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Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Zsa Zsa on June 17, 2013, 04:23:10 pm
A little soundbite I recorded. (http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/97309971) <- now with working link!

Imari is a bit of classic internet and has been referenced on the podcast before, and a while back I remembered that in a dusty old folder on an old hard drive I had a few bits of his writings which might be good for a chuckle. You can read the document I was putting together here. (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xD4k-hhVAR5UN2Z0pjUewt-mwOEIcRPG578sX7Rzxlk/edit) The funniest part is his game design doc, which is both insane and utterly charming. The apocalypse story has a great ending, too.

The man himself is a freelance game designer, author and filmmaker. He also has a few pathways in his brain a bit tangled up, which combined with his ferocious energy (and a budget provided by rich parents) produce some wonderful works of outsider culture. Like this film, Freedom Man 2026 (or is it 7? Or 8?)

Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: gee golly gosh on June 18, 2013, 05:20:48 pm
I like Imari's definition of realism as applied to video games.

Also to make it even more realistic the female's breasts should bounce up and down in a realist movement every time they move. Sort of like Dead or Alive series. Also in windy spots the character's hair should blow as well.




Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Isfahan on June 18, 2013, 06:54:37 pm
Apparently the reason people don't put everything possible in a game is because it just didn't occur to them to do so.
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: KingKalamari on June 18, 2013, 11:18:22 pm
Mocking the great Imari "Imarea Awesome" Stevenson? For shame.

Are you all nothing more than a group of loser.coms?
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: nilvoid on June 19, 2013, 03:26:24 pm
Greatest line-reading of all time, at 2:27: "What in the world. Miss Jato(?) [unintelligible] is operating on it's own, how is it possibly doing that." "And more importantly, where it's going."
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Sherman Tankoid on October 20, 2017, 04:17:17 am
Whatever happened to this dude?
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Wrought on October 20, 2017, 07:37:24 am
I feel like this one line sums up everything you need to know about Imari:

Imari's not like typical young boys. Imari is far different than any other boys.
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Corn Syrup on October 20, 2017, 08:45:13 pm
We can't forget the magic of the novel he released with its own soundtrack. (http://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2016/07/11/059-sass-girls-x-w-k-thor-jensen)
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Sham bam bamina! on October 20, 2017, 09:04:03 pm
I went through hell and high water with some of the worst sellers I've ever had to deal with on Amazon for a complete copy of that thing and ended up having to settle for just the book.  If anyone here has the CD, I will pay through the goddamn nose for it.  I will blow John Toast for that thing if I have to.
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Isfahan on October 21, 2017, 10:08:00 am
I don't have the physical CD, but I do have a scan of the whole thing including a rip of the audio tracks on Google Drive (https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByHeayvujir8NHc4bW1kOV85dkE).
Title: Imari, greatest man
Post by: Yavuz on July 23, 2018, 09:14:17 pm
https://twitter.com/imarea/status/1021537456192147456