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Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lemon on August 13, 2016, 01:13:48 pm
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Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Yavuz on August 13, 2016, 02:59:29 pm
The guy talking about "repen on no 303" could've been talking about the fact that he probably doesn't have a Lee-Enfield rifle. (You're welcome, Isfahan.)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Bodark on August 13, 2016, 03:10:31 pm
I can't believe I made it all the way through this fucking episode. I wanted to stab myself in the eardrums the whole time.

Congrats on finding a way to make Bunnybread's voice not sexy.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Cheapskate on August 13, 2016, 03:28:12 pm
“Niggies” is the worst brand of diapers.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Yavuz on August 13, 2016, 03:29:20 pm
I should add that the part I hated most was the obviously lily-white people (particularly that one nerdcore guy) denigrating frequent elements of the genre. And I'm not even a big rap fan (I don't hate it, I've just never really listened to it). It just made me cringe so goddamn hard to hear these people trying to steal the style while shitting on the people who made it.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on August 13, 2016, 03:39:02 pm
I thought that "Ninja" was the worst way that white rappers tried to get away with not-actually-saying the N-word.

I was wrong.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank on August 13, 2016, 03:59:30 pm
I've just got to the part with the oil spill rap. Jesus Christ.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Thursley on August 13, 2016, 04:08:41 pm
Whoa, it's super exciting to have one of your docs read on the podcast! Woooooooo!
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: montrith on August 13, 2016, 05:03:32 pm
Yay! These beats suck, and yet everyone is still a better rapper than I am!
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Jack Sensation on August 13, 2016, 09:55:59 pm
can't believe lanky kong gave us the director's cut of the dk rap
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: zmonbobbo on August 13, 2016, 10:27:53 pm
The first F Plus Sings episode is my favorite ever.  Haven't even gotten to listen to this one yet, but I'm hyped.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Adam Bozarth on August 14, 2016, 01:55:42 am
This one had quite a few actually good lines buried amongst the rest of the crap. "I am made of drugs" and "I lost my mind eight times" sound like lines in songs I would love.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: eldritchhat on August 14, 2016, 09:17:48 am
BABY YOU'RE A FIIIRREWOOORRK
COME AND SHOW THEM WHAAAAT YOU'RE WORTH
I CAN'T MAKE 'EM GO O-O-OOOOOOO
BUT I CAN PLAY A GREAT GAME OF MAAAARRRIOOOOOO
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Spooks on August 14, 2016, 09:40:15 am
Time for the remixes!!!

Lemon - C.R.A.P. Music (https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B99zv5BwkRp7UWtwU3hNVXRXN1k/view?usp=sharing), the definite - and only - F Plus/Killer Mike mashup I'm aware of.

While I was at this, I also remixed the Kumquatxop yeah megamix, so to a couple of you, feel free to thank me for your new ringtone: Blood and Semen (Ridiculist's Anthem) (https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B99zv5BwkRp7OVdOXzU3WnkxREE/view?usp=sharing).
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: AgentCoop on August 14, 2016, 09:44:44 am
Time for the remixes!!!

Lemon - C.R.A.P. Music (https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B99zv5BwkRp7UWtwU3hNVXRXN1k/view?usp=sharing), the definite - and only - F Plus/Killer Mike mashup I'm aware of.
Spooks, August 14, 2016, 09:40:15 am
I leave you with four words: I'm glad Lemon read (some of the content for these mashups)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Jack Sensation on August 14, 2016, 10:22:54 am
I leave you with four words: I'm glad Lemon read (some of the content for these mashup)
AgentCoop, August 14, 2016, 09:44:44 am

I'm never going to be able to hear the end of that song and not imagine he's being gangstalked now that this association is in my brain.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: LINDA on August 14, 2016, 01:48:14 pm
Now I will never be able to hear Kashmir without thinking about this episode, thanks Lemon
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on August 14, 2016, 02:58:11 pm
One of the earliest F Plus episodes focused on conservatives whining about Latinx immigrants. Second to that, this episode had more racists than any other. Listening to the ridiculuists maneuver around slurs was oddly entertaining.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Zekka on August 14, 2016, 05:32:10 pm
this is not good music, sorry (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7567446/Temp/WIP/CougarOnTheRoof.mp3)

(also this isn't a permanent link FYI, so if anyone feels like rehosting it feel free -- otherwise maybe later I'll put it on clyp)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Bunnybread on August 15, 2016, 12:45:47 pm
I disagree on both counts.  First, I think it is good.  Second, I don't think it is music.

I give it 3 out of 4 Squarepushers with an Odd Future to grow on.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Zekka on August 15, 2016, 02:19:27 pm
the rap battle (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7567446/Temp/WIP/FPlusRapBattlePitchedUp.mp3)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Ambious on August 15, 2016, 02:22:00 pm
This is all amazaballs
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 15, 2016, 08:23:51 pm
Fuck nerdcore
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 15, 2016, 11:24:21 pm
S-s-s-sussudio.

EDIT: change my name everywhere on the Interwebbernets to MC ALLCAPS thanks.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Zekka on August 16, 2016, 11:22:31 am
new arrangement of kill a rainbow (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7567446/Temp/WIP/KillARainbow.mp3)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lemon on August 16, 2016, 01:14:40 pm
new arrangement of kill a rainbow (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7567446/Temp/WIP/KillARainbow.mp3)
Zekka, August 16, 2016, 11:22:31 am

This is like what would happen if Steve Albini was a Robotussin addict.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: AgentCoop on August 16, 2016, 01:35:42 pm
new arrangement of kill a rainbow (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7567446/Temp/WIP/KillARainbow.mp3)
Zekka, August 16, 2016, 11:22:31 am

This is like what would happen if Steve Albini was a Robotussin addict.
Lemon, August 16, 2016, 01:14:40 pm
wow, sold
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 16, 2016, 10:40:32 pm
I have no idea what I'm doing. (https://soundcloud.com/sirslarty/peppers-jalapeno-no-salt-f-j-w-friedman)

Other than much vodka was involved.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 17, 2016, 08:17:55 pm
Enjoy. (https://soundcloud.com/sirslarty/thirteen-year-old-toast)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Yavuz on August 17, 2016, 09:46:26 pm
I have no idea what I'm doing. (https://soundcloud.com/sirslarty/peppers-jalapeno-no-salt-f-j-w-friedman)

Other than much vodka was involved.
sirslarty, August 16, 2016, 10:40:32 pm

That was actually okay. (Disclaimer: I know absolutely nothing about rap.)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 17, 2016, 09:53:35 pm
Nothing special; just thought Bunnybread would sound good with Die Antwoord.

Bunnybread - Air In My Lungs (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundcloud.com/lady-frenzy/air-in-my-lungs-lady-frenzy-mix)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 17, 2016, 10:01:49 pm
I'm glad to have witnessed the genesis of Bunnybread's rap stardom.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 18, 2016, 12:14:02 am
This one was a no-brainer.

J W Friedman - My Story (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundcloud.com/lady-frenzy/my-story-lady-frenzy-mix)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 18, 2016, 04:51:31 am
Sorry M.I.A.. Sorry. Sorry.

John Toast - Paper Nerdcore (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundcloud.com/lady-frenzy/paper-nerdcore-lady-frenzy-mix)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lemon on August 18, 2016, 09:43:05 am
I'm so fucking happy right now.

I put together a quick Soundcloud playlist with all the remixes so far (https://soundcloud.com/thefplus/sets/ugh-f-plus-remixes). Please let me know if I'm missing anything.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: boooo566 on August 18, 2016, 10:13:44 am
Sorry M.I.A.. Sorry. Sorry.

John Toast - Paper Nerdcore (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundbutt.com/lady-frenzy/paper-nerdcore-lady-frenzy-mix)
Lady Frenzy, August 18, 2016, 04:51:31 am

Holy shit.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Zekka on August 18, 2016, 12:41:00 pm
I'm so fucking happy right now.

I put together a quick Soundcloud playlist with all the remixes so far (https://soundcloud.com/thefplus/sets/ugh-f-plus-remixes). Please let me know if I'm missing anything.
Lemon, August 18, 2016, 09:43:05 am

you missed the one I haven't finished yet, but that's OK because as of now it's just a trance bassline plus like four bars of "Conservative Politician" with tons of warbling and record scratching
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 18, 2016, 01:58:29 pm
So what'cha-what'cha-what'cha want? Hopefully not this.

Lemon - Dawn Rook Rap (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundcloud.com/lady-frenzy/lemon-dawn-rook-rap)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 18, 2016, 07:18:38 pm
Sorry M.I.A.. Sorry. Sorry.

John Toast - Paper Nerdcore (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundbutt.com/lady-frenzy/paper-nerdcore-lady-frenzy-mix)
Lady Frenzy, August 18, 2016, 04:51:31 am

Holy shit.
moooo566, August 18, 2016, 10:13:44 am

Sweet Jesus.

Also, why does the quoted post link to SoundButt.com?
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on August 18, 2016, 08:57:19 pm
Sorry M.I.A.. Sorry. Sorry.

John Toast - Paper Nerdcore (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundbutt.com/lady-frenzy/paper-nerdcore-lady-frenzy-mix)
Lady Frenzy, August 18, 2016, 04:51:31 am

Holy shit.
moooo566, August 18, 2016, 10:13:44 am

Sweet Jesus.

Also, why does the quoted post link to SoundButt.com?
sirslarty, August 18, 2016, 07:18:38 pm

I think Lady Frenzy has this (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en) handy little Chrome plugin installed...
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 19, 2016, 12:29:22 am
Time to mash two things that I like together and see what happens. (https://soundcloud.com/sirslarty/bad-rapple)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: boooo566 on August 19, 2016, 04:18:14 am
Sorry M.I.A.. Sorry. Sorry.

John Toast - Paper Nerdcore (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundbutt.com/lady-frenzy/paper-nerdcore-lady-frenzy-mix)
Lady Frenzy, August 18, 2016, 04:51:31 am

Holy shit.
moooo566, August 18, 2016, 10:13:44 am

Sweet Jesus.

Also, why does the quoted post link to SoundButt.com?
sirslarty, August 18, 2016, 07:18:38 pm

I think Lady Frenzy has this (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/butt-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en) handy little Chrome plugin installed...
Nikaer Drekin, August 18, 2016, 08:57:19 pm

That's me. I have a lot of awful word filters, I'm afraid.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Spooks on August 19, 2016, 04:54:42 pm
I'm so fucking happy right now.

I put together a quick Soundcloud playlist with all the remixes so far (https://soundcloud.com/thefplus/sets/ugh-f-plus-remixes). Please let me know if I'm missing anything.
Lemon, August 18, 2016, 09:43:05 am

Great, I've put my track (https://soundcloud.com/spooks-mcdoofus/crap-music) on there for more (?) exposure. Speaking of, it's time for a new remix, this one's oldschool.

J.W. Friedman - My Children's Story (https://soundcloud.com/spooks-mcdoofus/jw-friedman-my-childrens-story)


Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: SirSlarty on August 23, 2016, 09:02:15 pm
I had no idea what else to title the track. (http://soundcloud.com/sirslarty/the-infowars-logo-looks-like-the-remax-logo)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 26, 2016, 04:30:37 am
I still want to do a mix for Boots, but "I've lost my mind eight times" was too catchy to ignore. Bunnybread is red hot in this track.

Bunnybread - Lost Mind (Lady Frenzy mix) (https://soundcloud.com/lady-frenzy/lost-mind-lady-frenzy-mix)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lemon on August 26, 2016, 10:13:40 am
That worked surprisingly well.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Geremy Tibbles on August 29, 2016, 06:45:30 pm
Lot of wrestling references coming out of JW this episode, seemingly under everyone's radar.

Man, I love seeing this podcast get updates and simultaneously dread the idea that anyone around me could hear the shit coming out of my earbuds while at work.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Frank West on September 11, 2016, 08:26:24 pm
F Plus Goofers:

At 38:50, you can hear Boots try to sing the beat to Rock Lobster, but he ends up singing a part of Beach Blast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHO8XtQZLFc) instead, and then stops himself with a disappointed sigh when he realizes what he's done.

I'm glad all my micspam is still in the back of your head.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 11, 2016, 08:32:34 pm
That's precisely what happened.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Lemon on October 23, 2017, 12:50:55 pm
There's a Miami rapper by the name of Stitches who I think might have been in this episode.

(http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-383350.jpg)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Down10 on October 23, 2017, 01:22:25 pm
There's a Miami rapper by the name of Stitches who I think might have been in this episode.

(https://16762-presscdn-0-89-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-05-at-3-53-48-pm-1.png)(https://i.imgur.com/IW40F8l.jpg)(http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-383350.jpg)
Lemon, October 23, 2017, 12:50:55 pm
Parents: Hug your kids.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: LancashireMcGee on October 23, 2017, 07:06:18 pm
There's a Miami rapper by the name of Stitches who I think might have been in this episode.

(https://16762-presscdn-0-89-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/screen-shot-2015-12-05-at-3-53-48-pm-1.png)(https://i.imgur.com/IW40F8l.jpg)(http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-383350.jpg)
Lemon, October 23, 2017, 12:50:55 pm
Parents: Hug your kids.
Down10, October 23, 2017, 01:22:25 pm

I knew I'd seen that face before!

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/825007807032414213 (https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/825007807032414213)
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on November 12, 2018, 02:25:36 am
Just realized that "i ant repen on no 303" is probably a misremembered reference to Detroit's 313 area code in 8 Mile.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Bunnybread on November 16, 2018, 03:02:34 pm
Or maybe just a fan of Acid House and synths?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_TB-303 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_TB-303)

Probably the Detroit thing but sometimes idiots know how music is made, too.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on November 16, 2018, 03:35:54 pm
I know what a 303 is, and it's even mentioned in the episode.  But one would be "repen" an area code, not an instrument, and the idea of the instrument makes even less sense in context:

here i am im a nerd who cares...didnt choose the thug life and it didnt choose me
i ant repen on no 303 im sitting down playing  on my ps3 hopin to live life to fulfil my dreams
i dont got streetg cred but ill beat you dead at mtg

MisterMonstur is contrasting his nerdy lifestyle with the expected trappings of "the thug life" and "streetg cred".  If we understand "303" as an intended reference to Detroit, his statement is that he is no hardscrabble B-Rabbit, merely a PS3 gamer who happens to rap.  If "303" is a reference to the bass synthesizer, either he is inserting an unrelated detail about music production into an otherwise thematically straightforward set of bars, or he is saying as obliquely as he can that he can keep time without a beat, even though the surrounding diction is numbingly direct (and still thematically unrelated).  The issue is not whether MisterMonstur is knowledgeable enough or not to rap about Roland gear; he simply has little reason to do so and less to do it in this way.
Title: 224: UGH! F Plus Raps
Post by: boooo566 on November 17, 2018, 03:49:13 pm
Maybe he views it as both. Many talented writers such as himself include layers in their works that have extra meaning for those with the time and understanding necessary to recognise them.