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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 19962 times)

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #90
"Manos": The Handjobs of Fate
Horror Sexpress
Prime Uncut
Clash of the Titty Titans
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Bunnybread

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #91
Goddammit.  I'm running out of stuff to parody.

Here's some sports folks.

Boxing/MMA
Manny WackMeOWW!!
Jack yer Johnson
Rocksoff Marciano
Vladimir Clitko
"Rowdy" Ronda ArouseMe
Fuck "The Liceman" Liddell
Dan "Hendo" BendOverson
Mauricio "Shogun" HooHah


Baseball
Ho Jacks'em (though he should be in football too)
Wank Aaron
Babe Rut
Sandy CoFucks
Barry Bondage


Football
Odell Bangem Jr.
J.O. Simpson
Rob GropePlowski
Androol Suck
Tony Romosexual
Colin Faperdick
Handy Moss
Brew Deez (nutz)


Olympics
Michael Phaps
Usain Boink
Jackie Enjoyn'er-Koochie


Tennis
Maria Sharethevulva
Penus and SoReama Williams
Rafael AuNaturale
Novak Chokesabitch


Basketball
Michael Whoredan
Cream Onto-Jabbar
James Hardon
Steve Rash
Quim Duncan


Racing
Michael Spewmacher
Dale ChurnHard Jr.


Hockey
Wang Gripzky
Jaromir Janker
Gordie Plowes


And I really can't think of a way to make the names Dick Butkus and Magic Johnson any pornier than they already are.  They're perfect.


I'm sorry for all the sporty shit, my nerds.  Here's some old videogamey shit to make up for it.

GoldenPie 007
Dick Lickem 3D
Donkey Schlong Country
Leather Gear Solid
Pyst
Mortal Kumbat
World of WhoreCraft
Longdick The Hedgehog
EverQuim
Sporms
LezzieBent Evil
Womb Raider
Biocock
Call of Booty

Lemon
« Last Edit: February 04, 2017, 01:11:43 pm by BootyBread »

SATAN MILKSHAKE

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Frank West

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #93

KingKalamari

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #94
Daft Punk is Playing With my Balls by LCD Sounding System.
Frank West AgentCoop

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #95
Have a Cock to Remember and Rimjobs of a Geisha been suggested yet?
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #96
Domin' Hoes
Chunk E. Cheesedick's
Daddy John's/Papa's Johnson
Quimnoz
Hard-D's
Fuckin' Dos Nuts
Jack off the Box
Panda Sexpress
Dom/subway
Five Guys (doin' it)
In-N-Out-N-In-N-Out
Bareback Fuckhouse
Red Knobster
Lubey Tuesday
Blue Waffle House
Don Poz-load's
STI Friday
Joe's Pubic Lice Shack
The Creampie Factory
Dick-fil-Me
Buffalo Wild Wangs
Taco Bellend
Kuntucky Fried Dickin'
Mr Whip-me
Shag Shack
uh
Pizza Butt

Carbon

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #97
Pounding Fathers
AgentCoop

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #98
I literally just signed up for this:

The Usual Cuck Sex
Ghost in the Shell's Butt
Dragonball Gonad Trauma
Zen and the Art of a Motorcycle Courtesan
AgentCoop Lemon

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #99
As you'd imagine, I've been gradually adding to this thing the entire time, and the list is now up to 348, so thank you and keep 'em coming.

A couple recent favorites:
  • Fast Times In Bridgetette's Thighs
  • Spoo Detective
  • No Literally I Mean It, ANYTHING Goes
  • and of course... Seven Brides For A Brother

montrith

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #100
Time for some old movies!

Breast of Cucka Flats
Her Cuntlees
Sin not-Bad
Saint Moan
The Angel With the Strumpet
The Elusive Pimp, Ernel
The Naked Fart
Blackmale'ed
The Bigdick Papers
Cumset Booblevard


And some ACTUAL titles

Booby Trap
The Gay Dog
The Man Inside
Boobs in the Woods
Finger Man

Carbon

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #101
Nip Man

GirlKisser420

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #102
Get Off

also mad props to whoever came up with Biodomme and Jiro Creams on Suki
« Last Edit: May 05, 2017, 05:44:16 pm by GirlKisser420 »

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #103
The Poseidon Cockventure
A Behind at the Poseidon Cockventure
Straight Into Compton's Ass
The Fucking of Kelly by One? Two? Three!

MyFaceBeHi

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #104
The Little Frenchmaid/Fuckmaid
Beauty and the Beastiality
The Lion Fucking
Frozen in Pleasure because sex idk
Jungle Fuck
The Lion, the Witch and the Casting Couch
Hunger for Cock Games
Sleeping Pussy

I can't think of any more Disney porn parodies.