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Topic: 288: The Rites of Price  (Read 4263 times)

Lemon

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288: The Rites of Price
Shell Game AgentCoop Frank West Sham bam bamina! GirlKisser420 Liatai Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy Seth "Slimy" Rollins chai tea latte Corn Syrup The Smoking Dad
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lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
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Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy

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Even by magick standards there was a lot of insanity in this one.

Magick tagk descriptionsk: "hippies", "magical thinking", "pagans", "please give me money for my stupid idea", "potpourri", "profiles of job creators", "satanists", "technologically impressive buttplugs". Also the "game show" tag should be added to #276 and the announcements for Quite Exasperating and Adjudicated Guess.
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Lemon Wrought Boots Raingear Frank West chai tea latte Corn Syrup Eider Duck Shell Game NutshellGulag Liatai

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"Does Etsy have any standards?"

Depends, does AliBaba have an order maximum?

Lemon

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288: The Rites of Price #6
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
GirlKisser420, September 11, 2018, 04:53:40 pm

Sorry about that.

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lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
GirlKisser420, September 11, 2018, 04:53:40 pm

Sorry about that.
Lemon, September 11, 2018, 06:52:51 pm
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears

Lemon

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288: The Rites of Price #8
lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
GirlKisser420, September 11, 2018, 04:53:40 pm

Sorry about that.
Lemon, September 11, 2018, 06:52:51 pm
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears
eldritchhat, September 12, 2018, 09:04:55 am



Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!
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lemon keeps attributing the doc to the wrong person, the doc was submitted by first time contributor Seth "Slimy" Rollins
GirlKisser420, September 11, 2018, 04:53:40 pm

Sorry about that.
Lemon, September 11, 2018, 06:52:51 pm
I think the best way to apologize is to post a picture of you wearing the knock-off Louise Belcher bunny ears
eldritchhat, September 12, 2018, 09:04:55 am



Joke's on you fucko I've been Kristen Schaal this whole time!
Lemon, September 12, 2018, 09:34:27 am
This confirms my theory that Jack White and Kirsten Schaal are the same person.
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I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls

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I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls
A Meat, September 12, 2018, 01:14:40 pm

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc
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I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls
A Meat, September 12, 2018, 01:14:40 pm

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, September 12, 2018, 01:39:05 pm
I have a doc in the hopper that has a bit about haunted dolls, but I'll look into it further after I finish working on this recipe doc I've been putting together
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I can't believe you didn't know about people selling "haunted" dolls
A Meat, September 12, 2018, 01:14:40 pm

A Meat please make the haunted doll doc
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, September 12, 2018, 01:39:05 pm

Seconding this request. There's a TREASURE TROVE of horribly written backstories for these dolls on eBay and whatnot. 10/10 for dumb content, would listen.

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288: The Rites of Price #14
So Lemon said "something stupid like I wiccan" seconds after saying "something wiccan" just to upset me right?

edit: genuinely this is one of my favourite recent episodes. There's something magickal about this brand of crazy that really works for me.
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