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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: bubbleuj on October 18, 2016, 10:23:28 pm

Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on October 18, 2016, 10:23:28 pm
Hello this is the drunk thread.

The "oh fuck that was my stop dammit" thread.

Share your drunk thoughts about things because they will never not be funny to you the next day.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on October 18, 2016, 10:37:06 pm
I will begin because fuck it.

Stars are fuckin' cool. Like ahh so far away but so shiny and pretty.

Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 19, 2016, 05:57:07 am
Haha! My head feels like a giant weeble wobble on a merry-go-round even when I'm just sitting down. Weeeeee!
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Post by: bubbleuj on October 31, 2016, 11:54:43 pm
I gave my friend my shawarma and she lost it.

I'm so sad.
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Post by: Captain Capacitor on November 01, 2016, 02:10:38 am
I finally remembered my ballpit login.

I am bemused.
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Post by: chai tea latte on November 01, 2016, 08:13:28 am
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: cashmir sweaters on January 04, 2017, 03:02:20 am
I'm only tipsy I swear starting a second job so yaymoney but booo work anyway I'm now out of cheap vodka
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Post by: Eider Duck on April 01, 2017, 05:36:59 pm
That will be the first and last time I start drinking at 7am. I chose a terrible/amazing time to joing the charity stream
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 04, 2017, 04:45:32 pm
Our building manager hosted and EXTREMELY tone deaf Cinco de Mayo party (complete with serapes and sombreros), and let me tell you. Eating pretty light, having a bariatric stomach, and drinking two solo cups worth of pre-mixed margarita mix is just a recipe for being drunk as all hell. I am now sitting drunk at my desk, browsing Ballp.it and I'm going to miss my movie because I'm too drunk. Don't worry, the bariatric stomach means I'll feel my shame just as quickly as me getting drunk.

I love you ballp.it, even if it's a little uncomfortable how too involved I am sometimes for a comedy podcast website forum. You are all cool people.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 07, 2017, 02:11:44 am
Fuck me. I've been drinking and posting too much. I LOVE THE F-PLUS. even though i just learned about it within the last two months.

This community seems pretty solid too. Like... Not really that serious, but still involved and entertaining. Ballp.it is great.

No joke. My roommate and I have been connoisseurs of terrible internet things since we first met, and having something like this just makes it all more fun. Thanks guys.
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Post by: Malten on May 24, 2017, 09:06:04 pm
Not drunk, but not sober. I shouldn't have tried to explain smoking fetishists to my parents when they took me out to dinner.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 24, 2017, 09:17:53 pm
Not drunk, but not sober. I shouldn't have tried to explain smoking fetishists to my parents when they took me out to dinner.
Malten, May 24, 2017, 09:06:04 pm

That's what being half in the bag does, it loosens up the FPlus Library of Knowledge - the library you would normally keep under lock and key until your death.
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Post by: beelzeboob on May 31, 2017, 11:09:40 pm
Celery is just bad water gone stiff and it's useless and awful. Who invented this. Terrible.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 01, 2017, 09:25:39 pm
I spent two hours getting tipsy with a friend, now back at work to finish a mural before tomorrow morning.

I'm never leaving work.

I make good decisions.
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Post by: AgentCoop on June 01, 2017, 09:31:54 pm
I'm in the grips of that domestic lager y'all might fuck around and listen to the entire giles corey s/t
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Ambious on July 21, 2017, 05:28:00 pm
Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.
(https://imgur.com/odNqbwR.jpg)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on July 21, 2017, 05:32:29 pm
Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.
(https://imgur.com/odNqbwR.jpg)
Ambious, July 21, 2017, 05:28:00 pm
fwiw you seem like a great person on here
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Ambious on July 21, 2017, 07:09:44 pm
Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.
(https://imgur.com/odNqbwR.jpg)
Ambious, July 21, 2017, 05:28:00 pm
fwiw you seem like a great person on here
AgentCoop, July 21, 2017, 05:32:29 pm

Thanks
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Post by: bubbleuj on July 23, 2017, 11:56:01 pm
Man, life is wierd.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on August 16, 2017, 11:45:09 pm
Only when drunk does a $10 pint of ice cream seem like a good idea

They labeled it with comic sans
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Post by: Shell Game on August 17, 2017, 12:47:14 am
i'm work night drunk. great. hey. you guys. i'm going to meet some of you. that makes me pretty happy.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mique on September 15, 2017, 10:27:02 pm
Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 16, 2017, 01:33:13 am
Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.
Mique, September 15, 2017, 10:27:02 pm

Congratulations, you've discovered Romulan ale
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Eider Duck on September 16, 2017, 03:56:46 am
Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.
Mique, September 15, 2017, 10:27:02 pm

As long as it's not WKD Blue you're fine
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on September 21, 2017, 09:51:11 pm
Why whiskey mean sweating
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Ambious on September 23, 2017, 05:52:07 pm
I'm in love and it's the fucking worst.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on September 23, 2017, 08:50:25 pm
hefeweizen is primo yo we sippin heffies tonight crew
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 02, 2017, 04:20:52 pm
I'm drinking Sierra Nevada's Narwhal Imperial Stout.

It's 10.2% of amazing.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: GirlKisser420 on October 04, 2017, 05:01:10 am
Beez Neez Honey Wheat Beer is pretty dang nice, has a honey taste without the sweetness and goes down easy.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on October 07, 2017, 06:12:44 pm
Can we give a shout out to long island iced teas? Getting you drunk fast, making weddings possible.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 13, 2017, 06:15:10 pm
"Also in 1989, the brewing process for a batch of Steam was interrupted during the Loma Prieta earthquake. The resulting (altered) brew was released as normal Anchor Steam, but with an inverted label; this beer has come to be referred to as Earthquake Beer."

God I love Anchor Brewing.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on October 20, 2017, 10:43:38 pm
I love my boyfriend even when he's far away we get to hang out and drink together I'm so fucking lucky and in love!!! Wow!!!!!!!!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on October 20, 2017, 10:54:52 pm
Doubple posting to say that we typically long-distance drink together by listening to F Plus episodes and yelling about how bad stuff is. It's really nice and I'm so so grateful to every single ridiculist ever for giving me a method of chilling out on a couch with my loved one even when we are far apart :) !!!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: jack chick on October 20, 2017, 11:16:00 pm
Doubple posting to say that we typically long-distance drink together by listening to F Plus episodes and yelling about how bad stuff is. It's really nice and I'm so so grateful to every single ridiculist ever for giving me a method of chilling out on a couch with my loved one even when we are far apart :) !!!
beelzeboob, October 20, 2017, 10:54:52 pm

:)
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Post by: MilfParade on October 20, 2017, 11:32:36 pm
I'm drunk and i appreciate you all. Normally i hate everything about the world, but you guys seem rad.
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Post by: Turtle on October 28, 2017, 05:05:51 pm
Drunk and pretending to give a shit about football is no way to live, but it's somehow where I find myself. Good luck to everyone who's drunk and not pretending to give a shit about football.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on October 29, 2017, 03:44:01 pm
I've decided being drunk, having blue hair, and wearing these Malificent horns is my aesthetic for the rest of the year.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on October 29, 2017, 08:58:50 pm
Larceny bourbon isn't my favorite, but it's what I have a bottle of, so here we go.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on November 02, 2017, 12:57:03 am
My best friend is water. Whisky is my anti best friends
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on November 04, 2017, 12:16:25 am
I've been an F+ fan for like 2 years and my $10 for Ballpit was overdue. I registered months ago but since this is the drunk thread I';ll admit I was intimidated about posting.

"What if they don't like me?" -- Me back in August when I registered. Current me just wonders if anybody else is doing anything more worthwhile on a Friday night.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 04, 2017, 01:05:25 am
you can pretty much say anything you want really, everyone's so inoculated to bad internet that nothing registers as bad

also everyone under the age of 30 here has anxiety issues, that sort of thing is pretty normal
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on November 11, 2017, 11:29:54 pm
Hanging out with a friend, watching Sailor Moon. I never watched it when I was younger because I didn't want to be known as That Girl and be one of the Cool Girls.

There are cool things about getting older
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on November 30, 2017, 06:32:29 pm
It's very vexing that our drunk selves are more confident than our sober selves I mean what the hell

Also I'm sorry if I ruin ballp.it for people or weird people out I don't mean to you're all very cool people I'd like to chill with stuff but I'm actually kinda boring and it's all very disappointing thinking about it and go me made another double post in time goodnight
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on November 30, 2017, 07:01:45 pm
Also I'm sorry if I ruin ballp.it for people or weird people out I don't mean to you're all very cool people I'd like to chill with stuff but I'm actually kinda boring and it's all very disappointing thinking about it and go me made another double post in time goodnight
Sanguinary Novel, November 30, 2017, 06:32:29 pm
Nah you kick ass
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on December 05, 2017, 09:01:03 pm
Somehow my brain completely destroyed the knowledge that "I Believe I Can Fly" was from Space Jam.  I've lived 20 years in virtual ignorance and now I feel like I've woken up in a completely different world.  I mean, there was a point in my life where I knew that, and then a long period where I didn't.  WHAT ELSE ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME, BRAIN?
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Post by: bubbleuj on December 15, 2017, 03:12:51 pm
Snow
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Post by: boooo566 on December 15, 2017, 03:13:51 pm
I don't know who told Stuart I have a six pack but I need to punch them despite my negative muscle mass.

Autocorrect is a god among men for making any of this garbage coherent tyvm

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Post by: bubbleuj on December 15, 2017, 03:20:28 pm
I don't know who told Stuart I have a six pack but I need to punch them despite my negative muscle mass.

Autocorrect is a god among men for making any of this garbage coherent tyvm
moooo566, December 15, 2017, 03:13:51 pm

If it makes you feel better I made a new thread with a grammatical error in the title.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on December 15, 2017, 04:06:24 pm
I don't know who told Stuart I have a six pack but I need to punch them despite my negative muscle mass.

Autocorrect is a god among men for making any of this garbage coherent tyvm
moooo566, December 15, 2017, 03:13:51 pm

If it makes you feel better I made a new thread with a grammatical error in the title.
bubbleuj, December 15, 2017, 03:20:28 pm

It's the best thread here thanks
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: skeletons! on December 15, 2017, 04:11:25 pm
I CAN post in the deunk thread. I can
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Post by: Spenny on December 16, 2017, 02:01:31 am
I'm drunk and I don't have anything to say! I'll attach a picture from my hard drive instead.
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on December 21, 2017, 03:36:42 am
its becoming morre difficult to stay in my chair. the floor is calling me i musxt meet my destiny.

I am a floor human now
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 21, 2017, 12:46:34 pm
I shouldn't drink at work, as what little filter I do have is just fucking obliterated.

We finished of the bottles of eggnog leftover from the Monday holiday party
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 07, 2018, 01:51:21 am
usually when i'm drunk i'm a sad drunk, but right now i'm happy drunk and it's cooool sailin. i'm gonna go bulb some posts
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Post by: LaserSeusan on January 07, 2018, 01:59:59 am
usually when i'm drunk i'm a sad drunk, but right now i'm happy drunk and it's cooool sailin. i'm gonna go bulb some posts
I Hated That Joke, January 07, 2018, 01:51:21 am

You may want to change your username back before you do so
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Post by: boooo566 on January 11, 2018, 02:10:37 pm
i really love ferris buellers day off
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 12, 2018, 07:37:28 pm
I'm full of chicken and gin and more gin and I love you assholes a lot and you're all doing great for the crap cards you were given and next fplus live when I'm hiding in a corner please say hi I'm incompetent at mingling
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on January 18, 2018, 12:30:20 am
hey A) sanguinary novel ur really coola nd i hope you dont hide in a corner cause i like u and admire u a whole lot!!! youre rad as hell!!!!!!!!!

B) i love my boyfriend a whole lot and i love him and i want him to do okay at his new job tomorrow and i want to hold his hand and stuff and be SCHMOOPY cause i really like him. i hope he comes over again soon and we can cuddle and watch bad tv
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 20, 2018, 06:08:12 pm
Did you know that mead is 12% alcohol?  I'm sure my DM super appreciates that discovery.

Mead is fucking excellent by the way
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Post by: Ambious on January 21, 2018, 03:58:39 pm
So I got out of the defense for a project I've been working on 25/7 for two.5 weeks now and it went great so me ant the team went to get wicked drunk and I haven't been this drunk since F+ live 6 so I have this to say:
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Post by: boooo566 on January 26, 2018, 02:03:17 pm
<3
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Post by: subculture on February 03, 2018, 10:14:13 pm
Beer and sour gummy worms were a baaaad combination.
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Post by: Carbon on February 07, 2018, 11:25:18 pm
Trying a Hopslam ale for the first time. Bell's sure does like high alcohol content beers it seems
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on February 09, 2018, 03:27:02 pm
Help
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Post by: boooo566 on February 09, 2018, 04:52:29 pm
People shit  all over wonderwall  but oasis lights up a room of drunk people like nothing else.

I'm a big fan of that one fuck  with a guitar

Edit njmero uno thank fuck my colleagues keep buyingbwhite wine it's not going to fuck up my clothes so bad now I keep spilling it

Three: existence is pain
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Post by: Sherman Tankoid on February 09, 2018, 05:30:05 pm
I love you, tequila.
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 10, 2018, 02:55:48 am
 i lvoe the whiole world and being part of it

eta: i wish i knew how to make people i love love themselves too. its waaaaaaaaaay harder than it should be to hold up that magic mirror that lets them see themselves as wonderful people like how i see them
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on February 10, 2018, 07:00:20 am
FELL IN LOVE WITH AGIRL FELLIN LOVEONCEAMND ALMOST COMPLETELY

HAHAHAHAHAHACHIASCHI
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on February 10, 2018, 07:01:24 am
SHES INLOVE WITH THE WOTRLDBUTSOMETIMESTHESEFELLINGSCAMBESOMISLEADINH



her mame is!$@#%^ and she has blue eyes
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Post by: skeletons! on February 10, 2018, 12:05:29 pm
SHES INLOVE WITH THE WOTRLDBUTSOMETIMESTHESEFELLINGSCAMBESOMISLEADINH



her mame is!$@#%^ and she has blue eyes
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, February 10, 2018, 07:01:24 am
lmao I think we need an even higher grade of drunk thread for posts like this
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 12:57:45 pm
I thought at this level of drunkenness you couldn't operate a phone, but bravo Turbo
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 08:20:25 pm
I'M FINALLY DRUNK ENOUGH TO TOLERATE THIS GAME FUCK YES

Edit: mixing a third double gin and tonic might have been a bad idea
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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on February 10, 2018, 08:44:03 pm
SHES INLOVE WITH THE WOTRLDBUTSOMETIMESTHESEFELLINGSCAMBESOMISLEADINH



her mame is!$@#%^ and she has blue eyes
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, February 10, 2018, 07:01:24 am
I really need to put a breathalyzer on all of my electronics.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 09:06:02 pm
Six shots of gin means Sanguinary novel enters the honesty zone soiooioo that's a problem
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on February 10, 2018, 09:23:18 pm
Kinda wish someone was around who owned the jackbox games.  This is my last night off before a couple of busy work weeks, I'm drinking and my family is all asleep and my local drinking buddy is out of town.  Sounds like some of you fuckers are ready to entertain me, if only such a thing were possible.
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Post by: Silent Liver Disease on February 10, 2018, 09:24:18 pm
Tell us your secrets.
(I've had one $6 beer so far, am I qualified to post here?)
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 09:37:50 pm
Kinda wish someone was around who owned the jackbox games.  This is my last night off before a couple of busy work weeks, I'm drinking and my family is all asleep and my local drinking buddy is out of town.  Sounds like some of you fuckers are ready to entertain me, if only such a thing were possible.
Victor Laszlo, February 10, 2018, 09:23:18 pm

I'M SORRY VICTOR, I'M PLAYING A TERRIBLE BOARD GAME (which is why I'm drunk on the first place) SO I CANNOT PLAY DRAWFUL WITH YOU
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Post by: Neal on February 10, 2018, 09:56:21 pm
Kinda wish someone was around who owned the jackbox games.  This is my last night off before a couple of busy work weeks, I'm drinking and my family is all asleep and my local drinking buddy is out of town.  Sounds like some of you fuckers are ready to entertain me, if only such a thing were possible.
Victor Laszlo, February 10, 2018, 09:23:18 pm

I'M SORRY VICTOR, I'M PLAYING A TERRIBLE BOARD GAME (which is why I'm drunk on the first place) SO I CANNOT PLAY DRAWFUL WITH YOU
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 10, 2018, 09:37:50 pm

What board game you playing?

I just finished off a whole bottle of wine, so I qualify for the thread!

Sorry, Victor, I don't have Jackbox.
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Post by: AgentCoop on February 10, 2018, 09:59:55 pm
Oh yeah woohoo who wants to party
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 10:01:18 pm
We're playing Descent. Which on its face is okay, but I'm not great with competitive 1 vs team games, especially with a 1 player who is very good at games. Sorry, it's just not fun to lose all of the time.

Plus I have a hard time sitting for that long, which is why I'm drinking excessively
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 10:02:23 pm
What a great thread tonight
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Post by: Neal on February 10, 2018, 10:02:44 pm
We're playing Descent. Which on its face is okay, but I'm not great with competitive 1 vs team games, especially with a 1 player who is very good at games. Sorry, it's just not fun to lose all of the time.

Plus I have a hard time sitting for that long, which is why I'm drinking excessively
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 10, 2018, 10:01:18 pm

Blah. You have my sympathies. Descent is like all the worst, most boring parts of just playing a trad RPG with all the fun parts cut out because they're not "gamey" enough.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 10, 2018, 10:04:25 pm
We're playing Descent. Which on its face is okay, but I'm not great with competitive 1 vs team games, especially with a 1 player who is very good at games. Sorry, it's just not fun to lose all of the time.

Plus I have a hard time sitting for that long, which is why I'm drinking excessively
M/fuk'n Sanguinary INovel, February 10, 2018, 10:01:18 pm

Blah. You have my sympathies. Descent is like all the worst, most boring parts of just playing a trad RPG with all the fun parts cut out because they're not "gamey" enough.
Neal, February 10, 2018, 10:02:44 pm

My favorite part is the role playing part! The puzzles!  The combat is just zzzzz.

It doesn't help that my friend dumped a ton of money on it, so he's super insistent on playing it. He's a solid friend, so I'll play  it anyways. Sometimes you gotta do that for friends.
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Post by: Neal on February 10, 2018, 10:09:51 pm
Yeah, I have a friend who loves 18XX games, and I'm not a fan of trains or stocks, but I play them anyway, because fuckin' social contract.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 11, 2018, 12:04:29 am
Goodnight ballp.it, keep being the best bunch of weirdos <3
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 15, 2018, 01:22:51 am
I really really want to make a karaoke rabbit room and i know itd be really bad and not work well but fuck it i still want this so bad
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 15, 2018, 07:02:04 am
I'm gonna need a next day follow up on this, because I keep thinking about it. Is it a karaoke room that also doubles as a home for rabbits?
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 15, 2018, 08:14:36 am
You know what, that's so much better than what I had in mind. Let's go with your idea.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 15, 2018, 08:41:25 am
...oh myyy
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Post by: Mique on February 17, 2018, 01:34:02 am
New job means money means booze means I'm not drunk enough right now.
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Post by: Victor Laszlo on February 17, 2018, 01:49:50 am
I just drank for seven hours straight and i htnik i'd rathr die than feel te way i'm going to feel in the morning, but it was still fun
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Post by: Carbon on February 18, 2018, 04:27:03 am
I'm not drunk anymore but god tonight was the best and then the worst and I didn't even throw up
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Post by: bubbleuj on February 21, 2018, 10:43:07 pm
STOP TALKING ABOUT FORTNIGHT OH MY GODDD
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2018, 02:50:40 am
Beep beep beep whats that noise oh im backing up a big lot of love into this forum!! woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 23, 2018, 10:23:31 pm
Sorry I tried to delete all of my social media including ballp.it so I could keep the sadness contained but I like this place too much. I'm now sitting on my kitchen floor eating pizza and listening to the Magnus Archives podcast. It's been an awful day, and this is an okay end to it.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on February 23, 2018, 11:00:16 pm
im drunl
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: jack chick on February 23, 2018, 11:12:37 pm
Sorry I tried to delete all of my social media including ballp.it so I could keep the sadness contained but I like this place too much. I'm now sitting on my kitchen floor eating pizza and listening to the Magnus Archives podcast. It's been an awful day, and this is an okay end to it.
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 10:23:31 pm

please don't go. you are rad.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 23, 2018, 11:32:29 pm
Sorry I tried to delete all of my social media including ballp.it so I could keep the sadness contained but I like this place too much. I'm now sitting on my kitchen floor eating pizza and listening to the Magnus Archives podcast. It's been an awful day, and this is an okay end to it.
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 10:23:31 pm

please don't go. you are rad.
jack chick, February 23, 2018, 11:12:37 pm

Well I don't know how to handle that at all and I'm the drunkest I've ever been so thanks that is very nice to know and I do like you guys a lot because kind but wired people are hard to come by in like a good way and stuff and I think I've forgotten how punctuation works and I hope you aren't being sarcastic because I'm a huge emotional push over this weekend and I'm gonna throw my phone on the floor now so I can't make more posts like this sorry
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on February 23, 2018, 11:55:10 pm
Sorry I tried to delete all of my social media including ballp.it so I could keep the sadness contained but I like this place too much. I'm now sitting on my kitchen floor eating pizza and listening to the Magnus Archives podcast. It's been an awful day, and this is an okay end to it.
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 10:23:31 pm

please don't go. you are rad.
jack chick, February 23, 2018, 11:12:37 pm

Well I don't know how to handle that at all and I'm the drunkest I've ever been so thanks that is very nice to know and I do like you guys a lot because kind but wired people are hard to come by in like a good way and stuff and I think I've forgotten how punctuation works and I hope you aren't being sarcastic because I'm a huge emotional push over this weekend and I'm gonna throw my phone on the floor now so I can't make more posts like this sorry
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 11:32:29 pm
We like you yo!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 24, 2018, 12:06:54 am
Sorry I tried to delete all of my social media including ballp.it so I could keep the sadness contained but I like this place too much. I'm now sitting on my kitchen floor eating pizza and listening to the Magnus Archives podcast. It's been an awful day, and this is an okay end to it.
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 10:23:31 pm

please don't go. you are rad.
jack chick, February 23, 2018, 11:12:37 pm

Well I don't know how to handle that at all and I'm the drunkest I've ever been so thanks that is very nice to know and I do like you guys a lot because kind but wired people are hard to come by in like a good way and stuff and I think I've forgotten how punctuation works and I hope you aren't being sarcastic because I'm a huge emotional push over this weekend and I'm gonna throw my phone on the floor now so I can't make more posts like this sorry
Sangry Novel, February 23, 2018, 11:32:29 pm
We like you yo!
AgentCoop, February 23, 2018, 11:55:10 pm

That's very good thank you I'm serious when I say I've never been this drunk before thanks for humoring me you're all very lovely people and I really hope every one here gonna finds happiness because what is life really but a brief series of moments where we connect people. Holy crap I think my mouth just went numb does that happen? Tomorrow is gonna be regret day isn't it? I think is time to throw the phone away from me and drink some water I love you dudes an's other people even lemon goodnight everyone you the best <3
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Post by: Mique on February 24, 2018, 12:46:09 am
Is there even a delete button for ballpit accounts? I looked for one some time ago but couldn't find it.
The closest you could probably do is deleting all your posts manually, and with how many posts you have you'll be sober long before you're done with that.
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Post by: beelzeboob on February 24, 2018, 09:14:57 am
Aaaaa yeah no ditto those other folks, please don't delete. You're one of my top favorite people on this site if I'm candid. I'm sorry you're having such a hard time of it. If you need to talk I know you don't like """"know"""""""" me or whatever but I'm always down to listen. Take care of you.
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Post by: boooo566 on February 24, 2018, 11:19:20 am
Please don't go I need good posters to cancel me out.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Trav on March 10, 2018, 07:38:00 pm
I'm losing so much fucking weight my boxers are falling down while i wear pants fuuuuuck
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on March 10, 2018, 08:21:17 pm
I'm losing so much fucking weight my boxers are falling down while i wear pants fuuuuuck
Trav, March 10, 2018, 07:38:00 pm
guess you'll have to buy a boxer belt
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on March 12, 2018, 12:35:35 am
DOUBLE POST DON'T CARE

my friend and i watched more horrible Secret Life of the American Teenager, while making sure each other's sake glass didn't empty because HOW ELSE WOULD WE DO IT? so i'm drunk now and i have things to say. *hiccup*

HEY. i know i think a lot of you are cool. but tonight i wanna highlight a couple people.

MIX. YOU ARE ACTUALLY GREAT YOU KNOW? you're hilarious and insightful and the things you turn up always turn heads. YOU GO. Like seriously, I really like you and I hope you stick around.

TRAV. I'm like. fucking jealous of you. you're so cool. I know your situation is like. Mega unideal. But you're fucking cool. You're funny, creative, and talented. Seriously. I wish I had your confidence in approaching things, and I hope you have all the luck in the world moving forward.

I probably had more, but I'll stop for now, because even drunk me is starting to realize THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

Won't stop me from hitting post though!

ETA: SHERMAN! I love your accent or whatever. The way you talk is appealing. Editing you is always fun. :P
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 12, 2018, 07:51:02 am
These are the best kind of drunk posts <3
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Post by: boooo566 on March 16, 2018, 03:01:08 pm
Hiiiiiiiiiii
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on March 16, 2018, 03:43:44 pm
Did a faux pas pleas ehelp an
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on March 16, 2018, 03:44:03 pm
Did a faux pas pleas ehelp
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on March 17, 2018, 06:43:10 pm
I have green beer
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 17, 2018, 06:52:35 pm
I've been heavily drinking during this D&D night so I'll see you dudes again throughout the night :3
,
D&D has a lot of pauses, so I'll see you guys a few times and I'll just edit this post.

Edit 1 :  Drunk D&D is great because I just turned into a sexy hot elf man with my mask of many disguises and tried to lure two sexy elf ladies away from our cleric. Why yes I did open with "Hello laaaaaadies C;"

Edit 2: holy shit super out already, and it's only 9pm. I've only one more double g&t left so I should say you're all great, including Mique, who I kinda hurt in my last emotional rampage. You built a bed man, and even if it was for drunk family, it shows you care for the kids, who are really the most innocent in this situation.

Happy Saint Patrick's day y'all, see you soon
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on March 17, 2018, 08:24:49 pm
Everyone is assholes. Its Canada so we get back at eachother by saying excuse me.

ie I said "excuse me" to a dude who was walking slowly and he said "excuse me" back after he was behind me.

It was upsetting.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 17, 2018, 08:35:14 pm
Everyone is assholes. Its Canada so we get back at eachother by saying excuse me.

ie I said "excuse me" to a dude who was walking slowly and he said "excuse me" back after he was behind me.

It was upsetting.
bubbleuj, March 17, 2018, 08:24:49 pm

We'll excuuuuuuuuse you princess~

Don't worry you good you captain of polite industry
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 17, 2018, 08:40:04 pm
OMG I LEARNED THAT MY FRIEND HAS BAD DRAGON DILDOES BUT IN GLASS CASE WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on March 18, 2018, 12:10:53 am
YES HELLO
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Lemon on March 18, 2018, 11:06:07 am
OMG I LEARNED THAT MY FRIEND HAS BAD DRAGON DILDOES BUT IN GLASS CASE WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
Sanguinary Novel?, March 17, 2018, 08:40:04 pm

Gender and orientation please.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 18, 2018, 11:37:50 am
OMG I LEARNED THAT MY FRIEND HAS BAD DRAGON DILDOES BUT IN GLASS CASE WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
Sanguinary Novel?, March 17, 2018, 08:40:04 pm

Gender and orientation please.
Lemon, March 18, 2018, 11:06:07 am

Confirmed the story this morning, because I heard this at Peak Drunk and wondered if it was an invention.

Woman, bi. It's a partner effort I'm sure, as she lives her boyfriend (straight). To give you a better vision for how this is even possible, they do have an absurdly expensive and huge anime fig collection, and she is a furry, so this isn't beyond the realm of possibility. The story is that she bought it because it was cool, but there was no way she could conceivably use it. It's certainly a new and fascinating dimension on an old friend.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Lawnchair M.D. on March 20, 2018, 12:27:50 pm
 I need all y'all to know: this forum has been great as my english refuge, and the English version of the Pokťmon the.e is infinitely better than the Japanese version.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 26, 2018, 10:18:34 am
Happy Oberon Day!!*


*A day that only makes sense to Michigan people**

**And people who like Oberon***

***Uberon is delicious though, would recommend****

****As long as it's served in your area
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 26, 2018, 12:40:50 pm
Spending Monday drunk is really the best way to approach a Monday.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 31, 2018, 06:45:37 pm
Okay, first of all, I can't believe* I'm posting twice in a row on different days.

Second: Dragon's Milk stout. Great beer, terrible name.

*I can completely believe this, I over share to hell while drunk
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 31, 2018, 08:39:55 pm
Last thing for tonight, but I hope we all find what were looking for in life. We only get one, so I hope it's good <3
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on April 09, 2018, 01:33:05 am
I have a friend who wants me to have a happy birthday and she's taken the role of planning it. It feels nice and good and I love my friends. 
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on April 13, 2018, 01:34:21 pm
this week was garbage, fuck this week

its friday evening now though so i can keep drinking until i forget all the apologies i had to make

best music artists ever 1. kiss 2. taylor swift 3. gloryhammer please accept my garbage ways.

chocolate and beer not great tbh

white chocolate seems to work slightly better will report back?

definitely the above. can anyone tell me what yeet means?

wish i had someone to play drunk jenga with, i love drunk jenga

a bridge too far is a heck of a fucking film

the intro to aqualung by jethro tull is i c o n i c
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 03, 2018, 11:32:06 pm


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcOzsZbXcAIqMUq?format=jpg)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Lemon on May 04, 2018, 12:19:43 pm
Tasting how much booze is in these margaritas somebody made at work, and now I'm just gonna hold this space for later.

Edit: Nevermind I stopped at 2.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on May 07, 2018, 02:01:02 am
DARTS ARE VERY FUN.


Also pbr is an okay beer to get drunk on.

Also the LCBO currently is selling a pack of Sapporo that comes with a little katana shaped beer opener and this is a good and cute thing.

Another fun thing is private kareoke rooms because you get to yell the lyrics to Rasputin.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Old_Zircon on May 17, 2018, 09:11:39 pm
At work today I walked into the break room and one of my coworkers was in the middle of shit talking another one (who happens to be one of the more competent, tema=playery, nice people in the whole place) thusly:

"Shes an idiot. The ghost agrees with me, I talked to the medium and he says the ghost also thinks she's an idiot..."

I had to grab my phone and pretend to be reacting to a text because I actually involuntarily stared to literally laugh at the irony there.


Also, the "medium" is one of a team of two or three "ghost hunters" who have been conning said coworker into letting them film after hours for over a year free of charge (filming where I work is usually pretty expensive, minimum high three figures, and a LOT more for what they're doing)- we have a really good location for that stuff, I'm sure the footage has brought them plenty of business/Youtube ad revenue.  The whole thing is just embarrassing.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 19, 2018, 09:01:59 pm
My life has become a heady mix of amazing, awful, and downright anxiety and I'm really hopeful that things will turn out. With the move and all. I just really want to be happy and have some control on my life, and just shed some guilt. We only get one life, and sometimes it sucks, but I just want to be reasonably selfish for once and do something that makes me happy. Or just happy with who I am. Dude, what the fuck is it like to be semi legit with who you are as a human being? Fucking black magic is what that is.

Really, that's why Salem happened. Some women were like "I'm pretty cool and this guilt stuff seems silly" and all of their neighbors are like "FUCK THAT C'MON I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD" and then all of a sudden we're burning our neighbors. I'm redoing history in this specific post because I rolled a nat 1 and have a ton of spare time before I do a thing.

Everyone is the best, and I hope we all find some small happiness.

Also, don't trust swamp hoes, that's just good life advice
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Post by: Wrought on May 19, 2018, 09:03:15 pm
Why is this thread more consistently coherent than the thought of the day thread
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 19, 2018, 09:05:36 pm
Why is this thread more consistently coherent than the thought of the day thread
Wrought, May 19, 2018, 09:03:15 pm

Being drunk is just a more honest version of your sober self. Also Swype helping with spelling
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on May 20, 2018, 09:09:00 pm
[Hah[/s[size[c/color]olor=orange]=36pt]aaaaaaaaaaaaahaize]ifound the fons

bow don foolsd nah JuSt kidding yall ggood
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Post by: bubbleuj on May 25, 2018, 10:50:52 am
 I hit my friend in the face with a softball. sorry about your face dude
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 25, 2018, 09:17:12 pm
Tag team
Drunk again
All the fault of
4 shots of gin
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Post by: AgentCoop on May 25, 2018, 10:17:48 pm
Tag team
Drunk again
All the fault of
4 shots of gin
┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \), May 25, 2018, 09:17:12 pm
Poe etry
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on May 27, 2018, 12:19:27 am
Red is my favorite color. It's a really good color. My personal favorite.
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Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2018, 04:11:07 am
Red is my favorite color. It's a really good color. My personal favorite.
Spenny, May 27, 2018, 12:19:27 am
My favorite color is Orange, but i respect this passion.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: dijon du jour on June 02, 2018, 10:08:45 pm
Tonight I had a choice between beer trips called "dank meme" and "banana for scale".
I ordered a kentucky bourbon slushie.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on June 02, 2018, 10:42:06 pm
Tonight I had a choice between beer trips called "dank meme" and "banana for scale".
I ordered a kentucky bourbon slushie.
dijon du jour, June 02, 2018, 10:08:45 pm
poor dijon. sorry about your memeal
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 03, 2018, 12:07:13 am
We can meme up the drink you did get - uhhhh Bojack Blender Bender
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: dijon du jour on June 08, 2018, 08:43:48 pm
wiowe my neighbordf aerw sao good and hgave lots of eine!!!!!
anf they lobedf myh piot opie
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: bubbleuj on June 09, 2018, 03:41:15 am
I dont like dough ford and also it's 4:40 oh no
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on June 17, 2018, 01:50:06 am
i fucking. love some of the people i've met here. for real. so many god damn interesting people also like listening to other people make fun of stupid shit. it's rad. and i love you guys.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 17, 2018, 11:40:42 pm
Tonight is bar none the drunkest I've ever been like I'm glad I made it down the stairs and back for these pickle chips Monday is gonna suck
But I think it was worth it  at least I thinkso

Is there a hell for cowards that can only speak their minds while absurdly drunk asking for a friend
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on June 18, 2018, 02:04:33 pm
ive got a work thing tomorrow evening so i'm using monday evening for wine practice
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 23, 2018, 09:18:20 pm
I really need to see Looney tunes again. Not that I don't have a billion new things to watch, but I saw a patch of clover this morning and unbidden and "I'm looking over a three leaf clover that I overlooked b3"
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: GirlKisser420 on June 25, 2018, 12:30:20 am
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Spenny, June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am

there's only one way to be sure. We'll put our top scientist on it

Are you still taking applications? Nick, red.
Spenny, in Hux's thread "Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink", June 24, 2018, 05:22:03 pm

it might just be irony poisoning from your subconscious being influenced by too many bad internet posts and bleeding into your perception, but we'll see






I'm not drunk but I will have multiple pear ciders soon
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on June 25, 2018, 12:37:19 am
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Spenny, June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am

there's only one way to be sure. We'll put our top scientist on it

Are you still taking applications? Nick, red.
Spenny, in Hux's thread "Tell me your name and favorite color and I'll assign you an f-list kink", June 24, 2018, 05:22:03 pm

it might just be irony poisoning from your subconscious being influenced by too many bad internet posts and bleeding into your perception, but we'll see






I'm not drunk but I will have multiple pear ciders soon
GirlKisser420, June 25, 2018, 12:30:20 am

You know what? Judging from the rest of your topic, I hope foot fetish is all I get.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 25, 2018, 09:07:06 am
Beer in China is mostly mediocre, but cheap as hell.

600 mL of Tsingtao for 50 cents? Yes please.
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Post by: Shell Game on June 25, 2018, 12:03:36 pm
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Spenny, June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am
Step 1: Don't post about it on forums.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 25, 2018, 12:29:26 pm
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Spenny, June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am
Step 1: Don't post about it on forums.
Shell Game, June 25, 2018, 12:03:36 pm

Step 1.1: Especially not ballp.it
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Post by: jack chick on June 25, 2018, 03:15:22 pm
I think I have a foot fetish. I don't know how to tell for sure, but over the fast few months I've become more interested in bare feet. Help me before I become an F Plus subject!
Spenny, June 25, 2018, 12:23:08 am
Step 1: Don't post about it on forums.
Shell Game, June 25, 2018, 12:03:36 pm

Step 1.1: Especially not ballp.it
Cyborguinary Novel: Detroit, June 25, 2018, 12:29:26 pm

And if YOU've developed a foot fetish while listening to this podcast you shouldn't go to BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL PIT!
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Post by: Spenny on June 25, 2018, 09:19:17 pm
drunk thread is dangerous
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on July 04, 2018, 10:04:40 pm
Gettig drink for AMERICAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO somone hold me
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on July 04, 2018, 11:29:05 pm
FUCK YEAH just watched A Penguin's Memories, the anime film about a penguin with ptsd finding happiness after the war. It was technically the alternate backstory of the hero, Mike, veteran of 'nam The Delta War, who was actually a beer mascot in the 80s. after being retired he was renamed Pentarou and turned into a video game character in Penguin Adventure, and Parodius. The former was the first game to be worked on by Hideo Kojima and the ending, where if you fuck up the princess dies, was reused for Metal Gear Solid! So. Snake would not be who we know him to be if not for this drunken, depressed penguin. Fuck yeah! I had a pot of hot toddies to soothe my throat while watching.

Thanks to my pals who watched it with me. Frank, MTDE, Nuffkins, Dijon, y'all are great. [heart]

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Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on July 04, 2018, 11:59:12 pm
why is stanbdimg sohhard also sshellllg ame good penguin antidote




i postoo much here
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 08, 2018, 11:12:04 pm
Hello everyone, it's your friendly ballp.it neighborhood drunk aunt, Sanguinary Novel!  Just stopping in to say that I love posting here and that everyone is terribly friendly and even though it's a small community it's great. And to everyone on the extra credit discord sorry I don't post just don't think of it in a given day. Everyone on it is very lovely though!!!!

Happy LGBT wrath month everyone
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Post by: chai tea latte on July 09, 2018, 12:19:45 am
i'm drunk and high at the same time so i took the free lavender from the church gardens this morning and made lavender sugar cookies and now i'm going to get even more high and eat some of the lavender sugar cookies. the rest will be gifts for friends. i'm so beautfiul
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on July 09, 2018, 02:04:13 am
FUCK YEAH just watched A Penguin's Memories, the anime film about a penguin with ptsd finding happiness after the war. It was technically the alternate backstory of the hero, Mike, veteran of 'nam The Delta War, who was actually a beer mascot in the 80s. after being retired he was renamed Pentarou and turned into a video game character in Penguin Adventure, and Parodius. The former was the first game to be worked on by Hideo Kojima and the ending, where if you fuck up the princess dies, was reused for Metal Gear Solid! So. Snake would not be who we know him to be if not for this drunken, depressed penguin. Fuck yeah! I had a pot of hot toddies to soothe my throat while watching.

Thanks to my pals who watched it with me. Frank, MTDE, Nuffkins, Dijon, y'all are great. [heart]

Shell Game, July 04, 2018, 11:29:05 pm

Is there any convenient way to watch the full thing? I feel so many emotions from that magazine alone
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Post by: Shell Game on July 09, 2018, 02:19:28 am
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tgeFA-P-_E26N0BS8g_MCZslqNRmo09f/view?usp=drivesdk

hope this works!
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Post by: beelzeboob on July 12, 2018, 12:46:03 am
i hope i m a good person when im drunk and not a loud angry or mean or annoying one
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Post by: Mique on July 12, 2018, 02:34:31 am
i hope i m a good person when im drunk and not a loud angry or mean or annoying one
beelzeboob, July 12, 2018, 12:46:03 am
You were a pretty fun drunk when we met at Live 6.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 12, 2018, 11:08:08 pm
Going on a two week road trip ( four years in the planning) Saturday and I just can't wait. Two weeks away from work to clear my head and when I get back GET MY GODDAMN ASS ON THIS FINDING A NEW JOB AND MOVING BECAUSE I'M DONE WITH YOU MICHIGAN.

Really tho, it's mostly about creating some growing room and creating the possibility of becoming a pretty good version of Sanguinary Novel. Also my mom needs to stop using me as emotional justification and support for staying with an abusive asshat just what the Christ mom.
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Post by: boooo566 on July 20, 2018, 04:09:23 pm
mistak

I deleted the e and I can't add it back sort
Can't do words standing wThivng conervastions I'm.a ducking wiedo helo
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 21, 2018, 10:46:10 pm
I have made some very, very piss poor financial decisions tonight and I just don't care anymore
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Post by: Mique on July 21, 2018, 11:58:57 pm
The fact that I don't know the alcohol content of this mead means I can assume the best and drink as much as I want.
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Post by: jack chick on July 23, 2018, 12:09:34 am
oh yeah i was at a wedding with an open bar yesterday. no internet, so was unable to keep you all updated on the continual stream of alcohol i put into my body.
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Post by: Shell Game on July 24, 2018, 01:21:26 am
oh yeah i was at a wedding with an open bar yesterday. no internet, so was unable to keep you all updated on the continual stream of alcohol i put into my body.
jack chick, July 23, 2018, 12:09:34 am
it's okay. that's where a little thing called trust takes over
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 24, 2018, 05:17:16 am
oh yeah i was at a wedding with an open bar yesterday. no internet, so was unable to keep you all updated on the continual stream of alcohol i put into my body.
jack chick, July 23, 2018, 12:09:34 am
it's okay. that's where a little thing called trust takes over
Shell Game, July 24, 2018, 01:21:26 am

Good friend.
I need you to confess
Those awful sins
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Post by: Neal on July 24, 2018, 09:41:39 pm
Just got back from drinking and board games. Star Realms is fun. Any Monopoly variant is not.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on August 07, 2018, 10:05:34 pm
I wish alcohol didn't work so well in suppressing my anxiety and forever self doubt, because it isn't great for your health and wallet.

It is very fun though, and helped me draw a very pog-esque voreambulance that I'm very excited to ink and show you guys.
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Post by: Turtle on August 23, 2018, 09:11:46 am
Fuck I'm not hungover but I'm arguably worse in that I still feel drunk here at 10am but I have no regrets because a real good friend was in town and she's moving 6 hours away.
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Post by: bubbleuj on August 30, 2018, 11:32:09 pm
I'm drunk and I want to post a selfie but I know I shouldn't but ugh I want to.

We should have one of those lameo "people of vallpit threads"
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Post by: Vinny Possum on August 30, 2018, 11:40:39 pm
I thought that was the boots phone thread.
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Post by: boooo566 on August 31, 2018, 12:59:39 pm
Evening friends, it's another work night out.

Edit: what's fucking wrong with writing gents and ladies on the loos I get you're fancy but I don't want to decode a minimalist portrait or something

Wy y pet
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Post by: boooo566 on August 31, 2018, 05:32:55 pm
Am I dancing like Theresa May? I worry that imdanc8ng like Theresa May

Tbwy gave me  shpt why did I drink the shot

The gents in this bar is the most rancid place I've been and I've had a rat literally choose my foot as a resting place.

Edit: sadbrains crosspost, i wish i danced with friends as muh as i damcdd with people I work with. I bet I'd be less lonely.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on August 31, 2018, 10:46:32 pm
Living it up on this wild and crazy Friday night with some Slime Rancher and booze! Mostly so I stop thinking about job hunting because I love processes that judge my worth with two sheets of paper

Don't go into graphic design kids, it's a well kerned san-serif LIE
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Post by: Shell Game on September 03, 2018, 09:37:01 pm
HEY EVERYONE
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 07, 2018, 11:13:57 pm
Ferdinand is letting me play with his fuzzy bean feets he's very nice. OH AND I JUST FIND A LOOSE WHISKER!  Shh, ballp.it quick make a wish!!!
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 07, 2018, 11:15:06 pm
Cause my wish was a second g&t and I made that shit come true! So you can have it dudes
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Post by: sambair on September 17, 2018, 01:02:33 am
This $7 bottle of Sake is so gross, that even drinking it diluted in ice I might just pass on getting drunker tonight.
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Post by: sambair on September 17, 2018, 12:10:22 pm
After getting all night to warm up, and not drinking it while eating ramen drenched in hot sauce, it's palatable.
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Post by: NutshellGulag on September 17, 2018, 11:21:35 pm
After getting all night to warm up, and not drinking it while eating ramen drenched in hot sauce, it's palatable.
sambair, September 17, 2018, 12:10:22 pm

I've found that with borderline drinkable sake, heating it up often works better than chilling it for making it go down easier. No idea why.
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Post by: bubbleuj on September 20, 2018, 02:00:22 am
I made new friends tonight! I hope they had fun. One of them might join our trivia team whooo
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Post by: bubbleuj on September 20, 2018, 02:00:40 am
I like new people.
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Post by: bubbleuj on September 20, 2018, 02:02:37 am
The fplus is the best. I love this podcast and the forum and I have class tomorrow and I hope I make it.

I want my life to be good and everyoneís life to be good.

I hope you all are happy. Youíre all the best nerds on the online and I love you all.
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Post by: bubbleuj on September 20, 2018, 02:07:27 am
There are good bars in my city. And if any of you fools come to Toronto let me know because all of you are super cool and Iíd love to meet you

Folks are friendly and we have good things here. Canada is pretty rad.
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Post by: bubbleuj on September 20, 2018, 02:07:46 am
Iím so drunk
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Post by: FinchChunk on September 20, 2018, 08:35:15 am
Drinking and baking, Almost certain that vegan croissants are a pipe dream. The nut butter substitute just ain't firm enough.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 26, 2018, 11:18:17 pm
FinchChunk share your xrossant baking secrets. Like drunk me really wants one, but sober me would probably make it possible.

Lightly salted popcorn will just have to make do right now
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on September 26, 2018, 11:22:10 pm
Also, not gonna let capitalism and this job hunt get me down. Someone eventually is gonna be excited about hiring me and be cool with me moving from another state! Deep coincidence demands that I move in the middle of winter anyways.

YOU HEAR ME UNIVERSE, I AM A PRETTY DECENT GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND PERSON FUCK YOU DUDE
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Post by: chai tea latte on September 27, 2018, 12:54:11 am
Drinking and baking, Almost certain that vegan croissants are a pipe dream. The nut butter substitute just ain't firm enough.
FinchChunk, September 20, 2018, 08:35:15 am
crisco my good bitch
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Post by: sambair on September 28, 2018, 12:22:56 am
Just spent a few hours playing Mortal Kombat XL and drinking various malt liquor-based beverages, currently petting a cat Dr. Evil-style and watching King of the Hill Youtube Poop videos. Even when everything in your life is horrible, you can find enjoyment.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on October 07, 2018, 12:12:09 am
I'm thinking about starting a new Twitch channel where I'm sitting in the bath reading. Just me in the bath (swimsuit on, no genitals) with a book reading silently. I legitimately thought this would be a really funny idea until I told a friend and she told me you have to be partnered before Twitch lets you do IRL streams.

Plus if I read for too long the water would get cold.
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Post by: AgentCoop on October 07, 2018, 12:23:20 am
ufc bookin a royal rumble
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Post by: Neal on October 11, 2018, 06:14:28 pm
I'm making Hurricanes with all 151 rum and having a hard time typing. AMA.

EDIT: The huurcianes are made with alal 151 rum so tey're more powerful than usual.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on October 20, 2018, 09:29:37 pm
Holy shit this Viking Blod mead is delicious and will simultaneously fuck your day up. I got it for my birthday, but I'm sharing it with everyone for the the D&D Halloween Special
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Post by: bubbleuj on October 22, 2018, 12:00:17 am
penix
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on November 03, 2018, 09:17:53 pm
I got things to say about this thread being publicly accessible instead of buried shamefully into the $10 thread. Instead, I'll settle on thinking about that pineapple ham pizza I managed to make while very drunk and and just accept my public humiliation.

Also, don't get the Dragon's Milk banana coconut stout. If you're a normal person you won't buy it, but if you're a normal person you'll be fine. It not good!!
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Post by: Shell Game on November 08, 2018, 01:12:15 am
Ballp.it. i love you. And everyone who made it to live. Everyone who helps extra credit be better and better (our listenership is up by hundreds. It's awesome! Thanks all! And thanks Ashto for helping me find the stats!)

I found friends, skills, confidence, even love! Thanks to this wonderful community. Thanks to you all for being part of it. Wow i had more than i should have on a work night. But hey. I got to post here, eh?
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Post by: AgentCoop on November 08, 2018, 10:31:35 pm
Orgcore but for jambase
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Post by: Spenny on November 18, 2018, 03:23:47 am
Clown Love :)
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Post by: boooo566 on November 23, 2018, 03:27:44 pm
hi, is anyone e-drinking with me tonight

Clown Love :)
Spenny, November 18, 2018, 03:23:47 am
mmfwcl friend

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Post by: bubbleuj on November 23, 2018, 06:26:48 pm
I am so bad at pool omg
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Post by: AgentCoop on November 23, 2018, 06:52:17 pm
We've hit the big time baybee
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Post by: Eider Duck on November 30, 2018, 01:05:20 pm
I can't be the only one that finds it hard to speak English in an understandible way, right? I speak with a broad Scottish accent with alot of slang usually. To be honest, all the people that have English as a second language here probably speak it better than I do
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Post by: boooo566 on November 30, 2018, 02:24:17 pm
I can't be the only one that finds it hard to speak English in an understandible way, right? I speak with a broad Scottish accent with alot of slang usually. To be honest, all the people that have English as a second language here probably speak it better than I do
Eider Duck, November 30, 2018, 01:05:20 pm

I have a fairly clear accent (bar my schlight schpeech impediment), but I do tend to pause a lot and speak in disjointed fragments because my mouth goes much faster than my brain apparently.


Also happy friday | hope I have enough beer.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on December 01, 2018, 01:51:13 pm
Aight so  I'm going out to this club tonight where my friend is playing, but the club in question just sent out a message on their Facebook event saying "bitcoin is king" and I'm seriously reconsidering if  should attend or not .
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Post by: AgentCoop on December 01, 2018, 01:59:32 pm
Aight so  I'm going out to this club tonight where my friend is playing, but the club in question just sent out a message on their Facebook event saying "bitcoin is king" and I'm seriously reconsidering if  should attend or not .
Mr. Hunky Academia, December 01, 2018, 01:51:13 pm
Go and ask if they'll hold a tab until BTC is up, then never return
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 05, 2018, 05:18:31 pm
The building owner hosted a holiday party with an open bar so guess who's sobering up at the office until I'm okay to drive!!

SECRET: IT'S ME

What garbage i'm posting means I have quite a bit of water and time to go before I'm okay to drive like a two miles home.

In drunk thoughts: I'm trying to slough off everything and start anew, but there a a lot of good things awaiting me once i Do. It's taking far longer than I want, and expected, really, but I can't wait to start new in a different city. Not that it'lls stop the same habits that put me in this place, but maybe getting rid of the mantle of guilt will help starting over. I'm so tired of guilt. You think at 30 guilt would stop being such a thing. Like I thought this was the age that you're all like "FUCK IT I'LL DO WHAT I WANT" but who you are and your flaws don't fundamentally chang3e.

Also I'm quite literally hiccuping right now cleaning person don't judge me. I still have enough faculties to not drive drunk at least give me this.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 05, 2018, 05:42:46 pm
Fuuuuuxj.it's cleaning person night and I just wanted half hour of peace to sober up
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Post by: boooo566 on December 22, 2018, 01:24:05 pm
Hiiiiiiiii



Wouldn't it be cool if other human being found me appealing.

For the next twonminites sweet home Alabama is fave

Pumped up kicks is pretty banging but it is a school shooting song so I'm sl8ghtlyuncomfortable atm
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Post by: boooo566 on December 22, 2018, 05:06:32 pm
Hiiiiiiiii



Wouldn't it be cool if other human being found me appealing.

For the next twonminites sweet home Alabama is fave

Pumped up kicks is pretty banging but it is a school shooting song so I'm sl8ghtlyuncomfortable atm
boooo566, December 22, 2018, 01:24:05 pm

The she lingo owl is attacking me because j don't speech French het
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on December 22, 2018, 05:26:15 pm
Hey I'm drunk, I have posting privileges!

1. Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1 suffer for not having a 'reset your soul level' option like DS2 and onward, as it prevents experimentation and encourages 'google: what kind of build should I do' gameplay.

2. Having what is 80% a glorified IT job after getting a a PhD is a bummer.

3. Everything is worth deep-dish pizza.

4. I want everybody to achieve their dreams and be happy and fulfilled.
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 24, 2018, 12:33:39 am
Yoga fight its like a dance fight but you do crow pose or other bullshit poses I hate. So funnn

Family complex. Love them but hate being treated like I'm not a person

Filial piety good im o
Ty

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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 24, 2018, 09:59:15 pm
When I finally move and it becomes to expensive to fly home (or "too expensive") I wanna make a Christmas Eve where people can just chill and watch dumb movies and stuff.

Don't get me wrong I am a little lonely to be by myself on Christmas Eve, but it's better than the alternative
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Post by: chai tea latte on December 27, 2018, 01:53:22 am
So drinnjkkkkkkkkkk merry xrjxjsirams
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Post by: Spenny on December 29, 2018, 01:34:12 am
Last Wednesday (the 19th) was the 1 year anniversary of the worst day of my life and the universe didn't have the decency to give me a reason to call it a 'bad day'!

Nevertheless, I still trudged through Christmas and every day since being upset for no reason because it was easier than finding anything to be happy!

I want to be bitter and pissed off but the world is my oyster! I think I want to move to Hawaii.





If any BallPitters are in the DFW area hit me up. I'm dying to see Into the Spiderverse but I don't want to go alone
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 31, 2018, 07:52:18 pm
You know how a lot of people will have that sociable friend that drinks a lot? I have that friend, he's amazing and cool, and he's here at the new years Eve party and brought a giant tray of spring rolls. It's perfect and I'll see you beautiful people in a few hours :3
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Post by: Mique on December 31, 2018, 10:26:53 pm
Merry New Years ya cunts!
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on December 31, 2018, 11:08:01 pm
Happy New Year fuckos! May 2019 at least be less trash!
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Post by: Shell Game on January 01, 2019, 12:57:03 am
It's still 2018 here but i still get to drunkenly tell you guys how awesome I think y'all are. You know who you are. ;)

Actually I can think of two of you who'd deny it. Dammit. You're wrong. You're actually awesome.
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Post by: Shell Game on January 01, 2019, 02:14:34 am
It's still 2018 here but i still get to drunkenly tell you guys how awesome I think y'all are. You know who you are. ;)

Actually I can think of two of you who'd deny it. Dammit. You're wrong. You're actually awesome.
Shell Game, January 01, 2019, 12:57:03 am

Hey also. Getting to know a buncha you has been great. It's kind of mindblowing to me how many people i've become friends with over the last year. Thanks. And here's to more dumb fun together.
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Post by: Spenny on January 01, 2019, 02:39:28 am
Big mood! 2019 is Big Mood! Big Mood! Big Mood! Big Mood? Big Mood!
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Post by: Ambious on January 03, 2019, 06:40:21 pm
I may have over drank
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Post by: VenusFuuurt on January 04, 2019, 09:14:44 pm
What d&d class would Khutulun the mongol warrior princess be? Iím thinking fighter.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 04, 2019, 10:22:41 pm
*Finishes one drink*

WE CAN GO DEEPER
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Post by: Baldr on January 04, 2019, 11:48:13 pm
I'm so happy to be back at my apartment and alone.  I just spent two weeks visiting family, and holy shit that was too much.  Christmas day was saturated by the nicest extroverts who would never understand why you wouldn't want to take a picture with them.  So I did.  I feel like I've run the emotional equivalent of an ultra-marathon, and now I'm done with human interaction for 2019.
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Post by: Spenny on January 05, 2019, 03:02:22 am
whatever I say in this box the rest of you will see tomorrow.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 05, 2019, 10:44:29 pm
I'm drinking a heinous concoction of coconut Bai and strawberry lemonade vodka, but it's getting me through d&d and this garbage ass anxiety, so whatever!!

ADHD, anxiety, and depression is a dumb trifecta that's ruining anything good I've found in my life and making it hard to get through the rough patches.
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 07, 2019, 12:45:27 am
Two delightful stories tonight also a review of Vice the movie by Adam McKay

Guy on the bus gave a toque to another guy and said 'hey, is this yours?', got a no and says "hey, it's your lucky day. Sometimes you win one, sometimes you lose one"

Also a woman in the bathroom was talking to her best friend about how she really was sure that her boyfriend was about to propose to her and she was dressed very nice so maybe it's true

3 point review of vice 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟s aforementioned movie Vice
Heavily unsure of this but perhaps Cheney is Satan
When Barack Obama swore the oath of office really suddenly I immediately said Thank God
The only time I cried all movie was when the golden retrievers were on screen

Thanks
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Post by: chai tea latte on January 07, 2019, 12:47:46 am
#LeanIn
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Post by: Spenny on January 07, 2019, 03:03:06 am
Scooby Doo
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Post by: boooo566 on January 12, 2019, 10:32:11 am
i never learned how to read
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Post by: boooo566 on January 15, 2019, 02:07:03 pm
maybe this is the beers talking but ive been looking at a stream of news notifications on my phone and im starting to think this brexit thing......... may not have been rtgh best idea
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 16, 2019, 12:43:40 am
Don't tell me how to spend my Tuesday evenings
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Post by: Shell Game on January 16, 2019, 01:14:59 am
Don't tell me how to spend my Tuesday evenings
Novelty Novel, January 16, 2019, 12:43:40 am
Don't tell you to spend them being wonderful? Fine, I won't!
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Post by: boooo566 on January 20, 2019, 01:20:20 pm
The cool thing about wine is that I don't even notice I'm drunk until the something unexpectedly pauses the music and I hear myself singing along.

edit: man i should drink wine more often, it only takes one mug to feel better

edit: i wanted to shazam the song my housemate was listening to but she skipped before i could get the app up :(
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Post by: Spenny on January 26, 2019, 03:17:51 am
I'm a straight while male and I hate my equals.

Have you guys seen Spider-Verse? It's an immediate contender for my top 5 movies ever.
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Post by: boooo566 on January 27, 2019, 04:46:58 pm
anyone wanna come over and play drunk jenga??
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Post by: Spenny on January 28, 2019, 03:34:21 am
I can cook. I can fucking cook."Oh I want to eat some vegetables" fuck you put them on some heat and wait a while. "oh I want some meat" Same as the last one but longer. I don't know what overdone tastes like but I guess that's just because I'm a cooking genius.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 28, 2019, 10:27:26 pm
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
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Post by: boooo566 on January 29, 2019, 02:24:49 pm
im gonna be a full blown alcoholic by the time this brexit thing is done
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Post by: Jam on January 31, 2019, 11:29:01 pm
HellŲ Iím very drunk and itís cold and I have the illness disease, thatís all, thanks
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Post by: NutshellGulag on February 01, 2019, 07:39:07 pm
HellŲ Iím very drunk and itís cold and I have the illness disease, thatís all, thanks
Jam, January 31, 2019, 11:29:01 pm
I hope you feel better soon, Jam. Drink some hot water with that booze, you sickie.
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Post by: AgentCoop on February 01, 2019, 10:00:50 pm
Hair goals '99 triple h
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Post by: Spenny on February 02, 2019, 03:12:19 am
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
Romance Novel (Budget), January 28, 2019, 10:27:26 pm

I'm actually curious how Rice Cooker Cake turned out, please respond.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 02, 2019, 09:18:26 am
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss

Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking"  a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
Romance Novel (Budget), January 28, 2019, 10:27:26 pm

I'm actually curious how Rice Cooker Cake turned out, please respond.
Spenny, February 02, 2019, 03:12:19 am

I've tried two recipes thus far: one that came with the rice cooker and one I found on the internet. Both were dense and okay, but took quite a long time and more cooked on the outside. Part of the problem might be that the rice cooker is just a little baby 3 cup max one. If I find a recipe that does work I'll post it in the Fud thread
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 03, 2019, 01:22:51 am
For the first time in awhile I nailed the perfect level of drunk - I love everyone, some more in particular, and the extreme anxiety has faded away.

Not a full-time solution to be sure,  but for a moment I can remember what it's like to be at peace

So let us all give thanks to our livers, doing the good work
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Post by: SeveralPigeons on February 03, 2019, 09:39:05 pm
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on February 03, 2019, 09:41:06 pm
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-
SeveralPigeons, February 03, 2019, 09:39:05 pm
pabst good
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Post by: Sherman Tankoid on February 05, 2019, 08:08:13 pm
Tokaji wine is as good as advertised. I've been buying myself a bottle every time I finish a chapter of my manuscript, and it's a hell of an incentive.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: SeveralPigeons on February 05, 2019, 09:24:01 pm
all my roommates prefer pabst -sad trombone over screwdriver-
SeveralPigeons, February 03, 2019, 09:39:05 pm
pabst good
AgentCoop, February 03, 2019, 09:41:06 pm
Fair. I'm not usually a beer person but around the third one they're alright
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on February 08, 2019, 10:13:56 pm
PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU, PEACH SOJUU

Addendum: flavored soju is waaay too smooth and I'm absolutely gonna find more, especially that grapefruit one

Addendum x2:  PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TWO KNUCKLES

Addendum x3: you can (so far) drink when you extract a tooth, fyi

Addendum x4: you ever just drink yourself into a train wreck? Obviously, as this thread exists.  I guess at this time I wanna give thanks to people who believe in me, despite fucking up, forgetting everything, being late all the time, stuff like that. That sort of thing weighs heavily on my mind like 24/7, even though I acknowledge that it's sorta a waste of time???

Life is so terribly weird. But love freely and openly, as we only get one turn on this dumb dustball

Addendum ??: haha chai, you bulbed a posts in progress (you're too kind ;__:)
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Post by: Spenny on February 11, 2019, 03:21:22 am
I'm drinking. I paid my bills while I'm drinking. Most people are associating with friends while they drink. I'm watch space videos on Youtube and paying my bills when I drink. I'm watching this space video

All the bills are paid. Goodnight, homies.
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Post by: boooo566 on February 14, 2019, 01:44:26 pm
those couples walking past my window look really happy tonight, but ive got a whole bottle of wine to myself so whos really winning
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on February 19, 2019, 12:47:47 am
Winc dot com says I oughter serve this ros» chilled well it's a good thing there's a cold breeze coming in the window because I could no finish this whole bottle before it got warm otherwise
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on February 24, 2019, 02:23:35 am
big piss
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Post by: Jam on February 26, 2019, 07:50:20 pm
I drinke the wine and the beer and the gin and now I am drunk and yes good evening and thabks, see you in the hangover thread tomorrow
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on February 27, 2019, 12:48:03 am
I'm out of vodka and it makes me sad.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on February 28, 2019, 01:45:46 am
"i love being around you. when im with you its like magic. the world just slips away. you make me want to be a better, kinder person for you."

My boyfriend texts me rly good things and im SO happy and i lvoE HIM SO MUCH and im so happy to be with him and hes so great to me. I love him. I hope he has a good ski trip and Im so excited to see him this weekend I love him our four year anniversary is next month and Im so grateful to have spent four incredible years being with this wonderful man
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 02, 2019, 12:41:28 am
We're gonna start a crust band
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 05, 2019, 10:42:29 pm
So after literally crying at my desk while working on my employee self-review because I couldn't even BEGIN to conceive of any strengths (let alone THREE) I might have, I decided that I'm gonna spend the year trying to think of ways that I'm a pretty neat person that doesn't involve traits that capitalism values. I mean, what's the fucking point of embracing yourself as a good but flawed person if you tie that value to a labor that is exploited. Like when I've tied my value to good grades or validation, that shit is completely arbitrary and so fucking easily exploitable! Like the place I work at 100% has a "culture fit" of sad sacks that don't think they can make it anywhere else.

So dammit, I'm gonna at least somewhat like me in the year 2019! Even the part that overshares on internet forums.

Also for real love your kids unconditionally or you end up with people like me and man is that EVER a mess to clean up.

Y'all super cute! Goodnight :3
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Post by: beelzeboob on March 07, 2019, 12:06:52 am
I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND ALSO MY BOYFRIEND AND I RLY WANNA MAKE EVERYONE AS HAPPY AS THEY MAKE ME :D
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on March 07, 2019, 02:29:28 pm
listening to some buckethead rn

edit: now its daddy yankee, i remember gasolina was a million years ago but i still ddidnt realise he looked like that now

edit told a colleague i liked her new haircut today, i hope she thought it was more nice than it was weird
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on March 08, 2019, 11:08:32 pm
Okay listen tonight was quite a night but I want y'all to know
1. I love y'all
2. I'm drunk
3. #2 does not invalidate #1
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on March 09, 2019, 02:51:01 am
Pabst Blue Ribbon: It's not "good" but at least it's Union Made.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 12, 2019, 10:42:14 pm
45 resumes down, and I just got my rejection email from a job that put me through 4 interviews and strung me along for a month. One night to be grumpy and drunk, and then back on that horse!! I'm gonna find a job and move yet! Goddamn it I'M A PRETTY DECENT GRAPHIC DESIGNER and there's gotta be one place out there cool with my weird-ass self.

Now if only my mom would stop asking me if I changed my mind EVERY TIME SHE SAW ME.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Lemon on March 14, 2019, 12:03:44 am
I fell on my back four times today.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 14, 2019, 12:10:53 am
I fell on my back four times today.
Lemon, March 14, 2019, 12:03:44 am

Vertebrate are extremely overrated. Now a sweet ass exoskeleton? Now that's where it's at. Get a nice shimmer on those plates, survive falling impact, protecting your squishy bits. Desk jobs do not require flexibility!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on March 15, 2019, 10:48:56 pm
I strongly recommend sixpoint brewery's 'resin' (seen here propping up a copy of nhl 2k06).  Juicy hopppps
(https://i.imgur.com/Ngn21z2r.jpg)
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Post by: AgentCoop on March 15, 2019, 10:51:34 pm
The Hi-Res was better but they stopped carrying near me
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Turtle on March 15, 2019, 11:50:34 pm
I liked their Tribes revival but it's a dead game, a real shame.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 20, 2019, 05:43:26 pm
Drinking with a bunch of ex-company peeps and current company peeps (about 50/50) and it's a good reminder at how much this company suuuuuuuuuuuucks. Like this place's "culture fit" is "well-meaning suckers who will go the extra mile for 1/4 the price", and they know it.

P.S. That One Guy no one gives a fuck at how much hot shit you are now, we can totally see through your bravado "This company is only a stepping stone" garbage. Ugh

Edit: oh boy I love being the only girl in the group, because even if you're super guy-ish all of a sudden some trash asshole starts talking about some woman's "fake tits" like fuck you dude, society has created a environment that you need to be younger and hotter the older you get and fuck you if you're a woman over 40.

Fuck my buzz is ruined you fucks
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on March 24, 2019, 11:59:43 pm
Would love to own a very large sword for sparring. I think about this most days. A few options out there but for some reason people think a sword that's too stiff to absorb a thrust is ok as long as it's also too massive to safely cut in normal sparring. At that point why even make it blunt, and who is out there spending like $600 on a prop for solo forms that they can't even make shitty bottle massacre YouTube videos with????

Anyway Bulleit is treating me well tonight. Was not brave enough to buy Costco 12 year blended scotch despite the reputation of their vodka
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Post by: Neal on March 28, 2019, 10:18:37 pm
I've been chugging apple brandy and obviously that's the best way to get ready for editing an interview recording for my new podcast.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on March 31, 2019, 04:46:46 pm
i love you almost as much as i love taylor swift
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 01, 2019, 10:07:04 pm
Protip: chug a tumbler of Bushmill's and then eat a handful of parmesan crisps.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: beelzeboob on April 01, 2019, 11:47:23 pm
(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/4b3/41/WIOnaqa.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAJYVA_VoAAMBCD.jpg)

Same energy
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Post by: Shell Game on April 02, 2019, 12:49:17 am
I'm not drunk but FUCK I'm hiccuping.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 04, 2019, 08:46:39 pm
Is Kraken supposed to taste like Coca-Cola? This is my first time trying it, and I don't think I was properly briefed beforehand.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 05, 2019, 11:09:25 pm
There's this lady on the arts board I'm a part of who is in her early 50s (I'd guess) who doesn't have kids, isn't married, and doesn't have a partner. She's lived in a ton of cool cities, does cool things, and has even started her own foundation!! I'm not sure where my life will go, but she's some real inspiration
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on April 06, 2019, 12:09:08 am
i'm not quite drunk yet but i'm feelin good enough.

i've started mixing bourbon with apple cider vinegar and honey and i actually enjoy it a lot!

now if only i could remind myself to stop trying to color when drinking. it goes south real fast... :(
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on April 06, 2019, 02:30:34 am
I've hit up the tiny sample bottle selection the last 2 times I've been to my local store, and I can definitely say Select Club Apple is very much my shit.

Total Wine & More has it at a 2/5 but dang I love it.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 10, 2019, 06:18:21 pm
This happy hour was the worst idea, and it has never been more apparent that this company is going to fold. 90 year old firm, mismanaged into oblivion. And since I'm overhead, I'll be the first to be canned. I've been applying for months now and I just can't make it happen.

At least my friends said that I could move in with them if my job gets canned, and I can become a leeching parasite of a human being. It's all great and very affirming in the background of ecological destruction. I'm gonna stay drunk until I pass out. It's the only way
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: sambair on April 11, 2019, 08:23:15 pm
Drinking for the first time after taking a hiatus for a couple months. Beginning with a hemp-flavored malt liquor. It's about as good as it sounds. Would not recommend.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 13, 2019, 05:59:18 pm
I just bought a bottle of Tullamore Dew and have nothing to do for the rest of the night. Keep me in your prayers.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm
yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 13, 2019, 08:34:50 pm
yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm

Like someone bottled the "walked into a woodshop" smell? Sounds delightful
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Post by: Neal on April 13, 2019, 08:55:05 pm
Imagine someone spritzed a chunk of raw oak with some caramel syrup, then you bit into it.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Turtle on April 13, 2019, 10:28:10 pm
What if I'm drunk and have nothing to say? Where's my thread?!
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Post by: Neal on April 13, 2019, 10:36:38 pm
What if I'm drunk and have nothing to say? Where's my thread?!
Turtle, April 13, 2019, 10:28:10 pm

You post to this thread with the smiley freaking the fuck out.
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Post by: Spenny on April 14, 2019, 03:26:07 am
I love The Venture Brothers so much.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on April 14, 2019, 10:14:28 am
yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm
how you doin', champ?
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 14, 2019, 02:37:21 pm
yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm
how you doin', champ?
chai tea latte, April 14, 2019, 10:14:28 am

Pretty good today, thanks! I was wise enough to drink water last night and so didn't wake up with a pounding headache this morning.
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Post by: Neal on April 14, 2019, 08:31:26 pm
I got some grading done, got two new episodes of my favorite podcasts, had a board game meetup where we played one of my favorite games, edited another episode of the podcast, and now I'm starting Whiskey Round Two with some salt and vinegar chips to boot. FUCK YEAH.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on April 17, 2019, 11:51:15 pm
Not drunk yet but I'll work on it and get back to you. Making my way through this bourbon at an alarming rate so I gotta steel myself for trying Costco Scotch next.
My mantra is "what a deal" alternating with "Costco doesn't actually make it themselves"
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on April 18, 2019, 01:57:28 am
I got there. Wanting fried food now, and or something salty. And I'd like to pet a good dog
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 18, 2019, 11:36:41 pm
I just finished off the bottle of Tullamore Dew. I wish I had access to fried food right now, but I'm hella broke because of fucking medical bills.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on April 18, 2019, 11:43:53 pm
Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump
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Post by: Neal on April 19, 2019, 12:12:51 am
Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump
chai tea latte, April 18, 2019, 11:43:53 pm

He's pretty much telling everyone that these days, though. It's like getting one of those weather alerts on your phone.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 19, 2019, 12:46:34 am
Now I'm thinking of Amber Alerts, but instead of a hideous tone it's a choir of angels and Jesus texting you in all caps about how he definitely meant eye of a sewing needle you fuckers.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Vinny Possum on April 19, 2019, 01:20:47 am
Jesus told me to assassinate Donald Trump
chai tea latte, April 18, 2019, 11:43:53 pm

Well fucking get on it.

Also do you need any help? Not that I'm offering but you know my discord.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: birdie on April 19, 2019, 02:13:11 pm
Got drunk yesterday and woke up all gross today
But then I ate a ton of watermelon and now I feel great
Note to self: watermelon best hangover helper
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on April 22, 2019, 02:34:53 am
I watched Into the Spiderverse again this morning. It is still beautiful and perfect and my second favorite movie. The LEGO movie is #1 but that might be due to personal bias. Chris Miller and Phil Lord are so goddamn good at everything they do (haven't seen Cloudy w/ chance of meatballs, no spoilers).
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on April 22, 2019, 03:12:09 am
You guys ever think about if they actually let Lord and Miller finish Solo it would have been a good movie? I mean, the whole thing where han solo learns every defining aspect of his life within a few days could have been insanely funny if it was played as a joke. but it wasn't. It was just played as a semi-jokey serious movie and it didn't work at all. It sucked. New-Canon-Ass darth maul was an awful shit turn. if it was played as a joke it would have been funny
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on April 22, 2019, 03:12:48 am
cowards let lord & miller do a star wars movie
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 22, 2019, 10:22:34 pm
No rules say a dog can't play basketball, and no enforceable laws say you can't drink on a Monday night
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on April 23, 2019, 10:15:26 pm
So fucking lucky to live in Chicago, can just to to a fucking great blues club any fucking time
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on April 23, 2019, 10:40:58 pm
 Buddy Guy just got on stage for a song, you can say what the fuck you want about Chiraq I wouldn't trade it for anything
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Post by: LancashireMcGee on April 27, 2019, 05:17:15 pm
I tell ya this website needs a dark mode.
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Post by: AgentCoop on April 27, 2019, 05:19:38 pm
I tell ya this website needs a dark mode.
LancashireMcGee, April 27, 2019, 05:17:15 pm

I don't know how to tell u this sire but it has one I think it's in profile options
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Post by: Neal on April 27, 2019, 07:24:44 pm
I bought a bottle of Glen Moray. I aspire to finish it by Monday.

EDIT: Hey, nobody told me not all Scotch is peated. This tastes like honey and vanilla. Not exactly complaining, but I was specifically in the mood for smoky.
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Post by: Neal on April 27, 2019, 11:59:54 pm
Update; half the bottle is gone and I'm drukn enough to thnk about driving to the 24 hour grocery store to get stuff to make nachos.
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Post by: Neal on April 28, 2019, 01:03:09 am
FUCK I took my can opener to work earlier this week and forgot it in my office, so I can't open the Ro-Tel to make the cheese. Nachos will have to wait.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 28, 2019, 09:20:25 pm
Getting close to the bottom of the bottle of Glen Moray. I coughed a little during my last shot and the whiesky went up my noste and it hurt but it also made me runk faster.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 28, 2019, 10:01:06 pm
Getting close to the bottom of the bottle of Glen Moray. I coughed a little during my last shot and the whiesky went up my noste and it hurt but it also made me runk faster.
Neal, April 28, 2019, 09:20:25 pm

Neal don't snort your liquor
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on April 28, 2019, 10:13:18 pm
Getting close to the bottom of the bottle of Glen Moray. I coughed a little during my last shot and the whiesky went up my noste and it hurt but it also made me runk faster.
Neal, April 28, 2019, 09:20:25 pm

Neal don't snort your liquor
🧛‍♀️📘, April 28, 2019, 10:01:06 pm

I DIDNT MEANT O
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Post by: birdie on April 29, 2019, 11:53:48 am
neal NO DRIVEY WHEN DRINKY
also if you plan to snort your liquor pls consider that vice done it first:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mv53gy/powdered-alcohol-got-me-drunk-the-worst-way-possible
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Post by: Neal on April 29, 2019, 12:00:49 pm
neal NO DRIVEY WHEN DRINKY
also if you plan to snort your liquor pls consider that vice done it first:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mv53gy/powdered-alcohol-got-me-drunk-the-worst-way-possible
birdie, April 29, 2019, 11:53:48 am

Don't worry, I was drinking at home, so there was no driving involved. Also, I'm now morbidly curious as to whether powdered alcohol has been used on AllRecipes or sites like that to make food that will get you drunk.
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Post by: Neal on April 30, 2019, 07:26:19 pm
Popping the cork on a bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cask tonight. I have high hopes. Also, I got around to making those nachos I was talking about before, so I have that to look forward to as well.

EDIT: Yikes, this stuff is way more smoky than I anticipated. I mean, that's what I was looking for, but this might be too far in the other direction. I hear Bowmore is more moderate on the peat, so I may try that next. But still, whiskey is whiskey, right?
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Post by: Neal on April 30, 2019, 11:12:13 pm
aww fuck you guys drunk nachos are the best. Here's my recipe:

grond pork, browned with 1 vidalia onion chopped and some taco seasoning
blue corn chips
queso blanco Velveeta with a can of Ro-tel Chipotle
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 03, 2019, 11:41:04 pm
Tonight I had art stuff, then went out to dinner and drinks with some coworkers and friends and tried hard to respectfully flirt with a very cute bartender. But I don't know how to flirt even if someone's interested, and like I'm sure she gets some creepos but I also need to move the fuck on. So I ended up completing her skills and trying to smile like a normal human.

Either way, it was a good night and full of amazing drinks!!!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 04, 2019, 01:35:25 pm
It's 4:30am and I'm drinking and watching metal gear solid let's plays to try and sleep because my neighbour left his radio and cement mixer going in his back yard outside my window so I have to sleep on this lumpy ass lounge and none of it is working, everything is terrible and nothing is right in the world
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Post by: Neal on May 07, 2019, 11:49:22 pm
Talisker Storm is way more palatable to me than Laphroaig. It's also a damn good match for barbecue chicken and cole slaw.
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Post by: Neal on May 09, 2019, 12:01:09 am
I don't know why Maple Nut Goodies are so hard to find, but I had to spend two hours driving all over the county to find some. Now I'm eating them while drinking scotch and it's really good.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 09, 2019, 12:07:01 am
I don't know why Maple Nut Goodies are so hard to find, but I had to spend two hours driving all over the county to find some. Now I'm eating them while drinking scotch and it's really good.
Neal, May 09, 2019, 12:01:09 am

Drunk Sanguinary Novel delivers you a horrible delicious gift!! https://www.candywarehouse.com/brachs-maple-nut-goodies-candy-7-ounce-bag/?Region=500
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 09, 2019, 12:14:22 am
Last night was fucking awful, so tonight I'm taking no chances and getting terribly drunk so I pass the hell out. A temporary fix at least.

Tonight's drink of choice is a Moscow mule, a nice mix of sharp, sweet, and sour. Miss the bitter of a G&T tho. Mixing the two seemslike a bad idea. Watching the really well played Thief LPs. I absolutely suck at sneaking games because I do not have the patience, but the atmosphere and story of the original trilogy is very nice
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on May 09, 2019, 09:56:26 pm
Last night was fucking awful, so tonight I'm taking no chances and getting terribly drunk so I pass the hell out. A temporary fix at least.

Tonight's drink of choice is a Moscow mule, a nice mix of sharp, sweet, and sour. Miss the bitter of a G&T tho. Mixing the two seemslike a bad idea. Watching the really well played Thief LPs. I absolutely suck at sneaking games because I do not have the patience, but the atmosphere and story of the original trilogy is very nice
🧛‍♀️📘, May 09, 2019, 12:14:22 am

The Moscow Mule may be my favorite cocktail of all time, and I've been wanting to make some lately, so thanks for inspiring me to go pick up some vodka tomorrow.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: sambair on May 10, 2019, 03:31:07 am
Made a shandy with store brand orange juice and Honey Brown. It's drinkable!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: birdie on May 10, 2019, 03:52:43 am
Me: sure, I would love to come for a quick post-last-class-drink, classmates!
Me, six hours later: who's apartment am I at. what year is it. who am i (hiccup)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on May 12, 2019, 01:39:21 am
I accidentally bought vodka + liqueur instead of vodka and it is vile.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on May 12, 2019, 05:08:52 am
Boots, and by proxy Lemon and Victor, suggested an excellent bourbon to me and not only did i enjoy it, i switched to cheap swill the moment i stopped noticing how good it was. Now I'm nice and floaty and wanna thank everyone for being who they are.

Also to everyone who is sending me such glowing feedback on the latest EC ep... [heart]
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: sambair on May 16, 2019, 08:07:30 pm
I gotta stay sober enough to drive, but I'm at a bar so I can sneak a couple beers into John Wick 3 in my belly.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: sambair on May 17, 2019, 09:02:35 pm
It's probably not technically a Moscow Mule, but I bought a bottle of lime vodka and a bottle of ginger ale because of this thread, and because I haven't gotten really fucked up in a while.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on May 18, 2019, 01:14:51 am
I've grossly underappreciated people who say just kidding when they're just kidding
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: sambair on May 18, 2019, 02:06:16 am
I will spend as much of my time as I can with you all tomorrow, but it's 3am and I just finished watching Commando, and I have more drinking to do still. I'm gonna watch at least an episode or two of old Simpsons, then several hours of Youtube.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on May 19, 2019, 11:39:17 pm
Remember when I posted in here I wasn't brave enough to buy Costco's blended scotch whisky
I was right
Hey
HEY
DON'T DO IT
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 20, 2019, 10:37:36 pm
Tonight is time for a classic, the gin and tonic with a dash of Angostura! CAN'T BE SAD WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK FUCKERS.

ALSO gonna make some chips and cheese because a little bit o' salt would be divine right now
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 22, 2019, 11:38:56 pm
Guess who's drunk
Drunk again
Sangy's drunk
(Shhh don't tell my friends)

Edit: I really pity whomever ends up with me because I become cloyingly clingy and lovey when drunk. I just really want to smooch someone and tell them how awesome they are with abandon
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on May 24, 2019, 11:07:34 pm
CAN'T BE SAD WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK FUCKERS.
:(
i wissh
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 25, 2019, 10:13:45 pm
CAN'T BE SAD WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK FUCKERS.
:(
i wissh
Turbo Sexaphonic Delight, May 24, 2019, 11:07:34 pm

I'm sorrryyy, may happiness find you on your next inebriation trip
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 25, 2019, 10:15:10 pm
Having ruined two dinners, both which were just simply reheating leftovers, dinner will of the liquid variety.

...and peanut butter Oreos
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2019, 12:19:59 am
guess what everyone... :')

I am nice and warm feeling and I just. Love my friends so dearly. I genuinely don't know how to convey to them how wonderful I think they are! I've met so many good, trustworthy, safe people to be myself with through this community and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. For all that you do for me, and all that you are to me, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I hope you all know who you are. If not, I have work to do. BEING SAPPY!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 27, 2019, 12:26:10 am
guess what everyone... :')

I am nice and warm feeling and I just. Love my friends so dearly. I genuinely don't know how to convey to them how wonderful I think they are! I've met so many good, trustworthy, safe people to be myself with through this community and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. For all that you do for me, and all that you are to me, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I hope you all know who you are. If not, I have work to do. BEING SAPPY!
Shell Game, May 27, 2019, 12:19:59 am

Shell Game... MORE LIKE SAPPY GAME

(Iz good!!)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on May 27, 2019, 01:10:18 am
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578334417857019934/582420849697488896/IMG_20190526_210828.jpg?width=480&height=360)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Salubrious Rex on May 27, 2019, 10:11:18 am
Once I finish my business admin course I want to stop playing video games for a while and just find someone to watch cult movies from the 70s and 80s with for a couple of months
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Jam on May 28, 2019, 09:42:54 pm
I regret everything and it's about 3.30 here but I don't regret it that much because I got wrecked with my frinwedns. I don't know why anyone else had to know this but my friends are good and stuff
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 28, 2019, 09:54:47 pm
I regret everything and it's about 3.30 here but I don't regret it that much because I got wrecked with my frinwedns. I don't know why anyone else had to know this but my friends are good and stuff
Jam, May 28, 2019, 09:42:54 pm

That's a Texas-sized 10-4 on friends good buddy
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Jam on May 28, 2019, 09:59:12 pm
Yeah, friends are pretty great and also I need to sleep now
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 30, 2019, 11:48:37 pm
Came home from an entire 5 hours of hyperfocus and just EXTREMELY wired. So I've decided to drink and depress this mood into something manageable and be able to sleep.

Sensible? Hell no. Dear Lord no. Emphatically no. No bueno. Incredibly unsustainable. But I need to get to sleep soon enough to wake up on time to join a gym to finally tire myself out in a way that DOESN'T destroy my liver. And just feel better about my corporal form.

Edit: dude it is impressive how much I can drink in this state and still be functional...ish. Usually this oz level puts me in a stupor, but damn. Time to drink some water

Edit 2: Note to future SN: self-medicating with alcohol in this state is a fools errand you fool, you fucking moron. It's taken twice the amount of alcohol to bring me down, and it's the same time it would have been had I just laid in bed and be mad about it. Also, less side effects.  Dumb as hell.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on May 31, 2019, 02:05:46 pm
I think I have invented the most rancid drink ever.

The Bšpsi

Bšska Droppar (malort) and Pepsi. Jesus please have mercy on this poor sinner.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on June 02, 2019, 02:25:06 am
gotta get a selfie with Keanu's Walk of Fame star
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on June 03, 2019, 12:55:48 am
gotta go to quakecon this year because they'll probably have wolfenstein merch since it's the same weekend Youngblood releases
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on June 03, 2019, 12:56:53 am
I roll the nickels
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on June 03, 2019, 01:34:13 am
I roll the nickels
AgentCoop, June 03, 2019, 12:56:53 am

Always makes me go put on Ex-Military.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on June 06, 2019, 10:13:36 pm
You gusr are asoem and I specially like my spire group Shell game Mix and Wrought but you're all mostly cool
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 10, 2019, 11:55:25 pm
Ran out of stuff for Moscow mules, but did pick up this excellent grapefruit vodka. I've cut it with tonic just to make it last longer, but I need to find something proper to mix it with. I thought a Paloma, but that's made with tequila, and seems wrong. Maybe just straight?!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on June 11, 2019, 02:37:34 pm
Ran out of stuff for Moscow mules, but did pick up this excellent grapefruit vodka. I've cut it with tonic just to make it last longer, but I need to find something proper to mix it with. I thought a Paloma, but that's made with tequila, and seems wrong. Maybe just straight?!
Bobguinary Novel, June 10, 2019, 11:55:25 pm

For grapefruit vodka, I'd recommend a splash of grenadine. If you have a Middle Eastern market available, get it there, not at a supermarket or something, because it is more likely to be made with real pomegranate.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 11, 2019, 03:36:45 pm
Ran out of stuff for Moscow mules, but did pick up this excellent grapefruit vodka. I've cut it with tonic just to make it last longer, but I need to find something proper to mix it with. I thought a Paloma, but that's made with tequila, and seems wrong. Maybe just straight?!
Bobguinary Novel, June 10, 2019, 11:55:25 pm

For grapefruit vodka, I'd recommend a splash of grenadine. If you have a Middle Eastern market available, get it there, not at a supermarket or something, because it is more likely to be made with real pomegranate.
Neal, June 11, 2019, 02:37:34 pm

My city doesn't have a proper Middle Eastern market (a rad Eastern market though), but there is a store nearby with a very robust ME selection. I'll have to see if it's there.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on June 11, 2019, 08:19:05 pm
I've found I can get rid of a bunch of this shitty costco scotch by diluting it with diet SquirtTM. It's not good but it's what I deserve for buying an $18 handle of liquor. I must be halfway done now, or at least close. Keep me in your prayers
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 12, 2019, 10:53:37 pm
I've almost figured out how to make this grapefruit vodka taste like Fresca - so in the immortal words of Darkwing Duck

Let's
Get
Dangerous
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm
Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on June 12, 2019, 11:24:23 pm
Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 12, 2019, 11:27:42 pm
Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
chai tea latte, June 12, 2019, 11:24:23 pm

Next fplus live, I'll bring the birthday cake vodka and we can reenact that scene from Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark. To be clear, I'll lose because I still can't believe you made it out of the last live after party without a scratch
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on June 13, 2019, 12:09:37 am
Wow bruins got rocked.  You folks ever stick one of those tropical twisted teas in the freezer for like an hour?
AgentCoop, June 12, 2019, 11:09:44 pm

Shhh sometimes I embrace my white girl genes and buy those tropical drink freeze pouches and drink those (and add more vodka)
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:20:02 pm
birtbday cake vodka gets anyone on earth 'white girl drunk' but for you and I I think it reaches a special and dangerous level
chai tea latte, June 12, 2019, 11:24:23 pm

Next fplus live, I'll bring the birthday cake vodka and we can reenact that scene from Indiana Jones and The Lost Ark. To be clear, I'll lose because I still can't believe you made it out of the last live after party without a scratch
Bobguinary Novel, June 12, 2019, 11:27:42 pm
Not only without a scratch, but up one cape!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on June 13, 2019, 03:10:36 pm
when u pick up ur beer and its all light and u shake it and there's no sloshing at all and its empty :(((((((
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Salubrious Rex on June 16, 2019, 01:28:44 pm
I like how I write D&D stuff and world building a hell of a lot more when i'm drinking. I really need to work on my world building more when I'm drunk.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 23, 2019, 10:18:55 pm
Night time is the worst time, so I fix
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 27, 2019, 10:13:17 pm
So yeah, strawberry gin? Weird as fuck - not horrible, but not great either. Not sure what other outcome I expected, but it's like a bitter strawberry vodka. Mixes alright with limeade, but again, why not just use cheaper flavored vodka?

All of this is moot, as it will not stop me from buying a different dumb flavored beer/liquor. If the chocolate chai stout didn't learn me, nothing will
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mique on June 28, 2019, 06:41:15 pm
(https://i.redd.it/lwoeglrnj6731.jpg)
New place got set up finally. Now I can be drinking.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on June 28, 2019, 08:32:18 pm
I  might not be one of the more prolific posters on here but I want you to know that I love you all and that I'd take a bullet for each and every one of you.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on June 28, 2019, 08:49:51 pm
friend just left for the night, we shared some butterscotch and apple pie moonshine from the ozarks. all alone now. drinking alone isn't as fun as everyone says so i'm switching to diet coke with cherry for a bit before having a before-bed something or other.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on June 28, 2019, 09:07:35 pm
I  might not be one of the more prolific posters on here but I want you to know that I love you all and that I'd take a bullet for each and every one of you.
Mr. Hunky Academia, June 28, 2019, 08:32:18 pm

Please Mr Academia, think of your students! Without a hunky professor, how will they make it out of bed in the morning!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mique on June 28, 2019, 09:17:33 pm
He'll take all the bullets and shrug them off with a flash of his shining teeth!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Carbon on June 28, 2019, 11:28:56 pm
St. Bernardus Abt 12
I'd get it again but only as my only beer for the night
Like a porter that someone just spiked with vodka, yet without watering down the porter taste. Just added burn
Enjoyable
I want to be sober so I can be in my air conditioned car
Gonna use my streak freeze on Duolingo and forget about doing it now at the pub. I'm at 102 days I've earned it
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Shell Game on June 29, 2019, 12:28:26 am
HI EVERYONE IT'S ME AGAIN

i've been through a lot the last couple years, but i really feel that y'all who make the community feel so... community-like? you've been something kinda special to me. I feel like I've found a fuckin' family in my extra credit cast/crew. seriously, the friends i've made thanks to this place i love to death, in a way i never thought possible before (blood relatives suck!) and i'm just so, so grateful for it all.

Wow it's so much easier to get me drunk... I like it!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on June 29, 2019, 01:23:50 am
Hey you jerks! You're all great, and I'm better knowing you,!
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on June 29, 2019, 01:27:04 am
Hey you jerks! You're all great, and I'm better knowing you,!
Achilles' Heelies, June 29, 2019, 01:23:50 am
NOICE
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2019, 05:35:19 am
I'm Canadian and I've traveled down to Seattle to celebrate pride in July (Vancouver - my home) does not celebrate it in pride month because of dumb local history. Tonight I saw the dykes on bikes (excellent) and met several online friends and hung out in a park, and then I believe I accidentally and sexily wrecked a 5 year engagement by not even kissing a woman who seemed to be poly but also later appeared to be in an abusive relationship? She was  very drunk and I got her a glass of water when she fell down drunk. Not one to kiss and tell but having rather a long night of it {owned). But when I was looking for this hot redhead who grinded on me I met this woman from not only my (Canadian) city but my 5 neighbourhood who was a powerful and 5* romantic butch and is going to. Be my wife
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2019, 05:41:15 am
If yore LGBT+ (yes, you) you have to bulb this it's the rules. Let's hit a record!!  Xoxo chai 😘🎠💃
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Mique on July 05, 2019, 08:58:10 pm
I'm pretty sure I had like 2/3 of this bottle left, and now it's like...
Under 1/3? I dunno, but it's good and I don't want to try standing up.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 05, 2019, 09:15:15 pm
I'm pretty sure I had like 2/3 of this bottle left, and now it's like...
Under 1/3? I dunno, but it's good and I don't want to try standing up.
Mique, July 05, 2019, 08:58:10 pm

Bottle of what? That makes a difference.

I bought a bottle of Irish cream, a bottle of espresso liqueur, and a bottle of 100 proof vodka, and I'm turning the whole thing into frozen mudslides starting 15 minutes ago.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 08, 2019, 12:34:38 am
Started out the evening with some Hendricks Midsummer; lightly floral with some orange peel. Great over ice, as it cuts some of the "alcohol" taste. I have enough for some with tonic, maybe that'll help. A solid try if you like your gin with a bit of a floral taste. Probably wouldn't add bitters.

...then I polished off the rest of the grapefruit vodka with some limeade and now I'm terribly drunk, which means I'm all lovelorn, which is a little gross and unhelpful, but whatever ride that shit through
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on July 08, 2019, 01:37:38 am
ice cream is so good
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 09, 2019, 10:33:06 pm
Having a third of a bottle of Irish cream, vodka, and espresso liqueur mixed into a very large mudslide is probably not the time to be reseasoning my wok but here I am.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2019, 12:57:12 am
Where the hell is the last beer from the six pack. It was JUST RIGHT HERE.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: chai tea latte on July 10, 2019, 01:56:10 am
Where the hell is the last beer from the six pack. It was JUST RIGHT HERE.
chai tea latte, July 10, 2019, 12:57:12 am
it was under my pillow??
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on July 10, 2019, 01:57:32 am
I hope it wasn't open. Otherwise that's some bad news for laundry day.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: boooo566 on July 11, 2019, 02:44:31 pm
I'm not tall enough for standing room only music venues. Cant see shit.

My solution is to have another drink until I dont care anymore. It is working.

I seem to have b u s t e d my back. I'm 24 I should have two or three years left before I start decaying.

Time after Time is currently playing between the opener an the main act and it's gotta hurt turning up and singing and dancing live and then having an mp3 get a better response.

Also time after time bangs
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 12, 2019, 11:25:05 pm
I know I shouldn't but I'm just tipsy enough to want to go out and get some drunk food. A cheesesteak from Sheetz sounds really good right now.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on July 12, 2019, 11:36:47 pm
Get that cheesestake my homie peppers and onions no doubt so listen I'm a little fucked up been drinking all night man them screwdrivers be hittin
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 12, 2019, 11:45:11 pm
Get that cheesestake my homie peppers and onions no doubt so listen I'm a little fucked up been drinking all night man them screwdrivers be hittin
AgentCoop, July 12, 2019, 11:36:47 pm

Okay you've convinced me, but peppers are heterodox to Philly composition and I will not be adding them.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on July 12, 2019, 11:57:20 pm
Get that cheesestake my homie peppers and onions no doubt so listen I'm a little fucked up been drinking all night man them screwdrivers be hittin
AgentCoop, July 12, 2019, 11:36:47 pm

Okay you've convinced me, but peppers are heterodox to Philly composition and I will not be adding them.
Neal, July 12, 2019, 11:45:11 pm
I will suffer with my green peps in silence
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 13, 2019, 12:21:03 am
Get that cheesestake my homie peppers and onions no doubt so listen I'm a little fucked up been drinking all night man them screwdrivers be hittin
AgentCoop, July 12, 2019, 11:36:47 pm

Okay you've convinced me, but peppers are heterodox to Philly composition and I will not be adding them.
Neal, July 12, 2019, 11:45:11 pm
I will suffer with my green peps in silence
AgentCoop, July 12, 2019, 11:57:20 pm

Hey, man, I'm not telling you what to put in your mouth. I have a rule against that. I'm just saying how I take my sandwiches. I admit I'm weirdly purist and have Opinions about how certain things should be made and named.

Anyway, overheard in line while I was waiting on my food: "Tallboy. Smirnoff Ice. That's a man's drink." Exchange took place between two guys who, if they were about five years older, I would bet good money had a lower-tier YouTube series about Slender Man at one point.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: AgentCoop on July 13, 2019, 12:25:21 am
Listen, masculinity (and the other one) they are a charade, and if a bro wanna drink Smirnoff ice how am I to stop a brother
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 13, 2019, 12:30:42 am
Gender is a scam, but so are drinks with 4.5% ABV.

Also, some asshole put a Diet Mountain Dew back in the place where regular lives, and I grabbed it by mistake, and now the wretched artificial sweetener taste is ruining the glory of my trash sandwich.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Spenny on July 13, 2019, 03:10:43 am
Gender is a scam
Neal, July 13, 2019, 12:30:42 am

Yeah! Gender is a fake idea! (I use this same line on people who don't know Achewood. I can tell from your avatar that you know Achewood. I wish I was drunker so I could fall asleep faster.)
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: floaty ghost on July 13, 2019, 03:51:54 pm
Am drunk and working hard at it. I just joined, and reading loosely through some threads a not infrequent theme, a feeling of being broken or maladjusted, and catharisis or comfort in this community.
How do you feel okay?
Having a hard time with it.
Title: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
Post by: Neal on July 13, 2019, 04:49:24 pm
Gender is a scam
Neal, July 13, 2019, 12:30:42 am

Yeah! Gender is a fake idea! (I use this same line on people who don't know Achewood. I can tell from your avatar that you know Achewood. I wish I was drunker so I could fall asleep faster.)
Spenny, July 13, 2019, 03:10:43 am

I actually just changed my avatar last night because AgentCoop and I were perilously close to turning into real-life Ray and Roast Beef from the tenor of our conversation.