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Topic: I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*  (Read 53415 times)

Bobguinary Novel

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This happy hour was the worst idea, and it has never been more apparent that this company is going to fold. 90 year old firm, mismanaged into oblivion. And since I'm overhead, I'll be the first to be canned. I've been applying for months now and I just can't make it happen.

At least my friends said that I could move in with them if my job gets canned, and I can become a leeching parasite of a human being. It's all great and very affirming in the background of ecological destruction. I'm gonna stay drunk until I pass out. It's the only way

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Drinking for the first time after taking a hiatus for a couple months. Beginning with a hemp-flavored malt liquor. It's about as good as it sounds. Would not recommend.

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I just bought a bottle of Tullamore Dew and have nothing to do for the rest of the night. Keep me in your prayers.

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yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
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yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm

Like someone bottled the "walked into a woodshop" smell? Sounds delightful

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Imagine someone spritzed a chunk of raw oak with some caramel syrup, then you bit into it.

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What if I'm drunk and have nothing to say? Where's my thread?!

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What if I'm drunk and have nothing to say? Where's my thread?!
Turtle, April 13, 2019, 10:28:10 pm

You post to this thread with the smiley freaking the fuck out.
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yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm
how you doin', champ?
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yheol0 thys stuf fis like liquid saw dust but i can't stop drinking it
Neal, April 13, 2019, 07:58:08 pm
how you doin', champ?
chai tea latte, April 14, 2019, 10:14:28 am

Pretty good today, thanks! I was wise enough to drink water last night and so didn't wake up with a pounding headache this morning.

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I got some grading done, got two new episodes of my favorite podcasts, had a board game meetup where we played one of my favorite games, edited another episode of the podcast, and now I'm starting Whiskey Round Two with some salt and vinegar chips to boot. FUCK YEAH.
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Not drunk yet but I'll work on it and get back to you. Making my way through this bourbon at an alarming rate so I gotta steel myself for trying Costco Scotch next.
My mantra is "what a deal" alternating with "Costco doesn't actually make it themselves"

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I got there. Wanting fried food now, and or something salty. And I'd like to pet a good dog

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I just finished off the bottle of Tullamore Dew. I wish I had access to fried food right now, but I'm hella broke because of fucking medical bills.