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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 208522 times)

Seth "Slimy" Rollins

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Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
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Apparently my 100th post on this website was a bunch of ska band puns. I hate my life.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, May 14, 2018, 11:10:51 pm

Hate? Really, a ton of ska band puns is completely in line with the FPlus and puns can only improve your life.
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I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
Sham bam bamina!

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I don't know what or who the fuck a Laurel or a Yanny is and I hope I never learn.
Love2ShermanTank4Women, May 16, 2018, 01:33:15 pm
They can't even figure out who's on first
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Oh apparently it's some white dress/blue dress bullshit except in audio. The best part is that it's neither.

EDIT: Kill me now.
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« Last Edit: May 16, 2018, 01:56:34 pm by Love2ShermanTank4Women »

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Finches get stinches.

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MR T ate my balls is due for a comeback
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despite not getting any of the symbolism because I'm from a different continent, i refuse to watch any explainers for a song where the guy says "This is America" over and over again
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I got a phone scam call a little while ago and was legit worried there was a lawsuit filed under my name somehow and then I remembered what world I live in

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there's probably a whole bunch of people out there who think fiat currency is about as fake as the clitoral orgasm

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Tea is a kind of soup

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Tea is a kind of soup
chai tea latte, May 18, 2018, 09:15:49 pm

counterpoint: almost everything is a kind of tea.

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Nothing is more disappointing than gross off brand mint chocolate.
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I love it when people ask questions by asking you the question and then assuming what you're going to say (optional: correcting themselves if they got it wrong). Like

"Are you busy? You're busy? You're not busy. Okay! Great."

I know it's just a speech quirk some people have and it doesn't actually mean anything but it makes them sound so much more interested in what you're saying