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Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Lemon on February 14, 2018, 02:58:41 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/239207149245431809/404121132720062475/500_F_64393400_6Bhcasm6et5dHHLPibvywjvsqUP3E1JB.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Yavuz on February 14, 2018, 04:04:51 pm
[nerd voice] Actually, Isfahan, the Air Force does operate V-22s (http://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/104531/cv-22-osprey/).
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Ambious on February 14, 2018, 04:27:52 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360812970315481098/413461260030443520/unknown.png)

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: A Meat on February 14, 2018, 04:35:59 pm
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on February 14, 2018, 04:44:12 pm
In this world, is an air traffic controller some sort of aeoromorph domme?
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Isfahan on February 14, 2018, 04:50:13 pm
[nerd voice] Actually, Isfahan, the Air Force does operate V-22s (http://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/104531/cv-22-osprey/).
Yavuz Sultan Selim, February 14, 2018, 04:04:51 pm

[shriller nerd voice] hmwell TECHNICALLY, the nomenclature for those is CV-22

*Reddit carries me off on their shoulders*

*ticker tape made of shredded restraining orders rains from the nearby buildings*
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Post by: Aljonso on February 14, 2018, 05:48:53 pm
That bizarro antidepressant is actually real:
https://www.snopes.com/risque/aphrodisiacs/yawn.asp
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: rhorsman on February 14, 2018, 06:07:02 pm
Mr. Badwrench was gold IMO, but also I'm appallingly old, so the crickets may have been deserved.

The reaper sounds like crickets.

My heart.

(GUNSHOT)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Spacebat on February 14, 2018, 06:33:19 pm
THE CAR FROM KNIGHT RIDER IS NAMED KITT, LEMON
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Post by: Wrought on February 14, 2018, 06:42:05 pm
Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. The last time I reacted this viscerally to an episode it contained the phrase "Cheesy toes". This is probably the most potent doc since then, at least in my opinion. Well played, Mix.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 14, 2018, 08:50:40 pm
Well, my Valentine's Day has been saved. Thanks F Plus!
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on February 14, 2018, 09:26:30 pm
I literally screamed when Boots said, "C-Cum inside me!  Uwaaah!"
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on February 14, 2018, 09:56:42 pm
I have an equal and opposite theory to "F Plus Boner theory", and it's that while everyone on ballp.it dislikes terrible things, they eventually find one thing so terrible it burns their soul. For montrith it's cuddle parties and for me it's anthro planes.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 14, 2018, 10:05:20 pm
Iíve been making so many disgusted faces during this episode that Iím afraid itís gonna be stuck that way.

Off the internet Iím a military historian with an interest in aircraft development, so this episode is a really, really weird listen for me.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on February 14, 2018, 10:52:39 pm
I mean, at the same time, you must be learning a lot of new things about planes that you never knew before
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: World's Most Fattening Chocolate Sherman Tank on February 14, 2018, 11:04:48 pm
Corsairs werenít 18 during World War Two you fucking idiot!
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Shell Game on February 15, 2018, 09:34:47 am
I literally screamed when Boots said, "C-Cum inside me!  Uwaaah!"
Sham bam bamina!, February 14, 2018, 09:26:30 pm

i did too. you're welcome, bus. (i am currently engaging in my bus vore fetish, thanks for asking)

also finally the version of the song i always expect in other episode is in the outro.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Down10 on February 15, 2018, 05:53:19 pm
Thank you to Mix for your service. o7
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Down10 on February 15, 2018, 06:04:59 pm
While this episode is obviously porny and ridiculous, I couldn't help but recall the classic opening titles of Dr. Strangelove:

From IMDb:
According to Pablo Ferro, title designer, the opening title shots were born of remarks between himself and Stanley Kubrick wherein Ferro observed that all machines invented by men have a sexual aspect. In the context of the film, it made Kubrick think of B-52s refueling in mid-air. Originally talking about arranging for a shoot to capture that image, Ferro said he was sure the Air Force had been so proud of the technology that they had filmed the process from every conceivable angle. It didn't take long for him to bring back stock footage in which both men were delighted to see the aircraft involved in the process suggestively "bobbing," "bumping" up and down and swaying in the air as they connect, transfer fuel and then disconnect. The addition of the music instrumental on top heightened the intended effect, and knowing all this makes watching the opening titles quite a different experience. Indeed, the music actually 'punctuates' the refueling rod's eventual withdrawal from the B-52 scene.

Isn't it great? As always, furries ruin everything.
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Post by: Cradicus on February 16, 2018, 12:26:17 am
This is a really fun episode. I love the start, where the readers just sound so DELIGHTED at the upcoming material.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 18, 2018, 07:44:33 pm
Who wants to join me in derailing this thread with a horrifying sex role play?

I'm standing looking in the mirror. My landing gear is resting on the edge of the sink. You walk in as I'm polishing my propeller...
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Neal on February 18, 2018, 07:49:53 pm
Well, this episode has ruined Tex Avery's "Little Johnny Jet" for me forever.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: subculture on February 23, 2018, 01:42:39 am
So can we just blame Canada for all of this?

 
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Hux on February 24, 2018, 01:03:35 am
So can we just blame Canada for all of this?

 
subculture, February 23, 2018, 01:42:39 am
the tits aren't big enough, 0/10
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 24, 2018, 01:20:11 am
So can we just blame Canada for all of this?

 
subculture, February 23, 2018, 01:42:39 am

That's one hell of a youtube channel

Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: montrith on February 24, 2018, 07:44:06 am
Normal friend:"Did you hear that there's been more than 15 carjackings in this town this month?"
Fplus fan:"OH GOD NO GROSS EWEW SOMEBODY HELP!"
Normal friend:"Why are you panicking over thieves? You don't even own a car."
Fplus fan:"Thieves?"
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Spacebat on February 25, 2018, 12:52:11 am
Apparently Fleshlight now sells mechanical-themed fleshlights. (https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/turbo)

(https://i.imgur.com/3r5gktX.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 25, 2018, 01:32:53 am
Apparently Fleshlight now sells mechanical-themed fleshlights. (https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/turbo)

(https://i.imgur.com/3r5gktX.png)
Spacebat, February 25, 2018, 12:52:11 am

Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 25, 2018, 09:27:31 am
Apparently Fleshlight now sells mechanical-themed fleshlights. (https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/turbo)

(https://i.imgur.com/3r5gktX.png)
Spacebat, February 25, 2018, 12:52:11 am

GirlKisser420, February 25, 2018, 01:32:53 am

Only if they stuck it on a lathe and then put their dick in it.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on February 25, 2018, 04:12:26 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/pe42xA5.jpg)

It's close, really close. Maybe it's because "Boner Theory" is larger than Tom Clancy's name.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 25, 2018, 08:06:18 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/pe42xA5.jpg)

It's close, really close. Maybe it's because "Boner Theory" is larger than Tom Clancy's name.
Sangry Novel, February 25, 2018, 04:12:26 pm
Drop the boner theory size about 30% and change the boner theory stroke to red. Tom Clancy covers are paint by numbers.

How did Lemon die?
Boner Theory Stroke
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Positronic on February 26, 2018, 06:25:05 pm
(I didn't realize that Isfahan said my username in his intro the first time I listened to this an it genuinely freaked me out on a second listen)

I haven't drawn anything for you guys in a while, so I had to try to draw these anime and whale faced plane girls because I had no idea what to imagine.
(https://i.imgur.com/sVkCveh.png?1)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on February 28, 2018, 10:50:16 am
This episode made me curious enough to look up porn of metal gear RAY. I don't know what I was expecting. War has changed.

Edit: Actually now that I think about it, the beginning of the airplane fucking fiction reading, Jimmyfranks sounds a little bit like Campbell describing a new kind of Metal Gear.

"Snake, be careful. Metal Gear FUCK is equipped with a railgun, missile launchers, and a phallic probe. You don't want to be in the way when that thing goes off."
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on March 01, 2018, 01:18:36 am
Speaking of, I fought Sapientia in Bayonetta the other day and I couldn't get this episode out of my head. Thanks, F Plus!
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: 🧛‍♀️📘 on March 02, 2018, 07:16:02 pm
NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on March 03, 2018, 07:49:24 pm
Half-Dude showed up in the comments and is offering to do an interview.  Crossing my fingers for an Irregular comeback.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: LancashireMcGee on March 03, 2018, 08:40:22 pm
Does the F-35's tendency to cut off oxygen to the pilot make it count as "tsundere"?
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Shell Game on March 03, 2018, 10:21:30 pm
Does the F-35's tendency to cut off oxygen to the pilot make it count as "tsundere"?
LancashireMcGee, March 03, 2018, 08:40:22 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xgHOGo_JV9w/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Mix on March 21, 2018, 05:16:48 pm
(https://puu.sh/zMHdq/ea54418054.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on March 21, 2018, 07:45:23 pm
Hey how come the image is so closely cropped? Is there something happening off screen perhaps?
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Post by: Mix on March 21, 2018, 08:08:42 pm
Hey how come the image is so closely cropped? Is there something happening off screen perhaps?
Wrought, March 21, 2018, 07:45:23 pm
I didn't ask the friend who sent me this and quite frankly I'm not sure I want to know, either
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2018, 08:40:59 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVkmTAvUQAE3N6v.jpg)

Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on March 21, 2018, 09:29:44 pm
change it back change it back change it back change it back
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 21, 2018, 09:46:05 pm
it could be way worse, cmon
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 21, 2018, 09:48:07 pm
i'm the ticker
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Wrought on March 21, 2018, 09:59:12 pm
it could be way worse, cmon
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2018, 09:46:05 pm
I mean honestly I was expecting weird plane sex but that in particular is way more terrifying to me for whatever reason. I can take whatever gross plane prolapsing there is out there but those dead, soulless eyes...it's just not right
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Lost Season on March 21, 2018, 11:09:53 pm
it could be way worse, cmon
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2018, 09:46:05 pm
I mean honestly I was expecting weird plane sex but that in particular is way more terrifying to me for whatever reason. I can take whatever gross plane prolapsing there is out there but those dead, soulless eyes...it's just not right
Wrought, March 21, 2018, 09:59:12 pm

What makes it worse for me is, I can clearly recognize it as some kind of pornography, but the average person probably wouldn't and that's deeply unsettling.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 21, 2018, 11:34:22 pm
it could be way worse, cmon
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2018, 09:46:05 pm
I mean honestly I was expecting weird plane sex but that in particular is way more terrifying to me for whatever reason. I can take whatever gross plane prolapsing there is out there but those dead, soulless eyes...it's just not right
Wrought, March 21, 2018, 09:59:12 pm

What makes it worse for me is, I can clearly recognize it as some kind of pornography, but the average person probably wouldn't and that's deeply unsettling.
Lost Season, March 21, 2018, 11:09:53 pm

Welcome to the FPlus! Hope you have fun whenever you see clowns/pies/mud/gloves/watches/hooped earings/someone smoking for literally the rest of your goddamn life.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Shell Game on March 22, 2018, 12:28:56 am
8D
             HI!
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 22, 2018, 12:55:06 am
it could be way worse, cmon
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2018, 09:46:05 pm
I mean honestly I was expecting weird plane sex but that in particular is way more terrifying to me for whatever reason. I can take whatever gross plane prolapsing there is out there but those dead, soulless eyes...it's just not right
Wrought, March 21, 2018, 09:59:12 pm
What makes it worse for me is, I can clearly recognize it as some kind of pornography, but the average person probably wouldn't and that's deeply unsettling.
Lost Season, March 21, 2018, 11:09:53 pm

It's difficult to point to what indicates it but something in the line work says it was drawn while the other hand was jerking off. If I was still in art school I'd write a research paper about the phenomenon.
(EDIT the text was inside the quote oops)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 22, 2018, 01:12:57 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVkmTAvUQAE3N6v.jpg)
GirlKisser420, March 21, 2018, 08:40:59 pm

Jeph Jacques has fallen on hard times.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on March 28, 2018, 10:33:05 am
Well I found this by accident.

(http://78.media.tumblr.com/9797fe00d7fecb182537b07b86e716f3/tumblr_inline_p5toeodc0K1shtfct_500.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on March 28, 2018, 11:55:37 am
That actually made me sad.  We live in a world where a story about a happy little barrage balloon - probably the most innocent possible image from World War II, anthropomorphized in the most charmingly childlike way - has to be viewed through some twisted, sexual lens.

By "we", I of course mean "we F+ fans", and by "a world", I mean "an insane rabbit hole that we have been deliberately spelunking for years and years".
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Post by: Cirr on March 29, 2018, 03:36:36 am
Abyss, staring, back, etc
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: montrith on March 29, 2018, 04:30:09 pm
John Finnemore's Souvenir Program did a skit about how creepy it is that people are actually INSIDE the talking, living vehicles in Thomas the Tank Engine. This reminds me of that.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on March 30, 2018, 04:20:43 pm
John Finnemore's Souvenir Program did a skit about how creepy it is that people are actually INSIDE the talking, living vehicles in Thomas the Tank Engine. This reminds me of that.
montrith, March 29, 2018, 04:30:09 pm

Here's the scarier part for me: Being late to work because my train was afraid of eels, my train being late because my train ate someone's hat and got sick, being late because my train was showing off its brakes and crashed into a house, my train being late because it needed emotional support because it found out that its entire family was murdered, my train being late because it was parading around with the dismembered body parts of already-dismantled trains as a status symbol, or any of the other weird stuff that happed in Thomas the Tank Engine.
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Spooks on October 02, 2018, 06:36:05 pm
https://www.flickr.com/photos/151957059@N02/36323499633

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4432/36323499633_d47223c7b0_b.jpg)

Owen loves lemons a lot, especially their sweet taste which is just as good as oranges. I hope he never squeezes that giant lemon too hard!Owen's Lemon Love

[lemon][heart]
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Lemon on October 02, 2018, 09:00:33 pm
[yuck]
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 18, 2018, 04:00:31 am
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/12fdc25c62f108381d4df608eef9913d/tumblr_np4veifGK21r08u4io1_540.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on December 19, 2018, 05:44:49 pm
What do anthropomorphic sex planes get high on?
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: Shell Game on December 19, 2018, 05:47:38 pm
What do anthropomorphic sex planes get high on?
Ragnarok Boobies, December 19, 2018, 05:44:49 pm
(https://cdn4.explainthatstuff.com/how-airfoil-wing-makes-lift.png)
Title: 275: Plane Crazy
Post by: AgentCoop on December 19, 2018, 06:05:33 pm
What do anthropomorphic sex planes get high on?
Ragnarok Boobies, December 19, 2018, 05:44:49 pm
https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/jet-fuel (https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/jet-fuel)