations.
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Post by: A Meat on February 27, 2017, 02:41:21 pm
Eyelashes are moustaches for your eyeballs

Maybe I should get some sleep
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 28, 2017, 04:30:24 am
it would be funny to distend my jaw and eat ostrich eggs whole
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 01, 2017, 03:13:19 pm
A podcast where the people tell and discuss stories about different sex workers in history could be called the Trollop.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 02, 2017, 08:40:54 am
I could never be on the cast of a TV show/film franchise. I would be "accidently" leaking fake spoilers all the time to wind up the fans
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Post by: Lemon on March 02, 2017, 12:17:31 pm
Hi Lyft Driver!

It sure is weird that you chose birth control methods as a topic of conversation, but I guess I can see how we got here. We started out talking about kids and... well, it didn't naturally make it's way there, when I think about it. Kids to birth control is a hard jump, and I think you brought up the kid thing.

Anyway, I'm not squeamish and I am polite, so god damn it I am gonna have this conversation with you, but I am going to talk about it in the abstract. "Yes, these various methods exist, one might be interested in trying this particular method." But, if we're going down this fucking road, Lyft driver, you're gonna need to heed one very simple rule: Never ask me

“What does it feel like?”

And when I demure from this line of questioning with something fairly explicit, such as "I don't want to talk about that." (because in addition to everything else it isn't even noon yet), this is not a more acceptable followup:

“But does it feel good?”

It's too bad I have to wait for the ride to be over before I can rate you, but here we go:
[star] [star] [empty] [empty] [empty]

...Because I mean, you didn't make me hold your sandwich like Healslime's driver did.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 02, 2017, 03:24:56 pm
It's a few hours past noon now.  Will you tell us what it feels like?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2017, 04:46:24 pm
doo dee doo dee doo dum de dum
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Post by: krytton on March 02, 2017, 05:15:35 pm
had a dream where i made a good post on ballpit
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 02, 2017, 05:35:30 pm
funny, that was my nightmare
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 02, 2017, 08:02:35 pm
Yeah, I think it's time to rewatch MST3K again. And this time, include all of the Joel episodes.
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Post by: Cleretic on March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
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Post by: Bunnybread on March 03, 2017, 07:16:48 am
It's a few hours past noon now.  Will you tell us what it feels like?
Victor Laszlo, March 02, 2017, 03:24:56 pm

Was the birth control method abstinence?  Because I've not had sex before a couple times.

It was awful.  I really don't recommend it.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 03, 2017, 11:07:16 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
Cleretic, March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am

I like to think that it was done like a clinical drug trial. There were groups of volunteers, each one being made to lick a different tasting cartridge and fill in a questionaire afterwards. "Okay, so the cartridges aren't delicious or harmful to the rats, let's see how the humans react."
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Post by: bubbleuj on March 03, 2017, 10:12:41 pm
I went to my first metal concert. I'm usually scared of metal music because I'm a giant baby. But the concert was good and cool and everyone was really nice.

It was like a drag show but with Vikings. There was even choreography!! 
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Post by: Spooks on March 04, 2017, 11:47:20 am
A Run The Jewels/Mort Garson mashup called Planter Like A Panther.
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 04, 2017, 04:42:53 pm
Surprised but also relieved at the lack of fan content featuring pharmaceutical mascots

How is there not a single image of the Zoloft Blob wearing the Abilify Robe
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Post by: dijon du jour on March 04, 2017, 06:59:14 pm
I should draw fanart of the Lamisil Gremlin fucking a toenail.
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Post by: bigfangirl on March 04, 2017, 11:27:44 pm
I wonder if anyone has attached a gopro or similar camera to a kite and then flown it. I bet it would look really cool. I also like the combination of technology from centuries ago with modern recording equipment.
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Post by: AlbieQuirky on March 05, 2017, 12:36:36 am
The Nintendo Switch's carts have been specifically engineered to taste terrible, to make sure no child swallows one. This was a deliberate decision and outcome, the entire implied process is hilarious to me.

This was either specifically in a design doc somewhere, and/or came up in a meeting and invoked very involved discussions about how bad it should taste, how it should be incorporated into the manufacturing process, all that. Presumably, for at least a week, this was somebody's primary job and task. They came to work, every day, to work out--either through meticulous selection or engineering--the specifically worst-tasting substance they could coat the Switch's games in, which was also not dangerous to the console (or presumably for people ingesting it). They probably went through several candidates, in fact.
Cleretic, March 03, 2017, 03:41:21 am

I like to think that it was done like a clinical drug trial. There were groups of volunteers, each one being made to lick a different tasting cartridge and fill in a questionaire afterwards. "Okay, so the cartridges aren't delicious or harmful to the rats, let's see how the humans react."
Eider Duck, March 03, 2017, 11:07:16 am

I knew someone who was working at a large health and cleaning products company that is not Satanic at all, back when that company was developing prototypes for its adult diapers. This dude was in charge of organizing test groups for the various diaper prototypes, and when he couldn't get enough test subjects, he had to test them himself.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 05, 2017, 03:30:20 am
I wonder if anyone has attached a gopro or similar camera to a kite and then flown it. I bet it would look really cool. I also like the combination of technology from centuries ago with modern recording equipment.
bigfangirl, March 04, 2017, 11:27:44 pm
Aerieal kite photography is totally a thing, and it sure does look really cool. You can actually build the equipment (http://makezine.com/projects/build-kite-aerial-photography-rig/) pretty easily, too.
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 06, 2017, 02:28:12 pm
I dreamt that I was rehired at a previous job, taught all the new people how to work the machines and computers and then got fired again.
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Post by: Malten on March 09, 2017, 05:08:07 pm
Found a dead gnatcatcher. It was extremely fresh. I examined it thoroughly. I love learning about animals.
That's not creepy. It's not.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 10, 2017, 05:18:15 am
sex naruto
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:50:15 pm
love to munch on lunch
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:54:53 pm
I could defeat most comedians in a fight
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:55:38 pm
the fucking birdman rally sold out, what was once a great tradition is now a really shitty Channel 7 Brand Vehicle
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 09:59:02 pm
nature's deadliest predator, the Shotgun
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 10:04:38 pm
when did I pass through the backflips being cool threshold
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 10:20:11 pm
all politics is at it's root determined by material concerns, except for why americans don't have any trains
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Post by: bubbleuj on March 11, 2017, 11:29:25 pm
when did I pass through the backflips being cool threshold
GirlKisser420, March 11, 2017, 10:04:38 pm

Y'know I did make a drunk thoughts thread a while ago...
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 11:38:09 pm
I'm entirely sober. I do have the kettle on though. My only drug is Boredom
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 11, 2017, 11:59:47 pm
theres too many people around today who are nostalgic for Power Rangers. They are Lost and will die in the coming Psi-Ops
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 12, 2017, 10:31:15 am
I was doing house cleaning. I still own a record player so I decided to play a record on it! I grabbed an album off the shelf at random.

It was Men At Work - Business As Usual

...and I really liked it.
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Post by: Gyro on March 12, 2017, 02:00:14 pm
Coming up with names for things is fucking hard.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 14, 2017, 11:08:27 pm
I don t really think in words or coherent ideas anymore, it's just this 24/7


also bring back Goths
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Post by: Cirr on March 15, 2017, 06:42:20 am
i wish there was an anti-bulb
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Post by: Spooks on March 15, 2017, 04:20:16 pm
i wish there was an anti-bulb
placeholder name, March 15, 2017, 06:42:20 am

Bulbyonic asymmetry dictates a disproportionate distribution of bulb to antibulb in the ballpit.
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Post by: Cheapskate on March 16, 2017, 07:56:40 pm
If you murder a folk singer, they sentence you to the acoustic chair.
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Post by: Runic on March 20, 2017, 12:14:55 am
It has taken me three days of committed writing to write something incredibly depressing.
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Post by: Frank West on March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
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Post by: jack chick on March 20, 2017, 10:37:51 am
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
Frank West, March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5326218/il_570xN.170430884.jpg)
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2017, 05:27:48 pm
Let's go back to better times, and take back the land that's rightfully ours! No, I'm not talking about white nationalism. I'm a member of the really really extremely conservative party, and we're looking to go back to the good old days before all this multiculturalism. That's right, I'm talking about Pangaea. My movement, Citizens against Plate Tectonics, seeks to use large rockets to smash all the continents together and then devolve into newts and shit.
Frank West, March 20, 2017, 09:06:22 am
Might I interest you in a band that's being championing this kind of cause for decades? It's even in their name, they're all for devolution. And as an added bonus, they have cool hats!

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Post by: Yavuz on March 20, 2017, 09:29:26 pm
Marvel has an officially-numbered universe (http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Earth-51914) in its multiverse for the ads they did for Hostess Snacks in the 60s and 70s (in which superheroes defeat their opponents by giving them Hostess products).
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Post by: BARK RANGER on March 20, 2017, 10:24:27 pm
sex naruto
GirlKisser420, March 10, 2017, 05:18:15 am

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7PrVSFWkAA3Mo9.jpg:large)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2017, 11:58:26 pm
the future is amazing, i can just say 'sex naruto' into the void and four people will be mildly amused
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 21, 2017, 10:31:42 am
I can't stop thinking about those damn not-helvetica helvetica leggings. They're so dumb, and so bad, but I want them because they are so bad. They'd pair perfectly with this tshirt. (https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=ZQ-THEBEST&Category_Code=ZQ)
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on March 21, 2017, 05:47:56 pm
I just moved to an Army garrison in Korea. Moments ago, I found that plastic wrap+combat helmet=serviceable temporary cereal bowl.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2017, 06:05:45 pm
spiders are the only animal with 8 legs
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on March 21, 2017, 06:53:10 pm
spiders are the only animal with 8 legs
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2017, 06:05:45 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/L1sEOm6h.jpg)

I HERD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT?!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2017, 07:05:27 pm
that has a single back leg, it's got 9
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Post by: Frank West on March 21, 2017, 07:09:23 pm
Well scorpions are arachnids so they're BASICALLY spiders.

At least there's not an animal that's named for having 8 legs, then he'd be really wrong.
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Post by: Carbon on March 21, 2017, 07:32:15 pm
I always thought scorpions were basically the lobsters of dry land, whereas spiders are the crabs.
It's not a perfect monster cockogy because spiders don't have pincers but imagine if they did.
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Post by: Trav on March 21, 2017, 07:34:40 pm
I love the word filter so much.
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 22, 2017, 04:41:32 pm
Seagulls are bastards
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Post by: AgentCoop on March 22, 2017, 04:45:45 pm
Seagulls are bastards
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 04:41:32 pm
A.S.A.B.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 22, 2017, 05:16:10 pm
i bring dynamite to the beach and the C'Gulls (my new letter saving term) fall for it every time
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 22, 2017, 06:31:15 pm
Every time I forget what I was about to do or say, or lose my train of thought, I start singing the chorus Hikaru Utada's Come Back to Me.
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Post by: jack chick on March 22, 2017, 08:26:55 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on March 22, 2017, 10:43:21 pm
I know someone who had a seagull actually knock an uneaten sandwich out of his hand and onto the ground. He responded by booting it up the ass
Eider Duck, March 22, 2017, 05:28:00 pm

i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay and it ate my cell phone and then ran away
jack chick, March 22, 2017, 08:26:55 pm

I hate you for quoting "Miracles," and I hate myself for recognizing it.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 06:23:18 pm
i need a sausage roll real bad
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 23, 2017, 06:32:08 pm
Are they not readily available in Australia? I drown in them every day
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 06:57:05 pm
they are but I'd have to go outside. There's this fancy-ish bakery that does these giant ones the size of your bicep and it's so fucking good
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 23, 2017, 07:13:23 pm
Ah, going outside? You scared of the blistering heat or the of the concept of going outside? (I won't judge you either way. Both are scary as hell in my experience)

I get a sausage roll on my way to Uni in the morning whenever it's convinient. They taste so much better when hot.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 23, 2017, 08:11:12 pm
Why are boobs considered two entities, but the ass is considered one? The ass is made of two cheeks, and the breasts made of a booby and booby. Are asses the conjoined twins of the human body?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2017, 09:15:22 pm
Ass refers to the Zone at the back of the hips, Surrounding the Hole. If talking about Cheeks it's a plural as well but the Hole Unites the Zone.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on March 24, 2017, 06:47:00 pm
I let my face go unshaven for a few days and had to resort to a razor to hack off the resulting growth. After putting some aftershave on my skin feels fucking amazing.
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Post by: boooo566 on March 26, 2017, 03:37:57 am
I'm pretty sure Ant and Dec swap names every so often, I don't know how else I so consistently get them wrong despite having looked it up a million times.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 26, 2017, 11:04:21 pm
I have a pretty consistent low-key urge to wear blazers with t-shirts. I assume this is the result of some form of disease.
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Post by: bigfangirl on March 27, 2017, 08:50:44 pm
One way to make me lose interest in a show is to shoehorn in an unnecessary straight romance with the wow factor of stale bread. What I realized today is that I have specifically gone out of my way to avoid this for so long that it makes me extra sad to come back to it in a show that otherwise seems fine.
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Post by: krytton on March 27, 2017, 09:33:22 pm
there should be an F+ doc of this thread
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 27, 2017, 09:38:43 pm
Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballp.it
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 27, 2017, 11:53:16 pm
Jonathan Davis from Korn is starring in the new Banjo Kazooie game, and hell, it's about time
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Post by: Yavuz on March 27, 2017, 11:59:56 pm
I've become so completely immersed in the bullshit of the Internet that when I saw an ad for a graduate student event that said "Family and Furry Friends Welcome", it took me a second to realize that they were talking about pets, rather than "friends who are furries". Also I'm pretty tired, so that probably doesn't help.
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 28, 2017, 05:03:36 pm
TV makes me angry. Especially Law & Order SVU.
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Post by: jack chick on March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
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Post by: AgentCoop on March 28, 2017, 05:29:16 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/63/68/7f/63687f0493ef82d26b6051376766ed89.jpg)
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on March 28, 2017, 06:33:21 pm
why the fuck do people use "sexy time" to describe "sex"?

ugh.
jack chick, March 28, 2017, 05:21:24 pm

Borat.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 28, 2017, 11:21:50 pm
a whole hour, searching through Muscle Prostitute reviews and discussion, and where did it get me? Nowhere, they're all so fucking boring about how they paid 700 dollars to get choked out by moonlighting female weightlifters, even the stories about tarzan themed bdsm sessions are pointless. THis is my art, my life now, and its all going down hte drain
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Post by: Trav on March 29, 2017, 07:27:40 pm
Episode #248 - It's Coming From Inside the Ballpit
HARD STUDY, March 27, 2017, 09:38:43 pm

Dashcon: A Retrospective
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Post by: SirSlarty on March 29, 2017, 08:52:31 pm
frankwest.xyz doesn't have OwO and it makes me sad.
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Post by: A Meat on March 30, 2017, 05:06:29 pm
What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?
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Post by: krytton on March 31, 2017, 08:11:24 am
ive been reading alot of wikipedia articles about proteins and boy howdy these things are fucking neato like they can do all sorts of shit
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 31, 2017, 08:14:03 am
What does the skin wing thing flying squirrels and sugar gliders have feel like to the touch?
A Meat, March 30, 2017, 05:06:29 pm

I'd like to imagine it's the same texture as the naked sphinx cats. Maybe like petting a fuzzy peach?
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Post by: jack chick on March 31, 2017, 12:18:41 pm
so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
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Post by: A Meat on March 31, 2017, 01:34:57 pm
so my boss mentioned at some point in the past that a standard strategy for handling layoffs is to layoff the people that you feel are going to land a new job the easiest.

consequently the conclusion that one has to reach is that a typical response to layoffs is an overall lowering of the quality of work performed for a company.
jack chick, March 31, 2017, 12:18:41 pm
Also that the best way to not lose your job is to do worst
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Post by: Eider Duck on March 31, 2017, 02:58:17 pm
A magpie shat on me today. Luckily it was on the sleeve of my leather jacket so It was easy enough to wipe off. Maybe good luck is on my way?
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Post by: Yavuz on March 31, 2017, 11:11:39 pm
I picked up an EPUB that was just over 100 MB, then reconverted it to EPUB format, and it lost nearly 90% of its size. I just want to know how much junk they shoved into that original file and/or how fucking big the pictures were.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 04, 2017, 05:53:40 am
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
We Aren't Sherman Tanks, April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm

Atlanta?
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Post by: LaserSeusan on April 04, 2017, 09:44:02 am
If it wasn't for the Billy Goat in Terminal C there would be nothing redeeming about O'Hare at all. Except Reggio's in the same terminal, I suppose.

Guess where I am right now!
We Aren't Sherman Tanks, April 03, 2017, 01:36:21 pm

Posting on Ballp.it?

What's my prize?
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Post by: Yavuz on April 04, 2017, 03:01:49 pm
I found an official government report with Comic Sans on the very first page.
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Post by: krytton on April 04, 2017, 11:43:24 pm
when i become president im renaming easter to Weekend at Bunnie's
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Post by: Bunnybread on April 05, 2017, 07:24:35 am
Stick with Easter.

The other one is a very, VERY different kind of celebration. 
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 05, 2017, 07:43:50 pm
So I'm sitting in a near empty coffee shop, a dude is steam-of-consciousness taking to himself, a train is slowing down outside, squealing in a really haunting way, and there's old jazz music playing.

This is the most eerie thing I've ever experienced.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 05, 2017, 08:25:42 pm
This guy has been stuck in a flight of ideas thing for near three hours. It's fucking impressive.
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Post by: Trav on April 06, 2017, 01:09:02 pm
"blighted hellscape" is one of my favorite phrases to use
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Post by: krytton on April 07, 2017, 01:12:25 am
for me its "disaster hell zone"
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Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2017, 11:05:19 am
is there yaoi with transmen?
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Post by: A Meat on April 07, 2017, 11:47:39 am
why aren't there more video game adaptations of books? i'd play the hell out of a Brave Soldier Svejk adventure game, or a Catch-22 game
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 07, 2017, 01:11:49 pm
I always thought that Catch-22 would have been better served as a mini TV series rather than a film.

I learned today that Damian Lewis is starring in a London West End play where his character has sex with a goat. For the first time in forever, I want to willingly travel to London
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 07, 2017, 06:17:56 pm
why aren't there more video game adaptations of books? i'd play the hell out of a Brave Soldier Svejk adventure game, or a Catch-22 game
A Meat, April 07, 2017, 11:47:39 am

Apart from the zillion or so Romance of the Three Kingdoms games, there’s also the NES adaptation of The Great Gatsby. (http://greatgatsbygame.com)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 08, 2017, 07:48:45 am
Slayer rules 666
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 08, 2017, 09:29:14 pm
This just happened to me.

I am pretty sure I am the only F Plus contributor followed on Twitter by the editor of a conservative news publication, unless one of you guys is friends with John Podhoretz or something.
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Post by: Lemon on April 09, 2017, 11:23:43 am
Woah, what do you think you did to get his attention? Did you write a series of tweets asking to reinstate the draft so we can deploy American troops to Israeli borders?
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Post by: Cheapskate on April 09, 2017, 03:50:00 pm
Woah, what do you think you did to get his attention? Did you write a series of tweets asking to reinstate the draft so we can deploy American troops to Israeli borders?
Lemon, April 09, 2017, 11:23:43 am

I’d like to think that in these dark and fractious times, he’s decided that Americans of all political beliefs can unite around a desire to laugh at male pregnancy, the Fantendo wiki, and Dozerfleet.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 01:31:32 am
Squirting: Fact or Fiction??
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Post by: krytton on April 10, 2017, 01:59:47 am
all of you are adorable and i would hug each and every one of you if i could :3
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 03:57:19 am
I can't stop thinking about that Real Superman guy, his use of logic is fascinating.

Most of the time he claims A is B Because.... , and then rephrases the statement. But I'm most interested that he said "Once you find out Killer Croc is Eminem, it all becomes clear" or something. He has no idea why he thinks A is B, but when he makes that epiphany, he desperately forms a correlation. Then sometimes he leads on from epiphanies to fill in new characters, like Trump has to be Gorilla Grodd because Ivanka is some other comic lady. He's got the idea that if he discovers enough points on the network, he can then deduce who the real Superman is. Then he talks about Spoilers, despite it being a planned reality show and the fact it's real life. He also doesn't seem to understand secret identities, he says someone is both the real Iron Man AND Tony Stark, and doesn't even consider Batman when talking about Kanye being Bruce Wayne. It's a crystal clear look at the schizophrenic mind but his actual views on pop culture are even nuttier. Why's he worried about spoiling who the Real Santa Claus is but not Lex Luthor.

And the only thing he wants to do with the knowledge that all fiction ever is a parallel universe is make a TV show.

Also Jimmy Fallon is Ganondorf
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 10, 2017, 01:39:40 pm
all of you are adorable and i would hug each and every one of you if i could :3
krytton, April 10, 2017, 01:59:47 am

Awwwwww you're adorable too <3

Long Island Iced Teas REALLY pack a punch. Or at least the ones made at the bar I went to were. Think I'll stick with Mojitos
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 07:32:23 pm
I've run out of Content so I'm going to make some more, to fill this void dumpster
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 10, 2017, 07:34:29 pm
I've run out of Content so I'm going to make some more, to fill this void dumpster
GirlKisser420, April 10, 2017, 07:32:23 pm

There's a least one garbage fetishist in that dumpster, so it's not too bad.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 10, 2017, 07:45:04 pm
There's a least one garbage fetishist in that dumpster, so it's not too bad.
Sanguinary Novel, April 10, 2017, 07:34:29 pm

I tried rubbing the sensuous slops over my body but I cut my thighs on a tin of beans
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 10, 2017, 10:20:06 pm
Fuck I was trying to tweet at the official Olde English Twitter account and I accidently @ some random with oldeenglish800 as a Twitter handle. Stop me before I shitpost again
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Post by: Cleretic on April 11, 2017, 04:55:50 am
I'm weirded out by how consistent a response I get when I mention the two names I'm torn between changing mine to. Whenever I say it's between Ashleigh or Claire, I've had people from totally different cities, states, and even countries voice the same opinion: Every Claire they've met is really nice, while any Ashleighs they know generally aren't.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all the Claires in the world are either genuinely cool people without fail, or are setting up slander ops against all the world's Ashleighs. Or at least have a way better PR team.
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Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2017, 06:09:24 am
I'm weirded out by how consistent a response I get when I mention the two names I'm torn between changing mine to. Whenever I say it's between Ashleigh or Claire, I've had people from totally different cities, states, and even countries voice the same opinion: Every Claire they've met is really nice, while any Ashleighs they know generally aren't.

I'm coming to the conclusion that all the Claires in the world are either genuinely cool people without fail, or are setting up slander ops against all the world's Ashleighs. Or at least have a way better PR team.
Cleretic, April 11, 2017, 04:55:50 am
Ashleigh/Ashley used to be one of the most popular girls' names in the US in the late 80's to early 90's, so people tend to know way more of them than Claires, and people tend to remember unpleasant people, and if there just are more with that name, there's a higher chance they'd remember someone with that name they didn't like.
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Post by: Spooks on April 11, 2017, 06:59:12 am
Much Ado About Nuffkins
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Post by: Dirk Dammit on April 12, 2017, 03:03:38 am
so, when I get stoned, sometimes I write my random thoughts in the notes app on my iphone. On October 28, 2015 I wrote:

Fire eats oxygen, maybe that's how gravity works.

I don't know either.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 12, 2017, 12:39:52 pm
Poor superintendent, thought of an uncapitalized word and died
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 12, 2017, 05:32:04 pm
ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 12, 2017, 06:41:15 pm
ska is back, in the magical realm of my mind woooooooooo
GirlKisser420, April 12, 2017, 05:32:04 pm
pickitup pickitup pickitup
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 15, 2017, 05:09:49 am
Truckin an Fuckin is all that I crave
Truckin an Fuckin Cradle to Grave
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Post by: krytton on April 16, 2017, 11:13:24 pm
Im at ikea, where swedes do all their grocery shopping
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 16, 2017, 11:30:29 pm
You better get some packets of the meatball sauce while you're there. It's nice
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Post by: krytton on April 17, 2017, 01:04:48 am
update: i found dinosaur buttholes in ikea but i didnt take a picture. Im sorry. I let you all down
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Post by: krytton on April 17, 2017, 03:13:00 am
update: putting together a bedside table has caused blisters on my hand. ow.
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Post by: SirSlarty on April 17, 2017, 08:09:01 am
Someone used the term "stretch goals" and the first thing I thought of was goatse.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 17, 2017, 09:15:26 pm
I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
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Post by: Sherlockian on April 17, 2017, 10:06:30 pm
"The cuddling of the sheep" would be just like "the running of the bulls" except with more fluffy animals and less goring.
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Post by: jack chick on April 18, 2017, 01:28:08 am
I just can't figure out what drives people to lodge incredibly petty complaints towards large companies. I opened up a frozen pizza and found all the pepperoni had fallen to one side, and immediately thought of how some cranky old weirdo would likely have handwritten a letter to the store, the distributor, and the manufacturer and expected some kind of compensation. Do people really think some giant corporation is going to give one flying fuck about their outrage? Especially since they're just going to keep buying the crap anyway...
Shell Game, April 17, 2017, 09:15:26 pm

because the company will give you random free shit as "compensation".
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Post by: krytton on April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 18, 2017, 06:59:08 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.
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Post by: krytton on April 18, 2017, 07:19:42 am
my mum is starting to doubt that justin trudeau is a real person
krytton, April 18, 2017, 05:32:48 am
I've touched his skin. He's a real entity that exists in our world.
chai tea latte, April 18, 2017, 06:59:08 am
lies
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 18, 2017, 07:26:34 am
Don't let your dreams be memes <(*~*)>
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Post by: A Meat on April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 18, 2017, 04:06:28 pm
I'm probably in the like top percentile of eating oats in the world.

important edit: among humans
A Meat, April 18, 2017, 11:23:31 am

(http://i.imgur.com/LVFl6LP.jpg)

FUCK
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Post by: Frank West on April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
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Post by: Yavuz on April 19, 2017, 06:10:58 pm
A Keurig but for guillotines. You buy the guillotine (it's all white plastic and has rounded edges, of course) and also buy into a subscription program where every month you get a new person sent to you for public execution. You can choose from multiple lines of subscriptions depending on who you want to murder: the Rich, the Poor, people with certain political preferences, etc. Comes with a touch screen for automatic use and cleaning. Also has an always-on connection to the internet, to share your brutal kills with your friends and family on facebook and twitter!
Frank West, April 19, 2017, 05:04:04 pm

It integrates with your smart lights to provide the proper mood lighting for your execution. Also, it can cue up music on Spotify.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 19, 2017, 06:26:57 pm
Imagine the horror when your wifi drops and the machine disconnects from the cloud and you can't execute your selected subject! How mortifying.

It would have to have an unnecessary Y to keep up with the theme. Guillotyne.
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Post by: krytton on April 19, 2017, 10:48:48 pm
of course what the investors didn't realize is that you can just kill the person with your hands if you squeeze hard enough
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Post by: A Meat on April 19, 2017, 11:42:26 pm
2 dada 4 papa
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 20, 2017, 03:28:44 pm
http://www.playbuzz.com/timcmt10/mountain-goats-song-or-cannabis-strain (http://www.playbuzz.com/timcmt10/mountain-goats-song-or-cannabis-strain)
Topical
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2017, 11:46:33 pm
one thing that always surprises me about the fplus is the posts they find by communists. Everyone talks about misogynistic tendencies or fascism but I'm struck by the rare commie posts, like Towards a Marxist Understanding of Tickle Fetishism or the CM punk ripoff. I can't find any thread connecting them, they're from another universe or something.
GirlKisser420, April 21, 2017, 11:11:49 pm
quantum jump into the tankie dimension
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 22, 2017, 06:31:14 am
Kidneys are pretty awesome. Appreciate them
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 22, 2017, 11:21:59 am
This store bought guacamole is delicious, but really salty. Someone please tell it I wasn't the one who killed it's avocado family
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Post by: Shigan on April 23, 2017, 08:09:38 am
Mood:

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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 23, 2017, 10:53:18 pm
The Juicero is the laugh everyone needed in these dark times. It's a machine invented by an idiot, invested in by idiots, and bought by rich idiots. Don't get me wrong, it's a definitely a symbol of late-stage capitalism, but fuck, I can laugh at it and not feel guilty.
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 24, 2017, 09:30:15 am
Even if Blade Runner 2 turns out to be a decent film in it's own right, it still has the fact that it's a sequel to motherfucking Blade Runner going against it. Blade Runner is, well, a classic film. It's beautilfully shot, there's excellent performances from everyone involved, and it's so iconic.

I'll probably go see it, so I can judge for myself
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Post by: SirSlarty on April 24, 2017, 10:10:17 am
"He was decapitated and died instantly." - some reporter in Fox News

What? Really? No, I'd have thought he'd live a rich and full life before dying without a head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 24, 2017, 10:16:04 am
the worse I feel mental health wise, I shitpost significantly more

also, this tension headache feels like someone is gripping my head very forcefully with a pair of tongs or chopsticks or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am
cheevos give me anxiety
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 24, 2017, 10:44:42 am
CHEEVOS MAKE ME FEEL GOOD 👻👻👻
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 24, 2017, 11:25:02 am
cheevos give me anxiety
krytton, April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am

Ask Boots to give you 10k negative cheevos and then never worry about it again
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Post by: krytton on April 24, 2017, 06:44:45 pm
cheevos give me anxiety
krytton, April 24, 2017, 10:28:30 am

Ask Boots to give you 10k negative cheevos and then never worry about it again
Sanguinary Novel, April 24, 2017, 11:25:02 am

but then how will i become the cheevo boy queen
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on April 25, 2017, 02:43:41 am
The story of how Emmanuel Macron met his wife is basically that one song from The Police except gender swapped and with a "happy" ending.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 25, 2017, 05:17:59 am
unleash the spiders kill the president
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 25, 2017, 05:20:23 am
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/de/90/a9de90c5d7ea1ff2652c046b63cfb544.png)Vroom Vroom

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 25, 2017, 06:19:58 am
Sea Cockroaches, the sequel to Cockroaches
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Post by: Shell Game on April 25, 2017, 09:26:15 am
The guy with the blue beard on the bus always has to pick up his bike because it falls down. He should really just stand with it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 25, 2017, 01:19:35 pm
My neighborhood is used a cut through for people commuting to work at the hospital in the morning. One of the little pleasures of my day is driving the speed limit and stopping at stop signs on the way to drop my daughter off at preschool.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 26, 2017, 10:54:45 pm
There are way too many kindle books on gangstalkers.
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Post by: Malten on April 27, 2017, 12:16:05 am
I spent an hour drawing a sexy leather Minion at 12AM. I don't like what I am.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 27, 2017, 03:36:39 am
I've never drawn a minion, leather-clad or otherwise, bye!
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Post by: Vinny Possum on April 27, 2017, 11:40:20 am
I've never drawn a minion, leather-clad or otherwise, bye!
My Special Finisher is the Sherman Tank, April 27, 2017, 03:36:39 am

Then you've never really LIVED.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 27, 2017, 12:42:58 pm
I spent an hour drawing a sexy leather Minion at 12AM. I don't like what I am.
Malten, April 27, 2017, 12:16:05 am
Is it in one of the art threads yet?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 27, 2017, 03:10:21 pm
At least the cursed images thread
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 01, 2017, 08:27:46 pm
Why would I care how many golf balls your toilet can flush? Am I pooping golf balls? Are you pooping golf balls?

EDIT: CHICKEN FUCKING NUGGETS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 02, 2017, 01:12:56 pm
I wonder if I can wrangle an AIGA and FPlus live trip out of work? At least the fight...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 03, 2017, 10:14:20 am
I hope they allow me to keep the phrasing "Erected A.D. 2018" on the construction memorial plaque, mostly because I want to enable the next generation of middle schoolers to say "Tee hee, erected"
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Post by: SirSlarty on May 03, 2017, 11:41:26 pm
Styrofoam tastes like mushrooms.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SirSlarty on May 03, 2017, 11:43:18 pm
I hope they allow me to keep the phrasing "Erected A.D. 2018" on the construction memorial plaque, mostly because I want to enable the next generation of middle schoolers to say "Tee hee, erected"
Sanguinary Novel, May 03, 2017, 10:14:20 am

When I designed signs, I, too, had to put the word "erected" on cornerstones and plaques and giggled. And did I giggle.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: nuffkins, of all people, on May 04, 2017, 06:40:33 am
A: Because it's layout doesn't make sense.
Q: Why is tumblr so hard to read?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 06:42:29 am
have a healthy beverage of water
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 06:56:41 am
shuriken are so fucking badass......
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2017, 10:51:21 pm
the noble condor
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Post by: A Meat on May 05, 2017, 10:49:26 pm
Gyaru Trump
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:54:44 am
if I dont get that treasured Agentcoop bulb the post ain't shit
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:56:05 am

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        \/                  \/\/      |__|              \/            \/       \/            \/  /_____/                \//_____/                                          \/              \/    \/             \/        \/       \/               


also what the hell is teletyping
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Post by: Spooks on May 07, 2017, 07:40:27 am
Adolf Hitler's My Snuggle.
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 07, 2017, 04:44:22 pm
if I dont get that treasured Agentcoop bulb the post ain't shit
GirlKisser420, May 07, 2017, 05:54:44 am
I've literally come back to this post three times today just to make sure it's not a "trap sprung" (you) situation
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 07, 2017, 05:28:17 pm
you're a heavy bulber
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 07, 2017, 05:39:57 pm
you're a heavy bulber
GirlKisser420, May 07, 2017, 05:28:17 pm
What can I say I like to encourage Good Content
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on May 07, 2017, 09:34:52 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Trav, May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm

I'd absolutely need to post visuals though. I can not properly explain Freddie as F.R.O.7 or The Lawnmower Man without them.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cheapskate on May 07, 2017, 10:01:49 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

That didn’t stop me from doing it. Very few people read them, but it gives me a chance to do non-legal writing for a change.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 08, 2017, 12:38:28 am
Yeah. I wrote stuff about video games because I wanted to try it, not because I thought anyone would want to read it. It was a fun exercise all the same. Actually I think I also wanted a break form writing strictly for school during my last year of college...

But if you have the will to do it, then may as well go for it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 08, 2017, 01:17:50 am
went to tumblr to procrastinate reading a boring article and immediately saw a picture of a disney princess shitting. I deserved that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on May 08, 2017, 04:10:42 pm
I keep wanting to do huge write-ups of the godawful movies I've seen over the years, but it would be so very very very pointless.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:06:49 pm

Turn it into a podcast. Seems to work well everywhere else on the internet.
Trav, May 07, 2017, 09:15:05 pm

I'd absolutely need to post visuals though. I can not properly explain Freddie as F.R.O.7 or The Lawnmower Man without them.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 07, 2017, 09:34:52 pm

Yeah, trying to tell people why Lawnmower Man is the worst is really hard without pulling up GIS.
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Post by: Gloriaaaah on May 09, 2017, 12:29:46 pm
I'm so glad beards are still in style. Heck, I even like the hipster/old timey beards.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 09, 2017, 07:49:51 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
Sanguinary Novel, May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
Well now I'm interested
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 09, 2017, 08:32:41 pm
This Starbucks toasted coconut cold brew coffee tastes like a plain soft pretzel
Sanguinary Novel, May 09, 2017, 07:49:04 pm
Well now I'm interested
AgentCoop, May 09, 2017, 07:49:51 pm

Apparently it's not off-putting enough because I keep going back to the well
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2017, 08:34:25 pm
hubble bubble boil and bubble
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 09, 2017, 09:45:10 pm
hubble bubble boil and bubble
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2017, 08:34:25 pm

Every time I read the words 'humble bundle', I like reading them as 'hubble mubble', in my brain.

EDIT: My ballpit account cost ten bucks. Every time I make a post, the cost per post goes down. Does that mean I should post a lot, to make the cost per post go down, or post very little, to ensure that my posts are of value?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2017, 06:53:44 am
every post has infinite value
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2017, 06:58:25 am
on that note, what if they called it WhackyHow
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 10, 2017, 08:12:17 am
I have a perfectly good reason to try and make a script that changes all the text on a page so that each letter in a word is a different color
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 10, 2017, 10:57:01 am
I have a perfectly good reason to try and make a script that changes all the text on a page so that each letter in a word is a different color
A Meat, May 10, 2017, 08:12:17 am

You could probably sell it to people like Dr. John Kitchn as a time saver.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 11, 2017, 08:08:52 am
I'm going to murder you
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2017, 11:32:12 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Lemon, May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am
Did you not see the recent influx of people drawing fanart of the Wendy's mascot for some reason? I assume there's porn, because of course there is. But that mascot is based on a real person.
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 11, 2017, 02:29:31 pm
As I type this, there is a rapper and a yodeller doing a duet on my TV. And cannons have suddenly appeared on the stage.

Eurovision is amazing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 12, 2017, 07:49:09 pm
Drunken Overwatch is fun
I'm in awe of Zarya's guns
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
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Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on May 12, 2017, 11:27:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jPi83il.png)

Apparently Zuckerberg might be running for president in 2020. I just really disdain tech bros right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2017, 03:57:43 am
crab is a sandwitch
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 13, 2017, 05:39:11 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Cleretic, May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am

that's dumb, jughead's asexual aside from burgers and jugs
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Post by: Spooks on May 13, 2017, 07:20:27 am
I wonder how the actual Wendy feels about all the porn sexualizing her as a child
A Meat, May 11, 2017, 09:11:42 am

You mean the Wendy's mascot?

Shame on you.
Lemon, May 11, 2017, 10:32:04 am

UH EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU MEAN FRANKENSTEIN'S PENIS
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Post by: Cleretic on May 13, 2017, 07:47:03 am
betty and veronica are going to fuck, right. there's no other way to square that circle
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2017, 09:15:56 pm
At this point in the comics' history, I would be surprised if they haven't.

Unless we're talking about Riverdale, in which case no, never. Betty's got Jughead, I don't care how hot Veronica is, that's not a boat worth rocking.
Cleretic, May 13, 2017, 05:05:48 am

that's dumb, jughead's asexual aside from burgers and jugs
GirlKisser420, May 13, 2017, 05:39:11 am
Not in Riverdale! In Riverdale he was generally more interested in writing and mysteries than relationships until he accidentally started dating Betty and realized he liked how that felt. He might still be asexual, but he's definitely romantically-capable.

Riverdale started off with Archie having an affair with Ms. Grundy, though, so it's not exactly remaining faithful to the canon.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 15, 2017, 07:31:16 pm
Fucken, And Trucken at the same time? Surely impossible, sir, but I can see it with my own 2 eyes!
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Post by: krytton on May 16, 2017, 06:11:09 am
i feel like starting an unfunny twitter meme account
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Post by: jack chick on May 17, 2017, 01:07:00 am
do you think paul wall ever has that moment where he's like, "am i a good person? does my life have meaning? do people really like and respect me?"
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 17, 2017, 04:46:09 am
This past week I've yodelled more than I have ever done in my entire life. I think I've finally got it out of my system.
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Post by: A Meat on May 17, 2017, 06:06:35 am
Are purebred dogs GMOs?

Like, I'm assuming none of them are transgenic, but neither are all GMO crops
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 17, 2017, 03:52:36 pm
I can buy durian candy on Amazon... and I keep a container of miscellaneous hard candies on my desk...
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Post by: Eider Duck on May 18, 2017, 04:17:11 am
Jesus tittyfucking christ, Chris Cornell is dead? My 13 year old self is crying her eyes out right now. I loved Soundgarden growing up, and Euphoria Morning is still one of my favourite albums. I guess today is going to be a grunge day for me
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 19, 2017, 01:17:35 am
There was an anti domestic violence metal gig near me recently and there was a band called Whoretopsy playing at it
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 19, 2017, 04:57:27 am
There was an anti domestic violence metal gig near me recently and there was a band called Whoretopsy playing at it
GirlKisser420, May 19, 2017, 01:17:35 am

Are they going to do a metal version of Prodigy's "slap my bitch up?"
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2017, 02:28:29 am
frustrated I can't find my reel big fish cd. the fact that this is a problem means I really need to do something with my life. Or find it
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Post by: A Meat on May 20, 2017, 09:35:44 am
apricots are the easiest fruit to eat
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Post by: Trav on May 20, 2017, 10:38:13 am
frustrated I can't find my reel big fish cd. the fact that this is a problem means I really need to do something with my life. Or find it
GirlKisser420, May 20, 2017, 02:28:29 am

You gotta remember where you last left it and PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2017, 11:43:21 pm
just legitimately downloaded a copy, think I'll have myself a beer

my ska theory: its the only music ever where they decided to talk about hating themselves but making it chirpy. it's the Motherfucking Share Zone of music
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Post by: Cleretic on May 21, 2017, 03:02:20 am
just legitimately downloaded a copy, think I'll have myself a beer

my ska theory: its the only music ever where they decided to talk about hating themselves but making it chirpy. it's the Motherfucking Share Zone of music
GirlKisser420, May 20, 2017, 11:43:21 pm
It's also the only genre with an overtly Christian band that doesn't suck. The fact Five Iron Frenzy are good legitimately concerns me.
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Post by: Spooks on May 21, 2017, 01:40:12 pm
How come the comfort part of hurt and comfort on the Internet always equates to fuckin'?
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Post by: krytton on May 21, 2017, 10:22:04 pm
nintendo? more like... nintendon't come near me!!!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 22, 2017, 06:33:39 pm
there's both a race of people called Toads and a dude called Toad, who is completely unremarkable in comparison. thats gotta be really fucked up being the lowest common denominator of your people. The even crazier part is everyone decides to make him their only pro athlete and ultimate representative. I can only begin to understand the deep psychic anguish Toad must feel.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2017, 07:08:31 pm
there's both a race of people called Toads and a dude called Toad, who is completely unremarkable in comparison. thats gotta be really fucked up being the lowest common denominator of your people. The even crazier part is everyone decides to make him their only pro athlete and ultimate representative. I can only begin to understand the deep psychic anguish Toad must feel.
GirlKisser420, May 22, 2017, 06:33:39 pm
Does this also apply to Yoshi?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 22, 2017, 07:43:32 pm
all yoshis are the same, pretty much. I don't think they'd have that dynamic because they're a hive mind with no sense of individuality.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Gyro on May 22, 2017, 07:52:26 pm
all yoshis are the same, pretty much. I don't think they'd have that dynamic because they're a hive mind with no sense of individuality.
GirlKisser420, May 22, 2017, 07:43:32 pm

Hive Mind Yoshis is now my next Stellaris empire, thanks for the idea.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 23, 2017, 06:43:24 am
I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be devastated over Zack Snyder having to leave a film project but here I am. Poor guy, what an awful thing to go through.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2017, 11:03:05 pm
releases Digimon into the ecosystem, leading to wide-scale collapse
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 03:52:34 am
cmon down to mouth park gonna eat some friends of mine
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Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 03:53:43 am
what IS NIGHTcore?
WHAT is nightCORE?

Is there more to it than speeding up someone else's song? Am I not appreciating someone's honest attempt at art?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 03:54:49 am
GirlKisser420 stop stealing my bulbs
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Post by: A Meat on May 24, 2017, 03:58:16 am
cmon down to mouth park gonna eat some friends of mine
GirlKisser420, May 24, 2017, 03:52:34 am
we doing vore parodies of songs now?

because I'm already working on 'born under munches'

edit: it's part of the Remain in Bite album by the Talking Preds

edit 2: maybe it should be vored under munches
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 04:06:55 am
GirlKisser420 stop stealing my bulbs
Malten, May 24, 2017, 03:54:49 am

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 \  \~/  /
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Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 04:11:19 am
NIGHTVORE
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 24, 2017, 04:26:25 am
dreadlocks are less badass than they sound imo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 24, 2017, 11:21:53 am
Egypt called, they want their denial back
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 24, 2017, 03:37:49 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm

You read his thing about the attack in Manchester as well, didn't you. It's infuriating. It's not like MPs have been attacked and/or been victims of high profile murder cases before or anything, nope....
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on May 24, 2017, 03:55:43 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm
I grew up thinking morrisey was the voice to a generation of sad sexless nerds. Turns out he was, but in the like bad way
E: still fuck with the Smiths tho
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 04:40:33 pm
It has taken me far too long to realise that Morrissey is kind of a dick.

Wait, this isn't the terrible confessions thread...
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 12:38:35 pm

You read his thing about the attack in Manchester as well, didn't you. It's infuriating. It's not like MPs have been attacked and/or been victims of high profile murder cases before or anything, nope....
Eider Duck, May 24, 2017, 03:37:49 pm

I followed his Facebook page. Note the past tense, because his statement, and the comments that followed, made me click unfollow so fast I need a new mouse!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on May 24, 2017, 05:00:12 pm
I followed his Facebook page. Note the past tense, because his statement, and the comments that followed, made me click unfollow so fast I need a new mouse!
MyFaceBeHi, May 24, 2017, 04:40:33 pm

I never liked him to begin with because he's so far up his own ass I'm surprised he can breathe. I still like The Smiths, but I think that might be because of Johnny Marr and his catchy guitar riffs
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Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 24, 2017, 05:10:34 pm
Hey, I never said I "liked" him. I just thought that The Smiths were cool and they I'd follow their frontman. Turns out he's a twat with a superiority complex, which is strange because he doesn't like Trump!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 25, 2017, 03:23:44 pm
Good Burger is a movie that just cannot be remade, thinking on it - it's a real product of it's time.

"Wait a minute Ed, what's in this sauce?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

"Well, you start off with a little lemon juice and some ketchup..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

"DON'T EVER tell anyone the secret to your sauce Ed!"

BWAAAM DO DOOO DOO BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Post by: Cleretic on May 25, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Frank West, May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Does Kenan and Kel get its own movie, or is it rolled into the backstory of the Good Burger characters as an easter egg?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on May 25, 2017, 06:17:00 pm
Avengers-style film franchise based on 90s nickelodeon live action shows, starting with Good Burger and obviously ending with the All That team up.
Frank West, May 25, 2017, 02:24:16 pm
Does Kenan and Kel get its own movie, or is it rolled into the backstory of the Good Burger characters as an easter egg?
Cleretic, May 25, 2017, 05:28:20 pm

They're the Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in this scenario, where the rights to specifically "Kenan & Kel" are still held by SNL and Ben Stiller, respectively, who team up to try to make their own rival movie franchise, so they can only refer to the characters by their Good Burger character names.

(If you're wondering how Ben Stiller got the rights to Kel's name, he actually had a clause in the Mystery Men contract that required all his co-stars to sign over their likenesses to him.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on May 25, 2017, 07:23:21 pm
If any of you are ever animating or otherwise making something in the horror genre, and you need an authentic blood curdling scream, let me know.  I will sit my five year old on the potty and release a centipede in the bathroom yet still nowhere near her.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Peartee on May 26, 2017, 07:18:05 am
Sure weather, by all means have a sudden burst of hail. It's June only next Thursday after all.
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Post by: krytton on May 27, 2017, 07:52:34 am
tea is a soup
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on May 27, 2017, 09:57:05 am
I wanna go to Mount Splashmore.
Take me, take me, take me, take me now.
Now now now now now.
Mount Splashmore, take me there right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 29, 2017, 07:47:28 am
its a wonder that evolution, the constant changing and branching of species over generations through random mutations and natural selection, could create something so wonderfully complicated and dynamic as the human dick
Title: Do you think El-P was talking about Huskar in his song EMG?
Post by: Spooks on May 30, 2017, 03:24:34 pm
Do you think El-P was talking about Huskar in his song EMG?

The song "EMG" from El-P's album "I'll Sleep When You're Dead" contains the following lyrics:

"Is my mommy in heaven?
Well, she's definitely not here
Now run away and go play with this hatchet and flaming spear"

I think there's a high chance the lyrics here refer to the Dota 2 hero, Huskar, who is a durable carry and an initiator. His second ability, Flaming Spears, allows him to deal greater damage at the expense of his own health. This also follows back to the chorus of the song "Everything must go" as Huskar's life is draining constantly if he keeps Flaming Spears on Autocast.

The reference to hatchets is probably to another Dota 2 hero, Troll Warlord, who uses twin hatches to attack and whose species is "Troll" just like Huskar.

If this isn't proof enough, the line "Get on some butterfly to the fire shit" from the chorus is definitely a reference to the in-game item Butterfly, which is core to Huskar's build.

I assume the part about the mother is a little tongue in cheek as I assume nobody's mother would approve of them playing Dota 2, a highly addictive game with a toxic community.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 30, 2017, 05:51:13 pm
 It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, if somebody reads time cube with enough enthusiasm, I will lose my shit.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 30, 2017, 05:56:31 pm
hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 30, 2017, 11:13:41 pm
hey bro, wanna help me escort this NPC through the sewers? No homo
GirlKisser420, May 30, 2017, 05:56:31 pm

I am going to need you to equip this sailor hat tho. For poison resist.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 31, 2017, 12:45:14 am
Findom should probably come with a EULA or a readme or something
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2017, 03:42:19 am
I'm the ultimate Hangover fan. There's nothing I love more than waking up in a ditch somewhere near Moorabin with a splitting pain in my skull that I need to treat. Every chance I get I go whole hog in curing my hangover. I leave behind the lady in my bed and stagger into the kitchen. Then I gather a bunch of bullshit from the cupboards. Worcestershire sauce, pepper, apple cider vinegar, two oysters, a Ostritch Egg and some shitty brandy. I shake them together in that Martini thing and pour it into a pint mug. I then take my Ritual Blade and carve a glyph into the palm of my hand. Blood, still tainted with the regrets and Carlton Draught I dragged from yesterday, oozes into my awful brew. Everything has been stained a rusty brown. I dedicate the cure to the True Ancient One, Ashurnibabal, and let the liquid slither down my throat. The cacophony of overwhelming flavours no longer excites or revolts me. I feel only a stagnant calm. Another portion of my soul has been consumed. The pain and suffering of mortality subsides as Ashurnibabal grows in strength. It feeds off of me as I feed off the shitty omelette batter I crave. I am becoming little more than a thrall of this Cosmic Truth. Is the lady in my bed my wife, or just a stranger? Is there any difference any more? I slice up some fatty bacon and fry it in a pan with some mushrooms




I wrote this about 2 hours into a shift watching a bingo game, since they don't like it when you check your phone
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 31, 2017, 08:57:07 am
good goofs get girls
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Yavuz on May 31, 2017, 04:05:29 pm
Bqhatevwr
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 31, 2017, 07:39:45 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4565130b4757657ba4930a37b1a3efbe/tumblr_nfzxwlAGQM1qmwjyxo1_250.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 31, 2017, 08:07:58 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4565130b4757657ba4930a37b1a3efbe/tumblr_nfzxwlAGQM1qmwjyxo1_250.gif)
GirlKisser420, May 31, 2017, 07:39:45 pm
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f2e7dd204827de0a1c1ebd6de312b6b/tumblr_ntm67xSxdV1szn6ebo1_500.gif)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 31, 2017, 08:54:56 pm
those are some very detailed thoughts there friends well done
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 01, 2017, 01:32:55 pm
I fall asleep constantly in the dentist's chair. I'm just so relaxed while people are scraping at my teeth. I wish they could just leave the bite block in so I can nap the whole time.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 01, 2017, 06:32:52 pm
🎶highway to the gamer zone🎶
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 01, 2017, 07:32:28 pm
presumably in prep for my birthday (which is now, as of 3 and a half hours ago), I've had Oingo Boingo songs stuck in my head, just endlessly reverberating.

take me where my friends go, motherfucker
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 02, 2017, 09:17:28 pm
Accidentally slapped journeyman faguar. Panic kissed to make up for it. In my haste, I was unable to tell if that tender kiss returned what I so indiscriminately slapped away.
In any case, I deserve punishment for my wanton mouse clicks. Slap me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 03, 2017, 02:28:30 am
Accidentally slapped journeyman faguar. Panic kissed to make up for it. In my haste, I was unable to tell if that tender kiss returned what I so indiscriminately slapped away.
In any case, I deserve punishment for my wanton mouse clicks. Slap me.
Malten, June 02, 2017, 09:17:28 pm

💋
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 03, 2017, 02:16:41 pm
Baby showers really are the worst.

The nacho bar was good tho
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on June 05, 2017, 06:48:18 am


The Last of Us

Joel and Ellie are surviving in the rubble a zombie apocalypse.
"It truly is The Last of Us" say Ellie to Joel as they are last surviving human.
A survivor jump outside the rubble!
"Go render into help!" Joel shout to Ellie and Ellie go and pick survivor up.
"What is your name?" Ellie renders question to Giorgio.
"My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio."  Giorgio said and they make a greeting.
Suddenly clickers!
All survivors of afraid as surround by clickers and about to die.
Clicker makes a click.
"Is good to make a clicking!" Giorgio shout, so he put a click on the 24 track which then was synced to the Moog Modular.
Suddenly robots!
Robots use a click and they danube into a sound of the future.
Robots transport everyone into the future, where no more of zombies and clickers, but only sound of the future.
Joel and Ellie saved.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 05, 2017, 12:06:17 pm


The Last of Us

Joel and Ellie are surviving in the rubble a zombie apocalypse.
"It truly is The Last of Us" say Ellie to Joel as they are last surviving human.
A survivor jump outside the rubble!
"Go render into help!" Joel shout to Ellie and Ellie go and pick survivor up.
"What is your name?" Ellie renders question to Giorgio.
"My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio."  Giorgio said and they make a greeting.
Suddenly clickers!
All survivors of afraid as surround by clickers and about to die.
Clicker makes a click.
"Is good to make a clicking!" Giorgio shout, so he put a click on the 24 track which then was synced to the Moog Modular.
Suddenly robots!
Robots use a click and they danube into a sound of the future.
Robots transport everyone into the future, where no more of zombies and clickers, but only sound of the future.
Joel and Ellie saved.


Spooks, June 05, 2017, 06:48:18 am
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 06, 2017, 03:08:48 pm
I just finished off the last of my brie, and I'm sad about it.

You could say I'm going through brievement.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 06, 2017, 03:15:49 pm
I just finished off the last of my brie, and I'm sad about it.

You could say I'm going through brievement.
Sanguinary Novel, June 06, 2017, 03:08:48 pm
I hope you rind peace soon.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 07, 2017, 01:22:49 am
hell yeah cheese puns is my favourite genre
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 07, 2017, 04:33:51 am
nudity owns
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 08, 2017, 09:29:52 am
satan is a pretty cool guy imo
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 08, 2017, 06:05:41 pm
Ass discourse has rapidly evolved. big asses are good now, small asses are being left behind. if you've got a small ass you're in trouble. is this a result of ascendant black voices in social media, queer dialogue shifting discussion towards universal factors or do we all just eat too much now
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on June 09, 2017, 11:42:49 pm
I really enjoy owning and using a kitschy bier stein I bought as an afterthought at Munich airport five years ago.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on June 10, 2017, 06:49:26 am
I'm going to end up growing old disgracefully whether I like it or not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on June 10, 2017, 11:21:16 am
I think listening to a podcast about people eating 2 day old tacos to dislodge glass balls out of their ass sealed the "grace" deal a long time ago, don't sweat it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 10, 2017, 08:59:09 pm
like most millennials, i really want to fuck jeremy corbyn
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 11, 2017, 05:54:57 am
in the cars universe they have a terrible yet popular series of movies about a world inhabited by their Central nervous systems running around independently, sometimes possessing lobotomised chassis' to get around and prolong their twisted parody of life. The Cars often theorise that they reproduce in some sort of nightmare factory, composed of the alien material 'flesh' and 'bone'. The Truth is far stranger
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on June 11, 2017, 10:08:12 am
I'm covered in body glitter and ready to day drink until I get heat exhaustion. Let's ride.

(the renaissance festival is the only place where I'm allowed to drink in front of throngs of people and not get in trouble and I think that's beautiful. There's sharp things everywhere and THAT'S where they let me loose.)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 11, 2017, 11:50:45 pm
I wonder why the English stopped beheading people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on June 12, 2017, 08:06:14 am
After the French made it their thing, the English couldn't work up the enthusiasm for it anymore.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on June 12, 2017, 12:39:09 pm
My favorite thing about work is that it gives me an opportunity to not have to think or feel too heavily.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 12, 2017, 08:28:38 pm
Almost got in a car wreck today due to seeing a billboard for a damn "Steampunk Expo" in my state and just not being able to process it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on June 13, 2017, 09:39:08 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

It will be the same number of people who saw that tree rape scene in Evil Dead and thought "That's HOT!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Frank West on June 13, 2017, 11:28:50 am
How many people want to fuck Groot
Malten, June 13, 2017, 04:55:57 am

Less than want to fuck Rocket, more than want to fuck Ego.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 14, 2017, 10:53:52 am
If I search for 'thesaurus' on thesaurus.com, will the internet implode?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 15, 2017, 06:12:42 am
New Fetish: Cuckquesting. Your wife and some guy with a bigger dick than you start fucking in a hidden locale and leave you some clues to where they're hiding. Can you find them and stop him cumming before it's too late?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2017, 06:45:54 am
Dragon Quest, for being a series that tries to appeal to children, has some harmonically, rhythmically and melodically complex stuff, and it's almost all the stuff that has to do with the bad guys and fighting, while the stuff to do with the good guys is generally more according to earlier classical music conventions. It's a really cool design choice and only recently I've come to appreciate how good the sound design is
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 15, 2017, 09:31:56 am
New Fetish: Cuckquesting. Your wife and some guy with a bigger dick than you start fucking in a hidden locale and leave you some clues to where they're hiding. Can you find them and stop him cumming before it's too late?
GirlKisser420, June 15, 2017, 06:12:42 am

The guy wears a geocaching cockring.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on June 15, 2017, 09:47:33 am
Are you a bad enough dude to watch your wife get fucked?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 15, 2017, 10:45:04 am
every cuckquesting story ends with the husband arriving just as the guy cums. some members of the community eventually grow tired of this unrealistic trope, flame wars break out. four new forums are born from the rubble
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 15, 2017, 10:53:14 am
I'm sorry, but your wife is fucking in another castle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 15, 2017, 12:53:31 pm
Gary uses Buff.
Gary's defence rises by 11!
Cuckold A uses Whack
It had no effect!
Gary casts Bang.
Cuckold A takes 19 damage
Cuckold A is defeated!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on June 15, 2017, 08:32:49 pm
Cuckold needs Bull badly.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on June 16, 2017, 04:43:20 am
My new phone autocorrects my name to Trash.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 19, 2017, 10:22:49 am
As a confirmed and total gringo,  being mistaken for a Columbian in Lima may be the proudest moment of my life.

On second thought that might just mean that even in Latin America I give people drug dealer vibes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 19, 2017, 11:00:52 pm
instead of calling them food courts i reckon they should be called "lunch zones"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 20, 2017, 04:56:02 am
want to eat some prangles chips
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on June 20, 2017, 07:39:16 am
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
GirlKisser420, June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm

how'd this work out for u
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 20, 2017, 01:28:48 pm
Drinking out of this "True Buckaroo" mug at work just makes me happy.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 20, 2017, 04:46:53 pm
sure hope more people say my actual name than refer to me by my desperately amusing new discord handle 'pussy eating robot' today
GirlKisser420, June 19, 2017, 06:19:48 pm

how'd this work out for u
chai tea latte, June 20, 2017, 07:39:16 am

fine, went to a jiujitsu class and my brother and his gf came around for tea. none of them called me a pussy eating robot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 20, 2017, 08:03:15 pm
They would have, if only you woulda sold the character better.

Beep boop. This tea resembles pussy, which is how I power my fuel cells. Beep boop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on June 21, 2017, 04:01:24 am
Diapers are Soylent for shitting
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 21, 2017, 08:46:22 pm
My coworker was a little surprised to learn that lake Michigan only was the left half, and even though there's a significant portion of water that connects Huron and Michigan, they are two different lakes.

What I did not tell her is that it's like Sonic the Hedgehog's eyes; even though there's a connector they're still considered two discrete eyeballs.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on June 22, 2017, 01:15:03 am
I wonder if Palmer Luckey has ever thought "well, that was embarrassing".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on June 22, 2017, 07:54:41 am
what if: big brother, but super gay? i call it: "boyz in the big gay house"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 24, 2017, 06:46:49 pm
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
This pop in which in drinking
Refills I've never had
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 24, 2017, 07:59:02 pm
genderqüeer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on June 26, 2017, 03:45:57 pm
The proudest moment of my life so far was just now when i bought my first beer using my full driving license.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: NutshellGulag on June 27, 2017, 09:46:50 am
I really wish the BBC would put out a cd set of all the different show themes from Mystery!.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
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Post by: NutshellGulag on June 28, 2017, 04:19:49 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
Sanguinary Novel, June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm

Are they good? It's always such a crapshoot with the novelty oreo flavors.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 28, 2017, 04:32:36 pm
I wonder how many Key Lime Pie oreos I can prepper horde in my freezer before I'm forcibly sectioned?
Sanguinary Novel, June 28, 2017, 02:30:33 pm

Are they good? It's always such a crapshoot with the novelty oreo flavors.
NutshellGulag, June 28, 2017, 04:19:49 pm

I'm usually pretty 'meh' about Oreos in general, but these are damn fantastic. Just the right combo of sour and a tiny bit salty. A coworker bought the fireworks ones which are interesting, but you might as well by a bag of pop rocks and cram that in your mouth with some regular Oreos.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on June 28, 2017, 09:06:51 pm
Microsoft Edge: You'll have the whole internet but only need the Edge
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Post by: Vinny Possum on June 28, 2017, 09:55:45 pm
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
This pop in which in drinking
Refills I've never had
Sanguinary Novel, June 24, 2017, 06:46:49 pm

I think it's kinda funny
I think it's kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Hi dying I am dad
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 29, 2017, 11:27:59 pm
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/862242875546808320
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Post by: krytton on June 30, 2017, 12:44:22 am
satanism is basically atheism for cool people who want to fuck big goat dudes
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Post by: Cleretic on June 30, 2017, 02:17:18 am
I realized today that I somehow started using a very specific 'bye-bye' as a farewell, and for like fifteen minutes that was all I could think about. That's neither how I talk, nor how I want to talk, and it's a very specific intonation that I don't deviate from. So it had to come from somewhere, but where?

Then I realized it's from Bomberman 64, and now I feel kinda weird.

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 30, 2017, 06:14:05 am
oh garfield, you crack me up every time
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Post by: A Meat on June 30, 2017, 09:56:10 am
Having recently learned that Oreos are actually a knockoff of Hydrox and not the other way around, I wonder how many other things I think are the original but are actually an imitation
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Post by: Eider Duck on July 01, 2017, 05:36:00 am
Stupid Orange Walk sectarian bastards, YOU IDIOTS CAN'T EVEN DRUM RIGHT
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Post by: CaptainLaserPants on July 01, 2017, 05:15:28 pm
In Harry Potter, the Sorting Hat is the real villain because it perpetuates the divisions and prejudices in the wizard community.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 01, 2017, 07:50:39 pm
oh garfield, you crack me up every time
GirlKisser420, June 30, 2017, 06:14:05 am

(https://public-media.smithsonianmag.com/filer/201303200300382189014070_339cb830f9_z.jpg)
They had no business of their own to mind because they didn't belong to themselves any more. They belonged to the virus. They had to kill torture conquer enslave degrade as a mad dog has to bite. At Hiroshima all was lost.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 03, 2017, 04:46:36 am
king gizzard and the eddie izzard wizard
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Post by: A Meat on July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
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Post by: Vinny Possum on July 03, 2017, 02:32:19 pm
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
A Meat, July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm

Welcome to the ambiguity inherent in language. See also "bug", and "Corn"
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Post by: A Meat on July 04, 2017, 01:20:42 am
yam is probably one of the least useful words  now that I've found out it can refer to four tubers and corms that are not yams as well as to yams, which are apparently of a really wide variety of tubers, some of which have really confusing names

edit: it'd make a good adjudicated guess fact, but it's just too baffling
A Meat, July 03, 2017, 12:13:42 pm

Welcome to the ambiguity inherent in language. See also "bug", and "Corn"
温尼负鼠, July 03, 2017, 02:32:19 pm
fun fact, corm is a real word, and corn is not a corm, water chestnuts are corms, and taro is a corm

edit: also, bananas have corms, but you don't eat those corms, you eat the berries
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Post by: krytton on July 04, 2017, 02:47:07 pm
martin shrekki
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Post by: krytton on July 06, 2017, 03:22:43 am
gonna start a petition for mcdonalds to put the MYASS sign back up
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 08, 2017, 09:01:32 am
bela lugosi's dead
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Post by: A Meat on July 08, 2017, 12:42:52 pm
bela lugosi's dead
GirlKisser420, July 08, 2017, 09:01:32 am
is that his new perfume line?
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Post by: Spooks on July 10, 2017, 03:39:46 pm
The F Plus: A Team Exercise in Frustration
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on July 11, 2017, 12:33:09 pm
My computer working with this 8 gig psb file -
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on July 14, 2017, 03:00:31 pm
When your gum gets all warm and soft in a hot car it's like the sun is pre chewing your gum
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Post by: bubbleuj on July 16, 2017, 11:09:49 am
I'm dating someone four years younger than me and they've never used MSN.

The age gap is just too much.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 16, 2017, 07:12:29 pm
Drinking some god damn covfefe
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Post by: junior associate faguar on July 16, 2017, 11:47:10 pm
Mouse otherkin should be called squeakin
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Post by: Spooks on July 17, 2017, 11:58:02 am
I keep having so many pointless thoughts I have to share that I keep forgetting that I need a pointless thought journal. If that's not a pointless thought in and of itself, I don't know what is.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on July 17, 2017, 03:46:05 pm
I keep having so many pointless thoughts I have to share that I keep forgetting that I need a pointless thought journal. If that's not a pointless thought in and of itself, I don't know what is.
Spooks, July 17, 2017, 11:58:02 am

Journals for keeping random thoughts, ideas, and other biz rules, 100% recommend. Especially if you do any creative endeavors, you can stash ideas away for later. Or to laugh at later.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 23, 2017, 05:31:47 am
I auditioned for the Bosstones but I wasn't mighty enough
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 23, 2017, 05:38:43 am
the world could be a better place, if only the vikings were able to hear Blind Guardian
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Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2017, 06:30:41 am
The Mushroom Kingdom really ought to have its name officially changed to the Mushroom Principality one of these days
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Post by: A Meat on July 23, 2017, 09:48:30 am
Is the catto/doggo meme just the lolcat meme but with slightly different words?
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Post by: boooo566 on July 23, 2017, 04:49:21 pm
How do people just miss texts regularly? How fucking popular are you that they just pile up and you don't notice?
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Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2017, 09:46:04 am
Blastoise from the pastoise.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 26, 2017, 06:08:06 pm
Dinosaurs suck, they're just big shitty birds with teeth.
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Post by: krytton on July 27, 2017, 01:03:14 am
albus cumbledore
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 27, 2017, 01:38:18 am
albus cumbledore
krytton, July 27, 2017, 01:03:14 am
ballbust cumblewhore
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on July 27, 2017, 10:14:07 am
RIP June Foray
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Post by: Spooks on July 27, 2017, 03:59:04 pm
The URL SiriusBlacked.com is available for sale.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 27, 2017, 06:32:08 pm
sucking your own dick olympics
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 29, 2017, 05:24:17 am
The U in U2 stands for umbilical
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Post by: Spooks on July 29, 2017, 07:21:50 am
Stiffy In A Jiffy Mailer
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Post by: Mix on July 29, 2017, 09:21:47 am
is it possible to rank body fluids on the scoville meter
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on July 29, 2017, 11:09:37 pm
I've seen three rattlesnakes in the past month after years of seeing zero rattlesnakes and I'm starting to wonder if perhaps the rattlesnakes should not go near my domicile.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm
Guest is going to die in 7 days
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Post by: krytton on July 31, 2017, 03:08:58 am
Guest is going to die in 7 days
GirlKisser420, July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm

good riddance
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Post by: SirSlarty on July 31, 2017, 11:52:09 pm
Guest is going to die in 7 days
GirlKisser420, July 30, 2017, 11:27:22 pm

Finally!
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 01, 2017, 03:14:08 pm
Does anyone know a reliable necromancer so I no longer have to worry about earning a living wage?
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Post by: Cleretic on August 02, 2017, 03:56:09 am
My favorite genres of music in no particular order are 'water dungeon', 'ironic YouTube montage', and 'only ever heard on the radio in the 90s but still inexplicably gets stuck in your head'.
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Post by: Spooks on August 05, 2017, 06:13:15 am
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge but it keeps listing 90's anime instead of music bands.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 05, 2017, 02:29:24 pm
I want to get up and do more carving but cat is snoozing so peacefully please send help
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Post by: Spooks on August 05, 2017, 04:05:28 pm
Revolutionary Girl Urethra
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 05, 2017, 09:23:10 pm
I roll so fucking bad all the time every rpg that I made my warlock's patron a fey of bad luck just to have an in universe reason for all the shitty rolls
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Post by: A Meat on August 06, 2017, 04:27:32 am
Pokemon evolution isn't really evolution, it's either a planned ontogenetic charge as a response to outside stimuli, or just an adaptation to outside stimuli
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 06, 2017, 05:06:43 am
Revolutionary Girl Obama
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Post by: krytton on August 06, 2017, 05:32:34 am
Revolutionary Girl Osama
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Post by: krytton on August 06, 2017, 10:11:30 pm
idea: puns incorporating racial slurs. patent pending. im gonna be so fuckin rich
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 08, 2017, 01:41:29 am
despite the leftward shift, my generation may never escape capitalist conditioning and are cursed to see the walls of their cage and hope it rusts the right way
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 08, 2017, 12:40:32 pm
A guy at my work, who is a part-time cop, really liked my True Buckaroo Chuck Tingle mug because it has a badge on it. He really wants me to send him a link so he can buy one.

He does not know who Chuck Tingle is
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 10, 2017, 02:08:27 am
when did the internet switch from "fucked up, if true" to "big if true"

Muhammad Li should be a very common name but there aren't very many at all! nor are there many Li Muhans. Perhaps since there's at least a couple, they should be Some Greatests (as Muhammad *A*li was The).

a damsel with a dulcimer, in a vision once I saw; she was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played, singing "You're my wonderwall". Could I ignite within me her symphony and song to such deep delight 'twould win me and with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air (that sunny dome! Those caves of ice!) and all who heard would see them there, and all would cry beware, beware! those flashing eyes, and floating hair, guard a circle round her thrice, for she on honeydew hath fed, and drunk the almond milk of paradise.

I wonder how good birds fuck

you're a teenager reading hentai in math class by hiding the doujinshi inside the textbook but you're flipping the pages from right to left and everyone knows what you're doing and it's not sneaky at all, and also it's a test day and you forgot to wear clothes, ahaha
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Post by: Spooks on August 10, 2017, 03:12:22 pm
Eagerly awaiting the inevitable "This Ain't The Emoji Movie XXX" porn parody.
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Post by: krytton on August 12, 2017, 03:05:41 am
most of my thoughts involve putting random letters into words

spoong
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Post by: Lemon on August 13, 2017, 10:36:51 pm
Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?
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Post by: STOG on August 14, 2017, 01:28:34 am
Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?
Lemon, August 13, 2017, 10:36:51 pm

well I like to call Satan the S-Man because he's totally a cool hip dude that just likes to hang out in Hell
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Post by: krytton on August 14, 2017, 01:33:58 am
lemon (https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://viapozzo6.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/trascendental-black-metal.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwj00K2MjdbVAhUGyrwKHW_7CpIQFggwMAE&usg=AFQjCNFPQj9aqX_k3u-qxLLpvZmcFEXPhw)
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Post by: jack chick on August 14, 2017, 11:09:14 am
lemon (https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://viapozzo6.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/trascendental-black-metal.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwj00K2MjdbVAhUGyrwKHW_7CpIQFggwMAE&usg=AFQjCNFPQj9aqX_k3u-qxLLpvZmcFEXPhw)
krytton, August 14, 2017, 01:33:58 am

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'D FORGOTTEN BAOU TTHAT FUCKING THING
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Post by: boooo566 on August 14, 2017, 01:59:14 pm
I'm watching the Top Gear Africa special where they try to find the source of the Nile and I know they exaggerate a lot, but I've been to Uganda and they're pretty fucking bang on what it's like to travel there. I've actually pretty much done the exact journey they did, Kampala to Fort Portal to Lake Edward through the tea plantations, the great roads and the shitty, shitty roads. Here are my Thoughts as I watch, because I want to talk about Uganda and I think they deserve some credit.

Kampala really does take most of a day to drive through and there really are that many of those vans, which are like a cross between a taxi and a bus - they'll go where you want, but you'll probably pick up other people on the way. You really can buy basically everything, including a million bananas for way less money than you think. I think the bit where Jeremy says "is this a chair leg," he's buying sugar cane. It's way too fibrous to eat but you can chew on it and the sugar will come out, which is okay until you're just left with a big inedible lump of fibres that burn your throat until you spit it out of the window. They give it to children as snacks for school.

The long distance roads are fantastic, although in my experience they were actually mostly built by the Chinese, and not, as suggested on the programme, the Swiss. As I understand it, it was part of the deal in return for mining rights. They're really good, although I did get stuck in quite a lot of roadworks while they were widening the roads.

As demonstrated, the speedbumps are perpetual (I think my driver said there were about 100/hour on the drive between Kampala and Kasese, where I stayed). They were also fucking huge. When you get off those main roads, as demonstrated, the roads are all on a spectrum between reasonably flat tracks to impassable because they're basically just muddy rivers alongside a 40 meter drop, via "more pothole than road."

Everywhere they stopped seems to be pretty authentic too. Top Gear might be a bunch of dickheads doing dumb shit, but they represented their subject with a level of accuracy that suprised and pleased me. There's basically nothing about this which I'm finding to be particularly misleading.

Supplemental thought: yep, every other building really is painted entirely yellow with MTN MOBILE MONEY written on it in big letters. Mobile phones are really big there - they kind of skipped computers entirely, and while the prices aren't much cheaper (I worked it out and I'd barely save anything by buying an iPhone there rather than here, maybe £100 or so at most) they have a huge supply of non-smart-phones that you can pick up for like £5-10.  Pay as you go is big and you can buy top ups at any of those yellow buildings (or you have to find the rare red AirTel building if for some reason you don't go with MTN).
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 14, 2017, 03:34:05 pm
It is fairly probable that I have come across Dozerfleet in real life
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Post by: Spooks on August 14, 2017, 05:06:17 pm
IT'S PAGE SIXTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
in the Cursed Images thread but I have no idea what to post in order to commemorate it. I don't think sixty-nining is gross or negative in any way, really. Let's all be sex-positive instead.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 14, 2017, 10:03:16 pm
beastie boys are dope
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Post by: krytton on August 15, 2017, 03:10:02 am
do farts contain resonant memories
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Post by: A Meat on August 15, 2017, 06:27:12 am
beastie boys are dope ill
GirlKisser420, August 14, 2017, 10:03:16 pm
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 15, 2017, 09:24:19 am
Gentlemen, if we attach rockets to Dracula, we will drastically increase his Speed
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 16, 2017, 03:48:51 am
Furries + Cuddle Parties = Fuddling?
"Be very very quiet, we're cuddling rabbits."
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Post by: krytton on August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
krytton, August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am

To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 16, 2017, 03:03:39 pm
my sister is getting increasingly mad at the names i give my pokemon
krytton, August 16, 2017, 05:00:06 am

To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

I'm sorry, the correct answer is Aipom
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Post by: krytton on August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
krytton, August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm

I like that. I might get one and name it Connie.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 16, 2017, 04:34:03 pm
To be fair, I can get pretty bothered by people's Pokemon names too.

I named my Nidoran "Peanut"
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 02:10:27 pm

cool i named my pineco "conifer orb"
krytton, August 16, 2017, 03:15:22 pm

I like that. I might get one and name it Connie.
Shell Game, August 16, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
How about something like "Everett Green". Get it? Evergreen. Hahaa. I'll let myself out now
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Post by: krytton on August 17, 2017, 05:05:02 am
if i recall correctly the shortest bible verse is "jesus wanked"
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 17, 2017, 09:04:49 pm
Call me William Faulkner because all I can think about is how much curry I ate as I lay dying
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Post by: Mix on August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
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Post by: Gyro on August 18, 2017, 03:46:10 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Fuck yes, do it!
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Post by: Cleretic on August 18, 2017, 05:01:23 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Do we just let the regular guy handle it, or do we bring in Griffin McElroy?
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Post by: krytton on August 18, 2017, 05:05:36 am
I should make a Quiplash custom pack with nothing but Yahoo Answers questions
Mix, August 17, 2017, 10:13:40 pm
Do we just let the regular guy handle it, or do we bring in Griffin McElroy?
Cleretic, August 18, 2017, 05:01:23 am

how is this even a question
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Post by: Spooks on August 18, 2017, 12:25:18 pm
caol "slender" from Gaelic caol
(Caoilfhionn, Caolán)

andr-, -ander "man" from Greek aner, andros
(Andrew, Alexander, Leander)




COLANDER
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 18, 2017, 04:42:59 pm
Come to Loring Park for the Pigeon-Duck Summit on breadcrumbs. I, upon the grassy knoll, am considering throwing biscoff cookies into the mix, breaking their fragile alliance and ushering in bird wars 3
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 18, 2017, 06:33:59 pm
its really weird to see people post about punching nazis when all the other times they talk about how watching competitive tetris makes them nervous or something
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 18, 2017, 06:49:14 pm
its really weird to see people post about punching nazis when all the other times they talk about how watching competitive tetris makes them nervous or something
GirlKisser420, August 18, 2017, 06:33:59 pm

it really is very funny! but we can't gatekeep people deciding they want to finally be cool, we have to get them some edgy teen nazis to practice jabs on
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 18, 2017, 06:54:53 pm
yeah it's handy that there's incel meme nazis but it's not rhetoric that's going to last when there's roided viking fetishists and heavily-armed militia dudes on the frontlines
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Post by: Spooks on August 19, 2017, 05:38:05 pm
Futarama. (it's real)
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Post by: krytton on August 19, 2017, 11:12:46 pm
hey guys whats your spirit animal mine is cultural appropriation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 19, 2017, 11:15:02 pm
hey guys whats your spirit animal mine is cultural appropriation
krytton, August 19, 2017, 11:12:46 pm
i'm going to the spirit anime mine, better bring my spirit pickaxe
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 19, 2017, 11:52:47 pm
my spirit animal is the cultural Apepropriation
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Post by: krytton on August 20, 2017, 02:47:04 am
ah, time to sit back, relax and listen to the dulcet tones of lil jon
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 20, 2017, 06:37:26 am
Toilet 2.0: now optimized for superior shitting experience
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 20, 2017, 01:49:02 pm
I had no idea how hipster a cafe could be until I saw kombucha on tap like a draft beer
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 20, 2017, 07:23:17 pm
I read some tweet a while ago, I think it was from Bakoon, that said never get your politics and hentai from the same place, and it worries me how many people across the entire political spectrum have done this
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 23, 2017, 05:47:55 am
I just found out about Autosexuality, where you are sexually attracted to yourself. Can't make a doc about it since there's no forums or anything to say aside from 'I masturbated in front of a mirror' but it's gonna be a brain worm for like a week.


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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on August 23, 2017, 05:33:38 pm
I just found out about Autosexuality, where you are sexually attracted to yourself. Can't make a doc about it since there's no forums or anything to say aside from 'I masturbated in front of a mirror' but it's gonna be a brain worm for like a week.
GirlKisser420, August 23, 2017, 05:47:55 am
Have you checked DA (https://www.deviantart.com/popular-all-time/?section=&global=1&q=autosexual)?
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 23, 2017, 05:58:11 pm
this is fascinating. They're a sexuality oriented towards themselves, but they represent this with a persona or sparkledog that's different from that. I think in a lot of cases they're creating autosexual characters because they want to be representative of a possible identity rather than as a strictly personal thing, but still. I think it's mostly incompatible with depression so it's not going to have much of an online presence.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 24, 2017, 11:02:17 am
windows poo thousand
windows sex pee
windows pissta
windows jenkum
windows gayght
windows men
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 24, 2017, 08:17:14 pm
Goodness gracious great grains of fiber
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on August 25, 2017, 07:27:02 pm
I don't know if there's enough basic normies here for a pop music thread in the music forum so I've come here to spread my opinion that Taylor Swift's new single is a fucking terrible load of shit. It starts out okay, basically like something that could have slipped in as one of 1989's less remarkable songs, but then that chorus hits. The one inexplicably following I'm So Sexy of all things, where she just repeats the same line a bunch without any real respect for all the things that make music music. Oh my god it's so bad. Then we slide into the shitty insults and the unbelievably cringy Old Taylor Is Dead bit. Witness was such a miserable flop that all she really needed to do to "win" the Katy Perry beef was to release something that was actually listenable and she didn't even manage that, like she had to actually try and fuck up that bad.

It's a shitty song and I'm hugely disappointed, but what gets me more than anything else is the concept. The idea that she's somehow trying to own the snake persona and be a bad bitch but at the same time needing to remind you how she was wronged, how it's the other guy's fault, Kanye made me do this you guys. It just feels a whole lot like that time when I was fifteen and lonely and I thought "Oh yeah I guess the world WANTS me to be a shutin nerd, I'm gonna watch My Little Pony because somehow fuck you" like the correct response to any of this dumb bullshit is to go all in. Like, she saw she was losing the moral high ground after the Famous thing and decided the best thing to do was to double down and be a bitch, I guess in the hope that much like politics, whoever can talk more shit will win and who really gives a shit about anyone who isn't either loving the mess or so devoted they'll literally refuse to believe you could possibly have done the wrong thing.

What's more, even if the damage control people are tellign the truth when they say releasing the album introduced with a Kanye diss track on the 10th anniversary of his mother's death, that's still a hugely stupid way to make yourself look like a garbage person. Fucking change it you dumbfucks. If it's intentional it's awful and if it's unintentional then it's stupid and neither of those are good looks.

Part of me hopes this will be like Shake It Off and turn out not to be representative of the quality/style of the full album, but even as a huge Swiftie apologist I'm having trouble finding anything good to say about this. She was always supposed to be a nice one who just wanted to have a wholesome happy time. Every part of this is so unlike everything that made me fall in love with her work in the first place. The song itself and all the context around it just feels like a mountain of huge mistakes that only serve to drain every ounce of good will I've built up towards her.

I could forgive most of it if it was at least a good song but honestly she's got a great voice and has shown to be a good songwriter and neither of those things showed up here.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on August 25, 2017, 07:51:39 pm
'*"*'this poster always stands by kanye'*"*'
Lemon can we have forum signatures pleas?
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Post by: krytton on August 25, 2017, 07:55:50 pm
sometimes i remember that vore exists and then im amused
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 25, 2017, 09:06:59 pm
'*"*'this poster always stands by kanye'*"*'
Lemon can we have forum signatures pleas?
AgentCoop, August 25, 2017, 07:51:39 pm

If we just put sigs in manually he'll have to make it a feature.

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on August 26, 2017, 04:48:31 am
This new Signature Era is terrifying.
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Post by: krytton on August 26, 2017, 09:13:58 am
imagine... sex harry potter..... wingardium leviosa... on my dick
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 26, 2017, 02:00:55 pm
Hoi Polloi Boy, a Fall Out Boy cover band
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 26, 2017, 05:59:32 pm
There's nothing cooler aesthetically than cartoon dudes with just eyes and no face


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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 27, 2017, 06:20:45 pm
hi everyone im about to get my wisdom teeth out wish me luck!!!!! :^)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on August 27, 2017, 08:27:31 pm
hi everyone im about to get my wisdom teeth out wish me luck!!!!! :^)
krytton, August 27, 2017, 06:20:45 pm
Good luck!

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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on August 27, 2017, 10:03:23 pm
hi im back from the dead and i have this to say: ow oof ouch my teeth
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on August 27, 2017, 11:06:56 pm
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a bad movie and people who gush about it are gross.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 29, 2017, 10:40:13 am
There's absolutely no stock photo of a security camera that doesn't feel like a dystopian nightmare.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on August 29, 2017, 01:50:19 pm
The Importance of Being Ernest Cline
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2017, 04:00:32 pm
The Witchin' Hour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on August 29, 2017, 05:21:03 pm
The Witchin' Hour
A Meat, August 29, 2017, 04:00:32 pm

More like the Bitchin' Hour
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on August 30, 2017, 01:09:49 am
I GOT BLOOD ON MY FISTS 'CAUSE I GOT NO REMORSE

I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK 'CAUSE I FUCKED A CORPSE
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on August 30, 2017, 02:15:06 am
I GOT BLOOD ON MY FISTS 'CAUSE I GOT NO REMORSE

I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK 'CAUSE I FUCKED A CORPSE
Trav, August 30, 2017, 01:09:49 am

oh shit guys trav brought his whole crew!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 30, 2017, 01:28:48 pm
I went to the eye doctor and got only one eye dilated and it feels gross and weird to have my eyes out of sync.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on August 30, 2017, 07:46:43 pm
why does my head still hurt why am i still tired why am i still feverish I'm not sick anymore I'm not I'm not I'm not
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on August 31, 2017, 01:15:59 am
All of my friends are BAMBOOZLED, nay feel personally affronted by the idea of not wearing underwear under pajamas. I just feel so confused and alone right now.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on August 31, 2017, 02:48:49 am
All of my friends are BAMBOOZLED, nay feel personally affronted by the idea of not wearing underwear under pajamas. I just feel so confused and alone right now.
Malten, August 31, 2017, 01:15:59 am
thatès weird, dog


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Post by: krytton on August 31, 2017, 03:21:37 am
╒╪╩══╩╝└╫╜
┼┘ONLINE╠╕
╘╦╕┌╥─┐╔╝│
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 01, 2017, 08:59:41 am
Do you think the Time Cube text is copyright protected? I think by default it is, but would Gene Ray actually take legal action if someone reproduced it?

Edit: Goddamn it would cost over $6,000 to have letterpress poly plates made to encompass all of Time Cube
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Post by: krytton on September 01, 2017, 09:01:08 pm
this morning i remembered that human beings are flammable and my sleep deprived brain was like "that's cool" and thats how i became the writer for the joker movie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Malten on September 02, 2017, 03:13:51 pm
How long can one survive on a diet comprised solely of water based lube?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 04, 2017, 12:51:29 pm
im such a millennial!!! i love dabbing on the graves of those who have stood in the way of the implementations of public social institutions!!! #damndaniel
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 06, 2017, 06:20:41 am
should I open crash_bandicoot_ball_punishment.jpg
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 06, 2017, 10:59:02 am
Iftar should have been called breakfast in English, but alas
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on September 06, 2017, 12:05:09 pm
I don't know if there's enough basic normies here for a pop music thread in the music forum so I've come here to spread my opinion that Taylor Swift's new single is a fucking terrible load of shit. It starts out okay, basically like something that could have slipped in as one of 1989's less remarkable songs, but then that chorus hits. The one inexplicably following I'm So Sexy of all things, where she just repeats the same line a bunch without any real respect for all the things that make music music. Oh my god it's so bad. Then we slide into the shitty insults and the unbelievably cringy Old Taylor Is Dead bit. Witness was such a miserable flop that all she really needed to do to "win" the Katy Perry beef was to release something that was actually listenable and she didn't even manage that, like she had to actually try and fuck up that bad.

It's a shitty song and I'm hugely disappointed, but what gets me more than anything else is the concept. The idea that she's somehow trying to own the snake persona and be a bad bitch but at the same time needing to remind you how she was wronged, how it's the other guy's fault, Kanye made me do this you guys. It just feels a whole lot like that time when I was fifteen and lonely and I thought "Oh yeah I guess the world WANTS me to be a shutin nerd, I'm gonna watch My Little Pony because somehow fuck you" like the correct response to any of this dumb bullshit is to go all in. Like, she saw she was losing the moral high ground after the Famous thing and decided the best thing to do was to double down and be a bitch, I guess in the hope that much like politics, whoever can talk more shit will win and who really gives a shit about anyone who isn't either loving the mess or so devoted they'll literally refuse to believe you could possibly have done the wrong thing.

What's more, even if the damage control people are tellign the truth when they say releasing the album introduced with a Kanye diss track on the 10th anniversary of his mother's death, that's still a hugely stupid way to make yourself look like a garbage person. Fucking change it you dumbfucks. If it's intentional it's awful and if it's unintentional then it's stupid and neither of those are good looks.

Part of me hopes this will be like Shake It Off and turn out not to be representative of the quality/style of the full album, but even as a huge Swiftie apologist I'm having trouble finding anything good to say about this. She was always supposed to be a nice one who just wanted to have a wholesome happy time. Every part of this is so unlike everything that made me fall in love with her work in the first place. The song itself and all the context around it just feels like a mountain of huge mistakes that only serve to drain every ounce of good will I've built up towards her.

I could forgive most of it if it was at least a good song but honestly she's got a great voice and has shown to be a good songwriter and neither of those things showed up here.
moooo566, August 25, 2017, 07:27:02 pm

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 07, 2017, 06:15:17 am
the impulse to see if there are any racist clowns online has lead me to dark places
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on September 07, 2017, 08:38:56 am
the impulse to see if there are any racist clowns online has lead me to dark places
GirlKisser420, September 07, 2017, 06:15:17 am

Well, one's in the Oval Office right now. Heyoo!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 07, 2017, 08:41:51 am
hey edward snowden is pretty cute
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 07, 2017, 09:02:21 am
taking a full trolley through the self checkout should be a crime
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 07, 2017, 04:01:52 pm
Boss makes a dime,
I make a dime,
What is even happening,
Rhyme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on September 08, 2017, 06:47:49 am
Stog singing Calle Ocho.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 08, 2017, 05:42:23 pm
I remember when I'd only go to the work bathroom to cry.

Now I go there to piss.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 08, 2017, 07:26:39 pm
I remember when I'd only go to the work bathroom to cry.

Now I go there to piss.
Shell Game, September 08, 2017, 05:42:23 pm

Aren't tears just the piss of the eyes anyways?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 10, 2017, 11:22:08 am
gearing up to debut my new fursona, vory the vole, who has an odd quirk that will leave you feeling hungry for more ;)))
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 11, 2017, 01:09:10 pm
gearing up to debut my new fursona, vory the vole, who has an odd quirk that will leave you feeling hungry for more ;)))
krytton, September 10, 2017, 11:22:08 am
It's this a Redwall fan character sona?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on September 11, 2017, 02:13:24 pm
who invented the names for the letters
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on September 11, 2017, 03:10:07 pm
They can stop me viewing funny YouTube videos at work, but they can't stop the funny YouTube videos constantly playing in my head.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on September 14, 2017, 06:20:02 am
What if God was on a bus?
Just a slob, like, on a bus?
Just a stranger on a bus
trying to make his way
buuuuuuuuuuuuus.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 15, 2017, 06:41:46 pm
what is with americans and longwinded fast food restaurant opinions
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on September 15, 2017, 07:27:15 pm
Invasion of the Patchouli Pod People
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on September 16, 2017, 03:58:47 am
what is with americans and longwinded fast food restaurant opinions
GirlKisser420, September 15, 2017, 06:41:46 pm

Seriously. They all taste the same, people.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 16, 2017, 06:07:19 am
for the cost of 1 bulb you can save a dogs life
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 16, 2017, 09:24:23 pm
You can't spell party without Popov, because you're too drunk to spell
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 16, 2017, 09:26:11 pm
for the cost of 1 bulb you can save a dogs life
GirlKisser420, September 16, 2017, 06:07:19 am

Also we have a bunch of dog murderers in here
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Runic on September 18, 2017, 11:08:46 pm
"Anti-Semitism, in short, is fear of the human condition. The anti-Semite is a man who wishes to be pitiless stone, a furious torrent, a devastating thunderbolt – anything except a man."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on September 19, 2017, 12:57:00 pm
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
But it wasn't a cock
It was a cock monster!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on September 19, 2017, 04:38:40 pm
In a similar vein, my Halloween costume idea: a lobster with a WWF title belt, AKA Dwayne "The Rock" Lobster.

Edit: I used Google, of course that is already a thing.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on September 20, 2017, 04:26:04 am
coheed & cambria music factory
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 21, 2017, 06:30:59 am
becoming a full time video game streamer is probably the most cocaine thing you can do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 21, 2017, 01:17:40 pm
Thursdays are just late Wednesdays
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 21, 2017, 04:47:56 pm
It's funny how looking up images of 'extraordinary' brings up the most fucking boring stock photos.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on September 21, 2017, 10:07:38 pm
I just started school for computer science and one of my teachers called me a "female rain man but in a like a good way".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 22, 2017, 08:14:09 pm
I bartendered last night at some Dad's 50th birthday and the thrust of the event was that they hired a cover band but the birthday dad did the singing while insanely plastered. The failed attempts to sing Living On a Prayer because he kept trying to make up lyrics about "Johnny Had a 6 Inch Co-ock" will never leave my brain. I wish I didn't serve him tequila shots, although I do kinda respect the total Power Move the whole thing was.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on September 23, 2017, 01:36:57 am
i eat the pussy, animé / i said eat the pussy animé
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on September 24, 2017, 08:43:53 pm
They should have issued a recall for the female reproductive system like centuries ago, fucking deregulation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on September 25, 2017, 11:14:28 am
Our account manager at an accreditation scheme we use at work writes "pls" rather than please in business emails and uses it l. Every email has it two or three times and it takes me right out of the moment.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on September 25, 2017, 11:36:51 am
Our account manager at an accreditation scheme we use at work writes "pls" rather than please in business emails and uses it l. Every email has it two or three times and it takes me right out of the moment.
moooo566, September 25, 2017, 11:14:28 am

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Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 26, 2017, 06:36:24 pm
I like funk but I'm not really into the 24-7 groove lifestyle
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LaserSeusan on September 29, 2017, 02:09:50 pm
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
AgentCoop, September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am

Easier solution, just avoid anything that Guest recommends.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Schumin Capote on October 01, 2017, 02:32:50 am
Free Willy is an illusion.
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 01, 2017, 02:55:56 am
booties on cuties
tiddies on biddies
penises on geniuses
cloaecae on ray j
argentine duck cocks for my scarleteen cuck box
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 01, 2017, 03:18:33 am
bisexuals sure love petting dogs huh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 01, 2017, 09:17:16 am
What if God was on a bus?
Just a slob, like, on a bus?
Just a stranger on a bus
trying to make his way
buuuuuuuuuuuuus.
Spooks, September 14, 2017, 06:20:02 am

I'm still thinking about this one every day.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 01, 2017, 11:38:30 am
There's a monster hunter monster with a name with racist connotations, how strange
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on October 03, 2017, 07:08:31 am
sometimes i really wonder if I've actually like music because i never recognize the bands that people bring up or recommend
Shell Game, September 29, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Easy solution, only listen to Los Crudos
AgentCoop, September 29, 2017, 11:02:59 am

Easier solution, just avoid anything that Guest recommends.
Ashto, September 29, 2017, 02:09:50 pm
Agreed, I have terrible taste.

I'm beginning to suspect that every trans girl in Melbourne has swiped right on me in the one day I've been on Tinder.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on October 03, 2017, 10:21:33 am
the trap she is sprung
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 05, 2017, 05:11:46 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Ragnarok Boobies, October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm

Allison,
I know this world is killing you.
Oh, Allison,
Now you are completely wrapped in cling film.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on October 05, 2017, 05:55:06 pm
I wonder if there's a cling film fetishist out there that obsesses about Elvis Costello.
Ragnarok Boobies, October 05, 2017, 04:23:37 pm
Waitin For The End Of The Roll
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 07, 2017, 03:09:24 pm
My friend's wedding is about to start and there's a Rise Against concert going on in the background so it's some instrumental Kiss From a Rose and then screaming remixed in.
 
Do you think they'd let her crowd surf in her gown because that'd be rad
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 08, 2017, 06:22:47 am
the digimon cosmology is fucking dumb
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 08, 2017, 12:10:03 pm
When you learn about color mixing in kindergarten, like 'red+blue=purple' or 'yellow+blue=green', that doesn't really mean anything about the colors themselves, or the things that are making the colors, it's teaching about a quirk of the human eye, that two colors at once will light up your photoreceptors in the same way that another color would. But I mean, your body has temperature sensors that detect 'cold' and 'warm', and when both of those sensors light up at once, you feel 'hot', but I wouldn't say that 'cold+warm=hot' in the same way you might say 'red+blue=purple'.

What would it be like to perceive a red+blue thing as simultaneously red and blue, and not as purple?
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Post by: Spooks on October 10, 2017, 08:10:22 am
It's actually about ethics in shitting! ♫
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Post by: krytton on October 11, 2017, 12:43:14 am
sugar THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK ooh honey honey THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK THONK you be my candy giiirl~
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Post by: Shell Game on October 11, 2017, 09:19:52 am
What should I do with my viola that's collecting dust in my closet?  It's a beautiful instrument and I never play it.  Hmmm...
Nifty Nif, April 21, 2016, 10:36:05 am

Rub them strings!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on October 11, 2017, 12:37:32 pm
The person who said "Reality is that which continues to exist after you close your eyes" has clearly never died.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 11, 2017, 02:27:13 pm
what's the correlation coefficient between sensitivity and sensuality?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on October 14, 2017, 03:34:50 am
It's had a while to sink in but I still can't take New Taylor Swift seriously.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on October 14, 2017, 10:18:20 am
It's had a while to sink in but I still can't take New Taylor Swift seriously.
moooo566, October 14, 2017, 03:34:50 am
Well, it's too late for Old Taylor...because she's dead!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on October 16, 2017, 06:42:02 am
If I was a girl I think my username would be True Forced Lioness.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 16, 2017, 10:13:52 pm
I feel like Tom Cruise is probably one of those intolerable people that says "That's funny" instead of laughing,
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 17, 2017, 11:07:07 am
The Legend of Zelda, but Link is Krishna
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on October 17, 2017, 02:46:39 pm
Signing off all my emails like this:
Kind regards,

[moooo566] BSc
would probably make me a huge arsehole when all I'm doing is asking someone to come look at a leaky dishwasher, or asking someone if tomorrow morning is okay for the engineer to come look at their leaky dishwasher, but there's one small nagging voice in the back of my head that says I should do it just because I can.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on October 17, 2017, 05:50:54 pm
Borat Sex Animation
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 18, 2017, 02:42:44 am
Borat Sex Animation
Spooks, October 17, 2017, 05:50:54 pm
very_nice.swf
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ghoulymede on October 20, 2017, 01:28:24 pm
I never got around to changing my username from last Halloween. 

Looks like I saved myself some trouble!

Logical conclusion: everyone should permanently have Halloween names.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Ghoulymede on October 20, 2017, 01:29:16 pm
People always use meteoric to refer to a rise even though meteors fall

what's with that?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 20, 2017, 02:16:13 pm
I never got around to changing my username from last Halloween. 

Looks like I saved myself some trouble!

Logical conclusion: everyone should permanently have Halloween names.
Ghoulymede, October 20, 2017, 01:28:24 pm

I agree
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 24, 2017, 10:14:55 pm
Isn't severe anemia just bleeding to death?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on October 26, 2017, 08:31:21 pm
I found a vhs tape recorded off ABC in 1995 that has at least one original airing of ReBoot on it.

Life is okay sometimes, huh?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on October 29, 2017, 10:43:43 am
I fucked up.

Turns out I moved the only place in London that doesn't have a chinese restaurant within five minutes walk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
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Post by: Neal on October 29, 2017, 03:41:39 pm
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am

I second this.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on October 29, 2017, 04:27:55 pm
I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am
I used to go to these growing up! The best one was called "When You Drink Coffee, You Need Fried Bananas" and sold pisang goreng (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisang_goreng), shrimp crackers, and bottles of pop. Good times.
e:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Pisang_goreng_in_a_basket.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 29, 2017, 05:12:00 pm
Almost every month, Cosmopolitan publishes a list of 10 or 24 or 101 or 38 "hot" "new" sex tips. I took a quick look at the recent covers, and I'd estimate that every year they're putting out 300 sex tips. If they've been at this since the late '90s or so (I actually wasn't able to get a good idea of when they started printing these articles) then we are looking at 5000-6000 sex tips, almost all of which are probably very bad (https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/23-truly-terrible-sex-tips?utm_term=.ex1JOQeXy#.uk5axzgNk).
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on October 29, 2017, 10:58:14 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm

This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on October 29, 2017, 11:27:33 pm
tetanus shots don't hurt as much as you'd think they would.

in other news: ow my fucking hand!
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on October 30, 2017, 03:31:34 am
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
If you can manage to register a Palestinian domain, I'd recommend hotnewti.ps
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 31, 2017, 03:59:11 am
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/a537c5531ed12f9307ff64a7ea60ce66/tumblr_oujxoioiq51vqiqzho1_540.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on October 31, 2017, 07:29:05 pm
This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 10:58:14 pm

While we're on website ideas I've had an idea about kumquatxop.xyz since forever. It'd basically be Rainy Mood with half a dozen kumquat audio tracks playing at the same time, randomly fading in and out of each other. One can be just "YEAH"s, another just "UUH"s and so on. That or regular ambient noise with a random chance of a kumquat noise happening every once in a while. If you have normal ambient sounds, make sure this is present:
 (https://i.imgur.com/IyrteAX.png)

Anyway I'm the idea man and co-creator I need 50% of the profits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 01, 2017, 08:40:16 pm
My boyfriend's shitty friend  who is trying to heal his shitty tattoo asked me verbatim to help him wrap it in cling film (this is a bad thing to do).

There were just too many reasons to be sad.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 02, 2017, 02:43:53 pm
Did you know MIA is 42? I just kind of assumed she was like 30.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 03, 2017, 03:34:30 pm
Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips.
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
Okay, I'm gonna start working on this one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 03, 2017, 03:36:20 pm
While we're on website ideas I've had an idea about kumquatxop.xyz since forever. It'd basically be Rainy Mood with half a dozen kumquat audio tracks playing at the same time, randomly fading in and out of each other. One can be just "YEAH"s, another just "UUH"s and so on. That or regular ambient noise with a random chance of a kumquat noise happening every once in a while. If you have normal ambient sounds, make sure this is present:
(https://i.imgur.com/IyrteAX.png)
Spooks, October 31, 2017, 07:29:05 pm

Hmmmmmmmmm.... yeah, I could see how that would be fun. Tell you what, if somebody can provide me with the audio tracks (I'd probably need 12+, and they'd all have to loop reasonably well, I'd take it from there).

Edit: Although it might be all for naught, since I let the domain expire.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2017, 04:30:18 am
my 3 wishes

ability to speak in fluent achewood
understand how burning wheel works
end of racism
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 04, 2017, 05:01:19 am
Ray William Johnson - RE•AC•TION
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 04, 2017, 08:51:17 am
Happy Antifa Supersoldier Day everyone! If you meet your quota of heads you can turn them in for extra Soros Bux
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 04, 2017, 02:43:50 pm
Happy Antifa Supersoldier Day everyone! If you meet your quota of heads you can turn them in for extra Soros Bux
Sanguinary Novel, November 04, 2017, 08:51:17 am
I got a really cool hammer and sickle spray in my Antifa loot box.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2017, 06:03:19 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
A Meat, November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am

uncles are complicated
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 05, 2017, 02:44:08 pm
For breakfast at 4 pm I had 9 shots of espresso, a diet coke, a brownie, a chocolate bar and a marshmallow. Can I just start the day over please.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on November 05, 2017, 03:25:58 pm
I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough
A Meat, November 03, 2017, 02:45:54 pm

the best way to understand australian culture is to assume it's a rural town inhabited entirely by 300 uncles and aunts.
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2017, 03:48:11 pm
My Kitchen Rules leads me to believe that you're leaving out like 15 different kinds of offensive stereotypes.

And gross rich people
A Meat, November 04, 2017, 07:06:25 am

uncles are complicated
GirlKisser420, November 04, 2017, 06:03:19 pm

I once went on a cruise with a bunch of Australians and my new uncle Paul taught me how bad Japanese tourists are at swimming and that some people just need to have a cuppa concrete and harden the fuck up.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on November 06, 2017, 09:19:47 am
I've started genuinely appreciating AVGN videos again. There's a sort of weird, earnest charm to them, and his recent stuff shows how much he's developed since his early days. This recent one he did for halloween was pretty good. His side project, Board James, was also really interesting and surprisingly funny for how dark it got. He's very passionate about these kinds of videos, and it shows. I've always loved internet reviews with a lot of passion put into them. My favourite series of youtube videos to this day is Dark Cloud Comedic Review by Pattythedog615. A lot of care and passion went into making those videos, and while they're not the most impressive or original videos I've ever seen, they have this great wholesome sense of humour and they're a great window into late 2000's early 2010's youtube. It's very clearly just a guy reviewing a game he really liked and putting whatever he personally thought would be funny into the videos, so it's really very personable and charming. I recommend anyone watching them if they wanna see what I mean.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on November 07, 2017, 08:07:45 am
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
GirlKisser420, November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm

can confirm i live in Not Victoria and ive literally never heard of Furphy's

the fuck is Furphy's... the fuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on November 07, 2017, 10:28:11 am
My only experience with Australians was them amazed at American beer prices, then getting really pissed off when I brought up Foster's.
Vinny Possum, November 05, 2017, 04:26:16 pm

Fosters is shit, even by australian cheap beer standards


Furphy's is the way to go for cheap beers imo, although I think it's mostly a victorian one since it's one of the last things made in geelong
GirlKisser420, November 06, 2017, 05:30:26 pm

Foster's is shit even by American shit beer standards. Mexico makes the best shitty beers, by far. Tecate has gotten me through some tough times.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 08, 2017, 04:18:02 am
if anyone says that 2017 is the worst year, tell them that both Lasagna Cat AND Classics of Game came back to us
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on November 09, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on November 09, 2017, 06:31:50 pm
Anime is not healthy for children and other living things.
Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate Sherman Tank, November 09, 2017, 05:28:20 pm
Coward
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on November 10, 2017, 01:26:27 pm
I'd gladly fuel Taylor Swift's ridiculous sales numbers but I'm genuinely struggling to?

It doesn't seem to be available in digital download on amazon. I don't even know where around me I can buy physical CDs anymore except shitty greatest hits albums and Now Thats What I Call Summer Hits 2014, and if I buy it online it wouldn't even arrive until Monday now, and even if I did that I don't actually have a way of playing a CD or ripping one because I kind of assumed that I wouldn't need to do that in 2017.

The only option seems to be itunes and itunes is possibly the worst thing I've ever deliberately installed, and I say that as someone who's used both uPlay and McAfee, so I'd rather not curse my new computer with it too.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 11, 2017, 08:16:07 am
I'd gladly fuel Taylor Swift's ridiculous sales numbers but I'm genuinely struggling to?

It doesn't seem to be available in digital download on amazon. I don't even know where around me I can buy physical CDs anymore except shitty greatest hits albums and Now Thats What I Call Summer Hits 2014, and if I buy it online it wouldn't even arrive until Monday now, and even if I did that I don't actually have a way of playing a CD or ripping one because I kind of assumed that I wouldn't need to do that in 2017.

The only option seems to be itunes and itunes is possibly the worst thing I've ever deliberately installed, and I say that as someone who's used both uPlay and McAfee, so I'd rather not curse my new computer with it too.
moooo566, November 10, 2017, 01:26:27 pm

Look What She's Making You Do
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on November 11, 2017, 11:34:00 pm
Characters living in poverty isn't funny.
"They're so unfortunate that they can't afford proper food! Isn't this funny?!"
Fuck you, that's not a joke.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 12, 2017, 05:09:42 pm
truth is, the funniest scene in the austin powers series is dr evil in the group therapy session with his son
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Caroline on November 13, 2017, 03:24:36 am
truth is, the funniest scene in the austin powers series is dr evil in the group therapy session with his son
GirlKisser420, November 12, 2017, 05:09:42 pm

Nah, the funniest scene in the series is the one where he's trying to do a three-point turn in a narrow corridor.

Or maybe that's just the one I found most relatable.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on November 13, 2017, 06:30:01 am
I've slowly started realizing that my dreams being as a rule so realistic that I wake up and forget they weren't what happened might be a result of my brain trying to prank me.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 13, 2017, 06:05:22 pm
Dear GAME DEVELOPERS, enough with the DAD GAMES. I don't want to play as a DAD, I don't have KIDS! Not everyone has kids! But you know what? Everyone has parents! How about some CHILD GAMES, huh? What if, in L.A. Noire for instance, it was YOUR MOM that GOT FINGERED in the precinct? It would be fun. Think about it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 17, 2017, 01:18:09 am
I've slowly started realizing that my dreams being as a rule so realistic that I wake up and forget they weren't what happened might be a result of my brain trying to prank me.
Cleretic, November 13, 2017, 06:30:01 am
I have the same thing!! Most of my dreams are just me walking around with a friend. Sometimes I'll even browse the Internet for a bit and do some chores.

It can take me a full hour on a slow day to "remember" what was and wasn't a dream.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 17, 2017, 09:05:20 pm
Mooooouuuuuthfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on November 18, 2017, 05:03:00 am
Teachers should earn as much as doctors, because their job is basically as crucial to a country's success
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on November 20, 2017, 10:35:32 am
So many lovely people have been taken by death yet Morrissey still walks the earth. I will eat a ham and cheese sandwich today in protest
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on November 21, 2017, 09:09:09 pm
If you find Curb Your Enthusiasm relatable, I hope you get bowel cancer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on November 24, 2017, 06:57:21 am
BoyMeat's World
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 24, 2017, 07:54:43 am
BoyMeat's World
Shigan, November 24, 2017, 06:57:21 am

Is this one of those weird gore porns I've heard about?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on November 26, 2017, 04:18:03 pm
I bought a melodica (because I have no self control) and my cat Ferdinand just hates the thing. Every time I start playing he comes over and starts head butting me, meowing non-stop.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 27, 2017, 09:48:12 pm
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Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on November 29, 2017, 09:02:07 am
Having friends is good and cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on November 29, 2017, 04:44:27 pm
Garbage thought number two.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on December 07, 2017, 12:40:49 pm
Yiffing the Gordian Knot.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on December 08, 2017, 09:36:27 am
My Monster Cock can't Possibly be this Huge.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 08, 2017, 10:12:09 am
My Monster Cock can't Possibly be this Huge.
Mique, December 08, 2017, 09:36:27 am

There Are Monster Cocks Out Here That Big
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Eider Duck on December 09, 2017, 03:33:41 am
I'm not entirely convinced Steven Seagal was ever an actual martial artist in the first place
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on December 10, 2017, 12:55:59 am
Pier 1 should take all of their Festive Evergreen scented oil that doesn't sell by the end of the year and sell it the next Halloween as Festergreen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 10, 2017, 06:22:11 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
bubbleuj, December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm

So do I send the blackmail money to you, or just drop it off at the fifth stall at the stadium, ooooor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on December 11, 2017, 02:54:54 pm
Just realized I know most of the posters on here by name.

Whoops.
bubbleuj, December 10, 2017, 04:45:26 pm

So do I send the blackmail money to you, or just drop it off at the fifth stall at the stadium, ooooor
Sanguinary Novel, December 10, 2017, 06:22:11 pm

I may have used this phrase incorrectly. What I mean was not like 'real name' but like oh look x-person made a post and this can go into the file about other things I know about this person and when I browse this forum, I'm not like "oh some random asshole posted this". Its like linked to that person and their account? I'm sorry if that doesn't make much sense.

I'm the kind of ESL that can read and write but also fucks up phrases like this and mispronounces many many words.

Also I only accept Bitcoin thank you.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on December 11, 2017, 03:57:25 pm
I know AgentCoop by name bulb.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on December 11, 2017, 04:00:45 pm
I know AgentCoop by name bulb.
Spooks, December 11, 2017, 03:57:25 pm
They will know me by the trail of bulbs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 11, 2017, 05:41:57 pm
ready player one is the biography of GamesMasterAnthony
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 12, 2017, 04:11:22 pm
I wonder how many Chrome tabs I can have open before my computer crashes or Chrome just takes the add tab button away.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on December 13, 2017, 07:51:26 am
It's time to Post-Modernize the Post Office
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 13, 2017, 10:09:17 am
Sergeant Hartman teaching sex ed.

"Now let me see your O-face!"

"BRAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"BullSHIT, you didn't convince me!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 15, 2017, 06:24:47 am
mothman mothman mothman mothman
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on December 15, 2017, 06:01:39 pm
Imagine by John Lennon but with lined from the "imagine your fave" episode.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on December 15, 2017, 07:30:25 pm
I'm excited to unveil my lift and carry novel to you. It's called "Ready Player ⅟ ".
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: skeletons! on December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on December 15, 2017, 10:39:37 pm
I wonder if someone could somehow create a bot that generates Stog jokes? Is there a consistent enough criteria for Stog jokes? Sometimes they rhyme
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 15, 2017, 10:44:01 pm
I guess you could transcribe everything he's said and then create a generator from that.

Or make it even more baffling by having a speech-to-text program transcribe everything.
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Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2017, 03:01:04 am
I really should be doing other things
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Post by: Mique on December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 16, 2017, 12:33:15 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
Mique, December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
And expose women to the ghastly sight of shirt buttons on men? I bid you good day, sir.
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Post by: A Meat on December 16, 2017, 01:27:03 pm
Let's just get rid of ties as formal wear.
They look dumb and they're a pain in the ass.
Mique, December 16, 2017, 12:16:31 pm
I'm just waiting for Star Trek fashion to kick in
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 16, 2017, 02:34:34 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
skeletons!, December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm

god is dead so post whatever whenever
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Post by: jack chick on December 16, 2017, 04:18:26 pm
this being the Pointless Thought of the Day thread, am I only allowed to post one per day? Did I just use mine on this?

oh no
skeletons!, December 15, 2017, 10:10:49 pm

god is dead so post whatever whenever
GirlKisser420, December 16, 2017, 02:34:34 pm
don't cut yourself on that edge now
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Post by: Spooks on December 17, 2017, 07:13:21 am


SLINKEE FLESHLIGHT
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Post by: A Meat on December 17, 2017, 08:48:55 am
Fart timbre
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Post by: AgentCoop on December 17, 2017, 09:56:23 am
Fart timbre
A Meat, December 17, 2017, 08:48:55 am
GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM FART TIMBRE
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 17, 2017, 10:43:34 am
plape
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Post by: boooo566 on December 17, 2017, 11:14:39 am
I was thinking of getting laser eye surgery but a few days ago someone mentioned that it worked great for her but during the procedure she could smell her retinas burning and now I've never wanted to do anything less.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 17, 2017, 11:04:33 pm
Today I learned about the Neil Breen movies and I need to arrange a bad movie drunk-a-thon soon because holy shit
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 18, 2017, 09:27:51 am
I wonder if this 3ft square panel photograph of sliced kiwis is gonna fuck with some middle school kid's trypophobia
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 19, 2017, 05:23:21 am
why is mr crash bandicoot called Crash, he does little to no crashing
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Post by: A Meat on December 19, 2017, 06:20:35 am
why is mr crash bandicoot called Crash, he does little to no crashing
GirlKisser420, December 19, 2017, 05:23:21 am
it's short for Crashton
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Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 04:07:56 pm
I just woke up from a nap, looked at the forums, and thought that I should take a minute and convert my number of cheevos and total posts into a nice digestible statistic.

i don't even fucking know what cheevos are

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Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 04:12:57 pm
 And so, I present to you Cheevos Per One-hundred of Posts, or C-POoP

You guys, I have a C-POoP of 34.4. Holy shit, small sample size has made me such a high quality poster. Posting Hall of Fame, here I come.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 19, 2017, 04:52:30 pm
cheevos are fake, its all about the bulbs baby
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Post by: skeletons! on December 19, 2017, 08:26:20 pm
B-POoP? I dunno man, it sounds a little too crazy to work.
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Post by: boooo566 on December 20, 2017, 05:07:00 am
cheevos are fake, its all about the bulbs baby
GirlKisser420, December 19, 2017, 04:52:30 pm

That's what I tell myself to help me sleep at night.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 20, 2017, 04:25:02 pm
Huskies really like screaming
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on December 20, 2017, 07:20:02 pm
I liked the Onion's Lake Dredge Appraisal videos more than Sex House.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 20, 2017, 08:08:13 pm
Fuck I forgot about Lake Dredge Appraisal damn those are good
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 22, 2017, 06:54:10 pm
I'm texting a friend about her mother in law Linda and my phone keyboard keeps putting it in all caps
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Post by: krytton on December 23, 2017, 02:49:11 am
gonna start a restaurant called the lunch zone
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Post by: Shigan on December 24, 2017, 06:35:40 pm
*using a food processor* I bet I could stick my finger in there and take it out so quickly I don’t get hurt
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Post by: boooo566 on December 25, 2017, 02:35:18 am
I'm opening my stocking and my thoughts are as follows:

1) I got a torch but I put it down and it's too dark to find it again now I need to read what this next thing is.
2) should I feel insulted that I've got shampoo and a toothbrush or is he just making sure the necessities are taken care of?
3) Its the season of chocolate but there's this weird squishy orange thing in the bottom?
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 25, 2017, 09:20:41 am
Has no one in the world read a Little House on the Prairie book? I brought in oranges for work and everyone thought I was trying to make them healthy.

Oranges for Christmas is a Thing™
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 25, 2017, 08:40:57 pm
The Santa clause movies get way more discussion than they deserve
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 25, 2017, 09:27:24 pm
gaudy hawaiian/print shirts are in fashion in australia, it rules so much I love it
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Post by: Corn Syrup on December 26, 2017, 12:16:30 am
gaudy hawaiian/print shirts are in fashion in australia, it rules so much I love it
GirlKisser420, December 25, 2017, 09:27:24 pm

I knew I felt drawn to Australia, now I finally know why.
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Post by: A Meat on December 26, 2017, 11:41:52 am
Yiddish hentai
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 26, 2017, 04:54:45 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

What do you mean "now"?  Is it the cynical part?  Being a dick to everyone has been the norm for thousands of years. 
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 26, 2017, 04:56:02 pm
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

What do you mean "now"?  Is it the cynical part?  Being a dick to everyone has been the norm for thousands of years.
Victor Laszlo, December 26, 2017, 04:54:45 pm

Okay, so maybe I'm just getting older and noticing it more.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on December 26, 2017, 10:48:55 pm
Clips4Sale is a dignity oubliette
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Post by: Spooks on December 27, 2017, 04:28:05 am
It's hard to believe that we now live in a world where not being a cynical dick to everyone and being kind is radical.
Sanguinary Novel, December 26, 2017, 12:08:05 pm

I blame Chandler Bing.
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Post by: boooo566 on December 27, 2017, 01:27:54 pm
When I was a kid it never occurred to me that yoda was actually another species. I just thought that was their best guess as to what it might look like if a human made it to like 600 years old.
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Post by: Schumin Capote on December 28, 2017, 10:42:43 pm
Assassin’s Creed must be great for the lift and carry community.
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Post by: Mique on December 29, 2017, 07:22:20 pm
"Who will be the meat in this sexual sandwich?"
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Post by: Shell Game on December 30, 2017, 10:27:39 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232457494687907840/396881833419210763/20171230_202623.JPG)
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Post by: A Meat on December 31, 2017, 02:13:29 am
How come Princess Peach, a human, is the regent of the Mushroom Kingdom, which seems to be an ethno-state of almost entirely mushroom people. I want to know about the political marriages that led to this situation
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Post by: boooo566 on December 31, 2017, 02:40:27 am
It's a colonialism holdover, like the Commonwealth. Princess Peach is to the Mushroom Kingdom as Queen Elizabeth is to Belize.
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Post by: boooo566 on December 31, 2017, 06:00:08 pm
happy new year ballp.it
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Post by: bubbleuj on December 31, 2017, 11:28:52 pm
Happy New Year!!

I am optimistic for 2018! Its gonna be good.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 05, 2018, 05:19:33 pm
there's theoretically a 'good' period of the Offspring's discography but I don't think it's worth finding it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 05, 2018, 07:08:11 pm
How come Princess Peach, a human, is the regent of the Mushroom Kingdom, which seems to be an ethno-state of almost entirely mushroom people. I want to know about the political marriages that led to this situation
A Meat, December 31, 2017, 02:13:29 am
I've been trying to figure out the geopolitical situation of Mario's world for a while now.

The Goombas seem to be an overthrown and subjugated nation, the Yoshis are a native tribal society that the Mushroom Kingdom pretends to respect but constantly mistreats, the Bob-Ombs are surprisingly democratic when peaceful but overly inclined to wage war for no reason, Bowser is the leader of a dictatorial nearby nation-state that has radicalist support from some marginalized minorities in the Mushroom Kingdom's borders. The Shy Guys are definitely a paramilitary organization beholden to nobody.

The fact that Odyssey proves that Peach (although perhaps not Mario) is likely a native of the Metro Kingdom halfway across the world clearly factors in, but I'm not sure how.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 06, 2018, 10:26:05 pm
there's theoretically a 'good' period of the Offspring's discography but I don't think it's worth finding it.
GirlKisser420, January 05, 2018, 05:19:33 pm
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was before they came up with that flaming skull logo. You know the one James Ellsworth had tattooed on his shoulder? You're right though it's not worth looking into.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on January 07, 2018, 06:23:17 pm
I hope they introduce time travel in future Star Wars movies. I really want to see the fandom just completely implode.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 07, 2018, 11:30:49 pm
I'm a messy boy who loves drama
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Post by: boooo566 on January 08, 2018, 02:12:15 pm
I'm not currently and will never be a mother, am I still allowed to really really like James Blunt?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 09, 2018, 05:01:31 am
I'm not currently and will never be a mother, am I still allowed to really really like James Blunt?
moooo566, January 08, 2018, 02:12:15 pm

Yes, but Michael Buble is off-limits.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on January 09, 2018, 09:14:03 am
OFFICIAL RANKING

1. John Mayer (a good lad, going places, knows how to play most Dead songs)

2. James Blunt (has at many times told me I'm beautiful and that it's true, although I still don't know what "it" is)






76. Michael Buble (he knows what he did)
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Post by: boooo566 on January 09, 2018, 10:24:01 am
Finally, a chart I approve of.
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Post by: Trav on January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
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Post by: jack chick on January 09, 2018, 02:15:29 pm
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
Trav, January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am

Good thing it never snows where you live!
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 09, 2018, 05:55:14 pm
I don’t like snow. It’s wet and cold and slippery annit gets everywhere.
Trav, January 09, 2018, 11:30:28 am

You're like an alternate universe Anakin Skywalker
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Post by: Carbon on January 09, 2018, 08:49:06 pm
I've found out recently that a lot of people are a Yes to Long Hair On Men.
But would Hyper Hair get the same kind of compliments?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on January 09, 2018, 09:14:36 pm
OFFICIAL RANKING

1. John Mayer (a good lad, going places, knows how to play most Dead songs)

2. James Blunt (has at many times told me I'm beautiful and that it's true, although I still don't know what "it" is)






76. Michael Buble (he knows what he did)
AgentCoop, January 09, 2018, 09:14:03 am

Excuse me, Michael Buble is a god damn treasure.

edit. Here is proof
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 10, 2018, 12:53:59 pm
Teehee, a CM named Jeff Jelqie
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 10, 2018, 04:42:08 pm
Happy hundredth post to me!
I will celebrate by using the marquee tool for the first time!
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Post by: boooo566 on January 11, 2018, 07:48:14 am
The channel I'm watching just advertised a Sandler Sunday of the network premiere of Pixels followed by Grown Ups 2.

This is an afternoon you should hide at all costs. Advertise the competitor and generate some good will instead maybe.
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Post by: Blandest on January 11, 2018, 03:56:27 pm
If you find Curb Your Enthusiasm relatable, I hope you get bowel cancer.
Lemon, November 21, 2017, 09:09:09 pm

I realise that this is an old comment but why? The vast majority of instances on the show Larry is in the right, even if by normal social standards you wouldn't say anything.
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Post by: beelzeboob on January 11, 2018, 04:24:43 pm
Ronaldo Mcdonaldo (Chipotle)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 11, 2018, 06:46:54 pm
Waldo’s probably jacked under that stripey sweater.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on January 12, 2018, 05:34:16 pm
Ayn Randsom Note
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Baldr on January 12, 2018, 08:54:43 pm
She'll save herself.  Give us nothing under any circumstances.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on January 12, 2018, 08:59:53 pm
Chilaquiles are one of man's greatest creations.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 12, 2018, 09:50:18 pm
two (now-elderly) british chums sit by a roaring fire, discussing schoolmates from years gone back. What about, ah, Chesterton, the first one proffers. Gobbled up in the Alien Vore Wars, says the second. Sorry? says the first, who is hard of hearing.

Eaten! He was eaten! bellows the second. Well I never, from the first. Cambridge man through and through.
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Post by: boooo566 on January 13, 2018, 05:12:08 am
I had a completely pointless thought I was going to post here but now I've forgotten it.

edit: i've found another. I've had a second monitor sitting on my floor for three months because the table in the room I moved to wasnt large enough for two, but I finally got around to getting a proper desk and I forgot how great having two monitors is.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on January 13, 2018, 04:45:00 pm
I'm surprised nobody's written a song parody about scientology called "Down Wit' OT3".
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 13, 2018, 05:18:22 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZGpVMAEHJQD.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZYZVMAAe4Ln.jpg)

guess what you're going to be thinking about for the rest of the day
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Post by: skeletons! on January 13, 2018, 06:28:37 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZGpVMAEHJQD.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXLZYZVMAAe4Ln.jpg)

guess what you're going to be thinking about for the rest of the day
GirlKisser420, January 13, 2018, 05:18:22 pm

fuuuck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 14, 2018, 12:11:02 am
I keep thinking "Why do people keep dunking on Kevin Smith?" and then I see one of his facebook live videos pop up and I'm like "Oh right."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 15, 2018, 10:51:11 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Carbon, January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm ready for the era of Carbon Puns
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 15, 2018, 11:17:12 pm
Is an "artist's rendering" of something on Mars a martial art?
Carbon, January 15, 2018, 09:52:34 pm

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm ready for the era of Carbon Puns
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, January 15, 2018, 10:51:11 pm

I'll do my worst but era might be stretching it. I can't even think of a radiocarbon dating pun to go with the idea of an era. I feel so ashamed
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Post by: Spooks on January 16, 2018, 07:24:00 am
Super Mario Galaxy Brain
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on January 16, 2018, 11:29:38 am
I want a Sonic game about Chaos chaos.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 16, 2018, 10:23:54 pm
Did you know there is an entire museum dedicated to bad art? (http://www.museumofbadart.org/)

I'm not sure when and why the hell I will be in Boston, but one day, I'm gonna go to that museum. It's like a Terrible Shit mecca.
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Post by: Shigan on January 20, 2018, 07:23:04 pm
Loss.jpg using Stonehenge vacation photos: possible with perspective trickery?

Edit: It has been done. Thank you, internet.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 20, 2018, 08:38:36 pm
So I'm drinking coffee because there is no alcohol left and several hours of D&D and all I can think about is that this coffee place named their chain Beaners and it stayed that way for several years before someone thought that might not be the greatest name
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 21, 2018, 12:49:24 am
Dang I think this twitter account I follow where the av is Homer Simpson wearing a beanie and sunglasses that exclusively posts screencaps of the simpsons with captions about the flat earth and chemtrails isn’t a joke
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 21, 2018, 03:21:11 am
How isn't there a Hitman game set in a high fantasy setting?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 21, 2018, 03:59:30 am
pickelhaube condom
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Post by: Spooks on January 21, 2018, 04:17:02 am
pickle rick condom (https://i.imgur.com/JP536VY.jpg)
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Post by: Yavuz on January 21, 2018, 07:28:58 pm
It's so goddamn appropriate that Paul Elam's MRA origin story is his mother trying to help him feel better by giving him diarrhea medicine and him petulantly refusing, to the point that he had to be physically restrained.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 22, 2018, 12:17:27 pm
My life is that dril tweet about budgets and candles but I have no idea what is the candles in my nightmare finances
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on January 23, 2018, 08:58:12 am
Oatmeal is the GOAT meal.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: beelzeboob on January 23, 2018, 09:10:51 am
writing doesn't have to be obtuse to be intelligent and also I'm going to destroy all of academia with my bare fists
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on January 23, 2018, 01:54:06 pm
I'm kind of still stuck on the moment I discovered it was Fall Out Boy rather than Fallout Boy. It's been a few years and it's just in the corner of my mind, poking its head out when I'm least expecting it.
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Post by: Shell Game on January 23, 2018, 02:50:39 pm
i really do wonder if i do more drawing than i do working at work

i couldn't... but i don't really keep track so... ???
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on January 23, 2018, 10:23:05 pm
Boob is short for Roobert
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 26, 2018, 01:04:03 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
A Meat, January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm

If the art was done by Dees, I'd buy a set
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2018, 01:36:23 pm
Alt-Right Tarot Deck
A Meat, January 26, 2018, 12:38:11 pm

If the art was done by Dees, I'd buy a set
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, January 26, 2018, 01:04:03 pm
Is Dees even Alt-Right? He's just kinda alt-real
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 27, 2018, 02:19:22 am
New from Capcom: President Evil

Are you a bad enough dude to stop the president?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Cleretic on January 27, 2018, 06:19:29 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
A Meat, January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Yes, but there is specifically a correct religion and it's Egyptian polytheism, so basically Akhenaten fucked everybody out of knowing what happens when they die.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 27, 2018, 06:44:53 am
Is there religion in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh?
A Meat, January 23, 2018, 03:14:53 am
Yes, but there is specifically a correct religion and it's Egyptian polytheism, so basically Akhenaten fucked everybody out of knowing what happens when they die.
Cleretic, January 27, 2018, 06:19:29 am
But nobody seems to talk about it or really reference it besides a few plot points where it's relevant. Not to mention later parts like 5D's where you have things based on a whole bunch of other mythologies show up. It's weird having things based on Loki or the Nazca Lines when those things don't exist
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 28, 2018, 05:26:41 am
Cathode ray tubes are electronic cephalopods.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on January 28, 2018, 10:38:52 am
I'm so very thankful that I burned out my desire to be a contrarian several years ago.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on January 28, 2018, 09:44:59 pm
Cornbreadr, a service that delivers cornbread right to your house, as your mom stayed the night and you can't indulge in your weird midnight craving for DAT BREAD
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on January 31, 2018, 11:25:03 am
Hedonism as new Olympic sport
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 01, 2018, 01:18:50 pm
It's really hard to be grumpy when listening to the Galavant soundtrack. The complete collection even has Secret Mission, the best song
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 01, 2018, 03:58:39 pm
Southern California Justice Warriors
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 01, 2018, 08:29:55 pm
Mechs are cool
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 02, 2018, 03:21:29 pm
I was doing the dishes today while listening to the F Plus when my mom walked in. Good thing i managed to pause when I did, otherwise she would have learned a lot about cum-munion from Bunnybread and Dr. John Kitchen
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Post by: Baldr on February 02, 2018, 06:54:34 pm
I'd enjoy reading fiction more if I couldn't tell how much of the book was left.  I have a general idea of what to expect based on the number of pages remaining, and that ruins a bit of the surprise for me.  So I really want an e-reader that allows you to hide page numbers for certain books, but a few minutes of searching indicates that I am the only person who cares about this on a planet with seven billion people.
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Post by: Carbon on February 03, 2018, 12:50:08 am
I'd enjoy reading fiction more if I couldn't tell how much of the book was left.  I have a general idea of what to expect based on the number of pages remaining, and that ruins a bit of the surprise for me.  So I really want an e-reader that allows you to hide page numbers for certain books, but a few minutes of searching indicates that I am the only person who cares about this on a planet with seven billion people.
Healslime, February 02, 2018, 06:54:34 pm
My kindle lets me do this. It may just be a feature that seemed so minor it's not worth posting about online.
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 03, 2018, 05:05:02 pm
Once I got called a lying whore by an Alvin and the chipmunks facebook roleplayer and that's pretty much been my peak.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 03, 2018, 08:38:18 pm
Boy, Plenty of Fish sure does suck.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 03, 2018, 09:54:16 pm
My friend's bathroom exhaust fan is also a Bluetooth speaker, and every time you turn on the light it does a little chime that sounds exactly like the piano part of A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carleton and I ALWAYS have to finish the piano line.
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Post by: A Meat on February 04, 2018, 05:26:23 pm
Poet franchising
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Post by: krytton on February 05, 2018, 09:45:08 pm
breakfast at biffany's
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Post by: spunkzilla69 on February 06, 2018, 05:21:22 pm
Today I realised Welsh accents are really sexy
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Post by: Shell Game on February 07, 2018, 08:01:35 pm
an ad on the bus for openings with the local airport's TSA informs me that apparently i make more than what their starting pay is. what a miserable job.
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Post by: Trav on February 07, 2018, 11:50:41 pm
Man, they aren't kidding when the side of the box says "corrosive"
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 08, 2018, 10:19:54 am
Fly me to the moon / let me die among the stars / let me asphyxiate in / a red roadster sent to Mars
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Post by: Spooks on February 08, 2018, 04:03:58 pm
AVANT GARDE, FUCKBOY!
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Post by: Carbon on February 08, 2018, 08:30:37 pm
People need to stop using the words "reliable" and "durable" to mean the same thing.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 09, 2018, 10:35:15 am
My 2000th post on ballp.it was a cartoon mocking the New England Patriots.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 09, 2018, 10:36:00 pm
Say what you want about the quality of Dragula, it's very fun to sing.
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Post by: Trav on February 09, 2018, 11:13:57 pm
Say what you want about the quality of Dragula, it's very fun to sing.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 09, 2018, 10:36:00 pm

I've been getting my singing voice all punk and gravel-y for Live 7, so I can confirm this
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Post by: Spooks on February 10, 2018, 05:17:27 am
Eiffel 65's seminal work "I'm Blue (Dab a Dee)" inspired modern day dabbing.
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Post by: Wrought on February 10, 2018, 08:01:39 am
Ever since I started learning about phonology and grammar I've had to try really hard not to be insufferable about telling people the things I know

I had an argument with my sister last week when she wouldn't accept that the "Ng" in "Nguyen" was the ŋ sound

And then earlier today on here I saw someone make a joke using IPA transcription and in one two syllable word they didn't separate the two syllables, and then in the other they did but they didn't follow the maximal onset principle

Why are such unimportant things so annoying to me

It's not even that other people don't know about it that annoys me it's that I have to constantly restrain myself from bringing it up because no one fucking cares
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Post by: A Meat on February 10, 2018, 05:39:46 pm
Ever since I started learning about phonology and grammar I've had to try really hard not to be insufferable about telling people the things I know

I had an argument with my sister last week when she wouldn't accept that the "Ng" in "Nguyen" was the ŋ sound

And then earlier today on here I saw someone make a joke using IPA transcription and in one two syllable word they didn't separate the two syllables, and then in the other they did but they didn't follow the maximal onset principle

Why are such unimportant things so annoying to me

It's not even that other people don't know about it that annoys me it's that I have to constantly restrain myself from bringing it up because no one fucking cares
Wrought, February 10, 2018, 08:01:39 am
Fun fact, schwa comes from the Hebrew diacritic shva, which most likely never made the ə sound, and for sure doesn't make that sound in Modern Hebrew.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 10, 2018, 09:29:12 pm
It's like I'm home...
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 11, 2018, 05:31:54 pm
Few things enter the mind as fully formed as a brain parasite.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 11, 2018, 07:46:20 pm
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm

You got the Twitter app too?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2018, 03:45:54 am
just downloaded this sweet app that lets me summon demons, i sure hope nuclear holy war doesn't break out
GirlKisser420, February 11, 2018, 06:53:27 pm
Nuclear_jihad.apk needs access to your contacts and files
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on February 12, 2018, 06:38:40 am
He has no elements of style,
all in all, after all things are considered, no grace is possessed by the post, insofar as that is possible.

This post
has a funny typeface!
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Post by: A Meat on February 12, 2018, 02:21:44 pm
handcrank powered vibrator

handcrank your hog
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Post by: Shell Game on February 12, 2018, 07:31:15 pm
i still don't understand how people manage to constantly crack their cell phone screen
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 12, 2018, 10:32:52 pm
Thank you for genuinely helopimgbkenhthjj thanks phone for not autocorrecting nevermind this entire post
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Post by: Wrought on February 12, 2018, 11:04:09 pm
As far as I'm concerned Scatman John made exactly two songs
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 14, 2018, 01:51:44 am
I don't understand how anyone who isn't gluten intolerant can take those low carbohydrate, bread = evil diets seriously when the last ten thousand years of human evolution were fueled by the abundant calories provided by the carbs in wheat, corn, and rice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on February 14, 2018, 03:10:08 am
For someone with a geography degree I sure do suck hard at reading maps.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day. 
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Post by: Carbon on February 14, 2018, 11:10:09 am
Drunk me can't possibly find the I'm drunk and have things to say hiccup thread, but bookmarking it seems eminently sad.
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Post by: chai tea latte on February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 pm
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: jack chick on February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
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Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2018, 12:48:14 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am
Meeting you and having you get super happy about my transitioning was one of the cutest things ever. So no, not imo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Trav on February 17, 2018, 03:23:53 am
is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am

Just means you're happy when good news happens to people, not weird at all
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Post by: A Meat on February 17, 2018, 08:31:07 am
word filter that switches all fucks with cucks
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Post by: Yavuz on February 17, 2018, 09:37:23 am
word filter that switches all cucks with cucks
A Meat, February 17, 2018, 08:31:07 am

What the cuck did you just cucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the cuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re cucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cucking dead, kiddo.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on February 17, 2018, 02:23:28 pm
one of those maps where they overlay one country on another to show you how big australia is but its lesotho on south africa.

edit: question, when i drink alone i tend to completely forget ive got video games open on my other monitor and start looking at interesting things instead, is drunk moo more cultured or just easily distracted?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on February 17, 2018, 10:15:20 pm
Nothing fills me with a greater sense of dread than watching one of those videos where people make bad food on purpose as a joke and then someone says "haha I'd eat this no joke"

Like I really hope you wouldn't eat this because it's just ketchup in a tortilla
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 18, 2018, 02:05:13 pm
One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.
chai tea latte, February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 pm

Chai, which team has the colors blue and/or teal?
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Post by: Yavuz on February 21, 2018, 11:17:40 am
I don't know why, but I really like to grind coffee beans.
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Post by: junior associate faguar on February 21, 2018, 02:15:24 pm
It's terrible to get oil on a rat, because then they won't squeak any more!
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 22, 2018, 08:18:07 am
If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia, what about women that wear other colors? Green for syphilis? Blue for necrophilia?
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Post by: skeletons! on February 22, 2018, 09:58:53 am
If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia
Sangry Novel, February 22, 2018, 08:18:07 am

Wait, what? Ahaha I thought I'd heard all of the silly evo-psych bullshit, but oh my is that a special one.

damn girl, what that mouth bright red, sideways, face vagina do
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Post by: Carbon on February 22, 2018, 01:29:36 pm
An anime where a 1460s Milanese armorer gets a job in a 1960s Milanese sports car design firm
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Post by: Darkly on February 22, 2018, 06:27:51 pm
I was watching a lecture about searching databases, and the speaker would say AND, OR, or NOT really loudly every time.

So now I'm imagining the Borat not-joke scene but he's asking how to perform boolean searches.
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2018, 06:42:05 pm
Daddy dom/Little girl relationship but instead it's Sempai and Kouhai
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2018, 08:26:09 pm
If a prey animal furry vores a predator animal furry is that like a powerbottom situation
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Post by: Shell Game on February 23, 2018, 09:53:13 am
"teenage" kittens between 6 mos. - 1 year are way cuter than below 6 mos.
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Post by: A Meat on February 23, 2018, 03:41:42 pm
Tinder, but with an Elo rating system. It's the only place where you can expect to have zerosomes
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Post by: Spooks on February 25, 2018, 11:14:25 am
At the Fetlife Winter Lodge, they make you write your name in the pee with snow.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 25, 2018, 05:50:54 pm
I'm getting creeped on by porn bots on dating sights. One is called AcrylicWonderland0369 I imagine she looks like this.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LgzIPyuPlUw/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Wrought on February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
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Post by: boooo566 on February 27, 2018, 09:25:39 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 27, 2018, 09:47:38 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

You could probably make a random generator and it would be the same thing.
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Post by: jack chick on February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 27, 2018, 01:14:31 pm
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am

I Talked to the Couple Who Made a Contract to Limit Funko Pop Spending (https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjy478/the-couple-who-made-a-marriage-contract-for-funko-pops)

nsfw'd for size
NSFW content. Click to show.

the collection (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF)
the original post seems to have been destroyed but the saga is well documented
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Post by: Shell Game on February 27, 2018, 01:25:42 pm
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am
r/legaladvice gets a lot of that stuff

my roommate just filters for "divorce"
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Post by: Wrought on February 28, 2018, 06:18:08 am
There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good
Wrought, February 27, 2018, 08:54:40 am

example please!
jack chick, February 27, 2018, 11:41:40 am
Bitcoin cost me my marriage is a good example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7m15em/after_9_years_together_bitcoin_has_cost_me_my/
It is partly tragic because this guy ruins his family's financial situation but also hilariously moronic because he gets upset that his marriage falls apart after he invests a hundred thousand dollars into something his wife explicitly forbade him to.
I ended up searching the phrase "ruined my marriage" on reddit, and this genuinely seems like it might be a good concept for a doc. There's a lot of variety here, as people have blamed everything from call of duty nazi zombies to punching their mother in law in the face for ruining their marriage.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 28, 2018, 07:41:26 am
Doc please!! I'd even enjoy an entire doc on "Bitcoin Ruined My Marriage", because although Bitcoin is the lede, there's always some other dumbass thing these idiots are doing to cause divorce that comes out in the post. Like "I spent our child's college savings on Bitcoin. Also my wife tells me not wiping my asshole is gross, but touching the butt is gay!"
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Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2018, 08:07:00 am
Doc please!! I'd even enjoy an entire doc on "Bitcoin Ruined My Marriage", because although Bitcoin is the lede, there's always some other dumbass thing these idiots are doing to cause divorce that comes out in the post. Like "I spent our child's college savings on Bitcoin. Also my wife tells me not wiping my asshole is gross, but touching the butt is gay!"
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 07:41:26 am
With cryptocurrency obsessives you never know what kind of madness you'll find when you dive into their psyche, because it's encrypted, also because there's a whole lot of strange thinking and poor decisions.

now for my thought: is there a cryptocurrency specifically for conspiracy theorists?
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Post by: Wrought on February 28, 2018, 08:46:02 am
Info coin: there's a war on for your wallet

Also a few people in the comments are suggesting that particular "I spent an irresponsible amount of money on bitcoin and ruined my marriage" could be fake because some of the numbers don't make sense but I've seen at least two other things to the same effect so it hardly matters

Apparently the two things on Reddit most threatened with ruination are marriages and the childhoods of 30 somethings
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Post by: Darkly on February 28, 2018, 10:48:51 am
I was working on a fundraiser event last night and an obnoxious radio DJ was participating and he was basically The Douche from Parks and Rec.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 28, 2018, 06:18:24 pm
Boner drift, otherwise known as the Bonerton Window
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Post by: Yavuz on February 28, 2018, 09:17:27 pm
just say know to drugs
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Post by: krytton on February 28, 2018, 09:46:55 pm
if you cant handle simpsons characters at their front-facing, you dont deserve them at their profile
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on March 01, 2018, 04:29:40 am
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "poo poo" as excitedly as Portaxx in the Paula Dean recipe episode.
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Post by: Lemon on March 01, 2018, 09:19:22 am
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm

How did your respond to that at the time?
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 01, 2018, 10:03:15 am
Trying to get to sleep, and thought about that time in high school my creative writing/debate teacher gave me the first part of his novel to read. It was some serious proto-MRA trash about a dystopian matriarchal society where all men were second-class citizens and were strictly forbidden from sex. Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.

I just realized how fucked up that was to give to a high school student. And speaks fucking volumes about what kind of person he was.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm

How did your respond to that at the time?
Lemon, March 01, 2018, 09:19:22 am

Well Lemon, I was a turbo awkward goober when I was in high school, so I said it was interesting and smiled my way through the conversation. The reading itself was vaguely uncomfortable and bad in a way I couldn't describe at the time, but I thought that was because I was probably wrong and just didn't read enough dystopian fiction to make a comment. I distinctly remember him asking me if I got the metaphor when the main character walking down a narrow, moist red hall to approach the matriarch council. He was one of the nerdy teachers in school, and when you're a teen (and an idiot), that holds a lot of value. He lent me Babylon 5, but he also lent me Y: The Last Man, which should have been a real red flag there. Looking back as an adult, it's kinda a terrifying insight to how teacher-student abuse happens, and how that power and authority makes you a real piece of shit in that situation.

I also wonder if I still have the word file somewhere.
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Post by: Wrought on March 01, 2018, 11:07:01 am
Like for real had a graphic scene with the main character masturbating with a "black box" so the lady police wouldn't know.
Sangry Novel, February 28, 2018, 10:57:44 pm
"Now, if the black box is so stealthy, why don't they just make my whole dick out of it?"
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Post by: A Meat on March 01, 2018, 02:09:03 pm
The Invisible Man, only instead of turning to a life of crime, he just mostly sits in his room and weeps
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Post by: Wrought on March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on March 01, 2018, 11:40:57 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
Wrought, March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm

I have a friend who is currently living the dream teaching English in Japan, and recently she got to be on national television! The way she described it was that white people are kind of viewed as toys in Japan, and "Japanese TV is pretty bad about twisting or falsifying the contents of interviews with foreigners. ". But hey, if you've got a moderately thick skin and don't take things too personally, it can be fun. She's having fun, you can have fun, fucking go for it!

My pointless thought of the day was that every tiny point of light in the sky is a fusion reaction of unimaginable magnitude beamed across distances of unimaginable magnitude and I almost fell off my bike.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 02, 2018, 04:57:41 pm
I was at school and I was thinking about what if I wanted to teach in Asia as a career, and somehow that train of thought led me to "I have to look up and see whether there's an /r/gaijin once I get home". At first I was expecting just a bunch of shitposts about how it's not like how my japanese animes said it was, but then I thought about it more and I realized it might be a decent support network for foreigners living in Japan, as, to my understanding, it can be a very difficult and at times unfriendly society to acclimate to.
Unfortunately it is just shitposts including videos of people eating japanese snack food and going "oooh woooow it's not the same as this country i live in several thousand miles away" and another one of someone getting a wild deer drunk.
It looks like /r/japanlife is a better subreddit for what I was hoping for, but even that has a thread asking for good places to listen to "anime music".
I'm scared of traveling and I don't know how well I'd actually do in the country even if I do learn the language or how well I'd do on my own, but I'd like to teach English there. There are other people talking about this goal in the japanlife subreddit, but japan as a society can be very xenophobic from what I've heard and I want to teach students that foreigners aren't people you need to be scared or distrustful of. I don't know. It's 1:30 am and I haven't slept well recently, but this is a life goal that feels good and isn't totally out of my reach.
Wrought, March 01, 2018, 11:33:33 pm
I would reccomend teaching in South Korea instead of Japan if you're open to it. Feel free to pm me about TESL work.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 03, 2018, 12:07:51 am
honk my chonk
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 04, 2018, 02:20:05 am
a trans autistic mentally ill homeless teen girl sent me a message on tumblr about how bad it was that yet another popular funny tumblr blog turned out to be run by fascists, and it took everything in my power not to tell her that I'm  neither popular nor funny
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Post by: Wrought on March 04, 2018, 08:20:49 am
But are you run by fascists?
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 05, 2018, 06:50:12 am
If I don't get out of bed, the day can't really start. That's how it works, right?
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Post by: Wrought on March 05, 2018, 06:59:13 am
If I don't get out of bed, the day can't really start. That's how it works, right?
Sanguinary Novel?, March 05, 2018, 06:50:12 am
Yes. Can you please get out of bed? I have stuff to do but the day hasn't started yet
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Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2018, 08:49:39 am
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Post by: Carbon on March 05, 2018, 12:04:22 pm
A foam roller that's so difficult to use, it creates more tension than it releases. "Welcome to Fitness Hell," says Cerberus, doing three sets of neck bridges at once.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 05, 2018, 11:08:54 pm
Was telling my friend about the F Plus and he remarked that the name sounded like a fetish group. I just shrugged and said 'half right'.
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Post by: Carbon on March 05, 2018, 11:19:00 pm
I was trying to tell a friend about the Amy Lee F+ without mentioning the actual F+, since I feel like I do that too much, and I sounded like a huge crazy person.
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Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2018, 11:20:48 pm
Anime, anime, I thought about you on Saturday,
You were kawaii, but you went away, anime
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Post by: Carbon on March 08, 2018, 10:37:15 pm
Is shooting a gun with gun nuts the ultimate cuckoldry?
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Post by: jack chick on March 09, 2018, 01:27:02 am
what if everything isn't just a reference to pop culture

what then
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Post by: Wrought on March 09, 2018, 06:20:35 am
That'd be a real catch-22.
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Post by: Darkly on March 09, 2018, 06:31:11 am
Is shooting a gun with gun nuts the ultimate cuckoldry?
Carbon, March 08, 2018, 10:37:15 pm

No, that’s having a daughter.
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Post by: boooo566 on March 09, 2018, 01:38:36 pm
It's really fucking weird to see places I know on the news.

I grew up near Salisbury and now every time I check the news there's another picture of some guy in a hazmat suit and I'm here going "I RECOGNISE THAT FENCE"
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
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Post by: jack chick on March 09, 2018, 03:39:23 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

I...didn't know I could get this as a drink and I feel like my life is enriched knowing that I can.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 09, 2018, 03:51:07 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

I...didn't know I could get this as a drink and I feel like my life is enriched knowing that I can.
jack chick, March 09, 2018, 03:39:23 pm

Be free but yet burdened with the knowledge that you can combine the best of tea and espresso in one drink. They will be my cause of death.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 11, 2018, 01:40:17 pm
Is Uncle Kracker really gonna be the musician pseudonym you use? In country music no less?
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Post by: Trav on March 11, 2018, 02:07:49 pm
Not really asking for much in life, I'd just like enough money so I can buy dirty chai lattes irresponsibly.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 02:56:23 pm

Had on yesterday thanks to your idea

It was very good
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 12, 2018, 01:40:00 pm
Brain, brain please. Please focus on the task at hand. You're just tracing a thing in illustrator you donk, it's not even that hard!!!

Also, I wonder if I could track my attention span fluctuations based on the number of posts I make in this thread. Or just shitpost in general*


*everything is a shitpost

Edit 1: I wish the company I work for could do work in Hell and Bad Axe. "Remember to Vote for Hell's Students May 8th!" or "Proposal 1 is Totally Bad Axe for your Students!". Not that I would get to make the campaign materials metal, but I can also appreciate the humor of a very sanitized trifold with "Increase funding to encourage students to attend Hell's Schools"
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 12, 2018, 07:09:35 pm
Gyarados is trans
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Post by: Wrought on March 13, 2018, 10:05:58 am
Movie Concept: Otacon Air
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Post by: Carbon on March 13, 2018, 08:12:16 pm
Prisn: the prison that's a prism
TM
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on March 13, 2018, 11:28:23 pm
Today's Pennsylvania special election finally taught me where Westmoreland County of the Casey Kasem outtakes recording is.

"It's getting set for Westmoreland County... The fuck does that mean?"
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Post by: krytton on March 14, 2018, 01:04:14 am
i cant believe adam ellis is good now. im so proud of him :')
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 14, 2018, 08:46:52 pm
Sure, a smidgen could be 1/32 of a tsp, but there's no way you would even taste that. That's 50s-60s recipe spice addition to your frankfurters to make them more exotic.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 14, 2018, 10:40:22 pm
Sure, a smidgen could be 1/32 of a tsp, but there's no way you would even taste that. That's 50s-60s recipe spice addition to your frankfurters to make them more exotic.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 14, 2018, 08:46:52 pm
I think it depends on the potency of the ingredient  (https://thefpl.us/episode/259)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 15, 2018, 11:05:44 am
two-fer

-would BTK do BDS
-TEDx Cruz

thanks
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Post by: Wrought on March 15, 2018, 11:47:37 am
"Stick it, Peterson."
-my history prof on Jordan Peterson
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Post by: Wrought on March 15, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
Spotted a "this machine kills commies" sticker on someone's laptop in class today
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Post by: A Meat on March 15, 2018, 01:30:53 pm
PINs must be phased out and replaced with PIES - Personal Identification Emoji Sequence
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on March 15, 2018, 11:57:41 pm
Burritos and sandwiches are so perfect for people with issues about leaving food on their plate.
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Post by: Neal on March 16, 2018, 02:11:58 am
Burritos and sandwiches are so perfect for people with issues about leaving food on their plate.
SHERMAN TANK EXPLOSION!!, March 15, 2018, 11:57:41 pm

You must never have had a sloppy joe.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 16, 2018, 02:17:27 am
i want a hot butch wife to slow dance with
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 16, 2018, 04:02:28 am
bottomless wings for $8.99 at "cooters"

the theme is what you think it is
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2018, 04:19:43 am
That’s a strange promo, if I was at cooters I’d want as much bottom as possible
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Post by: Darkly on March 16, 2018, 09:22:09 am
PINs must be phased out and replaced with PIES - Personal Identification Emoji Sequence
A Meat, March 15, 2018, 01:30:53 pm
This would be good if there weren’t too many redundant emojis. I would never remember if my PIES was 😀😩😙😔 or 😃😫😚😞.
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Post by: Shigan on March 16, 2018, 12:43:57 pm
Does anybody else think that when Sonic rolls up into a ball, he's secretly sucking his own dick in there
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Post by: Mique on March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm
Does anybody else think that when Sonic rolls up into a ball, he's secretly sucking his own dick in there
Shigan, March 16, 2018, 12:43:57 pm

My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
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Post by: Shigan on March 16, 2018, 01:59:46 pm
My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
Mique, March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

Can she also confirm if Eggman is a free baller
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 16, 2018, 06:56:43 pm
My sister had a hedgehog, and she can confirm that they do this all the time.
Mique, March 16, 2018, 01:46:54 pm

Can she also confirm if Eggman is a free baller
Shigan, March 16, 2018, 01:59:46 pm

Take one look at him and tell me otherwise.
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Post by: Sovereign on March 17, 2018, 12:32:46 am
it's not overspending and egregious procrastination if you call it a 'collection'.
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Post by: krytton on March 17, 2018, 05:11:40 pm
goofus fell off a cliff. gallant also fell off a cliff. personally i believe they both did rather poorly in this situation
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Post by: Wrought on March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
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Post by: Spooks on March 18, 2018, 04:57:22 am
My latest TED Talk is entitled "Overcoming Overcoming". It's 15 minutes shorter than you think.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 18, 2018, 11:16:40 am
I've gotten so much goddamn cut glass plates, serving dishes, bowls, and fucking just glass everything from both grandparents. What the hell happened in the 40s-60s that cut glass was all the rage?

Also, I've said this before, but fucking mercy on you if you're the single lady in the family, because you will get absolutely all of this stuff. You will become the dumping ground for things people are very uncomfortable throwing away because "you probably need it".  Also, thanks grandma for throwing away every single family photo slide from when my dad, aunt, and uncle were kids but keeping the pink glass candy bowl? Although I have to give her credit, she is fucking bound and determined to make sure the kids and grandkids have as little to deal with when she passes away, because that house is downright spartan now.
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 18, 2018, 02:38:27 pm
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
Wrought, March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am

My favorite part of that video is that they played some kinda fucking cheesy 'what did we learn today' music/whimsically mournful tunes at the end when they were talking about the body they saw and 'how fucking sick it is' and how they won't be able to sleep tonight.
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Post by: Wrought on March 18, 2018, 03:01:34 pm
JET Alumni living in Japan making a video about Aokigahara forest: "So Aokigahara forest is really creepy because the rocky terrain means that the trees don't grow straight and there are lots of open crevices. It's infamously known as the "Japanese Suicide Forest" because a lot of people come to take their lives here, to the point where the prefecture's government has stopped releasing the statistics about how many suicides there are here annually in order to stave off publicity. It's very quiet because there's very wildlife out here in the way of animals, and that plus the strange scenery makes the forest feel very mysterious and unwelcoming."

Butthole Youtuber who throws fish at cars and plush pokeballs at police officers: "HOW'S IT GOING BROS I'M IN THE JAPANESE KILL YOURSELF FOREST WHOAH DUDE THIS IS SO SCARY UHHUHUH OH SHIT THERE'S A DEAD BODY OUT HERE BRO WHOOAAAH OH SHIT THE DEAD BODY'S PANTS FELL OFF HAHAHA SIIICK OH NO NOW I'M FUCKING THE DEAD BODY HAHAHA THIS IS MESSED UP hey guys i'm very sorry for fucking that dead body i really didn't mean it and it'll never happen again please like and subscribe brofist"
Wrought, March 18, 2018, 12:21:16 am

My favorite part of that video is that they played some kinda fucking cheesy 'what did we learn today' music/whimsically mournful tunes at the end when they were talking about the body they saw and 'how fucking sick it is' and how they won't be able to sleep tonight.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 18, 2018, 02:38:27 pm
The "my youtube royalty free music" folder on everyone's computer has two folders inside it labelled "happy" and "regretful of my actions"
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Post by: boooo566 on March 19, 2018, 01:42:51 pm
I was just in a mcdonalds playing classical music rather than top 40 and it was way better that way.
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Post by: Wrought on March 19, 2018, 11:14:21 pm
I emailed the director of a movie I saw and liked recently because I saw it had a lot of negative reviews and I wanted to offer my encouragements. She emailed back asking some stuff and I sent another email back and in this latest one she sent me, the last sentence in the email is "I am coming! :)"

I know the only reason that's there is because English isn't her first language and she probably got some context wrong or meant something else but forgot how to say it but getting an email from someone in Japan saying "I am coming! :)" at 1 am is scary in a deep deep way that I can't explain or understand.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2018, 04:01:04 am
I started thinking about whether my dick was the normal size, since I live in a metric country but everyone talks about them in terms of inches, so I was lost on mentally measuring it up. fortunately I remembered that 6 inches is the standard movement distance in warhammer 40k and was like yeah, my dick's about the same as that. how's your day been
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 20, 2018, 09:21:30 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am

another industry killed by millennials? you decide!
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Post by: A Meat on March 20, 2018, 09:42:18 am
I'm sad they're phasing out pee cakes at work. I'm going to miss that feeling of accomplishment after urinating, it was more than I'd get from doing my job most days.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 20, 2018, 04:33:29 am

another industry killed by millennials? you decide!
Shell Game, March 20, 2018, 09:21:30 am
millenials can't even afford to piss like we used to, they've mostly switched to excreting uric acid pellets to save water
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Post by: Runic on March 20, 2018, 07:47:02 pm
Who would win: Despair born of the inherent absurdity of existing in a meaningless and uncaring universe OR one rocky boi.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 20, 2018, 11:57:18 pm
Imagine how good a Russel Coight sex tape would be
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Post by: krytton on March 21, 2018, 08:14:38 am
Imagine how good a Russel Coight sex tape would be
GirlKisser420, March 20, 2018, 11:57:18 pm

*whip crack* GET BEHIND
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Post by: Wrought on March 21, 2018, 01:23:02 pm
I emailed the director of a movie I saw and liked recently because I saw it had a lot of negative reviews and I wanted to offer my encouragements. She emailed back asking some stuff and I sent another email back and in this latest one she sent me, the last sentence in the email is "I am coming! :)"

I know the only reason that's there is because English isn't her first language and she probably got some context wrong or meant something else but forgot how to say it but getting an email from someone in Japan saying "I am coming! :)" at 1 am is scary in a deep deep way that I can't explain or understand.
Wrought, March 19, 2018, 11:14:21 pm
As you know, Netflix usually take anime, but they admit "Behind THE COVE" as World Wide distribution movie. It is very rare case as independent documentary.
UCLA and Colorado University also used this movie at their event.
Many people say this movie is very Controversial and educational.

I hope your University also use this social issue movie with me at event.

OKAY EVIDENTLY THERE WAS NO MISTRANSLATION OR MISUNDERSTANDING WHATSOEVER AND SHE WANTS TO PRESENT THE FILM AT MY UNIVERSITY
 
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 22, 2018, 02:10:12 am
So she is on the edge of orgasm?
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Post by: Wrought on March 22, 2018, 08:09:58 am
So she is on the edge of orgasm?
Jackal Flapnasty, March 22, 2018, 02:10:12 am
Cannot verify but strong suspicion
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Post by: A Meat on March 23, 2018, 09:54:26 am
there doesn't seem to be any Daddy Dom/Little Girl Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh)
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 23, 2018, 04:18:41 pm
Valid Snake.
Snake, get down! You are valid!
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
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Post by: Wrought on March 23, 2018, 05:35:11 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
Imagine the typical client who wants like, really dark grey, but not like, black, no like a liiittle bit darker than that but no not black

Now imagine that they ate mushrooms yesterday
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 23, 2018, 05:51:02 pm
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
Imagine the typical client who wants like, really dark grey, but not like, black, no like a liiittle bit darker than that but no not black

Now imagine that they ate mushrooms yesterday
Wrought, March 23, 2018, 05:35:11 pm

I don't know, being the stone-cold sober designer for tripped out people would be fascinating and frustrating. My real concerns are if they publish garbage natural remedies like homeopathy, which I'm very, very morally against.
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Post by: Spooks on March 23, 2018, 07:21:46 pm
I try to live my life one ballpit post at a time.
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Post by: AgentCoop on March 23, 2018, 10:49:27 pm
I try to live my life one ballpit post at a time.
Spooks, March 23, 2018, 07:21:46 pm
it's the only way brother
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 23, 2018, 11:29:18 pm
ballpit is the best way to pit your balls
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 24, 2018, 12:51:16 am
...there's a graphic designer position open for Llewellyn Worldwide which apparently "is the country’s oldest and largest independent publisher of books on the New Age, Mind Body Spirit, alternative spirituality, esoteric literature, and the paranormal, celebrating more than a century of publishing books and related products."

I can't decide if that would be the best job or the most infuriating job.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 23, 2018, 05:14:15 pm
I say go for it. If you get saddled with something you disagree with you can make noise or subvert it in some way. Regular graphic design work can be hard to get, and at least you'd have a good story. Best case scenario they know the score and it's all fun and harmless for you. Of course I'm comfortable making a scene at work if things get out of hand, so maybe that's not good advice for you. Still good luck on the job search.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 24, 2018, 03:02:31 am
There's a very special feeling when you see a really good post and you get to be the sixth to click the bulb, like [freakout]
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Post by: A Meat on March 24, 2018, 03:45:47 am
Making jokes for yourself and yourself alone is good self care
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Post by: Shell Game on March 24, 2018, 01:07:04 pm
There's a very special feeling when you see a really good post and you get to be the sixth to click the bulb, like [freakout]
Jackal Flapnasty, March 24, 2018, 03:02:31 am
i only got to make it two bulbs

i feel ennui
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Post by: Mix on March 24, 2018, 03:01:41 pm
i know that little caesars is the pizza equivalent of cardboard but i keep wanting to eat it
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Post by: krytton on March 25, 2018, 11:30:45 pm
the phrase "up is down, down is up, thats the way i like to fuck" entered my mind recently and ive never been more disappointed with myself
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Post by: Wrought on March 25, 2018, 11:47:29 pm
1742 A.M., 17th of Grumpy Cat.

The upvote harvest has been scarce this year. I appreciate that our subreddit will never be as popular as /r/funny or /r/kotakuinaction, but we've harvested less content this cycle than any previous cycle recorded in the archives. My mods have begun staggering content to provide the illusion of life, hoping that the image of a lively community will be seen as an invitation to participate. The posters do not wish to post in the subreddit proper anymore, largely relegating themselves to the discord server. That damnable server has tormented me ever since its creation. I had hoped to create a forum in which the philosophy of our content could flourish and our community would enrich itself. Instead it has siphoned content that would normally be posted publicly in an ouroboros of shite-posting. If this problem cannot be solved, the subreddit will fall by its own hand.

Our relationship with our sister subreddit has been strained as of late. They have always been more prosperous than us, and do not seem to be suffering as we are. When we initially partnered with them, we assumed that we would be gaining users from them, and that this relationship would result in our growth. Instead it seems to have resulted in an opposite effect; people have come to browse our content, but ultimately end up straying onto our sister's page, enticed by the promise of its title. Few of them come back. Even a few of my most trusted advisers have been lost in this manner. I suppose I should have seen this as a potential result of partnering with /r/neopetsr34. Time will tell if there is a way to amend this mistake, or whether this relationship can ever work in our favour.

My wife is threatening to leave me again. She has never understood the burden of the responsibilities I bear. I cannot blame her for being dissatisfied with me. Her family offered me a hefty dowry of steam games, and she herself had both commendable photoshop skills, as well as being able and willing to verify she was a woman on skype. What could I offer her in return? An ailing subreddit focused on a children's browser game. I did not take her as my bride out of love, but out of greed and lust. She does deserve better. The thought of her leaving hurts me, however, when I am forced to consider the fate of our child...my son. Little Paarthurnax Ash-Ketchum McDonald. He is a good boy, nearly fifteen Youtube-rewinds of age by now. So nearly a man. I have tried to be the best father I could to him, but I have always known that the limited scope of my domain would suppress his soul as it has suppressed my ambition. This land is more burden than gift. Still, it is our home and we must make the most of it. My wife has told me she will leave for /r/neopets if we cannot increase our karma gain threefold by the 20th of Boaty McBoatface, three cycles hence. I almost welcome my family's flight from this place. Perhaps if my son can succeed in the veritable metropolis (at least in comparison to this squalid hamlet) of /r/neopets, then, in a way, I have done good in this world.

Musk Keep Us All.

Thane Funny_Shoryu89, /r/neopetsmemes
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Post by: Schumin Capote on March 26, 2018, 04:03:13 am
I was at a festival this weekend and noticed there is a subculture of young white dudes in Tommy Bahama shirts. It wasn't like 1 or 2 people, but there were a lot of guys in loafers, khaki shorts, a Tommy Bahama or 50s Woodie car t-shirts, and the same short hair cut. It didn't seem like a bad fashion trend, but like something else was going on. Not really sure if this is the new face of fascism or just an awful expression of normcore where guys in their 20s-30s dress like overweight men in their 50s,
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Post by: Carbon on March 26, 2018, 08:49:35 am
Username Elrond Hubbard free to a good home.
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Post by: A Meat on March 26, 2018, 04:48:23 pm
sperm bank but gachapon

you'll never know what kind of dna your baby will have until you pop one out
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Post by: Mix on March 26, 2018, 05:14:18 pm
I learned today that it's possible to be allergic to monster cock plugs. Thanks, new job!
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on March 26, 2018, 05:22:32 pm
I'm thinking of buying an NFPA diamond (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704) with the ratings for ethanol as a decoration for my liquor cabinet.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 26, 2018, 06:57:38 pm
funny to think about how incest stuff in porn is popular now cause it's all about fulfilling the fantasy of being able to fuck without leaving the house
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 27, 2018, 10:25:50 am
Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
Shell Game, March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am

I can appreciate an Audible but for shit books. Anguishable.
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Post by: Spooks on March 27, 2018, 02:06:51 pm
It's Raining Men is a song about bukkake.
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Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2018, 03:35:39 pm
What's Oscar the Grouch's stance on gun control?
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Post by: boooo566 on March 27, 2018, 03:52:05 pm
What the fuck did I used to do all day? I've taken the past couple of days off sick and I'm unbearably restless after 4 days of sitting here doing nothing. I know I wake up every Monday thinking I need another day or two of weekend but this is awful.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
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Post by: Carbon on March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 28, 2018, 01:25:08 pm
I could get a Crown Vic cheap, but if I wanted a project car I'd get something more kosher.
Jackal Flapnasty, March 28, 2018, 10:50:56 am
Yeah now's not the best time to look like a cop is it.
Carbon, March 28, 2018, 01:08:40 pm

But what if you're on a mission from God?
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on March 28, 2018, 03:07:43 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 03:08:47 pm
Shell Game has an evil twin named Game Shell and it's a turtle who reviews videogames on youtube
Wrought, March 28, 2018, 02:00:38 pm

is there a reverse [~you] function I'm not aware of? because i swear I'm always worried of falling for yet another one of those mean mean tricks!
Shell Game, March 28, 2018, 03:07:43 pm
I have an evil twin named Thguorw and he eats rats and bugs
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Post by: krytton on March 28, 2018, 10:18:29 pm
i have an evil twin called nottyrk and he wants you to know he does not originate from asia minor
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 28, 2018, 10:28:58 pm
If you eat a ton of ice, you might have low iron. What vitamin/mineral are you short on if you gnaw on frozen pizza rolls?
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Post by: Wrought on March 28, 2018, 10:46:55 pm
Dignity
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Post by: Wrought on March 29, 2018, 09:14:13 am
Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 29, 2018, 09:28:27 am
Erotica writers secretly wish women had to wear ass bras so they could quantify how big their butts are
Wrought, March 29, 2018, 09:14:13 am

D - Donk
BD - BaDonk
BDD - BaDonkaDonk
SM - Sir Mix-a-Lot
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 29, 2018, 04:42:55 pm
Whenever I die, I want to put 'killed by fall damage' on my tombstone.
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Post by: Mix on March 29, 2018, 06:10:10 pm
ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 29, 2018, 07:49:19 pm
ive had the phrase 'wokeback mountain' bouncing around my head all day.
Mix, March 29, 2018, 06:10:10 pm

Two young men meet at a march in Washington DC, one carrying a "WOMENS RIGHTS NOW" sign, the other "DONT SHOOT :C". They look at each other's asses. Fucking ensues.
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Post by: krytton on March 30, 2018, 09:16:10 am
today 2000 years ago jesus was crucified because you slimeboys wont stop jerkin it to anime tity
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 30, 2018, 09:28:38 am
Next week a lot of people are out for spring break with their kids... All of the bond work for schools is completed... My manager is probably even going to take a few days off...

I'm gonna go wild and crazy and do a bunch of CSS tutorials. SPRING BREAK 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: Spooks on March 30, 2018, 01:22:14 pm
Christopher Nolan's M&Mto.
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Post by: Shell Game on March 30, 2018, 03:10:24 pm
Hi I'm actually really good at using the phone at work. calls, transfers, holds, general information exchange. I'm good at it and not hesitant in the slightest. idk i just feel good about that.
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Post by: chai tea latte on March 30, 2018, 10:26:09 pm
I watch a lot of 'dog reunited with family member who Went Away for A While' type videos (soldiers, oil rig guys, college kids coming home on break, etc). They tend to vary in length - most are about two minutes long or so - but there's a common formula. You get to see the dog, the person holding the camera walks-and-talks their way to a door, and then there's a shot of the excited and very happy dog jumping up on the delighted human and licking them in the face. You see the entire first burst of energy, where the dog seemingly can't believe Dad's home again, and then usually a few seconds after that. What's interesting to me is that a lot of them go to 3, even 4 minutes. Even though these are videos that have been uploaded to youtube willingly, watching them for too long can feel a little uncomfortable, or like I'm seeing something too intimate that I shouldn't be seeing - sometimes the person holding the camera will start talking to the person who's returned, about how their day was, while the dog plays excitedly.

It's weird to complain that watching home movies feels intimate, but seeing the insides of so many different peoples' homes feels like i've been invited to see something more private than usual because there's a happy dog attached to it. That's an interesting evolution in how we behave on the internet, anyway. imo.
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 01, 2018, 05:38:20 am
I recently bought a good album that is entirely in the Cornish language. Who do I report to to get my Hipster Scum membership?
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 01, 2018, 04:05:51 pm
A Fetish of One's Own by Vagina Woolf
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 01, 2018, 06:15:34 pm
Are bumper stickers the tramp stamps of cars?
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Post by: Wrought on April 01, 2018, 09:35:12 pm
I downloaded tab for a cause, which is an app that plays a couple banner ads on your new tabs page and in return allows you to donate the money gained from the adverts to a charity of your choice. It's pretty good, but one of the charities is "The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck" which is a charity set up to fund other charities by John Green, his brother, one of the Fine brothers, and a bunch of other smug nerd culture pieces of shit. I'm glad that you're benefiting good causes but...if you name your charity the charity equivalent of boaty mcboatface, go fuck yourself.
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Post by: Mix on April 01, 2018, 10:39:51 pm
oh hey, zaurg got banned from SA last thursday.
wonder what led to him finally getting the boot.
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Post by: Mique on April 02, 2018, 02:58:05 pm
I don't know why my work started playing Planet Earth II non-stop in the break room, but I'm glad they did.
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Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2018, 05:01:23 pm
Clickbait Article: BREAKING NEWS: Ready Player One Movie Does Nothing To Handle Social Issues
Me: *leans forwards, puts hands on chin* Reaaaaalllllyyyy???? I'd love to hear about it! But I've just learned something FASCINATING about water and I've just GOT to share it with you!
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 02, 2018, 07:36:57 pm
star wars robots ranked from most to least 'would be a cuck'
BB-8 ("little white cuck ball")
C-3P0
the 'roger roger' guys from naboo
gonk droid
R2-D2
the alan tudyk pilot droid from Ep 7


















IG-88
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Post by: Wrought on April 02, 2018, 07:59:00 pm
Where is mouse droid on this list
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 02, 2018, 10:23:15 pm
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 02, 2018, 11:53:32 pm
Whenever one of the really nerdy bad discords I'm in starts talking about The Elder Scrolls and how completely awful Bethesda is and Skyrim is so unimaginative Blah Blah Blah I just pop in and say I didn't like Morrowind when it came out, say how annoying and bad the combat was and still is, throw in some stuff about liking Fallout 4, then go AFK for a bit and grab a sandwich or something.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 03, 2018, 12:09:14 am
a droideka rolled in and fucked my wife while I watched
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Post by: krytton on April 03, 2018, 10:47:29 am
renaming it to witposting in honour of my high iq
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on April 04, 2018, 04:19:39 am
Smooshing Pumpkins.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
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Post by: Mix on April 05, 2018, 05:25:23 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am
One of those amazon push buttons, but it bulbs a ballpit post at random.
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Post by: Spooks on April 05, 2018, 05:45:32 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am

He who bulbs all, bulbs nothing.

   --Adolf Hitler
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 05, 2018, 07:10:56 pm
I want to bulb everything with one click. [bulb]
Shell Game, April 05, 2018, 12:03:46 am

He who bulbs all, bulbs nothing.

   --Adolf Hitler
Spooks, April 05, 2018, 05:45:32 pm

Brb, changing my username to Bulb Hitler
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 05, 2018, 07:37:22 pm
if planned parenthood renamed themselves 'blackwater' would they lose or gain federal funding
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 06, 2018, 03:30:58 am
Is saying slidden instead of slid as the past tense of slide a regional thing? People say it around here.
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Post by: Darkly on April 06, 2018, 08:29:13 am
Is saying slidden instead of slid as the past tense of slide a regional thing? People say it around here.
Jackal Flapnasty, April 06, 2018, 03:30:58 am
I don’t think I’ve ever heard slidden before in my life.
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Post by: krytton on April 07, 2018, 08:48:56 am
capital letters are for the weak
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Post by: Trav on April 08, 2018, 01:34:03 am
In Japan, 4/20 is also known as Toki Toki Panic
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 08, 2018, 08:14:03 am
Garbage Day has, I think, broken some fundamental part of my brain.
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Post by: krytton on April 08, 2018, 08:36:52 am
you were already broken

we all were
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 08, 2018, 09:07:43 am
If that wasn't true before, after Hour 22 is definitely is.
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Post by: krytton on April 08, 2018, 09:11:52 am
the f plus is a war of attrition
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Post by: Shell Game on April 08, 2018, 12:47:23 pm
In Japan, 4/20 is also known as Toki Toki Panic
Trav, April 08, 2018, 01:34:03 am
it's finally getting the attention it deserves! another overlooked joke that found a home. flies off into the sunset
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Post by: Runic on April 08, 2018, 01:19:35 pm
Looking at it now not having the OS installed would explain why this raspberry pi won't boot, yeah. Mystery fucking solved.
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Post by: Runic on April 08, 2018, 04:49:04 pm
I have ssh'ed into the raspberry pi and I feel like a fucking hacker now it's amazing.
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Post by: boooo566 on April 09, 2018, 09:48:55 am
Woman in my office is calling hot flushes "tropical moments"
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Post by: Shigan on April 09, 2018, 12:36:58 pm
Pelvis Presley
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Post by: Wrought on April 09, 2018, 08:37:08 pm
Sometimes I wonder whether I've been clapping wrong this entire time.
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Post by: Mix on April 09, 2018, 08:48:55 pm
there's an alternate universe where instead of kpop some people got insanely into bollywood instead so now there are bollywood stans on twitter
i wonder what the memes from that universe are like
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 10, 2018, 12:49:20 am
thesis: arranged marriage
antithesis: tinder
synthesis: arranged marriage app
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Post by: Spooks on April 10, 2018, 08:11:39 am
thesis: arranged marriage
antithesis: tinder
synthesis: arranged marriage app
chai tea latte, April 10, 2018, 12:49:20 am

thesis: the sis
antithesis: an tit (the sis)
synthesis: synthaaaa i'm getting arrested!!
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Post by: Darkly on April 10, 2018, 09:35:00 am
Sometimes I wonder whether I've been clapping wrong this entire time.
Wrought, April 09, 2018, 08:37:08 pm
TFW you clap for a while and your hands start hurting but everyone else is still clapping and you wonder if they're just sucking it up or if they have some clap secret.
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Post by: Wrought on April 10, 2018, 12:09:39 pm
When is Tommy getting a ballp.it account
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 10, 2018, 08:15:16 pm
Somewhere on twitter there is someone who describes themselves as "The Internet's Hunter S. Thompson"
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Post by: Wrought on April 11, 2018, 12:31:39 am
"What is a juggalo" is a viable question for zen koan.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 11, 2018, 02:50:04 am
3d puyo puyo
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Post by: Shigan on April 11, 2018, 05:50:28 am
If I knew how, I’d edit the ”real advice from a real man” reading from the r/nofap episode in on top of some philosophical samurai film. I can’t stop picturing a montage of a lone samurai walking the streets of Edo, fending off challengers, and meditating under a waterfall, all the while bragging to himself how he’s been fap-free for about a week.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 11, 2018, 05:35:06 pm
why did craigslist personals to die before I realised it should have been a doc
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 11, 2018, 06:53:32 pm
Nobody has or will ever make a song that's similar to Carry On My Wayward Son. It is one of the few unique works of art from the modern era.
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Post by: Shell Game on April 11, 2018, 06:57:01 pm
west coawst wegwessed coast
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Post by: krytton on April 12, 2018, 04:31:08 am
hello, thank you for joining me for my four hundredth post, the post will now commence:

peter dutton should change his name to pepis dumbhead

thank you for joining me for four hundred whole posts, here's hoping for many more
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Post by: Spooks on April 12, 2018, 02:01:36 pm
Cum: The Gathering

Ch 14, App. B

Every spellcasting character is granted a free Summon Familiar spell at rank 20.

Wizard - Cum Golem
Warlock - Cum Imp*
Druid - Gelatinous Cum Cube
Cleric - Cum Cloud
Necromancer - Cum Skeleton

*not to be confused with Semen Demon. See Ch 3.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 12, 2018, 02:33:27 pm
Cum: The Gathering

Ch 14, App. B

Every spellcasting character is granted a free Summon Familiar spell at rank 20.

Wizard - Cum Golem
Warlock - Cum Imp*
Druid - Gelatinous Cum Cube
Cleric - Cum Cloud
Necromancer - Cum Skeleton

*not to be confused with Semen Demon. See Ch 3.
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 02:01:36 pm

NSFW content. Click to show.
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Post by: Wrought on April 12, 2018, 06:24:48 pm
When I learned katakana and hiragana I was initially very happy with myself but then I went on twitter and learned literally everyone knows them
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Post by: Trav on April 13, 2018, 01:57:25 pm
in mustard we trustard
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 13, 2018, 11:55:17 pm
It really should be called a Martian Bar
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 14, 2018, 07:28:08 am
Everyone come around and look at the incredible rip-off man Cliff Bleszinski. Years ago ripoff artist with real talent took every action movie character cliche and ground it into a wonderful cannoli called Duke Nukem. Then Cliffy B took the resulting delicacy pushed out everything fun about it (that sweet cannoli creme of tongue and cheek humor and fun gameplay) and covered it all in high definition brown textures. And he was harolded for hus unprecidented feats of ripoffry! Now he's taking another rip off of a rip off made by his former company (Epic) and trying to rip it off yet. Can he do it? Will he reach such Radical Heights?
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Post by: Carbon on April 14, 2018, 09:12:20 am
Clifford Burton for best Cliff B all day.
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Post by: Wrought on April 14, 2018, 11:30:22 pm
i can't stop playing with this fucking can opener. it's 1:30 and I can't stop playing with this fucking can opener. it's really well balanced so it's fun to juggle around and flip open and closed and pretend like i'm a cool bad guy whose weapon of choice is a can opener but it's 1:30 and i need to stop playing with this fucking can opener.
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Post by: Mique on April 15, 2018, 03:55:49 am
Atelier Sophie's Choice.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on April 15, 2018, 06:21:00 am
How come all the fruit and veg that grows here is awful?

There's parts of the world where they grow mangoes and pineapples and shit half the year, and I'm stuck in a country where we just get fucking apples. No-one in the entire universe has or will ever say "I guess peaches are great but you know what I really fancy right now? A quince." 8000 different types of bland and slightly bitter root vegetable will grow in fucking anything but there's roughly three square feet of ground in the country that can support a melon.

Even the good stuff we get here is ridiculously difficult to produce. You can grow raspberries but you need to do it in a high security facility (but still with plenty of fresh air and sunlight and water and everything) lest the birds eat them all long before they're ever fit for human consumption, and also the stems are fucking weaponised and you get about three berries per plant per year. Strawberries, too, but if the wind blows the wrong direction at any point during their growth they'll taste like fuck all and you'll still be charged a billion pounds a punnet.

I'd love to eat more greens and less carbs, mother but unfortunately tesco has a surplus of courgettes and fuck all else. You should've given birth in a country that wasn't fucking miserable. They did some awful things in the process but I can't 100% blame my ancestors for wanting to plunder the rest of the world for it's produce.

Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 15, 2018, 07:03:22 am
Animal Crossing?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: bubbleuj on April 15, 2018, 12:18:00 pm
A picture is worth 10,000 words- Proust.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 15, 2018, 12:36:10 pm
trick people in an MMO into having a group therapy session under the pretense of raiding
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 15, 2018, 05:15:05 pm
trick people in an MMO into having a group therapy session under the pretense of raiding
A Meat, April 15, 2018, 12:36:10 pm
play healer

become everyone's counselor
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on April 15, 2018, 05:24:36 pm
Need DPS* for raid


*Dopamine per second
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Old_Zircon on April 16, 2018, 07:11:52 pm
Nothing like meeting a stranger at work who turns out to have lived in the same neighborhood where you used to live, getting in to a good conversation about quasi-legal zoning abuses and gentrification and how much it had changed that neighborhood and how many people were driven out by it, and it's a really good, nuanced conversation but then suddenly they drop a bunch of Ayn Rand fandom and sovereign citizen shit on you and tell you to read The Fountainhead, and you have to kind of gracefully roll with it until they leave, because you're at work.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 17, 2018, 03:54:29 am
Navel Officer.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 17, 2018, 09:54:36 am
i heard trump has a poor hymen rights record. pause for laughs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on April 17, 2018, 10:27:12 am
My new rapper name is Incoherent Technique
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Corn Syrup on April 17, 2018, 06:52:49 pm
You know you're tired when you're trying to rhyme 'Chuckanut' with 'what the fuck'.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 17, 2018, 08:46:42 pm
What happens when a vegan realizes their kink is vore
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 17, 2018, 08:47:46 pm
The Five Stages of "The Clerk Didn't Activate My Fuckin Gift Card Right"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on April 18, 2018, 02:47:19 pm
I swear it was only a few weeks ago there was goddamn snow now its 25 degrees and I'm dying. I don't know how people live in warm places. If it's cold I can always add layers as necessary but when it's hot there's nothing else I can do without resorting to public nudity followed by skinning myself.

Fuck the weather. Why can't it just be a steady 12 outside and 17 inside at all times?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 18, 2018, 06:00:57 pm
hey 300
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Post by: Wrought on April 18, 2018, 11:19:06 pm
Hmm, I'm halfway through this take home exam, and it's 1 am, so maybe I should just go to bed and finish it tomorrow morni-oooohhhh okay second cup of coffee just kicked in workworkworkworkwork
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Lemon on April 19, 2018, 11:36:04 am
Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 19, 2018, 12:26:15 pm
Apparently other people listen to different albums throughout the day?

Anyway, this Screaming Females album is still good.
Lemon, April 19, 2018, 11:36:04 am

Gonna print and frame this comment as the one time I was right and had good musical taste.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 19, 2018, 12:41:16 pm
It just occurred to me that anymore my brain has to process for a few seconds whenever someone refers to "Jack Chick" before i can verify context
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 19, 2018, 12:55:49 pm
Were Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon to come out today, the ebook version would have come with malware that mines a useless cryptocurrency on it
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: chai tea latte on April 19, 2018, 06:19:53 pm
ways to cook eggs ranked from best to worst
-poached
-sunny side up, runny yolk
-perfectly hard-boiled
-soft-boiled
-scrambled, finished in the oven
-scrambled
-overcooked hard-boiled
-fried on both sides
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mique on April 20, 2018, 05:21:57 am
You've never truly appreciated a song until you watch its spectrogram as you listen.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Darkly on April 20, 2018, 10:36:59 am
I keep thinking about this random person I met a year or so ago who enthusiastically explained to me that she and her daughter are both "gerds," which is "the combination of a geek and a nerd."
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shigan on April 20, 2018, 10:58:24 am
For 6 months now, the amazing coffee from a local coffee shop has without aggrandization been the highlight of my day, and if I ever move away from this town, I will wither away.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 20, 2018, 04:05:17 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/oFQs9o0.jpg)

this
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 20, 2018, 05:32:43 pm
I got so excited to get home and off work for the weekend and now that I'm home I don't know what to do for the rest of the day.
I feel like this happens way too much for me (more then the average person, anyway)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 21, 2018, 02:50:42 am
There's a TF2 charity stream at hugs.tf happening this weekend. They should've named it "24 Terrible Ubers". I know they wouldn't have had any way to know, but I'm still a little disappointed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 21, 2018, 03:02:39 am
My Little Possum: Friendship is Garbage
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 21, 2018, 09:26:35 am
There's a TF2 charity stream at hugs.tf happening this weekend. They should've named it "24 Terrible Ubers". I know they wouldn't have had any way to know, but I'm still a little disappointed.
Spooks, April 21, 2018, 02:50:42 am
The time has come, it's here at last,
RED and BLU mercs have all amassed,
To shoot each other in the face
and launch the rocket into space,
Raising money for Special Effect
so donating would be correct,
All this and much more,
Hugs.tf

Scout is running really fast
Soldier's rockets fly right past,
Something's wrong with Pyro's brain
And Demoman is drunk again,
Sandwich Heavy is your friend
Engineer's here to defend
Medic's got his uber alright
But he's in the Sniper's sights
Spy's betrayed you all along
And I'm still singin this fuckin song!

Boots didn't write a good ending
To parody
Cha cha cha
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 21, 2018, 09:50:19 am
it has always been called the baby boss. it always will be called the baby boss. there is nothing you can say to change my mind.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2018, 01:25:21 am
I have depression, I make increasingly subversive Frasier parodies, and I vote.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on April 22, 2018, 01:28:58 am
Is this true?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/jnls-gbGA1a-Ro_Q1GMdwQUhofFCQ5zHJudvaiiySEI.jpg?w=656&s=6463c6330eeb1535ab69d5c8645eb940)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 22, 2018, 05:02:44 am
Is this true?
stevie nicks helped, April 22, 2018, 01:28:58 am

Quite true, I'm afraid.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Victor Laszlo on April 22, 2018, 09:23:40 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/youmeus/learnit/learnitv168.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/youmeus/learnit/learnitv168.shtml)
http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/the-trickiest-word-in-american (http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/the-trickiest-word-in-american)

I'm quite glad English is my first language.  It would be quite a pain to have to learn it after first learning a language that makes sense.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Mix on April 22, 2018, 11:20:09 am
van incelsing
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on April 22, 2018, 12:57:36 pm
Priests in roleplaying games never use Eastern Orthodox nomenclature for their spells and magic items and stuff
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 22, 2018, 05:13:05 pm
Me: I'm bored, what should I do
Good brain: Study kanji, exercise, shave, finally watch/read stuff you're behind on
Me: hmmmm
Bad brain: Alternate between refreshing Twitter and refreshing ballp.it
Me: sounds good
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 22, 2018, 09:02:32 pm
sonic the hedgehog fucks by spinning really fast, brushing your clitoris
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 23, 2018, 09:23:18 am
carly rae jepsen is the wholesome memes of pop music
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 23, 2018, 10:13:21 am
In Another World With My Smartphone
In Another World With My Snow Cone
In Another World With My Kill Drone
In Another World With My Car Loan
In Another World With My Gallstone
In Another World With My Trombone
In Another World With My Self-Own
In Another World With da motha fuckin share z0ne
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 23, 2018, 11:32:38 am
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am

Do you want sparkle dogs? Because this is how you get sparkle dogs
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Friend Anemone on April 23, 2018, 01:00:19 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am

Considering how many implausible hybrids furries come up with, I think they'd have to be able to cross-breed. Either that or they're grown in a lab somewhere.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 23, 2018, 01:36:35 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
Dunno whether "able" is the right word but I'd bet a jar of peanut butter that a lot of them have tried
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 23, 2018, 02:13:31 pm
My favorite fact about Bill Maher is that he's on record as saying he doesn't believe in germ theory.

My other favorite fact about Bill Maher is that he will almost certainly die before I do.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 23, 2018, 11:45:57 pm
are furries able to crossbreed?

on the one hand, if they can, would the world would be filled with hybrids, all trending towards one particular "average" furry? what would such a creature look like? or would they be the same species as one of their parents, or some random third species?

on the other hand, if they cant, there would most likely be a stigma against interspecies relationships, as dating outside ones species would mean an inability to procreate. i find the social implications troubling.
krytton, April 23, 2018, 10:07:22 am
Behold the Omega furry,
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/75/1c/85751c4a2221362611d71d58d135bc11.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on April 24, 2018, 01:59:32 am
CHAI TEA LATTE IS A REALLY GOOD CURATOR OF INTERNET THINGS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: boooo566 on April 24, 2018, 11:03:49 am
This one company keeps sending risk assessments titled "[site] - risk ass" and I'm secretly 11 so I can't really take it seriously.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on April 24, 2018, 01:02:09 pm
My favorite thing about the the site I found that was read on Garbage Day (http://www.miketomich.com/) is the utterly insane things he believes about cars.  He praises the mushy suspension and steering systems of the old 70s land yachts and claims it's healthier for your bones and joints than modern tight suspensions.

Now I'll allow there's maybe a 0.0001% chance he's right about the repetitive motions experienced while driving can do bad things to your bones and joints. But do you know what's also hazardous to your health? Crashing your car into a wall or a tree or another car because the steering is so sloppy and unresponsive that it doesn't turn in time. Especially in a car with no crumple zones or airbags and a heavy steering column that's just waiting to crush your ribcage in a collision.
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Post by: Spooks on April 24, 2018, 01:37:23 pm
Jared Leto's Joker, the tattoo does not say "Damaged". The tattoo says "Shutterstock".

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbkYBd-XcAAOrQt.jpg:large)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on April 24, 2018, 03:39:00 pm
If you wear vinyl shoes or boots you're 100% a foot fetishist. Definitely the person who designed them.

"Man I can't wait to trap my feet in a slippery sweat cage, awesome!"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 25, 2018, 11:42:43 pm
Low point of my day was going into the shed to take some bikes out of there so i could see if any of them were in usable condition since they hadn't been touched in a while and then immediately after getting the last bike out, twisting my ankle incredibly bad. It's most likely sprained. It's like pain on my wedding day.

Lower point was realizing after I managed to limp inside and sit down that I couldn't move, I had to pee, nobody was home to help me get around, and all I had nearby was a water bottle.

Lowest point was what followed.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 26, 2018, 03:40:07 am
paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 26, 2018, 05:41:58 am
I am a target of Gongstalking and my ears really hurt
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 26, 2018, 09:44:53 am
VW Jetta turn signals look like flashing pink buttholes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 26, 2018, 01:18:24 pm
paul joseph watson saying "imagine my cock"

i thought it now you have to think it too
krytton, April 26, 2018, 03:40:07 am

Pocial Justice Warrior's voice is so fucking weird that I actually can't imagine anything in his voice
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 27, 2018, 11:48:57 am
shonen fighting anime, but the characters use their powers via jackoff crystals
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Spooks on April 27, 2018, 12:04:57 pm
I can't help it if I have resting bishie face.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Carbon on April 27, 2018, 12:29:41 pm
When I die I want the whole cask, not just a casket.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: AgentCoop on April 27, 2018, 05:19:35 pm
Clipse4Sale
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 28, 2018, 10:33:45 am
The bones of Waldo, the hide of a Lorax, and the eyes of a rugrat to this altar we commit to destroy our childhoods.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 28, 2018, 05:25:49 pm
New rule: along with "m'lady" and "t'is",  straight white men on the internet are no longer allowed to say "my dear"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on April 29, 2018, 04:08:35 am
BEWARE OF GAY SPIRITS
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on April 29, 2018, 08:17:16 pm
post malone looks like a fucking idiot
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
How old is old enough to handle the internet these days? Is the internet actually more dangerous and repulsive than it was ten years ago, or does it just seem that way because more people are aware of it? I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 29, 2018, 09:53:59 pm
I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Sovereign, April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
(http://www.barkingbad.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/40901_QuickDrawLeash_GraniteGray_WithCollar_Zoom-1.jpg)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on April 29, 2018, 11:35:48 pm
In all honesty, I'd let them have free reign, but be extremely watchful and tell them to come to you if they see anything they don't understand.

For real, considering how everywhere and everything has an internet presence today - and how much it'll likely increase in the future - I think it's impossible to keep children away from it by the time they know basic tech literacy (e.g. knowing how to turn on a tablet or smartphone). There's also the scope of it. Even something as easy-to-access as Youtube contains years and years worth of content, and there's a lot of insidious stuff masking itself as kid's entertainment that, unless you're constantly watching over your kud's shoulder, you can't be sure they haven't seen, and you can't block every website that you know to have kid-unsafe content, since there's about a dozen more that you don't know about.

Thankfully, I think more elementary schools are putting in basic computer literacy as their curriculum, and I think once more and more schools and kids start learning about it, they'll probably expamd it to include internet literacy as well - stuff like being aware of spam and viruses, keeping away from strangers, and how to find actually kid-friendly websites. All-in-all, I think as long as you give a child a good talking to and make sure they're learning safe navigation, you'll be fine.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Darkly on April 30, 2018, 05:14:45 am
How old is old enough to handle the internet these days? Is the internet actually more dangerous and repulsive than it was ten years ago, or does it just seem that way because more people are aware of it? I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Sovereign, April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
I don’t really know what a good parenting policy is, but the internet 10 years ago was insanely fucked up. Looking back, I’m pretty shocked at the stuff I regularly saw as a youth.

IMO it’s probably worse now not for the typical dangerous stuff, but more because of its ubiquity. Even if you never see awful porn or hate sites, you can get easily sucked into social stuff more than before. I blame my teenage forum addiction for my lasting social anxieties and toxic attitudes.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Sovereign on April 30, 2018, 05:25:07 am
How old is old enough to handle the internet these days? Is the internet actually more dangerous and repulsive than it was ten years ago, or does it just seem that way because more people are aware of it? I was thinking about how I would introduce it to my kid if I had one.
Sovereign, April 29, 2018, 08:30:33 pm
I don’t really know what a good parenting policy is, but the internet 10 years ago was insanely fucked up. Looking back, I’m pretty shocked at the stuff I regularly saw as a youth.

IMO it’s probably worse now not for the typical dangerous stuff, but more because of its ubiquity. Even if you never see awful porn or hate sites, you can get easily sucked into social stuff more than before. I blame my teenage forum addiction for my lasting social anxieties and toxic attitudes.
Darkly, April 30, 2018, 05:14:45 am
Yeah, I agree. I was mainly thinking about all the shock sites, learning how to navigate weird strangers on the internet and things like virus protection since those were the main obstacles for me when I was browsing about a decade ago. However I didn't consider social media and its influences over developing minds because it's perhaps the most insidious facet of commonplace internet activities, even for savvy folk.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 30, 2018, 11:55:49 am
I was watching the recent Junji Ito anthology series, and I noticed something that bugs me a lot in animation, when the moon looks like this:

(https://i.imgur.com/1kG2Apz.png)

Like, that is not a shape that results from having a light illuminating half a sphere. You can write down a fucking equation to tell you the shape that it should be, put that in a graphing calculator, and make it happen. People got no excuses.

At the absolute minimum, the tips of the crescent should be halfway around the circle, not 3/4 or whatever the fuck is going on there.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 30, 2018, 12:00:36 pm
Does it bug you when it looks like this too
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/souleater/images/e/ee/The_Moon.png/revision/latest?cb=20131017122831)
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on April 30, 2018, 11:25:22 pm
I don't know why everyone keeps using social media for political discussion. It's not good for that. No political discussion, right or left leaning, on any social media platform has ever had any worth or consequence. It's just people trying to show off how smart they are for cool points and then the people who disagree with them being smarmy and shitty about it and then the original poster gets smarmy and shitty in return.

Just use social media for what it's meant for. Just look at pictures of your friends having fun, or read their jokes or opinions on movies. Fuck's sake.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: krytton on May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: A Meat on May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 01, 2018, 06:39:34 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
A Meat, May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm

Their they're, in there car.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 01, 2018, 07:09:38 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned, and used 'there' instead of 'their' by accident, despite having mocked people on the internet for making the same error
krytton, May 01, 2018, 01:54:05 pm
this is a way more forgivable offense compared to mixing them up with "they're"
A Meat, May 01, 2018, 04:37:15 pm

Their they're, in there car.
Vinny Possum, May 01, 2018, 06:39:34 pm
they're were really asking for that
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 01, 2018, 07:11:04 pm
so are they giants or not, its a simple question
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: I Liked That Joke on May 02, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
How do people keep getting away with just turning a machine generated color palette sideways and calling it a ___sexual pride flag?
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2018, 02:31:03 pm
How do people keep getting away with just turning a machine generated color palette sideways and calling it a ___sexual pride flag?
I Liked That Joke, May 02, 2018, 01:22:22 pm
because marginalised identity  is just a sorting hat quiz to people
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 03, 2018, 04:28:04 pm
if you were in your middle school's anime club you're now either obnoxiously into vaporwave or a nazi.
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 03, 2018, 04:32:43 pm
if you were in your middle school's anime club you're now either obnoxiously into vaporwave or a nazi.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 03, 2018, 04:28:04 pm

......  :C
Title: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
Post by: Wrought on May 03, 2018, 04:58:01 pm
what if you were in your high school anime club
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Post by: Mix on May 03, 2018, 06:04:08 pm
cuck e cheese
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Post by: junior associate faguar on May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 03, 2018, 08:31:16 pm
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
junior associate faguar, May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm

the true irony of KC Green's "anime club" is that none of you thought you were Mort...but you were always Mort.
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Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2018, 01:36:54 am
what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
junior associate faguar, May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm

the true irony of KC Green's "anime club" is that none of you thought you were Mort...but you were always Mort.
chai tea latte, May 03, 2018, 08:31:16 pm
La petite mort
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Post by: sambair on May 04, 2018, 01:37:21 pm
Nah, when I was in college I would make people sit down and watch La Blue Girl. I was never under any illusion that I wasn't Mort.
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Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2018, 02:23:47 pm
I actually knew a kid in middle school who looked a ton like how Mort is drawn, only different glasses, I vividly remember him trying to get me to talk with him about which anime girl is the hottest, and I wasn't having any of his shit, because I knew, as a 13 year old, that that's creepy.

For the record he tried to make me watch Elfen Lied, which, I'm pretty sure he was jerking it to
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2018, 05:34:32 pm
really, I've been listening to threepac recently, yeah he's pretty good. your guy's fine though
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 04, 2018, 09:43:21 pm
DEVO makes vaporwave entirely superfluous
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Post by: krytton on May 04, 2018, 11:35:08 pm
video essayists have all their priorities mixed up. like sure, spend an hour talking about the failings of stephen moffat but. would it kill to tell me why shrek 2 is so good??? get on it lindsay
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Post by: Darkly on May 06, 2018, 11:46:56 am
I just remembered that there’s an actual imgur community and I still don’t understand how or why.
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Post by: A Meat on May 06, 2018, 02:22:52 pm
24 carrot schizoid bun
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 06, 2018, 05:41:02 pm
Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc
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Post by: Spooks on May 06, 2018, 06:06:17 pm
Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2018, 05:41:02 pm

This Ain't WoW Raid Boss Cinematic Close Captions
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Post by: Wrought on May 06, 2018, 06:36:52 pm
I found another genre of reddit content I love equally as much as "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" and it's "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream"

It's for the same reason too, because the statement is totally contradictory to the truth most of the time

like on reddit "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" means "I ruined my relationship adjacent to [X]" and "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream" means "I don't like working so I hope that if I quit my stable job to try and profit off of this whim I'll be instantly successful"

Edit: The cream of the fucking crop of this genre is "I quit my job to pursue streaming as a career" which translates to "I'm unemployed and I own a computer, hopefully people will pay me to do what I do for fun anyway"
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Post by: Lemon on May 07, 2018, 01:30:24 pm
Björk lyrics re-appropriated into ad copy.


And if you complain once more, you'll meet the Army Of One™



Icelandic Air
    We go through all this before you wake up.
    So you can feel happier to be safe up here with us.



“If you ever get close to a human (and human behavior), be ready to get confused. Unless you use OK Cupid! Our ground breaking algorithm...”

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Post by: Eider Duck on May 08, 2018, 01:18:27 pm
Ironically, for a contest about leaving politics by the door, Eurovision will be what causes the next world war.
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Post by: SirSlarty on May 08, 2018, 07:46:16 pm
I'm looking at my spiral-bound notebook and thinking, "No, college didn't rule. Stop telling me that."
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Post by: krytton on May 09, 2018, 04:20:12 am
M'ladic
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 09, 2018, 07:18:44 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am

I don't know, maybe like the flashlight enthusiasts, just really fucking crazy train people might be fun to read about. And there is definitely, definitely not a lack of those
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Post by: A Meat on May 09, 2018, 10:27:10 am
people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 05:59:34 am

I don't know, maybe like the flashlight enthusiasts, just really fucking crazy train people might be fun to read about. And there is definitely, definitely not a lack of those
Cyborguinary Novel?, May 09, 2018, 07:18:44 am
What tweak will improve the velocity of model train? I tried putting rocks on it, but it only made it slower???
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Post by: Shigan on May 09, 2018, 11:54:03 am
It's me, officer. I'm the one listening to all those 24/7 relaxing lo-fi hip hop beats. Please arrest me.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 05:57:13 pm
I'm wary because a lot of the trainspotters and similar are probably going to be autistic, and it would be incredibly difficult to laugh at posts without mocking that
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Post by: Shell Game on May 09, 2018, 06:01:31 pm
A storm of crows fly
But Goku cannot be black
Simon Bolivar
[inspired by chaitealatte and Vinny Possum]
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 09, 2018, 10:26:44 pm
the good fandoms: Godzilla, jeeves and wooster, gaki no tsukai, italo disco. everything else must die
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 09, 2018, 11:24:17 pm
Working on a Furry-centric parody of nineteenth century adventure novels set in a prison. It is titled "Château d'Yiff."
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Post by: Shell Game on May 10, 2018, 01:19:07 am
the good fandoms: Godzilla, jeeves and wooster, gaki no tsukai, italo disco. everything else must die
GirlKisser420, May 09, 2018, 10:26:44 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/92/f2/f892f2266f561d3c113417deb50ed692.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2018, 06:19:55 am
bertie is obviously a top and jeeves is a power bottom, this is a faker and doesn't count
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Post by: Spooks on May 11, 2018, 12:01:50 pm
If your username on the Internet is "Wolfclock" you may want to step away from the monitor for a minute, no I mean literally, look at how it reads from back there, gosh, how did you not figure this one out, cripes.
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Post by: Carbon on May 11, 2018, 01:19:19 pm
If your username on the Internet is "Wolfclock" you may want to step away from the monitor for a minute, no I mean literally, look at how it reads from back there, gosh, how did you not figure this one out, cripes.
Spooks, May 11, 2018, 12:01:50 pm

What's so wrong with a wolfdock? Where else would wolf ships load and unload?
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 12, 2018, 02:37:06 am
Human Birth C-section Any%
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 12, 2018, 02:34:01 pm
The only problem with blue hair is when you sweat, it looks like I'm transforming into a blue man group performer
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Post by: Wrought on May 12, 2018, 11:30:25 pm
Whenever I ask an asian person to help me find asian ingredients in their store for something I'm cooking I am always so ready to be called an idiot and told I'm looking for the wrong thing and banished from the parkdale global supermarket forever
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Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2018, 09:35:04 am
Why use Occam's Razor when you can buy the new Gilette™ Petaglyde, with new parallel 5-glyde technology
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 13, 2018, 10:21:42 am
Occam's Razor would be the WORST razor - it would leave only the most likely hairs behind
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Post by: bubbleuj on May 13, 2018, 04:34:01 pm
Whenever I ask an asian person to help me find asian ingredients in their store for something I'm cooking I am always so ready to be called an idiot and told I'm looking for the wrong thing and banished from the parkdale global supermarket forever
Wrought, May 12, 2018, 11:30:25 pm

This is why I look up packaging and walk very quickly through the store.

They can't know I don't know what I'm doingggg
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Post by: Wrought on May 13, 2018, 06:11:22 pm
Like whenever I ask for something without an english name (where the english name is usually an approximation/description rather than a 1/1 thing) I just become very intensely aware that I'm speaking a language I don't know anything about and if I don't say the name of the thing exactly right I could be saying something completely different
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 14, 2018, 10:19:54 am
portaxx.xyz is just a page that translates any language into dragon

(https://i.imgur.com/u3XkFjK.png)
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Post by: Wrought on May 14, 2018, 01:20:38 pm
Saw someone on twitter today referring to God of War as Soy of War. it's hard sometimes.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 14, 2018, 10:47:26 pm
Introverts aren’t real, it’s just depression
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 15, 2018, 06:30:56 am
Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm

Hate? Really, a ton of ska band puns is completely in line with the FPlus and puns can only improve your life.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 16, 2018, 01:42:50 pm
I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
Love2ShermanTank4Women, May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm
They can't even figure out who's on first
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 16, 2018, 01:52:34 pm
Oh apparently it's some white dress/blue dress bullshit except in audio. The best part is that it's neither.

EDIT: Kill me now.
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Post by: Spooks on May 17, 2018, 03:26:18 pm
Finches get stinches.
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 17, 2018, 07:52:15 pm
MR T ate my balls is due for a comeback
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2018, 05:44:05 am
despite not getting any of the symbolism because I'm from a different continent, i refuse to watch any explainers for a song where the guy says "This is America" over and over again
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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 11:49:05 am
I got a phone scam call a little while ago and was legit worried there was a lawsuit filed under my name somehow and then I remembered what world I live in
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 18, 2018, 04:16:36 pm
there's probably a whole bunch of people out there who think fiat currency is about as fake as the clitoral orgasm
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm
Tea is a kind of soup
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 18, 2018, 09:39:13 pm
I'm going to Tacofest tomorrow! (https://sdtacofest.com/)
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Post by: jack chick on May 18, 2018, 09:50:02 pm
Tea is a kind of soup
chai tea latte, May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm

counterpoint: almost everything is a kind of tea.
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
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Post by: Wrought on May 18, 2018, 11:13:41 pm
I love it when people ask questions by asking you the question and then assuming what you're going to say (optional: correcting themselves if they got it wrong). Like

"Are you busy? You're busy? You're not busy. Okay! Great."

I know it's just a speech quirk some people have and it doesn't actually mean anything but it makes them sound so much more interested in what you're saying
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Post by: Shell Game on May 19, 2018, 03:44:18 am
InCELAND
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Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2018, 10:08:06 am
Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
Jackal Flapnasty, May 18, 2018, 10:50:26 pm
it's a shame they don't make mint hannukah gelt, that way it'd be a mint they make in a mint, ah fuck it the joke's dead
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Post by: Darkly on May 20, 2018, 08:14:23 pm
Thinking about 6ix9ine and reminiscing about when Soulja Boy was the worst thing that came from Internet music.
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Post by: Wrought on May 20, 2018, 10:05:58 pm
David Attenborough: The buffalo stands its ground. Weighing more than all of them combined, the lions will have to somehow topple the bull to be able to feed. However, just a swing of the neck could see the lions impaled by the bull's formidable horns. Truly, the water buffalo is the Dark Souls of prey.
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Post by: Spooks on May 21, 2018, 09:52:06 am
and then I'll go and spoil it all
by being something stupid like yandere.
Yandere.
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 21, 2018, 11:43:05 am
I'm so burned out that Atari just sued me for copyright infringement
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm
it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
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Post by: Shell Game on May 21, 2018, 05:40:28 pm
til tvtropes.org is the same as it always was (terrible)

finally a source of reliability in this turbulent world
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Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2018, 05:44:00 pm
it must be weird for old portal of evil types to have been wondering about how the internet's changing, and the strangeness of the early internet fading away, to see teens roasting new york times op eds
GirlKisser420, May 21, 2018, 05:36:21 pm

It sure is!
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 21, 2018, 10:13:04 pm
A Winchester-Tony Stark crossover where Iron Man is forever building onto Stark tower to appease the ghosts of people killed by his weapons
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Post by: Wrought on May 21, 2018, 11:16:12 pm
Accidentally clicked on the politics thread

Guess who's not gonna get to sleep like they're supposed to
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Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2018, 11:24:25 pm
[trap voice]
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
Underpants underpants underpants.
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Post by: A Meat on May 22, 2018, 01:56:16 pm
'A bird in hand is worth two in the bush' takes on a very different meaning when the bird is a cock
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Post by: Wrought on May 22, 2018, 09:04:58 pm
If Cargo isn't the sequel to Fargo, why is Martin Freeman in both of them?
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Post by: Spooks on May 23, 2018, 08:59:27 am
The URL SiriusBlacked.com is available for sale.
Spooks, July 27, 2017, 03:59:04 pm

The URL infurwars.com is available for sale.
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on May 23, 2018, 11:48:32 am
If Cargo isn't the sequel to Fargo, why is Martin Freeman in both of them?
Wrought, May 22, 2018, 09:04:58 pm

You really need to see Dargo and Eargo to get the context.
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Post by: A Meat on May 23, 2018, 11:53:37 am
f(x)=x is short for "x"bert
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2018, 08:52:35 pm
getting 3 years dungeon for posting jpgs in the internet.txt thread
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 23, 2018, 08:58:47 pm
being sent to the oubliette with naught but a lantern and a small, crude dagger for posting a link to the cursed images thread
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 23, 2018, 09:14:16 pm
I have a hard time getting to sleep because I bring my cell phone to bed. So I use it to watch ASMR videos to get tired. This is called progress. I am a bad person.
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Post by: Wrought on May 23, 2018, 09:37:15 pm
Executed by firing squad for not thinking in the thought of the day thread
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 23, 2018, 09:41:27 pm
Brought before the Hague for posting industrial doomgaze in the metal thread
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Post by: Shell Game on May 23, 2018, 09:44:42 pm
Brought before the Hague for posting industrial doomgaze in the metal thread
AgentCoop, May 23, 2018, 09:41:27 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A5UhuHxY1xI/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 23, 2018, 10:08:07 pm
being sent to the oubliette with naught but a lantern and a small, crude dagger for posting a link to the cursed images thread
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 23, 2018, 08:58:47 pm

I think there's been a misunderstanding, you must have clicked on the Cursed Mages thread
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 24, 2018, 12:38:18 am
move aside, America's Sweetheart! Catch America's MILF weekdays at 9 on FOX.
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Post by: Mique on May 24, 2018, 03:38:16 am
Worfhammer 40k.

It's like Warhammer, but everything is Worf.
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Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
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Post by: Wrought on May 24, 2018, 08:23:37 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm
Wasn't this question in the newest episode?
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Post by: Cheapskate on May 24, 2018, 11:51:30 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm

Tail sleeves. Alternately, everyone wears a skirt.
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Post by: Lemon on May 25, 2018, 09:20:25 am
Intellectual dark weeaboo
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Post by: Vinny Possum on May 25, 2018, 01:42:37 pm
If humans had evolved with tails, how would pants and underwear work?
Can I turn Sherman into Tank?, May 24, 2018, 05:58:04 pm

Tail sleeves. Alternately, everyone wears a skirt.
Cheapskate, May 24, 2018, 11:51:30 pm

Everywhere is Scotland now
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 25, 2018, 06:59:27 pm
i currently subscribe to the "no gunman" theory, which posits that jfk's head just did that on it's own
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Post by: Lemon on May 25, 2018, 07:30:05 pm
i currently subscribe to the "no gunman" theory, which posits that jfk's head just did that on it's own
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 25, 2018, 06:59:27 pm

(https://media.giphy.com/media/qC7EWEKcTN3Fu/giphy.gif)
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 26, 2018, 02:25:38 am
its bullshit heist movies are so rare nowadays. Not even a Heat remake
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Post by: Darkly on May 26, 2018, 06:24:32 am
The phantom of the opera posting his opera scripts on incels.me
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Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on May 26, 2018, 08:44:15 am
Can't wait for the class action lawsuit against David Cage because players fists keep turning into large hams while playing Detroit: Become Human
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Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 27, 2018, 10:49:41 am
There should be a version of Godwin's law, but, like, instead of it being "how long does it take this online argument for someone to call someone hitler" it's "how long does it take this discussion about video games for someone to mention dark souls."
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Post by: Spooks on May 27, 2018, 03:43:57 pm
Detroit: Become Humon
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Post by: Mique on May 27, 2018, 11:10:04 pm
Flannel Fantasy XV
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Post by: A Meat on May 28, 2018, 12:20:36 am
I've been trying to think of what Michel Ancel would have done with the Detroit: Become Human concept, even if I�