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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 177294 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #390
From the Epinions episode:

Lemon: Now we get to play "Guess what actually happened!" Any guesses?
Frank West: ...A severe concussion?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #391
From #178

John Toast: #1: Take a bunch of pills. #2: Jack offfffffffffffff!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #392
"...I wish I was cumming in my sheets." - Lemon, The F Plus

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F Plus Quotes Thread #393
"I'm gonna skip the part where Pinky and the Brain fuck."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #394
I'm the Studs Terkel of raves!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #395
Portaxx: So we have like just old fortune teller lady looking into STOG's balls and seeing the future.
Lemon: Your future is... euuugh.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #396
Does anyone know where the best "YES HELLO" from Kumquatxop is? I'm making F Plus ringtones, and I think that that would be an essential part of the collection.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #397
Does anyone know where the best "YES HELLO" from Kumquatxop is? I'm making F Plus ringtones, and I think that that would be an essential part of the collection.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, March 02, 2016, 12:09:59 am

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
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F Plus Quotes Thread #398
Does anyone know where the best "YES HELLO" from Kumquatxop is? I'm making F Plus ringtones, and I think that that would be an essential part of the collection.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, March 02, 2016, 12:09:59 am

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
GirlKisser420, March 02, 2016, 04:09:26 pm
That's going to be my voice mail message

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F Plus Quotes Thread #399
Does anyone know where the best "YES HELLO" from Kumquatxop is? I'm making F Plus ringtones, and I think that that would be an essential part of the collection.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, March 02, 2016, 12:09:59 am
I must warn you my friend, every morning I wake in up in a cold sweat, and hear a strange, guttural voice repeating a single word: "PARTY"

let me hear you holler...
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F Plus Quotes Thread #400
Does anyone know where the best "YES HELLO" from Kumquatxop is? I'm making F Plus ringtones, and I think that that would be an essential part of the collection.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, March 02, 2016, 12:09:59 am

http://thefpl.us/podcasts/yeah_megamix.mp3
GirlKisser420, March 02, 2016, 04:09:26 pm
That's going to be my voice mail message
Nifty Nif, March 02, 2016, 04:51:32 pm

I have a new alarm tone now. I will never sleep in again.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #401
Boots: "Yeah, we're not going to dictate how the listeners of this podcast are all gonna do their footjobs."
Lemon: "You're right, you're right. I'm sorry, continue."
John Toast: "Just... make sure to put some sole into it."
Lemon: "AwwwwWW JESUS. Welcome back, John!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #402
Portaxx's Thwomp noise in the Protein Pancakes bit in the bodybuilding episode is pitch perfect.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #403
♪ I am waiting for my lover, he is from ancient Norwegia ♪
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F Plus Quotes Thread #404
I'm trying to place a quote that I heard the other day and I can't for the life of me remember the episode I was listening to.
Something-something military, something-something someone says something militaryish,
and then Isfahan says something that sounds hilarious, and I am assuming is actual military jargon, ending with "...you are unsat."
I just want to source the full Isfahan quote because I only remember the end and that alone makes me giggle.