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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: FinchChunk on May 02, 2018, 07:17:39 am

Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: FinchChunk on May 02, 2018, 07:17:39 am
Baby, I'm gonna make you chafe.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Sovereign on May 02, 2018, 07:25:48 am
Mm yeah, let's make a mess that's frustrating and time-consuming to clean up.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 02, 2018, 07:26:15 am
Baby I'm gonna put my bitcoin in your wallet.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Sovereign on May 02, 2018, 07:31:04 am
Let's have terrible sex with enthusiasm.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 02, 2018, 09:09:50 am
Paging Montrith, terrible romance novel expert to the thread
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 02, 2018, 09:34:49 am
Baby, I got the perfect mood music. [tells my Alexa to play Bottomless Pit by Death Grips and sits motionless until song is over.]
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2018, 09:38:28 am
Baby, mother finally died.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on May 02, 2018, 09:58:35 am
I've always liked being completely filled, having my honey pot utterly tamed by large pricks.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Eider Duck on May 02, 2018, 10:14:18 am
Ooooh yeah, gonna vomit all over that fat cock of yours because of my gag reflex
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: NutshellGulag on May 02, 2018, 11:53:32 am
Nonono, shh, just lie there baby. Real still.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 02, 2018, 12:13:24 pm
When you fuck me it's naked mole rat scrounging for change in my flesh pouch
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on May 02, 2018, 01:01:24 pm
"Seems my cock has given you the means to savor victory."

NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: I Liked That Joke on May 02, 2018, 01:13:28 pm
my dick is heavy with load.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: jack chick on May 02, 2018, 02:01:14 pm
Hey guys whats up its ya boi jack chick back with another video i'm sorry that its taken me so long to get this out but my life's been really busy lately with all of the things going on in my life is causing me not to have the time that i'd like to keep making videos of the quality that i know you guys have come to expect but anyways that's enough about that lets get to the video! Once again i'm super sorry that its late but ya know, life gets sooooo busy and its just really hard to keep on top of
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2018, 06:19:51 pm
attack the engorged part for critical damage
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Spooks on May 02, 2018, 06:34:31 pm
woman......

WO-MAN!

AARGH!


woman............................
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 02, 2018, 06:38:21 pm
whats up my dude
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2018, 07:09:37 pm
*closes dresser drawer* don't worry, Fluttershy can't see us...
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 02, 2018, 07:15:38 pm
no words, just loud honks as I squeeze your clowny red nose
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on May 02, 2018, 07:15:56 pm
*closes dresser drawer* don't worry, Fluttershy can't see us...
Shell Game, May 02, 2018, 07:09:37 pm
Game on, Fluttershy can see us!
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Lemon on May 02, 2018, 07:32:22 pm
{Garbage Day Hour 13}
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 02, 2018, 10:21:09 pm
"Jeffery Dahmer!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 02, 2018, 11:05:23 pm
“It is that narrative of human development under which we now have other fights to fight, and I would say in the realm of Bitcoin it is mainly the separation of money and state.”
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on May 02, 2018, 11:17:12 pm
Ever seen a spaghetti noodle get plump?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 02, 2018, 11:46:02 pm
mm check out my manly beef nugget. Yeah you taste sweet like peach tea. oh I'm gonna coat you in my masculine gravy... I'm sorry I should have eaten before we started.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 03, 2018, 12:20:28 am
That'll do, pig.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 03, 2018, 12:33:45 am
for roleplay tonight, i wanna be a poor dc cinematic universe fan, and you can be a sexy sjw oppressing me
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Vinny Possum on May 03, 2018, 12:36:04 am
Touch my willy
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 03, 2018, 12:43:10 am
I'm gonna put my Onix in your Cloyster?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 03, 2018, 01:38:52 am
http://goo.gl/6IvOJp (http://goo.gl/6IvOJp)
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 03, 2018, 01:51:38 am
GOD, what a fucking noob, can't you do anything right? Jeez, let me do it, I can't stand watching you try
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Sovereign on May 03, 2018, 02:02:11 am
http://goo.gl/6IvOJp (http://goo.gl/6IvOJp)
GirlKisser420, May 03, 2018, 01:38:52 am

NOT EVEN CLOSE
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 03, 2018, 06:07:06 am
Whoop whoop! here comes the hatchet
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on May 03, 2018, 06:25:27 am
Whoop whoop! here comes the hatchet
Shell Game, May 03, 2018, 06:07:06 am

ninjaaaaaaaaa
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Schumin Capote on May 10, 2018, 03:32:48 am
I paid my favorite artist to draw me monster cock voring you!
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on May 10, 2018, 08:32:32 am
I think about you in the bathroom...
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: jack chick on May 10, 2018, 09:24:07 am
whattya mean i don't believe in god

i talk to him every day
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 10, 2018, 09:40:38 am
just wanted to make sure this gets saved for posterity

(https://i.imgur.com/ZKNANmL.png)
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 10, 2018, 10:04:52 am
An old one from nightmare Weekend Web past: "Poz my neg hole"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 10, 2018, 11:36:03 am
I'm gonna fling my slammer into your pogs
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Spooks on May 11, 2018, 01:09:00 pm
baby you must be a greek goddess cause i feel my hebephilia flaring up
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 11, 2018, 01:12:57 pm
"Don't worry, pus is just the natural love lube I make just for you"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2018, 03:53:48 pm
Wait, pause, gotta update my followers on Instagram before you finish
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on May 11, 2018, 03:56:55 pm
[the lyrics to the song Big Dick by NoMeansNo]
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on May 12, 2018, 12:17:22 am
[plays the entirety of Songs About Fucking while soullessly hardstyle-dancing on the coffee table, nude]
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 12, 2018, 04:23:11 am
[Skanks]
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Spooks on May 12, 2018, 04:36:03 am
you're a dirty, little slut, aren't you, I bet you'd like me to post what you just said on https://ballp.it, don't you?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 12, 2018, 07:50:48 am
when you say the word 'fucking', do you mean it in a verbal progressive way? or did you mean it as a gerund? or perhaps just as the informal present participle adjectival expression?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 12, 2018, 03:53:39 pm
Subscribe to my patreon for tiered rewards.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 12, 2018, 08:25:55 pm
you're a dirty, little slut, aren't you, I bet you'd like me to post what you just said on https://ballp.it, don't you?
Spooks, May 12, 2018, 04:36:03 am

if you like what you've been feeling you can come to MY BAAAAAAALLLLS
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 12, 2018, 09:11:44 pm
you're a dirty, little slut, aren't you, I bet you'd like me to post what you just said on https://ballp.it, don't you?
Spooks, May 12, 2018, 04:36:03 am

if you like what you've been feeling you can come to MY BAAAAAAALLLLS
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2018, 08:25:55 pm

They are the pits, so I guess that's accurate
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on May 12, 2018, 11:03:39 pm
Oh Bjork, I've been a terrible squash girl
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 15, 2018, 02:02:58 am
Subscribe to my patreon for tiered rewards.
Shell Game, May 12, 2018, 03:53:39 pm
At $5 I reciprocate cunnilingus.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Lemon on June 14, 2018, 11:20:36 pm
Where do you see this relationship going?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on June 15, 2018, 06:44:26 am
Can I use you as a reference?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Vinny Possum on June 15, 2018, 07:23:19 am
"Hi, my name's Lou, and today, I'm going to be reading the internet for you."

protests

"Why? Well why not? And today's what..."
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Spooks on June 15, 2018, 07:06:36 pm
Well, what did you think? Uuh, just, by the way, I have magnets, I still have magnets. If you want a magnet, mail me and I'll be happy to send you one.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on July 22, 2018, 12:08:16 am
"You're gonna be farting cum for a week after this."
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Vinny Possum on July 22, 2018, 12:14:33 am
Actually it's not a ballgag it's an isohedron-gag.

(https://www.blackhandcrafts.co.uk/ekmps/shops/blackhandcrafts/images/d20-ball-gags.-324-p[ekm]320x180[ekm].jpg)

And I just got a critical hit.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on May 21, 2019, 07:49:43 am
*In a Tony the Tiger voice*

"It feels grrrreat!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Bunnybread Jr. on May 21, 2019, 09:02:33 pm
... Where do I... Is... Is that-no, no that's not right... Where's the... Huh.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on May 21, 2019, 09:03:28 pm
"just let me get the MAX-act timing down on these thrusts"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bunnybread on May 22, 2019, 11:59:49 am
Ok, look!  I can only explain this so many times!

You RAM it on the Whoomp and pull it out during There it Is!
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2019, 12:18:32 pm
The red one goes back and forth, the green one goes wherever it wants.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bunnybread on May 22, 2019, 12:55:50 pm
Can my dog watch?  She likes to watch. 

She has to watch.



Actually said to me.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 08, 2019, 09:48:13 am
I'm like the Kool Aid man baby, I'm gonna bust in yah with a total disregard for the resulting damage.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on July 09, 2019, 03:00:16 am
Honk my Chonk
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Neal on July 09, 2019, 10:33:36 pm
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on July 09, 2019, 11:24:50 pm
So uh, what do I do again?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on July 09, 2019, 11:31:12 pm
When I do this trick with the show girls they just tuck themselves into the other half of the box, the saw doesn't usually cut anything!
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Darkly on July 10, 2019, 03:44:45 pm
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Spooks on July 10, 2019, 06:01:12 pm
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
Neal, July 09, 2019, 10:33:36 pm

She's gonna be dead, I just got a magic wand (Don't leave)
We can finally be together
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Darkly on September 05, 2019, 09:15:22 am
*hacker voice* I'm in.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 05, 2019, 05:51:14 pm
Mech suit Mondays at the cool bar. Best mech suit gets free shots till 12
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 05, 2019, 07:54:34 pm
Mech suit Mondays at the cool bar. Best mech suit gets free shots till 12
GirlKisser420, September 05, 2019, 05:51:14 pm

This was insanely the wrong thread but I guess it works here
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on September 05, 2019, 08:31:43 pm
Everyone at mech suit mondays absolutely despises when me and the boys show up in our Getter Robo
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am
Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: LaserSeusan on September 15, 2019, 11:20:35 pm
Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am

Hey daddy, lemme see your green eggs and ham
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 16, 2019, 02:26:27 pm
Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am

Hey daddy, lemme see your green eggs and ham
LaserSeusan, September 15, 2019, 11:20:35 pm
Is that a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on September 16, 2019, 02:29:52 pm
Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am

Hey daddy, lemme see your green eggs and ham
LaserSeusan, September 15, 2019, 11:20:35 pm
Is that a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Dr. Buttplug, September 16, 2019, 02:26:27 pm
One dick, two dick, red dick, blue dick
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on September 29, 2019, 11:38:32 pm
Wanna see how big my waveform gets?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on September 30, 2019, 06:04:17 am
I'm going to plumb the depths of your psyche with my id
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on September 30, 2019, 05:19:57 pm
I must say, fair Lady, your pussy do indeed be yankin'.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: chai tea latte on September 30, 2019, 05:37:50 pm
Damn bitch does your pussy smell like Indian leftovers or is that my syphilis
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on September 30, 2019, 05:56:10 pm
Damn bitch does your pussy smell like Indian leftovers or is that my syphilis
chai tea latte, September 30, 2019, 05:37:50 pm
That ain't raita
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on October 06, 2019, 07:54:32 pm
Lets get tactile
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on October 06, 2019, 07:58:20 pm
Please just have sex with me please I'm fucking begging you please
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Mique on October 10, 2019, 09:21:03 am
Baby, I'm gonna exorcise that haunted pussy with my ectoplasm injection.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on October 10, 2019, 09:51:58 am
Baby, I'm gonna exorcise that haunted pussy with my ectoplasm injection.
Mique, October 10, 2019, 09:21:03 am
(https://i1.wp.com/www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hauntedvagina.jpg?fit=413%2C468&ssl=1)
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 03, 2019, 05:48:59 pm
“Barbershop Quartet.”
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: chai tea latte on November 03, 2019, 06:48:56 pm
“Barbershop Quartet.”
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2019, 05:48:59 pm

Blowing a harmonica while getting dicked down so I know what key to orgasm in
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: CharlyHearse on November 04, 2019, 01:40:01 am
Mount me like one of your taxidermy squirrels.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on November 13, 2019, 10:58:04 pm

https://twitter.com/b_wolo/status/378164076393664512
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on November 21, 2019, 12:29:58 pm
Imma blast like Blasto blastin off on a Blastoise.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: CharlyHearse on December 13, 2019, 01:46:11 am
Yes, sexual partner.
Insert your engorged protrusion into my recently emptied waste removal system.
What a significantly sized protrusion you have.

I want to introduce the palmer side of my dominant hand to your posterior.
Inserting my protrusion in your energy processing system makes my protrusion become engorged beyond normal parameters.

Pull my head keratin strands.
Call me a frequent fornicator.

I am releasing my seed delivery fluids.

Hand me an absorbent rectangle.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on December 29, 2019, 09:39:01 am
Sign here, please.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on January 04, 2020, 10:12:43 am
Damn baby, I wanna dump my milk in  you and churn butter in that pussy
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on January 04, 2020, 10:39:27 am
suckle from my teats, baby
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 05, 2020, 01:17:50 pm
I wanna wear your ass cheeks like noise canceling headphones.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2020, 06:21:03 am
I'm gonna plow you so hard it erodes your topsoil
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on January 29, 2020, 09:21:40 am
I'm gonna plow you so hard it erodes your topsoil
A Meat, January 29, 2020, 06:21:03 am
Slash and burn, baby! B)
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Lemon on February 13, 2020, 07:39:48 pm
I just worry you're not taking this relationship seriously.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on February 13, 2020, 08:23:03 pm
Damn, baby, are you a landfill? Because my garbage is going to stay in you for thousands of years.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Neal on February 13, 2020, 08:26:48 pm
Are you about a size 14?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on February 14, 2020, 02:18:50 am
Where do you see this relationship going?
Lemon, June 14, 2018, 11:20:36 pm
I just worry you're not taking this relationship seriously.
Lemon, February 13, 2020, 07:39:48 pm
Lemon, are you telling a story over time?
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on February 14, 2020, 03:00:43 am
you're gonna make me Funko Pop
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Great Joe on February 14, 2020, 07:45:00 am
enact dierectical materialism
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on February 14, 2020, 08:55:03 pm
Viva Pinata, filled with fun! (Filled with fun!) Viva Pinata- Oh, uh, hey, I'm gonna cum soon
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: FinchChunk on March 04, 2020, 05:24:44 pm
The lyrics to every Disney song.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on March 27, 2020, 07:13:09 am
Hey baby. I call my dick NSFW. You know...for size.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on April 15, 2020, 08:23:34 pm
https://twitter.com/FadedAfRuatha/status/1227320735254839311
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Lemon on April 17, 2020, 08:10:27 am
oh, I just remembered, I don't have any use for this cum, you can have it.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on April 20, 2020, 03:26:20 am
I'll lose a turn in your molasses swamp any ol' time!
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on April 22, 2020, 12:22:25 am
"Fuck me in my tiny asshole." -my upstairs neighbor to his CoD buddy. Thought I'd pass it along.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shigan on April 28, 2020, 05:57:13 pm
My Tinky Winky hungers for your Teletussy
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on April 28, 2020, 08:14:45 pm
"Fuck me in my tiny asshole." -my upstairs neighbor to his CoD buddy. Thought I'd pass it along.
Shell Game, April 22, 2020, 12:22:25 am

"360 no scope my tight asshole bro!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 12, 2020, 03:58:20 am
My hog is raring to go in your baconator
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 13, 2020, 11:20:38 pm
"Clearance Sale at Dick's Sporting Goods: all Muscle Milk must go!"
*points to schlong*
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 20, 2020, 11:52:01 am
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm

Be careful when you speak aloud, as the universe has ears:

https://twitter.com/BitchMedia/status/1263137406779379712?s=19
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Neal on May 20, 2020, 11:54:19 am
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm

Be careful when you speak aloud, as the universe has ears:

https://twitter.com/BitchMedia/status/1263137406779379712?s=19
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 11:52:01 am

Amateurs. They're probably not even using teledildonics.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on May 20, 2020, 02:21:50 pm
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm

Be careful when you speak aloud, as the universe has ears:

https://twitter.com/BitchMedia/status/1263137406779379712?s=19
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 11:52:01 am

Amateurs. They're probably not even using teledildonics.
Neal, May 20, 2020, 11:54:19 am

"Teledildonics? Why, I hardly know 'er!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 20, 2020, 04:07:21 pm
"Teledildonics? Why, I hardly know 'er!"
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 02:21:50 pm
Awful.

Here's a bulb.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Agent Coop Time! on May 27, 2020, 12:24:24 pm
Girl are you star wars racer revenge visually updated for the ps4? Cause you've never looked so beautiful
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: jack chick on May 27, 2020, 01:28:06 pm
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm sorry! For something I didn't do I lynched somebody! But I don't know who! You blame me! For Slavery! 100 years before I was booooooooooooooooorn guilty! of being white!!! guilty! of being white! hi i'm ian mckaye
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: chai tea latte on May 27, 2020, 02:30:28 pm
Pretty much any variation on "impregnate me, daddy"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Shell Game on May 27, 2020, 02:59:21 pm
Pretty much any variation on "impregnate me, daddy"
chai tea latte, May 27, 2020, 02:30:28 pm
Oooh! You've inspired me.
"Gonna make you squirt an heir outta ya!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: A Meat on May 27, 2020, 03:05:27 pm
Pretty much any variation on "impregnate me, daddy"
chai tea latte, May 27, 2020, 02:30:28 pm
"Use me to fulfill your biological imperative!"
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: Wrought on May 27, 2020, 06:41:26 pm
Incubator primed. Depositing payload.
Title: Terrible dirty talk.
Post by: chai tea latte on May 28, 2020, 08:04:16 pm
I don't know if this is an escalation beyond the pale, but I've put a curse on you. I'll sell you, or destroy, the painting that contains the curse for $150.Quote from