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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 186310 times)

MyFaceBeHi

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F Plus Quotes Thread #165
I like any time they try and include a variation on "how often should I have buttsex with my girlfriend?" in an episode. Granted it hasn't been that many times but the one in Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex (waaaaaaaaay back when) was amazing.

"Dearest Romans! How often shall I engage in buggery with the woman whom I've called mine?"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #166
I like any time they try and include a variation on "how often should I have buttsex with my girlfriend?" in an episode. Granted it hasn't been that many times but the one in Hoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex (waaaaaaaaay back when) was amazing.

"Dearest Romans! How often shall I engage in buggery with the woman whom I've called mine?"
MyFaceBeHi, January 18, 2015, 11:18:18 am
"monster cock Crusader... how often should I have buttsex with my girlfriend?"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #167
"*normal-ass thing*"
"I'm a vampire."
Repeat.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #168
"I like some of these hobos"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #169
"Pickachu learns a lesson about the stealing of crime"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #170
"Hey, could I have a sex story for my mods?" "Yeah! You could have them having sex! Goodbye!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #171
Lemon in the YahooAnswers episode, "oooooooooooohslut. yeraslut," tickles me.

Also, something about the way Isfahan says, "Another semicolon," just makes me smile every time I hear it.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 01:33:48 am by Nyarai »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #172
After listening to nearly all the episodes, repeatedly in many cases, the one quote that consistently brings me joy is in Episode 103, when Lemon responds to some nut predicting doom and gloom from girls going to college:

"AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE A DONKEY HEAD!"

Giggles every time.
Puppy Time, January 09, 2015, 05:14:01 pm

That whole part is great. "Your marriage is gonna be a lateral move, A LATERAL MOVE!" is probably my favorite moment though.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #173
After listening to nearly all the episodes, repeatedly in many cases, the one quote that consistently brings me joy is in Episode 103, when Lemon responds to some nut predicting doom and gloom from girls going to college:

"AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE A DONKEY HEAD!"

Giggles every time.
Puppy Time, January 09, 2015, 05:14:01 pm

That whole part is great. "Your marriage is gonna be a lateral move, A LATERAL MOVE!" is probably my favorite moment though.
CatsMcgee, January 23, 2015, 01:53:19 am

Yessssss. It's straight out of the end of an early season CI episode. "Egg cup. EGG CUPPPPPP"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #174
"Chances are, if the thought of that makes you a little randy, the Tentacle is for you!"
"What if that doesn't make me randy at all?"
"Then the Tentacle is for you anyway."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #175
"Chances are, if the thought of that makes you a little randy, the Tentacle is for you!"
"What if that doesn't make me randy at all?"
"Then the Tentacle is for you anyway."
Mister Smalls, January 31, 2015, 07:14:42 pm

I went through a bunch of old episodes a few weeks ago, and this is definitely one of my favorite gags in the podcast.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #176
HOW can a viewer masturbate to an endless blowjob?!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #177
HOW can a viewer masturbate to an endless blowjob?!
Cat Planet, February 01, 2015, 05:44:08 am

If God created an endless blowjob and an infinite masturbation, what happens when the two meet?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #178
"Portaxx quit giving Boots a handjob"

"You first, asshole!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #179
For optimal sound quality, leave the room.
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