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Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Neal on October 24, 2018, 08:18:13 pm
We're in the home stretch to 300, with fewer than 10 episodes until the milestone. Place your bets here on what you think the episode will consist of.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: jack chick on October 24, 2018, 08:33:46 pm
ugh i don't even wanna think about that until we're around episode 310
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Wrought on October 24, 2018, 08:43:16 pm
I'm betting it'll be a "release 301 after 299 until we're ready" thing again
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Shell Game on October 24, 2018, 08:57:32 pm
lemon reveals himself to be portaxx, portaxx reveals herself to be a meganium
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Neal on October 24, 2018, 09:07:07 pm
I'm betting it'll be a "release 301 after 299 until we're ready" thing again
Wrought, October 24, 2018, 08:43:16 pm

Well, yeah, I think that's a given.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on October 24, 2018, 09:43:52 pm
An entire episode about the movie 300 nerds, one of the most insufferable nerd trials that will either destroy the Rediculists or make them stronger
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: STOG on October 24, 2018, 09:44:00 pm
We're in the home stretch to 300, with fewer than 10 episodes until the milestone. Place your bets here on what you think the episode will consist of.
Neal, October 24, 2018, 08:18:13 pm

The podcast will be revealed to be taking place all in a dream from the mind of Ulrich Haarbürste, and he will be awoken by his terrapin Jetta climbing on his face.

He will wake up and look at himself in the mirror and notice the beard that has grown.

"My God," he says. "I have been asleep for nine years."

And then Roy Orbison appears behind him, saying "Hey, you left me wrapped up overnight. I had to use the toilet. You want some eggs or something? My friend, Tom Petty is here."

And then Tom Petty plays Learning to Fly.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: KingKalamari on October 24, 2018, 10:57:04 pm
Lemon reveals the podcast never actually existed and we've been dead this entire time.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Turtle on October 24, 2018, 11:20:14 pm
Episode 300 is when it loops and they start over from the beginning with new remastered audio and deleted scenes.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on October 24, 2018, 11:34:30 pm
Episode 300 is when it loops and they start over from the beginning with new remastered audio and deleted scenes.
Turtle, October 24, 2018, 11:20:14 pm
Don't be silly, that's only when they reach episode 999
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: boooo566 on October 25, 2018, 04:37:11 am
Thefpl.us comments and ballp.it posts.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: beelzeboob on October 25, 2018, 08:15:45 am
Jokes aside, I hope it's another reflective thing. I really enjoyed the last one they did, and it made me appreciate the podcast a lot more than I was already doing.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on October 25, 2018, 08:28:23 am
Episode 300 is when it loops and they start over from the beginning with new remastered audio and deleted scenes.
Turtle, October 24, 2018, 11:20:14 pm
Don't be silly, that's only when they reach episode 999
A Meat, October 24, 2018, 11:34:30 pm

Episode 998
Episode 999
Episode -32,768
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Wrought on October 25, 2018, 08:40:15 am
It'll be a commentary track on episodes 200a and b
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Darkly on October 25, 2018, 10:45:36 am
Episode 300 is when it loops and they start over from the beginning with new remastered audio and deleted scenes.
Turtle, October 24, 2018, 11:20:14 pm
It loops back to episode 1, but it’s the dark and gritty reboot. The dour mood will be accented by ironic classic rock songs. At one point Lemon says “this is like some kind of...F... an F Plus!"
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 25, 2018, 03:46:09 pm
Submission Hopper (https://thefpl.us/submit/hopper) + Rollthedice (https://rollthedice.online/en)

Roll dem bones!
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 25, 2018, 04:44:55 pm
300 TERRIBLE HOURS OF THE F PLUS
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: boooo566 on October 25, 2018, 04:50:58 pm
The first 299 played at the same time.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Oats on October 25, 2018, 06:32:10 pm
A list of 300 wikihow titles

The next ten episodes are just reading through the articles
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: jack chick on October 26, 2018, 12:42:34 am
the rest of the ridiculists try to soldier through several hours of STOG's stream of consciousness.

a normal episode but all british accents, all the time.

F+ ASMR
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on October 26, 2018, 03:07:22 am
Twitch Plays F+
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Lemon on January 29, 2019, 12:55:47 pm
Closing every parenthesis we've opened throughout the show's run.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2019, 01:00:59 pm
Closing every parenthesis we've opened throughout the show's run.
Lemon, January 29, 2019, 12:55:47 pm
and a subsequent sigh of relief
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Wrought on January 29, 2019, 01:31:48 pm
A fictionalized radioplay called Episode 3000, which details how the F Plus came to be destroyed by their own fetish hubris
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 29, 2019, 01:38:49 pm
A fictionalized radioplay called Episode 3000, which details how the F Plus came to be destroyed by their own fetish hubris
Wrought, January 29, 2019, 01:31:48 pm

An episode positing the future of fetishes, and future fetishes.

Wait, are there future fetishists? Like people who get off about things to cum.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Shell Game on January 29, 2019, 01:48:31 pm
A fictionalized radioplay called Episode 3000, which details how the F Plus came to be destroyed by their own fetish hubris
Wrought, January 29, 2019, 01:31:48 pm

An episode positing the future of fetishes, and future fetishes.

Wait, are there future fetishists? Like people who get off about things to cum.
Novelty Novel, January 29, 2019, 01:38:49 pm
All this and more at the Fet-o-rama exhibit at Epcot!
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 29, 2019, 02:12:09 pm
A fictionalized radioplay called Episode 3000, which details how the F Plus came to be destroyed by their own fetish hubris
Wrought, January 29, 2019, 01:31:48 pm

An episode positing the future of fetishes, and future fetishes.

Wait, are there future fetishists? Like people who get off about things to cum.
Novelty Novel, January 29, 2019, 01:38:49 pm
All this and more at the Fet-o-rama exhibit at Epcot!
Shell Game, January 29, 2019, 01:48:31 pm

But fetishes

Edit: Everyone gets assigned a fetish to report on and has to make a presentation board about it
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2019, 02:17:55 pm
Edit: Everyone gets assigned a fetish to report on and has to make a presentation board about it
Novelty Novel, January 29, 2019, 02:12:09 pm
That sounds basically indistinguishable from what we already do, only we write a paper and don't have to present it
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 29, 2019, 02:29:23 pm
Edit: Everyone gets assigned a fetish to report on and has to make a presentation board about it
Novelty Novel, January 29, 2019, 02:12:09 pm
That sounds basically indistinguishable from what we already do, only we write a paper and don't have to present it
A Meat, January 29, 2019, 02:17:55 pm

More like a bibliography of boners, but yes, you are all jizzm journalists, spelunking in the grossest corners of the internet
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Darkly on January 29, 2019, 02:35:53 pm
Pivot to video.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy on January 29, 2019, 02:54:18 pm
Three hundred ads for sponsors that got accidentally left out of previous episodes.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: boooo566 on January 29, 2019, 03:13:52 pm
all the dead air that got cut out of the other 299 episodes
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Shell Game on January 29, 2019, 05:10:16 pm
An hour and a half of Tommy.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: AgentCoop on January 29, 2019, 05:16:10 pm
An hour and a half of wrestle with Jimmy
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on January 29, 2019, 06:24:57 pm
Just posts about not being able to fit your hand inside of a Pringles can. This will be our first 5 hour episode.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: The Smoking Dad on January 29, 2019, 07:58:54 pm
all the ridiculists will congregate in a secret location, turn their keys, and shut down the internet forever
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: beelzeboob on January 29, 2019, 09:16:05 pm
compilation episode of out of context stories and magazines that were considered as post-episode or pre-episode snippets but ultimately discarded
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Darkly on January 29, 2019, 09:28:19 pm
The realization that the real terrible things weren’t what we read with enthusiasm, but rather the friends we made along the way.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 29, 2019, 10:55:16 pm
Just posts about not being able to fit your hand inside of a Pringles can. This will be our first 5 hour episode.
Achilles' Heelies, January 29, 2019, 06:24:57 pm


I seemed to have gotten BOTH hands stuck in Pringles tubes, 1 is ranch flavor, the other is original?

Yes this is dead serious, I am typing with my chin right now, it took me 20 minutes to type this out, I realize I am using complete sentences but I just didnt want people to think I was stupid. Any idea how to get your hands outta these cans? Quote from

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070717090227AARcDL4 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070717090227AARcDL4)
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on January 30, 2019, 12:02:20 am
I seemed to have gotten BOTH hands stuck in Pringles tubes, 1 is ranch flavor, the other is original?

Yes this is dead serious, I am typing with my chin right now, it took me 20 minutes to type this out, I realize I am using complete sentences but I just didnt want people to think I was stupid. Any idea how to get your hands outta these cans? Quote from

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070717090227AARcDL4 (https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070717090227AARcDL4)
GirlKisser420, January 29, 2019, 10:55:16 pm

(https://i.gyazo.com/c2dd680c38ac6c5be63308612352cf9b.png)
holy shit. this is a fossil.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 30, 2019, 10:54:41 am
F+ sings 2: Oh god not again
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 30, 2019, 12:17:30 pm
300 WikiHow Titles
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: KingKalamari on January 30, 2019, 12:34:25 pm
Lemon reads through a list of all the domains he has purchased over the past ten years.

Estimated runtime: 10 hours, 24 minutes, 32 seconds.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on January 30, 2019, 01:15:24 pm
full remake of citizen kane but instead of 'rosebud' he says 'jelqing'
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on January 30, 2019, 01:17:04 pm
full remake of citizen kane but instead of 'rosebud' he says 'jelqing'
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 30, 2019, 01:15:24 pm
rosebud was his prolapsed anus
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: mepple on January 31, 2019, 05:41:22 pm
Episode 300: The Dozerfleet Tapes
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Bobguinary Novel on January 31, 2019, 07:36:34 pm
Episode 300 gets so hyped up that FPlus skips it entirely, fuck you
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on January 31, 2019, 10:28:17 pm
oh my god i just realized there hasn't been an mlm/pyramid scheme episode yet. could 300 be the one?
if there isn't a doc yet, i gotta work on that.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 01, 2019, 06:57:42 am
full remake of citizen kane but instead of 'rosebud' he says 'jelqing'
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, January 30, 2019, 01:15:24 pm

Well, it's no trick to get a bigger cock... if all you want is to get a bigger cock.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Darkly on February 01, 2019, 08:42:09 am
Episode 300 gets so hyped up that FPlus skips it entirely, fuck you
Novelty Novel, January 31, 2019, 07:36:34 pm

Every episode after 299 is 299 part 2, 299 part 3, etc.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Friend Anemone on February 01, 2019, 08:45:55 am
I think they’ll skip episode 300 entirely until years later, when they read a historical re-enactment forum
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on February 01, 2019, 09:23:49 am
Zack Snyder fan sites/forums would be too obvious
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: KingKalamari on February 01, 2019, 09:48:43 am
Episode 300 gets so hyped up that FPlus skips it entirely, fuck you
Novelty Novel, January 31, 2019, 07:36:34 pm

Every episode after 299 is 299 part 2, 299 part 3, etc.
Darkly, February 01, 2019, 08:42:09 am

This, of course, continues until we hit episode 299 part 299 at which point things roll back over and we get episode 299 part 299 act 1, 299 part 299 act 2, 299 part 299 act 3...
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: boooo566 on February 02, 2019, 03:20:19 am
Actual suggestion, re-recording all the best material from the really early episodes where the audio quality wasn't great and the format wasn't sorted and the jokes hadn't hit their stride.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Neal on February 02, 2019, 04:03:34 pm
Actual suggestion, re-recording all the best material from the really early episodes where the audio quality wasn't great and the format wasn't sorted and the jokes hadn't hit their stride.
boooo566, February 02, 2019, 03:20:19 am

This has potential: after all, if RiffTrax can go back to movies that were featured on MST3K and still come up with new material, the ridiculists could probably do something similar. Particularly if new people read the selections rather than the original casts.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: I Liked That Joke on February 02, 2019, 04:36:06 pm
Stationary Voyagers radioplay. Dozerfleet Founder makes a Stan Lee-esque cameo where he explains how much he hates condoms for ten full minutes. Acier sings the theme.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Ambious on February 07, 2019, 11:54:55 am
Re-reading of the worst and grossest bits in F Plus history - read by the people who submitted them (as punishment)
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 07, 2019, 01:06:38 pm
F-Plus Tries: Ridiculists try various things from episodes.
Nutshell bakes some more terrible things, Lemon buys a fur suit (from a reputable dealer), and STOG stuffs bugs in his penis.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on February 07, 2019, 01:16:00 pm
F-Plus Tries: Ridiculists try various things from episodes.
Nutshell bakes some more terrible things, Lemon buys a fur suit (from a reputable dealer), and STOG stuffs bugs in his penis.
Dr. Buttplug, February 07, 2019, 01:06:38 pm
I already drank some Soylent on stream, I guess I could buttchug some on magazines4sale this time.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on February 07, 2019, 04:22:02 pm
all the ridiculists buy swords from BUDK and fight to the death. live on twitch.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: chai tea latte on February 07, 2019, 04:24:19 pm
all the ridiculists buy swords from BUDK and fight to the death. live on twitch.
Hux, February 07, 2019, 04:22:02 pm
no injuries (that weren't self inflicted)
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on February 07, 2019, 10:17:28 pm
the fplus reads their own tvtropes page.
then lemon buys stupid domains on livestream while boots plays the keyboard in the background. meanwhile, kumquatxop has a freestyle rap battle with stog. immovable object vs unstoppable force. the rap battle never ends and 20 years later they’re still going at it. boots keeps playing the keyboard, but sound no longer comes out. it broke 5 years ago. his fingers are now gangrenous bone. lemon now owns every domain on the internet. the icecaps have melted and everyone’s houses are flooded but they don’t stop. nuclear war breaks out across the world. the only thing left is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever was is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever will be is fplus episode 300.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Wrought on February 08, 2019, 03:19:53 pm
Feature length karaoke episode
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 08, 2019, 03:22:54 pm
the fplus reads their own tvtropes page.
then lemon buys stupid domains on livestream while boots plays the keyboard in the background. meanwhile, kumquatxop has a freestyle rap battle with stog. immovable object vs unstoppable force. the rap battle never ends and 20 years later they’re still going at it. boots keeps playing the keyboard, but sound no longer comes out. it broke 5 years ago. his fingers are now gangrenous bone. lemon now owns every domain on the internet. the icecaps have melted and everyone’s houses are flooded but they don’t stop. nuclear war breaks out across the world. the only thing left is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever was is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever will be is fplus episode 300.
Hux, February 07, 2019, 10:17:28 pm
We might be over-hyping this just a little. Lemon may only be able to conjure one apocalyptic event for a special episode.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on February 08, 2019, 03:31:55 pm
the fplus reads their own tvtropes page.
then lemon buys stupid domains on livestream while boots plays the keyboard in the background. meanwhile, kumquatxop has a freestyle rap battle with stog. immovable object vs unstoppable force. the rap battle never ends and 20 years later they’re still going at it. boots keeps playing the keyboard, but sound no longer comes out. it broke 5 years ago. his fingers are now gangrenous bone. lemon now owns every domain on the internet. the icecaps have melted and everyone’s houses are flooded but they don’t stop. nuclear war breaks out across the world. the only thing left is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever was is fplus episode number 300. the only thing that ever will be is fplus episode 300.
Hux, February 07, 2019, 10:17:28 pm
We might be over-hyping this just a little. Lemon may only be able to conjure one apocalyptic event for a special episode.
Dr. Buttplug, February 08, 2019, 03:22:54 pm
on his own, yes. but with the combined power of stog and kumquat's bars? all hell will break loose.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Wrought on February 12, 2019, 06:14:20 pm
Hour and a half of out of context F Plus Quotes
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Delight on February 17, 2019, 11:20:17 am
Dozerfleet part III
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Ambious on February 17, 2019, 12:01:13 pm
Guest will be a guest ridiculist.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on February 17, 2019, 09:12:36 pm
Guest will be a guest ridiculist.
Ambious, February 17, 2019, 12:01:13 pm

man, i know the fplus is about the worst of the internet, but i don't think they could handle me.

granted, i'm not near sissykiss or carfucking levels of terrible, but i am a relentless bastard of pestilence and hate. i make nuns cry and flowers turn to dust.
as cool as being a guest would be, i'd prefer the apocalypse scenario. this piss earth has lived for long enough.

speaking of which, we haven't had a "focus on a single twit" episode in a while, have we? researching crazies on the internet that aren't me is kind of a hobby of mine. if anyone would like to help me build a doc on someone then let me know. i was thinking of looking into that jilly juice lady because her rantings are hilarious, but then i get pissed because people have gotten really sick from doing her protocol, and i feel like everyone would be raging harder than they would be laughing. pseudoscience bullshit is my favorite.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 18, 2019, 12:02:40 am
I don’t know if anything is planned, but if there’s a Shorts ep planned I’ve got some stuff that’d work

speaking of which, we haven't had a "focus on a single twit" episode in a while, have we? researching crazies on the internet that aren't me is kind of a hobby of mine. if anyone would like to help me build a doc on someone then let me know. i was thinking of looking into that jilly juice lady because her rantings are hilarious, but then i get pissed because people have gotten really sick from doing her protocol, and i feel like everyone would be raging harder than they would be laughing. pseudoscience bullshit is my favorite.
Hux, February 17, 2019, 09:12:36 pm

It’s hard to find a good loony these days. The rise of the far right really ruined that well, and old crazy stuff is hard to find. Maybe there’s some Posadist webring out there, I don’t know

Also watch out for [ you ] tags
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Hux on February 18, 2019, 01:04:29 am
I don’t know if anything is planned, but if there’s a Shorts ep planned I’ve got some stuff that’d work

speaking of which, we haven't had a "focus on a single twit" episode in a while, have we? researching crazies on the internet that aren't me is kind of a hobby of mine. if anyone would like to help me build a doc on someone then let me know. i was thinking of looking into that jilly juice lady because her rantings are hilarious, but then i get pissed because people have gotten really sick from doing her protocol, and i feel like everyone would be raging harder than they would be laughing. pseudoscience bullshit is my favorite.
Hux, February 17, 2019, 09:12:36 pm


It’s hard to find a good loony these days. The rise of the far right really ruined that well, and old crazy stuff is hard to find. Maybe there’s some Posadist webring out there, I don’t know

Also watch out for [ you ] tags
GirlKisser420, February 18, 2019, 12:02:40 am


oh i'm idiot. here i am thinking i'm really funny and relevant now. oh well, some day.

i still think that looking into pseudoscience enthusiasts will be the best bet since a lot of the more politically charged stuff is really predictable now. maybe another online store selling snake oil for your chakras. those episodes are the best. i had also briefly considered doing one on tila tequila because she's an amazing disaster.

i also thought of bug chasers but the more i looked into it, the less i wanted to look at it. i think that's too terrible.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Shell Game on February 18, 2019, 01:23:06 pm
They play that mean joke from time to time. It's gotten us all probably. It's just a reminder that this forum is filled with rude dudes with tude
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: positive stress on February 18, 2019, 08:34:07 pm
the [ you ] tag is the worst thing about ballpit and I wish it didn't exist. maybe get rid of that bad tag and I'll start posting more than once a year again. anyway one time I saw some people on reddit getting mad about the MRA episode of F+ and saying they were gonna submit a doc about feminism and anita sarkeesian to balance things out. episode 300
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on February 19, 2019, 12:46:46 am
If you quote the tag, see it, and still fall for it, it's on you.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Ambious on February 19, 2019, 05:10:07 am
I fell for [ you ] more times than I'm willing to admit. Don't feel bad, it's a rite of passage.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: AgentCoop on February 19, 2019, 07:46:04 am
If you quote the tag, see it, and still fall for it, it's on Guest
Sham bam bamina!, February 19, 2019, 12:46:46 am
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Darkly on February 19, 2019, 01:12:51 pm
I lurked for about a year before posting, and I was convinced that I had inadvertently taken the username of some old infamous banned user because I couldn’t figure out why everyone was talking so much shit about me all the time.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: eldritchhat on February 19, 2019, 01:55:29 pm
I lurked for about a year before posting, and I was convinced that I had inadvertently taken the username of some old infamous banned user because I couldn’t figure out why everyone was talking so much shit about me all the time.
Darkly, February 19, 2019, 01:12:51 pm

I think the real case was that everyone hates Richard Linklater
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on February 19, 2019, 02:01:38 pm
I lurked for about a year before posting, and I was convinced that I had inadvertently taken the username of some old infamous banned user because I couldn’t figure out why everyone was talking so much shit about me all the time.
Darkly, February 19, 2019, 01:12:51 pm


The weird part is that I found the you-tag just a handful of posts after someone had actually typed out Mr. Hunky Academia in the username you like thread
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: dijon du jour on February 19, 2019, 02:28:17 pm
I would purge the you tag just because I think it is good to encourage people to come up with new jokes from time to time.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: THE LESBIATHAN on February 19, 2019, 02:30:22 pm
The 300th episode will be Lemon saying my user name right for an hour straight, while everyone applauds him.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Shell Game on February 19, 2019, 02:31:24 pm
The 300th episode will be Lemon saying my user name right for an hour straight, while everyone applauds him.
THE LESBIATHAN, February 19, 2019, 02:30:22 pm
So saying it like he always does? That's an excellent idea Lesbiathon!
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: THE LESBIATHAN on February 19, 2019, 02:34:15 pm
The 300th episode will be Lemon saying my user name right for an hour straight, while everyone applauds him.
THE LESBIATHAN, February 19, 2019, 02:30:22 pm
So saying it like he always does? That's an excellent idea Lesbiathon!
Shell Game, February 19, 2019, 02:31:24 pm

its got an a not an o how is this so hard why did god curse me so
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: KingKalamari on February 19, 2019, 02:51:32 pm
The 300th episode will be Lemon saying my user name right for an hour straight, while everyone applauds him.
THE LESBIATHAN, February 19, 2019, 02:30:22 pm

What, you mean you're not named after the charity fun-run the local Lesbians' Alliance organizes every August?
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: AgentCoop on February 19, 2019, 04:02:23 pm
I wish I could make my username the "you" tag, the transformation would finally be complete
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Oats on February 19, 2019, 08:39:08 pm
Episode 300 will be them reading ballp.it posts
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: Vinny Possum on February 28, 2019, 12:53:30 pm
A supercut of every time a reading has reduced a ridiculist to impotent screaming.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: boooo566 on February 28, 2019, 02:15:58 pm
Episode 300 will coincide with the 10 year anniversary special. There will be two separate sets of readings. The two tracks will be overlaid so we can't really hear either of them.
Title: Guesses about episode 300?
Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2019, 02:20:57 pm
F+ reads emoticons and onomatopoeia
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 28, 2019, 04:09:06 pm
F+ reads emoticons and onomatopoeia
A Meat, February 28, 2019, 02:20:57 pm

but only Frank West (https://ahoylemon.github.io/frankwest/)
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Post by: Shell Game on February 28, 2019, 08:07:04 pm
Episode 300 will coincide with the 10 year anniversary special. There will be two separate sets of readings. The two tracks will be overlaid so we can't really hear either of them.
boooo566, February 28, 2019, 02:15:58 pm
They're timed so that any time Kumquatxop isn't speaking on one, he's speaking on the other. It will just be a big bar for the entire episode.
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Post by: SATAN MILKSHAKE on February 28, 2019, 10:10:15 pm
wait the point of making a podcast isn't to fill the bar with blue?

i thought the blue meant "Good Podcasting!"
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 07, 2019, 10:25:48 am
An hour and a half of people who still think the movie 300 was good and how society should look like comic book Sparta.
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Post by: Bobguinary Novel on March 07, 2019, 12:01:02 pm
An episode where each reader discusses their hypothetical perfect subject and why it would be the best
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Post by: Hux on March 07, 2019, 02:06:42 pm
1950's recipe books.
gelatin hell.
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Post by: boooo566 on March 07, 2019, 02:32:18 pm
two hours of silence
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Post by: Dawnswalker on March 07, 2019, 04:58:35 pm
An interview with LINDA.
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Post by: Neal on March 08, 2019, 11:54:53 pm
An hour-long lecture by a Noam Chomsky impersonator monster cockyzing the sociopolitical and philosophical ramifications of the first episode.
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Post by: Sham bam bamina! on March 09, 2019, 12:05:50 am
An hour-long lecture by a Noam Chomsky impersonator monster cockyzing the sociopolitical and philosophical ramifications of the first episode.Neal, March 08, 2019, 11:54:53 pm
I need to watch that Lasagna Cat video again sometime.
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Post by: sambair on March 09, 2019, 12:31:25 pm
An hour-long lecture by a Noam Chomsky impersonator monster cockyzing the sociopolitical and philosophical ramifications of the first episode.
Neal, March 08, 2019, 11:54:53 pm

This, but this post was 100% intentional and not the result of the word filter.
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Post by: A Meat on March 10, 2019, 06:49:59 pm
a regular episode
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Post by: Vinny Possum on March 10, 2019, 06:57:17 pm
An honest to God episode of "Talking about Talking About Hamilton".
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Post by: Shell Game on March 11, 2019, 03:13:34 pm
Episode 300 will be the triumphant return of HazyConspiracy, in which he'll say hi and then Boots will slowly fade him out while he explains he was just not into reading for a podcast after all. The rest is just a normal episode.

Alternate idea, interview with Ulililia, best friend of the show! Someone's probably said that. Whatever. I'm bored as hell today.
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Post by: boooo566 on March 11, 2019, 04:43:06 pm
The world is far too weird and far too terrible to be collected in one podcast and it's high time we recognise that. There will be no formal episode 300, the spot being forever reserved for all the interesting things we will experience through the rest of our lives. It's whatever we choose to make of it.
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Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on March 12, 2019, 03:18:28 am
The world is far too weird and far too terrible to be collected in one podcast and it's high time we recognise that. There will be no formal episode 300, the spot being forever reserved for all the interesting things we will experience through the rest of our lives. It's whatever we choose to make of it.
boooo566, March 11, 2019, 04:43:06 pm

So what you're saying is that episode 300 was the friends we made along the way?
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on March 12, 2019, 09:04:23 am
It will be reading "The Day the Clown Cried" fanfic.
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Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 12, 2019, 11:20:27 am
The world is far too weird and far too terrible to be collected in one podcast and it's high time we recognise that. There will be no formal episode 300, the spot being forever reserved for all the interesting things we will experience through the rest of our lives. It's whatever we choose to make of it.
boooo566, March 11, 2019, 04:43:06 pm

So what you're saying is that episode 300 was the friends we made along the way?
Mr. Hunky Academia, March 12, 2019, 03:18:28 am
How many roads must a podcaster  kinkshame?
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Post by: Lemon on March 19, 2019, 03:20:43 pm
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1108100783827021824
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Post by: KingKalamari on March 19, 2019, 03:39:51 pm
https://twitter.com/King_Kalamari/status/1108105214639386624
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Post by: Spenny on March 21, 2019, 07:30:30 pm
My guess is that it comes out tomorrow.
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Post by: Down10 on March 22, 2019, 01:17:18 am
I presume this drops at 3 pm CDT? That's 1 pm for me.

https://thefpl.us/episode/300
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Post by: boooo566 on March 22, 2019, 02:41:16 am
It's going to be an HD remaster of episode 100.
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Post by: Lemon on March 22, 2019, 02:53:43 pm
Checking site statistics to see who has been smashing the refresh button over the last hour.
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Post by: I Liked That Joke on March 22, 2019, 03:03:14 pm
https://thefpl.us/episode/300
It's pretty good I guess
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Post by: Down10 on March 22, 2019, 03:04:52 pm
It is, indeed, an episode.
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Post by: Turtle on March 22, 2019, 03:04:59 pm
I presume this drops at 3 pm CDT? That's 1 pm for me.

https://thefpl.us/episode/300
Down10, March 22, 2019, 01:17:18 am
You know Lemon you wouldn't have this problem if your episode numbers were GUIDs, this is a blatant security flaw
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Post by: boooo566 on March 22, 2019, 03:05:04 pm
it's better than anything i ever imagined
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Post by: Lemon on March 22, 2019, 03:10:44 pm
You know Lemon you wouldn't have this problem if your episode numbers were GUIDs, this is a blatant security flaw
Turtle, March 22, 2019, 03:04:59 pm
To be honest, that was intentional. I set up that page like a week ago, was just waiting to see who would find it first.