Finally watched Jurassic World, flabbergasted at how nakedly it despises the audience. "It's awful that we're making dinosaurs purely at the behest of soulless corporate sponsors" says the pathetic but, ultimately, morally correct nerd character in a movie that is so stuffed with product placement it actually affects the general shot quality because so many scenes need to be framed in a way that highlights a brand logo. "We have to invent bigger and scarier dinosaurs to keep the attention of the drooling public who are bored of regular dinosaurs," says the jaded but hot corporate woman who is eventually charmed to the side of good by the hero, in the movie that invents a bigger and scarier dinosaur as a central marketing point and is, itself, a bigger and scarier retelling of the first movie in the series. "It's stupid to think that a velociraptor is like a dog," says the dirt-crusted good-ol-boy army-veteran hero in a movie where, in an emotional scene, the velociraptors save the day because of a doglike loyalty to their trainer.
And I'm a little flummoxed by it because, first of all, the absolute gall of a movie whose only positive points are big dumb action sequences to have its own text be "This is what you want, little piggies? Slop in a trough? Well come and get it you pieces of shit."  Second of all, that a movie I felt insulted the entire time watching was so popular as to fund three sequels and I can't really come up with a reason *why* that is that doesn't make me sound like even more of a snobbish twit than this post already does.

LORD JESUS  EVERYDAY IS LIKE A SATURDAY, HALLELUJAH MUCH GRATITUDE HOLY SPIRIT ATTITUDE.!. TEX POLITICIANS PUNCH DC, DEEP FROM THE HEART OF TEJAS.!.

I'm hanging out with a perfume gorl and I  was showing her État Libre d'Orange, and this review on their own website made me laugh.

I especially love this perfume
This bottle is epic and weird. Enjoy this avant-garde scent and take a deep breath in the smell of this bottle. I found an interesting fact! Spray 0.1g of it on the inner elbow, fold it and let it rub between the skin before smelling it. The obvious bloody smell floats out in waves, showing the metallic smell of the heart of the born pig plus a little coconut. Keeping it like this for a while is intoxicating. In summary, the basement is immersed in the sweet & dampness of iris & there are a lot of metal objects & filled with blood. It lasted for about 12 hours on my body. As time passed, the main metallic breath gradually faded into a peculiar and beautiful floral musk.🥰🥰🥰

Very slow work day so I'm posting these songs I finished recently.

This one is (Your Boyfriend Sucks) It Should Be Obvious which is another uptempo synth pop production. It's about being tired of hearing about a friend's shitty boyfriend. This features ESQ-M on the main synth line and Proteus FX providing three different parts (the organ, the goofy orchestra in the first verse, and the wacky synth lead at the end). Drums are from my Roland Bass & Drums.


I also posted Kids Online which is to me has the vibes of a spacy stripped down late 80s fusion ballad mixed with some country and western in the verses. It tells the story of a chronically online man having a moment of clarity about how he spends his time. This has ESQ-M providing the bubbly pads, Proteus 2000 handling the electric piano, and some tubular bells/timpani goofiness from the Proteus FX. Drums are mostly from my Roland Bass & Drums with stick clicks in the intro and all of the rim hits from the Proteus 2000 because the rim hits are too quiet on the Roland. This is also the first time I am using the Synthesizer V2 voice Liam which came with my V2 license. He provides one of the layers in the pre-chorus.

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