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Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Lemon on October 22, 2016, 08:04:06 pm
(https://thefpl.us/content/3-episode/253-231/oc37.jpg)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: SirSlarty on October 22, 2016, 09:58:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zi3s78e.png)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: BARK RANGER on October 23, 2016, 12:06:20 am
Sonic OC creators are favored by God, deal with it.

At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Who, then, is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?”.  He called a child to him, and placed the child among them.  And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 18:1-3

It's too bad their rules forbid explicitly religious material, I want to see some RP logs of Leblanc the Hedgehog's crucifixion, or Bangs the Wizard Hog's mass circumcision of the Shechemites.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Please And Thanks on October 23, 2016, 02:08:17 am
There's a new amazing username every 5 minutes this episode, think I'm gana stick with Suicide Jesus The Hedgehog though
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 23, 2016, 02:45:13 am
I learned that not only are there Sonic fans who are so far gone that they like Sonic 2006 enough to include it in their fan character bullshit, but that their fan character backstories are all 1000% better than the actual plot of Sonic 2006.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: izzy on October 23, 2016, 02:57:20 am
 "Illegal hedgehog substances" is my new favorite phrase in the English language.

Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Cleretic on October 23, 2016, 03:09:53 am
I learned that not only are there Sonic fans who are so far gone that they like Sonic 2006 enough to include it in their fan character bullshit, but that their fan character backstories are all 1000% better than the actual plot of Sonic 2006.
Sherman the Hedgetank, October 23, 2016, 02:45:13 am
You know those reviews kicking around online trying to look positively back on the Star Wars prequels, that ultimately amount to the author getting extremely distracted by surface details and ignoring--willingly or not--the actual extreme flaws of the movies in favor of focusing on the tons of light sabers (which is itself a bad thing but it's at least pretty)? Red Letter Media's recent Force Awakens review dissected some of them.

Sonic 2006 fans are the same. They either forgive or ignore the more fundamental structural flaws of it, because some of its other flaws actually appeal to them. The shitty parts of its story appeal specifically to them, of course they're going to ignore that gravity is a mere suggestion in that game.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Patterns on October 23, 2016, 10:14:48 am
You know, I hear about how there's a strong correlation between Sonic and autism, but I always think that's just looking at a biased sample. I've never met someone who's a Sonic fan in real life (that I know of,) but I imagine they're probably normal, well-adjusted people.

But jesus christ, the autism is palpable here. What is with this fanbase.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2016, 10:27:14 am
You know, I hear about how there's a strong correlation between Sonic and autism, but I always think that's just looking at a biased sample. I've never met someone who's a Sonic fan in real life (that I know of,) but I imagine they're probably normal, well-adjusted people.

But jesus christ, the autism is palpable here. What is with this fanbase.
Patterns, October 23, 2016, 10:14:48 am
This forum once determined the answer.

https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=214.msg3121#msg3121
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Patterns on October 23, 2016, 12:20:38 pm
You know, I hear about how there's a strong correlation between Sonic and autism, but I always think that's just looking at a biased sample. I've never met someone who's a Sonic fan in real life (that I know of,) but I imagine they're probably normal, well-adjusted people.

But jesus christ, the autism is palpable here. What is with this fanbase.
Patterns, October 23, 2016, 10:14:48 am
This forum once determined the answer.

https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=214.msg3121#msg3121
pumpkin spice latte, October 23, 2016, 10:27:14 am

Wow, that was really informative. I have no further questions.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: RedMinjo on October 23, 2016, 12:52:19 pm
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Yavuz on October 23, 2016, 02:21:32 pm
I thought that there was no way that "Selim the Hedgehog" would come up with anything.

Good lord, was I ever wrong.

Ballp.it, meet "Selim 'Sliat' Reworp"*.

(http://i.imgur.com/ncnaFiz.gif)

This comes from a page on the Sonic Fanon Wiki (http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Selim_'Sliat'_Reworp). He is an insane criminal who has magical diabetes. He also has exactly 23 likes and dislikes apiece, and his blood type is AB.

Sliat then goes into a mental breakdown screaming "IS EVERYTHING I KNOW A LIE?!?! WAS I CREATED AS NOTHING BUT A MEMORY AND COPY!??!! WHO AM I!?!?! AM I EVEN REAL!?!?! DO I HAVE A HEART OF MY OWN!?!?! OR IS THAT A LIE TOO?!?!?!" After Sliat goes into a mental breakdown, Proto and Zeal take him to the hospital, and Slait falls into a coma for 2 weeks.Quote from

"CRAAAAAAAP!!!!!!" -when encountering giant opponent

"Damn..." -when something bad happens

"Oh Sh**!!" -When falling off a high place, rockslide happens, etc

"HOLY CRAP?!?!!?!" -when surprised

"Hell no..." -when fighting someone thats over 20 feet tall

"IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO BOOM!!!!" -when being a sadistic bomber

"I'LL PUMP YOU FULL OF LEAD!!!!!" -when being a sadistic gunner

"I'LL SLICE YOU TO RIBBONS!!!!!" -when being a sadistic swordsman

"Oooh...I'm gonna have to get my hands REALLY bloody this time..." -when about to murder viciouslyQuote from

*Read the words backwards.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: A Meat on October 23, 2016, 02:25:34 pm
Yourname the Hedgehog is an amazing thing to show people who aren't internet fandom savvy, it's such an insane thing that basically whatever name you search for, you will find an OC
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Yavuz on October 23, 2016, 02:47:11 pm
I couldn't quite tell if "Leblanc the Hedgehog" was sincere, or if that was some PUA/MRA/MGTOW/other dumb Manosphere idiocy guy's idea of what a "White Knight" Sonic OC would be like.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Zekka on October 23, 2016, 06:10:04 pm
oh hey, the isfahano link on the episode page requires you to be logged in.

you guys are welcome to mirror that if you want, but not required.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: sincerelyest on October 23, 2016, 07:08:55 pm
Been a while since a podcast made me laugh out loud that hard.  These last few episodes have been particularly amazing.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 23, 2016, 08:01:14 pm
I just realized something... this was an entire episode on Sonic fanfiction and there wasn't a single mention of David Gonterman!
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Patterns on October 23, 2016, 08:10:16 pm
Yourname the Hedgehog is an amazing thing to show people who aren't internet fandom savvy, it's such an insane thing that basically whatever name you search for, you will find an OC
A Meat, October 23, 2016, 02:25:34 pm

I googled "Patrick the Hedgehog" and found some nice DeviantArt
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 23, 2016, 08:20:27 pm
Hello the Singularity, how are you today? (http://juggalo-the-hedgehog.deviantart.com/)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 23, 2016, 09:03:34 pm
(http://pre08.deviantart.net/d024/th/pre/i/2005/364/f/b/vinny_the_hedgehog_by_pyrohedgehog4ever.jpg)

This would be my OC from the Sonic Universe, drawn. The coloring scheme took a while...and I'm not pleased with the hands..but other then that, I hope you guys like this! Oh, and for the Santa hat...this was going to be made on Christmas....explaining the hat.....yeah.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: AgentCoop on October 23, 2016, 09:26:28 pm
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/b50a1224ff8c2a8f6ac4afe2314b0eb9/tumblr_nktjfcZTCr1rhqriro1_400.jpg)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 23, 2016, 10:46:50 pm
(http://pre07.deviantart.net/9ee7/th/pre/i/2006/026/c/3/boulevard_of_broken_songs_by_pyrohedgehog4ever.jpg)

'I walk a lonely road, the only that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone.'
'Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.'

Beginning to the song 'Boulevard of Broken Songs' by Green Day and Party Ben, Shadow representing Party Ben, Vinny representing Green Day.

Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: AgentCoop on October 23, 2016, 10:49:52 pm
(http://pre07.deviantart.net/9ee7/th/pre/i/2006/026/c/3/boulevard_of_broken_songs_by_pyrohedgehog4ever.jpg)

'I walk a lonely road, the only that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone.'
'Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.'

Beginning to the song 'Boulevard of Broken Songs' by Green Day and Party Ben, Shadow representing Party Ben, Vinny representing Green Day.
Vinny the Hedgepossum, October 23, 2016, 10:46:50 pm
Liam and Noel Gallagher the Hedgehogs
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: znarf on October 24, 2016, 12:51:18 am
Apollo Kraid?
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 24, 2016, 02:11:19 am
OK, I'll admit I like sonic the hedgehog and I have autism, and I do think that sonic generations is a good 3D era game, but what was with the guy who really liked Sonic 2006? Is liking game breaking bugs a fetish now?
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Frank West on October 24, 2016, 02:17:18 am
OK, I'll admit I like sonic the hedgehog and I have autism, and I do think that sonic generations is a good 3D era game, but what was with the guy who really liked Sonic 2006? Is liking game breaking bugs a fetish now?
MyFaceBeHi, October 24, 2016, 02:11:19 am

If you're the kinda person who likes story in sonic games, sonic 06 has a loooot of it!
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 24, 2016, 02:23:18 am
OK, I'll admit I like sonic the hedgehog and I have autism, and I do think that sonic generations is a good 3D era game, but what was with the guy who really liked Sonic 2006? Is liking game breaking bugs a fetish now?
MyFaceBeHi, October 24, 2016, 02:11:19 am

If you're the kinda person who likes story in sonic games, sonic 06 has a loooot of it!
Frank West, October 24, 2016, 02:17:18 am

I'm not sure if you could call the complicated rush job in sonic 06 a """story""". Also my only experience of the game is the Pokécaptain SA LP of it a few years back.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 24, 2016, 03:22:20 am
OK, I'll admit I like sonic the hedgehog and I have autism, and I do think that sonic generations is a good 3D era game, but what was with the guy who really liked Sonic 2006? Is liking game breaking bugs a fetish now?
MyFaceBeHi, October 24, 2016, 02:11:19 am

If you're the kinda person who likes story in sonic games, sonic 06 has a loooot of it!
Frank West, October 24, 2016, 02:17:18 am

I'm not sure if you could call the complicated rush job in sonic 06 a """story""". Also my only experience of the game is the Pokécaptain SA LP of it a few years back.
MyFaceBeHi, October 24, 2016, 02:23:18 am

My entire knowledge of Sonic 2006 is from watching the Retsupurae LP. At a certain point it stop being an LP and starts being like a video game-themed adaptation of a Lovecraft character's descent into madness.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 24, 2016, 05:15:33 am
Yeah, towards the end they got so mad they just accepted their fate. You can see them all going through the basis stages of grief.

Still it could be worse, there are 2 new Sonic games coming out next year. One being a 2D platformer by that one guy who made the remastered sonic 1 & 2, and another 3D sonic game.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on October 24, 2016, 06:41:12 am
My Sonic OC is called Lemon the Hedgehog and his catchphrase is "Maximum Pussy".

Incidentally what is this weird nexus between Sonic OC fans and Catholicism.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 24, 2016, 07:45:46 am
Sonic, patron saint of Speed. Also patron saint of autism and original characters, do not steal!
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Lemon on October 24, 2016, 09:11:56 am
A couple of friends of mine were playing The Hedgehog Game this weekend.

(http://pre13.deviantart.net/adba/th/pre/i/2015/191/6/4/bg__jessica_the_hedgehog_by_ant_d-d90subz.png)

Jessica won.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on October 24, 2016, 02:58:34 pm
I'm both delighted and horrified that a random joke made to me by speedrunners has turned into... this. Such is the magic and nightmare of the internet.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Positronic on October 24, 2016, 07:33:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZLfCmnd.png)

Hi Frank West, I hope you like this drawing I did of your character!!! If you don't like it I'll just... hate my life... *cries in corner*

I love these types of episodes and I'm glad wikis became popular after I was really into making fan characters.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on October 24, 2016, 07:49:45 pm
Suicide Jesus The Hedgehog Is Painless
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Knitting Machine on October 24, 2016, 09:33:43 pm
I've mentioned it before, but I was one of those weird Sonic fans back in middle school. I had no friends, a shitty home life, and pretending to be a hedgehog was the highlight of my day. What's weird is that I don't remember why I latched onto Sonic the Hedgehog. I guess it was just the first forum I ran into online? I ended up ditching it completely after a creep stalked me through various forums because I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'm sure he's out there still, trying to pressure preteen girls into cyber sex. Hedgehog cyber sex.

Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Yavuz on October 25, 2016, 11:57:59 am
The husky vampire made me imagine Fat Voice Dracula, and that is a great mental image.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Psammetichus on October 25, 2016, 02:45:56 pm
You know, if Henry Darger was born in 1992 instead of 1892, he'd have written fifteen thousand pages about Sonic rather than about child slave rebellions. Really, Spongebob100 is the Darger of the 21st Century.

That having been said:

(http://i.imgur.com/wJFu5u5.png)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 25, 2016, 03:17:39 pm
why does edwin have so much batch

why is it all crinkly
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: A Meat on October 26, 2016, 04:31:58 am
why does edwin have so much batch

why is it all crinkly
GooseBusters HQ, October 25, 2016, 03:17:39 pm
he's wearing a merkin
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Psammetichus on October 26, 2016, 09:26:47 am
Make A merkin Great Again
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on October 27, 2016, 04:31:18 pm
Hey guys check out my awesome hedgehog that I made!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/EEA3m2j.png)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 27, 2016, 06:11:19 pm
Awww honey! Show it to Daddy and we can put it on the fridge.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 27, 2016, 06:55:50 pm
Aaaand I just made myself feel sad because I reminded myself that these kids have probably never heard that. :(
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: LaserSeusan on October 27, 2016, 11:02:59 pm
Hey guys check out my awesome hedgehog that I made!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/EEA3m2j.png)
Perfectly Normal Novel, October 27, 2016, 04:31:18 pm

Awesome! I wanna get in on this train and make my own custom character too!

(http://i.imgur.com/CNbeZ5N.png)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: positive stress on October 27, 2016, 11:09:43 pm
(https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNxkEOhCAMAMC_8ABKgVXqbwgSNFFLaD0Z_74eJpnH3OMwi9lUuywA6y6Fx2pFeeRWbWNuR819F1v4hKyay3bWSwV8SI5SmNH_CL9HAh8xYnAYnZsCJZon6FezH_P-AXtgIQ8.Z8idwywO3QSGvb9wx9u3vYak_V0)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on October 28, 2016, 12:15:46 am
(https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNxkEOhCAMAMC_8ABKgVXqbwgSNFFLaD0Z_74eJpnH3OMwi9lUuywA6y6Fx2pFeeRWbWNuR819F1v4hKyay3bWSwV8SI5SmNH_CL9HAh8xYnAYnZsCJZon6FezH_P-AXtgIQ8.Z8idwywO3QSGvb9wx9u3vYak_V0)
fruithag, October 27, 2016, 11:09:43 pm
seen above: ZA the hedgegog in his Falze Zetta Fruithag form where he can take on the abilityies of enemiyes
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Gyro on October 28, 2016, 02:04:11 am
youre all just artistic THIEFS... are you reddy to be BLOWNED AWAY By real talent?!?!?

(http://i.imgur.com/EWyErDJ.png)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 28, 2016, 02:36:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZLfCmnd.png)

Hi Frank West, I hope you like this drawing I did of your character!!! If you don't like it I'll just... hate my life... *cries in corner*

I love these types of episodes and I'm glad wikis became popular after I was really into making fan characters.
Positronic, October 24, 2016, 07:33:27 pm

Ecce hedgehog.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 28, 2016, 11:17:20 am
Now I have to buy another fridge.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sphagnum on October 28, 2016, 01:01:33 pm
Sonic 06 is a fascinating specimen.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 28, 2016, 02:26:02 pm
To be fair the soundtrack to Sonic 06 is the only good thing about Sonic 06. Everything else doesn't make sense, like pretty much every Sonic game!
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 28, 2016, 03:09:20 pm
To be fair the soundtrack to Sonic 06 is the only good thing about Sonic 06. Everything else doesn't make sense, like pretty much every Sonic game!
MyFaceBeHi, October 28, 2016, 02:26:02 pm


You and I have different definitions of the word "good."
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: LowBatteryLife on October 28, 2016, 11:10:59 pm
"A Chaos control taked the Hedgehogs to the Sonic´s World in Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) they were scared so they hid a lot of time. When they found Chemical Plant they said that was Perfect to live in..." And I got angry because I will never hear the chemical plant theme without thinking of this asspile. Then I thought, WAIT A MINUTE, Chemical Plant is from Sonic 2, which came out in 1992! Did you even play Sonic the Hedgehog?

Then I felt like i'd lost something important, as a human.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Shigan on October 28, 2016, 11:48:09 pm
Sphagnum, October 28, 2016, 01:01:33 pm

Holy shit, everybody needs to listen to this one. THESE LYRICS.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: positive stress on October 29, 2016, 12:31:20 am
Look, with all due respect to All Hail Shadow, please don't even pretend it has better lyrics than His World

C'mon and light the fuse, he's a rocket and he's ready to go
'Cause now the coutdown has started and he's ready to blow
He's got the dope sounds pumpin in a stereo (-eo!)
Kick'n ass fast... puttin' on a show
Go on and get yourself together, there's no time to rest
And if you put the time in he'll put you to the test
He's like the runnin' man, in his world more is less
And if you wanna test him best bring your best
Don't make me spell it out, bring your best!

In this world (His world!) Where life is strong
In this world (His world!) Life's an open book
In this world (His world!) Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step meets the rest!
In this world (His world!) Where one is all
In this world (His world!) Never fear the fall
In this world (His world!) Where compromise does not exist
In his world of worlds, every step meets the rest!

Runnin' it back again, well what'dja expect?
Comin' at ya with ten out of ten, got a real rough neck
Spikes up his memories, straps on his shoes
'Cause he's the best there ever was, haven't you heard the news?
Intergalactic continental champ, running things
Hyperactive instrumental with pulling strings
See he's the one who'll understands when the tides will swing
So he's breaking down doors, never following
C'mon and psyche yourself up, 'cause it's time to play
Bouncin' the beats and the rhymes 'cause they're here to stay
The one and only miracle now ripping the day
Movin' up, commin' fast, and he'll blow you away
Because the pressures of this world make you take their toll
And it's time to get away when we take ahold
The only way to break free is to break the mold
You can't stop now, lock and load
Don't stop now, c'mon, rock n' roll!

This is a song about Sonic the Hedgehog
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 29, 2016, 02:38:26 am
To be fair the soundtrack to Sonic 06 is the only good thing about Sonic 06. Everything else doesn't make sense, like pretty much every Sonic game!
MyFaceBeHi, October 28, 2016, 02:26:02 pm


You and I have different definitions of the word "good."
FattyBooBatty, October 28, 2016, 03:09:20 pm

HEY, FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THE MUSIC WAS TH-

Oh god, I'm one of "them," aren't I! I need a moment.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Cleretic on October 29, 2016, 04:45:44 am
This entire conversation is completely invalid, because it's not even talking about the third, most (arguably) good character theme from 2006.


I always felt like this one at the very least felt the most like it 'should' be in a Sonic game, because it sounds like it was made in the 90s.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sphagnum on October 29, 2016, 02:01:21 pm
A fascinating, fucked up specimen.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: BARK RANGER on November 03, 2016, 12:18:07 am
The categories (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Categories) page is the gift that keeps on giving

Candidates for speedy deletion‏‎ (202 members)
Black Metal fans‏‎ (4 members)
Metalheads‏‎ (16 members)
Foxhog‏‎ (1 member)
Multiple personalities‏‎ (11 members)
Future hedgehogs‏‎ (2 members)
Cow Cream‏‎ (2 members)
Douchebags‏‎ (2 members)
Copyright by DUBSTEPxSonic‏‎ (3 members)
GamingDubstepGriffin101's Characters‏‎ (1 member)
Dead‏‎ (12 members)
Gun Weilder‏‎ (21 members)
Gun Wielder‏‎ (5 members)
Haruhi High‏‎ (6 members)
Has a job‏‎ (4 members)
Has few friends‏‎ (28 members)
Member of The Royal Family‏‎ (8 members)
Member of the Unholy Trinity‏‎ (3 members)
Has more than one Love interest‏‎ (3 members)
Happy Alone‏‎ (2 members)
IBS‏‎ (1 member)
Characters addicted to birdsauce‏‎ (2 members)

wait, what (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Birdsauce)

Birdsauce is a combination of mayonaise, Alphonium, flour, and water thoroughly stirred together to make a revolting taste. To some users, it is considered a drug.

Birdsauce is banned in multiple countries. It can only be found when coming across a drug dealer or Tesla The Hedgehog himself. It can also be created by the user, too.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Yavuz on November 03, 2016, 12:39:32 am
The categories (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Categories) page is the gift that keeps on giving

Candidates for speedy deletion‏‎ (202 members)
Black Metal fans‏‎ (4 members)
Metalheads‏‎ (16 members)
Foxhog‏‎ (1 member)
Multiple personalities‏‎ (11 members)
Future hedgehogs‏‎ (2 members)
Cow Cream‏‎ (2 members)
Douchebags‏‎ (2 members)
Copyright by DUBSTEPxSonic‏‎ (3 members)
GamingDubstepGriffin101's Characters‏‎ (1 member)
Dead‏‎ (12 members)
Gun Weilder‏‎ (21 members)
Gun Wielder‏‎ (5 members)
Haruhi High‏‎ (6 members)
Has a job‏‎ (4 members)
Has few friends‏‎ (28 members)
Member of The Royal Family‏‎ (8 members)
Member of the Unholy Trinity‏‎ (3 members)
Has more than one Love interest‏‎ (3 members)
Happy Alone‏‎ (2 members)
IBS‏‎ (1 member)
Characters addicted to birdsauce‏‎ (2 members)

wait, what (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Birdsauce)

Birdsauce is a combination of mayonaise, Alphonium, flour, and water thoroughly stirred together to make a revolting taste. To some users, it is considered a drug.

Birdsauce is banned in multiple countries. It can only be found when coming across a drug dealer or Tesla The Hedgehog himself. It can also be created by the user, too.
BARK RANGER, November 03, 2016, 12:18:07 am

Trivia
Controversially the weirdest fictional drug in the Sonic fanbase.

Also, based on the categories, there are 13 fursonas (there are obviously more than that, but there are 13 pages in the "Fursona" category), and one of them is "Hugo the Turphant (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Hugo_the_Turphant)".

Hugo the turphant is a Turphant who lives in the Pulvix.

That sure was helpful, wasn't it?

This wiki is the fucking best.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Dawnswalker on November 03, 2016, 04:23:33 pm
I blame Ken Penders.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: SirSlarty on November 03, 2016, 07:28:52 pm
IBS‏‎ (1 member)

Birdsauce is a combination of mayonaise, Alphonium, flour, and water thoroughly stirred together to make a revolting taste. To some users, it is considered a drug.
BARK RANGER, November 03, 2016, 12:18:07 am

There's your problem.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Knitting Machine on November 03, 2016, 09:36:36 pm
Today my autistic nine-year-old nephew told me all about his Sonic fan character, which was literally just one of the characters with a different name.

Still better than Jake the Hedgehog
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Isfahan on November 03, 2016, 09:45:56 pm
Twenty-one members in "Gun Weilder," only five members in "Gun Wielder."

There are directly-overlapping groups and the one that's misspelled has over four times as many members. Let that sink in.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Yavuz on November 03, 2016, 10:32:41 pm
Twenty-one members in "Gun Weilder," only five members in "Gun Wielder."

There are directly-overlapping groups and the one that's misspelled has over four times as many members. Let that sink in.
Isfahan, November 03, 2016, 09:45:56 pm

There is one character in the "Professer (http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Proffeser)" category, and this is the category description:

this is for seincetis, and school theachers
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Neal on November 14, 2016, 08:04:24 pm
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5622/25355936009_3d2c335331_o.jpg)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Nyarai on November 15, 2016, 09:16:40 am
Wait, Steven Tyler did the Sonic SatAM theme? The Steven Tyler?

I had no idea.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: positive stress on November 15, 2016, 01:39:42 pm
As hard as it is to imagine in 2016, Sonic the Hedgehog did used to be a cool, popular series. Michael Jackson worked on music for Sonic 3
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Megacrex inepta on November 20, 2016, 05:33:14 am
crypto the bithog
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Megacrex inepta on November 20, 2016, 05:36:42 am
his weakness is


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Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on February 06, 2017, 12:05:44 pm
I can't be the only one here who can't see the title of this episode without wanting to append it with "can never be buggered at all," right?
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on February 26, 2017, 04:59:32 am
(https://i.imgur.com/1WIcagN.jpg)
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Lost Season on July 24, 2017, 12:57:35 am
So, uh, I have something that adds to the craziness of White Knight LeBlanc the Hedgehog. During the reading, there seems to be general disbelief over the existence of knights in London, Ontario, but there are in fact quite a few! Just, not how you think:

(http://i.imgur.com/IHu0mrF.png)

The London Knights (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Knights) are a junior hockey team in the Ontario Hockey League, one of the premier junior hockey leagues in the world. Many former Knights players have gone on to successful careers in the NHL, including former first overall picks Rick Nash, Patrick Kane, and John Tavares.

Now, this is probably an entirely unintentional reference based on the general demographics of the wiki, just like the "Blaze THC" reference. I prefer to pretend it isn't, though, because it adds a whole 'nother layer of insanity to it.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Lemon on July 24, 2017, 07:39:31 am
(http://i.imgur.com/IHu0mrF.png)

The London Knights (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Knights) are a junior hockey team in the Ontario Hockey League, one of the premier junior hockey leagues in the world.
Lost Season, July 24, 2017, 12:57:35 am

Are you sure they're good? The mascot can't seem to stand up on skates.
Title: Episode 231 The Hedgehog
Post by: Wrought on June 13, 2018, 11:42:28 am
My OC don't like it
Jack the Hedgehog
Jack the Hedgehog